Tucker Carlson wants to liberate... Canada?
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 ก.พ. 2023
- We are sick, Tucker, but we have free healthcare.
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I am a straight American.
...but if we're being honest, I am a little Canadian curious.
our medicare is falling. emergency waiting times are up to 13 hours. To see a specialist takes over a year. Our whole system is falling so the government convinces people to commit suuicide.. we're the suuicide capital of the world now. It's the 6th leading cause of death. The girl on the assisted dying advertisement wanted to live bu the government said they won't help her. Our system is a sham now. Trudeau ruined the country.
@Gradnp14 Quebec's annual budget has been 16 to 20% paid for by the rest of the country since 1970s. Quebec made people stay inside as a curfew during lockdowns. It's pretty well a police state. It really sucked to live there. We're glad we moved. People pay over 50% taxes as well.
"At least we're not up here trying to bang smarties." XD I laughed louder than I have in a while.
I always knew it was just a matter of time before Canadian Bacon became an accidental documentary.
Right?! Who knew it was really a cautionary tale this whole time.
How a few dozen Canada farmers would defeat an American Invasion.
1. Destroy the oil and gas pipelines leading into the US. 11 targets all crossing farm land. Literally thousands of miles of pipelines to hit the US couldn't defend them.
2. Destroy electrical grid leading into US. There are 37 major transmission lines from East to West so, 37 targets all crossing farm land. We can hit the lines anywhere along the hundreds of miles before they cross into US.
26 states would go dark in the first few hours.
7 US States went dark when Quebec had it's ice storm. That was only 2 of 37 lines.
3. Poison Shared Canadian - US Rivers and streams that flow South. 3 targets in BC, 6 targets Alberta, 9 targets in Saskatchewan, 3 targets Manitoba. All cross farm land. Again thousands of miles of rivers and streams to attack.
We could even blow dams to flood the US causing mass destruction too. Add all the chemicals and nuclear wastewater to the flood mix and the US becomes a toxic wasteland.
4. Scorched Earth - Canadians burn everything as Americans advance leaving no food, shelter or fuel behind. We can continue to poison rivers and streams as we move back to safer positions.
The US would be moving forward into nothing and have nothing to retreat to.
The US can't nuke us because it would pollute everything the Americans want from us. However, Canadians could use nuclear waste water to flood the rivers flowing into the US. At the same time enormous amounts of toxic chemicals could be added to the rivers too, They are all readily available on most farms.
Without electricity or the natural gas to produce electricity from Canadian sources water treatment plants in major cities and towns would shut down leaving no way for Americans to make their water safe to drink. The Americans are buying fresh water from Canada because theirs is already polluted.
Hospitals would be overrun and many would have to shut down completely without power. Tens of millions of Americans would die in the first 36 hours.
Communications would shut down, no cell, no internet no way to charge batteries. No tv.
Fueling stations couldn't pump gas or diesel.
Refineries would quickly start experiencing shortages. Some refineries would have to shut down entirely.
Every farm is a weapon with machinery and chemicals to make bombs to destroy the necessary targets. Every farm has poisonous chemicals to pollute the rivers.
2020 Trump threatened troops on our border. I've been on high alert after Harris announced, "the next wars will be fought over fresh water," as US representatives were in Ottawa discussing the AmeriCIAn fresh water crisis.
I don't want to harm our friends and neighbors South of our border. However, if their government is threatening the lives of our families, they and their families are expendable in order to defend our families too.
Don't worry, Canadians. Tucker Carlson doesn't speak for the majority of Americans. Many if not most detest him.
AMOF, most Americans don't give Canada or Canadians a passing thought.
"Let's confuse Americans! Bring in Smarties."
The funny thing is American's actually have a candy called Smarties. You know those Rocket candies we have here that taste like chalk... In America they call them 'Smarties'.
"Canadian Bacon" - so effin' funny
Can I be a Canadian...You made great points about my country...help, I'm a Canadian trapped in an American body!
Let's trade citizenships.
Transnational? is that the newest geneder?
@@johncam8420 You are free to leave. Don't let the door hit you on the way out
@@gryph01 First it was the Cons that used to say this, now its the Libs, political hacks run this nation. This is when you know your govt is due for change.
@@johncam8420In Canada, all parties sound different during elections, but do the same things when in power. That is nothing new.
they could not invade canada because we have four words "release the polar bears"
If polar bears are our army, our geese are the special forces lol
@@sporezo that’s gold. Pure gold. Especially as I have almost been attacked by a Canada goose lol.
👍
And,
Release the hockey moms!!
The very very hungry polar bears, grizzly bears, timber wolves, wolverines and millions upon millions of black flies, mosquitoes, and trash pandas.
On Just For Laughs, Lewis Black called for Canada to invade the United States.
Again?
We already did in 1812.
"At least we're not trying to bang Smarties." Oh, that's so mean. I love you.
Oh wow! That was awesome! And the thing about the orange monster, classic! Much love, from your Alaskan neighbor 😂
“Tucker who’s name rhymes with what he is…” I’m dying! 😂
@Ellen Grace I know eh! Best line ever! In fact best comedy skit ever, and I'm not kidding!
it's so funny when we just allow the media to lie to us and we form opinions they want us to form. Tucker is so bad because Trudeau wants us to think so.
Yes tucker (rhymes with ******) is certainly an oxygen thief extraordinaire.
Another person I look forward to reading their obituary one day ~ soon hopefully.
Ohhh Lord Jaysus ... I'm after having to change me gotch Mark lol
Thank you 22! So good
OMG ! ! ! Tucker, whose name rhymes with what he is... is THE funniest thing anyone has ever said! ROFLMFAO, OAOAOA ! ! !
To the candians I from across the pond wish to assist in this burning let’s bring old fashioned cannons to
Don't hold back Canada!!!!
Best skit on here ever lol 😄😂🤣
The best, the best, the best!! I love this so much Mark. Perhaps it's best if they do forget we are up here.... entirely!!
still insanely satisfying seeing Mark making fun of one of the worst human beings on TV
Meaning you think Justin Trudeau is a saint?
@@Alosipher no not really
Tucker is based
As an American I would love to be liberated from Fox News, et al …
all the rest of the news is left wing corporate. Our news is almost all government funded left wing corporate. You're glad just getting the corporate lies?
you realize the rest of the news is even more fake? they pushed Russia collusion which was proved to be set up by teh democrats by the Durham report. You trust the news that fell for Jessie Smollet. YOu've been conditioned to hate fox news.
Yes! A triumph of Critchiness! Tear Tucker a new one, but he won't know what to do with it.
As an American - This is PURE GOLD!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you 22 minutes!!!🙏. Tuckers gotta go! Or maybe that's his problem he's gotta "go". Tucker's what happens when you get "backed up".
Canadian content law is why this hour has 22 minutes.
Tryin to bang smarties. Im sooooo stoopit.
Fun to see this friendly for fire.
Invade Canada?? Because 1812 worked out so well eh!!🤣😂🤣😂
Tucker whose name rhymes with what he is LOL....should stay in his lane. LOL! He thinks too high of himself.
As an American, I hate this guy! He’s good for a laugh, but not anything else. 😂
Come at us ya hozer!
The one time I will actively laugh at political commentary
Interesting...here in the USA we're taught that it was the English who burnt D.C. down in that war.
We were a British colony, but it's not like boatloads of the actual English came over to fight. They were Canadians, in the service of King George III, who the Americans had won independence from. His son was the acting king. The indigenous people of Canada were instrumental in defeating the Yankees, and you definitely couldn't consider them English.
Canada didn't become an official country until well after the war, in 1867.
@@b.w.6535 - Oh, I understand the factual basis of the claim. I just think it's interesting that we prefer to ignore it!
Great job!
AWESOME 😂
Hey!
Canada!! Please invade U.S.! Save us.
I am not scared of Canada.
Damned Yanks (and I am one)! 🤣🤣🤣
Good one. 😂
now that's comedy...
Excellent. Step back Tucker or we'll make you step back.😤🥊Boosh🥊Boosh. Take that!!
Tucker has no idea how many Americans become Canadians after the Vietnam wars. Starting in 1965, Canada became a choice haven for U.S. draft evaders and deserters. Because they were not formally classified as refugees but admitted as immigrants, there is no official estimate of how many draft evaders and deserters entered Canada during the Vietnam War. One informed estimate puts their number between 30,000 and 40,000. Whether or not this estimate is accurate, the fact remains that emigration from the United States was high as long as the U.S. was participating in the war militarily and maintained compulsory military service. In 1971-72, Canada received more immigrants from the United States than from any other country.
Imagine the US sends an army over here, and they all end up living in Canada because of the free Healthcare
Healthcare is not free in Canada!! I live here stop ur bullshit!!
Explain how healthcare is free?
@ravelling you're right, but its a joke hilighting a foreign army would want to stay because the country they're invading has a better system.
@@tonydamiani7353 come for the invasion, stay for the Healthcare 🤣 Tony is that better my brother?
@@654Crossman more US firefighters from 9 11 have gone to Cuba for treatment than Canadians have gone to the US for treatment. But when 1 Canadian politician goes to the US for treatment there is suddenly remarkable media coverage. Your politicians routinely bring Americans north of the border, to save money on insulin treatment, that was once given for free by Canadian scientists. Imagine a public North American Healthcare system that worked together on R and D
Loved this! right friggin on!!!
it's government funded propaganda. You say right ion to government paid propaganda?
you must have zero critical thinking abilities to trust government propaganda.
If they come to invade , just tell them Trumps getting arrested. Half of them will turn around and head to Florida to save pumpkin head.
Beatiful!!!
Canadian media cope.
Is it to late to build a wall😳🇨🇦❤️
@@eattherich3328 shame on you
@@eattherich3328 So which are you? A edgy teenager trying to be funny? Or a foolish adult who believes the world is flat? Just for my own curiosity...
it's government funded propaganda. you believe anything because you've been exposed to it for years. Canada is completely demoralized. We're like the soviets were.
Outstanding! Would you consider running for Congress down here
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We are not up here bang smarties. Smoked! 🤣
Great one!
Canada needs help.
Wow ! amazing ahahaha proud canadian all the way... :)
too bad the medicare system is almost broken. Too bad Canada's media are mostly government funded propaganda.
living in Canada sucks now. The government has complete algorithmic control of our internet. this is government funded comedy ... it's propaganda and it makes you feel good. You can't tell the difference between ads and reality.
Lol legend
22 Minutes is one of the many reasons I am proud to be Canadian!
Count me out
Oh yes government funded "comedy" Canada is a joke
government funded propaganda makes you glad to be fooled by propaganda? Living in Canada sucks now.
good job
Now I'm imagining Mark as Prime Minister of Canada in an English-language remake of "Servant of the People". Season 2 is the US invasion. "The invading column is on the 416 just outside of Kemptville, ON. And they just...stopped! What the frig!?!"
Too funny!! Thank you so much!! 😃
it's government funded propaganda. You say right ion to government paid propaganda? you really believe government funded news?
Now that Tucker is no longer the face of Fox News, he should have more free time to spend organizing the Canadian Liberation Front or CLO. Canadians are having too much fun. This must stop!
is he that far off, this will not age well.
Wow! Your comments about Tucker are almost as funny as Tuckers comments about Canada!!
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻!!!
Right on
22 minutes = no longer funny;
Tucker = hilarious!
Bravo. Love youse
yeahh my friend great moments of history
Critch reminds me of the TV presenter in V for vendetta
But... who will free Canada now that Tucker is gone?! :O
Nice!
Awsome show!! As usual!
Thank you.
22 minutes went woke 😂
Have any Americans seen Newfoundland?
As an American, this guy is spitting knowledge!
I don’t understand how this barely got any coverage. And how he didn’t get fired for another 3 months for something entirely different.
And Tucker is gone from Fox News!
Side note: Fox News viewership is down by more than 50% as a result (so more good news).
Hey tucker, if Canada needs help from the US, we will let you know. In other words, dont call us, we wont call you either.
Perhaps we should invade Tucker's house and try to teach him how to be human...
Haha! Right,🤣😂 eh?
@@gryph01 Nah, i aint going over there, to many nuts XD.
@@MicahMicahel An American who knows more about Canada, then a Canadian? We had a reporter go over and ask Americans what they thought of our leader "Jon Poutine" and they were vary happy for him. Christ have of you people think we have dog sleds instead of cars XD. So dont give me that horse shit. Tucker knows Canada about as well as he knows anywhere else other then the USA, dick all.
Its really simple. If you are going to give a liar and a idiot a platform, people are going to respond. So dont give me that shit. 1500 media outlets, they are all likely in America XD.
@@MicahMicahel I dont feel superior to anyone, i do not like the way America run's its country, hence i dont live there. I have seen many Americans who bailed for Canada when Trump got elected. And they are happy here. You keep saying "Our" when referring to Canadians, are you Canadian? Because i am honestly not sure where the hell you hail from, you hate on Canadian's yet also seem to identify as one. So are you a brainwashed idiot like the rest of us?
I dont claim to be a voice of knowledge for our politics, most politics are corrupt, thats just how it is. And where you are getting your "sources" from, is likely as tainted as any news channel, you start seeing corruption in enough places, who is left to trust?
I dislike Tucker, because he is a liar, and has been caught in many lies, and frankly i dont even know what it is you are trying to argue. You can look up crimes for shootings and such, and the U.S has more then Canada, thats a fact. They have a real problem with guns, yet insist on everyone having one. Every house within a 5 mile radius of me has at least one rifle in it. Yet no gun violence. So weird. You can walk into people's homes, just make yourself announced, your not met with violence. I am not saying ALL Americans are crazy, there are plenty of crazy Canadians, the world is a imperfect place, but i would rather be here then in America. And im sure you will argue that. And thats fine, go live with them if you want too, leave us to the corruption and propaganda then, still would rather live here. Thats not brainwashing, thats common sense.
Amen America
lol Just Try It? 1812
in 1812 the americans where drunk, now the canadians are stoned
@@roadykev420 we still clobbered them. If not for malaria we’d have got rid of the filthy traitors
@HuplesCat Easy there Yosemite Sam, could hurt someone with that bravado your swinging around XD.
@@HuplesCat They didn't know we were even coming. You could've had a group go anywhere and burn a building. If we didn't tell them we were at war with them, is it still a victory?
@@MicahMicahel yup. Burning the president’s house is a sign
100%
As someone who lives in Washington state I would welcome an invading Canadian force. You have free health care? Come on down! :D
It’s not free, nor is it accessible for anyone. The hordes of immigrants and refugees have taken over, it’s insane to try and go to any emergency room in Canada you will have a minimum of a 12 hour wait and you will hear English maybe once, this isn’t Canada anymore it’s a giant refugee camp
That was great, kudos guys.
based
LMAO! Good one!
Wow this was low brow and embarrassing
Fuxker millions of views. 22 mins 31k views. Fuxker wins.
Please don't compare Tucker to Americans.
I hate the *ucker
Tucker represents 40% of Americans
What , you mean he isn't one ???? he's on one of their major God Damn news channels lol
@@jaykay1944. Wow. That's awful .
@@davidmacphee3549 that’s facts depending on where you are in the US - and yes, awful.
😂
I love how 22 mins can only exist on cbc and need those laugh tracks to over power the crickets
Ah. Love it
Explain how healthcare is free?
Free at time of use which is to say that it is paid for using government taxes.
As opposed to the US, where they will check your health insurance even if you are bleeding out in front of hospital staff.
@@jordanbetteridge1598 in Canada we wait for over a year to see a specialist. My son lost an eye and the doctor said if he saw him months earlier he'd still have it. We have a broken system. If we were in the states he would still see with two eyes.
@@MicahMicahel Except you didn't go to the states, did you?
Also disregarding that 50 million americans (~15%) have no health insurance whatsoever.
Trump 2024
Dude, you can't come to USA, well maybe the west coast or NYC. That's a terrorist threat and you'd be arrested. LOL
We do not have free health care
Please save us!
Too good. In a world gone mad, it’s good to laugh and poke fun at the absurdity…but I kinda agree with Tucker lol
kind of? Our media is almost all government funded and next week the government has algorithmic control, something only China and North Korea do.
@@MicahMicahel _"Our media is almost all government funded and next week the government has algorithmic control, something only China and North Korea do."_
Absolute nonsense.🤦
The CBC is the only public broadcaster in Canada. CTV/Global are privately owned (their parent companies have public stock offerings) and they hardly cow-toe to the governing party.
@@MicahMicahel He says as he watches a TH-cam video. So TH-cam is owned by the Canadian government. Absolutely clueless imbecile.
@@MelioraCogito Actually corporate media in Canada received $600 million from Trudeau to bail them out and are also beholden to the government. There is no large scale independent media and now Trudeau is introducing C-11 to censor all voices.
@@MelioraCogito our whole media is funded by the government. T hey don't own teh other media but they pay their wages. Trudeau gave $64 million to all the mainstream media before last election. This brainwashed s people because the media is under government control as soon as they accept government checks that keep them operating with lots of employees. We have state media.
Do you know the difference between FAsciism and communism? FAsciism only funds and control corporations where as communism gives ownership ti the corporations. Canada is fascistic now because the definition of fasciiism is when government and corporations collude to enforce policies. Facsism is the merging of corporations and government. Thesis what happened during covid. The vax didn't stop anyone from being contagious. It was a blatant power grab.
Teh government has given over 660 million dollars to the media that ISN'T CBC.
Do you realize democracy is a joke when the government controls the media. Trudeau is talking of banning Fox news and independent media. Fox didn't do three years of Russian collusion. That was acomnpletely fake story. You probably don't know that. The biden laptop story that shows Biden is beholden and corrupted by China was called Russian disinformation before the last american election. Trudeau knows the non fox news is even worse than fox ever was.
Trudeau wants you to agree that we should give all powers of speech to the government. Canada is dying because people like you won't understand that allowing teh government to turn our whole media into government propaganda is unethical and that ethics have consequences.
Trudeau said he agrees in teh right of citizens to protest but not when it opposes government policies. Do you understand how that's anti liberal? Do you understand we're turning into a terrible country? Canadians are asleep.
will you even believe me?
You probably will look to global news or some other government funded operation. You don't know any news that isn't government,ment funded. They will tell you lies and you will normalize them.
Please Tucker liberate us
We could never do war of 1812 again and win, lets b real
@@eattherich3328 we would be destroyed. Canadians can be racist too
Just wait until the current US first graders reach adulthood... they will be the first generation raised with no books, since they are being censored more and more under the current witch hunt called "critical race theory".
@@markotrieste ok nostradamus, why should i believe your dum prediction?
That's funny; I mean how Tucker has more viewers then (Govt funded) CBC and affiliates...
I'm gonna hold you to that. Somebody will have to save us from Trump II
ANNEX IT ALL
Hey, United States, leave Canada out of this. This is you and u for u.s.
I'm pretty certain that we'll roll out the welcome mat
Mr Selfie does look lyke his Daddy Fidel?