Print: Cthulhu sits, burping, smiling pleased and rubbing is belly while arund him tables and chairs are in shambles and food covers the floor. (Though I'm not at that point in the video yet, so...)
Squid Master everyone needs some good reading material. Plus, I'm sure it'll come in handy when they run out of toilet paper on the boat...I mean, ship.
Funny thing, a year later... I’ve worked in shipping and maritime security for almost five years now, and I’ve never heard so many people refer to ships as “boats” as within the industry. That said, we also refer to containers as “cans” and first officers as “the choff”, so perhaps we shouldn’t be trusted with words... :-D
"Guys, there's something really terribly wrong." "Damn right, there's no cheese for the sandwiches." "The egg salad has pinapple in it." "No one's cut the crust off mine!" "Back on the boat!" "YAHHHH!!!!" Best opening to an adventure ever
Joey Schaufeli totally agree, I just recently discovered these vids and I’ve been going back and watching & re-watching while I wait in queues for WoW classic. I’m laughing so hard every episode and I desperately want to play D&D now.
"Is that pineapple?" "Yeah, would you like some?" "No thank you, it's the devil's fruit." Wow, all that magic and Binbag still can't conjure up any taste.
Oh to have players that get approached by a mysterious figure with a quest, and follow it without thought. I try that with my party. 50/50 chance they attack the old man.
Kharn The Betrayer bro. This is a land where even the f***ing carrots want to reverse the natural order of things and eat you. What did you expect? Though I must admit, my reaction would be to through up some holy barrier defences. just as a precaution...
Yeah, I fully understand your players. Some random dude walking up and giving you a quest would be beyond shady in the real world and in D&D everyone and their mother is a dark wizard. Sounds like a trap to me.
@Sain 7417 Omg I was just saying this the other day lol a cartoon series of this would be epic, Roosterteeth could do it I bet , look how awsome they did with Red vs Blue Halo parady
he really allows too much eldritch blast just hits no roll on a moving target guess they got aimbot. cat is allowed to pick lock without disadvantage so yea suffer from the chaos you allowed
Dob - "I can put them to sleep... well... some of them." Dob sneak to Goblins and hit one to the head with the lute *WHACK*, second one turn his head to the sound, but Dob is too fast for him. *Blam* *Wham* *Pow*. 4 "sleeping" Goblins on the ground. Dob screm to party - "I think we can proceed with our adventure."
Jane and Eldritch Blast is basically like Clarkson and hammers... Combat? Eldritch blast. Locked door? Eldritch blast. Having trouble peeling that banana? Eldritch blast...
awmperry having trouble carrying a baby when the other doctors are being killed by psychopathic murders all while the building is being blown up by terrorists whilst a tsunami is coming? Eldritch blast
Having never played a D&D campaign, I've always imagined an intricately woven story filled with plot twists and unexpected encounters... In reality, I suspect I would be doing exactly what Jane does. "In front of you, the door slowly opens..." "Eldritch blast the door." "We're in the cute and cuddly baby animal hospital." "What are you? Deaf? I said Eldritch blast it, you Motherf*#&$#!" "Our mission is to pet the sad cat with three legs and make him happy!" "Well then you better hope he's not behind that door, because I just rolled a 20, b*tches!"
This place is lovely *somethng is terriblely, horribly wrong* 😂😂😂 *needless to say Cthulhu is pleased and lunch is ruined* 😂😂 this man needs to keep doing d&d with the oxbox crew, I will 😭 if he doesn't
I wish Ellen had had tiny cat ears for when she transformed into the cat, that would have been the cutest thing ever! I thought, before I saw Ellen's cat puppet. Now my heart has grown from the sheer overload of cute!
Man I've been watching the oxventure for the past year and a half. I only JUST realized the wizard's name Binbag isnt just a weird British name, but it actually means trash bag.
After 20 minutes Johnny has just given up and accepted that oxbox and oxtra are always thinking outside the xbox budum tssss His plans are never gonna work-
Corazon: "I'll tie up the unconscious goblins, you do whatever you want with the awake one" Literal ramdom guy in the crowd: "ELDRITCH BLAST!" Prudence: "YEAH!" Also "Don't make me come back there!" And Dob: **plays with cat Merrilwin**
12:29 when he gives the difficulty, and then people boo, then he throws out the "3 in a minute, 15 to 20 foot apart and you're going 'Ooooh'" and the handflip, about the best thing I've ever seen. Ellen's reaction to the whole bit is also kinda fantastic because I think she totally understands his point from the roleplay even in a fun way and loves his reaction, hence the shoulder pat. 20:51 again watch Ellen's reaction when she finds out animals and all the details. Just a brilliant DM work there, obviously this adventure was aimed for her character's background, but the way he made her get so invested in the story by his descriptions. How much you can she wants to hurt him because those tiny fuzzy animals running on belts is so real to her.
"Hello I'm literally everyone else in the world" officialy best way for a DM to introduce themselves ever also, the devil's fruit is Durian not pineapple
I can't say how many times I have watched these D&D videos, but every time I still laugh at every joke. Oxventure vids are like a drug to me, with no terrible side effects.
I don't normally do the begging for more thing, but, Please, please, please, please, please do more of this. Its hilarious, and I haven't even watched part 2 yet!
as someone who is totally ignorant of how D&D actually works (allways interested in it, never actually got to play it, most likely never will), i love those vids. and this live version is even better ! best one yet. and i LOVE that the costumes are getting more and more elaborate with every new game.
![[Live] : ONE 169 วันนี้!! "อนาโตลี vs อูมาร์"](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/IK3YZVWuFJg/mqdefault.jpg)
"Cthulhu is pleased and lunch is ruined." Someone please put that on a t-shirt.
I want that t-shirt and one that has the translucent wizard saying pineapple is the devils fruit
Print: Cthulhu sits, burping, smiling pleased and rubbing is belly while arund him tables and chairs are in shambles and food covers the floor. (Though I'm not at that point in the video yet, so...)
ill buy 5 lol
This will be in Show of the Week or Weekend, calling it
Brilliant plan
"Hello, I'm literally everyone else in the world" is the most mic drop DM introduction in the history of time.
Truth, may as well have said "Hello, ill be your god today." LOL
This boutta be in the show of the week, calling it now.
@@barneymiller7894 thats not bad either
From now on I’m starting any DND game I GM by saying, I’m literally everyone else in the world.
So mic drop that it got a song
Jane: *Simply mentions Eldritch Blast*
Audience: *Loud cheering*
Eggbert: " It is with a heavy heart that I commend your ashes to the Earth."
Goblin: "What ash-"
Eggbert: "BRRAAAAAAHHHHGGG!"
*snork*
"Legitimate aquatic businessman". Corazon needs to get that printed on some business parchments.
drashr88 that needs to be put on a pirate T-shirt
Kitty Meow I sense a whole new range of seafaring merch.
I sense more pamphlets.
Squid Master everyone needs some good reading material. Plus, I'm sure it'll come in handy when they run out of toilet paper on the boat...I mean, ship.
Funny thing, a year later... I’ve worked in shipping and maritime security for almost five years now, and I’ve never heard so many people refer to ships as “boats” as within the industry. That said, we also refer to containers as “cans” and first officers as “the choff”, so perhaps we shouldn’t be trusted with words... :-D
"Guys, there's something really terribly wrong."
"Damn right, there's no cheese for the sandwiches."
"The egg salad has pinapple in it."
"No one's cut the crust off mine!"
"Back on the boat!"
"YAHHHH!!!!"
Best opening to an adventure ever
waaaaaaaaaay!
....... POTATO salad
3:17
Why couldn't Jane do the intimidation voice? Surely they could've turned off the voice modifier that's making her sound normal...
Lol
"Fresh from their latest Victory"
Is that what were calling it?
Corazon just invented *Revisionist* *History*
Well, history is written by the victors. And whatever might have happened, they did get the ship back and showed those pirates what for.
I died on "Imagine James Earl Jones through a Kazoo" (and so did the second goblin)
Saying "what's goin on... Here?!"
You've struck gold with this DnD thing girls and guys, please don't stop, these videos never fail to make me laugh untill I cry. (Edit for spelling)
Joey Schaufeli totally agree, I just recently discovered these vids and I’ve been going back and watching & re-watching while I wait in queues for WoW classic. I’m laughing so hard every episode and I desperately want to play D&D now.
Mike's hat is a thing of pure unrivalled beauty!
"Is that pineapple?" "Yeah, would you like some?" "No thank you, it's the devil's fruit." Wow, all that magic and Binbag still can't conjure up any taste.
Why does the bear sound like Peperami?
I love pineapple, but in potato salad?
@@EiferBrennan the "p" stands for pineapple.
It’s a devil fruit? He should eat it and get super stretch powers like Luffy.
@@ashleyl7608 Looking at future appearances, Binbag doesn't need more magical powers lol
Merilwen was so good at picking that lock, I thought she had experience as a cat burglar.
Booooooo. Boo.
Ahhhhhh I get it mate. Deserves Show of the Week comment lol
Badummm tsssss
Damnit
WA WAN WAAAAAA
"Needless to say, Cthulhu is pleased, and lunch is ruined."
And that made me choke on a cookie crumb.
Thanks!
So what you're saying is, your lunch was also ruined? lol
Why isn’t it on a t-shirt
Oh to have players that get approached by a mysterious figure with a quest, and follow it without thought. I try that with my party. 50/50 chance they attack the old man.
Kharn The Betrayer good thing you don't DM Vox Machina, old people were their favourite enemy :)
Kharn The Betrayer bro. This is a land where even the f***ing carrots want to reverse the natural order of things and eat you. What did you expect? Though I must admit, my reaction would be to through up some holy barrier defences. just as a precaution...
You should be prepared. Make the oldman a expert on dark magic or some shit. Make up a reason to turn their characters blind for attacking him.
Mysterious man, ATTACK
Yeah, I fully understand your players. Some random dude walking up and giving you a quest would be beyond shady in the real world and in D&D everyone and their mother is a dark wizard. Sounds like a trap to me.
I love how Johnny is clearly regretting that bear voice basically as soon as he started
EnglandA ...before, actually
His expression: What is my life right now? I am making a bear talk to a stuffed cat on a stage in front of a live audience. Right.
I love that Eldritch Blast got a bigger cheer than Jane herself. We know what THIS audience was here to see. Praise Cthulhu!
I'm eagerly waiting for the next backflip myself.
MoczoUno PRAISE ELDRITCH BLAST.
I love how ‘Eldrich blast’ is now a catchphrase.
It's not.
@@assordante2205 it is. I use it in my games as my main damage source. (Even though im a bard)
*Travis Willingham has entered the chat*
“Cthulhu is pleased and lunch is ruined” may be my favourite sentence ever.
Loving how sassy Johnny is being. He's the best DM and his voices *make* the whole thing!
Somebody needs to turn these into animated adventures, someone much more talented than me.
Sain 7417 maybe Neebs gaming, check out their series called doraleaus and associates, it's really funny
Vader Minion please tell me where you found this glorious thing.
@Sain 7417 Omg I was just saying this the other day lol a cartoon series of this would be epic, Roosterteeth could do it I bet , look how awsome they did with Red vs Blue Halo parady
@@blakearmentrout7717 What about Dingo Doodles?
@@altirianfairyalchemyst it would take 2 years to get through the a spot of bother if dingo did it.
Drink through the pain my poor DM friend. Drink through the pain.
Sandbox for the sandbox god, headaches for the headache thrown! Let the GM burn!
he really allows too much eldritch blast just hits no roll on a moving target guess they got aimbot. cat is allowed to pick lock without disadvantage so yea suffer from the chaos you allowed
I don't know whether those horns looked good on Jane... or just *normal* for her. :)
James Anthony that's because those are her real horns she just keeps them invisible
Normal. Definitely normal.
Both.
This was so much fun to see live! Thanks to all of you for making it such a good night!
As Merilwen walked through the forest she thought ... “This is freaky deaky!”
Dob - "I can put them to sleep... well... some of them."
Dob sneak to Goblins and hit one to the head with the lute *WHACK*, second one turn his head to the sound, but Dob is too fast for him. *Blam* *Wham* *Pow*. 4 "sleeping" Goblins on the ground.
Dob screm to party - "I think we can proceed with our adventure."
Platonis The Warlock I must say Dob, that was a very Prudence reaction 🤔 something to tell us?
Dob says - *_uƃɐʇɥɟ lƃɐu’ɥɐƃʍ ɥǝʎl’ɹ nɥlnɥʇɔ ɥɟɐu’ʍlƃɯ ınlƃu’ɥd_*
Prudence - "Leave Dob alone, he is fine"
Platonis The Warlock 😂😂
Wait what? When did this happen?
I'm sorry guys but Corazon isn't a pirate. He's actually one of the last members of the reclusive order of Sassmasters.
Mary Lucretia Shh that supposed to be a secret
Hope this makes it in Show of the Week
Godspeed You and me both
The dramatic zoom onto Ellen's face as she's giving the best horrified and yet pissed off expression is actually the best.
James is so good that he can work 5 different cameras at once.
Tell me the pineapple will become a running gag
Vincent M. Ha yeah
Those devil horns are a surprisingly good look for Jane almost like they were always meant to be there...
*MAKES SCREECHING PTERODACTYL NOISES OF HAPPINESS IN CHEMISTRY CLASS*
Bet that was hillarious
Jane and Eldritch Blast is basically like Clarkson and hammers... Combat? Eldritch blast. Locked door? Eldritch blast. Having trouble peeling that banana? Eldritch blast...
awmperry PRUDENCE!
awmperry having trouble carrying a baby when the other doctors are being killed by psychopathic murders all while the building is being blown up by terrorists whilst a tsunami is coming? Eldritch blast
Jane is everything I inspire to be in a D&D player
And in life?
Caitlin RC
"Roll a D20."
"Okay."
"That's a D10."
"Oh, Okay."
"That's a D12"
"..."
*aspire to be. "inspire" means you are the example people follow
The most murderhobo-y of murder hobos.
keg504 unless she's saying she seeks to inspire Jane....which she clearly needs to.
There are no words in elvish dwarvish or the tongues of men to describe how amazing this is.
THE WIIIIIZZZZZAAAARD BIIIN...BAG
Bit of a rubbish name if you ask me. :P
I told you it wasn't important...
Not Bean Bag?
@@NEKOSEI I think that's the point
Having never played a D&D campaign, I've always imagined an intricately woven story filled with plot twists and unexpected encounters... In reality, I suspect I would be doing exactly what Jane does. "In front of you, the door slowly opens..." "Eldritch blast the door." "We're in the cute and cuddly baby animal hospital." "What are you? Deaf? I said Eldritch blast it, you Motherf*#&$#!" "Our mission is to pet the sad cat with three legs and make him happy!" "Well then you better hope he's not behind that door, because I just rolled a 20, b*tches!"
Merilwen would come flying out of nowhere to be very disappointed at you.
@@Patrick-Phelan Oh it would be worse than that. She might just decide to Moonbeam your ass, or spray poison in your face.
"Its true, I hadn't considered the bear". STICK THIS ON A T-SHIRT!!
ahhh, but what about dragons?!?
25:05
When you get home from university just in time for the event of the year :D
In land of dungeons and also dragons - must be a Warhammer playthrough
Oh these guys wouldn't survive a week in Warhammer.
Morten U. WOG!!!
Kharn The Betrayer Oh I don't know, I think the Warhammer world could do with a bit of Cthulhuing.
This place is lovely *somethng is terriblely, horribly wrong* 😂😂😂
*needless to say Cthulhu is pleased and lunch is ruined* 😂😂 this man needs to keep doing d&d with the oxbox crew, I will 😭 if he doesn't
Kitty Meow yes, but first, he needs to learn the rules...
Nobody freaking cares lmfao. People like you ruin the fun.
Avatar_Sokka I sorta agree with you, but it still fun even if the rules are a bit tipsy
Dob playing with kitty Merilwen is adorable. 😍
I like how Merilwen is kind of the Hawkeye of the group. On the other hand, I bloody love this show!
'That's true, I hadn't considered the bear...'
~Andy, 2018
25:05
I can't believe it took a whole 13 minutes for Prudence to break out the Eldritch Magic
Bin Bag the wizard, companion of Ash Can the lion.
The really handy thing about Jane's costume is that it doubles as really great Qunari cosplay.
Prudence: I have something that puts people to sleep permanently, in agony,
I wish Ellen had had tiny cat ears for when she transformed into the cat, that would have been the cutest thing ever! I thought, before I saw Ellen's cat puppet. Now my heart has grown from the sheer overload of cute!
"Sarcastic Sandwich-eating friend"
Why does that fit me perfectly?
Man I've been watching the oxventure for the past year and a half. I only JUST realized the wizard's name Binbag isnt just a weird British name, but it actually means trash bag.
I had no idea.
After 20 minutes Johnny has just given up and accepted that oxbox and oxtra are always thinking outside the xbox budum tssss
His plans are never gonna work-
I love this. Show of the week comment material.
Godspeed why thank you :)
Outside the oxbox
All hail lady Jane and her eldritch powers! Lest us pray that she doesn't turn her divine power on us all!
Andrew Adamski ELDRITCH BLAST.
BEST. VALENTINE'S. DAY. GIFT. EVER.
I want Johnny to narrate my life.
Me too!
Neo Hamilton doesn’t everyone?
That sounds like so much fun
"That's true, I hadn't considered the bear"
And other quotes from the OXventure :D
I love that each of the Characters have their own drinking vessel. Sure that Prudence's would be solid gold and blood would be her drink!
Its crazy to see how far they've come with the outfits and stuff. I mean this is only their 3rd session playing
Can we for D&D just have Jane and Mike killing in the most creative and hilarious as well as cruel ways possible?😁
I really hope James can at some point play an illusive but wise disembodied voice.
That's going to ramble about how good the prequel is
Yes!
Joeon Ren maybe not so wise but definitely illusive and disembodied
he reminds of me of the narrator from bastion
Corazon: "I'll tie up the unconscious goblins, you do whatever you want with the awake one"
Literal ramdom guy in the crowd: "ELDRITCH BLAST!"
Prudence: "YEAH!"
Also
"Don't make me come back there!"
And
Dob: **plays with cat Merrilwin**
4:37 the look that Ellen gives Andy after that exchange says "I'm seriously going to throw you out a window after this"
Seeing the live DnD come up and clicking on it Immediately be like:
"Ladies and gents this is the moment you've waited for.."
I was so excited when I saw this posted I rushed home to see misadventures! Much love from the northern wastes of Canada
this is the greatest thing I've ever seen , forget all this video game malarky and just do this every week !
12:29 when he gives the difficulty, and then people boo, then he throws out the "3 in a minute, 15 to 20 foot apart and you're going 'Ooooh'" and the handflip, about the best thing I've ever seen. Ellen's reaction to the whole bit is also kinda fantastic because I think she totally understands his point from the roleplay even in a fun way and loves his reaction, hence the shoulder pat.
20:51 again watch Ellen's reaction when she finds out animals and all the details. Just a brilliant DM work there, obviously this adventure was aimed for her character's background, but the way he made her get so invested in the story by his descriptions. How much you can she wants to hurt him because those tiny fuzzy animals running on belts is so real to her.
All I imagine off screen is jthat Prudence at the training range just hanging back and spamming sniper bolts of eldritch blast.
"I'm Dob..."
Random guy: *YYEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH*
I was so expecting Dob to do the jigglypuff song when he was putting the goblins to sleep
He didn't want to put the whole theatre to sleep.
I love how it went from talk to goblin to kicking in the nuts 😂
Nothing like an oxbox video to improve a day at SOI. You guys are great.
Tiefling Jane and Elven Merowynn are downright adorable!
Awesome, I can now call pineapples the Devils Friut now! Thanks Johnny!
Ellen's facial expressions are on point.
"Hello I'm literally everyone else in the world"
officialy best way for a DM to introduce themselves ever
also, the devil's fruit is Durian not pineapple
True. This is absolutely true.
You guys make me smile so much. One of those channels I just wish I could hang out with because you all seem so lovely and fun.
I'm watching this alone for Valentine's day. This is the best one I've had !
Oh my gosh this was fantastic. Very brave to improvise all that in front of an audience but it turned out great.Bravo
I didn't know how much I needed this until I saw the title
If there is one thing that I beg of in future DnD games, it is the continuing adventures of Michael the Scouse Goat
Thirty Seconds in and this is already my new favorite thing ever, Andy makes a joke about being bad at DnD sound awesome.
I bet...in a thousand years.......they would have NEVER thought this was going to happen OR be THIS popular.
I can't say how many times I have watched these D&D videos, but every time I still laugh at every joke. Oxventure vids are like a drug to me, with no terrible side effects.
I've just binge-watched the last two campaigns over the last few hour- shut up mum, the only outside I need is OUTSIDE XBOX (and XTRA)
I don't normally do the begging for more thing, but,
Please, please, please, please, please do more of this. Its hilarious, and I haven't even watched part 2 yet!
Also, you guys didn't do the usual shout out to your DM. He deserves a lot of love for making this so great. :)
as someone who is totally ignorant of how D&D actually works (allways interested in it, never actually got to play it, most likely never will), i love those vids. and this live version is even better ! best one yet. and i LOVE that the costumes are getting more and more elaborate with every new game.
I hope the effort and production value of these just keeps skyrocketing, they're quickly shaping up to be one of the best things on the channels!
19:35
The simultaneous face palm from Mike and Andy is just great!
Top notch banter.
A feline lock picker? Does that mean Ellen’s prestige class is a... *cat* burglar?
I’ll boo myself off, thanks.
What have we learned? Well we know what the inside of a Godlin head look's like thanks to Prudence.
Yes! I was hoping for more D&D from y'all I love this series!
I love Jane's approach to things. Unlimited power and all that. And, of course, James Earl Jones through a kazoo. XD
I've been so excited about this since I live in America and couldn't be there live
Peyton Vick agreed
These are the only videos I ever like before I even start watching.
How very Shakespearean of you guys. I mean, the goblin did literally "exit, pursued by the bear" (Winters Tale)... nice one!! 😀
Oh, oh this is where my love of costumes and prop work in DnD came from.
its harder for Corazon to tie up three goblins than Merilwen to pick a lock with lil ole cat paws
Those costumes are on point
"I'll tell you what happens straight out it's dead." I have no heard more perfect words in my entire life.