Jason X (2001) KILL COUNT: RECOUNT

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  • @soldancer
    @soldancer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4893

    So, does Jason know what the liquid nitrogen is? Or does he just think he's drowning a girl and then he's like "Holy shit, her head exploded!"

    • @vahlen5281
      @vahlen5281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +794

      He probably just went with it when he witnessed its effect. Dude's pretty good at improvising, at least when it comes to killing.

    • @DavidKen878
      @DavidKen878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Liquid Nitrogen isn't a new invention. How wouldn't he know about it.

    • @soldancer
      @soldancer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +785

      @@DavidKen878 Something tells me between being presumed drowned in a lake, going on multiple killing sprees, dying, being brought back to life, dying again, being brought back to life yet again, and then going to space, he's probably not had a chance to brush up on basic chemistry.

    • @DavidKen878
      @DavidKen878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@soldancer You don't have to brush up on science, or even know about it, to know what liquid nitrogen is. It's common knowledge. Also, what does his presumed drowning in the lake have to do with anything?

    • @soldancer
      @soldancer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      ​@@DavidKen878 I was trying to be funny by recounting Jason's life in which he was clearly busy doing other things than learning chemistry. I mean, my whole original comment and response is just a joke based on that premise. I'm not interested in arguing about whether he legitimately might have learned about liquid nitrogen for the sake of a stupid joke.

  • @claratalbot7613
    @claratalbot7613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7200

    "Guys it's okay. He just wanted his machete back." I laugh every time because I know what coming next & the facial expressions are priceless

    • @JJizz23
      @JJizz23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      That one's not bad, the best is when Jason is in the vortex. Hey you want some beer, Wanna smoke some pot, or we could have premarital sex. We love premarital sex!. Than instant kill, classic 🤣

    • @thomasprice5622
      @thomasprice5622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I hated the professor was such a painful character. He was too smart for his own good

    • @claratalbot7613
      @claratalbot7613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@BoniJNeto He disrespected Jason by doing that & nobody disrespects Jason

    • @claratalbot7613
      @claratalbot7613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@JJizz23 That one is also a classic of movie & is my second favorite kill. My favorite is of course Janessa's

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@claratalbot7613 I think Janessa's kill is a reference to the Alien franchise too, that human/xeno hybrid thing died the same way, sucked out of the ship and minced on the way out, the main difference is that version of the kill wasn't instantaneous

  • @controllerplayer2091
    @controllerplayer2091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    “Guys it’s ok he just wanted his machete back.” That has to be my favorite line from any Friday movie.

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too

    • @travisvanalst4698
      @travisvanalst4698 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Any Friday movie? I feel like “Bye Felicia” should rank up there.

    • @bojanvazic2004
      @bojanvazic2004 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Šta govoriš ti

    • @TheBandit025Nova
      @TheBandit025Nova 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@travisvanalst4698Next to this is my block my block

    • @kaz_393
      @kaz_393 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ok yugoslavia

  • @clammymercury395
    @clammymercury395 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    As a Canadian, I am now rioting as hockey is apparently outlawed

    • @buffcat6096
      @buffcat6096 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bruh

    • @normogilvie9822
      @normogilvie9822 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hockey nvr will be

    • @Gojiboyo
      @Gojiboyo 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      We’ll never play hockey again 😭

  • @Art_Lean
    @Art_Lean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5284

    Still sad we never ended up getting Jason X for the Friday the 13th game

    • @fanffanlol3926
      @fanffanlol3926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      i miss that game

    • @millo1095
      @millo1095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      We might now since the lawsuits are done cross your fingers 🤞🤞

    • @montyburns3265
      @montyburns3265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +600

      @@millo1095 they lost the case… we ain’t getting shit

    • @SwiiftyisHere
      @SwiiftyisHere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      some people worked together to make a custom Jason x map and skin, pretty cool.

    • @fanffanlol3926
      @fanffanlol3926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@millo1095 i hope to

  • @Valeoe
    @Valeoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2710

    “It’s gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old dogs”
    “Yeah, that ought do it”
    Best line here I think

    • @justFoxPLS
      @justFoxPLS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      The best one was: It's ok guys he just wanted his machete back!

    • @kuromifytheworld008
      @kuromifytheworld008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sussy name

    • @harrisonfairchild4157
      @harrisonfairchild4157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Okay here’s a second poke

    • @AIA2637
      @AIA2637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@justFoxPLS I was too young to watch this movie when it came out, but I can’t believe the amount of sarcasm and humor that was implemented into Jason X. I know the whole idea of Jason in space is supposed to be pretty silly. But overall it all makes the final product look like a parody of a more serious horror movie 😂

    • @trentharrison9905
      @trentharrison9905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My dad and I quote this line more often than we probably should lol

  • @MrSmuggypussPlays
    @MrSmuggypussPlays ปีที่แล้ว +241

    This probably wasn't like this in the movie but I love how when the virtual girls both screamed "premarital sex!" And it cutting to Jason bashing them in sleeping bags so funny for some reason 😭

    • @diegode415
      @diegode415 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      As much as I hate this movie's plot, it was funny how even AI knows how to make Jason pissed, although the "it's okay he just wanted his machete back" line after Jason killed 20,000 people was the best of tue whole movie in my opinion

    • @simondaniel4028
      @simondaniel4028 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      That's exactly how it happens, with one shot in between of Jason stopping to look at the camera to fourth-wall break. This film is bonkers.

  • @thewolfofmikawa8535
    @thewolfofmikawa8535 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    I swear Jason is like the world's most aggressive PSA for abstinence and its hilarious lmao.

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      The Segata Sanshiro of abstinence.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4814

    “What’s his condition?”
    “He’s screwed”
    You gotta love the fitting puns after a horror kill

    • @ladypotato1327
      @ladypotato1327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      You are quite literally everywhere.

    • @quidditch1991
      @quidditch1991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Holy shit you only have 6 likes rn

    • @PastamasterEwen
      @PastamasterEwen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Machonga why u everyone

    • @almahdi1067
      @almahdi1067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i got the 21'st like

    • @muffinman3111
      @muffinman3111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gay spider

  • @OKmoomer
    @OKmoomer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2073

    "We've got three years until the Canadians riot!"
    As a Vancouver Canucks fan, this one hit me right in the feels.

    • @TheHitman3000
      @TheHitman3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      You already rioted!

    • @ltakethefatlplease.3380
      @ltakethefatlplease.3380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah Habs fan did that in the 40s, foreshadowing.

    • @TandJgaming
      @TandJgaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I’m from Alberta but I remember that. Y’all are nuts.

    • @downbythewater.
      @downbythewater. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Both in 94 vs Rangers and 11 vs Bruins.

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm already canadian.

  • @Zer-yz2br
    @Zer-yz2br 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    “What’s your alarm sound?”
    Jason: “It’s complicated…”

  • @StuckonStupid84
    @StuckonStupid84 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    Two things
    1. The creators behind this movie knew damn well it was gonna fail and still had fun with it.
    2. I'm fairly certain this movies whole existence is because it was taking too damn long to make Freddy vs Jason.

  • @theasexualidiot4803
    @theasexualidiot4803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1279

    I love it in horror movies when a person is killed and then there is a pun. Imagine seeing your friend get slaughtered brutally, and you just crack a joke. The balls that person must have is too many to count.

    • @marveldude9824
      @marveldude9824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Very Ash Williams like.

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      This came out when Buffy the Vampire Slayer was huge, of course everyone was quipping their heads off.

    • @Blackmorerainbowcatch
      @Blackmorerainbowcatch ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@marveldude9824 even ash doesn't do that with people he cares about

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For real life

    • @SB992REBORN
      @SB992REBORN ปีที่แล้ว

      FALLS TO GROUND *FUCK M BRUCE WILLIS*

  • @AVGNROCKS1996
    @AVGNROCKS1996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    “You got the BFG”
    Never realized how much I wanted Doomguy to fight Jason now, but here we are.

    • @InitialPC
      @InitialPC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      The same Doomguy who killed a Hell Kaiju with his bare hands? I don't think that's a question that needs answering.

    • @DodoRibeiro-ts6po
      @DodoRibeiro-ts6po 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Doomguy would rip the shit out of Jason for sure

    • @iwatchyoutubealot
      @iwatchyoutubealot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@InitialPC
      maybe if you put doomguy from before the original doom game
      when he's more of just a newly recruited space marine than a legendary figure

    • @hispanic_individual7523
      @hispanic_individual7523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well doom guy will win no questions asked

    • @Dante-Balisk
      @Dante-Balisk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Doomguy vs Jason Goes to Hell

  • @OmnicidalClown1992
    @OmnicidalClown1992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    6:44 This is hands down my favorite death scene in both Jason X, and maybe the entire Friday the 13th series.

  • @kuritsa
    @kuritsa ปีที่แล้ว +77

    After Dude Bro Party Massacre III, I'm waiting for James to recount this one more time, adding the 20 000 people that died in the space station explosion. As his new rules state, we have a hard number (technically from outside the movie but still) AND footage of the incident. The right amount of anti-Dude Bro pettiness is all it takes, Mr Janisse

    • @juniorayala185
      @juniorayala185 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think he'll recount this again

    • @kal_emat4947
      @kal_emat4947 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      And now after Emesis Blue with 800k

  • @tophatcat6424
    @tophatcat6424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    Those two digital women: *Dies*
    James: They're real to me!

    • @shockmazta3116
      @shockmazta3116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And yet he doesn't count the 20k on the Solaris. He's fucking awful at this kill count thing. It's legit his one job and he can't even do that right.

    • @thedeafmaster4786
      @thedeafmaster4786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@shockmazta3116 be nice dude it’s a hard job going from frame to frame to count kills why don’t you try it if it’s so easy

    • @jimmyb5025
      @jimmyb5025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@shockmazta3116 But the amount given on Solaris wasn't even confirmed. The writer pulled a number out of his ass on Twitter.

    • @TheSurge0906
      @TheSurge0906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@shockmazta3116 Weren’t you caught hitting on children?

    • @SoupSultan
      @SoupSultan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@shockmazta3116 Why do you stick around then?

  • @psychodoofus
    @psychodoofus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    Unpopular opinion: pre nano Jason is one of the most well designed Jason’s, it looks so cool and more updated

    • @darklord884
      @darklord884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      The fact he actually has hair and looks alive, not a zombie is weird, but other than that, I agree. He looks cool.

    • @m.degroot6837
      @m.degroot6837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@darklord884 He was locked up in that research facility for a while so he must have had a long time to regenerate his body or something. Idk why I'm trying to make sense of it?

    • @darklord884
      @darklord884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@m.degroot6837 To quote Talion from Shadow of War: "Don't! Just don't!"

    • @silentjohnny4988
      @silentjohnny4988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thats funny I personally think it's his worst lol

    • @psychodoofus
      @psychodoofus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@666ZX Jason’s look after pt7 has always been inconsistent, plus we don’t talk about Jason goes to hell

  • @jaxkhatter7710
    @jaxkhatter7710 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    so...what are we doing, fellow Canadians.

    • @MR.CHEESEMAN1
      @MR.CHEESEMAN1 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Apparently we’re not gonna be playing hockey!

    • @crimsonking4379
      @crimsonking4379 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      We riot!

  • @ohgodno2733
    @ohgodno2733 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Jason x is a prime example of some of best horror movies to watch with friends in college campy,dumb,and entertaining

  • @cytorakdemon
    @cytorakdemon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +924

    The neck break kill was Hodder's idea. The script called for Jason to quickly snap Sven's neck, but Hodder said he's done neck snaps with Jason before and was kinda bored of the idea, so he proposed to try something a little different and "slowly" break the guy's neck just to show Jason being extra assholish to this guy.
    After the performance, everyone agreed it was a better alternative, especially with the drawn out "pop pop pop crunch" sound, as opposed to a traditionally quick "crack". Dull machete could be given to a number of kills that happen off screen.
    Also fun fact, in the Jason X novels, Uber Jason regenerates his whole body from his mask and continues to do what he does best.

    • @47RoninGaming
      @47RoninGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      cool facts! thanks.

    • @pesciisthebestcharacter5100
      @pesciisthebestcharacter5100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      And in the comics he just tanks the fall from orbit with no damage and proceeds to yeet a tree at some people.

    • @VivaLaDnDLogs
      @VivaLaDnDLogs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I'm sorry, Jason X *novels?*
      As in, they continued this story?
      Multiple times?

    • @cytorakdemon
      @cytorakdemon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@VivaLaDnDLogs Oh yeah, a series was made to continue from the novelization of Jason X.
      Jason X: The Experiment, a military research facility on Earth 2 captures Jason after the events of the movie and tries to make super soldiers using his regenerative DNA.
      Jason X: Planet of the Beast, another space ship finds Jason's body after the events of The Experiment, and a mad doctor tries to clone Jason.
      Jason X: Death Moon, Jason crashes on the Moon where there's a finishing school of rich girls after the events of PotB.
      Jason X: To The Third Power, I'm assuming after the events of DM, the finishing school is torn down and rebuilt into a super max prison to house Jason in the basement.
      Had to summarize the last two as I've only read up to Planet of the Beast. And these events are separate from the Jason X comics where Uber Jason fought Jason.

    • @trikalabris
      @trikalabris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@cytorakdemon Jeezus christ and this all began with a child drowning and his mom killing in revenge.

  • @the11thhour44
    @the11thhour44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Never thought I'd hear James talk about Knightfall and Bane breaking the Bat. My inner comic nerd is very much pleased.

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And now I got to know where they got the idea of Bane breaking Batman’s back in the dark knight rises

  • @aperson6500
    @aperson6500 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    "I'm not gonna put 20,000 people on the kill count"
    "We now put 800,000 bodies on the kill count."

  • @Rougarou99
    @Rougarou99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Then Stoney gets dragged away so he can become an Italian popstar.”
    Never did I imagine a Lizzue McGuire reference in a Kill Count. I guess this is what dreams are made of.

  • @DodoRibeiro-ts6po
    @DodoRibeiro-ts6po 2 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    The sad fact this is the last time we got to see Kane Hodder as Jason in the franchise, just like Robert in NOES, his portrayal is legendary in the Friday movies

  • @saltystick_99
    @saltystick_99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    Freddy vs Jason has a Dead Meat record of being the only movie that was covered not just twice, but _three_ times.

    • @JoshSmith-fv1tx
      @JoshSmith-fv1tx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Really? I remember seeing the original, did it get taken down or something and he had to redo it?

    • @saltystick_99
      @saltystick_99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@JoshSmith-fv1tx He did Freddy vs Jason the first time after covering the Friday the 13th movies first time around. Then he did it again after he covered the Nightmare on Elm Street and was more knowledgeable about Freddy's previous escapades.
      And now its gonna be the third time.

    • @JoshSmith-fv1tx
      @JoshSmith-fv1tx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@saltystick_99 Haha that's a record that will never be broken

    • @justinmacd4149
      @justinmacd4149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The Rerecount

    • @budderchazerzgaming3915
      @budderchazerzgaming3915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It should get counted again on April fools next year just to keep it going

  • @michaelcontrucci9607
    @michaelcontrucci9607 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Lol, he didn't add the 20000, but little did he know that Zoran would have a kill count with over 4000 people

  • @KeyMusic15
    @KeyMusic15 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I wonder if the writer knew what he was doing when the ship hit the building during (2001) 💀

    • @jalapeno1119
      @jalapeno1119 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Predictive programming

  • @FayeTheNerd
    @FayeTheNerd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    James: “NanoBugs son”
    me: “I used to play college ball, could’ve gone pro if I didn’t join the navy”

    • @moshymosh
      @moshymosh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      *IT'S TIME FOR **-JACK-** JASON TO LET 'ER RIP.*

    • @rekt8577
      @rekt8577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The memes, Jason.

    • @dastvan8002
      @dastvan8002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      At some cushy Ivy League summer camp!
      Try university of Springwood

    • @weeping_me362
      @weeping_me362 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dastvan8002 😄😄

    • @koringavp3669
      @koringavp3669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was just like "did he really said that?"
      What a man of culture!

  • @captainguyman7382
    @captainguyman7382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2875

    “I get real bitchy when I wake up”
    “Did ya just wake up?”
    Damn I think we found Jason a competitor cuz he just committed a murder

    • @zacg8975
      @zacg8975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That was funny Lol 😆

    • @tracycarter7735
      @tracycarter7735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      HA

    • @JayPlusForerunner
      @JayPlusForerunner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      More like a violation of the Geneva Convention

    • @ShavayD
      @ShavayD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I read this as tht part came up

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      For real life

  • @SpriteMonke
    @SpriteMonke 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Watching in 2024 i can confirm hockey still exists

    • @HVL_D
      @HVL_D 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      sadly

  • @drew_harrison
    @drew_harrison 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I wonder if I’m the first person watching this after hockey was outlawed

  • @triceraranger92
    @triceraranger92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    "Nanobots, son!"
    Ah, yes, the Armstrong reference.

    • @DodoRibeiro-ts6po
      @DodoRibeiro-ts6po 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Good ol times with Metal Gear Rising

    • @wesleycoutonunes4064
      @wesleycoutonunes4064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DodoRibeiro-ts6po DEATH SET LIST KILL (RECOUNT) JASON X (2001)
      02:40 #1.PRIVATE JOHNSON
      02:46 #2-5.4 SECURITY GUARDS
      02:53 #6.DR.WIMMER
      03:03 #7.SGT.MARCUS
      06:47 #8.ADRIENNE
      07:32 #9.STONEY
      08:35 #10.AZRAEL
      08:49 #11.DALLAS
      09:49 #12.SVEN
      10:01 #13.CONDOR
      10:17 #14.GEKO
      10:25 #15.KICKER
      10:33 #16.BRIGGS
      11:48 #17.CAPTAIN LOU
      12:41 #18-79.DIETE PEREZ,COMMS PERSON. & 60 SOLARIS SOLDIERS
      13:07 #80.PROFESSOR LOWE
      14:44 #81.CRUCTH
      15:04 #82.KINSA
      15:42 #83.JASON VOORHEES
      17:31 #84.WEYLANDER
      17:50 #85.JANESSA
      18:43 #86-87.2 VIRTUAL GIRLS
      19:26 #88.SGT BRODSKI
      20:01 IN THE END
      THE NUMBERS RESULTS
      GREY SOLDIERS: 60
      RED WOMEN: 7
      BLUE MAN: 21
      TOTAL: 88
      RANTIME: 91 MINUTES
      ONE KILL EVERY: 1.03 MINUTES

    • @triceraranger92
      @triceraranger92 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DodoRibeiro-ts6po Yeah, one of the hardest boss battles.

  • @master6of6omens6
    @master6of6omens6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    These “let’s get to the numbers” gags are getting increasingly funny and unexpected, I love it! 😂

    • @jcj268
      @jcj268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Favorite part of the videos

    • @kadecoleman4104
      @kadecoleman4104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I personally think they’re stupid and kinda cheesy but in a cute way. Kinda like a Down syndrome boy asking another Down syndrome girl to middle school prom and her saying yes, resulting in something really cute and wholesome but two chromosomes high of normal. You know what I mean?

    • @bruhitzcole9498
      @bruhitzcole9498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kadecoleman4104 😭😭😭 bro what

    • @jamieklaman3659
      @jamieklaman3659 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too.

    • @extsyy
      @extsyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bruhitzcole9498 literally 💀

  • @joe-zf6kc
    @joe-zf6kc หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Its 2024 and the Canadians haven't rioted yet

    • @zamu2
      @zamu2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Eh, the year's still young

  • @T0astedR0asted
    @T0astedR0asted 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    THE CANADIANS ARE RIOTING

    • @dog-gie
      @dog-gie 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How's does this only have 5 likes 💀

    • @SuperJelly55
      @SuperJelly55 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      WHEN!!

  • @Rachel98246
    @Rachel98246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    “Weylander” is DEFINITELY a reference to the Alien franchise. I mean, they weren’t even subtle xD

    • @peytonburnsed2196
      @peytonburnsed2196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For real though

    • @salacca2297
      @salacca2297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He also wears some weird ass shotgun shells.

  • @ninjawiz4475
    @ninjawiz4475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2215

    Final girl: “Why won’t you die?!”
    Jason: “Nanomachines, son.”

    • @yiik710
      @yiik710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Played college ball, ya know

    • @ninjawiz4475
      @ninjawiz4475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@yiik710 Try university of Texas. Coulda gone pro If I hadn’t joined the navy.

    • @spaghettiman2.052
      @spaghettiman2.052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@ninjawiz4475 I'm not like those beltway pansies, I could break the president in two.... WITH MY BARE HANDS

    • @ninjawiz4475
      @ninjawiz4475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@spaghettiman2.052 DONT FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR!

    • @spaghettiman2.052
      @spaghettiman2.052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@ninjawiz4475 What the hell are you...?

  • @NickelConsumer
    @NickelConsumer ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "20,000 people died in the explosion, but I'm not gonna put 20,000 people on the kill count!"
    ..Oh past james, if only you knew...

  • @beelzebubcrumpethorn
    @beelzebubcrumpethorn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:20
    "They fix Azrael's arm with NANOBOTS, SON!"
    James has made a Metal Gear Rising reference. I have simply one word. Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

  • @thelonewolf191
    @thelonewolf191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    Jason cut off a student’s arm and they STILL brought him to their ship. They all had death coming

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Yeah because gravity made him do that not his own free will

    • @madisonhill3175
      @madisonhill3175 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@axelnilsson5124 pp

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@axelnilsson5124 Even the laws of physics know what Jason would do

    • @deathsaidhello
      @deathsaidhello 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he did it while he was literally asleep and died but came back stronger. Killing is his destiny, nothing stops it.

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@deathsaidhello On a side note, the animator from Ducktales Janie Lee made a wholesome spinoff where Jason is a camp counselor. It also has a crossover with Carrie

  • @sansdoofenshmirtz8371
    @sansdoofenshmirtz8371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    “We got 3 years until the Canadians riot” 😂 I fricken died

  • @thefeatheredbutterfly7335
    @thefeatheredbutterfly7335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    20:23 I’m dying- 🤣

  • @southerntastey
    @southerntastey ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If you count the people from the space station, using the same rules as Dude Bro Party Massacre, Jason X would be the true Kill Count champion 🏆.

  • @AngelXCX943
    @AngelXCX943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    When he went to the Golden Chainsaw, I like how James just skipped “I’ll give the Golden Chainsaw for coolest kill” and go straight to the Liquid Nitrogen death.

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It’s like the nostalgia critic in his top 11 worst avatar episodes where he said “and the number one worst episode of avatar the last airbender is” but he only made it to “of” before he said “the great divide”

    • @sameerhafeez7029
      @sameerhafeez7029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@axelnilsson5124 dude the great divide is actually good

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sameerhafeez7029 I also think that (better than some episodes in the first half of season 3 for me) but basically every avatar fan agrees that the great divide is the worst episode and I didn’t know that until last year but it does explain why they didn’t include it in the recap episode

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sameerhafeez7029 I think the only reason people dislike it is because it just has no impact on the overall story, and it is pretty cliche.
      I like the episode though

  • @oldknowledge64
    @oldknowledge64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    "it's okay. He just wanted his machete back."
    Has got to be the funniest line in Jason's history 🤣🤣🤣

    • @brandonspain12345
      @brandonspain12345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I also love how Jason tilts his head after he says that like "Is this guy fucking serious? Uh... Okay..."

  • @devilsaur
    @devilsaur ปีที่แล้ว +10

    17:11 anakin as soon as he even listens to palpatine

  • @Action-Hero
    @Action-Hero 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Think about it James. If you counted the 20,000 people who died on Solaris you never would’ve had to give the Kill Count Championship belt to Dude Bro Party Massacre 3.

  • @smileysatanson3404
    @smileysatanson3404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    "But you know to kill this dude you gotta kick him down a bottomless pit"
    That sounds like madness

  • @thefanwithoutaface8105
    @thefanwithoutaface8105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +995

    Okay, time to see if James actually counted the Space Station kills this time.

    • @carn9507
      @carn9507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      he does. but just ones confirmed in the film. Which is fair enough. :)

    • @KobayashiStevens
      @KobayashiStevens 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Well yes but actually, no

    • @aidanrfleming
      @aidanrfleming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      kind of😌

    • @PinkFloydBootlegs
      @PinkFloydBootlegs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He counts SOME kills, which is really dumb.

    • @xandi9081
      @xandi9081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      If he did, then the kill count for Cabin in the woods wouldve been 7 billion.

  • @haygenvice
    @haygenvice 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    The liquid nitrogen kill is something you'd see in Mortal Kombat

    • @wolf44875
      @wolf44875 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤭

  • @juandalepringle420
    @juandalepringle420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    18:35
    That's the worst and most hilarious acting I've ever seen

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    The trend of studios bringing their horror icons into Space will always be hilarious to me .

    • @darklord884
      @darklord884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ironically, Freddy is still immune to it, despite him sometimes being the campiest of all of them. Although he is also the best of them, so maybe that's why they weren't willing to mess him up with the space treatment.

    • @ethanwatson6131
      @ethanwatson6131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@darklord884 has it happened to anyone but jason, leperchaun, and pinhead?

    • @lordinquisitor6233
      @lordinquisitor6233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ethanwatson6131 the critters from critters

    • @fidelgarcia2224
      @fidelgarcia2224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@darklord884 i remember reading somewhere that they also wanted to do a Michael Myers in space movie too

    • @darklord884
      @darklord884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lordinquisitor6233 Well Critters CAME from space in the first place, so there it makes sense.

  • @DodoRibeiro-ts6po
    @DodoRibeiro-ts6po 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Upon rewatching it numerous times this movie kinda grows into me, that liquid nitrogen kill is solid gold, one of the best in the series

    • @kappincupcakes
      @kappincupcakes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did......did you just say growed

    • @toriisapotato
      @toriisapotato 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      agreed

    • @rairose4944
      @rairose4944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How can it be solid gold when it's literally liquid nitrogen?

    • @shark4wd
      @shark4wd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rairose4944 like its as good as solid gold

    • @rairose4944
      @rairose4944 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shark4wd Ah, you see, I understand that. I was simply crafting a joke out of states of matter and elements.

  • @deathrealm2211
    @deathrealm2211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    18:42 oh my lord the cut

    • @gerardwayseyelash
      @gerardwayseyelash 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I cracked up when he smacked her on the tree 🤣

  • @Alex_the_ink_demon
    @Alex_the_ink_demon 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    2024 IS HERE! PREPARE THE DEFENSES MEN!

  • @joshuamckeown2515
    @joshuamckeown2515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    “They are his alarm clock” Jason must have the best hearing and the way he sat up made me laugh

    • @quickman2663
      @quickman2663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are also TH-cam's que to force James into censoring this video.

    • @deeetrayyy1686
      @deeetrayyy1686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He sat up how I do when my lady say she wanna smash 😂

    • @mavnerd
      @mavnerd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Jason sit up like The Undertaker

    • @SpideyfanX
      @SpideyfanX ปีที่แล้ว +8

      PTSD Alarm Clock

    • @quiviknotpotato6806
      @quiviknotpotato6806 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jason: Hears the quietest moan in history.
      Also Jason: *W H O S U M M O N E D M E*

  • @spacey-sam
    @spacey-sam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I love the Cowboy Bebop references at 19:06!
    The “3-2-1 let’s jam” and calling Jason a “tank” I love it so much

    • @ichigoeater
      @ichigoeater 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Rest in peace, Brodski. See you later, Space Cowboy.

    • @yezzuuuhh1989
      @yezzuuuhh1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ichigoeater what happened

    • @ichigoeater
      @ichigoeater 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yezzuuuhh1989 Lol, another Cowboy Bebop reference, in honor of the fallen character. The actor, as far as I know, is perfectly fine.

  • @UnpaidComedian
    @UnpaidComedian ปีที่แล้ว +9

    James trying not to laugh at 18:07 shows that immature humor is the best

  • @MickyC420
    @MickyC420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    18:04 best part of this entire episode 😂😂😂

  • @queeze2703
    @queeze2703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    "3, 2, 1 lets jam"
    "Jason must be some kind of tank"
    *screams in cowboy bebop

    • @AngelLoeza
      @AngelLoeza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What's better is the battle suit kinda looks like spikes space suit

  • @jackryan444
    @jackryan444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    “3, 2, 1, Let’s jam”
    “Bronski must be some kinda of Tank”
    …. I see what you did.

    • @onemuststand7353
      @onemuststand7353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Cowboy Bebop reference for those less cultured.

    • @xanderrob5410
      @xanderrob5410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A yes another man of culture

    • @MarvelousAntonio_90
      @MarvelousAntonio_90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *alto saxophone plays in background*

    • @samhorton2887
      @samhorton2887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I LOVED THIS james is a genius

    • @zachsutton2113
      @zachsutton2113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do too and I love it

  • @MultiHippie13
    @MultiHippie13 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If you counted those 20,000, then you wouldn't have had to give up the belt.

  • @hackacc7098
    @hackacc7098 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    James the only channel that can re use content and get millions of views lmao

  • @thisprofilepicisakittyboi9831
    @thisprofilepicisakittyboi9831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    “3, 2, 1, let’s jam!”
    Is that a reference to Cowboy Bebop?!

    • @a.q.5775
      @a.q.5775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yep definitely, in James’s interest as well as he follows it up with saying Tank

    • @moon-knight2125
      @moon-knight2125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Time stamp?

    • @gregswain1754
      @gregswain1754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I freaked out when I heard that

    • @TheGameCube64Guy
      @TheGameCube64Guy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moon-knight2125 19:06

  • @dassphinx4697
    @dassphinx4697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    FINALLY! The one I've been waiting to see again, this is my childhood gem

    • @khankake9576
      @khankake9576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This was the worst film in the franchise. A 20-year-old steaming plie of crap.

    • @ryanjones5385
      @ryanjones5385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@khankake9576 You seem like a fun person

    • @MR.ICE.
      @MR.ICE. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@khankake9576
      Someone must’ve shit in your cornflakes.

    • @RedCommunistDragon
      @RedCommunistDragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well all the Friday films are pretty much garbage but they’re entertaining as hell (Except for Jason takes Manhattan)

    • @depecher6s311
      @depecher6s311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Blade Runner I liked all kinds of crap when I was a little kid, that doesn’t change the fact the nostalgia brings a lot of enjoyment.

  • @pkzammy666
    @pkzammy666 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    It's 2024 and can confirm, if Hockey is cancelled this year RIOT.

  • @xAxQuickstrike
    @xAxQuickstrike 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "set this in the future so it wouldn't mess up the timeline for Freddy vs Jason"
    I remember reading a theory that Jason X is just a dream Freddy crafted for Jason after pulling him into the ground at the end of Jason goes to hell to test how good of a killer he is so he could revive him to make people remember him on Elm street.

  • @zjmadman
    @zjmadman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Janessa's death genuinely scarred me as a kid and created a phobia in of itself

    • @InitialPC
      @InitialPC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Well you'll never have to worry about it irl unless you become an astronaut.

    • @Coffeedrinker445
      @Coffeedrinker445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same. To this day that scene is hard to watch.

    • @mikantsumiki1747
      @mikantsumiki1747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “Oh this sucks on so many levels!”

  • @sydandpie146
    @sydandpie146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    Fun fact, that "future machete" is called a Billhook. its still a machete, just has a weird unique name and i honestly really like the billhook. im pretty sure its specifically meant to be used for cutting through thick bushes or tree branches- not like the normal machete isnt used for that anyways lol.

    • @ultramarinescaptain3840
      @ultramarinescaptain3840 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's a variant skin.

    • @thedarkandgamer4082
      @thedarkandgamer4082 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep

    • @thedarkandgamer4082
      @thedarkandgamer4082 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ultramarinescaptain3840 yep

    • @that_pan_chick8650
      @that_pan_chick8650 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      So I’m looking it up and it seems that the billhook is better for working around trees or other plants because the hook protects the edge as well as pulls whatever you’re cutting into the blade.

    • @sydandpie146
      @sydandpie146 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@that_pan_chick8650 ah, that explains it. Thank you!

  • @williamburns2.026
    @williamburns2.026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    These "Kill count: Recount" videos are fun.
    Mainly because you get to see how far James has come over the years.

  • @otakustreetlivestreamenter6535
    @otakustreetlivestreamenter6535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    15:32 that's resident evil stuff there. 😂

  • @icetray2727
    @icetray2727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    The liquid nitrogen kill is one of my favorite kills in all of horror movies

  • @moughts1952
    @moughts1952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    "A shotgun shell necklace"
    That observation hurt my soul James, I don't even think those are bullets

    • @ryandesselle5457
      @ryandesselle5457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah I think they’re just little spikes

    • @Bodharas
      @Bodharas ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's just a play on a pooka shell necklace. He is being factitious. "what is that even.."

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even think those are bullets

  • @ImInevitable1987
    @ImInevitable1987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    20:20 golden chainsaw 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lucky8ball223
    @lucky8ball223 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Welp... Hockey is now outlawed.

  • @katking9574
    @katking9574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    idea for a horror movie: jason-like killer, stuck on space ship, but every time someone is killed, they just pop them into a healing machine. an autodoc, or the nanomachine thing here. the killer has to get more and more violent, going from just stabbing to shooting to full on explosions and woodchippering.
    obviously it'll be a comedy.

    • @M.Babadook
      @M.Babadook 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This movie needs to happen

    • @GeneralMrDeath
      @GeneralMrDeath 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Would actually love to see a Horror/Comedy like that. Bonus points for if the killer just visibly has to do mental maths to figure out why they are killing the same person twice.

    • @katking9574
      @katking9574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@GeneralMrDeath the badass character just keeps getting one shot, not even able to do more then get a one liner out each time, the funny guy is the hardest one to get, just this thing could write itself! ... clone army moment of just the killer getting zerg rushed!

    • @SpoonyBard88
      @SpoonyBard88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jason would be great for that. Imagine the double takes, ponderous head tilts, counting on his fingers, raging annoyance, and shoulder slumping.

    • @InitialPC
      @InitialPC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This entire thread is exactly why this needs to happen.

  • @gyromothman
    @gyromothman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Fun fact: Peter Mensah, Brodski’s actor, was in another piece of space station horror media! He was the voice and face for Zach Hammond in Dead Space and was almost as badass as he is in this movie

    • @tear4567
      @tear4567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You’re right, I thought I recognized him, just played through it a few days ago

    • @dragontalon9158
      @dragontalon9158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That is right, and imo, anyone whose got the guts to go toe to toe with a Brute while injured and without plot armor is extremely badass.

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's One in Resident Evil. Gets cut into eeny pieces.

    • @theGhostfaceKiller666
      @theGhostfaceKiller666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dragontalon9158 damn right

    • @arbiterprime2145
      @arbiterprime2145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@elenachristian9860 thats actually Colin Salmon, who meets a similar end in Alien vs Predator. They do look and sound Very similar though.

  • @cakebake6608
    @cakebake6608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    We will riot. Be afraid. That's the only thing we riot for anyways. Hockey is our life. 3:38

  • @Technoirz
    @Technoirz ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My friends and I were watching this movie on theater, and the part when he killed the hikers was the funniest part of all, we thought he was gonna get stoned with them.

  • @lonewolf9578
    @lonewolf9578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    It sucks the lawsuit happened and we missed out on getting Uber Jason in the game, especially considering we saw him at the end of the virtual cabin

    • @aaroncoats1555
      @aaroncoats1555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      screw the game its suck we haven't got a new friday the 13th movie and even though the lawsuit has been settled we probably still won't ever get a new one

    • @balabanasireti
      @balabanasireti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@aaroncoats1555 Nah, we had enough unoriginal and bad films. I would rather have a good Friday game.

    • @aaroncoats1555
      @aaroncoats1555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@balabanasireti that game sucked ass

    • @lonewolf9578
      @lonewolf9578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aaroncoats1555 nah, the game was fun especially with friends
      It sucks that it died after the lawsuit basically killed any possibility of future content

  • @dariconable
    @dariconable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    real title: 'Jason in Space"

    • @hellgunshotgun556
      @hellgunshotgun556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Space Australia!

    • @SnuggieMaple
      @SnuggieMaple 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep

    • @CookieBat16
      @CookieBat16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jason In Spacon

    • @miketrapper0464
      @miketrapper0464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No it’s Jason IN SPAAAAAAAACCCCCCEEEEEEEEE

    • @toymaster4041
      @toymaster4041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @UnluckyToonLink aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA
      SEEEEND CONTROLS TO OUTER SPACE NOW FLYING HIGHER THAN EEEEEEVER BEFOOOOOORRE

  • @DespairMMX3030
    @DespairMMX3030 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    James should've counted the 20,000 bodies bc a year later, Dude Bro Party Massacre III shattered the record. Only Jason X can defeat it now.

  • @ScorpionNova
    @ScorpionNova 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    its 2024 guys lets ban Hockey now

  • @Phreddyjr116
    @Phreddyjr116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    “Welcome to the kill count, where we tally up…”
    The intro makes my day every time I hear it. Anyone else?

  • @JohnWilliams-cr2sz
    @JohnWilliams-cr2sz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Is James a wearing a "Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century" shirt? Because that is just amazing.

    • @brb_herding_cats
      @brb_herding_cats 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was desperately searching the comments to see if someone else picked that up!!

    • @JohnWilliams-cr2sz
      @JohnWilliams-cr2sz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@brb_herding_cats Glad I could be of service!

    • @twist58
      @twist58 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That caught my eye easy on the first go! 😮

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or is it?

    • @Rockett1600
      @Rockett1600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is why I love James 😭

  • @horse_tornado7820
    @horse_tornado7820 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    James' head movements while he talks are just great lol

  • @peterreid2704
    @peterreid2704 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That scene when Jason choked that black dude through the wall was my favorite scene 🤣🤣😂

  • @JulyssaMT
    @JulyssaMT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    James: Dull machete for lamest kill
    Auto-generated subtitles: Homeless eddy for lemur’s kill

  • @jdcranjis5490
    @jdcranjis5490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    James, brace yourself for all the Halloween kills requests, even though we all know it’s the first thing you’ll do when you get it on blu ray😂

    • @Noobie2k7
      @Noobie2k7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah, i'm hoping for a Leprechaun series recount first. Since James has even said himself that his opinions on the movies have changed a lot since he did the Kill Count's at first. So i think it's fair to say that a leprechaun Kill Count recount should be on the cards.

    • @NokoFace
      @NokoFace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Movie is in theatres for a day:
      "kIlL CoUNT WheN!?"

    • @TDM1138
      @TDM1138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To be fair it is on Peacock in the US, he could, but no idea if they’d slam the copyright down harder since it just came out. Plus not sure how easy it is getting footage from streaming.

    • @ahmeliuh
      @ahmeliuh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@charmolettafranquestafiestayam you want high quality vids, dontcha?

  • @PIXEL-yt3fu
    @PIXEL-yt3fu ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love that Dead Space got a little inspiration from this film, with the head Squeek of Dallas's head sliding down the wall - that being the Headbutting dude AND that Peter Mensah's character in this film was exactly the same as he played in Dead Space as Hammond
    there are more, but I can't really remember the others without watching the full movie again

  • @iamtherealsentaliium
    @iamtherealsentaliium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i'ma be honest, this is the funniest friday film

  • @JakeDriver
    @JakeDriver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    I actually really liked how Jason looked at the start of this film. Easily one of the best Jason looks imo.

    • @spooda1237
      @spooda1237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah ikr, same

    • @night-x6793
      @night-x6793 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It was unique but it was weird it never made it in the game.

    • @ThePilleroflightning
      @ThePilleroflightning 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s my favorite look

  • @magenta7839
    @magenta7839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Jason’s eyes in this makes him look like a Sith Lord to me… I don’t know why but now I can’t unsee it

    • @jaredsamples6969
      @jaredsamples6969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Darth Jason

    • @dylang1138
      @dylang1138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's treason, then.

    • @marveyzing1495
      @marveyzing1495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dylang1138 did i ever tell you the tragedy of darth jason the ugly

    • @ifeeldeadinsideD2
      @ifeeldeadinsideD2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@marveyzing1495 leave Jason alone

    • @marveyzing1495
      @marveyzing1495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ifeeldeadinsideD2 oh shit i wasn't meaning to be mean to jason sorry

  • @andrewblanchard2398
    @andrewblanchard2398 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    11:50
    " RASPBERRY ,
    I HATE RASPBERRY ,
    LONESTAR ! "

  • @perropanceta5206
    @perropanceta5206 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "It will take more than a poke in the ribs to take down this ole' dog"
    *does it again*
    "Yeah, that'll do it"
    Amaezing.

  • @gtaguy8791
    @gtaguy8791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I like Uber Jason, he actually kinda creeps me out with his red eyes and the fact that you can see both through the mask makes it even more menacing

  • @tomg9557
    @tomg9557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The names of the ships, Grendel and Tiamat, are both references to demons in ancient mythology: Grendel, the descendant of Cain, in Anglo-Saxon mythology; and Tiamat, ancient foe of the God-King Marduk, in Babylonian mythology. Jason is, presumably, the ancient demon from late-20th century Hollywood mythology.

  • @a-person271
    @a-person271 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I just realized that this movie confirmed that hockeys getting banned this year