Honestly, after how psychotic Jesse was being last time, these are the mutations he deserved. Also, who is he kidding with that Honey Badger heaven remark. There's no way that Wildcard went anywhere but hell after murdering and attempting to murder many people.
Do you mean Jesse deserved it or Wildcard deserved it? Because I think he played the hyper empathy pretty well last time. You can't just create random eldritch abominations and expect them to play nice.
Does anyone know if the mutation list their using is available somewhere? I really want to do my own Die-kea-esc campaign with my friends, so I tried looking online and can't find it.
55:10 "And then you realize, you all have a little chain thing across your leg".. my immediate thought: Which of the 4, no 3, no 2, no .. wait how unlucky is Sam if that thing would literally be on the one limb he has this moment? :)
While searching for metamorphica i found some custom mutations table, so i rolled to see what would i get. Its not even Jesse level of bad, i pulled a total Strippin "Palsied. Flesh twitches, fingers tap, legs bend. Dexterity becomes 2" "Two Necks. Attached to one head. Tricky to decapitate. Can sing in harmony with self." "Bloated Tongue. Doesn't fit in your mouth. Makes speaking difficult." "Uncertain Flesh. Each morning, Save or mutate." "Evil Eye. One of your eyes becomes black and weeps tar-like tears." If you're interested- coinsandscrolls.blogspot.com/2018/01/osr-1d500-biological-mutations.html coinsandscrolls.blogspot.com/2018/04/osr-1d500-supernatural-mutations.html
Any soy milk kind thing, including soylent, tastes really bad to me. Like green beans or something like that. When i was little kid they gave us the worst kind soy milk ever at primary school. That's problably why i can't stand it.
I am an American. The vowel sound is different though, even if a lot of us choose not to pronounce it. Eh, as in Meh, or Ethical is a different sound then A as in May or Asian.
i swear the best part of those diekea things are the rolls for mutations
Not the One-Shot we expected, but the one we really wanted.
Not the one-shot we wanted, but the one-shot we deserve
A One-Shot, to be sure, but a welcome one.
It's the one shot Roplay fans deserve. And also the one we need right now.
I don't think it's the one-shot we deserve. We're not worthy.
MOMCrundor
JP-The Electric Weather Man
Jesse-The Guy In The Background
Strippin- The Tortured Soul
Dodger- The All Powerful OP Blood Mage
Cox n Crendor Feat. Dodger, Strippin, JP. Also 2 minutes of RollPlay.
I very rarely laugh untill i cry, but shit that was funny when strippin was rolling his mutations
"Meatballs have gravy blood." Crendor, 2017
Nobody seemed to take into account that, as a sloth, Crendor has a slower metabolism and thus can go without food for a longer period of time.
I haven't watched crendor in months and I never realized how much I missed him
Crying laughing at Sam's mutations, I can't
God damn it crendor you derailed this adventure 25 minutes before it started you a master of your craft.
We all got to watch Dodger die a little inside when Uncrustables came up.
The best train wreck of a adventure returns. Love it
Can we just have a show when they roll random mutations forever, because this is bloody hilarious!
Out of all the things I never knew I wanted, this is the one I wanted most, I think.
It's back boys. The series the world has been waiting for.
The moment I saw this in my inbox I started preparing my excuses for when I wake up the rest of the house with laughter.
omg sam's mutations... I laughed so hard my throat hurts
Goddamnit crendor lol Meatball stoppage, adam would be rolling in his metaphorical grave
Everyone please do lots of fan art of this series... This is amazing
This was absolutely amazing.
Crendor is literally the best DM I have ever seen.
Finally decided to clean out some of my Watch Later folder. Watched Die-Kea3 yesterday.
IT RETURNS
I died at "long face"
Honestly, after how psychotic Jesse was being last time, these are the mutations he deserved. Also, who is he kidding with that Honey Badger heaven remark. There's no way that Wildcard went anywhere but hell after murdering and attempting to murder many people.
he was a psychotic honey badger, hell is heaven for him
Do you mean Jesse deserved it or Wildcard deserved it? Because I think he played the hyper empathy pretty well last time. You can't just create random eldritch abominations and expect them to play nice.
Bjorn is basically a 3-legged alpaca with detachable limbs.
Long face, long neck, double-jointed but missing a leg, sadist.
my face hurts from laughing so hard
Don't worry JP we all thought it was a fever dream
8:55 I think you guys broke Dodger
10/10 best rollplay EVER!!! and i didn't watch it yet!!
I could watch a whole show where they just roll mutations :D
Why isn't Crendor in every video?
I legit screamed out loud when I saw this in my sub
Does anyone know if the mutation list their using is available somewhere? I really want to do my own Die-kea-esc campaign with my friends, so I tried looking online and can't find it.
yessss more Crendor
i cannot believe Good Game was 5 years ago
WHAAAAT? There's Die-Kea 2?
Oh wow. I wanna see fan art of Sams character
Its the all star cast
55:10 "And then you realize, you all have a little chain thing across your leg".. my immediate thought: Which of the 4, no 3, no 2, no .. wait how unlucky is Sam if that thing would literally be on the one limb he has this moment? :)
Anyone have a link to that escape room that Dodger was talking about?
www.twitch.tv/videos/166826052
I love JP's laughter)
40:52 the best time from there on :D
Variera = (to) Vary
Vardagen = The Weekday
Storhögen (place name) = The Big-pile
Fjädermoln = Feather Cloud
Svirvel = ??? (I think it's fishing related)
statistik V2 med crendor = statistics V2 with crendor
Start at 26:47
where are all these mutations from?
*DIE-KEA 2, DIE HARDER!*
Still waiting for DIE-KEA 3: With a Vengance
What's the list that use for the mutations?
Burlington Croak Factory
i just opened my subs and saw this and literal fell over IM SO EXCITED WTF
Is there a list of the 1000 mutations?
thehobdaaay it's the metamorphica
Thank you, sir!!
While searching for metamorphica i found some custom mutations table, so i rolled to see what would i get. Its not even Jesse level of bad, i pulled a total Strippin
"Palsied. Flesh twitches, fingers tap, legs bend. Dexterity becomes 2"
"Two Necks. Attached to one head. Tricky to decapitate. Can sing in harmony with self."
"Bloated Tongue. Doesn't fit in your mouth. Makes speaking difficult."
"Uncertain Flesh. Each morning, Save or mutate."
"Evil Eye. One of your eyes becomes black and weeps tar-like tears."
If you're interested-
coinsandscrolls.blogspot.com/2018/01/osr-1d500-biological-mutations.html
coinsandscrolls.blogspot.com/2018/04/osr-1d500-supernatural-mutations.html
The reason Starbucks water tastes so good is because all water at every location is triple filtered so it tastes very crisp and clean.
...Holy shit Dodger just got Vector powers. Thank god she's not Jesse.
Fairy and ferry? Definitely sound different, maybe an American thing not pronouncing the double r
Oh, thought she way trying to say "Fairy and Faerie."
Arnold Poluska I thinks it's just Dodger and Crendor thing. I'm American and I've always said them differently.
Fairy is pronouced /ˈfeəri/, while ferry is pronounced /ˈferi/. In standard British English, it's indeed different.
There is a difference but its too slight for some people to notice.
I felt Sam's pain. T__T
Where are these rules coming from?
49:55 The Best x)
Its People! But can you tell why Kids love the taste of Soylent Green! Welcome to the Soylent cast.
What system are they using for this?
Didn't even need to watch the video to drop a like
Can anyone link me the escape room vod that theyre talking about please?
www.twitch.tv/videos/166826052
bless, thanks my dude
Am I in heaven now?
I had to hit pause because I couldn't see through the tears of laughter.
Where can I find the escape room video?
manemanera Its a vod on dodger's twitch channel. Its from August 14th.
Thank you!
The best Soylent ad ever, I'm buying two cases
Goddamn them mutations.
Die Kea 2? Is it Christmas?
First half hour is the content i live on
What table were they using to roll their mutations?
James Nichols I have no idea. I've searched for it time and time again and have found nothing near it.
James Nichols the comments on the first one said that they got the mutations from metamorphica
I want their fucking mutant table! anybody?
Yaaaaaas diekea 2 is the best weirdest jankiest funny shit ever
the game Jesse is talking about won't work on me because I am deaf in one ear
UNCRUSTABLES CONVERSATION!!!! YES!!!!!!
Fuck yeah! One Shots!
not a bear, much more than that its more like a giraffe aardvark. :0
Do I need to watch the first one first?????
NeRoman 12345 month late, but no. I’d highly recommend it though.
Oh God not again!!!!! Lol😂😂😂😂😂
THERE'S ANOTHER DIE-KEA?!
what system is this?
MultiGK8 I believe its mutant future
Mutant Future. It's actually a really fun system I think.
I believe it is what happens when you snort the ashes of a cocaine addicted unicorn.
What game is this based on?
I believe it's apocalypse world. Might be mistaken.
Its mutant future
They also use metamorphica for the mutations
This is such a dumpster fire, and I love it
Awesome!
DONT LEFT OR RIGHT THE AUDIO JP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I love uncrustables, especially the half frozen ones.
Crendor
Rolling mutations killed me...
How can I get soylent in Australlia?
Any soy milk kind thing, including soylent, tastes really bad to me. Like green beans or something like that. When i was little kid they gave us the worst kind soy milk ever at primary school. That's problably why i can't stand it.
Dodger too OP, never nerf.
RIP good game
Content starts at 26:45 ...
there can be no content when crendor is involved
i think you mean content starts at never
non-content starts at 0:01
content starts at?? dude you posted in the wrong neighborhood!!
Arguable.
Tubal the Barbarian noncontent>content
Fairy and Ferry have different vowel sounds! Its F-air-ee and F-eh-ree.
Not to us Americans they don't. Air and ehr sound the same to us, and thus, are pronounced the same.
I am an American. The vowel sound is different though, even if a lot of us choose not to pronounce it. Eh, as in Meh, or Ethical is a different sound then A as in May or Asian.
idk I live in NJ and it has a clear difference in sound here. Might be a regional thing.
Henry Terhune I agree with that guy, fairy and ferry are said the exact same. I’ve never heard anyone say the two different. Live in Southern USA
Stream your cooking. Ez.
YES
This is too funny!!
Vanillae
Let'a go, time for more bullshit
The shadow aspect of.dodger was never used later on I think they forgot about.it
Dodgers chars power sounds like a hentai char
nice how you didnt take names you just took a bunch of swedish words
Diekea 3 anyone???