Right I completely forgot about this little saffu I ain't no timebiologist but I think I don't need a giant corgi body To activate a time portal am i going crazy I think I'm going crazy. - Captain Sauce 2020 I wrote that off of memory.
Go to future and shoot the dog and he cloth into a mysterious black hole and there are inside police dear he had food release darkness hard half help police dear he called his father need to kill Deer first you have not any friends you need to take his weapon to kill this
Hey Cap. I know you're probably not going to see this, but I want to let you know that Jazzpunk has DLC. So if you're up for more of that, there's still some left.
LOL Everyone shall meet the Weaponized Gundan Deer, Polar Bearicade ( Polar Bear FUSED with Barricade Deception from Transformers), Mareep from Pokémon, And the Mecha Hipotamus Walker
I'm not a steam game expert, but I'm sure Deer-saster level A would probably being up the Doggo Mk. 2 or something! Loved the video CaptainSauce! Please play more Deeeer simulator, and grab every last weapon out there!
Cap: Have any of you ever followed a deer for an entire day? Me: (Looking at the heads and antlers on the walls of my office) Yes. Yes, I have. Several days.
Can we see more Minecraft you didnt even get to the nether in your old playthrough or find a village or even craft tnt and blow things up, i'd personally love to see more minecraft
Cap: *spends half the episode fighting cops to unlock the corgi so he can go to the future* Also Cap: "what could come after the reincarnated rabbit cop?" Me: erm, probably the corgi again, would be my guess.
Cap : "We can't yiff in a front of police station" *All right, here it is. Jokes about furries* Edit : hey, Calm down. I don't hate furry. As long as they don't insult a foxes (I'm not a furry)
@@axytheproto I'm not referring to simple jokes at furry's expense, those are funny when done tastefully, but being constantly berated for being a furry isn't cool. Jokes are cool, constant insults aren't.
Reason you need a corgi corpse is because to get the doggo to fight you, you have to fight the other cops so that they can die and then come out of their graves when you do some mischief in the future.
The boss when you fight him: 0:23
The boss when its a playable character: 0:19 3:28
That comment is so relatable
True true
8:17
The I got an future to explore part
"I thought I was Michael Bay's Wet dream"-CaptainSauce 2020
Single handedly the BEST quote ever made
the amount of guns that you can put on a deer is insane
You should make a compilation of every time you said “Batman says we don’t need to be afraid of people like you”
Future deer vs transformer polar bear
coming to theaters june 6th, 2021
Directed by michal Bay
Hmmmm, I wonder how that would turn out??
@@joshrose916 this future dear is reaching flameo hotman levels it should not be possible
@@captaincannon4922 but it is
Scripted: also by michel bay
“Do androids dream electric sheep?”
-Philip K. Dick
Well I sure hope they don’t dream these ones
no they count them
@@chickenwispof lol
Yay we're back with deeeeeeer simulator just goes to show cap loves eeeeeeeee a lot feeeeeeeeesh flashbacks
Totally Normal DEER:*destroyes building*
POLAR BEAR MK-II:SO YOU'VE CHOSEN DEATH
Edit:I wonder what the doggo look like in the future
"It's nothing personal, I just need your corpse."
Corgi: *"Understandable, have a great day."*
funny
Also corgi:I will fight the deer!!!!!
13:57 when Anakin plays with the younglings
“I’m not a time biologist “
It’s always biologists
i mean to be fair, corpses probably fall into the "biology" range...
he also said something like "I'm not a rock biologist" in one TABS episode
@@yeetusdeletus9751 Perhaps everything is alive then.
He said I am not a aquatic bridge biologist in a poly brige video
Halfway through and it just begins. This is a weird game. I love it
cap: we definitely don't need a giant corgi to press this button
deer grows abs and runs away.
LOL
E
11:17 You know you are dead when the polar bears learn how to drive a 2013 Dodge Charger
Ah, yes, a "normal" deer
@Galon Newman wHo Is JoE?
@@im1460 me. That's who
Oh, a new
Joe is tofuu
@@im1460 joe father left because he didn’t like
As a fellow deer I can confirm that this is very accurate
Deers aren't Floofy. You're more like a...Ragamuffin Cat? IDK there are many floofy animals, but a deer isn't one.
@@j-1176 their tail
@@lorenahorncastle6271 Yeah, deer tails look like deep fried potatoes.
@@j-1176 fair
I agree
Use this as a sign to continue this series
Bruh
HUP
goat simulator
It’s deer simulator
How
Me: BEHOLD MY WEAPON
Guy: a dear? What'll THAT do?
Deer: **head turns into a gun**
a normal deer is like the “average” person: nonexistent.
No they still exist they're just everywhere
Fu
ck
Thats sexist not existent
@@Loaf_of_gay_bread you're thinking of misogynists, which are rare where I come from
aw yes the "normal" deer. it has baffled scientists by it's amazing and uncontrollable noodleisis-spinolosis abilities
science
“A normal deer” first few seconds of the video: howdy, deer is now a gun.
There can only be one.....
in your country you shoot deer but in mothwr russia DEER SHOOT YOU
america deer
@@clevermystic1544 Texas
‘Howdy’
Honestly I just love how the cap knows what "Yiffing" means. That says something.
He seems cinda sus
@@rachelmartin9049 LMAO CAP HAS A FURSONA AND HIS FURSONA IS A TOMATO LMAO ROFL XD
@@TheRealBatabii I mean it as a joke but technically yes. It would be called a plantsona
9:06 reminded me of
“I was BORN in the sewers you merely adopted it”
you mean "You merely adopted the dark, I was born in it."
Captainsauces biggest enemy :
The Bullet Train
Joe I agree this is the most “normal” deer game ever like how it “walks
Joe?
Same
Yes definitely normal
@@btmerrill079 Joe mama
Who’s joe
11:17 so that's where Barricade was when he wasn't in Transformers 2 and 4.
Ok first: I have indeed tracked a deer for a day, two in fact second: yiffing doesn’t mean what you think it means
Actually he seems to have gotten it spot on XD
Guy The Incognito what did he think it means again?
Right I completely forgot about this little saffu I ain't no timebiologist but
I think I don't need a giant corgi body
To activate a time portal am i going
crazy I think I'm going crazy. - Captain Sauce 2020
I wrote that off of memory.
"Have you ever followed a deer around for a whole day?"
National Geographic: am I a joke to you?
Hey look it’s the “force a’nature”
Go to future and shoot the dog and he cloth into a mysterious black hole and there are inside police dear he had food release darkness hard half help police dear he called his father need to kill Deer first you have not any friends you need to take his weapon to kill this
Honestly captainsauce is one of the only TH-camrs to not change much from pre-quarantine to post-quarantine
I love how he laughs/chuckles after saying/reading/hearing something funny. Lol
1:42 I’m a hunter and stalking is hunting technique, where you follow the deer, so I have followed a deer
I’m a hardcore tracker in my spare time so yes I can say that this is a realistic day in the life of a deer
Any person who has lived in Canada, can see clearly, that deers are bat shit crazy
1:55 "people keep saying that being a cult leader is easy", It's true, just ask Pravus
"It not that kind of cult" hey where is that horn going.
They are more like wendigo
omg i was reading this as he said like it was perfectly in sink
@@amberlaframboise8272 bruh
More importantly
Did captainsauce just say yiff
Brace yourself furry conspiracy theories are coming
The stomach.
captainsauce: "I dont remember any hungry-hungry hipos in the past".
me: because its the future..
"Can I please go back to hurting animals?" Captain Sauce 2020.
Hey Cap. I know you're probably not going to see this, but I want to let you know that Jazzpunk has DLC. So if you're up for more of that, there's still some left.
DEER GOD
DEER JESUS
I'm sorry I couldn't help it
Deersus
I love that pun
I hold this series deerly to my heart
NO
Yay I haven't seen one of these in a while
5:47
I love how From The New World plays
Commenting until cap does another vid on house there are new endings
did you like your own comment?
No lol
House?
@@04fxt585 it was a semi horror game he played a few months back, you live in a cursed home
This is one of the best series captain sauce has played
"Everything is fine. Thank you for the concern."
*stares at dozens of sheep corpses*
LOL Everyone shall meet the Weaponized Gundan Deer,
Polar Bearicade ( Polar Bear FUSED with Barricade Deception from Transformers),
Mareep from Pokémon,
And the Mecha Hipotamus Walker
8:47 I think that is a reference to “wake the f*ck up samurai”
"have you ever followed a deer for an entire day? i don't think so"
YOU UNDERESTIMATED MY POWER
Sauce: i thought i was micheal bays wet dream
My brain: thats russian micheal bays wet dream to you ( you know cuz the bear)
Coming back after a year or so, hearing "Batman said we don't have to be scared of guys like you" never gets old.
Title: normal deer
me: understandable have a nice day
"Why are we back to yiffing?"-Captain Sauce, 2020
“WHY ARE WE BACK TO YIFFING?”
-Captainsauce 2020
I mean you don't know what a deer does, captainsauce is right and this could be what they do.
"Hold on a second. Polar Bear MK II? I thought I was Michael Bay's wet dream. Oh, this is not good. "
-CaptainSauce 2020
Hm, yes. Taking the intro and using it to get likes.
*STONKS*
I believe you are mistaken, I have done this, a lot of times. Just to make a small funny quote.
@@ashrafmohammed3460 r/woooosh (Ha Youve Fallen For The Trap Card)
I wasn’t paying attention and have fallen into a trap. What a foolish mistake.
@@ashrafmohammed3460 (;
This is my favorite series of all time
"I THOUGHT I WAS MICHAEL BAYES WET DREAM" best quote ever
It’s acctualy so rare for cap to swear or anything I always get supprised when he does
Nobody:
Me after watching this episode: *MORE!*
I'm not a steam game expert, but I'm sure Deer-saster level A would probably being up the Doggo Mk. 2 or something! Loved the video CaptainSauce! Please play more Deeeer simulator, and grab every last weapon out there!
6:15 Top 10 Anime Boss Fights.
It’s time to say that when the new transformers movie will come out it will have a new athobot bearformer
"It's not that type of cult...yet" cap sauce 2020
Cap: Have any of you ever followed a deer for an entire day?
Me: (Looking at the heads and antlers on the walls of my office) Yes. Yes, I have. Several days.
1:43 yes actually, its my job you can even call me the deer whisperer..
1:42 As someone who have had experience hunting before, yes. And I have to say, this is pretty accurate to what they do in their time.
Good to know
When u play solar smash again if u set the rockets to 69 u get a surprise btw like this so he sees this
You get a secret weapon: THE PEW PEW PLANES
Owo
Can we see more Minecraft you didnt even get to the nether in your old playthrough or find a village or even craft tnt and blow things up, i'd personally love to see more minecraft
"Noodlicis spinolosis" omg that's great
You have no idea how long I been waiting for this.
Thank you.
Did he say “spinney dogger”
Yes.
....
@@MrWolf-wt1xb o-o
@@MrWolf-wt1xb :v
What?
1:09 The Deer WooHoo club? Should we let Tommy know?
Dude everytime you go to the Futuristic place you forgot a weapon "The Juke Box"!
8:02 in look on roof theres a gun
SEE
Some how cops just make him WANT to blow things up 😂
Cap: *spends half the episode fighting cops to unlock the corgi so he can go to the future*
Also Cap: "what could come after the reincarnated rabbit cop?"
Me: erm, probably the corgi again, would be my guess.
Cap, you don't have a cult, it's a Facebook group, remember?
You think the future portal is powered by the power of the chad and the power of cuteness
Cap : "We can't yiff in a front of police station"
*All right, here it is. Jokes about furries*
Edit : hey, Calm down. I don't hate furry. As long as they don't insult a foxes (I'm not a furry)
Please don't hate on furries, no matter how easy this comment makes it.
@@trueblueflare get ready...
@@goatgang6461 for? Because if you're going to hate on furries I guarantee I could deflect any stupid, predictable insult you could come up with.
@@trueblueflare he is not hating, if furries can’t take it, they can look away, but I’m not a piss baby furry that’s hurt from one small joke
@@axytheproto I'm not referring to simple jokes at furry's expense, those are funny when done tastefully, but being constantly berated for being a furry isn't cool. Jokes are cool, constant insults aren't.
Reason you need a corgi corpse is because to get the doggo to fight you, you have to fight the other cops so that they can die and then come out of their graves when you do some mischief in the future.
Cap: "we cant yiff infront of the police station"
Please make more of this accurate documentary
CALL THE GIANT KOALA BEARS WITH LASER EYES HES BACK.
We need more of this agree with me guys
I almost died when he got hit from behind by the hyper train
Don't know what you're talking about, that is exactly how deer act and look like in nature.
Yeet
here's a tip to finding the boss (the time will come when you must fall a great darkness is near)
Electric sheep seems like he should be screaming "TRAITOR!!" at me
Hey scp 049 we found you and were sending unit 19 at you
Yay this series isn’t dead
*Y e s*
You’re first
Wonder when he’s going to make a live
Sauce: A katana? That’s not very futuristic
Cyberpunk 2077: Am I a joke to you?
Wow this is my first time being early
This new Cyberpunk game mode looks sick!
Oh yes here I am early with 6 people saying first
lol
Cap:spots transformer”cool
Also cap:copyright strike for both of us
Lmao 15 seconds
Good to know that Mon-chan got a job before death. And then died on the job.
bring back the gg button
We need it!
@@Kitstachio I know.
I love this series don’t stop