Let's Play QUIPLASH 3! | Overboard, Episode 23
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 ก.ค. 2024
- While Overboard is typically our board and card game show, today we wanted to try something a little different and play one of our favorite party games, Quiplash 3. New video producer Josh Ríos also gets put through the Fibbage Enough About You wringer as we try to learn something, anything about our new coworker the only way we know how.
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pat, during overboard ep 17: "if i get a text that is just 'hey', with no punctuation and nothing else, i am going to have a panic attack."
deepest cut in this overboard today
ok thank you, i was wondering where this was from
"... Hard to sit on."
@@manicpixiecassidy somebody else's butt
thanks lugi from rhythm doctor lounge
It at 14:18 for all y’all wondering
Ernest Hemingway once wrote what many consider to be the shortest sad story ever:
"Toilet snake: can't flush, no hands."
And Simone hasn't read that either...
Our generation’s For Sale: Baby shoes, never worn.
I do not understand, why can it not use its tail? Nothing about pulling the handle to flush requires fingers, just the ability to pull. It's a snake. It can reach up.
romeinprogress This is honestly just a guess, but I think any snake with the weight/grip to flush a toilet from the bowl would probably have a hard time fitting down the drain. (Also, it’s not nearly as funny of a situation.)
@@sharkofjoy Mostly it's just funny that that's the obstacle in the situation. The answer proposes a world in which turning yourself into a snake in prison is totally viable, but the inability to grasp a toilet handle as a snake is an insurmountable challenge. That's the only hang-up in the plan and it doesn't even really make sense
simone yelling "i have ebooks" while brandishing a phone that is very clearly displaying the ao3 homepage is *deeply* relatable
I think it's the jackbox page but like,,, I relate so hard to ao3 lmao
Also if it was ao3 it is a travesty that simone doesnt know that theres a dark mode
Timestamp??
35:40
@@Iblameitonmyaddbaby thank you!!!
“can’t flush no hands” has the same energy as “no thoughts head empty”
and baby shoes never used, as well
Love it
I have no mouth and I must scream, light edition
What's that from again?
I see the mustache transaction between Brian and Pat has finally completed.
there can only be one
Simone's next. She's coming for that Hemingway style
Hmm
Let's be honest they are the same person from different times
pat glued brian's shavings to his face
Jenna clearly lying about having 3 siblings, she just said she had a sister and two half-brothers. that's two siblings, baby
r/theydidthemath
KDHDLFHSL
As someone with a sister and two half sisters,
STOP STEALING MY JOKE YO!
2% whole sister
Quick maffs
I know “died” is a killer answer, but I just want to take the time to appreciate the Arsenic and Old Lace deep cut
Seeing that answer in the cold open and immediately knowing it was Jenna lmao
I actually was in a performance of Arsenic and Old Lace for my school, so I loved the reference!
yessss I'm sad no one voted for it
I liked it so much better!
I totally would have gone with that one. It was stunning.
I do really want a shirt that just says "Iowa" and then beneath it "Sorry to get political"
i would 100% throw out my "is this heaven?" "no, it's iowa" shirt to replace it with that. it's so good
Personally I'd like a shirt that says "Iowa" and booty shorts that say "Sorry to get political"
@@KirbyCom oh shit, you're right!
Raygun, get on this
5:30 "when pigs fly: killing two birds with one stone" (Sorry to get political).
the confidence with which pat said "reusable cold brew is just peepee"
I stan this man
"Lemon Dissociation" is what La Croix tastes like
oh my gOD YOU'RE RIGHT
The suggestion of fruits
I''m going back to bed, because this comment has already won 2020.
Ain't that the guy who made the spirit phone album
Lemons having a hard time since the incident. We'll be ready when you are lemon.
Truth: Jenna likes [arson]
Believable lies by coworkers: Jenna likes [arson]
Patrick 28:54
LIE: Threw a boomerang and caught it.
Brian 39:40
TRUTH: I hit my friend really bad with a boomerang.
Did... did Brian hit Patrick real bad when they were playing with a boomerang one time?
No, because then Pat's wouldn't have been a lie. Catching it with your face is still catching 🤣
@@FluorescenttheGirl I see some Hinata Shoyo logic right there xd
@@FluorescenttheGirl well it would be a lie because pat didnt throw the boomerang brian did
but pat did ask "was there blood" which he would supposedly know because it would be his so brian didnt hit pat with a boomerang anyways
can't flush no hands: the saddest short story of our generation
i have no hands and i must flush
feet
@@sunnys0phia howdareyou
obsessed with the sentence “i got in a fight over a beyblade match” bc it implies the battle of the blades simply wasnt enough and brian had to duke it out personally
he got in a separate, more personal beyblade match over the first one
We need a “Dont Tread on Me” parody shirt with a snake on a toilet and it says “Can’t Flush No Hands”
I'd buy it.
The war between the "can't flush no hands" and "there make be snakes" parody shirts
Y'all please bring back polygom plays jackbox. Ive watched the old episodes more times than I can count.
folks,
@crescent coop thats the funniest comma ive ever seen
YES
100% agree
jamie t. snjsksk
Hey there friends, he’s BDG, and he’s STILL teaching us how to dance properly
Episode 8: Shake a Cow
please dont make me watch dances moving and cry again
THREE MINUTES BEFORE PAT MADE A PISS JOKE. THREE. Classic polygon
wow, he showed some restraint
Polygon lives in the piss well, like a crew of urine-soaked Pennywises
New police procedural about crime in the sky:
When Pigs Fly
That would have immediately gotten my vote
Galaxy brain
I had read it twice and mostly scrolled past in confusion before I got it. 🥴
I think that is THE best possible answer holy shit
I was literally about to comment this 😂
overboard being back is the the best thing ever
i was literally thinking “huh i wonder when the new overboard will be out” and it’s here !!!
Sam sad that the regular Polygon Jackbox videos seem to be gone though
i know right?? wack
@@swirlingsun I THOUGHT I WAS IMMUNE ON THIS ONE
@@Sam-on5jf you are never immune
Brian's strange banjo wall is both visually appealing and also deeply unnerving
Especially the suspicious lack of gurdy. Where is it hiding? Is it going to sneak up on him and attack when he least expects it? Very suspicious.
Jasper Stuart The gurdy has mastered the art of stealth. It will not be found. Do not search for it.
Im intrigued that we pivoted from seeing pat's banjo wall to seeing brian's banjo wall
@@jasper3706 I suspect he can materialize the gurdy at any moment he needs it, it IS a mystical item after all.
Rachel Rachel it was part of the moustache transaction
Whenever Pat has to make a decision, miniature versions of Weird Al and Chuck Yeager appear on his shoulders. I don't know why I feel so strongly that this is true.
for anyone wondering - the “hey” joke is a reference to the wavelength episode of overboard!
good explanation cause some people mighta found that a bit hard to sit on
For anyone wondering - the "hard to sit on" joke is a reference to the wavelength episode of overboard
Go watch that episode if you haven't. It's like a crisp pear!
@@MiseFreisin For anyone wondering the "crisp pear" joke is a reference to the wavelength episode of overboard
(at 26:10 for those of you playing at home)
The "hey" reference is at 8:11 in the Wavelength episode.
Personally, my answer for dumbest thing would have been “read every skyrim book”
Read every Halo book is arguably dumber.
Again, the prompt said “talked in to”. It doesn’t count if he volunteers.
The Parking Lot Lads are a band from Doncaster, England. in 2009 their debut album hit #8 on the charts, largely on the back of their breakout single "Everything Is Rubbish (Except Drinking Cider In The Park)". They broke up before a second album could be released, and they now all have jobs in accounting and data visualisation. Last year they attempted a tenth anniversary tour, but it was cancelled after lack of ticket sales. I was endlessly disappointed, I had been looking forward to the date at my uni's student union.
can't tell if this is a true story or a god tier shitpost and i have no intention of finding out
@@roadkillrabiez in our hearts it will forever be true and thats good enough for me
josh "igor poster" rios vs. brian "wall of stringed instruments" david gilbert
ITSBACKITSBACKITSBACKITSBACKITSBACKITSBACK (also josh is here!)
I HAD THE SAME REACTION GOD I MISSED THIS GAME WITH THESE FOLKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yes! I loved these videos when they used to make them! I got so excited when I saw this notification.
I like it when they play Quiplash because I can pretend I'm playing with friends so I can pretend I have friends.
"be quiet
be silent
dont make any sound"
will probably stick with me until my actual wedding day
Have you ever got married to a real person? Like a real nice partner? Follow my lead and sneak around... 🎺
Pat and Brian giving the exact same answer for Clayton’s fact is so powerful
it is SUCH a shame that "what weapon do you choose-- his" was an accident. that's such a GENUINELY hilarious answer to the question
"iowa" by itself isn't that funny, but "iowa (sorry to get political)" is hysterical and im still laughing
Worst words to end a scary story: man door hand hook car door
S-a-n-d?
man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and *man door hand hook car door.*
but who was phone?
POLYGON JACKBOX POLYGON JACKBOX
MY CROPS ARE REJUVINATED,
our prayers have been answered
the pairing for "cat got your..." of "good quiplash answer" and "s" was PERFECT
The wild laughter at the beginning gives me LIFE.
I see this game exists in the Basketball Timeline
I came here for Simone...but I stayed here for...Simone
Best girl
Jake Jake they’re all good girls
especially BDG
Артём Южанин All of them!
Makes sense
the og’s remember the “hey”
I’m sad no one did a call back and put “confronting your hateful grandma” for “good things about being dead”
I was thinking someone would write "getting away from your terrible grandchildren"
"He has a special sex sweater."
Mister Rogers had a sweater for EVERY occasion but only he knew which one was which.
brian: calls himself out about his musical instrument collection
me: guiltily glances at my 2 dozen instruments piled in the corner of the living room
8:41 the subtitles spell Croatoan as “Kratos,” which is somehow more incorrect than “Croatia”
simone coming through with the casual wednesday addams look
That's actually Safya Nygaard with a mask, Simone was sick that day-
19:10 The best part about this is that you can _literally see the evidence on the wall behind him_
To be fair, a lot of these instruments belong to his girlfriend. So it's not as bad as it may look.
I very much hope that “dogs can’t look up” is a deliberate reference to Shaun of the Dead, confirming once again that Jenna is a massive horror nerd
i have never heard of such a thing in my life beyond the mention in shaun of the dead, and also jenna has impeccable taste, so i assume its a pretty safe bet
@@casir.7407 It's actually a pretty common thing people used to say - that's *why* it was in Shaun of the Dead. There's definitely a good chance she was referencing its use in the movie though.
@@shadowflame68 oh i didnt know that.... dang now i am curious if they can look up or not 🤔
@@casir.7407 They can XD It's just one of those weird old wives' tale things, like "you only use ten percent of your brain"
@@shadowflame68 That's not why it was in Shaun. They were filming an episode of Spaced (the show that inspired SotD) and they had to film a scene where the dog was on the street looking up at a window. Edgar and Simon couldn't get the dog to look up so it became an inside joke which they put in the film. They eventually did get it to look up though.
Polygon Jackbox is back. Nature is healing.
Brian's hair floof is reaching critical levels.
This is radiating strong "puff levels are high" Vlogbrothers energy
I like josh SO MUCH. He seems like a very nice boy. I trust him.
hey quick q, WHY do brian and pat keep switching hairstyles???? WHAT is going on
tax evasion
That's a quiplash
prepping for the live action waluigi movie
Its how the universe stays balanced
Who's Pat? I only know Brian 1 and Brian 2
(/s)
hello josh!! he seems like an INCREDIBLY strong addition to the team, his sense humor is unparalleled, hope to see much more of him soon!
its ok pat: “hey” is my weakness as well
Where is “hey” from asking for a friend
im lodge it’s from the wavelength episode of overboard. it is very good, highly recommended
are you uhh a horse
66.67% of the squad looks like an Elizabethan bard, and honestly i live for it
Overboard, the show where everyone goes crazy and get paid for it. Wait....that's just polygon in general.
Simones outfit giving me Wednesday Adams vibes and I’m loving it
YESSSSSSSSS
As soon as I saw that Wife answer I knew it was Simone.
I not too long ago realized that most Americans don't know that boomerangs are a weapon intended to snap kangaroo's necks so..... Yeah?
Oh that's sick, I thought they were for hunting small prey like rabbits or w/e the equivalent is down there
I love the idea that Patrick (someone who used to have long hair but currently does not) only recently learned how to shampoo long hair
The "Hey." callback had me in legit tears
QUIPLASH!!!! I missed these videos so much!!!!!!
Josh is nervous is this but I’m excited to see what he comes up with when he’s settled in
I really liked his jokes! I laughed the hardest at some of his.
I remember watching the old Fibbage episodes where Brian was the newbie... I think you can definitely see the changes from when someone's the "new guy" (I can always sense some awkwardness?) to them becoming regulars, and more buddy-buddy with everyone else. I can't wait to see more of Josh! And this will be fun to watch again someday :D
Not a single soul had the idea of reusable condoms.
I thought of that too, but it feels just a bit too obvious
literally the first thing i thought of
They were an actual thing though?
I want it to be clearly stated that reusable condoms were, for a while, thought to be safe.
They are not longer considered safe. This is because any flexible structure capable of dealing with the *repeated* exposure to both friction and cleaning (usually a combination of hot water and a weak-alkaline) is sufficiently dense enough to block sperm and thin enough to feel... well, anything.
When condoms were invented, they were generally reusable. The idea that doing so is unsafe is pretty modern (and also true)
"Hey"
I get it! I get that reference!
All that watching old episodes of Overboard has finally paid off
...Oh, I guess also they were fun to watch, that too
“Something the Pope might sell on the Home Shopping Network”: Indulgences
That was my answer too, let’s be friends
32:38 im pretty sure pat received this same prompt in an episode two years ago and his response was "help"
shoutout to josh's missy elliot reference that was glazed over lol
That’s what sold it for me! I want to see him more unhinged, he seems like a good lad
Pat doesn't need to ask questions about Simone though since they are drift compatible.
Sometimes, the picture clayton has behind him makes it look like he is wearing cat ears
I love how Brian's sense of humor here is still "don't finish the sentence" and it works every time
"Hey" is one of the most rewarding and deeping pulls and I adore it omg
Tyler poster in the background?
Already like this dude
30:30 "Got the whole 7th grade to sign it, then was sent to the principals' office." Brian literally tried to unionize in 7th grade I'm so proud of him.
Feel so bad for josh he’s gotta deal with inside jokes his first vid
To be fair brian and jenna kinda had to do that with jackbox when they first started, but at least they were both new
10:30 a triumphant return of classic polygon pisslash content
The old Quiplash videos are literally what got me into Polygon in the first place. So much more great content since then, but it’s nice to see this, too 😊
the "a good sign your grandmother hates you" the died answer reminds me of the that 70s show episode where eric told his grandmother it wouldn't kill her to be nice then she died
funnily enough my family has had an air fryer for sonething along like five or six years and we only used it to fry french fries like once, they turn out too dry... but meat? twenty minutes, 200 degrees celsius, ends up nice and crispy on the outside and juicy on the inside. just a tip 👌🏼
Brian's reenactment of the boomerang nearly made me fall out of my chair 10/10
3 minutes in and we are already back to piss
Pat consistently getting Brian and Simone's truths right is so on brand.
That "hey" hit hard, fast, and out of nowhere, well played
I'm so glad they're willing to do this again.
See, it's because there's no Cookie Masterson. If he was back, Pat would have stolen every game. He gives Pat energy.
Schmitty hosted the past two quiplashes though.
Finally Jackbox is back, Simone can flex her funny
josh seems so fun already, can't wait to see what he comes up with in the future!
30:29 Where can I report Brian's 7th grade teacher for union busting?
Simone seems so genuinely offended about the rodeo clowns
West Virginian reporting in that the Yeager joke was funny.
josh's laugh is so infectious also he is absolutely hilarious a fantastic addition to the team
Brian, I’m a ceramics teaching artist. Come to Minnesota (after COVID) and I’ll give you a crash course in crockery making (no ghost-ing, I promise!)
“ive got a pocket, got a pocket full of milk and bees” -natasha bedingfield
"patrick's feelings about the future can be described by the word ____" was in an older quiplash! i think the winning word was "help"
the redemption arc of Pat winning the final Fibbage after getting his ass DESTROYED at Quiplash, you love to see it
32:06 the moment Pat realizes what he and Brian did, when you need a little magic
Ohmygod, Simone's face at 6:56
truly the best
Pat has lived such a life.
I live in iowa, can confirm that it's a planet covered in corn.
I finished listening to all the old Polygon Jackbox episodes like two days ago and I was like "Aww, these are so fun, too bad they're not doing them anymore"
AND Y'ALL IMMEDIATELY ANSWER. So happy to see these back, thank you, Polygon crew
Pat is still strong and loves to.. play Quiplash
overboard is the only valid show. thank you for coming to my ted talk