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  • @SweetyMiki
    @SweetyMiki ปีที่แล้ว +2719

    Ardbert's silent "What the f??k?" moment was the highlight of this video lmao.

    • @taleraristain6918
      @taleraristain6918 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      That was the best part. Also how the same sentiment is conveyed from Hyth without even seeing his face.

    • @Draconicstarz88
      @Draconicstarz88 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Ardbert? Isn't that Elidibus right now in the story?

    • @DeathMelodies
      @DeathMelodies ปีที่แล้ว +1

      had me going hard ngl I was cracking up

    • @ArashizakiEn
      @ArashizakiEn ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I briefly had a moment on the identity thing too. Mostly because Elidibus Ard was clean shaven vs Ard stubble. But like it is said Ard had merged by this time. I just am so impressed you could actually lipread the WTF. 😂

    • @angfour9684
      @angfour9684 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@elizabethjones3088 Ardbert joined before the Emet-Selch fight. The constellation crystals were 5.3, so that would have been Elidibus in Ardbert's body.

  • @vincentbeton
    @vincentbeton ปีที่แล้ว +2816

    His next bowel movement might be the most extreme battle he has ever faced

    • @hizalethal
      @hizalethal ปีที่แล้ว +335

      The Bowel Movement (Ultimate)

    • @Bobberation
      @Bobberation ปีที่แล้ว +268

      I've certainly had times where it's been The Bowl Of Embers (Extreme)

    • @teckard
      @teckard ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Bowl of embers (Unreal)

    • @mistelnium
      @mistelnium ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@BobberationLMAO

    • @HawkinaBox
      @HawkinaBox ปีที่แล้ว +3

      XD

  • @Kpsla
    @Kpsla ปีที่แล้ว +2566

    I have never seen so much expression in Hythlodaeus's face.

    • @TheDarkAngel969
      @TheDarkAngel969 ปีที่แล้ว +441

      He's both conveying every emotion possible, while also thinking "He is definitely Azem"

    • @SubduedRadical
      @SubduedRadical ปีที่แล้ว +248

      @@TheDarkAngel969 The funny part is: That last part would be 100% true. "Yup, DEFINITELY Azem..."
      And the best part is, knowing Hyth, he'd be totally down for it.

    • @angfour9684
      @angfour9684 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@SubduedRadical Of course he is. Why else would he have left the crystals on the ground?

    • @handsomejack4125
      @handsomejack4125 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@SubduedRadical "It's because I soaked them in grape juice before scattering them on the ground."

    • @Blade_Corps
      @Blade_Corps ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I think the crystals got to me, cause after watching this vid and reaching this comment, I cant stop laughing

  • @Maymei99
    @Maymei99 ปีที่แล้ว +1248

    At that moment, Ardbert begins to reconsider his decision to merge with this freak.

    • @overseerpjoe9477
      @overseerpjoe9477 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      You say that like Ardbert wouldn't do the exact same.

    • @aronth
      @aronth ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Ardbert: "Take it, We fight as One!"
      WoL: *noms on axe*

    • @LapisRoseCh
      @LapisRoseCh ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Crap, now I want a video of some kind of meme gathering but it’s the people inside of WoL’s head.
      Like, GTA drivethrough but it’s Frey, Ardbert, Beast, Midgard, etc all jammed into the car.

    • @Corrderio
      @Corrderio 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@aronth That's my headcanon of how the WoL merged now.

    • @Shamiynlover1
      @Shamiynlover1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@LapisRoseCh "YOU NEED TO TAKE THIS OFFRAMP, DIPSHIT."
      "SHUT UP, SHADOWBOY, YOU'RE JUST A MANIFESTATION OF HIS SELF-LOVE, IT'S MY TURN TO DRIVE!"
      "This isn't going to do us any favors... we should help more peo-"
      "YOU'RE EVEN WORSE, MYSTE!"
      "thou art too noisy. you have awoken me, and as such, awoken the beast."
      "*Sound of a bear roaring in the distance*"
      "NOT THE TIME, MIDGARDSORMR!"
      "killkillkillkillKILLKILLKILLKILL-"
      "See, now THIS guy gets it!"
      I will leave it to your imagination about who said what- but just note that the end state is the Wol enduring a mental breakdown while the Scions try to figure out why their ally just stopped moving in the middle of the street.

  • @Spookybluelights
    @Spookybluelights ปีที่แล้ว +923

    If he actually managed to swallow Azem's Crystal, every time he farted or burped he'd accidentally summon a bunch of people.

    • @MasterSwordMaster15
      @MasterSwordMaster15 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Bathroom (Savage) just summoning people constantly as he's suffering horribly.

    • @danniluxgarbe429
      @danniluxgarbe429 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      That, or he'd somehow Rejoin the remaining 6 shards and become Azem. He'd wander the land endlessly, helping people with problems and then just moving on.... So basically Endwalker, but the WoL is 42% stronger due to the increased Aetheric density, and MAYBE just shoots Fandaniel on sight with a Pre-Imperial Garlean Revolver, just for funsies.

    • @UnlimitedFlyers
      @UnlimitedFlyers ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "How is that guy Summoning all these people?"
      _Painfully_ .

    • @apollyonnoctis1291
      @apollyonnoctis1291 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@danniluxgarbe429so he either becomes a god… or shits himself to death.

    • @DungeonTax
      @DungeonTax 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Let expanse contract, eon become instant! Champions from beyond the rift, heed my call! *FAAAAAAAAARRRRRRT*

  • @archellothewolf2083
    @archellothewolf2083 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    You know this is quality animation when the lip sync is so good you don't need the character to be saying anything to know exactly what was said.

    • @HipHopCrusader
      @HipHopCrusader ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I really like part at 0:43 with purple crystal, the way it fells down and WoL searching for it while sitting, movements feel so real 😂

  • @Kupokkisynteetteri
    @Kupokkisynteetteri ปีที่แล้ว +697

    WoL: *Shoving aggressively something definedly not edible to their mouth*
    Illusion of Hythdolaeus: *while having all too familiar flashbacks *
    "Oh no...another one."
    -----
    Young Hades: "Azem, what are you chewing."
    Azem: *starts chewing faster*
    *Hades, while shaking Azem:*
    "OUT! SPIT IT OUT!"

    • @Maymei99
      @Maymei99 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Those must be the crystal grapes!

    • @akkiko
      @akkiko 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      @@Maymei99 i enjoy the notion that azem might be responsible for that particular concept.

  • @Derpinator01
    @Derpinator01 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    The shade with Azem's crystal is like "Yup, this is something a fragment of Azem would probably do."

    • @MasterSwordMaster15
      @MasterSwordMaster15 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Hythlodeus being like "Damn you really are him."

    • @dracoelynne
      @dracoelynne ปีที่แล้ว +137

      *teardrop* "ah yes, I fondly recall the many times we would have to physically stop Azem from eating rocks... Emet-Selch always did enjoy punching Azem in the stomach repeatedly..."

    • @TheDarkAngel969
      @TheDarkAngel969 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@dracoelynne
      Also Hythlodeus: "I also remember telling Azem certain colored rocks taste like candy as a joke. Good to know that stayed in his shard"

    • @blubunny2217
      @blubunny2217 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      emet just standing there like: This...this is why I fucking hated hanging out with Azem....

    • @Jiffles
      @Jiffles 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Azem and BotW/TotK Link would get along great.
      "This rock tastes like candy."
      "Oh sweet, give me one! Here's some dirt that has some mint leaves growing on it!"

  • @Dr_Smash
    @Dr_Smash ปีที่แล้ว +650

    Emet: Crafted in memorium to my comrades. My people. My friends...
    WoL: Ooo Candy!!

    • @sephirothcrescent5768
      @sephirothcrescent5768 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Emet-Selch: *does surprised Pikachu Face*
      The WoL: *looks at Emet-Selch* .......What?....
      Ardbert: *sighs* This idiot.

    • @MrSpiderspider12
      @MrSpiderspider12 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You missed an opportunity
      WoL: Woo piece of candy, Woo piece of candy

    • @warlock1080
      @warlock1080 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I guess being where WoL is will prolly make him a lil aether hangry!

    • @azraelfaye
      @azraelfaye ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MrSpiderspider12 I dont know what it says about me, but when doing this quest... I was saying that for every one I found. XD

    • @Greco4915
      @Greco4915 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MrSpiderspider12 WoL: Alright Elidibus, I'm here! Where are ya? Elidibus? *looks down on the ground seeing the constellation crystals* Ooh piece piece of candy... you can pretty much guess what happens next. XD

  • @ZedPower
    @ZedPower ปีที่แล้ว +737

    We had two bags of Pashtarot, seventy-five pellets of Altima, five sheets of high-powered Emmerololth, a saltshaker half-full of Nabriales, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored Igeyorhm, Loghrif, Mitron, Fandaniel... Also, a quart of Halmarut, a quart of Deudalaphon, a case of Elidibus, a pint of raw Lahabrea, and two dozen Emet-Selch.

    • @foxyfoxington2651
      @foxyfoxington2651 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Ah, devil Lahabrea. He makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor skills. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can’t control it.

    • @rwagingsloth9528
      @rwagingsloth9528 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      We were somewhere around Ala mhigo, on the edge of the desert when the buffs began to hold...

    • @seiyahleonhart
      @seiyahleonhart ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The crystals had shifted gears on him, the next phase would probably be one of those hellishly intensive echo visions, 4 hours or so of catatonic despair

    • @JDSleeper
      @JDSleeper ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Fear and Loathing in Amourot.

    • @arcadeashdown3579
      @arcadeashdown3579 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Where were you when the Elidibus started to kick in?

  • @ricijs2000
    @ricijs2000 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    if im not supposed to eat the weird spirit crystal thingies , why they make em look so yummy?!?

    • @jefflaxa4890
      @jefflaxa4890 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm gonna make gummys inspired by this

    • @SemekiIzuio
      @SemekiIzuio ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean gummy? 😅😂

    • @mukash1838
      @mukash1838 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      *If not food, why food-shaped*

    • @RebekkaJones
      @RebekkaJones ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *If *I'm *'em

    • @RebekkaJones
      @RebekkaJones ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *gummies

  • @kitt8132
    @kitt8132 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    See, THIS is why the Amaurotines call us children.

  • @welcometomylives
    @welcometomylives ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I choose to interpret Hythlodaeus' staring as 'right, forgot Azem did this...'

  • @AmuserName
    @AmuserName ปีที่แล้ว +122

    WoL playing 4D chess, consuming jobstones and unlocking the "Omnibattler" limited class.

    • @kmeanxneth
      @kmeanxneth ปีที่แล้ว +1

      those are not jobstones

    • @DarknessJacksonGaming
      @DarknessJacksonGaming ปีที่แล้ว +36

      If your job is being on the Convocation they are.

    • @Dawnshadow
      @Dawnshadow ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@DarknessJacksonGamingCareerstones?

    • @AzureSkyCiel
      @AzureSkyCiel ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@DarknessJacksonGaming
      Given the roles of Convocation members, I’m not sure these will help much in a fight but Meteor’s crafting and gathering skills are about to surpass Manderville’s.

  • @vuerenkuraenir
    @vuerenkuraenir ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Spitting out the Emet-Selch crystal is MAXIMUM disrespect. Love to see it. You go, WoL!

    • @ChainedFei
      @ChainedFei 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      To be fair, Emet's soul crystal very likely tastes like black licorice.

  • @dragonriderabens9761
    @dragonriderabens9761 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    This is the same vibes as Tav licking the spider goop in BG3
    and Ardbert is basically Gale in this situation going "STOP LICKING THE DAMN THING"

    • @argentpuck
      @argentpuck ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I have at least three players in my D&D group like this. 🤦‍♂

    • @erdnuzz8368
      @erdnuzz8368 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@argentpuck Dont worry, thats totally normal for DnD Grps XD

    • @dracoelynne
      @dracoelynne ปีที่แล้ว +4

      odd, in my playthrough Shadowheart dared Karlach to lick it. (of *course* Karlach licked it (only the once though))

    • @nohemi6899
      @nohemi6899 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Gale fucking killed me with that..! I can totally see our Tavs and WoL being absolute maniacs.

    • @danniluxgarbe429
      @danniluxgarbe429 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nohemi6899 Of course they are. They're us.

  • @Xport9
    @Xport9 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    This is the turning point where WoL has become insane.

    • @krekkaking
      @krekkaking ปีที่แล้ว +40

      we've been past that, that's why they're giving us a vacation

    • @sixthcairn
      @sixthcairn ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@krekkaking Y'shtola: No Meteor, we're not in the New World for a vacation; this is an intervention.

    • @krekkaking
      @krekkaking ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sixthcairn but this is simple, go to the beach, kill a tyrant mamool ja, and enjoy some piña coladas, maybe get caught in the rain

    • @Alissandre_Iskander
      @Alissandre_Iskander ปีที่แล้ว +37

      WoL has probably started losing it since The Vault, tbh.

    • @krekkaking
      @krekkaking ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Alissandre_Iskander I'd say around the time the sands got raided

  • @Sivrn-Val
    @Sivrn-Val ปีที่แล้ว +51

    That Hythlodaeus shade was definitely thinking 'Yep, that's Azem alright'

  • @Zakjuh
    @Zakjuh ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Love how the Amaurotines just stare with what appears to be a look of astonishment. But really, it's how they look by default.
    And somehow, Hythlodaeus feels like he's thinking "lol. lmao."

    • @dawk7
      @dawk7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      "Oh. It _is_ him. Hm."

  • @offender0
    @offender0 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Oh thank god, a BeneG upload without WHM trauma.

    • @raikiri000
      @raikiri000 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      For now

    • @andrewowens4421
      @andrewowens4421 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's probably for the next video. Can't get enough of that trauma.

    • @Dawnshadow
      @Dawnshadow ปีที่แล้ว +4

      His dentist is a WHM....

    • @shini2007
      @shini2007 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you mean without any trauma lol

    • @Lurker1991
      @Lurker1991 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean, pretty sure Meteor is dealing with his trauma by eating those "sweets"

  • @The_Lesser_Evil
    @The_Lesser_Evil ปีที่แล้ว +62

    The way Ardbert silently mutters,"What the fuck..." is just beautiful. That's pure skill and dedication right there.

  • @Thessalin
    @Thessalin ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Ardbert: But we never... EVER forgot what was important to us...
    WHICH INCLUDES NOT EATING THE DUCKING CRYSTALS....
    And that gave us the strength to carry on.

    • @hakageryu-hz7jz
      @hakageryu-hz7jz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reddit was a mistake. Learn to swear, you damned child.

  • @luganhirai6677
    @luganhirai6677 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    The sound of him biting the crystals kills me, its so good.

  • @mugen1292
    @mugen1292 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    just thinking about how wol just left yshtola to find these, and film himself with a tomestone gathering and eating them like a crack head is just hilarious

  • @Trelior
    @Trelior 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I love Hythlodaeus' reaction. Amazing how a deadpan stare of a faceless apparition could convey a feeling so perfectly.

  • @moody5763
    @moody5763 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Now have the white mage sprout eat crystals too to complete the downward spiral

    • @emachine310
      @emachine310 ปีที่แล้ว

      i mean hasnt the WHM sprout been initiated already? Or are we following the having entered the Crystarium for the first time rule?

  • @jamesstewart7784
    @jamesstewart7784 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I was expecting the "I WANT MY MOMMY" line but this is genius.

    • @MsTerkup
      @MsTerkup ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "I WANT MY MOMMY!"
      Cut to Hydaelyn

  • @rnoble3541
    @rnoble3541 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    What i find funniest is that its not even Ardbert reacting to Meteor. It's Elidibus 😂

    • @TallWartortle
      @TallWartortle ปีที่แล้ว

      But....ardbert didn't pass yet until after meteor got all the crystals and defeated emet...am I missing something?

    • @Pictavienne
      @Pictavienne ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm pretty sure we get the crystals in the patch post-SHB so that would be when Elidibus is parading as Ardbert but the real Ardbert has merge with our soul

    • @GhalanSmokeScale
      @GhalanSmokeScale ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TallWartortle We get the crystals after we defeat Emet-Selch, pretty much shortly before confronting Elidibus in the Seat of Sacrifice.

    • @Ibrainwashedyou
      @Ibrainwashedyou 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      no don't worry Adbert Elidibus didnt have his little beard which is why he looked so uncanny

  • @KoNekoNoUta
    @KoNekoNoUta ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The camera work have no business to be THIS good!
    Good job man

  • @greillion2388
    @greillion2388 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    This is made all the better knowing that, according to some item descriptions, the Warrior of Light has canonically licked and tasted random rocks they found

    • @mark0183
      @mark0183 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      WOL🤝LINK eat rocks

    • @kaleajadesilver8918
      @kaleajadesilver8918 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@mark0183wait what, really??

    • @feyefall4855
      @feyefall4855 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh gods, I've never felt more in tune with my WoL!

    • @theadorabletk
      @theadorabletk ปีที่แล้ว +15

      To be incredibly fair, licking and or biting certain rocks and minerals is a decent way of identifying them if you don't have the proper tools on hand. So there is a precedent for the Warrior's habit of sticking rocks in their mouth.

    • @elgatochurro
      @elgatochurro ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@theadorabletkI heard some farmers do it too their soul to tell it's condition

  • @kittycatzuka
    @kittycatzuka ปีที่แล้ว +175

    The fact that Elidibus didn't even try to stop him until he got to Azem's crystal is so fucking funny.

    • @TallWartortle
      @TallWartortle ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You mean ardbert?

    • @Mado_Kaiman
      @Mado_Kaiman ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@TallWartortleNo, that’s Elidibus in Ardberts body.

    • @TallWartortle
      @TallWartortle ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Mado_Kaiman how do you know?? Arbert was with the WoL before fighting emet...eldibus didn't come till after

    • @Alissandre_Iskander
      @Alissandre_Iskander ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ​​@@TallWartortle Ardbert merged with WoL before WoL found the crystals, thus no longer existing.... so that's Elidibus.

    • @bellekovac_
      @bellekovac_ 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Arberts soul merged with ours during our fight with Emet/Hades and then in post ShB, Elidibus took Ardberts body and used it, we get these crystals before we fight him in the Seat of Sacrifice @@TallWartortle

  • @retroda3771
    @retroda3771 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I love the idea that Meteor/Hiroshi at first thought they were just gummies.

    • @SoraShadowdancer
      @SoraShadowdancer ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Neither one of those is his name. His name is Warrior of Light.

    • @WeeYakk
      @WeeYakk ปีที่แล้ว +27

      His name is John Fantasy

    • @Pictavienne
      @Pictavienne ปีที่แล้ว +8

      His name is Derplander

    • @weberman173
      @weberman173 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@SoraShadowdancer Meteor, at least for the english side of things, is basicaly this persons canon name or at least what people call him, as the WArriors of light where several people(or rather "Meteor Survivor"), its the name used in the only "semi canonical" source we ever got that had to give him a name. The Waning of the sixth sun Blu ray for the ARR Collectors edition. Where the 1.0 story was retold using the ingame cutscenes and narration by Louisoix. And the name used for the Avatar was Meteor Survivor

    • @SoraShadowdancer
      @SoraShadowdancer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@weberman173 I realize that, but that is not his name. The devs have NEVER called him Meteor. N.E.V.E.R. They always refer to him as the "Warrior of Light" or "Yami no Senshi". "Meteor Survivor" is a placeholder name for the player character name. It's not HIS name.

  • @angfour9684
    @angfour9684 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Hythlodaeus gives Michael Bluth "I don't know what I expected" vibes when the WoL eats the Azem crystal.

  • @ZyxieRumor
    @ZyxieRumor ปีที่แล้ว +24

    _"Anything small deserves to be a snack!"_
    -Warrior of Light probably

  • @HikariKirameku
    @HikariKirameku ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Ardbert is the single braincell, and he finally said "enough" 😂

  • @GamingFoodie
    @GamingFoodie ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Freaking lost it at Ardbert mouthing "wtf" omfg I'm howling 😂😂😂

    • @Llawliet130
      @Llawliet130 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same here. I was crying from laughing so hard. T_T

    • @UmatsuObossa
      @UmatsuObossa ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At this time in the story that's Elidibus.

  • @artymishikari6534
    @artymishikari6534 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "If not food then why food shaped?" - WOL gremlin running around Amaurot

  • @Muzzle1300
    @Muzzle1300 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hytholdeus: I put those soul crystals in a path so the WoL will easily find them :v
    Elidibus: if memory serves the original Azem would always eat those…
    Hytholdeus: surely his fragmented reflections wouldn’t share the same-
    WoL: *crunching noises*

  • @soliquidsnake3990
    @soliquidsnake3990 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Elidibus: COME WARRIOR OF DARKNESS, LET US FINISH THIS!
    WoL: Dude do you have ANY idea how many crystals I have eaten?!?!

  • @treesuschrist1782
    @treesuschrist1782 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Its established fact that the azem crystal is peach flavored.
    This is not up for debate.

  • @blackh9604
    @blackh9604 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The blank hythlodaeus stare is killin me

  • @Alwayz114
    @Alwayz114 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Me, leveling BLU Mage because that job stone looks like Blue Raspberry

  • @soph5525
    @soph5525 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I like the detail that Emet-Selch's crystal is the only one that tastes nasty to him.

    • @Alissandre_Iskander
      @Alissandre_Iskander ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sour grape is kinda nasty😂

    • @Greco4915
      @Greco4915 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      WoL: “Blegh!!! Hate grape!”

    • @elgatochurro
      @elgatochurro 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Idk how you even tell them apart

    • @ChainedFei
      @ChainedFei 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Black Licorice.

  • @NekkoBlue
    @NekkoBlue ปีที่แล้ว +75

    They really should make crystal gummies or hard candies at some point, I'd buy their entire stock lol

    • @bigfoxki
      @bigfoxki ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Or you can get a mold and make the hard candy yourself. Remember seeing someone did it.

    • @DoppelgangerTH
      @DoppelgangerTH ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@bigfoxkithis video is now less cursed. Thank you.

    • @ShaggyDemiurge
      @ShaggyDemiurge ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I remember discussing with our discord chat, which taste would each job stone have from the color

    • @WithASideOfTibbs
      @WithASideOfTibbs ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There's a type of Japanese candy called kohakutou, I think it would be a perfect choice for making constellation cronchies. 😆

    • @LowIntSpecimen
      @LowIntSpecimen 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@DoppelgangerTH I mean he's still eating them off the floor

  • @zweidouble8038
    @zweidouble8038 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Hythlo's face is so expressive, you can SEE the pain in his face.

  • @That_Scubs
    @That_Scubs ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Same feeling you get watching someone bite into jolly ranchers

  • @Zeppelee
    @Zeppelee ปีที่แล้ว +4

    But OF COURSE Meteor spits out the Gemini/Emet-Selch stone.

  • @Talendale
    @Talendale ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Everyone deals with being sundered in their own way, trying to fill the holes.

  • @Tiypo1337
    @Tiypo1337 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Me: Who would ever eat those?
    Also me 10 minutes later: *extensively researching how to cut gems and grow sugar crystals*

  • @July-gj1st
    @July-gj1st 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Hythlodaeus expression is basically "wow... this IS Azem!"

  • @Hirotoro4692
    @Hirotoro4692 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The fact you can tell Elidibus-Ardbert is saying "what the fuck?" from just looking at his lips shows how well this is animated.

  • @Sintiklia
    @Sintiklia ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Did he become crazy because first crystal which he ate - was Fandaniel's?😁

  • @JohnSears
    @JohnSears ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Remember that we once had fruit snacks" Emet-selch

  • @AxelFireDancer
    @AxelFireDancer ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Needed like one extra scene where WoL share's them with shade of Elidibus while Graha watches on in horror

  • @Reinetier
    @Reinetier ปีที่แล้ว +10

    XD Too much crystal rock candy, so you need Ardbert to knock sense back into ya saying, "That's enough!"

  • @oothatguyoo7643
    @oothatguyoo7643 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When you have two brain cells but Ardbert has them both.

  • @jacobpinkley232
    @jacobpinkley232 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    0:23 that noise

  • @RobertAniFreak
    @RobertAniFreak 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    0:46 You know this is incredibly well animated when you can read the lips saying "What the fuck"

  • @RobJBost
    @RobJBost ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Hythlodaeus should not be surprised. My understanding is this is right on track with Azem's style.

  • @biddaminesquire3007
    @biddaminesquire3007 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "You ate the only hope, what do you have to say for yourself?"
    "CRONCHY." - WoL

  • @MikuSoda
    @MikuSoda ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Man you are my favorite creator out there
    my sides hurt from laughing XD

  • @Arthas24Lord
    @Arthas24Lord 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Honestly, I share the WoL's braincell here. First time I saw the Crystals I thought they looked delicious.

  • @Wampa842
    @Wampa842 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hythlodaeus doesn't even have a face but he looks so fuckign done

  • @traviseaves5195
    @traviseaves5195 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The only thing i hate about content like this, is the inability to share it with my non-ffxiv friends.
    How do i explain to them why this is so funny? Where would i even begin?

  • @piroshi3rd
    @piroshi3rd 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    the silent "what the fuck" kills me every fucking time, just the fact you managed to make it so clear what he's saying without audio is so good, 10/10

  • @MrNK1411
    @MrNK1411 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Crystal of any kind is bad for you.
    And yes, even Mother Crystal

  • @AzuraiFrostwing
    @AzuraiFrostwing ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hydaelyn Herself cannot stop me from eating the forbidden candy.

  • @gateauxq4604
    @gateauxq4604 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ah the feral wolf who dumpster dives for french fries kind of WoL, I know them well 👀

    • @gateauxq4604
      @gateauxq4604 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also Emet trasted bad 😂

  • @lambs5258
    @lambs5258 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The frantic zoom in on his face when it gets to Azem’s crystal LMAO

  • @Reynsoon
    @Reynsoon ปีที่แล้ว +4

    HC: The WoL has a heavy Glaswegian accent and cannot say 'Purple Burglar Alarm'

  • @VaffReverie
    @VaffReverie ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When we were doing this story quest i was joking with my sis that these are fruit sour jelly candy
    Didnt expect some one to think the same😂

  • @countessk
    @countessk ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm so glad I'm not the only person who thought they looked like candy! Thank you, BeneG!

  • @Aitherea
    @Aitherea 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You know how people are making those crystal looking candies on tik tok? I need someone to make that shit but of the FFXIV crystals.

  • @hayhay509
    @hayhay509 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    my friends sent me this because when i got to this point, i said "can i eat them? they look like rock candy!"

  • @Hyskaris
    @Hyskaris ปีที่แล้ว +5

    really glad ardbert showed up for a second to remind the wol that they're mortal

  • @envy_7237
    @envy_7237 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    ladies and gentleman
    Hydaelyn chosen warrior of light

  • @206Zelda
    @206Zelda ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Getting service on that Frivolity Tomestone must have been Cid's doing.

  • @bolladragon
    @bolladragon ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Afraid of the moment Meteor gives them to Elidibus as the Exarch fully crystallizes in the background.
    More afraid of how Meteor will react to said crystal Crystal Exarch.

    • @sephirothcrescent5768
      @sephirothcrescent5768 ปีที่แล้ว

      If that happens before Elidibus fades away Elidibus would end up fading away looking horrified. XDDD

  • @Greco4915
    @Greco4915 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I dunno why but who would want constellation crystal gummies from Square Enix. Imagine how much money they’d make from such an idea

  • @kalorathekau
    @kalorathekau ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Absolutely love how unhinged the premise of the video is, and the hilarious execution! 🤣

  • @meemumeem1913
    @meemumeem1913 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am so glad I am not the only one! Those do look delicious!
    When I first time saw the sharlyan aether chrystal I really wanted to lick it for some reason! 😂
    Thank you for awesome video! I hope you have a wonderful day!! 😊

  • @painrelief3441
    @painrelief3441 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I am so glad I am not the only one thinking "Oooh! Piece of candy!"

  • @Kyukechizu
    @Kyukechizu ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well, my WoL licks the job crystals, trying to find out what they taste like, so I'm not even surprised xD

  • @JesusKid1000
    @JesusKid1000 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hythlodaeus: "Yep...definitely Azem."
    Edit: Apparently others already had the same thought

  • @Daktangle
    @Daktangle ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I literally watched Limmy's video an hour or so before watching this. The heck TH-cam.

  • @charliemcmillan4561
    @charliemcmillan4561 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    this is exactly how it feels to saunter around Amaurot after brutally murdering emet-selch in the MSQ

  • @TheGodlikeDragon
    @TheGodlikeDragon ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kinda expected WOL to go mad with multiple personality disorder and then shouting some of Emeths most famous lines

  • @vindurza
    @vindurza ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the level of idiocy my WoL strives for

  • @RichyRitencio
    @RichyRitencio ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Next time I see your WHM miqo, I'm drawing her. (This is not a joke).

  • @falcontomto
    @falcontomto 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Albert in Gale's voice: stoplickingthedamnthing!

  • @Jiffles
    @Jiffles 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Emet: *eye twitching vigorously*
    Hythlodeus: *wheezing while hanging onto Emet's shoulder*
    Ardbert: *Questioning wtf is wrong with both him and himself*
    The various other people residing inside the WoL: "EAT THE BLUE ONE NEXT! IT LOOKS LIKE BLUEBERRY!"

  • @hididdlyhodiddly6019
    @hididdlyhodiddly6019 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I imagine this is how Azem used to act. Just completely unhinged at all times.

  • @GoodGirlLuna3
    @GoodGirlLuna3 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    If not candy, then why candy shaped?

  • @Sapphire707
    @Sapphire707 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They way they just STARE at this maney motherfucker as he laughs manically. I love this 🤣

  • @shinji200489
    @shinji200489 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well it's cannon that we do try to lick everything

  • @steveroyal6229
    @steveroyal6229 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is why we can't go anywhere without adult supervision. Or, I guess, teenage college graduate supervision.

  • @lillycullen2235
    @lillycullen2235 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I see the running problem of the WoL licking everything to see what it is is alive and healthy here.

  • @KittyNoodlesPPC
    @KittyNoodlesPPC 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I made the mistake of watching this long before I got to this point in the msq and my wife was thorough disappointed in me when I spent the entire cutscene losing my mind trying not to cackle

  • @thehatter9400
    @thehatter9400 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh god, the crunching sounds like he's shattering his teeth as the crystal doesn't break apart

  • @fawkespryde9183
    @fawkespryde9183 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Im surprised he didn’t have any issues eating Lahabrea's crystal seeing how salty the guy was.