just crowley walking for 2 min

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ธ.ค. 2024

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  • @rminrin
    @rminrin  ปีที่แล้ว +169

    PART 2 IS OUT NOW THANKS FOR WAITING

  • @maybepolly_
    @maybepolly_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5234

    you can absolutely believe he just....
    sauntered vaguely downwards to hell

    • @alucas5280
      @alucas5280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Luna p I would like to see Crowley catwalking to Hell (and/or Aziraphale IN Crowley’s body sauntering to the holy water tub)

    • @evar.1044
      @evar.1044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      A Lucas // What I want to see is Crowley getting really frustrated as he tries to teach Zira to walk like him, and then Aziraphale gives this weird long description of how he walks and Crowley just stares at him and says “You walk like a gay vicar in a hurry,” and then does the walk perfectly and THAT IS WHAT I WANT IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR

    • @whatlenalikes1674
      @whatlenalikes1674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Eva R. omg yes this is so perfect someone write this

    • @kiwinisuki
      @kiwinisuki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      he didn't just saunter vaguely down, he sauntered *GAYLY* down

    • @phoenix175
      @phoenix175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      yay someone else who has read the book :D

  • @humanincarnate316
    @humanincarnate316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5397

    David Tennant really made Crowley That Bitch and its beautiful

    • @lunarJPG
      @lunarJPG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@frisch3197 and oh dear satan am I into it

    • @sleepytimetaquito
      @sleepytimetaquito 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      That bitch is the only way to describe Crowley

    • @halo3ratofficial704
      @halo3ratofficial704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      And he's finally Ginger

    • @sabrinakennedy6378
      @sabrinakennedy6378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *takes a long drag on a cigar*
      Fuckin Crowley...

    • @dabidevito4464
      @dabidevito4464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Literally though if you give David Tennant a role in ANYTHING
      “what if it was...sLUTTIER”

  • @katnap_s
    @katnap_s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4094

    Someone stole his kneecaps help him

    • @erroreden
      @erroreden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      kneecap theft is not a joke *Jim*

    • @eggist
      @eggist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      millions of families suffer every year!

    • @GlytcheD
      @GlytcheD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      "MICHAEL!"

    • @jasbep4118
      @jasbep4118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I HAVE BEEN W H E E Z I N G FOR 8 MINUTES STRAIGHT H E L P

    • @michelle-lz2ug
      @michelle-lz2ug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mega Honkk same hun same

  • @laurenlizzbeth
    @laurenlizzbeth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2854

    I heard a fic describe the way he walks: “I don’t know how but he’s the only being I’ve ever known to walk hips first.”

    • @madelainewentzel2362
      @madelainewentzel2362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +341

      his hips guide the way. they lead him on his journey.

    • @Daelyah
      @Daelyah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      And every day with this fandom just gets better and better... 😂

    • @julietf3360
      @julietf3360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      What fic

    • @thebananaowenslippedon7095
      @thebananaowenslippedon7095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      EXACTLY

    • @fireafire
      @fireafire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      ao3 is truly a magnificent place

  • @BooksandKittens
    @BooksandKittens 5 ปีที่แล้ว +920

    He walks like a snake. He leads with his toes, one directly after another like a supermodel, down a straight line, and the rest of his body just kind of slides along, languid and relaxed.

    • @ahau9799
      @ahau9799 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That is an apt explanation!

    • @jeanfarrell2686
      @jeanfarrell2686 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly

    • @jo.k.4210
      @jo.k.4210 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      damn you out that hotly you should write fanfiction

  • @jebaria2527
    @jebaria2527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6467

    It's like he's drunk, over excited yet tired and has to different lengthed legs and I love it

    • @marcelad8025
      @marcelad8025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Sometimes all of this happen to me at the same tine and I can confirm I walk simularly in those situations

    • @peachfuzz7991
      @peachfuzz7991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I love this comment. This entire section tbh, but this comment is just so accurate I can't get over it lmao

    • @itsryderbabey8885
      @itsryderbabey8885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      He sort of looks like he doesn’t know where he’s going but figures he’ll get there eventually if he pretends he does in the most confident way possible

    • @Erlybird54
      @Erlybird54 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't you, though! (Love it!)

    • @laurenpalfreyman9771
      @laurenpalfreyman9771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's cool coz I have different length legs (left is a couple inches longer than right) 😂

  • @rosetintved
    @rosetintved 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8338

    david tennant really looked at crowley's character and said ''what if it was sluttier''

    • @graypetcoyle
      @graypetcoyle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +649

      epiphavny to be fair, he also did that with the Doctor

    • @nikolaizimm4874
      @nikolaizimm4874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +643

      he really just does that with every role he plays tbh

    • @ryanstarlight8018
      @ryanstarlight8018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@graypetcoyle the Doctor didn't walk that way tho

    • @sinsplaylists6148
      @sinsplaylists6148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      ROFL !!! the Doctors a Slut!!! joke .... made me laugh tho ..... i will admit as a old old TOM BAKER fan, tennant was the only other doctor i even accepted ...... :)

    • @Laihidaviti
      @Laihidaviti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ^^^ This

  • @ASeed17
    @ASeed17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4126

    “Look at that high-waisted man! He got feminine hips!”

    • @morgb27
      @morgb27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      No! That's what I'm insecure about!

    • @eggsnu
      @eggsnu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      And I said,
      NO! That's the thing I'm SENSETIVE about!

    • @ddDreaming
      @ddDreaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      r/unexpectedmulaney

    • @ASeed17
      @ASeed17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Nora Golding I love that that’s a thing

    • @ddDreaming
      @ddDreaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Some Lightwood I only discovered it recently. It's great but not very active.

  • @nicholash1078
    @nicholash1078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    He walks in cursive

    • @axlrio
      @axlrio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nico Winter hahahaha! That is brilliant!

    • @himadrijoshi
      @himadrijoshi ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It’s devilishly calligraphic

    • @phoenixfeathers4128
      @phoenixfeathers4128 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      This thread ist just
      Y E S

    • @Fuckyeahdragons
      @Fuckyeahdragons 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      nah he doesnt. usual cursive would be more like a ballet dancer. Crowley walks in the kind of eldritch cursive that looks a lot like comic sans but isnt

  • @manchurianfool7968
    @manchurianfool7968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    Nobody:
    David Tennant: I'm gonna put hips into this strut I do and make all the gay angels drool

    • @heather7473
      @heather7473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Aziraphale is gay angels

    • @sienaumber4816
      @sienaumber4816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Im not An Angel but I'm gay....

  • @munira365
    @munira365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1517

    The way he walks makes me feel like I don’t use my legs right

    • @megalunalexi5601
      @megalunalexi5601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I will admit I've thought about attempting to learn to walk... Like That

    • @verda3665
      @verda3665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Idk how he does that but I want to do that but let's be real non of us can pull it off lol

    • @a-bird-lover
      @a-bird-lover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I sorta walk like that but it's because I have very loose joints, I don't recommend it. It's gotten me made fun of and my limbs dislocate a lot

    • @Lior353
      @Lior353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      i can actually walk like that, but it’s gotten me a lot of weird looks and bruised joints.

    • @obliquesauce6741
      @obliquesauce6741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@a-bird-lover no same and it makes me so self conscious cause of the amount of "you walk like a girl" comments i've gotten

  • @collectedcrows4034
    @collectedcrows4034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4947

    He walks like a confident gay supermodel and I love it

    • @doll1726
      @doll1726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +429

      he is a confident gay supermodel

    • @collectedcrows4034
      @collectedcrows4034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      StitchedSocks true

    • @byrddraws7904
      @byrddraws7904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      He's such an icon

    • @catarinas8722
      @catarinas8722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      I guess he is known as a gay supermodel in hell, this is how other demons refer to him.

    • @neuralmute
      @neuralmute 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      *HE WALKS LIKE FREDDIE MERCURY!!! XD*

  • @choiquantum
    @choiquantum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2381

    walks like a snaaaaake

    • @adambier2415
      @adambier2415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Ellie Miles that makes so much sense now that you say it. Thanks!

    • @maybe0rdinary
      @maybe0rdinary 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      thlithery liddle thnaaaaake

    • @lizzybrooks462
      @lizzybrooks462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Exactly what I thought. I mean, if snakes could walk

    • @Bumblebee_Azii
      @Bumblebee_Azii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh my gosh your right!! Why did I never notice that???

    • @caseygibson7981
      @caseygibson7981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *snek

  • @The_one_goblin
    @The_one_goblin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    He doesn’t need a catwalk.
    The world _is_ his catwalk.

  • @ImBlueDaBaDeeDaBaDaa
    @ImBlueDaBaDeeDaBaDaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Crowley is the seductive flamboyant snake while Aziraphale is the little duckling that imprinted on the snake. Seriously, his little waddle/hurried walk is so freaking cute especially when he's next to Crowley cause it's such a contrast lmso

  • @dm613
    @dm613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3543

    Apparently, that walk in the church was the reason they selected David Tennant for that role; they said he was the only one who could pull it off!

    • @viktoriairhazi5095
      @viktoriairhazi5095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +392

      this is so fuckign funny

    • @carabuker897
      @carabuker897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +527

      That, and also the fandom(which, I'm sure you already know, has been around for 30 years) dream casted him and he managed to land the role.

    • @explodingtomahawks7589
      @explodingtomahawks7589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      That's not the only thing I wouldn't mind him pulling off...

    • @megalunalexi5601
      @megalunalexi5601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Thank Someone for that

    • @bassafratz
      @bassafratz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@carabuker897 THATS. AWWWESOME

  • @shortea7892
    @shortea7892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5322

    Things i have thanks to good omens:
    1. A british accent
    2. The gayest way to walk

    • @kamishy_Art
      @kamishy_Art 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Now imagine that in a Latina young adult but with bad accent and no bones whatsoever, hello

    • @officialbarilla3124
      @officialbarilla3124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kamishy_Art that's fun

    • @shortea7892
      @shortea7892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @ratty mc fatty they don't speak in their actual accents

    • @evecann3328
      @evecann3328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@officialbarilla3124 it's scottish, you uncultured swine.

    • @officialbarilla3124
      @officialbarilla3124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@evecann3328 1. ty
      2. I didn't write the comment tho-

  • @sauvanetranchand1583
    @sauvanetranchand1583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2967

    i honestly want him to walk on me

    • @xandranicholai7301
      @xandranicholai7301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Sauvane Tranchand hahahahaha lol waaat

    • @SSMp315
      @SSMp315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Sauvane Tranchand
      Aziraphale that u????

    • @alisakrotov692
      @alisakrotov692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Sorry, he's already taken by Aziraphale

    • @lepetitdevi4nt24
      @lepetitdevi4nt24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      same

    • @Xerilai
      @Xerilai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣Saame

  • @Marianita195
    @Marianita195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3280

    I just realized something. Whenever he walks by Aziraphel, Crowley is the one closest to the street. This is something gentlemen used to do, letting the ladies walk closer to the walls and windows, in case someone threw dirty water from a window on a high floor (something that used to happen a lot until
    plumbing systems became more common). Later on it became a custom in case a car went by fast and splashed dirty water on the sidewalk (getting the dresses muddy and wet) and such. Even to this day is common for the gentleman to walk by the street and the lady to walk closer to the wall............... Crowley even walks in front of the cars at 0:43 and then switches side at 0:46
    THAT'S LOVE, BITCH!

    • @neuralmute
      @neuralmute 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      Awww! The Gentleman Demon!!! XD

    • @brasschick4214
      @brasschick4214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +386

      Also historically anything left/left-handed was considered evil/of the devil. Sinister is the Latin word for left-handed!! That is why left-handed people were forced to write right-handed and not use their left even up to recent times in European culture. It’s not surprising since education had been one of the roles of Churches until recent times. So makes sense for Crowley to walk/stand on the left and Aziraphale (on the side) of right. You will note when they hold Adam’s hands they also stay ‘onside’.

    • @lisamikky1696
      @lisamikky1696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Wow, you are right!
      By the way, I'm used to always walk in a way that someone I'm with is on my left side, so I get switching sides.

    • @megalunalexi5601
      @megalunalexi5601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      HOLY SHIT

    • @baby3539
      @baby3539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      he also circles him, something taken from common snake behavior!!!

  • @farlandergirl
    @farlandergirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    1:08 literally kills me, I mean, could you look that good sauntering along with a picnic basket containing the antichrist?

    • @sumar207
      @sumar207 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I love your sentence.

    • @farlandergirl
      @farlandergirl ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sumar207 I’d forgotten I even commented this omg

    • @Mortthemoose
      @Mortthemoose ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😅😅 I certainly couldn't!

  • @spook_ums5990
    @spook_ums5990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2701

    Am I the only one who just loves his walk.
    He looks like a rock star and is just owning everything second of it.

    • @neuralmute
      @neuralmute 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Tulip_bip Why can't he be both?!?

    • @taraxacum
      @taraxacum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He's my snakehips.

    • @johannalietar9462
      @johannalietar9462 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He has charmed us all with it.

    • @ladyreverie7027
      @ladyreverie7027 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He walks like Bill Nighy's character in Love Actually. 😂 love it.

    • @mialia15104
      @mialia15104 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ur asking if ur the only one under a video dedicated to his walk

  • @Mingna-km2wt
    @Mingna-km2wt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3770

    He is a snake! What do you want from him? He's trying his best to walk right! But he can't do it! Don't mock my little cold-blooded boy!

    • @neszi3
      @neszi3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      That's actually a good point! We incorporate human traits on him (how self-absorbed of us humans), when he is actually a snake half the time. 😅

    • @bonniecornelius3836
      @bonniecornelius3836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I don’t see anything wrong with how he walks tbh •-•

    • @wannabe_assassin
      @wannabe_assassin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      I think it is his cool walk. Not just cause he's a snake. It is the walk that he thinks makes him a badass or something

    • @DrainRocks
      @DrainRocks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      ITS BEEN 6000 YEARS lol

    • @Mingna-km2wt
      @Mingna-km2wt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      If you can't do something because of features or body imperfections, it doesn't matter how many thousands of years you have to practice🤷

  • @sealestial1801
    @sealestial1801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4636

    I never noticed before but 1:14 Crowley purposfuly walks on the grass while Aziraphale avoids it.

    • @tobito2013
      @tobito2013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +628

      CHAOTIC

    • @Juli_Ane13
      @Juli_Ane13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +492

      Rigth! I only realised it after watching the show a second time... the devil (or rather demon) is in the details.

    • @Lilbeanz19
      @Lilbeanz19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      @colde 's he's a bad bitch, you can't kill him! 😂

    • @yeeclaw5976
      @yeeclaw5976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@Lilbeanz19 he can only be inconveniently discorporated

    • @ShrodingersCatgirl
      @ShrodingersCatgirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      oh wow I just noticed too, that's fucking great

  • @rminrin
    @rminrin  ปีที่แล้ว +598

    i think i need to do a part 2 now that season 2 is out ... :)

    • @remijager2
      @remijager2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      PLEASE ❤❤❤

    • @foxisconfused
      @foxisconfused ปีที่แล้ว +10

      PLEASE THAT WOULD BE AMAZING

    • @bluchio
      @bluchio ปีที่แล้ว +7

      OH MY GOD THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING PLEASEEE OM

    • @himadrijoshi
      @himadrijoshi ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes please !

    • @shoapi
      @shoapi ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YESS PLEASE DO 🙏

  • @Kay-yi1qm
    @Kay-yi1qm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I repeat, David Tennant has that sort if eccentric Charisma that works so well with Crowley. Not to mention he can be absolutely terrifying at times and his walk just proves that

  • @helloeverybody5343
    @helloeverybody5343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +917

    My parents often ask what am I doing in my freetime and I always say 'nothing' because
    I think that they don't want to watch Crowley walking for 2 minutes.

    • @Manthab
      @Manthab 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Legit me when I'm reading fanfiction
      Whatcha reading?
      Totally not a made up story about the show we just watched having Azi and Crowley in love and actually raise Adam
      Legit I'm reading it rn called takes heaven and hell to raise the antichrist

    • @helloeverybody5343
      @helloeverybody5343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mantha Boo I didn't read any good omens fanfictions before ( because I'm too busy drawing them in my sketchbook) but I really like this one. I can't wait for the new update!

    • @maiahazel
      @maiahazel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      you mean over and over again for several hours or is it just me without a life

    • @Lior353
      @Lior353 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Manthab do you happen to know what it’s called?

    • @Manthab
      @Manthab 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lior353 i read it a year ago but my prev comment says it takes heaven and hell to raise the Antichrist

  • @nebulonicc
    @nebulonicc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +908

    i love how david literally made up a whole new walk just to use for his role as crowley! i love that man sm

    • @IRYN_
      @IRYN_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Charlie -Toast- I was looking for comment like this !

    • @vsuan27
      @vsuan27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      David probably the best actor in the UK.
      period.

    • @Tan-whippie
      @Tan-whippie ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he did something similar in fright night

  • @wannabe_assassin
    @wannabe_assassin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2743

    These two are the polar opposites of two possible gays. Like the both have the gay characteristics but in polar opposite ways

    • @sand__witch
      @sand__witch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +459

      well masked gay disaster and obvious gay disaster

    • @neuralmute
      @neuralmute 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @Olive Right, but which is which? XD

    • @letters-in-the-sand
      @letters-in-the-sand 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      Distinguished Gay Disaster and Distinguished Disaster Gay

    • @lindadrabova2902
      @lindadrabova2902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Olive y

    • @astralcamisado648
      @astralcamisado648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      ​@Brett Segmento That waistcoat and those books are actually a convenient distraction, he's as disastrous as Crowley and I love them.

  • @bigjedimullet
    @bigjedimullet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Crowley doing this walk: slinky, inviting but slightly menacing, oddly graceful
    Aziraphale doing this walk: *STOMPY STOMPY*

  • @isa-belva
    @isa-belva 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Pros of having the book turned into a show:
    • you get to see this

  • @shimmedmilk
    @shimmedmilk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3935

    I have come to three possible conclusions on why he walk like this:
    1. He’s always the tiniest bit drunk to cope with everything (you go to fast for me + falling)
    2. He’s never stopped vaguely sauntering
    3. he pant to tight for him godtdamn leg

  • @orrangejuice72
    @orrangejuice72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2086

    so.
    i just cried watching a video of a gay snake walk for two minutes while killer queen is playing.
    its 2am

    • @Manthab
      @Manthab 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Its 4:30 high five for being idiots and staying up too late😁❤

    • @reypizza7902
      @reypizza7902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That's a good life!!

    • @indie8722
      @indie8722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same but Its 11 am and I'm hiding from a beating

    • @charligordon6245
      @charligordon6245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      oh my god I cried too! I thought I was insane but maybe I just really needed this in my life...

    • @questionablejudgement3137
      @questionablejudgement3137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mememememe

  • @waitaminutewhoarrrrru
    @waitaminutewhoarrrrru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +951

    It surprises me that no one else has immediately recognized this as the classic rock star walk. Am I losing my mind? No one else sees it?

    • @laurierrose3342
      @laurierrose3342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      I saw immediately, i thought the same thing and his clothes his haircuts he is a rockstar ( sorry for my English I am French)

    • @waitaminutewhoarrrrru
      @waitaminutewhoarrrrru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@laurierrose3342 yes, exactly! His clothes are very rockstar too!

    • @evar.1044
      @evar.1044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      He just wants to be the fifth member of Queen, do not mock him.

    • @waitaminutewhoarrrrru
      @waitaminutewhoarrrrru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@evar.1044 lol

    • @FlashakaViolet
      @FlashakaViolet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      absolutely YES

  • @alexandria9276
    @alexandria9276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Extraordinarily nice"
    Crowley: IM A DEMON IM NOT NICE. NICE IS A FOUR LETTER WORD I-

  • @alicejohnson5333
    @alicejohnson5333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    May I simply just say, David Tennant in those pants is amazing.

  • @Bumblebee_Azii
    @Bumblebee_Azii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    His walk is mesmerizing , I could watch this all day. Hips swaying left to right, legs crossing over one another. It's just so cute

  • @Olwwolf
    @Olwwolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6186

    Thank you so much for this! It's so wonderful living in a world where I can look for "crowley walking" on youtube and actually get exactly what I'm looking for.

    • @katitax508
      @katitax508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      that’s exactly what I did, what a time to be alive 😂

    • @LadyAnimeYuki
      @LadyAnimeYuki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      ive found my people

    • @saillihou2224
      @saillihou2224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's exactly what I did

    • @matthias7968
      @matthias7968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agree

    • @JBSouls
      @JBSouls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly how I got here... needed more inspiration of his walk for some sort of a developing headcanon, the vid delivered!

  • @Fyreflier
    @Fyreflier 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Crowley walks like his hips got detached from his spine and his thighs are going through a messy divorce.

    • @itsryderbabey8885
      @itsryderbabey8885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      this take is hotter than hellfire

    • @Fyreflier
      @Fyreflier 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Brett Segmento you. I like you.

  • @laenaeverwood7453
    @laenaeverwood7453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I imagine the first time David broke out in that walk and everyone just stared in confusion as he smiles along like its the most natural gait there is.

  • @evar.1044
    @evar.1044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    This is the quality content I signed up for. Can we appreciate that he carries himself the same way in every era, even when he looks like an out-of-place idiot?

  • @alishee2989
    @alishee2989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    I would totally fall if I ever walked like that

    • @shortea7892
      @shortea7892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      No I don't think you would, I tried walking like that and it was actually quite fun so now I walk like that all the time

    • @neszi3
      @neszi3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@shortea7892 I'll try to practice it. Hoping to look more confident in such a swagger.

    • @shortea7892
      @shortea7892 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@neszi3 yes!

    • @reinumb9057
      @reinumb9057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's actually quite similar to the way I walk. Hmm. No wonder I trip a lot but don't fall

    • @neszi3
      @neszi3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@reinumb9057 The art of tripping without falling. I do that, too. Now I'll need to add the Crowley walk so I'd look cooler. 😅

  • @sprite27007
    @sprite27007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    Dean Winchester and Crowley have VERY specific walks and I love both of them lol. Bow-legged bi and bendy disaster gay

    • @RavenSutcliffe
      @RavenSutcliffe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      BENDY DISASTER GAY DGBJDDGHHJJ

    • @Hotpink51
      @Hotpink51 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      quite possibly my favorite thing anyone has ever typed. bra-fucking-vo 😂💕

    • @EnvyNV6
      @EnvyNV6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      u are 110% correct and u should say it

    • @sprite27007
      @sprite27007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I really wanna know if David chose to walk like his hips are dislocated or if he was told to do that lol

    • @Hotpink51
      @Hotpink51 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sprite27007 hey leave him alone he's beautiful 😂

  • @rainolopagus1353
    @rainolopagus1353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    Ok fully aware that everyone is focusing on Crowley and I mean who wouldn’t focus on him but it’s just dawned on me that aziraphale walks like he doesn’t know where to put his hands which I relate too a lot

    • @kathycassidy5302
      @kathycassidy5302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      plus, he looks like he's wringing his hands a lot, especially towards the middle of the series when he's trying to figure out what to do

    • @EveIrkens
      @EveIrkens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I like to think hes fidgeting/stimming! I usually have the same problem with my hands. I feel like if I put them on my hips I look cocky or if i put them behind my back i look too formal.
      Maybe he's got the same train of thought?

    • @zaram4135
      @zaram4135 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same here. When I put them by my side it feels uncomfortable so j always need something to fidget with or to hold, or i just put them in my pockets

  • @meldeleon236
    @meldeleon236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That outfit (0:11) when he’s about to water his plants 😍😍😍 ugh I can’t be the only one that loves that look on him along with that walk?

  • @envyrem
    @envyrem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    My entire soul is Crowley but my body preforms like Aziraphale
    The hands clasped while I walk
    Awkwardly still
    Why couldn't God let one little thing go right for me

  • @caridadchang7895
    @caridadchang7895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2297

    1. Perfect job on matching this to Killer Queen by Queen
    2. Forever wondering who had the idea of that walk, David Tennant after reading the script or Neil Gaiman himself

    • @eustacia03
      @eustacia03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +559

      Tennant's done that walk in at least one movie prior to this. I think he secretly enjoys sauntering.

    • @lunarJPG
      @lunarJPG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      @@eustacia03 "I think he secretly enjoys sauntering" is one of the most unexpctedly hilarious things I've ever read

    • @eustacia03
      @eustacia03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      @@lunarJPG It's so true though! He's so modest and unassuming in real life that he could never admit it!

    • @lunarJPG
      @lunarJPG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@eustacia03 you're absolutely right! both a hilarious and true statement 🥵

    • @FH-rp6zs
      @FH-rp6zs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Please don't forget that Terry Pratchett did an equal amount of work on the book!

  • @clairbynum6162
    @clairbynum6162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    I've never seen someone move their shoulders so much when walking but it works

    • @wendycarey191
      @wendycarey191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      To me it's like not only is he dealing with the whole snake-boy thing, but his shoulders are still kind of braced to allow for the wings, so he's constantly over-compensating.

    • @KnightsaysNi
      @KnightsaysNi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He moves his head a bit more often as well, pretty sure he thought "how would a snake trapped in a body move?" and this is what he came up with.

    • @deaddeer7179
      @deaddeer7179 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe because of his (blazer?) Jacket

  • @emma-rt5xv
    @emma-rt5xv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    as soon as i first saw crowley walking towards and away from hastur and ligur in episode 1 i knew i was going to love him unconditionally. but also, can we talk about how soft aziraphale is and how he holds his hands when he's walking with crowley because im crying he's so cute

  • @marcellabellifemine6497
    @marcellabellifemine6497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    It’s 2019 and I’m back being obsessed with David Tennant

  • @RavenSutcliffe
    @RavenSutcliffe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Ok so, after over a year, I'm gonna spill it: I literally started watching GO BECAUSE I got recommended this by YT and fell in love with this disaster without him having to SPEAK. I literally never watch popular shows because they always have some tropes that I hate but I watched this and I was like "ok, if only for the slutty supermodel" lmao
    (Also fun fact? Part of the reason Crowley walks like this is bc the first pair of jeans they tried on David was so tight he couldn't *bend his knees* and ended up crossing his ankles and swinging hips like a stupid supermodel and they went "oh, yeah, now do that for the rest of the six hours" because it looked like someone whose original body doesn't have legs hadn't quite gotten the hang of walking. And because, trust me, David wasn't the only one to up the ante on how slutty Crowley was. Those leather-ish subtle scale print trousers he's wearing in the early 2000s? According to the same interview he not only got stuck, he got so stuck THREE PEOPLE and, I quote "a whole lot of talc" were needed to yank them off him. The jeans are sewn on. I can't I swear)

    • @efoxkitsune9493
      @efoxkitsune9493 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh my god please let this be true
      What interview is it from?

    • @RavenSutcliffe
      @RavenSutcliffe ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@efoxkitsune9493 I don't know -I found the excerpt on Tumblr

    • @goldgoddess_gg
      @goldgoddess_gg ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amazing 😂

  • @RL-vn9jr
    @RL-vn9jr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +917

    Is it weird that it totally made my day better?

  • @robertapane8890
    @robertapane8890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    actors thought: How would a snake walk??? how would a snake walk? GOT IT

  • @leeharding5800
    @leeharding5800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Best quality: *_his wiggles_*

    • @userbunny14
      @userbunny14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      well, they did have to get a wiggle on.

    • @baby3539
      @baby3539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WIGGLE ON

  • @purplemoon2625
    @purplemoon2625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    To me, he walks very sassy-like which matches him perfectly. He's also got that "you can't fuck with me, nobody can't fuck with me" kinda walk.

  • @crow4834
    @crow4834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I remember David saying it was because the pants were really tight and because crowley has "swagger" 😂

  • @finnsnelgrove3846
    @finnsnelgrove3846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    *hello 911 is being this hot legal*

    • @officialbarilla3124
      @officialbarilla3124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      911: nah fam this is illegal cuz it gives everyone to much... what's the word?.. AH YES! joy.

    • @groundedspirit291
      @groundedspirit291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@officialbarilla3124 gives you a slight excitement

    • @officialbarilla3124
      @officialbarilla3124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@groundedspirit291 slight excitement? joy? sounds the same to me

    • @artbylain9316
      @artbylain9316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uhhh facts

    • @espressomagic948
      @espressomagic948 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      to be fair he's a demon so probably not

  • @aoibhehegarty8751
    @aoibhehegarty8751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    He walks either like he's a bit tipsy or like he's walking on a hill on a pebble beach and i love it

    • @melancholyskittle
      @melancholyskittle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doohickey Whatchamicallit that’s what I always thought, he looked a little drunk 😂

  • @camillapoe
    @camillapoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    He's so extra, step on me you beautiful demon

  • @bee4807
    @bee4807 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I literally love the way he walks it’s so silly but the fact that he only walks like that because his trousers were so tight he couldn’t walk properly js so fucking funny

  • @victoriansquirrel
    @victoriansquirrel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I watched this video with a friend and he just stared at that glorious walk and said „I‘m bi“ lmao

  • @claremiller9979
    @claremiller9979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    Omg your last title card, I spit out my water thanks a lot man.
    His hips are their own separate character, and damn do they steal every scene they're in.

    • @wendycarey191
      @wendycarey191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's totally true. They are mesmerising.

    • @neuralmute
      @neuralmute 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wendycarey191 So is that last title card. ;)

    • @Manthab
      @Manthab 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It saw something that said crowley doesn't have hips because he didn't think he needed them and so he could be more flexible

    • @lisamikky1696
      @lisamikky1696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMG! It was so fast I've missed it, but after your comment I've checked it out 😮😮😮

  • @hannahgrace1597
    @hannahgrace1597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Wow David rlly put his whole body into this act 😂 I love him more than anything

  • @witch_boy
    @witch_boy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    my mum, only two episodes in: is he trying to walk like that? all... sultry?

  • @angelnatt
    @angelnatt ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:49 i'm obsessed with crowley kicking the door open on the beat of the triangle 😅

  • @greatvalue_ethelcain
    @greatvalue_ethelcain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Crowley: IIIM ON TONIIIGHT YOU KNOW MY HIPS DONT LIE AND IM STARTING TO FEEL IT BOY

  • @alliu6562
    @alliu6562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Crowley walking is me trying to figure out how to walk more manly

    • @ggggggg5987
      @ggggggg5987 ปีที่แล้ว

      How- more manly? what is feminine walk???

  • @gurgeljoxe5271
    @gurgeljoxe5271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    this 100% looks RIDICULOUS yet i can't stop watching it. same with Crowley in general, i don't think he is that good looking but i just E N J O Y looking at him what is this some kind of demonic spell

    • @xandranicholai7301
      @xandranicholai7301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      gurgel joxe it’s Crowley’s own little spell of temptation.

    • @auntvivienne8669
      @auntvivienne8669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      He rolled high on Charisma

    • @SSMp315
      @SSMp315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      gurgel joxe
      Like same??? He’s just- Wowwwww

    • @natsinthebelfry
      @natsinthebelfry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I mean, I never found David Tennant extremely attractive... until now. NOW (because of Crowley) I can't get enough of him.

    • @aloneiswhatihave
      @aloneiswhatihave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@natsinthebelfry I've always found him extremely attractive and now it's just unbearable, I can't get enough of him...

  • @-mokerly-5984
    @-mokerly-5984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Crowley, tell us your secret. How do you even?
    Desperately, a young lesbian

  • @deadinthename
    @deadinthename 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Crowley doesn't walk. Crowley can't walk. He straight up peacock struts.

  • @S.U.T.D
    @S.U.T.D ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I literally searched for this. I adore his walk, and revisited the first season just to watch it again.

  • @bjark2943
    @bjark2943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    these comments are full of
    a) people thirsting over him
    b) people heartlessly bullying him

    • @samuraix558
      @samuraix558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *people heartfully bullying him. No true human could possibly muster up the evil to truly find fault with this man

    • @himadrijoshi
      @himadrijoshi ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see no bullying, and I’m so glad about it

  • @neszi3
    @neszi3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    I can't believe it has come to this. Watching a compilation video of Crowley walking. AND FIND IT ENJOYABLE. 😂😭😜

    • @vsuan27
      @vsuan27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sam Nicolas-wouldn’t someone just take his sunglasses off because he’s inside? And then be like- um.. wh0t?

  • @dykedude1355
    @dykedude1355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    I never understood why people made fun off it until now

    • @neszi3
      @neszi3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Saw it in the first episode. Practically highlighted when he's walking in front the car lights. Those hip swagger 🤤. Yum 😎

  • @mitalisharma440
    @mitalisharma440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    thats how you win over an angel, either this or bowlegs. angels dont fall for walking straight

  • @terrycallaway389
    @terrycallaway389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love that his saunter is still trying to exude so much confidence while he's literally dying in a church. What a legend.

  • @maybe0rdinary
    @maybe0rdinary 5 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    I looked this up cause I saw nothing especially, uh,
    special in his gait
    look up proof in his *sauntering*
    then it hits
    i recognize it cause
    *i* walk like that.

    • @remusteahan3521
      @remusteahan3521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I do the same thing lmao, i was like oh shit thats an odd way to walk??? I just have shit balance and im gay so like the combo results in that

    • @jenablanchong7072
      @jenablanchong7072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Me too lmao my friends always make fun of me for it and they say "I always knew you were gay from the moment I saw you walk" I'm bi and came out to them recently 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

    • @3fps2
      @3fps2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      same, my friend joke about it all the time.

    • @maybe0rdinary
      @maybe0rdinary 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      okay yknow what maybe I'm gayer than I thought I was-
      or I'm just punk
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ☆BOTH☆

    • @cjparsons9730
      @cjparsons9730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My knees are turned more towards each other than most peoples so I walk like this.

  • @alicewaffle7818
    @alicewaffle7818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    OK BUT GUYS
    the way baby aziraphale walks!

    • @maxredjasper55
      @maxredjasper55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He walks like a priest trying not to get into trouble lol

  • @Black_Snail
    @Black_Snail 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    My Christmas list:
    - $ 1,000,000 in cash
    - Crowley
    - The souls of those who have displeased me this year
    - Aziraphale in case Crowley escapes
    - Money

    • @madelainewentzel2362
      @madelainewentzel2362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      cash, demon, evil souls, angel in case of demon's escape, money

    • @emilykalunga3510
      @emilykalunga3510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh, and don't forget the money

    • @noxx7637
      @noxx7637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Granted but crowley walks like aziraphale and vice versa

    • @Black_Snail
      @Black_Snail 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@noxx7637 what have i done

    • @noxx7637
      @noxx7637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You breathed loud

  • @lilianakiraly8496
    @lilianakiraly8496 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:15 I FUCKING LOVE THIS SCENE, they're just walking but it says so much about the characters, their movements in general describe them so well but also the fact that crowley steps on the grass while aziraphale follows the path, it's so simple but so good I LOVE IT

  • @juniperberryyyy
    @juniperberryyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I watched Good Omens with my little sister and when she saw Crowley walk she said "Look at his HIPS!"

  • @anuskabhatta7228
    @anuskabhatta7228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This is glorious. Such a diva.

  • @lizmorin6390
    @lizmorin6390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I need a “how to walk like Crowley” video ASAP

    • @quynhpham7549
      @quynhpham7549 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think this is a good one, so here you go:
      How to walk like Crowley, the tutorial:
      Step 1: Master the power of being able to turn into a snek at anytime, anywhere.
      Step 2: turn into one and temp (a) human to eat an apple (remember, the apple must have an "DO NOT EAT" sign, for obvious reasons of couse)
      Step 3: Find an angel with a missing flAmMing sword and engage a conversation with the angel
      Step 4: proceed to talk and "fraternise" (quote on quote, ahem) for about, 6000 years (also, keep in mind to feed the angel with a large amount of mutual pinings and crepes for better results)
      AND Step 5: realizing that you are, indeed, a gay goth snek demon with a (cough, pls excuse me) *your* bloody bastard with fluffly heaven wings and (now, with) a flamming sword, who you called (husband-, i mean) "BeSt fRieNd"
      And that's it! All you really need is an angel with a flamming sword, who you have feelings for 6000 years *and you're good to go!* (PS: im sucks in writing but hopes this helps:))

    • @SwitchelSweets
      @SwitchelSweets 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Have you noticed how much head motion there is?? Walking is a full body exercise for this lil snacc lol

    • @asterismos5451
      @asterismos5451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      His feet end up in a straight line, and his hips don't actually do all that much they just follow the motion up and down, then his shoulders swing along with his feet. Loose and lots of movement to it.

    • @groundedspirit291
      @groundedspirit291 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@quynhpham7549 thank u so much, I can walk like Crowley rn

    • @lisamikky1696
      @lisamikky1696 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm pretty sure there either is one or someone will make it 😃

  • @sleepyrina
    @sleepyrina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

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    Me : Hastur we have discussed this, just accept that crowley walks better than you >:(

  • @beheadedbat4925
    @beheadedbat4925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    No wonder he walks that sexy, he had 6000 years to practice!

  • @maladypond
    @maladypond ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Two minutes of Crowley strutting and sauntering slinkily and sassily

  • @Tulip_bip
    @Tulip_bip 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Pretty much every demon is a hideous monster
    And then there's crowley

  • @sarahraynore6713
    @sarahraynore6713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how his walk is always halfway from a drunken man to a diva on a catwalk xD

  • @Joelmillerz
    @Joelmillerz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    It’s like his shoulders are dragging him back one after another 😂

    • @wendycarey191
      @wendycarey191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I figure he's still braced for the wings.

  • @jeenadjo1238
    @jeenadjo1238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    His walk though... and the way he puts his hands in his pockets and walks with fierce confidence.... oh my!

  • @astrid3522
    @astrid3522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The amount of times I've watched this is more than I'd prefer to admit.
    PS you forgot after Crowley says he'll get people to see Hamlet and then walks back with the head swing of a century.

  • @sanem8978
    @sanem8978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    i was searching for this and this is a pure masterpiece💞

  • @karakappa
    @karakappa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    out of all the go comps ive seen, this one has one of the biggest Gay™ energies to it

  • @vesqid
    @vesqid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    And for this demonstration of a pendulum,

  • @axlrio
    @axlrio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Crowley with hands in his pockets getting his “wiggle on!” 🤣

  • @samanthaspain6130
    @samanthaspain6130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I could never be this graceful and full of swag

  • @laurencottey2577
    @laurencottey2577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Excuse me whilst I practice walking around my house like him 😍 😂🤦‍♀️

    • @ArinBombastic
      @ArinBombastic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was just thinking of doing this. Now I feel ashamed. I'll keep the walk in my head.

  • @-scotty-6321
    @-scotty-6321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Am I the only one who’s unreasonably attracted to his walk or

  • @musical_trashie0952
    @musical_trashie0952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    After watching good omens, I can’t help to walk like Crowley
    Don’t mind me just a sober mentally tired bi trying to walk my way to school

  • @attractivecrayon7579
    @attractivecrayon7579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Crowley could walk on top of me, breaking my rib cage, and I’d thank them.