Karen the emu is hateful, Stanley is a treat thief, Michael the alpaca forgets how to eat and needs a moment, Craig is in a trash mood, and Keith is an absolute s l u t for berries and grapes.
Karen needs a casual bonnet for everyday use. I'd feel better FOR you and I'd feel better ABOUT her. I may learn to knit so I can send you a box of bonnets.. for my anxiety.
Thank you, Amanda, for these moments of sweetness and joy. Though I always enjoy your videos, they have been particularly appreciated these last few days as a reminder that there is good in this heartbreaking world. "So shines a good deed in a weary world."
It really hits home to hear Amanda say "would you just shut TF up" to poultry pout down there. This is by far one of my favorite channels. I love it!😂❤
So my veterinarian niece recently rescued a goat, removed one of his eyes which was injured and named him William. He actually attended her wedding reception where he enjoyed cuddling with the guests. I thought it would be a good idea for William to submit his resume to the HR department at Useless Farm to see if he could get a gig as a motivational speaker - perhaps some zoom meetings or an artist residency (although I’m not sure of William’s media… Anyway love your content and channel Amanda!
You can tell they all fully trust Amanda and are so gentle with her, apart from Karen. I often think how Karen was treated in the zoo's, I wonder if she was hurt psychologically by the zoo staff because there's times when she buffs up and makes the sound but looks like she stops or pulls back as soon as she hears Amanda's voice. In the world we're living in at the moment, where one stupid action could cause so much disaster, it's nice to have a few moments of escape. Thanks Useless Farm and my spirit animal Michael.
Ernest Hemingway wrote..." The World is a fine place and worth fighting for", I believe in the second part. I rescue abused neglected dogs...and ur farm is a dream of mine...one day hopefully. Please keep on....these animals need people like you...and thank you for sharing them all with us.
Dude, seriously… your videos give me so much joy. It’s been a very difficult time for me and really. These are so helpful. Please don’t ever loose your pep, Amanda. And please don’t ever stop delivering these. You and your farm are such a bright light.
@@skyes333 I worked it out! All good still fighting the battle. Even tho I’m winning you can’t see - but I’m demonstrating ppl are duplicitous and have the evidence for the end run finally!! Hope yr ok and how lovely of you to check in - hugs, stay safe and I’ll look forward to hearing from you soon xx
Honestly, I could watch these videos all day. I love the sound of farm equipment, squawks, lip smacking, llama spitting, rooster warnings, and Karen’s continued quest for a death knell in your honor. I adore your whole set-up! Wishing you success and so much more. Thank you!
I lost it when she told Brad to shut the f**k up🤣 It’s the first time I’ve laughed since I lost my only son a few months ago who was 21. My Cameron died in a motorcycle accident that wasn’t his fault. My grief is so bad and I watch these videos and this amazing lady who makes them and runs this farm and it’s the first time I’ve laughed in 4 months. Thank you✨♥️
We start with a llama at the drive-up window...a lot of other stuff...and end with a llama blowing blueberry snot all over the place. That's the Useless Farm! 💥😀🙋
Your videos are definitely what have kept me going. I lost my sweet mama a week ago today from Covid. And your videos help so much. They bring me so much happiness. I love your sweet animals. Mom would have absolutely loved your videos and your animals. Thank you. ❤️❤️❤️
I'm so sorry Julia -- may your mum's memory be for a blessing. And definitely, these videos are good for the soul; a respite in these difficult days, whatever difficulties we're each individually facing...
What is your peacocks name? He is beautiful! I have a juvenile trio and the male (named, "Goose"), hasn't gotten his adult plumage yet.😍 BTW, my farm is a lot like yours, but a few less animals. I have wanted emus for a VERY long time, but my family is afraid that they would kill, or at least, maim me!😆 So, I have to live vicariously through you and Stanley (the emu relationship I want) and Karen (the emu relationship I would get) 😁. Stay strong and keep the awesome videos coming!💕
Chiming in just in case Amanda cant reply. She has referred to one of them as Steve. He seems like the ringleader. How cool that you have your own! I’ve been fascinated by peacocks since I was a kid. 🦚🦚🦚
There's cutie pie Brad making his presence known. He makes me smile...so cute. Never thought a Rooster would give me such joy. Than there's sweet Michael, without a care in the world. Just chilling and being so freaking cute. 😊❤
I like to think Michael is me as a mom.... He always comes up with some type of stick, twig, dirt or who knows what... U name it.... Stuck to him. For me, it's usually snacks and snots and spit up all over me. 🤣
I love watching your channel! All of your animals are beautiful and have different personalities. I gotta say Karen is my favorite! She just loves to pounce on you!
When keith ate that grape & looked so blissfull w/ his ears laid back was priceless! He was certainly being a stinker spitting @ everyone, tho! At least he didn't spit @ you, Amanda. I guess michael expected you to chew it up for him & pry his mouth open 🤣 he's such a dweeb & oh, so derpy 🤪 but such a cutie patootie! They all are, except karen & brad 🤭
I love all animals but Stanley and Micheal are my favorites on this rescue farm! Love Amanda 100% it takes a special person with love in their heart to do this.
I am a regular viewer of the Urban Rescue Ranch and stumbled upon this channel and the similarities between Uncle Ben's relation with Kevin , and your relation with Karen is hilarious 😂 Even Stanley is docile like the other Karen (Kevin's wife)
I love this video. Just watched it again. Thank you, Amanda for being so funny and so sweet to all your animals and sharing the blueberries with all of us. Magic moments.
Thanks so much for uploading. Working full time plus this and then looking after all the animals, you must never sit down! Really appreciate the longer video this morning and getting to see my favorite, Doug, being a bit naughty 😈
When I die, if i get reborn as an animal, I want to end up with Amanda at Useless. Seriously. A cross eyed platypus, or a puppy with separation anxiety, I could do that.
SOOOO WONDERFUL to see these beautiful furry and feathered creatures. They ooze love because they are so loved and well cared for. Thank you for filming and sharing them and you with us. ❤️❤️❤️
Love your Useless Farm! ♥️✨ When you threw the grape to the ducks, and after eating it they all started coming toward you, I immediately thought of The Duck Song (“A duck walked up to a lemonade stand And he said to the man, running the stand "Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?") 😆
Recent Subscriber. I really enjoy your videos. Gotta love Karen. How could you not? Maybe a suit of armor would be better than overalls when in her space? 😊
I love your battles with Karin and how you finally won her over and I can't believe what a sweetheart Stanley is. Also love your special connection with all the animals and how you play with them that's what I do on our farm, animals are the best. Love from Sydney Australia.
I am ever so thankful for you and your family for sharing your wonderful crazy,animal family.your videos make my days. always laugh my *** off.thank you again. Lisa
Micheal wears that hay total in style, I love him so much, doc just the most chilled hours ever, I love all these beautiful animals. I feel like I'm living on a useless cat farm, except I live in a flat, but have 5 of my own cats, 4 strays and the whole neighbours cats that also think they live here, it's a lotta fun when I'm asleep 😂😂 no I love it but I just dont eat, they use all my money, they're re little thrives, I tell you that 😂😂😂❤️
Doc update? So happy to see him hanging out with the family again. Also…grew up in the suburbs, live in the city…but I NEED this coat! *ICONIC* It will look good over my Useless Farm tee ♥️
I was so in the moment when fruit was offered with open palm ...OMG not only did I feel your pain I also am in praise of patience you far exceed and including your spot on narrative of dialogue of so many spiece... you are truely gifted and i look forward to regular life with you as on line neighbor thank you xo xo and i held my breath until as u turned away in pain. u reflected the words I too was thinking. how real well damn my hand still hurts. hehehe
Clearly the blueberries are the fav. Except for Karen, who prefers skin and bone.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Funny!🤣
And the souls of the innocent
She thrives off the flesh of her enemies.
I love Karen!
In Michael's defense, it's nearly impossible to remember how to eat every single day.
😂😂😂😂😂
😁🤣😎👊
That is hilarious! 🤣
Bless his heart.
He missed that 1950's black&white video for young adults etiquette class.
Michael is always covered in straw, hay, grass, dirt, something. He reminds me of Pig-Pen from the Peanuts series. 😊
He is my favorite, he is a little special,lol!
I know!!!! Michaels hilarious!!!!
Great analogy of Michael and Pig-Pen! He's so sweet though.
Michael always looks like a hot mess. LOL
With some hanging out of his mouth;)
I’ve made similar comments.
Michael ain't winning many games of Scrabble, is he. Poor love.
Omg 😂😂😂
Lmao!!!!
Grapes seem to help alleviate Keith's 17 types of anxiety....or at least a few.
Not so sure that any amount of treats will alleviate Karen's hatred of Amanda 😂
Every time I see Keith I mention his 17 types of anxiety. I love that you referenced it 😂😂😂
She's so funny with their back stories 😂😂😂
Karen needs a casual bonnet for everyday use. I'd feel better FOR you and I'd feel better ABOUT her. I may learn to knit so I can send you a box of bonnets.. for my anxiety.
😂😂
Great idea!!😘🥰💞💞
I wonder if the bonnets keep her a bit calm? She wasnt attacking Amanda w/ the wee yellow one on.!
@@beewalsh4133 exactly!!!🥰🥰
Karen looks so cute with her little bonnet, they all need one.
Thank you, Amanda, for these moments of sweetness and joy. Though I always enjoy your videos, they have been particularly appreciated these last few days as a reminder that there is good in this heartbreaking world. "So shines a good deed in a weary world."
Omg! Shawnalee!!! This was the sweetest! Thank you for your kind words. Hugs from all of us except Brad.
@@useless_farm Brad is that friend everyone has, but just can’t quit in hopes they will stop their stupid bullshit;)lol
Stanley likes blueberries…..
Karen wants blood - lol
lady, that looked like that hurt!
It really hits home to hear Amanda say "would you just shut TF up" to poultry pout down there. This is by far one of my favorite channels. I love it!😂❤
So my veterinarian niece recently rescued a goat, removed one of his eyes which was injured and named him William. He actually attended her wedding reception where he enjoyed cuddling with the guests.
I thought it would be a good idea for William to submit his resume to the HR department at Useless Farm to see if he could get a gig as a motivational speaker - perhaps some zoom meetings or an artist residency (although I’m not sure of William’s media…
Anyway love your content and channel Amanda!
Michael's nose and mouth up close looks identical to the luck dragon on never ending story lol
I thought the same thing ya beat me to it 😁
Keith’s life coach is doing a good job. He wasn’t afraid to ask for what he wants. 🍇
You can tell they all fully trust Amanda and are so gentle with her, apart from Karen. I often think how Karen was treated in the zoo's, I wonder if she was hurt psychologically by the zoo staff because there's times when she buffs up and makes the sound but looks like she stops or pulls back as soon as she hears Amanda's voice. In the world we're living in at the moment, where one stupid action could cause so much disaster, it's nice to have a few moments of escape. Thanks Useless Farm and my spirit animal Michael.
Michael is my spirit animal too! I love him! ❤️
I love when she tells Brad to shutthefuckup!!
So funny!!🤣🤣🤣
Ernest Hemingway wrote..." The World is a fine place and worth fighting for", I believe in the second part. I rescue abused neglected dogs...and ur farm is a dream of mine...one day hopefully. Please keep on....these animals need people like you...and thank you for sharing them all with us.
Dude, seriously… your videos give me so much joy. It’s been a very difficult time for me and really. These are so helpful. Please don’t ever loose your pep, Amanda. And please don’t ever stop delivering these. You and your farm are such a bright light.
Skye - ditto the last few weeks the joy and laughter I’ve managed as a result of Amanda and Useless Farm Crew have actually soothed me xx
@@ginnymurphy998 just checking in on you. I hope yr happy and doing well. ❤️
I have responded not sure if I’m the right place!
@@skyes333 I worked it out! All good still fighting the battle. Even tho I’m winning you can’t see - but I’m demonstrating ppl are duplicitous and have the evidence for the end run finally!! Hope yr ok and how lovely of you to check in - hugs, stay safe and I’ll look forward to hearing from you soon xx
I see Karen has decided to go full carnivore 😏
And poor Doug getting pushed around by the alpacas, he just wants some blueberries!
It's nice to know that people like you exist. I'm happy for those animals
Michael: "Hmmm, I was camouflaged... how did she know it was me?"
Love how Robert Fish gives a courteous little nod when he’s given his grape 🙂
Sweet little Michael always has straw and or weeds hanging off his face. Gary perching up on your shoulder maybe not be the best perch for you hahaha
The only thing Michael can win is our heart(s).
Karen, would you like to try a blueberry?
*takes whole finger*
Karen: “And I’d do it again.”
Brad - for the love of Gawd, man...
_Give it a rest!_
A useless farm coffee cup would be great. Love your videos. Thanks
I live for the endless variety of detritus on the alpacas.
Michael has the most innocent face. You just want to hug the beejeesus out of him.
Yeah! A fruity day for the fruity fellas and ladies on the farm 🚜!! We all loved 🤣 that "Shut the fuxx up" for the farms fav chicken!!
I don’t know why it’s so gratifying to watch all of them eat. Even Karen.
Love the ducks' appreciation for the blueberries!
Honestly, I could watch these videos all day. I love the sound of farm equipment, squawks, lip smacking, llama spitting, rooster warnings, and Karen’s continued quest for a death knell in your honor. I adore your whole set-up! Wishing you success and so much more. Thank you!
I lost it when she told Brad to shut the f**k up🤣 It’s the first time I’ve laughed since I lost my only son a few months ago who was 21. My Cameron died in a motorcycle accident that wasn’t his fault. My grief is so bad and I watch these videos and this amazing lady who makes them and runs this farm and it’s the first time I’ve laughed in 4 months. Thank you✨♥️
It's cute how all the animals come back for a second and third helping of the sweet treat!!
Keith gives the vibe of that one nice person that have alot shit going on their own life but still warm you whill you are down. sweet angel boy🥺🥺🥺
They are all beautiful especially Karen she makes me laugh every time I see your videos
I love all their little berry gobbling snoots. Just precious. 🫐🍇🫐
I see Gary Goose must be using Charmin! You are brave putting your hand out to Karen like that!!
We start with a llama at the drive-up window...a lot of other stuff...and end with a llama blowing blueberry snot all over the place. That's the Useless Farm! 💥😀🙋
They're being extra with chewing something bite size is hilarious
The joy I get from watching "Useless Farm" is priceless
That spitting cracks me up! 😂 I need to borrow Michael to introduce him to congress.
Gary goose is hilarious 😂. Michael is to funny. Love ❤ your channel and animals. Karen scares the shit out of me..lol..
The uselessfarm is not useless it brings so much joy to me and many others.❤❤🧡💛💛💚
The Live Laugh Love in Karen and Stanley’s room is everything 😂
Keep you head on a swivel around Karen!
Your videos are definitely what have kept me going. I lost my sweet mama a week ago today from Covid. And your videos help so much. They bring me so much happiness. I love your sweet animals. Mom would have absolutely loved your videos and your animals. Thank you. ❤️❤️❤️
I'm so sorry Julia -- may your mum's memory be for a blessing. And definitely, these videos are good for the soul; a respite in these difficult days, whatever difficulties we're each individually facing...
@@angelagunn7986 Thank you so much. ❤️❤️❤️
My gosh Julie, I’m so so very sorry. ❤️ I’m so glad you have these sweet videos to help your heart.
Why are ducks so damn cute when they eat? I could watch that all day lol.
You Are The Best😂😂You are so Great!!!GOD BLESS YOU
GO GIRL😂❤
I just wanna tell you how much I love your channel and your babies. So happy I ran across your channel!❤🤗
What is your peacocks name? He is beautiful! I have a juvenile trio and the male (named, "Goose"), hasn't gotten his adult plumage yet.😍 BTW, my farm is a lot like yours, but a few less animals. I have wanted emus for a VERY long time, but my family is afraid that they would kill, or at least, maim me!😆 So, I have to live vicariously through you and Stanley (the emu relationship I want) and Karen (the emu relationship I would get) 😁. Stay strong and keep the awesome videos coming!💕
Chiming in just in case Amanda cant reply. She has referred to one of them as Steve. He seems like the ringleader. How cool that you have your own! I’ve been fascinated by peacocks since I was a kid. 🦚🦚🦚
You guys always make me laugh and smile 😃. Except Brad.
Never, ever brad.
There's cutie pie Brad making his presence known. He makes me smile...so cute. Never thought a Rooster would give me such joy. Than there's sweet Michael, without a care in the world. Just chilling and being so freaking cute. 😊❤
The peacocks are absolutely stunning!!
I like to think Michael is me as a mom.... He always comes up with some type of stick, twig, dirt or who knows what... U name it.... Stuck to him. For me, it's usually snacks and snots and spit up all over me. 🤣
🤣🤣🤣 Micheal reminds me of my nephew, he doesn't care how he looks as long as hes happy.
I love watching your channel! All of your animals are beautiful and have different personalities. I gotta say Karen is my favorite! She just loves to pounce on you!
Please watch your back around Brad. It's blatantly obvious he has been planning something for quite some time now.
When keith ate that grape & looked so blissfull w/ his ears laid back was priceless! He was certainly being a stinker spitting @ everyone, tho! At least he didn't spit @ you, Amanda. I guess michael expected you to chew it up for him & pry his mouth open 🤣 he's such a dweeb & oh, so derpy 🤪 but such a cutie patootie! They all are, except karen & brad 🤭
I love all animals but Stanley and Micheal are my favorites on this rescue farm! Love Amanda 100% it takes a special person with love in their heart to do this.
I am a regular viewer of the Urban Rescue Ranch and stumbled upon this channel and the similarities between Uncle Ben's relation with Kevin , and your relation with Karen is hilarious 😂 Even Stanley is docile like the other Karen (Kevin's wife)
Thank you for taking such good care of the animals! They are all so cute! Even Brad and Karen!
I love ❤ this channel so much. Karen is classic. Thanks for always making me smile 😃
I love this video. Just watched it again. Thank you, Amanda for being so funny and so sweet to all your animals and sharing the blueberries with all of us. Magic moments.
Thanks so much for uploading. Working full time plus this and then looking after all the animals, you must never sit down! Really appreciate the longer video this morning and getting to see my favorite, Doug, being a bit naughty 😈
Stanley looked like he was freezing to death and his quivering lips trying to pick the pellets up..
I love Stanley xx
When I die, if i get reborn as an animal, I want to end up with Amanda at Useless. Seriously.
A cross eyed platypus, or a puppy with separation anxiety,
I could do that.
Mmmmmmmm...... everyBody likes those grapes 🍇 😋 ❣🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾💞🥰
Gasp 😱 How could Doug 🐴 ever be bad? He’s a complete sweetheart
SOOOO WONDERFUL to see these beautiful furry and feathered creatures. They ooze love because they are so loved and well cared for. Thank you for filming and sharing them and you with us. ❤️❤️❤️
Haha I just love the diversity you have on your farm!
Awwww the Angels 😇. And kisses 😘. I love these videos. We need this now ❤️
That deep noise Karen makes is creepy! So many personalities. You handle Karen so well. This is my favorite farm. Take care.
Love the way the animals interact.
Michael =Camouflage Master.
I love how you give them one treat and they come looking for more
Awe Gary loves you so much,it's stinking adorable.They all love you and so do we!hehe💐🙂💯💖
Love your Useless Farm! ♥️✨
When you threw the grape to the ducks, and after eating it they all started coming toward you, I immediately thought of The Duck Song (“A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?") 😆
Can I come over and give them all a good brushing? They need a spring cleaning!😂 Love them all!💚💚💚
I’m joining you!
@@ginnymurphy998 Yay!!
Martine, imagine if it were possible to spend a week with them? I’d be in my element. I do think some kangaroos would be a good match for Karen 😂😂.
@@ginnymurphy998 😂
Recent Subscriber. I really enjoy your videos. Gotta love Karen. How could you not? Maybe a suit of armor would be better than overalls when in her space? 😊
I love your battles with Karin and how you finally won her over and I can't believe what a sweetheart Stanley is. Also love your special connection with all the animals and how you play with them that's what I do on our farm, animals are the best. Love from Sydney Australia.
When I'm sad and depressed I now watch you along with the goats in pajamas 😅brings a smile and lightens the mood .😅😅
I love your videos! I especially love that there’s no dumb intros and endings, just start and finish. Thank you🥰
I am ever so thankful for you and your family for sharing your wonderful crazy,animal family.your videos make my days. always laugh my *** off.thank you again. Lisa
Micheal wears that hay total in style, I love him so much, doc just the most chilled hours ever, I love all these beautiful animals. I feel like I'm living on a useless cat farm, except I live in a flat, but have 5 of my own cats, 4 strays and the whole neighbours cats that also think they live here, it's a lotta fun when I'm asleep 😂😂 no I love it but I just dont eat, they use all my money, they're re little thrives, I tell you that 😂😂😂❤️
Michael is so adorable. I'm glad Gary didn't shit on you while he was hanging out on your shoulder! OMG! You have peacocks! So cool to see them fly.
They are misfits of the animal world. You've given them a chance of life. You are a kind heart.xx
I have never clicked on a video so fast!! Much love to you and the wonderful nonsense animals from TN 💙💙💙
Karen eats so aggressively. A major difference from how Stanley eats.
Everyone loves blueberries and grapes, amazing little piece of knowledge. Even Karen, although she loves hers swimming in warm blood.
every one of them had the BEST reaction to the grapes. OMG that was awesome ❤️
Idk why but so relaxing to watch.
How precious it's a consensus they all love the grapes
Keith has such great eyelashes!!! Just like his momma ❤
Michael being a mess🤣🤣💕
I love watching you feed your animals, they are funny, and so aren't you. Your personality is great!!!
Karen was like "yeah I'll take a grape, can you hold it next to your eye?". 😠
I love all your babies..especially Michael.
Doc update? So happy to see him hanging out with the family again.
Also…grew up in the suburbs, live in the city…but I NEED this coat! *ICONIC* It will look good over my Useless Farm tee ♥️
Keith 's. Face when he got the grape was priceless😂❤
I was so in the moment when fruit was offered with open palm ...OMG
not only did I feel your pain I also am in praise of patience you far exceed and including your spot on narrative of dialogue of so many spiece... you are truely gifted and i look forward to regular life with you as on line neighbor thank you xo xo
and i held my breath until as u turned away in pain. u reflected the
words I too was thinking. how real well damn my hand still hurts. hehehe
Thank you for sharing this, it was so relaxing and warmed my spirit ❤ 💖