Try not to laugh #1 : Creationists fails

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  • @giovannitellez3968
    @giovannitellez3968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Lmao creationists ask for evidence from science all day but never from their religion

  • @asdfghjkl19712
    @asdfghjkl19712 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    i didn't have the video of this woman being born. Ergo, she's not real

  • @esdraslopez4658
    @esdraslopez4658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    “This is a fantasy, like dragons. Except dragons arent a fantasy.”
    That tells you all you need to know

  • @user-oi2uz7fx4g
    @user-oi2uz7fx4g 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    It's more like try not to cringe

  • @Charlie94781
    @Charlie94781 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    This woman called evolution a fantasy, yet believes that the earth was populated by one single incestuous family, twice She is less evolved than a jellyfish

    • @omkarpandit357
      @omkarpandit357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Don't insult jellyfishes like that.

    • @Charlie94781
      @Charlie94781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@omkarpandit357 I was actually stating that jellyfish are more evolved than her

    • @10packspyscho11
      @10packspyscho11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was incest all along

    • @jdarrrr
      @jdarrrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Darth Severus I'm pretty sure some jellyfish are biologically immortal, they're way above her

    • @MyDuckSaysFucc
      @MyDuckSaysFucc ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sadly, by her own logic it sounds like she would agree with you!

  • @Peter_Scheen
    @Peter_Scheen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I do not laugh, I weep.
    The ignorance...

  • @Gemini_Woman
    @Gemini_Woman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I want video proof of Jesus or God

    • @jameswest8280
      @jameswest8280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is as close as I could find. th-cam.com/video/Ca_kerbJ16A/w-d-xo.html

    • @Lumimori
      @Lumimori 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want video proof of a live dunkleosteus
      Wait fossils exist

    • @absurdist5938
      @absurdist5938 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They would say, yo see passion of christ

  • @leximan34
    @leximan34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Cult + time = religion

  • @MegicShiba
    @MegicShiba 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Dunning-Kruger effect in action

  • @AERIEDM
    @AERIEDM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    My garbage can is an atheist, I know because it told me.

    • @Itsatz0
      @Itsatz0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did your garbage can promise you eternal salvation? Are you a follower of your garbage can? Can I follow your garbage can? Was your garbage can crucified? If I believe in your garbage can, will it speak to me?

  • @TitoTitoTitoTito
    @TitoTitoTitoTito 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    It hurts to watch

  • @MrXleprechaunx
    @MrXleprechaunx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    i never wanted to truly smack a woman until now.....-_-

  • @PilpelAvital
    @PilpelAvital 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    To be fair, it won't surprise me if legends about dragons are based on fossils of dinosaurs found in prehistoric times.

    • @Charlie94781
      @Charlie94781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ancient people definitely stumbled across dinosaur fossils during mining operations then filled in the blanks with the concept that the remains were dragon bones

  • @sebo9872
    @sebo9872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Where is the video evidence of Noah's ark being built and the flood for which he built it??? Where is the video evidence of Jesus rising from the dead??? How about any shirt of evidence, video or otherwise, to support their "God" claim or the "Creation" claims???

    • @dggaming7610
      @dggaming7610 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can argue where the proof of evolution cause when you look at the evidence they give is not accurate either

    • @lecheval5264
      @lecheval5264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Imagine all of the species that ever existed on Earth existing all at once 6000 years ago.
      Also imagine 99.9% of all those species going extinct within those 6000 years.
      Also how the fuck do you fit a pair of each 6 million terrestrial animal species on a boat.
      it just makes no fucking sense

    • @thanushan3981
      @thanushan3981 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dggaming7610 what evidence isnt accurate?

  • @mirsad96
    @mirsad96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Creationist: Australopithecus is fake
    Same Creationist: Dragons are real

  • @GreatDayEveryone
    @GreatDayEveryone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    No concept of logic. None

  • @marcelgardner8497
    @marcelgardner8497 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Where's the video evidence? Jesus has on a USB drive but Voltron stole it during his three day nap.

    • @joshriver75
      @joshriver75 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol! Nice one

    • @jameswest8280
      @jameswest8280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "jesus was resurrected". Were you there?

    • @joshriver75
      @joshriver75 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jameswest8280 He was!!!!
      How do *YOU* know?
      Were *YOU* there??
      ......oh ok, so nothing new on your part then.
      Yeah that's what I thought it was gonna be.
      Good talk!

    • @jameswest8280
      @jameswest8280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The same old refutation for the same old argument,

  • @alexanderalblas4559
    @alexanderalblas4559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Where's the video evidence of jesus' birth birth, crusifiction and ressurection??🤣🤣

  • @vampirebiggie2236
    @vampirebiggie2236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This is hard to watch

  • @wardy6224
    @wardy6224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ‘This is a fantasy’.. yet believes in magic sky Santa

  • @ogreman-lll-957
    @ogreman-lll-957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:45 says the one who believes in golem spells, talking snakes, magic fruit, making animals out of rocks lol

  • @ripper9679
    @ripper9679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Video of Jesus walking on water must have been viral back then in their biblical Facebook.

  • @banethereckoning2638
    @banethereckoning2638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I'm gonna talk to this garbage pail" he's talking to something he's of equal intelligence with

  • @averyvanderlouw1193
    @averyvanderlouw1193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The guy who kicked the garbage pale committed greed and wrath

  • @deptusmechanikus7362
    @deptusmechanikus7362 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    And people think there is no reason to *hit a woman*

    • @Lost-mb1gj
      @Lost-mb1gj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Everything okay at home?

    • @reginthehoneybadger8957
      @reginthehoneybadger8957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Check out bill bur you will love it

    • @generalgrievous2202
      @generalgrievous2202 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude if you hit that woman you might break one of the fossils or displays!

    • @scubasteve7666
      @scubasteve7666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Equal rights.... and lefts.

  • @patchyfish1
    @patchyfish1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    *Facepalm*

  • @nerdothn892
    @nerdothn892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This one girl wants a video tape from pre historic plants. Mmmhhh
    Give me a video tape of God written the Bible

  • @primus7776
    @primus7776 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Just be grateful you are not her?
    Can you imagine how that must BE?

  • @jacobsgeneration123
    @jacobsgeneration123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think the woman is trolling

  • @bvane9844
    @bvane9844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    she would be fun at parties

  • @skeltonslay8er781
    @skeltonslay8er781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    By definition, Atheists could call you a cult

  • @VTFWTF
    @VTFWTF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I did not expect that last one there... Dino noses caught fire from breathing too hard

  • @robertmiles1603
    @robertmiles1603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "eastern europeans have bigger brows and deeper set eyes"...wat

    • @ayushchawdhary537
      @ayushchawdhary537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If show her a map and ask her where is Europe she would point at africa

  • @lucyabdrews7312
    @lucyabdrews7312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:45 more like god...Also if she would only read the full plaque it would explain this to her.

  • @Noelsterrr
    @Noelsterrr ปีที่แล้ว

    The dude arguing with the gobbage can 💀🤣🤣🤣

  • @captainvanhorn773
    @captainvanhorn773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How we got here in a nutshell, life found a way

  • @rachelmckeeman248
    @rachelmckeeman248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    who's that first woman? i just want to talk...

  • @10packspyscho11
    @10packspyscho11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am not stupid, i am dumb

  • @datatron
    @datatron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which. leads unto life, and few there be that find it. "

  • @alistairmackintosh9412
    @alistairmackintosh9412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wonder if Ted Haggerty ever asked Ray Comfort if he could touch his banana?

  • @kamisama9715
    @kamisama9715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well since the Cavendish banana was created via natural selection you could say that it 'intelligently designed'

    • @MyDuckSaysFucc
      @MyDuckSaysFucc ปีที่แล้ว

      Selective breeding is a man made form of natural selection. However, usually you have to start with something that is already evolved into something useful to use. just give or take 10,000 years and suddenly both the useful animal or plant is a lot more useful, and humans now have a better ability to digest or use it. For example, the ability to easily digest starches and dairy from cattle and other animals.

  • @Evaese
    @Evaese 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "im a doctor"

  • @jonablob117
    @jonablob117 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    It made it all the more better that you brought the FilthyFrank meme music in here. Thank you.

  • @samomileos
    @samomileos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She wants video evidence of evolution.. but not from a talking snake, from unicorns, from noahs ark, from flying jesus

    • @MyDuckSaysFucc
      @MyDuckSaysFucc ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well obviously cause we already know those things are real, duh.

    • @samomileos
      @samomileos ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MyDuckSaysFucc xD bro you outsmarted me .. touchè

  • @jacklakin6667
    @jacklakin6667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why is he lending money to a bin 🤔

  • @kristofftaylovoski60
    @kristofftaylovoski60 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This reminds me of how most returns desk encounters ended at Menards

  • @dhanushshenoy745
    @dhanushshenoy745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The irony that is Mel Gibson

  • @MyDuckSaysFucc
    @MyDuckSaysFucc ปีที่แล้ว

    I really recommend reading the origin of species. It would clear up all these questions you creationist have. Great book!

  • @Mark-ur9ip
    @Mark-ur9ip 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lmao GAWBBAGE

  • @Username-nu8el
    @Username-nu8el ปีที่แล้ว

    "I want evidence"
    *believes in fantasy books*

  • @lecheval5264
    @lecheval5264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Imagine all of the species that ever existed on Earth existing all at once 6000 years ago.
    Also imagine 99.9% of all those species going extinct within those 6000 years.
    Also how the fuck do you fit a pair of each 6 million terrestrial animal species on a boat.
    Please explain.

  • @jameswest8280
    @jameswest8280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There's nothing more annoying that your nose catching fire.

  • @Stinoco
    @Stinoco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ik Christian, and yet I believe that this is stupid. Scientists don’t make all this up. Museums have no false information. All shown there has been deeply studied

  • @Gemini_Woman
    @Gemini_Woman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:25 Don’t Worship Idols

  • @Itsatz0
    @Itsatz0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I find it very hard to reconcile the fact that I am related to this loudmouthed moron.

  • @chaoticneutral7573
    @chaoticneutral7573 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:41 basically what eastern philosophies teaches

  • @user-kf9cx1wl2r
    @user-kf9cx1wl2r 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Who had the video camera to record God creating the heavens and the Earth? Who had the tape recorder to record God saying "let there be light"?
    See, creationists aren't the only ones who can use that line of argument.

  • @Wildman-lc3ur
    @Wildman-lc3ur ปีที่แล้ว

    12:10 only question is
    But what about the little dinosaurs like velociraptor which was the size of a turkey die out and what about compsognathus they were chicken sized did they catch on fire too.

  • @A5traTheSuccubus
    @A5traTheSuccubus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn that Woman makes me so mad.

  • @worldwideweb3610
    @worldwideweb3610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is y i have no hope for humanity. Were too caught up in religion we dont even care about whats going on around us like global warming and pollution.

    • @leximan34
      @leximan34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is the apex of human evolution, here on out we evolve...only backwards

  • @SkyeMcNicholas
    @SkyeMcNicholas 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    He lent money to a "garbage pale' HA

  • @jakegoddard9149
    @jakegoddard9149 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I didn't pay attention to the video whilst writing this comment therefore that section doesn't exist

  • @randomhuman6927
    @randomhuman6927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don't like the United States please get me out of here? Can I get an evac heli! PLEASE SOMEONE SAVE ME!

  • @egglessvegetarianrecipies8868
    @egglessvegetarianrecipies8868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    you don't need to be athesit to belive in science

  • @gabrielfreeman518
    @gabrielfreeman518 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Правды не могу найти в интернете и не только от вас было получено письмо с запросом на подтверждение!

  • @tanvinu248
    @tanvinu248 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Only stupid answers no such thing as stupid questions.

  • @JohnDoe-ty8hq
    @JohnDoe-ty8hq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Its cringe to read the comment you do relize your cringier than they are

  • @ehhhhh596
    @ehhhhh596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Cringe....cringe.....cringe........criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinge

  • @BasicallyMatt
    @BasicallyMatt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why are you so determined to erase religion?

    • @BasicallyMatt
      @BasicallyMatt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Castle Bravo Ok, edgy 16 year old

    • @laserfan17
      @laserfan17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Religion and specially religious fundamentalism is poison to the Intellect of human beings. Every society that turns to fundamentalism of any religion completely reverses most of their progress in almost all areas, becoming totalitarian and dangerous to any ideas opposing it.
      Religions impede progress because they are based on primitive beliefs and superstition, transforming normally rational people into brainless sheep capable of committing atrocities in the name of non-existent things. It affects a person’s capability of thinking rationally and promotes very conservative values typical of more primitive people with tribal mentalities, like: slavery, sexism, genocide, discrimination based on sexual preference and ethnocentrism.

    • @scubasteve7666
      @scubasteve7666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because it's all bullshit

  • @Gericho49
    @Gericho49 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    *Evolution Vs CreationISM* what the debate is really about:-
    One would think from the 20 million google hits that this debate involves fiercely opposing explanations for the same significant events. But this dichotomy is utterly false for the following reasons:
    *1.* Evolution (Darwinian) is merely a theory about how pre-existing lifeforms change, while the latter is broadly defined as a belief that a supernatural reality brought into existence all time, space and matter by an act of freewill.
    *2.* A more accurate title might be a) Evolution Vs Religion b) Evolution Vs Bible. c) atheism Vs fundamentalism
    *3.* Even more specifically, If the cynics are honest, what it’s really about is *Darwinism Vs Genesis.* Their clever strategy is to attack religious fundamentalism and it’s literal young earth / 6 day creation narrative.
    *4.* The latter passages however, according to many scholars may well be allegorical, since we are still in the 7th day of Creation according to Genesis 2:2, Psalm 105 and Hebrews 4.
    *5.* The Bible is not one book, but a library of 66 books written in most literary genre. *What it isn’t, is a book on 20th century science.*
    *6.* As Galileo said _“the Bible teaches us how to go to heaven, not how the heavens go.”_
    *7.* to imply or argue for the scientific acceptability of Darwinian theory by strawmaning a non-scientific religious text is about as tragic and dishonest as it gets. It is a complete non sequitur which suggests there is far more at stake for those who suggest we are merely an insignificant _”bunch of selfish genes living in a world of pitiless indifference.”_
    *8.* According to one honest, atheist and evolutionary biologist, “no matter how counter intuitive or patently absurd its constructs (his science),….materialism is absolute for we cannot allow a divine foot in the door” RC Lewontin _Billions and billions of Demons_ For material evolutionists like Lewontin, allowing for intelligence and design are abhorrent! But these components are EXACTLY what we observe! This is perhaps why Big Bang Cosmologist sir Fred Hoyle conceded, _“A commonsense interpretation of the facts suggests that a superintellect has monkeyed with physics, as well as with chemistry and biology, and that there are no blind forces worth speaking about in nature.”_ Sounds like these concessions by eminent atheists together with numerous other inconsistencies, strongly suggest Darwin's version of evolution is more fantasy than fact.
    *9.* Despite the contempt for Biblical Creation , this theory says nothing about origins. It is merely a blind, bottom up, mindless, unguided process that assumes simple molecules (given an impossible brief), created a very intelligent, conscious moral being like us.
    *10* The only thing these opposing views have in common, is they are both depend on faith-based assumptions One claims, “common ancestor ” the other says everything points to a Common Designer.
    *11.* Fact check: an absolute beginning for all time. Space and matter is actually a religiously neutral statement but has some atheist cosmologists fantasizing about how natural laws or forces created all of nature in the finite past.
    *12.* Let’s cut to the chase: Science, philosophy and religion (Gen 1:1) have to account for the miracle of Creation ex nihilo. A naturalist's worldview is total inept when dealing with a cosmic and chemical evolution. Why should biological evolution be any different?
    *13.* Despite the knockdown claim that “evolution is a fact”, there is much evidence revealed e.g. in the “Evolutionless” series of videos to indicate it is anything but a fact.
    *14* Only within theism do we have the necessary intellectual framework to explain existence from non existence and thus why there is a finite, awe-inspiring, rationally intelligible, abstract law-abiding, life-supporting universe .
    *15.* The real problem is I suggest, not an intellectual one but a moral one. As CS Lewis observed, _“an atheist cant find God for the same reason a thief cant find a policeman.”_
    *16* No matter what your starting worldview is. the above points, confirm a miraculous beginning, inevitably defining us all as creationists!

    • @laserfan17
      @laserfan17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Everything you said is wrong, so much text with so little content. Read a science paper or something.

    • @maxxam3590
      @maxxam3590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So much ignorance...

    • @k.4625
      @k.4625 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amazing how you can say so much but nothing at all