It's Been So Long (Medieval Style)

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  • @Magentium
    @Magentium  ปีที่แล้ว +402

    Also on Spotify/Apple Music!
    open.spotify.com/album/1SpEnhpZujnfQcVVaCxUk8

    • @dannystrong2074
      @dannystrong2074 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      it gives me 'I got no time but it's a war' vibes

    • @LeilaStreams
      @LeilaStreams 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Saving this to my 190 song fnaf playlist!! Save my playlist! Name: Five Nights at Freddy's Songs that I found in freddys hat!!

  • @oleanderkazzy_
    @oleanderkazzy_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10428

    Considering how expensive purple was back in the day, I'd say Purple Guy's a royalty

    • @iisai9109
      @iisai9109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +679

      It was more expensive than gold

    • @yagirljunee
      @yagirljunee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +689

      Oh god, purple guy is now a noble

    • @Sam_Dabboi
      @Sam_Dabboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      hes just dark blue guy

    • @definitelynotagenocider5204
      @definitelynotagenocider5204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      He's one of trophy nobles in medieval stories

    • @ItIsLuna
      @ItIsLuna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I am

  • @randombluepig8905
    @randombluepig8905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14168

    The Purple Piper who used his flute to lure kids into the cave outside the village

  • @KirbyatYT
    @KirbyatYT ปีที่แล้ว +4713

    “‘Tis I”
    -Golden Frederick

    • @SolarEevee
      @SolarEevee 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +294

      @tannerm3865I shall put ye back together

    • @SolarEevee
      @SolarEevee 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +210

      @tannerm3865 the suits of armor in thine castle seem to engage in mischievous activities after nightfalleth

    • @Hand-to-handWombatCombat
      @Hand-to-handWombatCombat 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

      It ith simply astounding to a decree how much a fellow sapien can withhold damage to thine skull without perishing

    • @justamicrowave5297
      @justamicrowave5297 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

      thou shall not partake in the sins of the flesh with the fox.

    • @Colorageous
      @Colorageous 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

      “Thy individual you should not have slain.”

  • @Cola_Sprite
    @Cola_Sprite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10114

    Everybody gangsta till you find a dead child in a knight armor

    • @mirkoruhl9324
      @mirkoruhl9324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +590

      Or inside a scarecrow

    • @ninnikins4768
      @ninnikins4768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Yes

    • @kenya6497
      @kenya6497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      *isekai writers*
      I don't see a problem here

    • @SUPERTRASH_
      @SUPERTRASH_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      omggg😭😭😭

    • @ItIsLuna
      @ItIsLuna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Great idea

  • @3DolersM
    @3DolersM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10027

    purple guy: *murders another child*
    the child: " tis but a scratch"

  • @_what._.
    @_what._. 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1806

    « I tend to return. »
    - William "Mauve Fellow" Afton

    • @JP_VR
      @JP_VR 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

      “Tis I”
      Sir golden fredrickson

    • @Beanzops
      @Beanzops 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      Was that thy chomp of '87?

    • @Sleepless_dave
      @Sleepless_dave 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Of what acquaintance ho, elderly game

    • @joshmarks5789
      @joshmarks5789 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Behold, I hast returned again.

    • @joejoerolltheweed
      @joejoerolltheweed 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "I have a rather high tendency of arriving at my original position after an inconvenience which offsets me from said location"

  • @kriz1541
    @kriz1541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2887

    When thine children keep dying within the local diner of questionably flat bread loaves

    • @golden6743
      @golden6743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      "I SAY, GOOD SIR MINE BREAD IS QUESTIONABLY FLAT!"

    • @vinkhe861
      @vinkhe861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      And thus, as a result of thine unfortunate mishaps, you must ensure that the diner is clear of any lawbreakers during the night hours.

    • @No-yr9rs
      @No-yr9rs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thy*
      (I think.)

    • @omniscientbarebones
      @omniscientbarebones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Don't forget thine grated mozzarella.

    • @hdjfhhjbfjdhjk4256
      @hdjfhhjbfjdhjk4256 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @giannispixelterrariauploads
    @giannispixelterrariauploads 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14150

    medieval? damn, it really has been so long, huh.

  • @Chase_the_Great
    @Chase_the_Great 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2692

    High Priest Marcus L’Piar: “Was that the grasp of teeth originating from thine year of our lord 1187?!?!??!”

    • @Just_a_dork
      @Just_a_dork 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      Underrated comment

    • @jjstarz7383
      @jjstarz7383 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +106

      L’PIAR 😭😭😭

    • @venator_erebus
      @venator_erebus 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      best

    •  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Archbishop is more appropiate, but golden consideration to take upon the wise words of the doctor in order to quote him, my friend.

    • @Cate1st
      @Cate1st 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      I MUST give the highest honor to this commenter in that I have in my possible power

  • @haiduongchau3748
    @haiduongchau3748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6420

    "A story long ago that in a pub, 5 kids was killed by the bartender and stuffed to the scarecrows..."

    • @justacarrot2067
      @justacarrot2067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      *What the fu-*

    • @mattiafa6858
      @mattiafa6858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      XD

    • @dibbingsauce
      @dibbingsauce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Did the scarecrows entertain people? Did people dress up in them?

    • @haruhifujioka5952
      @haruhifujioka5952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      XD lol

    • @starpentagram
      @starpentagram 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@dibbingsauce its just a joke,not a history book oml

  • @sahal8928
    @sahal8928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8255

    Um so.....purple guy is a witch now?

    • @undertale786
      @undertale786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      ha

    • @undertale786
      @undertale786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      it me!

    • @sahal8928
      @sahal8928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@undertale786 oh hey me from another timeline!

    • @SlugOnTub
      @SlugOnTub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Well he is giving life to metal, sooo for the people he is a witch

    • @grimlurker2244
      @grimlurker2244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@SlugOnTub that's sorcery!!

  • @unlucky_grenade5
    @unlucky_grenade5 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +668

    Thy armor equipment tend to get a bit quirky at nightfall.
    -High Noble Phoneth Guy

    • @witha1
      @witha1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      pigeon keeper

    • @SGtheArtist17
      @SGtheArtist17 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      “Good day, new tavern guard
      I am simply sending thy this letter as to assist you in your work of this first night of many.
      I have worked in this position before as well, as a matter of fact, I am finishing up my last night as I write this letter.”

    • @DarthGaming13
      @DarthGaming13 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      "Thine first moon doth never be horrendous," -Sir Markius Plilius, 1187, right before his execution

    • @normanking-py7lj
      @normanking-py7lj 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thy purple piper lured thine children into Frederick fazingtons bread tavern with his joyful melodies and bread before stuffing them in thy stuffed taxidermy bear, sir Fredrick fazington, sir bonford of bunnsville , foxington thy king of pirates and who could forget thine queen Chicad of chickland. Thy purple pipers punishment was to be cast into one of the animals he stuffed oh so long ago, of course I speak of springland bonford of sir Fredrickford bearingtons homely tavern , of course thy purple piper was confined to his taxidermy rabbit for decades, until thine purple pipers business partner henryton emilford opened sir fazingtons frights as thy springland bonford made his new debut just to be burned to a crisp within the full moon during a fire at sir fazingtons frights, although be it that springland bonford returns we now have sir tavern star fredrickford fazingston who is not taxidermy but is made of armour who is made of the finest new technology, which is leather of course, such fine leather indeed, hopeful no mischief and Tom foolery will happen again in this new sir fredrickford fazingtons

  • @Jafezy_JD
    @Jafezy_JD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3908

    Purple Guy goes back in time and accidentally killed his ancestors.

    • @DJ_yzefaJ
      @DJ_yzefaJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Wait, why is my hands fading?

    • @christianoclarit1727
      @christianoclarit1727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@DJ_yzefaJ *MR STARK, I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD*

    • @Jafezy_JD
      @Jafezy_JD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@rayennouira7676 He's stuck in a loop

    • @Jafezy_JD
      @Jafezy_JD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@rayennouira7676 Yeah, I can't believe his father was a son from a father who wore purple and killed many children, should we help him?

    • @tardistem1142
      @tardistem1142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Erased.. from existence...

  • @Incognito-co6og
    @Incognito-co6og 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5976

    This comfirms how old william afton is on the series.

    • @alilordoftheskies5079
      @alilordoftheskies5079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Old as balls

    • @lgbtqiarights
      @lgbtqiarights 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      he could potentially be over 60 in the series

    • @imreallyweirdlolololo139
      @imreallyweirdlolololo139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@lgbtqiarights I think he is 60

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      This video definitely shows that he's at least over 60

    • @wacko5914
      @wacko5914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He always comes back

  • @hsfox2792
    @hsfox2792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3930

    _Everybody's gangsta till Will Afton start appearing in history books._

    • @273dum2
      @273dum2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      When you follow the king's jester to the safeth roometh of the castle

    • @therealboomshlamian700
      @therealboomshlamian700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      He fount away to time travel in his spring bonnie suit now he will never get caught and kill the kings children

    • @273dum2
      @273dum2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@therealboomshlamian700 ball pit intensifies

    • @therealboomshlamian700
      @therealboomshlamian700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And then you turn into dust

    • @Weird0_815
      @Weird0_815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yes and when u read it in class me and the boys " START SINGING ITS BEEN SO LONG"

  • @Maepl_syrup
    @Maepl_syrup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1969

    Did you know that purple is a color of Royalty? Now I see why he's purple.

    • @keiyoros
      @keiyoros 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      *Suprised pikachu face*

    • @garf5484
      @garf5484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Really? Always thought it was orange

    • @pretzel_zzzp8919
      @pretzel_zzzp8919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought purple was like a colour of mystery but that sounds right xD

    • @Maepl_syrup
      @Maepl_syrup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Lunara344 Well I think he owned the place, but I may be wrong. I may need to go check up on fnaf again.

    • @alilordoftheskies5079
      @alilordoftheskies5079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Maepl_syrup He was the business half of the company, I believe

  • @thechocolateshoefiles9259
    @thechocolateshoefiles9259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1059

    When a evil Prince murders local peasant children and stuffs them in suits of armour

    • @expiredbaguette4233
      @expiredbaguette4233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Massacre?

    • @Gendor64
      @Gendor64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The Man Behind The Slaughter good joke old sport, we all know you've been here before the dinosaurs.

    • @NathanP4rk
      @NathanP4rk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait, more than the queen?

    • @dylanzlol7293
      @dylanzlol7293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i imagine something like this happened in the medieval times but never was written and we never knew that.

    • @Anotheruser229
      @Anotheruser229 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ItIsLuna heh

  • @kerfunkode9903
    @kerfunkode9903 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    As many have guessed, this is indeed the
    musical interlude that plays when your lanterns
    are extinguished in the first entry in the iconic
    fear-inducing stageplay series, Five Sequential
    Evenings at Sir Frederick Fitzgerald
    Fazbearington's Abode.

    • @aarushbaviskar2285
      @aarushbaviskar2285 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Good shit

    • @NottSaying
      @NottSaying 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      keep thy lanterns lit

    • @robertperry934
      @robertperry934 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wait which toredo march video did you get this comment from I’ve been looking for it everywhere

    • @robindabank9062
      @robindabank9062 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@robertperry934If i could hazard a guess it might be the Musical Box version of Toreador March

    • @starriekitsune
      @starriekitsune 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      LOL

  • @eddietuite732
    @eddietuite732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1222

    Ivan the Terrible when he killed his son

    • @introvertedwrytard1594
      @introvertedwrytard1594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Wait a minute. Are you talking about Ivan the 4th? If so, I wonder why do you call him "terrible"? "Грозный" Is more like "formidable" or maybe "fearsome"

    • @alexandranikou
      @alexandranikou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      this is so funny why doesn’t it have more likes

    • @anomaly5o5
      @anomaly5o5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Fortress of faith nice reference

    • @TheAnalatheist
      @TheAnalatheist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Introverted Wrytard Terrible is supposed to mean that too, but is misunderstood.

    • @thecheeseyfork5919
      @thecheeseyfork5919 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      wut is ur pfp lol

  • @Exceperojo
    @Exceperojo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4730

    This would be the theme of an evil king in a movie

    • @achairwithinternetaccess996
      @achairwithinternetaccess996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      The king behind the slaving confirmed?

    • @koimeme
      @koimeme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      The monarch behind the kingdom

    • @JasonPegasus
      @JasonPegasus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Lol, you are a slime boom

    • @nazantug8743
      @nazantug8743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nah

    • @Exceperojo
      @Exceperojo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@JasonPegasus yeah, i'm pretty addicted to slime rancher so...

  • @circa2OO7
    @circa2OO7 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    "Great heavens! Was that the fierce chomp of 1287?" - Duke Markus Plier of Elderglen

  • @weronikas7983
    @weronikas7983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1547

    T'has been a while
    Since last hath I seen my son,
    Lost to this monster
    The knight behind the slaughter

    • @precypurlas6688
      @precypurlas6688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Should have been The thief behind the slaughter or Dragon behind the slaughter coz monster?

    • @cadenthecadburyengine8198
      @cadenthecadburyengine8198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I would think The Warlock Behind the Slaughter

    • @aspirer4017
      @aspirer4017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@precypurlas6688 They still called terrible people monsters back then, also Monster is not literal in the song, it's more like This terrible piece of crap that has human skin feeling.

    • @SlugOnTub
      @SlugOnTub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      nah fam it's the rat behind the plague

    • @ComeforthchildofmanandDIE
      @ComeforthchildofmanandDIE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yuki Dreemmur gacha is illegal

  • @rebbecawitt581
    @rebbecawitt581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +905

    Is purple guy actually immortal and he was killing kids since the middle ages? Would sure explains why he always comes back...

    • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
      @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      DON'T TELL ÞEM!

    • @flandrescarlet8967
      @flandrescarlet8967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 yell who, MatPat?

    • @zvanwyk
      @zvanwyk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      But that’s just a theory a game theory

    • @therearefederalagentsoutsi9187
      @therearefederalagentsoutsi9187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yes William is an immortal being, he might as well be an scp

    • @rebbecawitt581
      @rebbecawitt581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@therearefederalagentsoutsi9187 I'm sure he's behind half of it.

  • @stargazer-elite
    @stargazer-elite ปีที่แล้ว +717

    Sir Henry and Sir William owned a canteen named Sir Fredrick Fazbear’s pastry’s.
    The canteen had 4 trained animals that would perform for guests. There was a bear named Sir Fredrick as the name of the canteen and the three others were a bunny named Sir Bon Bartholomew, a chicken named Madame Chica and a Fox named Foxtrot which for some peculiar reason was a pirate.
    There was also two fur coats of another bear and bunny they were dyed yellow their names were Sir Ferdinand Von Bernard and Sir Bon Benjamin.
    One day seemingly out of jealousy for his partner Sir William lead five children into the back room of the canteen while wearing Sir Bon Benjamin. He slayed all five of them and fed four of them to the animals and one he put into Sir. Ferdinand Von Bernard. When the local knights arrived they found no trace of the children. Soon after the incident the canteen was shut down and the four animals started acting different at night they would roam the canteen and Sir Ferdinand Von Bernard started disappearing from time to time.
    Sir Henry noticed this and wrote a letter to the king asking if a knight could guard the canteen at night after the animals started acting strange. The king agreed and a knight was sent. Funnily enough the knight none other than was Sir Michael the son of Sir William.
    Sir William wasn’t seen again after that little did the kingdom know he had just undergone a magical transformation into a monster. One night Sir William went back to the shut down canteen only to be met by the four animals and Sir Ferdinand Von Bernard. It was the spirits of the children they came back to haunt him. In a quick attempt to scare them he put on Sir Bon Benjamin but the material used to sow the fur together tightened around him. As he was being strangled by strings he cried out in agony and begged for help. Soon the screams stopped. The five spirits were let free and the animals began to act normal again. But one of them refused to rest.
    Sir William would be left in that room for three decades and when Sir Henry and Sir Michael had forgotten almost all about him they were given a message. It said “Sir Fredrick Fazbears frightening thriller opening this week” someone was trying to make a quick bit of coins off the horror of their friend and father. Sir Michael went to become the Knight guard when he arrived the second night he noticed something. It was Sir Bon Benjamin but he looked rotten and there was a corpse inside. How could it be walking it was just a fur coat. No it was his father Sir William.
    Eventually Sir Michael burned the place down in hopes of putting his father down for good this time he knew it was him that slayed the children three decades ago. But as he walked away from the burning building, he could have sworn he heard someone say “I shall forever return” Sir Michael left with a uneasy feeling that night.
    The end I’m not typing the entire thing lol

    • @TheRealLenin
      @TheRealLenin 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      Good story 10/10

    • @Mx.muffin
      @Mx.muffin 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      This sounds like some Brother's Grimm story

    • @ggyt1234
      @ggyt1234 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Sir Fredbear Don't You Mean SIR FERDINAND VON BENARD

    • @druhproductions
      @druhproductions 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      BRAVO SIR!! BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *crying during a standing ovation*

    • @toyota86s
      @toyota86s 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      I mean, that was a big portion of it, only 17 more chapters, 38 tomes and 6 series left

  • @oceanman7176
    @oceanman7176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +857

    The Purple Piper lured the childr’n to thy tavern and ensouled thee in suits of armour, unbeknownst that they would rise again

    • @samhyde3414
      @samhyde3414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ._.
      u copied my man

    • @niono1587
      @niono1587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nah

    • @sunkalish3390
      @sunkalish3390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dam not gonna lie this is better told than the first

    • @mojo607
      @mojo607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Purple pipe

    • @sunkalish3390
      @sunkalish3390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *WEED SONG PLAYS INTENSELY*

  • @GS-hz4yv
    @GS-hz4yv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2367

    Bruh FNAF was probably a play back then or something. Ironically, the animatronics were probably puppets.

  • @ToastBehindBeans
    @ToastBehindBeans 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +145

    "Thy armor stand does get abit bizzare during dark"

    • @mrfrog0913
      @mrfrog0913 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      *duth get a bit

    • @AlessioRizzi-g3c
      @AlessioRizzi-g3c 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The armor stand: OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE

    • @maxwellquipey1
      @maxwellquipey1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "stand" "bizarre"

  • @ProfSpiffy
    @ProfSpiffy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    When some dude with a flute starts to lure children

  • @baitornot4697
    @baitornot4697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5898

    “Holy shit kid, don’t go near that dude, he’s the man behind the slaughter bro!”
    -Sun Tzu The art of war.

    • @jamespilgrim3774
      @jamespilgrim3774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I want to do something clever with the tf2 soldier and this, but I can think of anything
      Any ideas?

    • @kaptainkrafter4130
      @kaptainkrafter4130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      As someone who has read most of his book, can confirm that quote is probably in there somewhere

    • @justwoosh
      @justwoosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      "Bruh you kill children, thats pretty cringe bro"
      -Sun Tzu, The Art of Meme

    • @LaboLad
      @LaboLad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      William Afton said that. And I think he knows a little more about slaughtering than YOU do, pal, because he invented it!

    • @_Content-Deleted_
      @_Content-Deleted_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      James Pilgrim Don’t do it with the Soldier. Do it with Demoman. You know that one map of the castle? Yeah and why Demoman? Because Demoknight if you know what I’m saying (and his crazy sword charge. Just imagine him charging at kids to murder them)

  • @benjaminalbright9379
    @benjaminalbright9379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Markithplier: Wast yond the biteth of 87??!!

    • @kortne991
      @kortne991 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This deserves more likes ngl

    • @ihavespoken9871
      @ihavespoken9871 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tis was actually the bite of 1187

    • @joeypickering5273
      @joeypickering5273 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Was that thy olde grasp of teeth of 1187, I say!

    • @AlessioRizzi-g3c
      @AlessioRizzi-g3c 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *Was Thath

  • @thebigcivil776
    @thebigcivil776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    When thine iron golem gets possessed by a child’s spirit

    • @No-yr9rs
      @No-yr9rs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want not to be the guy of wich is that but...
      thy*

    • @AlessioRizzi-g3c
      @AlessioRizzi-g3c 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Iron Golem? Broooooo nostalgia. Before my FNAF phase i was obsessed by Minecraft

  • @lupinsredjacket3191
    @lupinsredjacket3191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1869

    Ahh, yes.
    Sir William of Afton.
    The rogue knight of the Kingdom of Fazbear who parteth ways from glory.
    T'was a tragic tale,
    For he served the late, but noble, King Henry.
    However, all wasn't meant to be...
    For it was upon that fateful day, tragedy strucketh, the Kingdom of Fazbear shaken to it's core...
    Five young knaves had been slain that day.
    The slewn young fools had seeketh revenge upon their murderer after having been reborn as creatures of the forest, thanks to thee magical enchantments of the Great Wizard Cawthon.
    Traversing the verdant hills of England, the merry crew had faced many challenges. Hopelessness, despair, anger, and sadness, they all felt.
    Luckily, the five murdered young knaves had exacted their revenge upon the unlucky bloke; as the Great Wizard Cawthon had cast a spell upon Sir William to turn him into a golden hare as punishment for his evil deeds.
    And that, my children, is the story of Sir William of Afton.

    • @pickledpickle5254
      @pickledpickle5254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      That guy in the picture is The leader of the Norman-French army is 1066 AD

    • @pickledpickle5254
      @pickledpickle5254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      And the funny thing is, his name was William. who else’s name is william? PURPLE GUY

    • @sittiyarrianneibanez1210
      @sittiyarrianneibanez1210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Well maybe the rouge knight William was running from the slain and put on cursed golden armour to defend himself but the cursed golden armour crushed him inside with spikes

    • @inktonythekaonashigaster6631
      @inktonythekaonashigaster6631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Lest one forget the curse, that Sir William of Afton would continue his reign of terror upon those foolish enough to stumble upon the sacred woods.

    • @PhantomAyz
      @PhantomAyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This comment is underrated

  • @pendragon.-.
    @pendragon.-. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    *I love how the intro beat was an blacksmith and his hammer*

  • @theriolulad4808
    @theriolulad4808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    "A magic, time traveling ball-pit."
    Pardon?

    • @SlugOnTub
      @SlugOnTub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      read the books then you will understand it

    • @tessabakker662
      @tessabakker662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fazbear Frights #1

    • @dibbingsauce
      @dibbingsauce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *into thine pit*

    • @Nate-tx9fp
      @Nate-tx9fp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      D ib *which pit*

    • @iforgot303
      @iforgot303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is no wonder why an adaptation to such an excellent piece of music has been uncovered from a time centuries prior to the assumed released date. One might ponder upon such a situation. Could it truly be connected to the ball pit, or was the melody so powerful that it was destined to return. If the former is true then perhaps we might be able to utilise the ball pit for better deeds.

  • @assassinshark2455
    @assassinshark2455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    Springlock in the middle ages.
    Purple Man: I'M MELTING!

    • @Nacho-ms2pw
      @Nacho-ms2pw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      purple man is oh yeah woo yeah returned in his true form

    • @happygamer_18
      @happygamer_18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And then he just comes back as.. a uh melted abomination?

    • @tibiplague7727
      @tibiplague7727 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Assassin Shark nah purple man stuffed them into scarecrows

  • @sonicsora22
    @sonicsora22 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    “No matter the fate befalling my person, I shall forever return anon!” -Sir William of Affinton

  • @alexeiisgonee
    @alexeiisgonee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    Imagine William Afton
    *But he's in medieval France.*

  • @sam4gaming135
    @sam4gaming135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    Polio when it sees un-vaccinated kids

    • @Gambler4067
      @Gambler4067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐
      🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐
      🛐⬜⬛🛐⬜⬛🛐
      🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐
      🛐🛐⬛⬛⬛🛐🛐
      🛐🛐🛐⬛🛐🛐🛐

    • @hazclub1
      @hazclub1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Gambler4067 how dare that only have one like. The second one is by me~

    • @hazclub1
      @hazclub1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
      🟪⬜⬛🟪🟪⬜⬛🟪
      🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
      🟪⬛🟪🟪🟪🟪⬛🟪
      🟪🟪⬛⬛⬛⬛🟪🟪
      🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
      The Emojis behind the Slaughter

    • @3173_Delta
      @3173_Delta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
      ⬜⬛🟪⬜⬛
      🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
      ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
      🟪⬛⬛⬛🟪

    • @revly8317
      @revly8317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      . 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
      🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
      ⬜⬛⬛🟪⬜⬛⬛🟪🟪
      ⬜⬛⬛🟪⬜⬛⬛🟪🟪
      🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
      ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟪
      🟪⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟪🟪
      🟪⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟪🟪
      . 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪

  • @Poseidonyoyo
    @Poseidonyoyo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    "I do say, the automnal beasts do seem to function differently at nightfall" - Message Lad, 1583

  • @russkatherealoriginal6904
    @russkatherealoriginal6904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    When the Knight armors start moving and you see a noble wearing purple.

    • @spittyjr.2181
      @spittyjr.2181 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Funny thing is, purple was actually only for nobles in medieval times because it was expensive to make purple clothing.

  • @camillaea1182
    @camillaea1182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    My history teacher: does anyone know a medieval song??
    Me:

    • @elioself9037
      @elioself9037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      nobody does know one though... literally nobody

    • @anti-animeaktion8254
      @anti-animeaktion8254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Elio Self I mean there are a bunch of church songs that were sung in medieval times and are sung today so people know medieval songs

    • @womp-womp-
      @womp-womp- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anti-animeaktion8254 yeah, that perosn kinda dum-

    • @samsonrules855
      @samsonrules855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Most medieval music that is recorded now are forms of gregorian chants, or their harmonized forms, called parallel or drone organums. You don't find most of those in churches nowadays, you find music from renaissance and baroque more modernly cuz they were better recorded, but medieval music wasnt very documented during that time period. Most people don't know specifics from medieval times, and similarly like this video, will call the music styles (moreso the instrumentation) medieval, not knowing the time periods of music history.
      Also elio self- i know a piece from medieval time period. Gaudette is a medieval piece that was a parallel organum.

    • @Kazuyuki33
      @Kazuyuki33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@elioself9037 saaalveeee...
      *REEEeeeEEegiiIInaaaa*

  • @Jared_Smith_99
    @Jared_Smith_99 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    WE MAKIN IT OUT OF THE TAVERN WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @kannathedragon7625
    @kannathedragon7625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1264

    When Afton actually comes back after getting springlocked :
    "Tis but a scratch"

    • @MomToDRS
      @MomToDRS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I get the reference!

    • @FrenZyMusicReal
      @FrenZyMusicReal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MomToDRS lol me too!

    • @dapope8152
      @dapope8152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @iantran8595
      @iantran8595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ey my good man, ‘tis not a scratch, thou art bleeding out thine Chest, unbeknownst to thou might perish.

    • @teddybearkiller5271
      @teddybearkiller5271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What behind the yellow rabbit?

  • @alechome8021
    @alechome8021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Imagine sitting on your throne, chalice full of the finest wine in all the highlands in your hand, your beautiful wife sitting beside you and your children merrily play with the jesters, all while looking over a prosperous kingdom and listening to your personal orchestra playing this.

    • @xxxswegmachinexxx4257
      @xxxswegmachinexxx4257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I wouldn’t trust your kids with that jester

    • @5upertnt_ng73
      @5upertnt_ng73 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      ​@@xxxswegmachinexxx4257 especially if they wear purple

  • @RoundBear-re9kd
    @RoundBear-re9kd 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    "Thy shall witness mine return."
    -Sir William of Hurricane

  • @rosiegamez2722
    @rosiegamez2722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    In the Whiterun Inn...
    × May I make a request?
    "I'll play it if I know it."
    × It's Been So Long
    "Ah, a classic."

    • @jasonhood8592
      @jasonhood8592 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      O: Good lordeth, why does THAT have to be playedeth as if the moment. I'm trying to forgeteth about the tragedy of 89th my good fellows in shining armour

  • @RamielEdits
    @RamielEdits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    I once looked up purple guy on Google and it said "Google would like to know your location"
    *im scared*

    • @epicmickeyfan5
      @epicmickeyfan5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The man behind the slaughter....and now you.

    • @V10ookk
      @V10ookk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Why would it say that-

    • @virusmark458
      @virusmark458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oof

    • @joacocrabtime1032
      @joacocrabtime1032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How

    • @edwardjocson344
      @edwardjocson344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Keegstar, He is coming for you **_NEXT_*

  • @thecowboybebop2071
    @thecowboybebop2071 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    *This indeed is the musical interlude that plays while you spend 5 sequential evenings at Sir Frederick Fazbearington’s Fine Dining*

  • @zackozga2411
    @zackozga2411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    A mysterious knight clad in purple came into town one day, slaying the young peasants and hiding the bodies inside of scarecrows.

  • @Lulu-pv2yc
    @Lulu-pv2yc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    The knight behind the slaughter
    The man behind the execution
    The devil behind the worship
    The priest behind the sin
    The witch behind the craft

    • @Miharbii9
      @Miharbii9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      this really was a mine craft

    • @anuszbizsergetokommentek2171
      @anuszbizsergetokommentek2171 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gilles de Rais was the man behind the slaughter.

    • @heythere4199
      @heythere4199 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The Black behind the Smith (not meant to offend anyone)

    • @msdsubki
      @msdsubki ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The rook behind the sacrifice
      The pawn behind the promotion
      The bishop behind the sniping

    • @joysonvincholas7108
      @joysonvincholas7108 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@msdsubki horse behind the samurai

  • @Woomyster
    @Woomyster 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    “Thy armor sets tend to become rather mischievous as the moon rises” -Sir Scrollmen

  • @crest3979
    @crest3979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Story time !
    The queen has a son. The son was tricked into the forest and killed by the purple assassin, now the queen wants to revive her son. By doing so she's cursed as a scarecrow to revive her son into a Knights armor

  • @storytimefoxy
    @storytimefoxy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    For some reason my mind pictured the purple guy in a medieval princess dress

  • @arcticphobia
    @arcticphobia 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The suits of armour tend to get a bit rambunctious during the dark hours
    -Pigeon Carrier guy

  • @lettuceortomatoes6175
    @lettuceortomatoes6175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +909

    Me: * trying so hard to not get sucked back in my fnaf phase *
    The video: *Imma end this whole mans career*

    • @HullsColby
      @HullsColby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I hated the fnaf fandom with a passion, the kids that goes to my Google plus just to send hate comments and me replying they're gay before deleting them, the unending songs of the man behind the slaughter and die in a fire, the people who only played the fnaf games because they think jump scares is horror, those were the days.
      Now I'm a better man, I learned not to enter such shitty communities, fnaf helped me to learn on not what to do in life and now it's coming back to haunt me.

    • @lettuceortomatoes6175
      @lettuceortomatoes6175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@HullsColby tbh the kids wasted their time sending hate comments to u also nice reply to their hate comments

    • @goldegreen
      @goldegreen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      mask todoroki
      mask todoroki

    • @lettuceortomatoes6175
      @lettuceortomatoes6175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@goldegreen hes prepared for corona

    • @HullsColby
      @HullsColby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lettuceortomatoes6175 Everyone needs to prepare, specially for *season 5 baby!*

  • @masteryoda6010
    @masteryoda6010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Purple man: murders child
    Internet: funniest stuff I’ve ever seen

  • @NorðmaðrFráNoregi
    @NorðmaðrFráNoregi 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    *Vikings when they see an innocent Anglo-Saxon village with children*

  • @milkman4640
    @milkman4640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Children: exists.
    Purple guy: execute them!

  • @CHKNSkratch
    @CHKNSkratch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    I wonder if the people of medieval times would consider this a bop

    • @sendprunes6801
      @sendprunes6801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      They would

    • @moedictatornoriega8475
      @moedictatornoriega8475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      this doesnt need an answer

    • @pawpatrolonaroll
      @pawpatrolonaroll ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Anyone would consider this a bop.

    • @dylanisntvibing
      @dylanisntvibing ปีที่แล้ว +41

      They'd probably be confused on what the lyrics meant. What if we told them it's from a 2014 video game? Would they be even more confused?

    • @Aaadapro
      @Aaadapro ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ​@@dylanisntvibingI mean ofc because how tf could they know what a video game was

  • @MaccyCheeze
    @MaccyCheeze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    1:07 this part slaps

  • @Le_Sploingus
    @Le_Sploingus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Remember, medieval is now a genre type thanks to these guys

  • @toneblocc
    @toneblocc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    it's been so long
    since i have last seen this music style

    • @robertjjbced
      @robertjjbced 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lost to the sea of darkness

    • @purple_pancakes4853
      @purple_pancakes4853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      To This Scarecrow Behind The Hay Bale

  • @The_Red_Spy_TF2
    @The_Red_Spy_TF2 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Long ago, in Fredrick Fazington III's Castle, V children were taken from the dining hall to the wine cellar, where they were mudered, their bodies being hidden in the spare suits of armor.

  • @br4ss_crusader973
    @br4ss_crusader973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    2015: man behind the slaughter
    2020: medival man behind the slaughter

    • @omdano6432
      @omdano6432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2015:man behind the slaughter
      1765:medieval man behind the slaughter

    • @ohno778
      @ohno778 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kinda ironic

  • @log4n637
    @log4n637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I know not what i was thinking
    leaving mine child behind
    now i suffer the beshrew
    knowing now i am seel
    with all this spleen, guilt and sadness
    coming to haunt me forever
    I't wait for the cliff at the end of the river
    is this revenge i am seeking
    or seeking some one to avenge me
    stuck 'i mine own paradox
    i desire set myself free
    haply myself should chase and find
    ere they shall try to forbear it
    it won't be long ere I shall become a puppet
    'tis been so long
    since i last hast seen mine son
    lost to this monster
    to the man behind the slaughter
    since thou've been gone
    i've been singing this stupid song
    so i could ponder
    the sanity of thy mother
    i would i lived 'i the present
    with the gift of mine past mistakes
    yet the future keeps luring 'i as a pack of snakes
    thy sweet little…

    • @Amongusaurus
      @Amongusaurus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amazing but it lacks the old english sounding pronouns

    • @Inky.64
      @Inky.64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      eyes thy smile tis all I remember.

  • @CheeseOnFire0219
    @CheeseOnFire0219 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "I shall return back to this wicked land!"
    -St. William Afton I

  • @nonexistantman5797
    @nonexistantman5797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    *imagine how amazing music would be if we did have this in the medieval times*

  • @gameproplays5016
    @gameproplays5016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    This would’ve actually been a hit at the pub about 500 years ago

  • @catco123
    @catco123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    that one kid who survived:
    *Tis’ but a scratch.*

  • @astralnerp9611
    @astralnerp9611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I can just imagine Lord Farquad getting into the feels listening to this

  • @dumpy5266
    @dumpy5266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    16 SECONDS
    WITCH BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER

  • @fibecheee
    @fibecheee 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Everyone a knight until thou find thyself entrapped inside the springed armor

  • @esthertanga7980
    @esthertanga7980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    This is what people in the future will hear when they listen to 2020's music
    Edit: it's not a lot but I appreciate the 58 likes guys thank youu
    Edit: why are people still liking this comment

  • @Ruinbornaftonalwayscomesback
    @Ruinbornaftonalwayscomesback 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “I shalt always come forth!”
    -ruinborn afton

  • @SquillyBR
    @SquillyBR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    It's been so long
    Since I have seen my king
    To the witch behind the slaughter

    • @pickledpickle5254
      @pickledpickle5254 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The thing thats funny is, That guy in the picture is from the battle of Hastings a medieval battle against The duke of normandy, a English army, And you guessed it, THE NORMAN FRENCH ARMY OF WILLIAM! Remember whos name is William? purple guy. So many people in the comments think its a witch lmao

  • @josekaram692
    @josekaram692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Scott: introduces time machine
    The fandom:

  • @Joopitor
    @Joopitor 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “Hark! T’was that the Nibble of 1187?” - Sir Marcus Plier VI

  • @chris6098
    @chris6098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    Me: **Is trying to enjoying this song**
    My bro: **Wears a purple guy outfit and crashed my door**
    My door: I have been slaughtered by the man behind the basement

    • @sepzli0n
      @sepzli0n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is Purple guy outfit looks like pink guy? If yes it will be bruh moment

    • @chris6098
      @chris6098 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sepzli0n still purple, weird tbh

    • @BlueCreatesKun
      @BlueCreatesKun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I guess before he crashed the door he was the man behind the door

    • @Flowerboblo
      @Flowerboblo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This comment makes me mad

    • @moyashiishi
      @moyashiishi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ARobloxPlayer || it's for "comically" purposes even though the joke wasn't funny

  • @sanstimus_pr1m344
    @sanstimus_pr1m344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    *Tis the man behind ye slaughter*

  • @fartpoop5953
    @fartpoop5953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "A' though for whomst may be concerned, the sh' adows are wait-ing for you."
    - Henry

  • @bixqa
    @bixqa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    A guy called Deimoss had the theory that what William had in his hand was a magic wand... Well, no but actually yes

  • @thedimondtimbs7297
    @thedimondtimbs7297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    when you send your children to the bard in purple and you see him pull a knife

  • @BrittaniaRuleDaWaves
    @BrittaniaRuleDaWaves 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    In 1078, Sir Henryson and Sir William opened a pantry delightfully named 'Frederick Fazearington were the young'th ones can eat flat bread, play'th with each other and watch the jesters perform

  • @annsh.6487
    @annsh.6487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    This is a very cozy, aesthetic song. I love how relaxing all those medieval covers are. Keep up the good work!

  • @solar1048
    @solar1048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    A significant amount of time has passed since the last viewing of my male offspring.

  • @TheMaskedGermanMechanic
    @TheMaskedGermanMechanic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Man .... what a banger. Never thought that a different version of a song could be this awesome.

  • @homemadebasicproduct
    @homemadebasicproduct 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    The people that disliked are witches of the modern era that got outshined by the witch behind the slaughter.

    • @pickledpickle5254
      @pickledpickle5254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The thing thats funny is, That guy in the picture is from the battle of Hastings a medieval battle against The duke of normandy, a English army, And you guessed it, THE NORMAN FRENCH ARMY OF WILLIAM! Remember whos name is William??? PURPLE GUY ! cool easter egg creator of this song. LIKE THIS SO OTHER PEOPLE CAN SEE IT.

    • @pickledpickle5254
      @pickledpickle5254 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its not a witch

    • @pickledpickle5254
      @pickledpickle5254 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is William Of the Norman- French army back in 1010 bc

    • @pickledpickle5254
      @pickledpickle5254 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i meant 1066 AD

    • @turkihadadi5092
      @turkihadadi5092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pickledpickle5254 dude it's just a joke

  • @hiddensaltshaker1662
    @hiddensaltshaker1662 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING
    LEAVING MY SERF BEHIND
    NOW I SUFFER THE CURSE
    AND MY CROPS DIED

  • @princeoftara7091
    @princeoftara7091 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I ponder what presence finds itself in that Iron maiden suit. Then again, a few of those mysteriums tend to be layed aside whilst yet to be unrolled.

  • @c4kes99
    @c4kes99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Indeed, smart peasant. My actions are being recorded since the time when gentlemen and ladies didn't even grasp the full idea of what a soap was but were absolutely entertained by mere big puppets. Ah! Such times, the lack of mechanical technology made things more magic although I would have been burned by stating this. However, toddler peasants, no matter what time it is, are incredible easy to fool.
    -Signed by : The Purpureous Man

  • @zainalabedeenalsaadi7201
    @zainalabedeenalsaadi7201 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    “The automatons here do develop a capricious disposition come nightfall.”

  • @commenter03162
    @commenter03162 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “At the ende, I shal seye that this is but a theorye. A game theorye! Thanke ye for watching.”
    -St. Matthew Patragon

  • @randomladdoingsomething
    @randomladdoingsomething 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "i proclaim that this wretched event was infact the bite of 87!" - markus L plier

  • @bubble7959
    @bubble7959 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He always come
    He never die

  • @Wezly-i7t
    @Wezly-i7t 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    As the Freddy gang finally hade made the purple guy fall they asked "are you the purple guy cuz your purple or are you purple cuz you are the purple guy" then he said "domain expansion bite of 87" and so in the next 0:06 minets and 12 seconds "he affectively can always come back"🔥🔥

    • @PestoPizza22
      @PestoPizza22 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      what?

    • @thedarkbandit580
      @thedarkbandit580 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@PestoPizza22yes, i agree. *What?*

    • @PestoPizza22
      @PestoPizza22 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thedarkbandit580 idk bro

    • @rostislavsverediuk8267
      @rostislavsverediuk8267 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Did you make up it by yourself?

    • @teemu4040
      @teemu4040 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I think this guy is about 10 years too young for TH-cam

  • @66slkeimv62
    @66slkeimv62 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    *I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW GOOD THIS IS*

  • @Plone890
    @Plone890 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It hath taken quite the eternity

  • @jimmilton1308
    @jimmilton1308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The five knights when they go to freddys or something idk i didnt read the book

  • @FixedKarma
    @FixedKarma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I don’t know what I was thinking
    Leaving my child behind
    Now I suffer the curse and now I am blind
    With all this anger, guilt, and sadness
    Coming to haunt me forever
    I can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river
    [Pre-Chorus]
    Is this revenge I am seeking?
    Or seeking someone to avenge me?
    Stuck in my own paradox, I wanna set myself free
    Maybe I should chase and find
    Before they'll try to stop it
    It won't be long before I'll become a puppet
    [Chorus]
    It's been so long
    Since I last have seen my son
    Lost to this monster
    To the man behind the slaughter
    Since you've been gone
    I've been singing this stupid song
    So I could ponder
    The sanity of your mother
    [Verse 2]
    I wish I lived in the present
    With the gift of my past mistakes
    But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes
    Your sweet little eyes, your little smile is all I remember
    Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper
    [Pre-Chorus]
    Justification is killing me, but killing isn't justified
    What happened to my son? I'm terrified
    It lingers in my mind and the thought keeps on getting bigger
    I'm sorry, my sweet baby, I wish I'd been there
    [Chorus]
    It's been so long
    Since I last have seen my son
    Lost to this monster
    To the man behind the slaughter
    Since you've been gone
    I've been singing this stupid song
    So I could ponder
    The sanity of your mother