“Introducing the iPen, our brand new pen that lets you write effortlessly; and for a paid subscription you can draw art with it, and make it compatible with touchscreen.” “Ah shit it broke.”
@@sb10834it's sad to some of us. I think it's despicable a company could do that crap. Can't wait for them to fall apart. But humor is a way to cope and honestly i see no issue
@@evoli_nerd yeah, I just realized that because I went back into my old videos and my friend started to sing the same song as a copyright joke but I never got copyrighted for it
Kermit accidently wrote his own name there , but didn't die 💀💀 Edit: Bro HOW DID I BECOME FAMOUS IN THE COMMENTS SO MUCH 😭 it's my first time tysm guys!!
I love how in the submarine the owner of the submarine is was there. For people that r wondering what happened: 1. Watch the news 2. So basically 5 people when in a submarine to see the titanic. Suddenly their sub got lost and there was a big search for it; turns out the sub imploded. Funniest part is, the owner of the submarine was there. 😂
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What do you want to see Kermit do next? 😂 this was fan-suggested
Goes to zoo
I want to see Kermit go up to strangers and ask them questions! Like the meaning of life! ❤😂❤😂🎉🎉
Kermit has an actual bath for the first time
Going to McDonald's
Do a part 2 and kill elmo
Kermit's now "The Sock Killer"
"The Sockerial Killer"
The Paper
@KermitVR._.Hi kill Elmo or miss piggy
Roxy stop t posing-😭😭😭😭
@@mazzux_the_robot nuuuuuuu
"Sometimes my pen autocorrect itself"
same man💀💀
No replies !? Lemme fix dat
Sometimes my hand auto correct me to do the right thing
Same
Dame
@@naren2379dame?
Kermit really took "The Quiet Kid" and "The Anime Kid" and completely combined the two.
Fr tho-
He's Light Yagami the Frog
fr
@@raymondsdocumentaries3707fr
Kermit is the anime quiet kid
“WhaT cAN I saY eXcePT-EUH-UH ÆH UHA EAH AUH”. Had me rolling to Paris💀-
Bro just looked at him and said "shiz". Don't make fun of me I'm not allowed to swear
" five billionaires in a submarine " BRO IS FERAL 💀
Wait why is the sub imploding-
@@Justarandomfeller23 mins ago
Logitech moment
Ikr
4 actually, the kid who died wasn't a billionare
Imagine Kermit going full wattpad author mode and be like: Y/n
Oh no
That would just kill anyone who reads it
@@Sp0ngeBob_SquarePantsthen if he reads it would he die to
I used to think Y/n meant your number… sooo
@@Ya_boi_jasperguys you won't believe who died today!! 1-
He didn't censor Kermit, but did censor himself😂
Kermit’s to powerful for the censor
@@Jonny12906 🤣🤣🤣
@@Jonny12906it’s also because kermit has the death note so none dares censor him
At this point... Censor Kermit... It's no use
kermit killed the censoring
"Ohhhh what can I sayyyy exept-*cough*"got me rolling on the floor
5 billionaires in a submarine got me dead 💀
"flashback to the Titan submarine'
“Check it out”💀
Search oceangate
No it does not got you dead, it got the 5 billionaores dead💀
For real
"Sometimes my pen autocorrects itself"
-Kermit 2023
why do i feel like we would get pens like that in the future 💀
my crayon also does that
“Introducing the iPen, our brand new pen that lets you write effortlessly; and for a paid subscription you can draw art with it, and make it compatible with touchscreen.”
“Ah shit it broke.”
@@ballsforlife_hi
@@yendychavez8070 hello?
Kermit wrote his own name in the book 😂
Exactly
Fr tho
@BobTheSkeleton65that isn't how it works have you even seen death note it works on ALL the page
His full name is Kermit .b the frog
It has a 's im the end thats not his name
WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT got me on the roof 😂😂😂
"Five billionaires in a submarine" Twitter about to be furious💀💀☠️☠️
Lol
Lol kermit killed 3 people and 2 billionares in the titanic submarine😂
if mr beast actually was in there, we'd all be sad
@@sb10834it's sad to some of us. I think it's despicable a company could do that crap. Can't wait for them to fall apart. But humor is a way to cope and honestly i see no issue
@@PurpleFury2375its also sad cause the CEO was delusional enough to actually believe in it himself
The death note is just a selective killer. You can see that Kermit wrote his own name on top of it, but he seems fine and dandy. 👍
Or is he? 🤔
Nah he's already dead. Inside at least...
I GOT U TO 69 LIKES 🎉🎉🎉🎉
He put “Kermit’s” so it killed who Kermits is
@@dreams99mission accomplished. good work soldier
Honestly he's the one who disconnected the controller
Lol
Lolll
Ye
W comment
No,they where just the younger brothers so the controller wasn't connected in the first place
“Sometimes my pen autocorrects itself”
Me: finally, someone who relates
The fact Kermit put his own name in the top and did not die is a fact that demonstrates hes actually a god-like being
Wasn't his full name, which is ...
Kermit The Frog
He didnt put Kermit. He put Kermit's
@@Dont_be_a_bee GASP
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
#facts
These jokes make my hair stand on end 🥁🤣
Something he doesn’t have
U mean PUEBES
Edit: your still not funnyt@@Odinthewizeman
SHHHH don’t say that around him….he might become sad….😂 lol just had to
Lightning
“Kermit’s death note” how is he not dead 💀
Umm maybe he is not Kermit
Technically his full name is Kermit the Frog, so he’s safe
Until he screws up, at least
I know right!
Oh ok
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING!
BRUH I ALMOST DIED OF LAUGHTER
“5 billionaires in a submarine”
Titanic:I got you bro!
Lmao
5 billionaires in a submarine - the Beatles yellow submarine
what would a sentient titanic be like, tho?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The five billionaires: where is that titanic-
*The submarine explodes*
Five billionaires in a submarine had me rolling on the floor
now they’re at the sea floor
@@pr3tty.d0ll_I know right this was super sad and people are just making jokes about it because they had money thats really messed up
@@pr3tty.d0ll_ all fixed my bad kiddo 😄
@@pr3tty.d0ll_ YOU TOO😁😁
The fact that they used a 30 dollar rip-off controller to drive the submarine is just sad
NAH THE LAST ONE BRO💀
That turned dark real quick 💀
Oceangate
Yep
The last one 💀💀💀
Damn
The last one got me dead🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hes a billionaire in a submarine
The billionares in the submarine got me dead 💀💀
Not to be that gut but thank you for 1k likes
he die bro
Same 😂
Fr
I know all that but why am I getting hate when someone else can do it
It imploded from pressure
Kermit wrote his name on the death note, Kermit is invincible.
Omg ur right
Lol stole my words
He added an s to save himself
His name ain't Kermit's 💀
OMG UR RIGHT
5 billionaires on a submarine
*instant flashbacks to the titan submarine*
edit: HOLY SH*T HOW DID I GET SO MUCH LIKES!?!?
R.I.P
Thats the reference
@@averyandaxel00 no
@@averyandaxel00 its their faults except for the teen who didnt want to go but was forced to
💀💀💀
That last one!?! YOUR DARK HUMOR IS IMPRESSIVE 😂😂😂
Kermit and his death note are unstoppable, do you have a one in plus? I need it for an project
LOL
@@TheRomanEmpiresame u got 2 extras for me and my cousin?
@@TheRomanEmpire you got any extra for me and my bro???
@@TheRomanEmpiredo you like idk…
10 extras ????? I need them for an experiment on the teacher who failed me
@@minty_turtl3sI got life notes and death notes also I get 100 a day so take all you want
Bro I wish my pen can autocorrect 😂😂😂
If you could, you could only be able to write real words and draw numbers only. That’s it for your pen.
The sock got me laughing so hard
WHAAAT CANN I SAYY-Dies
ehheehehheheehheeheheehhe
The ocean’s pressure getting a break when Kermit kills them for em
"5 billionaires in a submarine"
Kermit is officially a fortune teller...
Edit: OMG 500 LIKES IN 5 DAYS😂
this was 9 days ago so i didnt actually happen but they said the submarine would never sink it sunk the titanic was invinsible it sank
@@I_am_lukeadelI had a stroke reading that
It's a Canon event
um its for
That was messed up
Man dead put his own name in the death note 💀💀💀💀💀
Edit:
Mom im famous 508 lets goooooooooooooo!!!!!
copy
What
@@welivewelovewelie153 what do you mean copy
@@cristhianmorales9802he is not dead if he would he needs a 5.kermit on it
Thats not how the death note works@@Kaiju_nerd
That took a dark turn 💀💀💀
fr
Fr
Nah, it did tho
Dwane "the Sock" Johnson 🤣
“Five Billionaires in a submarine.” 💀
69 likes? Let me ruin that
Same
Ocean gate
yes it is lol
It’s not funny 💀
“Five billionaires in a submarine” had me in rolling on the ground😂
The sock trying to be Maui. If he was like, what can I say except cough, cough, cough, cough,
Bro wrote his own name in the death note too 💀💀 "Kermit's death note"
Yeah
@luisalla1194 he died after the video some deaths from the deathnote are delayed
Plot twist: kermit isnt his full name
Nah
It wont kill kermit
It will kill kermits
2 diffrent people
Kermit is not his full name its kermit b the frog
Kermit is immune to being censored. 💀
"oh what can I say except... *dies*" had me dying 😂😂😂😂
man i was rolling on the floor
I was dying at this part
You're welcome
@@SpongeBob-y2kwe're dead soon
Doesn't that say kemits's deathnote? Shouldn't he be dead?
"what can I say about myself" *dies* had me dying 💀💀💀
nick’s humor gets better each short💀💀💀
240 likes and no comments? lemme fix that
@@TH-cam_user_number1 wait what 240-
no his humour is slowly degrading each video like us
Kermit really would write "The submarine controller💀"
LOL
Was it a Logitech controller
@@weregoodwerecool6780yes
My pen also autocorrects itself.
My pen autocorrects itself but wrong
😂😂😂😂😂
Sorry I lost that. Why what did you say the sock do you know the post to be the rock
Legend has it that kermit is still writing names in the book and about to write yours
oh no ;-; im dead
Well that suckdgiridjfjdjfhfizjcisoskckdoe
He’s about to write yours too-
o- @@egg7y
@@egg7yman i'm-💀
He proceeded to bag hella bi**** by threatening them with the Death Note. 💀
He's got the threatening rizz 💀
@@UZl--Jit's gonna have a rizzstraining order💀👺
Kermit: **Writes miss piggy cutely**
The fact he wrote his own name yet still lives confirms that Kermit is a being beyond celestial power and understanding
we need a full video of him singing "your welcome"
✨copyright✨
@@Z4ckStudiosI don't think it is if you sing it yourself
@@Collieman2 it might be tbh
@@Z4ckStudiosAs long as it’s not the official vocals or composition (I.e. the background music), you can’t be sued for copyright
@@evoli_nerd yeah, I just realized that because I went back into my old videos and my friend started to sing the same song as a copyright joke but I never got copyrighted for it
Kermit just started the most controversial thing ever
Kris throughly checks the beds in the room, her rank was upgraded to "BED APPRENTICE"
No friendling. *walks away*
@@addisonkennedy1581 No! Like in chapter 1 when she checks all the beds in the Hathey's room
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂”five billionaires in a submarine”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"if u write cereal box in the death note, r u gonna be a cereal killer ?"💀💀
Bru
“WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT- ACUGH CUJ UGGHHH” is what got me💀
"What can I say except, we're dead soon" -the sock
The Sock got me going 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
NAH KERMIT DID THEM DIRTY-💀
This guy has every type of content. He’s kinda underrated
" *KERMITS* death note " Blud killed himself without realizing 💀💀
Hey it's okay, it's okay I'm dead soon
And he was right🤣🤣🤣
imagine the billionaires wives swimming in cash rn💀
Nah he mad it better
Nah bro the 5 billionaires that died in a submarine was a real story bro.. 💀
@@hopeanuolifani8314more like being crushed in an instant from the amount of pressure they were going through.
@@hopeanuolifani8314 The submarine imploded and they had no oxygen
@LXR2512 yea this is real
I am crying because of how dark the humour is- 😭
It’s not funny though-
@@rat._crustzz Don't you dare say that. Really dark jokes are objectively funny.
@@Gbio58 you’re acting like what I’m saying is horrible. Have you even heard dark humor?? 💀💀
kermit boutta write mrs piggie's name in it
Five. Billionaires in the submarine had me dying 😂😂💀💀🗿🗿
"What can I say except- ægh ægh ægh uhhhhh"
So emotional 😭
R.I.P "The Sock"😢
He's the one who killed the 5 people in the titan submarine !
No shit Sherlock
@@nathanielbrown4303he using a joke Sherlock
No that was Mr/Ms. Pressure
lol the sock singing ur welcome was funny
“What can I say except, we’re dead soon”
The sock a new rock paper scissors character
LOL
RIP SOCK
LOL POOR SOCK
Holy shit that was some very unexpected dark humor…..I love it 😂😂
To funny I used the smiley face for my birthday list😂😂😂😂
I CACKLED ✋😭 I FULL ON PSYCHOTICLY AT THE LAST ONE
Kermit having his name in it😂😂😂
How does this not have 100m likes
Underrated comment
Lol he thought it would not work 😂😂😂😂
The sock:Ohhhh what can I say except
Me:im dead
Kermit put his own name in it as a title💀
Kermit...give me that death note..now
Omg Kermit officially has a murder license now😂
"Sorry, sometimes my pen auto-corrects itself." Got me dying 😂😂
Kermit accidently wrote his own name there , but didn't die 💀💀
Edit: Bro HOW DID I BECOME FAMOUS IN THE COMMENTS SO MUCH 😭 it's my first time tysm guys!!
I was looking for a comment that mentioned this 😭😭😭
Bro Kermit is a multiversal being to not die to the power of the death note.
He didn't mean to kill the sock either.
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
Yeah, thats what i was thinking to
The last name kermit wrote was personal
I love how in the submarine the owner of the submarine is was there.
For people that r wondering what happened:
1. Watch the news
2. So basically 5 people when in a submarine to see the titanic. Suddenly their sub got lost and there was a big search for it; turns out the sub imploded. Funniest part is, the owner of the submarine was there. 😂
The sock one was so funny I pooped my pants😂😂😂😂😂
5 billionaires in a submarine got me fr 💀
Kermit should make a video game series
Why limit yourself, Kermit? Why not ALL the billionaires?
“Two buildings”
Bro that’s actually pretty good 😂😂
Not ✨The Sock✨ 😭
“Is that a death note?” 😂😂
Bro I broke a rib laughing that’s hilarious
Kermit deserves...
An Oscar
No i lied
He deserves to play Five Nights in Federal Prison
FNiFP
@@brian93724 in not at
@@brian93724 i said five nights in federal prison
@@brian93724 read again
@@xXREDACTEDGAMERZXx changed it
Damn the end really got in depth 💀
" bro the socks sing the song from moana" 💀
Five Billionairs in a submarine ' 💀
nah the oceangate joke in the end is actually crazy 🤣