I offer you a Nutella jar filled with Marmite, the 86 minutes of your life you lost to The Emoji Movie, a clock that always says it’s Box o’clock, and a chocolate sculpture of The Box, because my mama always used to say life was like a box of chocolate.
My bid: Karius's goalkeeping ability, Steven Gerrard Premier league medal, ZLATANs Champions league trophy, Salah arm after Ramos, The 12 year old boy that "helped" the Box "sheer sheep" and finally the oxygen the Box weightlifted in Brunei, The fact Adam Johnson supports the Box. I think it's a sufficient offer
Sorry I forgot to add the Box V3 first pair of boots from the under 9s L team in the school championship in the Brunein capital city of Bandar Seri Begawan
I bid 1,0000,000,000 quid for every time Alexis Sanchez gets top goal scorer, some apple hinted sausages that were made in outer Mongolia by a 97 year old gender neutral person, a house that is actually just a shoebox and to top it off the atmosphere in a year 7 school football game (basically the Emirates)
I bid neymar’s diving skills, bentner’s awesome hair, ea’s really good improvements, morata‘s shooting abilities, Jose mourinho’s managing abilities and Jose mourinho’s anger control.
I bid Mongolia, the box's 607th cousin the Eggbox, the consistency of Paul Pogba in minor games, slough town's pizzas from their shack of a canteen at half time, the lovely beautiful beaches of the Australian virgin isles and finally a fan favourite, *Mongolia*
right listen I'll bid a half eaten jar of Skipp that the box v2's lost child ate, 12 copys of the simpsons hit and run (the greatest game of all time), a quater of 0.7 of a Cuban paso and finally I'll bid the rights to the word "Wednesday"
My bid: the last child that was abused by the Box, roberto firmino's lost eye, the first football boots that the box played with (they were hand made from sheep's fur) and last but not least tottenham's chances of making it to the UCL knockout rounds
Second bid.Sterlings running posture, every time the box kills someone,a clip of a worlds worst shots that are better than box's and a dream of the box scoring a hattrick
Bid: The boxes turning ability, a pair of football boots signed by the man himself, some world famous Brunei pork sausages, and the boxes 1st EP, and if that’s not enough, I’ll throw in a lap dance and a Freddo caramel.
I bid my blind nan's creaky Icelandic knees, a half-eaten pack of Haribos, the Prince of Uganda's left over cheerios and a bottle of Francesco Totti's best wine. I'll also throw in a bicycle pump.
I bid: all the comments asking for the box. The rights to Gillinghams under 14 player zak pattenden (my mate) 15.7 uncooked pancakes that are in fact cooked, my uncles restraining order on me. And a list only with the box on it finally a loan spell to hythe town who are actually Barcas feeder team...
i bid the box’s spec of ability he farmed, a 1 hour series of harry rednapp talking about his wife on im a celeb, faiq bolkiahs form suing fake bolkiah on theft of name and the left boxing glove of the box v3 when he was in a boxing match against the box v2. if that doesn’t work then ill add in jose mourinhos will to live
My bid: The lost riches of 20 million £ that the Bruneian prince is currently transferring to my account, a half eaten piece of chips from Kenya, the 8 year old children working hard labour at the farm owned by The Box, a penny every time Morata scored a goal, a penny for every death in The Box trilogy, the locked up Fed in my basement, and a kit I bought in Brunei that says "Player with passion" for 50p.I will give him the wages of 1 dollar every time Alexis Sanchez scores a goal and a signing bonus of Buffons Champions League trophy.
My bid : A 900 year old peace of Bread from Brunei. Fake Faiq Bolkiah's toothbrush. A shirt from a 14th southeast division Bruneian team. The Boxes v4' greatfather's ball from 1799.
This weeks bid for the box. 1 roll of second hand sticky tape, a scrabble board game (used and missing all vowels), 17 pairs of red light district used knickers and a lifetime supply of pre used soap from the local boys school.
I bid a half eaten Wycombe Wanderers sock that has been smothered in rare Paraguayan jelly, The autobiography of Dave The Sesh Lord, A copy of the kids birthday anthems CD which is stuck playing the Fortnite rap and the Brunei edition of the Vapex Karma Career Mode transfer guide.
I offer half of the main chef of Bruneian fried chicken, the left nipple of the world record holder of “highest jump into a prune danish,” 178 deep-fried ice cubes sitting on the original outhouse used in Shrek, and the rights to the @Justice4Bolkiah twitter account.
That explains what happened to fellainis Afro, the box must’ve nabbed it off his head in the off season in between milking cows and training - actually when does he ever train
My Bid: Man City’s UCL. Internazionale Miami History and titles and finally 247,567.80 VEF. Because you have to bid a lot of papers. That VEF or Bolívares amount is equal to less than a dollar.
I bid 1 Bruneian cent (basically £0.001279), Jurgen Klopp and Pele's Champions League winners medals, a documentary about the unbeaten run of a team in the Bhutan South-North 78th division.88, another box so that when one box passes to the other it's called "box to box" and a swap deal for Faiq Bolkiah. If this isn't good enough, I'll offer a Congolese child, which is Drogba's 5th cousin's left dog's uncle's boss's grandson-in-law
My bid: that camera man's hospital bill, being forced to watch the Emoji Movie everyday for however long Ashley Coles career was, Rob Green starting in goal for your club, having to play for Real Madrid this season, the Boxs goalkeeping stats worth of Zambian money, Mario Balotellis career at Liverpool, sitting in the seat beside Jose Mourinio when he smashed them water bottles and the box's face but five times worse. I'm being so generous
My bid for the box, A McDonald’s that was left on the side last night, a clone box made in China, Dele Allis pubic hair, Chinese that was made out of paper, some second hand boots for the box and a lead to keep him on, that’s covered in snot. Winning bid right there
I bid a singular hair of the Box v3, a kilogram of Stilton Cheese, a seat from Old Trafford, a grain of sand from a beach in Papua New Guinea, Kiosk Kev's beard and a winning box from Deal or No Deal.
I bid the hairs from fellainis hair cut, a framed photo of the box sniffing his very first bench, a very rare version of fifa 19 where the box is the front cover and a low budget oil painting of the boxv2 shearing his last sheep before his amazing journey into the prem.
I bid Lukakus first touch vs Southampton, the key to the Liverpool under 15 teams dressingroom, 4 points in fantasy premier league, Man uniteds last 3 managers, a box with milk that wont be enough for the cereal you have already poured in the bowl. I will also throw in 12 retired rockcollectors from Poland who now master the art of drawing almost inside the lines in a coloringbook. Before you accept any bid you need to know that these retired rockcollectors will maybe bring some leftovers from christmas last year.
My bid: A camera full only of Harry Kane goals, Liverpool's premier league trophies (oh wait), The Box's favourite 17 blades of grass from Brunei, All eyes burnt by the face of the Box whilst they were in Asda and all the sheep skin and wool in the whole of the Democratic Republic of Africa. I think its quite a saucy offer.
My bid : CR7's right boot , a strand of Zlatan's hair , Mignolet's glove , £7 , a broken IPhone 5 , your dignity , season 1 of Hannah Montana , a glass eye ball and Lovren's World cup medal.🎖
I’ll bid some arangutan sauce, an ostriches eyelash ,half a shoelace, the shell of an M&M and the sheep sheeras assistant who is called RASHID. “he’s bald and wears glasses”
I bid half a puma shin guard, fake bolkiahs Brunei player of the year award found in Cyprus and a tape of the box’s first goal found in Barry Scott’s attic
My bid: Moratas ability to finish in front of goal, Karius’s goalkeeping ability, Mourinhos ability to manage a team in his 3rd year, two jars of pickles, a spoonful of marmite, and Dejis dead channel.
Alright, alright I bid 14 and a half strands of fellainis hair strands, a 2007 John Deere 9860 STS Combine, the last remains of Pablo Escobar’s rotten tooth and an album of The Box’s greatest hit single “Boxxed up”
I bid one Box related pun that a concussed Loris Karius can create (as an LFC fan, I'm still recovering), one of Luis Suarez's teeth (you can choose), a lens from Jurgen Klopp's glasses, an expire Fernando Torres, and fake subscribers who claim they've seen every Box episode.
My bid: a quarter of the box v3's free kick ability, a bruneian cupcake made in 1763(gluten free), bolkiah's throne, and a christmas best selling album made by the box, called," its beginning to look like boxmas"
I offer you one strand of Martin Tyler’s hair, an autograph of the box v4 which is really just a square, a pre k phonics book so we can teach him to read, a picture of petr cech without the cap on, and a young boy from Ethiopia that the box v2 found after a trip around the world for a companion named Dagimawit Tutu’Thele-Farankit’Almodi
I bid the left testicle of the last sheep sheared by the Box, Liverpool's Premier League Trophy, the Bruneian air to keep the Box V4's stamina at 0, San Marino's Men's FIFA ranking, Mauritius' Women's FIFA ranking, and Niran's likelihood of getting laid.
My bid: half of the goalkeeping ability of the box, a 19 year old tutorial of how to dive like Neymar, 3 hairs of the boxes facial hair. A video by Zlatan Ibrahimovic is still relevant, (made by himself) and the Box’s trophy for trying the hardest in the under 9s Brunaian 17th division
I bud Karius’s negative 12th chromosome, a key for the Tottenham trophy cabinet and a lawnmower with with the same ability at cutting hair as a dad’s advent calendar for Easter
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I offer you a Nutella jar filled with Marmite, the 86 minutes of your life you lost to The Emoji Movie, a clock that always says it’s Box o’clock, and a chocolate sculpture of The Box, because my mama always used to say life was like a box of chocolate.
Oh god
Yes
But those aren’t chocolates
If the box actually scored in his debut, Liverpool fans wouldnt be able to give him up for 4 years
I actually found this comment and nobody has liked it I deserve a medal boys
I found one similar
My bid: Karius's goalkeeping ability, Steven Gerrard Premier league medal, ZLATANs Champions league trophy, Salah arm after Ramos, The 12 year old boy that "helped" the Box "sheer sheep" and finally the oxygen the Box weightlifted in Brunei, The fact Adam Johnson supports the Box. I think it's a sufficient offer
Sorry I forgot to add the Box V3 first pair of boots from the under 9s L team in the school championship in the Brunein capital city of Bandar Seri Begawan
this is good but that 12 year old was acc 9
FAT PLATAPUS 9 is too old for the box
@@dingram- yeah mabye about a fetus
Ryan Philander your gonna win
FIFA 19 HAS FINALLY ARRIVED
Why does this have so few likes?
0:00 lads i have achieved life
0:04 me too
Congrats
me to some where
I bid 1,0000,000,000 quid for every time Alexis Sanchez gets top goal scorer, some apple hinted sausages that were made in outer Mongolia by a 97 year old gender neutral person, a house that is actually just a shoebox and to top it off the atmosphere in a year 7 school football game (basically the Emirates)
THIS IS ITTTTTT
I bid neymar’s diving skills, bentner’s awesome hair, ea’s really good improvements, morata‘s shooting abilities, Jose mourinho’s managing abilities and Jose mourinho’s anger control.
I bid Mongolia, the box's 607th cousin the Eggbox, the consistency of Paul Pogba in minor games, slough town's pizzas from their shack of a canteen at half time, the lovely beautiful beaches of the Australian virgin isles and finally a fan favourite, *Mongolia*
I bid: box V2 and the milk that box V4 milked before going to Liverpool
right listen I'll bid a half eaten jar of Skipp that the box v2's lost child ate, 12 copys of the simpsons hit and run (the greatest game of all time), a quater of 0.7 of a Cuban paso and finally I'll bid the rights to the word "Wednesday"
Aged well Wednesday
My bid: the last child that was abused by the Box, roberto firmino's lost eye, the first football boots that the box played with (they were hand made from sheep's fur) and last but not least tottenham's chances of making it to the UCL knockout rounds
Hey spurs do have a good chance tho
@@saijnx it is there mostly as a joke
How did he lose his eye
Guess who's playing Dortmund in the knockouts? 😂😂😂
4 months later spurs are in the semis and are favorite s to get to the final mad
Second bid.Sterlings running posture, every time the box kills someone,a clip of a worlds worst shots that are better than box's and a dream of the box scoring a hattrick
Bid: The boxes turning ability, a pair of football boots signed by the man himself, some world famous Brunei pork sausages, and the boxes 1st EP, and if that’s not enough, I’ll throw in a lap dance and a Freddo caramel.
My bid:My children
Edit:15 minutes after this coment feds came to me house
Hasn't even edited the comment
TheSuomi GOD DAMN SHERLOCK HOLMES
Illusion 100
@@diegovane5827 speech 100
I bid my blind nan's creaky Icelandic knees, a half-eaten pack of Haribos, the Prince of Uganda's left over cheerios and a bottle of Francesco Totti's best wine.
I'll also throw in a bicycle pump.
I bid The Box's shooting ability, The Box's passing ability, The Box's defending ability, The Box's dribbling ability, and The Box's farming ability.
OMG THANK YOU SOO MUCH FOR FEATURING MY COMMENT
I bid: all the comments asking for the box. The rights to Gillinghams under 14 player zak pattenden (my mate) 15.7 uncooked pancakes that are in fact cooked, my uncles restraining order on me. And a list only with the box on it finally a loan spell to hythe town who are actually Barcas feeder team...
15P
Gary Neville’s management Abillity
A bag of Crisps and a half eaten cheese and bacon sandwich from the Boxes back garden
i bid the box’s spec of ability he farmed, a 1 hour series of harry rednapp talking about his wife on im a celeb, faiq bolkiahs form suing fake bolkiah on theft of name and the left boxing glove of the box v3 when he was in a boxing match against the box v2. if that doesn’t work then ill add in jose mourinhos will to live
The Box: Does anything slightly unusual or messes up slightly.
Niran: Ahahahahaaaagdagagaagjhga
My bid:
An Alexa that can only play despacito
50c
The entire nation of China
A toy train
Some batteries
A professional brunien nice
I bid 2 dirty diapers, Mr. Marmite, Sturridges dance and ankles in 2016, Neuers ankle in 2017 and the camera man’s camera + 1 extra pound.
here we go, half of a bruniain penny a small dorito an african child and a large chess set
My bid: The lost riches of 20 million £ that the Bruneian prince is currently transferring to my account, a half eaten piece of chips from Kenya, the 8 year old children working hard labour at the farm owned by The Box, a penny every time Morata scored a goal, a penny for every death in The Box trilogy, the locked up Fed in my basement, and a kit I bought in Brunei that says "Player with passion" for 50p.I will give him the wages of 1 dollar every time Alexis Sanchez scores a goal and a signing bonus of Buffons Champions League trophy.
For some reason I get some old 2012-13 KSI vibes from you, absolutely hilarious, keep at it mate
I bid Andy Carroll... Nothing else to say
Huzzah....THE RETURN !!!!
6:29 6:30 7:13 7:14 7:15 7:16 7:17
I bid dirt from the box’s backyard in Brunei, a jacket from a Russian prisoner and some fresh new boots from a deceased man
My bid :
A 900 year old peace of Bread from Brunei.
Fake Faiq Bolkiah's toothbrush.
A shirt from a 14th southeast division Bruneian team.
The Boxes v4' greatfather's ball from 1799.
AYYYY THATS MY COUNTRY 😘🔥Brunei. A fact, Brunei's leader,sultan, is one of the richest man in the world.
Ill bid Fellainis hair, the Bolivian Sea, one of Neymars hairstyles, and 1 Vbuck.
This weeks bid for the box.
1 roll of second hand sticky tape, a scrabble board game (used and missing all vowels), 17 pairs of red light district used knickers and a lifetime supply of pre used soap from the local boys school.
My bid: Naymar’s 2014 nuddle hair + 1 trillion zimbawayen dollers
Hey no Diss the Zimbabwe
The use us dollar's
are you making fun of his accent lol
Abo Mente you spelled Neymar wrong
Abo Mente you are a f. .. disrespectful child
you are one of the funniest youtubers I know. I can't belive you have only 93k subs you deserve more. Hello from Croatia!
Edit: I'm late as I was moving house*
3:15 FAM. I'm the one who should be worried. I'm STILL IN SCHOOL!!!!!!
I bid a half eaten Wycombe Wanderers sock that has been smothered in rare Paraguayan jelly, The autobiography of Dave The Sesh Lord, A copy of the kids birthday anthems CD which is stuck playing the Fortnite rap and the Brunei edition of the Vapex Karma Career Mode transfer guide.
I offer half of the main chef of Bruneian fried chicken, the left nipple of the world record holder of “highest jump into a prune danish,” 178 deep-fried ice cubes sitting on the original outhouse used in Shrek, and the rights to the @Justice4Bolkiah twitter account.
This was 1 day late in Australia I’m disappointed Niran 😔😡
That explains what happened to fellainis Afro, the box must’ve nabbed it off his head in the off season in between milking cows and training - actually when does he ever train
My Bid: Man City’s UCL. Internazionale Miami History and titles and finally 247,567.80 VEF. Because you have to bid a lot of papers.
That VEF or Bolívares amount is equal to less than a dollar.
I bid 1 Bruneian cent (basically £0.001279), Jurgen Klopp and Pele's Champions League winners medals, a documentary about the unbeaten run of a team in the Bhutan South-North 78th division.88, another box so that when one box passes to the other it's called "box to box" and a swap deal for Faiq Bolkiah. If this isn't good enough, I'll offer a Congolese child, which is Drogba's 5th cousin's left dog's uncle's boss's grandson-in-law
I bid a Gerrard slip followed by a Lukaku first touch.
Where has this channel been all my life
I like the way he is so bad when the video montage starts it is him takeing a throw in
My bid: that camera man's hospital bill, being forced to watch the Emoji Movie everyday for however long Ashley Coles career was, Rob Green starting in goal for your club, having to play for Real Madrid this season, the Boxs goalkeeping stats worth of Zambian money, Mario Balotellis career at Liverpool, sitting in the seat beside Jose Mourinio when he smashed them water bottles and the box's face but five times worse. I'm being so generous
I bid 25.3 pence, take it or leave it
Dude.... I just discovered this... but I already love you
YEET
A sausage roll from Greggs and s bottle of Coke Zero
My bid for the box, A McDonald’s that was left on the side last night, a clone box made in China, Dele Allis pubic hair, Chinese that was made out of paper, some second hand boots for the box and a lead to keep him on, that’s covered in snot. Winning bid right there
Goated
I bid a singular hair of the Box v3, a kilogram of Stilton Cheese, a seat from Old Trafford, a grain of sand from a beach in Papua New Guinea, Kiosk Kev's beard and a winning box from Deal or No Deal.
I want a cup of butter and a tub of tea for the boxV4!
Imma keep this bid short and sweet:
A box full of used matchsticks and a week old chiggen nugget from Maccies.
A 1p coin lazer cut in half
that was just amazing!
Omg i couldnt stop lsughing 😂😂😂
I bid the hairs from fellainis hair cut, a framed photo of the box sniffing his very first bench, a very rare version of fifa 19 where the box is the front cover and a low budget oil painting of the boxv2 shearing his last sheep before his amazing journey into the prem.
I bid Lukakus first touch vs Southampton, the key to the Liverpool under 15 teams dressingroom, 4 points in fantasy premier league, Man uniteds last 3 managers, a box with milk that wont be enough for the cereal you have already poured in the bowl. I will also throw in 12 retired rockcollectors from Poland who now master the art of drawing almost inside the lines in a coloringbook. Before you accept any bid you need to know that these retired rockcollectors will maybe bring some leftovers from christmas last year.
My bid: A camera full only of Harry Kane goals, Liverpool's premier league trophies (oh wait), The Box's favourite 17 blades of grass from Brunei, All eyes burnt by the face of the Box whilst they were in Asda and all the sheep skin and wool in the whole of the Democratic Republic of Africa. I think its quite a saucy offer.
funniest fifa channel around🤣
My bid : CR7's right boot , a strand of Zlatan's hair , Mignolet's glove , £7 , a broken IPhone 5 , your dignity , season 1 of Hannah Montana , a glass eye ball and Lovren's World cup medal.🎖
I’ll bid some arangutan sauce, an ostriches eyelash ,half a shoelace, the shell of an M&M and the sheep sheeras assistant who is called RASHID. “he’s bald and wears glasses”
My bid is me taking responsibility for doing the paperwork every time the Box V4 has to be realesed from predator prison
My bid: the box became a footballer because he made cows squize out nutella and he ate a PIADINA with out cheese so he became Britain's most wanted
2:48 I died at this moment.
My bid: a slice of ham,curry with nan from Brunei, 3 toasts and three seven yr old kids with Adam Johnson and his cell mate
I bid half a puma shin guard, fake bolkiahs Brunei player of the year award found in Cyprus and a tape of the box’s first goal found in Barry Scott’s attic
"I think he's gonna step out of my screen and look at inappropriately".
I know how you feel man.
My bid: Moratas ability to finish in front of goal, Karius’s goalkeeping ability, Mourinhos ability to manage a team in his 3rd year, two jars of pickles, a spoonful of marmite, and Dejis dead channel.
When you drew young boys I was wheezing 😂😂😂😂
Alright, alright I bid 14 and a half strands of fellainis hair strands, a 2007 John Deere 9860 STS Combine, the last remains of Pablo Escobar’s rotten tooth and an album of The Box’s greatest hit single “Boxxed up”
I bid the amputated paw of a stray mongoose found in the streets Latvia and a 9 year old boy named Jamal to be the Box’s ‘Play Buddy’.
Make the box 99 rated and put him in barca
Hey, it's Abel Xavier!!
I bid one Box related pun that a concussed Loris Karius can create (as an LFC fan, I'm still recovering), one of Luis Suarez's teeth (you can choose), a lens from Jurgen Klopp's glasses, an expire Fernando Torres, and fake subscribers who claim they've seen every Box episode.
My bid: a quarter of the box v3's free kick ability, a bruneian cupcake made in 1763(gluten free), bolkiah's throne, and a christmas best selling album made by the box, called," its beginning to look like boxmas"
an Australian accent, an 18th hand fifa 99 game a packet of popcorn and a ketchup packet from mcdonalds
HYPE for the Box V4
I would've liked you taking Fathi as name. It's a couple picks under Farmer. Seems quite funny. 😂
I’ll give you an akinde surprise egg, and a Maxx Action t-shirt. Big up Cutzy ❤️
3:50 I died again at this point.
He’s back!
my teddy bear with a grey afro, a chip, a bar of chocolate, a strand of Fellaini's hair. and 1 pound
Conspiracy. He has a second boxV4, one that is 99 rated, then he uses him at the start, that’s how he scored
6:27 who else thought he was going to miss the shot
Me
Meeeeeeeeeee
I offer you one strand of Martin Tyler’s hair, an autograph of the box v4 which is really just a square, a pre k phonics book so we can teach him to read, a picture of petr cech without the cap on, and a young boy from Ethiopia that the box v2 found after a trip around the world for a companion named Dagimawit Tutu’Thele-Farankit’Almodi
I bid the left testicle of the last sheep sheared by the Box, Liverpool's Premier League Trophy, the Bruneian air to keep the Box V4's stamina at 0, San Marino's Men's FIFA ranking, Mauritius' Women's FIFA ranking, and Niran's likelihood of getting laid.
My bid: half of the goalkeeping ability of the box, a 19 year old tutorial of how to dive like Neymar, 3 hairs of the boxes facial hair. A video by Zlatan Ibrahimovic is still relevant, (made by himself) and the Box’s trophy for trying the hardest in the under 9s Brunaian 17th division
Gonna binge watch the box v4
This series needs no beginning, end or context
Hahahaha hahaha funniest thing ever
My bid: lukaku’s ball control, Sergio Ramos’ drug tests, Bruneian nasal hairs, and the box’s Dad’s “contraception
there is no offer that can be brought forward as the box is worth all the nonces in wimbledon
I bud Karius’s negative 12th chromosome, a key for the Tottenham trophy cabinet and a lawnmower with with the same ability at cutting hair as a dad’s advent calendar for Easter