"Then why did rudolph see u spanking on the roof?..." "22 centuries before the toy was missing?" "The reason I work so hard is because I get to spread joy to millions of people and go sit by the fire shaking me nad." Best lines out of the whole act XD
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Wow! You guys replied! Ha! My TH-cam credentials just jumped by ten fold! Also, that does look more like a Hadouken now that I see it? 🤔
I mean, the guy's name is "anime fan" I think it's a legitimate thing to point out... It begs the question, "Is he really an anime fan if he misspells kamehameha?" ..... :p
Laoakai I don't think there is a part of the body that's called the nad but, there being sarcastic about it like Sitting by the fire shaking my dick BUT NAD
I had a mouth full of water when Chris Pratt said "shakin' my nad!" and water came out my nose! Thank goodness I wasn't drinking soda! Thanks for the laughs Jimmy & Chris!
I turned up the volume and Chris said: „ then why did Rudolph see you spanking on the roof?” My mom literally laughted soooooo hard I CAN’T even decribe it hahahahahahahahah
Jimmy: "Give me another word for father"
Me: "Missing"
*s h a k i n g m a n a d*
oh sorry what were you saying something serious -oh no-
Dead.
Yay
Oof
Oof...
GUEST SUGGESTIONS
- Ryan Reynolds
- Robert Downey Jr.
- Kevin Hart
- John Mulaney
Tom Holland
Tom Hiddleston
Johnny Depp
Andy Samburg
Tom Hiddleston!!!
TOM HOLLAND AND KEVIN HART NEEDA HAPPEN
Is anyone else watching this after the Benedict Cumberbatch one?
Me
That's weird, how did you know???
same
How??
How you know?😂
I badly want Robert Downey jr to do thissssss.....it would be ultimate fun😭😭
YESSS
I thought the same thing!! Did RDJ not do one?
Or Chris Evans... he's like 6 inside😂
I would died laughing 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂
Yesssssssssss
Chris Pratt looks so confused and innocent 😂😂
Confused, maybe, but not innocent.
airhead
Imao haaaaaa. :)
Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂
He’s adorable.
“The reason I work so hard is because I love to spread joy to millions of people and go sit by the fire shaking my nad” 5:12 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That line took me OUT!! 😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀
I had to look up nad... but I'm sooo glad I did before I watched the skit.
I'm sorry but I don't know English as good as you do and I couldn't find what nad's mean in dictionary so would you please tell me a synonym for nad?
@@maralr "Nad" is an abbreviation for "gonad." Does that help? I don't want to get indelicate here.
@@MarinaMichaels thank you.
I totally understand what was he's mean here😂😂
"Type of plant". That would've been the perfect time to say "Groot".
No, the correct thing to say is a Floral Colossus.
This is the second non-AH video I've seen you on. I've also been seeing you on a lot of AH videos as well.
Telly Vin-a
or duck-billed platypus
YES
I like the way you think.
OMG. You should do a tom hiddleston and chris Hemsworth one.
with the chris hemsworth one, he should do it, but with thor's personality
YES PLEASE TOM
He should do a Tom Holland one
YAAAAAAAAAAAAS! (sorry for yelling)
Tom would use the BEST words!
Christ Pratt doing the Hadouken in a Santa outfit. Life complete.
Trap Music Now. A
Trap Music Now. I never said I was never said I was why he
Trap Music Now. The fact that he wasn't told to and didn't need to whatsoever makes it better
Trap Music Now. I'm
Trap Music Now.
“Why did Rudolph see you spanking on the roof?”
WOAH THERE PICKLES
I liked and it became 666
I was "shaking my nads"
Jimmy: give me a band
Chris: The Roots
Me: yay!!!!!! They deserve to be featured on this show cuz they are!!!
I was hoping he said Mouse Rat
@@creedfan2003 didn't know they had TH-cam in my hero academia
@Shoto Todoroki same
"Doinker"
...
"Demur"
...
"Spanking"
...
"Milwaukee's Best Ice"
...
"Eeuugghh"
...
"Forks"
...
"STARSHIP"
WHAT AN ICON
Vi Celia G “Nad” 😂
SHAKEING MA NAD
*demure
Chris Pratt has mastered the Hadouken
LaToya Forever omg why are you here and why is your comment not the top comment?
It's the Kamehameha from Dragon Ball Z. He does the wind up with his arms.
+LaToya Forever
👌😉
+Kronikwookie
👍😆
Kronikwookie Not much of a difference ever played street fighter??
Jimmy: Type of doctor?
Me: DOCTOR STRANGE!!!!!
Ear-nose-throat meets rabbit-from-hat
LOL
That's what I said when he asked type of doctor
I said "DR.SEUSS,or DR. Ruth Westheimer".....!
Every Christmas, Jennifer Lawrence receives an 1800-year old doinker under an apple tree.
roadhouse699 lol that's true
Paganism.
roadhouse699 Such is the prophecy, of course.
that lucky woman
roadhouse699 I
This with
Robert Downey Jr
Or
Chris Hemsworth
would be EVERYTHING
Lol I would love to see this with Chris Hemsworth
YES PLS
And tom hiddleston
I would also say do it with Chris Evans but he won't be able to get through half of it because he'll be laughing so hard.
YESSSSSSSSS
"Then why did rudolph see u spanking on the roof?..."
"22 centuries before the toy was missing?"
"The reason I work so hard is because I get to spread joy to millions of people and go sit by the fire shaking me nad."
Best lines out of the whole act XD
Loool
"Then why did Rudolph see you spanking on the roof?"
LMAO...I died.
Dustin Benzel if you died then How did u make this comment ;)
Kaye Karmann he can't respond he wrote it and died after sending XD
Dustin Benzel dirty joke
22 centuries before the toy was missing
Lol, I wish he would have said Groot instead of Apple Tree.
I am Apple Tree.
Haha, genius!
Jimmy you are, you are :P.
Katie Riels he is copying Benjamin Cumberbatch mannerisms. it's not funny when Chris Pratt is do obviously mimicking him. also this seems scripted
Katie Riels he is copying Benjamin Cumberbatch mannerisms. it's not funny when Chris Pratt is do obviously mimicking him. also this seems scripted
1:15 THIS IS WHERE DEMURE ORIGINATED FOR ME
This is my new favorite segment on this show. Keep them coming!
completely agree. Benedict did great and now Chris has too!
+CraZCouple hey lol I love your channel
Kaitlin Quintero haha thanks
Love the segment. :-D
"Sit by the fire, shakin' mah nad."
That and the spanking and the eughhh got me. I peed a little.
Yea lool
What does nad mean please?
Natalia Pazaiti it´s just a short for gonad
The Mad Lib with Ben Cumberbatch(??) is hands down THE BEST!!
Another word for father
"Mothern't"
Omg😂
OMG DO THIS WITH RYAN REYNOLDS!!!
Casey Campbell I can only imagine A Deadpool Mad Lib Theatre
Ryan Christopher 😂😂😂
Casey Campbell OMG!
I think that would be the best one EVER.
I lost it at "shakin' ma nad." And "jingle forks."
Was I the only one expecting that in type of plant he answered Groot?
Diego Guerrero not at all
Yeeessssssssss
Same
😂
I was hoping he would, yes. Because I am a big fan of Chris, I think of him as a cooler, more handsome, older brother.
The best part of these mad lib skits is Jimmy's giggles while he's writing stuff down.😂
Chris Pratt is awesome!!!!!
Elektra agreed
WHO ??
I agreeeeeeeeeeeeed
Skynet1 😂😂😂
Skynet1 BEST COMMENT
It was pretty good but the one with Benedict Cumberbatch is still my favorite, if you haven't, go check it out, it's great.
agreed! it was freaking hilarious😂
The one with Dakota Johnson was ace too
Check out the one with John Cena that was just uploaded. That's my favorite now
Chubacca7 i still think that one with dakota johnson ist the best one 😂
Chubacca7 john cena is my favorite
"Milwaukee's Best Ice."
Give that man all the awards.
I wonder what goes inside of Chris Pratt’s head 😂😂😂. edit: how the hell did i get this many likes
Same tho 😂😂😂
Jennifer lawrence, apple tree, spanking. That's whats on his mind
Infinite regret
Its visible in his eyes
Zoha Nizami I suppose plenty of things go inside his head.
Same here
We can tell where his mind was: "Jennifer Lawrence" "Doinker" "Nad" "Uhhh"
“Uhhh uhh uhh, Merry Christmas, Jennifer. Here’s your doinker.”
KA-ME-HA-ME-HAAA!!!
6:45
Gonna leave this right here: media.giphy.com/media/l3vR6PoqyfDJ2FEZy/source.gif
Yourawful Hi
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Wow! You guys replied! Ha! My TH-cam credentials just jumped by ten fold!
Also, that does look more like a Hadouken now that I see it? 🤔
he did a combination of the two motions... probably cause of the Santa suit....
Hello Call me
Love the way he says "The Roots" 1:27
5:40 the transition from his normal voice to the elf voice LMAOOO
Fr lol 😂😂😂
This will be trending
Johnny Stevenson yep, and we were some of the first (other than on live tv) to see it ;)
Johnny Stevenson
Reserved my seat before a million views
Johnny Stevenson yesss
Johnny Stevenson Yeah it will, especially if they catch Santa shaking the nads while drinking Milwaukee's Best Ice. If anything I will go viral.
Johnny Stevenson Number 15
Chris did a fucking kamehama at the end I love this man😂😂
anime fan somebody had to write this xD
Or a hadouken
Omar are you seriously so lonely that you are going to point that out??
I mean, the guy's name is "anime fan" I think it's a legitimate thing to point out... It begs the question, "Is he really an anime fan if he misspells kamehameha?" ..... :p
since a kamehameha takes a full 3 episodes minimum to charge up, I'd say this is is more of a 'Hadouken' lol
You can see him instantly regretting every word he chose XD
You need to do this with Ryan Reynolds.
I love how it goes straight from "demure" to "pickles"
his suit is bursting at the seems and I'm living for it 😂😂😂
“Dessert”
*dingdong*
“Silly word”
*dingdong*
“Another name for father”
*dingdong*
Chris: Centuries
Friend: plz don't do it.
Me:
Me: sOME LEGENDS ARE TOLD
looolz, exactly what I thought, started singing it in my head XD
Some turn to dust or to gold....
YEAH
But you will remember me
REMEMBER MEEEE FOR CENTURIESSS
I was hoping he'd say Daddy as another word for Father
SAME OMG
Anna Sudak same
saymmmmmm
And this is why Chris Pratt Is my favorite actor!
2:23 The Roots drummer’s reaction when Chris Pratt said “the knad” was priceless. I die with laughter every-time I watch this 😂😂😂😂😂
I thought (almost for sure) that Chris Pratt was going to say 90 years for the time measurement.
I wish he said one parsec
When jimmy asked him to name a band I thought he would say Mouse Rat 😂
Edmund Herrera That would've been awesome👍
I was really hoping he would
Or just the tip
He channeled some Johnny Karate at the end there too lol
Knope, he didnt
HE. SHOULD. HAVE. SAID. DADDYYYYYYYY IT WOULDVE GONE SO WELL
Papi woulda been better.
Momo 4evs I
exactly what I was thinking
IKR I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
I was thinking that when they were noting down the words!
he said "verb ending in ING" and in my head i said "spanking" and then chris pratt said "spanking" and i'm questioning my entire reality
I was like: "doinking"
I NEED MORE MAD LIBS
Jimmmy: Name of a celebrity
Me: J-Law
Chris: Jennifer Lawrence
Close enough
Thank God, he didn't say "Daddy"
cpblasterdark - I really wanted him to lmaooo
cpblasterdark
Same
cpblasterdark Daddy, Spanking and euuhh don't go well together
Our teachers did this at my school and the fourth grade teacher said daddy, none of the little kids knew why that older kids were laughing
5:40 I COMPLETELY LOST IT IM-
Same 😂
Sittin by the fire shakin my nad 😂😂
Edit: thx for all the likes
for non native speaker, what bodypart is a nad? ^^
Laoakai I don't think there is a part of the body that's called the nad but, there being sarcastic about it like
Sitting by the fire shaking my dick
BUT
NAD
So instead of dick replace it with nad trust me it makes no sense
J-rod Henry its short for gonad.
J-rod H I was dying
Jimmy: a body part
Me: whispers* w e n i s
Hmm reference WHO
0:36
Jimmy "Another word for father"
Me "Say papa!"
Chris "Papa"
Hellz yes!
I was thinking the same thing!!!
“A band name”
Me: MOUSE RAT
What a missed opportunity lol
do one of these with kevin hart
That would be the best thing ever l
Yess
no
@@libby2026 Buzzkill
jp3813 not a buzzkill kevin heart just isn’t funny :/
Chris' facial expressions throughout this are absolutely priceless.
Currently sitting in class crying and people are staring 😂😂😂
Go learn. You're our fucking future!!!
Why are you not paying attention in class? Dude. Not cool. Public school ain't a joke. Okay, some are.
kristina rodriguez dude learn pay attention
barbaro267 they couldve had free time
( 2:12 ) "thik thik thik thik"
THE *NAD* (So Perfect)
Jingle Forks Best song of every century, including 200 A.D. 😂
I love this segment! Please do more. Benedicts was better though.
tom cruise's is the best imo haha
Chris Pratt is my spirit animal.
Pratt on that "demure" tip before it was a trend
Chris Pratt looks like his muscles are gonna break out of his suit :)
*flabby
"spanking on the roof" lol killed me
shucks 😂
shucks if you deaded how u type you comments?
Shaking my nad!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❗️😂
Jake-TheJAWS-Warner yo best part!!
Jake-TheJAWS-Warner 😭😭😂😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😂😭😭
what is nad?
KaterinaTalantliva use your imagination, what could nad possibly mean?
It would’ve been hilarious if Chris Pratt said “I was on the roof spanking Jennifer Lawrence with forks”
broo lmao
Damn😂
said Jennifer Lawrence and not his wife. I see you Chris lmao
It protects him in case the context of the given name was insulting in some way haha
That's only because Jennifer Lawrence is co starring with him on Passengers =_=
Weazel Cartoons of m. Cv.
Lmfaoooo I was thinking the exact same thing hahahahaha
I ship them
Jimmy: another word for father
Pratt: papa
Me: man I was hoping he would say Daddy
lmao me
‘He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn’t your daddy.’
And go sit by the fire shaking my nad 😂
No one:
No one ever:
Not even Logan Paul:
Chris Pratt: D O I N K E R
Also Chris Pratt: U G H H H H
“THE NAD.”
it'll never beat the one with benedict
Luke Miller
Mrs. Tate
Luke Miller check out cena’s new one
i cry lauging every time i watch the one with ben. every. single. time.
Cena did one better!
Where were you on the night of Hanukkah?!?!!?
I had a mouth full of water when Chris Pratt said "shakin' my nad!" and water came out my nose! Thank goodness I wasn't drinking soda! Thanks for the laughs Jimmy & Chris!
Jingle Forks, Jingle Forks, Jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open starship!
GOTG anyone?
Anything with Chris Pratt makes me so happy🤣🤣🤣
Those "ARGH's" got me cracking up 😂😂😂😂😂
I LOVE BOTH CHRIS AND JIMMY SO MUCH THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE
Who's watching this after watching infinity war?😂
英俊Partybot me
Me
Me !!
Yeah hi
profeesor hulk tries to wear a gauntlet made by tony stark in endgame....
also, every is back alive.
.
.
.
spoilers
Jimmy “Hi Santa 🎅🏻”
Chris “HELLO DING DONGS!” 😂😂
Oh my gosh I wish he’d do this with Tom Holland!!!! 😂
aHA "I was using a fake voice earlier I forgot I was an elf"
I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN CHRIS SAID "SHAKING MY NAD"
Every time I watch this, I always lose it when Chris Pratt says "Sitting by the fireplace shaking my dad."
I crack up at it EVERY TIME.
I never knew that i wanted Elf 2 with Chris Pratt
I thought I was the only one!!!!
Oh lawd! Lol. :)
Here's a tip: don't drink water while watching this 😂😂
Jessc B i feel u.i was drinking water when watching the one with Cumberbatch.
Ruru La Fleur omg that one was the best by far
I peed a little when he said spanking
I peed a little when he said *”UHH UHH”* and *”SHAKING MA NAD”*
No shame
No shame.
No shame
No shame
Quest Love's face when Chris Pratt say "The Nad" is so perfect. Lol.
As we all learn Chris Pratt is actually 13 yrs old masquerading as an adult
jimmy: name of a band
me: MOUSE RAT
chris: the rOOTS!
me: .__.
when chris pratt said spanking i was laughing and chris pratt is awesome
Chris is such a standup guy. No wonder he ended up being so successful, humbling yourself will get you far in life.
I appreciate the levity that Jimmy Fallon provides for the world.
"22 centuries before the toy went missing." "That's a coincidence" 😂😂
Chris has a great voice, somebody cast him in a musical.
starlinguk mouse rat
*Deep Narrator Voice*
Little did they know that it was not in fact Ding Dong spanking on the the roof but... RUDOLPH
*DUN DUN DUHHHHHHHH!*
Is it rudolph the sea-breezed nose wwe superstar???
I turned up the volume and Chris said: „ then why did Rudolph see you spanking on the roof?” My mom literally laughted soooooo hard I CAN’T even decribe it hahahahahahahahah
Haha I love how Jimmy just chuckles as he writes down his answers :p