Geoffrey the Dumbass: Fitness (w/Jon Gabrus!)

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  • @evantaylor8631
    @evantaylor8631 8 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    The slow descent of Amir into his previous personality is the most excited i've been since my dad baked me a grilled jizz

    • @superanimeniac
      @superanimeniac 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      isn't that where your dad throws a cast iron skillet at the back of your face?

    • @okaywhynot4728
      @okaywhynot4728 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      superanimeniac BACK OF THE FRICKIN FACE

    • @sevenseveen1337
      @sevenseveen1337 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      On day one?

    • @mancunianhardcore
      @mancunianhardcore 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      THE BIG CRAPPLE

    • @IMatchoNation
      @IMatchoNation 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Amir style, with a little bit of salt.

  • @meechivelli
    @meechivelli 8 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    *Gabrus must find Jeff completely rhombus. Much like that little scamp and his coco puffs*

    • @alZiiHardstylez
      @alZiiHardstylez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It's funny how we all seem to remember every single fucking sketch to do with Collegehumor up to 2015.

    • @edgarspavlovics3540
      @edgarspavlovics3540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@alZiiHardstylez only the good ones

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Do you ask a math teacher if they can count? Do you ask an accountant if they can count? Do you ask other people whose jobs are to count if they can count? This is becoming truly rhombus at this point! I've showed up to this book club on time everyday and now you're accusing me of being illiterate??!!

    • @zakesters
      @zakesters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@alZiiHardstylez This video crossed my mind a few minutes ago and I logged in specifically to check whether anybody had made a rhombus joke with every intention of doing so if it hadn't already been done.

    • @PhantasmalBlast
      @PhantasmalBlast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Sorry I straight up fell asleep with my eyes open. What did I miss? We still respect Flukeson right?

  • @snapdragon3163
    @snapdragon3163 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    My top 3 theories regarding this series:
    1) Amir finally had his mental state settle and catch up to his actual age, started a channel with Jake after they were fired from Collegehumor, and was doing pretty well until the day Geoffrey arrived, when he started to have flashbacks and relapses to his own dumbbass days.
    2) Every workplace has a dumbass, but since Amir became sane, a new one had to emerge.
    3) Amir had some kind of drug or procedure done on him to erase the dumbass persona from his mind and that spirit has now been reborn into a new, unsuspecting mind.
    Whatever it is, I love it.

  • @tiamta
    @tiamta 8 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    immediately destroyed breadmill. Unless of course the bread is made out of CHALK

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Then you can spread some jam on it

    • @ralleks
      @ralleks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      rabbit jam

    • @bsmjth
      @bsmjth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chalk on my walk makes me balk. I’m cardiovascularly unwell

    • @Kaervek87
      @Kaervek87 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sometimes bread turns out like that.

    • @mtsguides
      @mtsguides ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Enjoying a grilled chalk and cheese sandwich AS WE SQUEAK 😂😂

  • @OhplsAndrew
    @OhplsAndrew 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    A breadmill is actually the conveyor belt that bread is laid upon after it's done and ready for processing.
    Pretty chill workout advice actually.

  • @bobjimenez1716
    @bobjimenez1716 8 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I love Gabrus's seriousness. shout to my number fuckboi

  • @FPStexan
    @FPStexan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The best episode so far, keep it up

  • @trueaidooo
    @trueaidooo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Obviously, a bread mill is a bread factory conveyor belt that one runs on while it is in operation

  • @evanlafferty4
    @evanlafferty4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "You're circling correct here"
    Brilliant

  • @ninjaksmash
    @ninjaksmash 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Best episode yet, keep up the great content

  • @henrykates1907
    @henrykates1907 8 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    I love how Amir is slowly getting dumber as this series goes on

    • @kookythymes2838
      @kookythymes2838 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I like to think of it as the actual jake and amir characters having moved on and grown up a bit, maybe working on their own stuff, but because of Geoffrey they're slowly gonna return to their old selves

    • @jamesreed969
      @jamesreed969 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      KookyThymes This is a great theory and hope it is correct. However, because of copyright and college humor, I am not sure they are allowed. Also the trump episode would ruin it.

    • @ryanlutes9833
      @ryanlutes9833 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's awesome, dude.

    • @OhplsAndrew
      @OhplsAndrew 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yup, 300 episodes later.

    • @joeyaktosh8294
      @joeyaktosh8294 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hes slowly becoming himself again

  • @MrWeazlebee
    @MrWeazlebee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Lmao the quaalude line made me lose my shit

  • @CroshVine
    @CroshVine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It's simple... he goes to a factory that makes bread and walks on the bread covered conveyor belts for exercise, hence "Mostly the ladder." I got you Geoffrey!

  • @CapitalExpression
    @CapitalExpression 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    John Gemberling was great in this episode

  • @WatchTheGaps
    @WatchTheGaps 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    New headgum video? That's awesome dude

  • @figgledoi
    @figgledoi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    If this is set after the jake and amir series i would love to see an episode where amir just relapses into his past self and out dumbasses Geoffrey.

  • @Tauva
    @Tauva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So you're telling me you pop two ludes, go to an early 20th century factory job and then vandalize a pickup truck?

  • @Corsa096322
    @Corsa096322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Pretty cruel of Geoff to ask how to spell "caveman". He gotta know Fluxen is illiterate.

    • @VICloudkicker
      @VICloudkicker 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A truly rhombus effort from this well-dressed dumbass.

  • @kokopelli6832
    @kokopelli6832 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    best one yet

  • @Jholl53
    @Jholl53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I feel like I'm having a stroke every time I watch one of these videos and it's the best part of my day 😂😂😂

  • @chris_1988
    @chris_1988 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That glimmer of Old Amir at the end made me feel things.
    Been binging old episodes again recently (the official(?) app is pretty useful, actually) and they still leave me breathless from laughing sometimes.

  • @SycophanticLeech
    @SycophanticLeech ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cauliflower based stir fry would be a good source of lean protein. Not carnivorous, but half right

  • @tdagarim10
    @tdagarim10 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Amir is slowly transforming into a new character episode by episode. It's a great thing to watch unfold lol.

  • @applecart44
    @applecart44 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    This series is getting better and better

  • @bigjman26
    @bigjman26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is the first time Gabrus is the smartest guy in the situation

  • @TwasADream22
    @TwasADream22 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    MORE Gabrus!

  • @KyleSisco
    @KyleSisco 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best episode so far!

  • @imafanofballoonshop
    @imafanofballoonshop 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    oh that misdirect at the end. love it

  • @ethwalk
    @ethwalk 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best episode yet! Keep it up!

  • @noahwright4356
    @noahwright4356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hahaha that was very good, also Gabrus is always a treat

  • @HydroPat
    @HydroPat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Amir is seriously being affected by Geoffrey... oh dear.

  • @loganmatthiesen3917
    @loganmatthiesen3917 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    best episode yet

  • @gr8fulcaps
    @gr8fulcaps 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the funniest yet! Seriously rolling lmfao

  • @ruthpol
    @ruthpol 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    these are getting more refined! good stuff, really liked the jokes :)

  • @nickmolinari110
    @nickmolinari110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    imo you could have a factory which contains conveyer belts that are all made of bread and then I think that fits 85% a factory and 15% a treadmill in which bread is the tracks

  • @rhov1422
    @rhov1422 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is getting truly *rhombus* at this point!

  • @thenathanlwo
    @thenathanlwo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This breadmill is truly rhombus

  • @zeedon
    @zeedon 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Gabrus is always hilarious

  • @simonkral99
    @simonkral99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best one yet!

  • @jonjonnz316
    @jonjonnz316 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If Geoffrey didn't spend so much on avocado toast, he'd be able to afford a house.

  • @corgio1260
    @corgio1260 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the best one yet

  • @jrjubach
    @jrjubach 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is this the stand up guy who ate all the cold cuts in the one stand up bit?

  • @jz9417
    @jz9417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bring back John

  • @taylordorothy4744
    @taylordorothy4744 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was so amazing

  • @daninbox
    @daninbox 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:57-2:48 - Absolutely hilarious. Breadmill.

  • @tokkibabs7
    @tokkibabs7 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    yes dude! this is my favorite one

  • @musicforchange1990
    @musicforchange1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Give us more gabrus.

  • @severalsedrack
    @severalsedrack 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It has been a while since I lost my shit watching a TH-cam vid, this will sound cliche AF but it reminds me of the old J&A days.
    Not many channels make me crack up these days, maybe h3h3 ...

    • @severalsedrack
      @severalsedrack 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They will never take the Jake and Amir label label off.
      they should play with that, it surely is their trademark writing

  • @__-zh6oq
    @__-zh6oq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Quaaludes are such an old people drug in the US. How does he even know what that is, haha

  • @schloergrape5191
    @schloergrape5191 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think J&A should take this series into the dirxtion of the early J&A videos... they were what set them apart from other series on TH-cam.

  • @dtownkb
    @dtownkb 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love all the theories that are coming out of the comment section and I love jake and amir and all of the headgum team! Keep it up you guys!

  • @Hossyboy420
    @Hossyboy420 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nice meeting ya Ronnie

  • @riodweber
    @riodweber 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best one ever!

  • @AethusalaAeon
    @AethusalaAeon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I sorry if gabrus is in shape than im a fucking adonis. No hate.

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dusty Bradford that’s... that’s the joke

  • @Rocketmanrun
    @Rocketmanrun 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This dude is so funny

    • @Rocketmanrun
      @Rocketmanrun 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And gabrus is a legend of course

    • @Rocketmanrun
      @Rocketmanrun ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Of jorts

  • @ianw8479
    @ianw8479 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Really funny stuff

  • @starfox300
    @starfox300 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    that's the guy who did the book club!

  • @drewdonahue123
    @drewdonahue123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the thing is all the things geffory said had protein in them

  • @JTVze
    @JTVze 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    GOAT

  • @charleshayesvaughn
    @charleshayesvaughn 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the best one 😂😂

  • @alcovere8175
    @alcovere8175 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The hairy baby himself

  • @kickhuggy
    @kickhuggy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Geoffrey the Amir

  • @Comraderob1
    @Comraderob1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is TRULY RHOMBUS!

  • @sjturner15
    @sjturner15 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Flucson!

  • @jesterex0
    @jesterex0 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    best one imo but the camera work is a bit weak

  • @ShadowWolf143224
    @ShadowWolf143224 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You got Flukeson!

  • @DendyJungle
    @DendyJungle 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    geoff looks pretty buff so i wouldnt be against getting a job at the breadmill

  • @ethownzbh
    @ethownzbh 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's sort of like when you're really mad but then you see someone freaking the fuck out with rage. Well that's Amir's experience. Seeing how dumb Geoffrey is must have caused him to gain whatever sense he could or at least quell his utter stupidity but he is, after all, still Amir and it won't be long until he relapses into full Amir and out-Amirs his Amir as there can only be one...Amir.

  • @zeedon
    @zeedon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That guy seems like he’d make a great intern.

  • @Yaktopan
    @Yaktopan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jeff is well spoken and dresses Fine. Why does he need to be jacked?

  • @humanturtle
    @humanturtle 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    ha.. thats awesome dude

  • @WorldPancake
    @WorldPancake 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I enjoy these but it annoys me that the Geoffrey character acts almost exactly like the Amir character even has some of the same quirks

  • @jackmartin8975
    @jackmartin8975 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm glad we still respect flugson

  • @rdear
    @rdear 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Theory: This is a prequel and Geoffrey is the reason Amir lost his mind and is the way he is at CH.

  • @stuffbackwards
    @stuffbackwards 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Geoffrey was basically Amir in this video

  • @JeremyHoffman
    @JeremyHoffman 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Outtakes are at the end of th-cam.com/video/kWEg_26g5rc/w-d-xo.html

  • @reemabakshi4758
    @reemabakshi4758 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    He totally does look like a Ronnie :'D

  • @theledstone
    @theledstone 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    hilarious

  • @SeraphsWitness
    @SeraphsWitness 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who ate Gabrus

  • @tylerbeck9424
    @tylerbeck9424 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did anybody else notice how shoddy the camera work was in this video? Writing was a lot better, even though they're basically copying jake and Amir. I enjoyed it, but production quality was unusually low. Shaky movement, weird noises, etc.

  • @ttahhhaaha
    @ttahhhaaha 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    hahahahahh

  • @darkknight072
    @darkknight072 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This entire conversation is based on a false premise!

  • @tonyb1486
    @tonyb1486 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    gabris we want more norelco videos with that hot chick.

  • @metaforically
    @metaforically 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    From bad to worse

  • @SkateOrDie666
    @SkateOrDie666 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gabrus > Karmel

  • @sunnydays405
    @sunnydays405 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ay

  • @deadbutworking
    @deadbutworking 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    you are no

  • @Tominos
    @Tominos 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    they aren't getting subs

  • @rnjbond
    @rnjbond 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The irony of Geoffrey asking this guy for fitness advice

  • @dtownkb
    @dtownkb 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    And you guys said Jake was getting fat. Check out Gabrus...Oh wait ... HE'S BEEN FAT! BOOM!
    (i love you Jon)

    • @PyrofreakStudios
      @PyrofreakStudios ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel like this is a joke Gabrus would make about himself but having a random internet person make it would bum him out cause they aren’t friends like that