Sidious gets rejected by the War Profiteers that DJ mentioned, so Sidious gets Rey and the Knights of Ren to acquire funds from them on his behalf...? Entirely plausible.
Wait, wait, wait. This was before Star Wars The Force Awakens came out - even before the teaser? And the title was revealed on November 7th too...of 2014. These guys can see the future.
it is moderately terrifying....I believe there are time travelers among us, they were warning us of what horrors were to come, but we didn't listen. and now we have paid the price
@@cormacconnolly6655 the rise of skywalker? it was a rushed, overflowing messy story with nothing but good visuals and fan service to support it. It was very funny...although i don't think it was supposed to be
@@sspark2686 That's good because a bunch of kung fu monks informed me it just made them feel kinda peckish to the point where they blew their money on Cantonese street food in stead of going to the movies ...
@@theplanespotterguy 2nd lesson would be is have a fully written story to start with, even Lucas made a few tweaks here and there to his originally trilogy, like Luke and Leia being related...other then how they kissed on Hoth, it didn't screw up the overall story.
@@theplanespotterguy even if abrams directed ep 8, palpatine's return would have still been handled badly, cuz they just decided to do that for ep 9. not having at least the skeleton of the story written before hand is what fucked up the movies, not switching directors
Everyone always points out where Matt does corpse, but noone ever gives him credit for the sketches like this where I have no idea how he keeps a straight face.
Sidious: yes but do you own the First Order? Wells Fargo: Actually, Bank Of America owns that. Surprising because Kylo Ren kidnapped the manager and forced him until he joined the First Order... Sidious: ... Wells Fargo: AS A JANITOR.... Sidious: Oh, holy sh-
If this became official Star Wars canon, it would actually make perfect sense to go along with the plot of the sequel trilogy and there wouldn’t be any plot holes or anything. In fact, it would actually cover up a lot of plot holes, such as how Palpatine survived and why he released the Final Order when he didn’t really need to. Star Wars isn’t dead just yet Disney, we’ve gotta make this happen
Sidious:"Can I have at least a loan for a secret base that can create and duplicate the most powerful people in the galaxy?" Wells Fargo:"Is this gonna be like Kamino?" Sidius:"I hope not." *audience laughter* Wells Fargo:"I dunno..." Sidious:"FINE, I'll pay off all my OG debts and pay this one off in time.. *In his head*(unless My grandaughter strikes me down first)" Wells Fargo:"Fine, but if you don't make your payments on time again, we also own the light side." Sidious:"I understand." Wells Fargo:"Goood, Palpatine, goood. Now strike them down and absorb their energy."
For the record, the random hole in the Death Star was crucial to the model because it was an exhaust tube that let out the heat. Without it, the Death Star would've overheated killing everyone on board. And plus, do you really think the makers of the Death Star were thinking that a group of rebels would break the laws of space, time, and gravity to get a beam of light into a small hole on the top of the Death Star? I rest my case.
“You’re about 5 years too early”
Actually 6 years
@@her0880 I take it you didn't see avengers endgame. I mean you right but it's funny
@@joewymer3921 I did see endgame too ;_;
@@her0880 then why do you feel the need to correct a joke?
@@joewymer3921 "I missed the part where that's my problem"
*4 years later* “I want a fleet of star destroyers, each with a Death Star cannon!!”
“No!!!”
“Please?”
“......fine....”
Rise of skywalker reference
Delete this bro, it’s a **BIG SPOILER**
You know a star destroyer with a death star cannon exists right?
Sippy Sam yea in the trailers
His insurance rates went up when he didn’t build any more Death Stars.
Well he got his loan for 10000 star destroyers
It was a more reasonable business plan.
The Russian banks have proven most generous when every bank in Europe and America blacklisted him over Starkiller Base
Never underestimate the power of a free small frosty.
@Butler897 right like why only one radio tower 🤣😂🤣
donovan galloway He was on a budget. It’s not easy 3D printing a bunch of ships while your stuck on a crane.
This is the plot of the Rise of Skywalker calling it now
Hey
No one is ever really gone...
I second that notion
So... youtube recommended it to you too...
Yeah, yeah that makes sense
Sidious gets rejected by the War Profiteers that DJ mentioned, so Sidious gets Rey and the Knights of Ren to acquire funds from them on his behalf...?
Entirely plausible.
If you see the apparent Plot leaks for it, yeah this is nearly spot on.
"It was like Chuck Noris went to Build-a-Bear and created a super army"
Best.
Line.
Ever.
+Madison Westwater "Never underestimate the power of a free small Frosty."
Second.
Best.
Line.
Ever.
+Madison Westwater "This is Wells Fargo, Mr. Sidious. We OWN the Dark Side."
"Oh snap."
Third.
Best.
Line.
Ever.
+Madison Westwater Agreed. Basically all three.
IKR
Yes. That is the only phrase I will ever use when describing Ewoks ever again
Wait, wait, wait. This was before Star Wars The Force Awakens came out - even before the teaser? And the title was revealed on November 7th too...of 2014. These guys can see the future.
i think there might be a slight changing of the title since this video was uploaded
@@Adam-eu5hi I think that too.
@@metalmayfantasy they have using the way back machine you can find its originally called studio c darth mortgage
Guess the name was leaked before 2014
Like the Simpsons?
IS NOBODY ELSE FREAKED OUT BY HOW ACCURATE THIS TURNED OUT?
it is moderately terrifying....I believe there are time travelers among us, they were warning us of what horrors were to come, but we didn't listen. and now we have paid the price
@@thebadpilot8161
What? That was an amazing movie
@@cormacconnolly6655 the rise of skywalker? it was a rushed, overflowing messy story with nothing but good visuals and fan service to support it. It was very funny...although i don't think it was supposed to be
TheBadPilot That’s your opinion. To me it was good in my opinion
@Morgan Freeman thats just toxic ive seen all the star wars movies and i still enjoyed it and thought it was good
"Ewoks are deceptively awesome fighters, its like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear and created an army"
My little brothers loved that line :D
Liam Fosdike It was quite operational. Eeehhhh....
Super army.
"Never underestimate the power of a free small frostie."
+James Landon
best qoute i ever heard....
I know right, I would totally fall for that. Who else likes when the audience cheered at the Chuck Norris joke instead of laughed?
"...of free real estate" would fit better
"This is Wells Fargo ... we own the Dark Side" - hahahahahaha
Truer words have never been uttered
"It was like Chuck Norris went to Build a Bear and created a super army", hahahahahaha
+David teer best quote ever
+David teer i know lol man
David teer this is my all time favorite line 😂
This is my new favorite Chuck Norris joke
This aged beautifully. Holy smokes.
Holy Snokes? 😁
Somewhere he is laughing because of Rise of Skywalker
The Chinese cut is marketed as "Rice of Skywalker"
@@whynottalklikeapirat Nice one, you got me laughing.
@@sspark2686 That's good because a bunch of kung fu monks informed me it just made them feel kinda peckish to the point where they blew their money on Cantonese street food in stead of going to the movies ...
@@whynottalklikeapirat Wow, i can't describe such words
Mat is a confirmed Jedi... search your feelings you know it to be true
+Skyrider He's a sith.... as he the manager of wells Fargo "owns the dark side"
Bracsey Gaming MUHAHAHA of course mat is a sith! there are so many people in my sith army I forgot lol!
Skyrider
........... :3
Bracsey Gaming >:)
+Bracsey Gaming .w.
Who’s here after Rise Of Skywalker
J Double C me
No shut up, the newest Star Wars movie is phantom menace
Me
Me
Me
this return makes far more sense that what we got with Rise of Skywalker.
Mr. S yep agree with that honestly I can’t get enough of this
Mr. S yeah lesson learned: if you want a coherent trilogy dont change the director between the movies.
@@theplanespotterguy 2nd lesson would be is have a fully written story to start with, even Lucas made a few tweaks here and there to his originally trilogy, like Luke and Leia being related...other then how they kissed on Hoth, it didn't screw up the overall story.
@@theplanespotterguy even if abrams directed ep 8, palpatine's return would have still been handled badly, cuz they just decided to do that for ep 9. not having at least the skeleton of the story written before hand is what fucked up the movies, not switching directors
OMG, I said “Oh Snap!!” right before Jason said it after Matt said “This is Wells Fargo, we own the Dark Side.” 😆 😂 I DID NOT EXPECT THAT!!!
Bless Jason and his great acting
I think JJ saw this and was like yeah he's alive
"It was like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear and created a super army!"
And now, he built thousands of them
They also fly
This is spoiler of episode IX
how
Gumper the Goalie it’s so close to the actual film it’s uncanny
How did I miss this for the last 6 years? TH-cam must master the dark side and shred this video in the darkness.
"Didnt your last cosigner die after throwing you down a giant shaft?" I died
Sidious looks like he’s constantly staring at a huge spider (from Australia) 🕷
😄😄😄
"This is Wells Fargo, Mr. Sidious. We own the dark side." 😂😂😂
So that's how he built his fleet
Of course, the most evil business ever, Wells Fargo!
Fool, eat evil space-lightning!
Aaaaauuuuuuuuuhhhhh!!
weeeellllllll cows promoting chicken genocide is pretty evil soooooooooo...
+Crazy Biscuit
I'm not sure if they can get much worse than Bank of America.
Faceless Man True.
Crazy Biscuit no it's Disney
"It was like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear and created a super army."
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I’m surprised they couldn’t get Ian McDermin to do this. He would’ve loved it! 😆
This sketch was done before Rogue One was even made, which explained why the "self-destruction hole" was there to begin with.
Sidious' face when Matt opened the door with his mind. "This is Wells Fargo, we own the Dark Side!!"
So THAT'S where our nation's debt comes from!!
So this is where my master was hiding all along
SLC Utah? 🤔
Those ewoks were awesome it was like Chuck Noris want to build a bear build an army XD XD
My eyes are bleeding, thank you.
Evil space lightning! Ehhhhhhhggg! Dang it! Curse this arthritis!
WARNING!! Episode 7 spoiler aheadLooks like Supreme Leader Snoke got his Death Star loan approved.
Wonder how the Empire will pay for three Death Star loans...
This comment didn't agewell
Abby Pennington how so?
*Spoiler* Smoke was Palpatine all along!!!!!
Will Rodgers smoke xD
Boy did this video age well
I've been sharing it with everyone I know as they walk out of the theatre.
darth sidius is my favorite character ever imitated by studio c
Is so hard to find clean comedy ! I'm Mormon and this is the best!
Sideous learned what true control of the Dark Side looked like. Deep debt from loans with high-interest rates.
I though EA owned the Dark Side
You mean George Lucas?
+King K.C or united airlines or the Trump administration.
Ea is the apprentice
You mean Kathleen Kennedy
King K.C no
Ha, Matt's bored expression the entire time...priceless. :)
And with the whole "evil space lightning" sequence.... The *what an amateur* look was just beautiful.
The skit is a lot like a older Family Guy cutaway bit. Darth Vader gets a bank loan 🏦 for a "sports bar" .... 😁
Now I doubt he could get a loan after this times super massive terraforming project blew up.
yeah
Technically it didn't "blow up", it turned into a star.
I love the end like "We own the dark side" and I love all the videos that you guys make be safe Studio C.
Everyone always points out where Matt does corpse, but noone ever gives him credit for the sketches like this where I have no idea how he keeps a straight face.
He actually cloned himself and returned in Dark Empire, 6 years after the Second Death Star was destroyed.
I would sincerely like to thank you guys for doing so much to make all of us laugh.
He is pretty much asking for $852,000,000,000,000,000 dollars just for the death star😮
How did they leak The Rise of Skywalker footage 6 years earlier, this needs to be taken down
The most accurate protrayal of Wells Fargo that I have ever seen
I like how the laughing of the audience stopped when they speak
"This is Wells Fargo, we own the Dark Side." I almost fell out of my chair.
Sidious: yes but do you own the First Order?
Wells Fargo: Actually, Bank Of America owns that. Surprising because Kylo Ren kidnapped the manager and forced him until he joined the First Order...
Sidious: ...
Wells Fargo: AS A JANITOR....
Sidious: Oh, holy sh-
I've noticed his impersonation takes on Grandpa Simpson tone sometimes - minute 2:45 for example. Love these sketches!
i love the star wars spoofs
"This is Wells Fargo, Mr. Sidious. We OWN the Dark Side!"
That's the banking and loan industry for you!
Best line in the sketch!
"it was like chuck norris went to build-a-bear and made a super army"
Only in Studio C could you hear a sentence like " Welcome to Wells Fargo Mr. Sidious" Epic!
Me thinking it would be;
"Don't approve my loan, and your jorney to the dark side will be complete."
(thanks for the likes!)
Wow... who knew Studio C always knew the plot to rise of skywalker
Who knew they would predict episode 9 so accurately
I think this is the best parody of Star Wars I have seen yet. Great job.
I want more!
This is going to be a scene in episode nine no doubt
Imagine if this was canon?
"This is the intergalactic banking clan Mr Sidious, we own the dark side."
If this became official Star Wars canon, it would actually make perfect sense to go along with the plot of the sequel trilogy and there wouldn’t be any plot holes or anything. In fact, it would actually cover up a lot of plot holes, such as how Palpatine survived and why he released the Final Order when he didn’t really need to.
Star Wars isn’t dead just yet Disney, we’ve gotta make this happen
"It's like Chuck Norris went to build a bear workshop and created an army"😂
IT WASN'T CRUCIAL TO YOUR ARTISTIC VISION, IT WAS GALEN ERSO SAVING THE UNIVERSE!!!!! STOP TAKING ALL THE CREDIT.
So this is how plans for episode 9 came about 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh my god, every star wars fan knows the InterGalactic Banking Clan (IGBC) runs the finances in a galaxy far away... like, duh.
+joshuaoha I really couldn't have named that, but I could recall the ancient Czerka Corporation.
I cant believe how accurate this is.
I demand more Darth Sedious skits!
Thank you!
Okay... So I've recently learned that ewoks have strength equal to wookies... They're like dwarves in Lord of the Rings.
Sidious:"Can I have at least a loan for a secret base that can create and duplicate the most powerful people in the galaxy?"
Wells Fargo:"Is this gonna be like Kamino?"
Sidius:"I hope not." *audience laughter*
Wells Fargo:"I dunno..."
Sidious:"FINE, I'll pay off all my OG debts and pay this one off in time.. *In his head*(unless My grandaughter strikes me down first)"
Wells Fargo:"Fine, but if you don't make your payments on time again, we also own the light side."
Sidious:"I understand."
Wells Fargo:"Goood, Palpatine, goood. Now strike them down and absorb their energy."
Predictions are lit
I guess being both emperor and a chancellor doesn"t pay much and that's why he pays late each month for his loan.
"IT WAS QUITE OPERATIONAL!! AAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHH!!!"
Still cracking up at that
Did they actually just predict Rise of Skywalker? I mean, only the trailers are out but it’s clear that Darth Sidious is in it.
It's funny how they all do this so good yet them selfs look like they are about to laugh lol
This is canon because of episode 9
That chuck noris line kills me every time. Best line ever. X-D
For the record, the random hole in the Death Star was crucial to the model because it was an exhaust tube that let out the heat. Without it, the Death Star would've overheated killing everyone on board. And plus, do you really think the makers of the Death Star were thinking that a group of rebels would break the laws of space, time, and gravity to get a beam of light into a small hole on the top of the Death Star? I rest my case.
Still, They Could Have ray shielded that. Even temporarily during an attack
And then Rogue One came along just to make you look a fool. The best of the new films, created to spite one lone TH-camr.
Let out heat...? Into a vacuum...?
@@trent1129 this comment is literally six years old. i was 13. gimme a break dude.
@@julianna2382 😂
I'm sooooooooooo glad We have mormon comedy :D
It was like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear 😂😂
This skit NEEDS a sequel.
"Never underestimate the power of a free small frosty."
Well said man, well said.
Originally titled "Darth Mortgage"
"This is disney we own the dark side"
They even got the slightly off center eyes right
Now I'm glad I bank with Wells Fargo!
lol
FOOL!! Eat evil space-lightning!
Aaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuhhh!!
.....
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Best Darth Sidious ever XD
The funniest thing in this whole sketch is the minuscule amount of water Matt put in each glass
"When the face is a prune... Action goes BOOM!!"
They called it that palpatine didn’t die
Emperor Palpatine nationalize the banking guild, so technically he is Wells Fargo's boss
A sketch with Darth Sidious and Snape would be awesome!
They're both played by Jason, so I think that's quite impossible to see them together in a sketch
Wells Fargo, the only investment evil enough for a sith lord.
The fact that this was 6 years ago...
you guys are funnier than Saturday Night Live
This video aged well.