Ep#9: OAKLEY HAS A DATE! - (Cute & Funny Dachshund Dogs Dating)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 มี.ค. 2021
- In this episode, Oakley the #Dachshund uses the #dating app Dogr to find a cute match for himself from an array of all different types of #dogs and hey, even a pet pig! He swipes through a Great Dane, Bulldog, pig, before finally swiping left on the adorable little Yorkie named Mila!
He then asks Mila to go on a non-electronic date with him, after she clarifies that he has been vaccinated of course.
Oakley picks up Mila from her house and they drive back to his house, where Oakley prepares a romantic dinner for her of microwaved dog food. Then they watch a movie together where things get romantic and Oakley ALMOST has his first kiss.
This video is in celebration of Oakley's 10th birthday!
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Ccc I just want you in my heart 😮😮😮😮😮😊
Plz do a third date video with Oakley and Mila
I found Crusoe and friends about a week ago. Im hooked. Probably have seen 6 videos now. Most recent the trip to Arizona. I saw the little clip about Crusoe and his surgery. Thank you for sharing that. I empathized with him. Such dedicated owners. The rehab going along fine and then the pinched nerve. Stay strong Crueso. Hugs to him, Daphne and Oakley. Oakley, do you live with same mom and dad as Crueso and Daph? From the videos, I'm thinking maybe you don't. Love all of you. Susan , Hayward, CA .
Oakley is funny
“I’d still warn you not to get between me and a doughnut 🍩” 🤣😂. Happy birthday 🎂🎊🎉 Oakley!
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Best line "tell her she can take her dress off...".🤣
Lol what girl would take her dress off
Besides daphne she hates dresses but I would keep my shirt on but i would just take my jacket off
@@um-fu8dg wot
Lol
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I liked when Oakley asked Frank to help him pick out the clothes he was going to wear on his date with Mila. Frank has good taste.
Hahaa yea he dose😂
Frank definitely does!!
What an amazing taste 👅 I agree!! ☺️🙏🏻❤️
I'm on the floor laughing how they text each other and he said he's been vaccinated for rabies!
The opening tinder parody is hilarious
I want to know who on earth could give this a thumbs down. Oakley Dokily is the cutest thing ever.
He was so cute and nervous. Mila is a cutie pie.
Jesus Christ *Rapture* is coming very soon... Repent of your sins.... He loves all of you.
@@pangi5460 That said would Jesus give Oakley a thumbs down? I doubt it.
"Interrorerogation" Daphne's too awesome
I love it when he spray roadkill on him HIS FACE WAS SO ADORABLE AND FUNNY🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂
I agree! It reminds Mila of a barn haha 😆!!!!
"I'm very acquainted to make you happy!" :D
Could not stop laughing!
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Jesus Christ *Rapture* is coming very soon... Repent of your sins.... He loves all of you.
@@pangi5460 stop
Love how you call your daddy “Father”! It’s just so...Oakley! 😄 We need another video of you, Oak.
How could anyone give a hands down! This was precious!
The way Daphne speaks is sooooo cute!
Love, Love Daphne!!!
And the boys, too, of course!
I love her too
I like the part where he's texting her back and forth. Hilarious
Jesus Christ *Rapture* is coming very soon... Repent of your sins.... He loves all of you.
R r right
Its so adorable how Oakley was texting!!! 💕
I love Ockley’s voice!!
Oakley needs to leave the door open- I am dying 😅
The but I’m 70 years old part 😂😂 and his French... he told her she had trash can eyes 😆😆...
like whaaaaaaaat
loololololololololol🤣
My favorite line: “Aw, Mom. C’mon. I’m seventy years old.” Worth waiting for another witty and heartwarming video. What a great Birthday present FROM Oakley to the fans! (Shoutout to Daphne & Crusoe for their dating advice.) 💙
I came here looking for that line. :)
Well Said! Couldn't have said it any better myself! Happy Birthday my darling Oakily! Have a lovely day dear one! All my love, Lisa
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!
🐾Happy 10th 🦴
Birthday Oakley!!!🐾 🥳 Wishing you lots of love you handsome devil 💞💕
Love, Pam & Nala 🐾🐾
@@craft-o-matic2377 Has
The way she holds up daintily her little left front paw as she eats!
I love when he couldn't talk right. Most dates start that way, lol!!!🤣❤
I like when The fire truck part that was really funny 🥺🤣🤣🤣🤣
There is a longer video with the firetruck a few years ago, check it out. Hilarious.
@@rescuerangerette1874 ok I will !
Same
smmmmmooccffy💖💕😚
I love the part where he thinks he's a chef because he microwaved some freeze dried dog food. haha ADORABLE!
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Second btw I loved the bit too most importantly I loveeeeee the bit where daphe said “don’t go in the bathroom for too long or she will think your going poopies lol!
Happy Birthday, Oakley! Have many more!
Geez, Oakley went full-on 17 year-old boy Axe body spray! And the fire truck bit...
As usual, Crusoe is the voice of reason.
Thanks for the laughs, guys! That was sweet!👍
Mila is such a good choice. Just looking at the pair! It’s lovely ☺️ ❤️🥳
Lol 😝 Franks a toy though!! Haha 😆 the style two was HILARIOUS!! 😂
A cover
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" Pure Genius" , beyond adorable. 💙
Jesus Christ *Rapture* is coming very soon... Repent of your sins.... He loves all of you.
Oakley on a date. That was brilliant.
Jesus Christ *Rapture* is coming very soon... Repent of your sins.... He loves all of you.
2:57 Lmfao :-) you're so funny, Oakley
Penny’s description! OMG! “Open to other species”😂😂😂
‘Been to prison once’ 🤣🤣🤣🤔
"Been to prison once" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 i didn't realize just how tiny Oakley is until I saw him next to a yorkshire terrier ❤
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jesus Christ *Rapture* is coming very soon... Repent of your sins.... He loves all of you.
He’s a dog 🐕
I like when ockely dressed as a gangster lol so funny and cute and sweet and funny 😄😄❤❤
I can't wait to see you again Oakley! I miss you very much! Lisa
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Happiest birthday Oakley. Crusoe be well and healthy. Daphne, stay safe.
Thank you!!🙏😋
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Oakley looks handsome
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I liked when mom came in the room right before they kissed
It’s a good thing Oakley didn’t pick chocolate for a gift
I love your videos so much! Wish I had such a big creativity with my beagle!
I almost forgot Happy Birthday Oakley! You don't look day over four!!
Happy Birthday Oakley! Lol, ah Mom, I’m 70! That’s my favourite line!
My fav scene is when oakley told mila how his drivings licence got suspended😂😂
Loved every minute of it. This gives me hope in finding someone someday.
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If only our dogs actually liked taking a bath..
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Mine loved it
I had one that loved them - until the day she discovered mud.
Same
So many great lines, it’s hard to pick just one. Daphane “tell her she can take her dressers of, cause us ladies hate wearing dressers”. Brilliant reintroducing the fire truck clip. Great from start to finish. Bravo!
Jesus Christ *Rapture* is coming very soon... Repent of your sins.... He loves all of you.
@@pangi5460 when
Oakley : I'm coming to save the day then "crashes". also oakley : oh nvermind.
Okaliy always looks young and so cute 🥰 never change okliy!
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Happy Birthday Oakley! And the line is his "bio"....I've been to prison..BAHAHAHAHA and say whaaaat? Oh Oakley, you cheeky boy you!
Happy birthday Oakley from Switzerland!!
Is it his birthday?
Ok thanks
Omg ,I can't remember laughing this much .Epic,hilarious, Daphne and Crusoe going Oakley advice in the loo. I also loved the, swipe right. Thank you for the amazing vido🙋🤗🐶
happy birthday oakley, hope you have a good and healthy rest of your life!
He'd be a perfect date for me if he was a human. Dorky,but still adorable.
That old little rascal. I see some grey. I hope they go on another date. They are cute together. Love you Oakley! 😀🐶🐾❤️
I think these are so creative. Love love love these pups.
I love the line: “your such a good michorwaver” lol I loved that HAPPY BIRTHDAY OKALY
My favorite parts were the memory of Oakley crashing the fire truck and Oakley saying he was 70 years old. They made me laugh out loud, but very sweet overall!
I Love you ❤️!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'!!!!!!
Because he is 70 years old
I like that to😂😂😂😂
Mila: "Will you teach me French one day?"
Oakley [in Spanish]: "Yes sir"
That was right!😂
Wait he said sir
umm si means hi not yes boi.
Hahaha that made me laugh too. Also Hola means hi and Si means yes
@@netdragger nozo lozo si means
Yes
I have a "Doggo" friend and she is mostly a yorky like Mila brings back memories! 😀
Getting help in the bathroom on the toiletseat, coming back and telling MILA his shirt got caught in the zip.
But everthing else was great too.
Mila sounds like a great name for the dog she’s a Yorkshire terrier
Crusoe Stay Happy And Continue To Stay Well! I Love You & Daphne Too!
@@carmenjones2854 and to Oakley too carmen
Jesus Christ *Rapture* is coming very soon... Repent of your sins.... He loves all of you.
Oakleys fairly proficient in texting all things considered...
And how his father approved.
And him singin in the tub.
I love Oakley.
My favorite line is when he said excuse me I have to use the loo
Omg. This is so cute. I almost forget that they are just dogs 🤭
Happy Birthday Oakley!! The best line was when Mila wasn’t sure who stunk...Oakley or Mom!!!!😂
I thimk they dont like each other
Mum gave her a look!
Why do I have to leave the door open, I am 70 years old, too funny.
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Your 70 and your on TH-cam?
@@readingwithrhiannon1424 , maybe by the time you’re 70, you will learn how to spell!
Oakely is the money printer for Crusoe . he super cute
I liked the scene when he remembered the time when he crashed the fire truck
Mom, I’m 70 years old!😂😂😂
And also I love that this episode is just about Oakley we need more of the episodes and this is what I like
My fav event is where Mila says”that was fun let’s do it again sometime” and Oakley was like”yes!”
Whenever I think of Oakley, I think the words “By Golly!”
For Daphne, I think the words “ladylike lady”
For Crusoe , I think the words “I’m too old for that stuff”
The firetruck crash was my favourite! I laughed so much.
So glad I found this today! 😎👍
Love'd every word of it.. mostly the bathroom scene conversation..
My favorite line was when he said "Aw c'mon mom I am 70 years old" and, Mila:"So it must be a secret formula" Oakley: Yep 45 seconds
Jesus Christ *Rapture* is coming very soon... Repent of your sins.... He loves all of you.
@@pangi5460 what
@@pangi5460 who
6:58 fire truck
I don't spend too long only right there do you might want me to pick you up at ?
Oakley: I'm in the bathroom
Daphne: Ew! Call me back later
Oakley: no no, I'm on a date
Daphne: In the bathroom?
That made me laugh so hard. Love you Daphne, Oakley is hilarious, and Crusoe, stay safe.
Edit: thanks for the likes btw
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Stop spamming the emojis
Precious!
Been to prison once 🤣
That line had me rolling.
Well if you didint see the prison video with crusoe you must not know that just telling yall
@@scorpion1020 bbb
@Mia balmilero gvg
@Mia balmilero I’m 😢
4:14 "sewer sardine"!😂 The fire truck crash was hilarious too! Ryan you could be writing sitcoms you're really really good at coming up with extremely entertaining and funny stuff:) I watched with a smile on my face the whole way thru! Happy birthday Oakley you gorgeous little sweetheart 🥰
Loved it!
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@@Crusoe_Dachshund omg 3 mins wth
That made me lol! So funny and loved the flashback😉
Yeah the fire truck crashed lol
The baaf song was so funny 🤣 😅😅🤣😝🥰
That was great, start to finish. I LOVE it!
Imagine Daphne has a boyfriend LOL
What if she is secretly a government spy who has a boyfriend?
SHE IS TOO YOUNG
She already has a boyfriend her boyfriend is crusoe
@@shilohmerilan9858 crusoe is her brother!
@@sislertx she’ll become an adult right away in her dog years
I squeeked when he walked away with the towel "around his waist"
Jesus Christ *Rapture* is coming very soon... Repent of your sins.... He loves all of you.
Yoe ou rkak
Crashing his fire truck 🤣🤣🤣
I like it where he sings in the bathtub it’s funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Do not understand why there are 4 dislikes. It was adorable.
The jealous piggie Oakley didn't choose.
It IS adorable.
Agreed
I didnt know it and won't look at the likes and dislikes. I just LOVE these pupsters no matter what anyone thinks.
@@DebbieUnderfinger Me too!
I should have started dating like 8 years ago LOL!!!! Absolutely adorable Oakley & siblings!...and Mila
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my fave was the one when oakily was in the toilet and calling daphne and crusoe i laughed so bad, my throat was dry
HAPPY BIRTHDAY OAKLEY
Oakley said “You have garbage eyes that boil like the demons in the nutty sky” in French
LOL the French line seduction technique was hilarious! Tellement drôle! 🤩
I translated that too
It said tha same thing that you commented too
@@lizbethcampos688 I didn’t use a translator but good I guess
Thanks for translating, little hidden joke for the francophones.
Totally charming! Loved"Mila, it's 11 pm and your mom wants me to drive you home."
Happy birthday Oakley
Oakley is so adorable and super cute. ❤❤❤❤😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
Happy Birthday Oakley!
You can type faster on your smartphone than I can! LOL
A generous amount of stankkkk!
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"I wasn't going to say anything...I wasn't sure if it was you or your Mom!" Actually did laugh out loud- my dogs came over to see what was wrong with me! We need more of this!
Happy birthday Oakley my favourite scene was the firetruck bit 😂🎉♥️
Oh, and also my most favorite scene was that they almost kissed that was so funny 😅🥲
Okay, my French is REALLY rusty, but I’m pretty sure Oakley told Mika, “You have garbage can eyes that boil in the nutty sky.” I’m positive about the trash can eyes part. 🤣
Been waiting for someone to catch this one 😉
LOL LOL LOL LOL
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@@Crusoe_Dachshund LOL
@@Crusoe_Dachshund lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooòooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
thats a little much perfume
Yes it is
Bb😄❌🤪😊
Oakley: “i should’ve been dating like 8 years ago!” Me: “b-but you would have only been 2 then…” also me: “ wait… *2 in dog years is 14… oh well I’m really silly.”
in dog years he would be 14
@@Merc-Benz-and-GTRLover no he would be 35 years old because hes 10 (in human years) but 70 in dog years
@@randomanimations1723 i don’t get it
@@Merc-Benz-and-GTRLover if you divide 70 by 2 then you're get 35 (i think thats how the math works)
@@randomanimations1723 he meant when he was 2 he would be 14
When he crashed the fire truck 😂😂❤❤❤❤
Oh that was so sweet I absolutely love it and it was actually nice to see him Oakley’s parents because we don’t usually see them and happy birthday Oakley
Oakley's parents come off as people that don't understand this and think it's a little silly but are supporting it anyways and that's always lovely.