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"How Do I Exist?" - Lucky People #4

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  • @ozzymanreviews
    @ozzymanreviews  2 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Thanks watching everyone. Whack the Like button for an eternity of good luck ay. And check out me super sweet Merch: ozzymanshop.com

    • @xd_volts
      @xd_volts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hello

    • @jackmiller8851
      @jackmiller8851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks watching everyone. Whack like button for good ay. And check out merch sweet super: dyslexia.com

    • @FortyFiveUltimate45
      @FortyFiveUltimate45 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ello m8 😃

    • @ultramagapurebloodpride8294
      @ultramagapurebloodpride8294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Another awesome video 👏

    • @ItisSusan
      @ItisSusan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Loved it !! The last one was here in Australia, Brissy I think 🤔 Thank you for another awesome video, your a bloody Legend mate 👍 cheers 🍻

  • @JobberBud
    @JobberBud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5321

    The guy who won 250k is more shaken up than the pole vaulter who almost lost his junk.

    • @utkarsh2746
      @utkarsh2746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      Compared to repeatedly finding yourself in destination f'ed good luck is much harder to believe.

    • @imperialtrooper927
      @imperialtrooper927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      It was probably the pole vaulter's adrenaline keeping him from freaking out or smth

    • @saikoakuma
      @saikoakuma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      He straight up was begging God not to kill him, that was what finally made me crack up.

    • @CaptainArn
      @CaptainArn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@saikoakuma He said "Please don't film me." because he was breaking down and about to cry

    • @pelago_
      @pelago_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣 true

  • @Amazonianarya
    @Amazonianarya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4613

    They missed the craziest part of the story: Bill Morgan (Double Lotto dude) was in a car accident, was clinically dead for 14 minutes, came back, was comatosed for over a week, and recovered. He went to get the first scratch ticket to celebrate not being dead/vegetable.

    • @spis_dritt
      @spis_dritt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      That's like My Name is Earl shit there.

    • @james.telfer
      @james.telfer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Got to ask him to choose me some lottery numbers, he can't go wrong! 😁

    • @turbo8628
      @turbo8628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      I don't know how that hasn't been on the news in every country because that is absolutely insane!

    • @chavkata
      @chavkata 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@spis_dritt "I am just trying to be a better person... My name is Bill"
      I loved that show, now I will have to rewatch it, because of you 🤣

    • @sikes442
      @sikes442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      That would explain him saying God please don't kill me. At least that is what is sounded like to me, wow!

  • @maythesciencebewithyou
    @maythesciencebewithyou ปีที่แล้ว +71

    The crazy stuff you see caught on film makes you wonder how much crazier stuff wasn't.

    • @mikescan7050
      @mikescan7050 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, that really makes you think.

  • @terrymeare4742
    @terrymeare4742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1346

    I love that aussie guy who won a second time. Lucky bastard 😆 🤣

    • @joski9030
      @joski9030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You beat me to it ! Makes me want to go buy a scratcher

    • @nadavdanieli
      @nadavdanieli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Should have bought another one, until he does not win anything, then he know not to buy another one in his life.

    • @IstvanMircsov
      @IstvanMircsov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm not 100% sure but I remember like he wake up from years of coma just before this lucky strike😄

    • @khabibnurmagomedov4251
      @khabibnurmagomedov4251 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I bet it's fake or he must be very stupid to admit he won 250k in public around strangers.

    • @dehydratedwater9806
      @dehydratedwater9806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@nadavdanieli I've been to a casino twice, won 41,000 first time and 28,000 second time. I'm scared to go back because casinos aren't in business because the give money away.

  • @vyger5462
    @vyger5462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1045

    "Without a head it's extra-hard to function in society" - that made my day 😂. Thanks Ozzy Man.

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's true wisdom, that's what it is.

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Eh, society sucks. It forces you to pay to exist even though you didn't choose to. I think I'd rather lose my head.

    • @dehydratedwater9806
      @dehydratedwater9806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Politicians function without anything in their heads.

    • @hugoshobbies1688
      @hugoshobbies1688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Although that one is quite doubtable... there seem to be too many people around that function just as society want's them to with a head that's just there for decorational purposes.

    • @oliviagrahammake-upservice7480
      @oliviagrahammake-upservice7480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "I don't know any headless people" 🤣

  • @HUNTERS_CRACKPIPE
    @HUNTERS_CRACKPIPE ปีที่แล้ว +180

    So happy for that guy that won 250k. Makes me happy seeing people in joy regardless of my situation.

    • @mohammedhusain6446
      @mohammedhusain6446 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its 25 years old..

    • @fredgervinm.p.3315
      @fredgervinm.p.3315 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mohammedhusain6446 So f'n what !
      What is your point ?
      GD troll...
      Regardless if it is 125yrs old, the op showed more Moral Character in a couple of words then you possess...

    • @custos3249
      @custos3249 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're either 9 or haven't realized Jesus isn't really watching you.

    • @Radwar99
      @Radwar99 ปีที่แล้ว

      The funny thing is that it wouldn't of happened if the news crew didn't ask him to buy a ticket to re-enact his first time winning.

  • @Krondelo
    @Krondelo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    I’m still in shock every time I see that guy win 250k. I sure hope he deserved it because he truly seemed grateful.

    • @jwag301
      @jwag301 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he did deserve it.

    • @amon8977
      @amon8977 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He did. I believe he was on a car accident then got comatose for weeks then recovered. As a celebration, he bought a scratcher and won a car. And then, for reenactment of his win for the news, he won 250k.

  • @magicalminty6203
    @magicalminty6203 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    0:50 That didn't look like luck, that looked like a bigfoot warning. That's how they tell people to get the F out of their territory, by throwing big heavy stuff close to people.

    • @fallen4062
      @fallen4062 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it really exist?

    • @toxicgracie3772
      @toxicgracie3772 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fallen4062 Yes Bigfoot/Sasquatch are very real

    • @fallen4062
      @fallen4062 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@toxicgracie3772 prove it 🤔

    • @toxicgracie3772
      @toxicgracie3772 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@fallen4062 Go to a Native American reserve and ask the elders. They will tell you more than I can about them. But all I can say is that they do exist. If you know, you know.

    • @fallen4062
      @fallen4062 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@toxicgracie3772interesting

  • @leahc8347
    @leahc8347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +917

    The guy in the first clip is so commendable. You can see he hasn't fully still gotten over the trauma of it, (and instead of putting his bike aside and going to the pavement to catch a breath away from traffic or whatever..) the first thing he does is gets up and thinks of helping the truck driver. On the spot character.

    • @DmitriyLaktyushkin
      @DmitriyLaktyushkin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      This is Russia and the truck driver didnt yield, if he's ok hes about not to be.

    • @donjean6590
      @donjean6590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DmitriyLaktyushkin
      Yeah I was trying to work out the logistics of this.
      Is there a street sign that says the truck is to yield.
      Also looking at it the red car is likely over the speed limit if you compare it to the truck.
      In this country the road that has to yield has a clear white or yellow line painted across it.

    • @KimonFrousios
      @KimonFrousios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@donjean6590 There are 3 clues the truck should yield: explicit inverse triangle sign, continued line down the middle of red car road through the intersection, and in case of absence of any signage always yield to traffic from your right.

    • @donjean6590
      @donjean6590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KimonFrousios
      Thank you ill take a closer look.
      Ive never known anyone who has driven there so dont know what rules may be the same or different.
      Its the whole reason I was curious.

    • @malik7221
      @malik7221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@donjean6590 well where I drive there are no street signs or anything resembling them. You as a driver has to be scanning the roads all the time like a radar. Especially when reaching an intersection looking right and left to make sure not to get hit by some genius.

  • @leobender2910
    @leobender2910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1878

    Such a wholesome guy the lottery winner is. You've fully deserved it, man!

    • @hannesRSA
      @hannesRSA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yea the old guys who have nothing to live for, we could use it.

    • @TheCgOrion
      @TheCgOrion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @Jared Haas Wasn't he only in his late 30's in that clip? I remember that he did just go through some serious health problems the previous year (this was in the news report).
      Edit: He was 37. He was in a coma for 14 days, and his heart stopped, after a serious vehicle accident, and a reaction to medication. That guy had one hell of a year!

    • @hannesRSA
      @hannesRSA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Jared Haas the last 60 years go quick, and no women are going to look his way

    • @howlrichard1028
      @howlrichard1028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@hannesRSA dude, just stop

    • @hannesRSA
      @hannesRSA 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@howlrichard1028 you don't get it

  • @justanothermortal1373
    @justanothermortal1373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I know the people in these clips are definitely traumatised but I can't help laughing at Ozzy's hilarious commentary 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mroberts566
      @mroberts566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree, I’ve seen some of these before, but the commentary makes this a great video. I think I’m going to start saying “Luck is a cheeky wanker.”

    • @FallenAngel_23
      @FallenAngel_23 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love the comment "I don't know anyone without a head" LOL!

  • @Bonez0r
    @Bonez0r ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:47 "However many weeks it takes to stop swinging, *wait."* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @pal5683
    @pal5683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    When I was a little girl, around five or so, I was playing with my cousins at my grandparents house and running around a big concrete fountain they had in their yard. The bottom section that we were running inside had a wavy edge, each indentation only a few inches deep. Suddenly the fountain fell over, I fell backwards with my legs landing exactly in two of the indents, purely by chance. If I hadn't landed the way I did I would have without a doubt lost both legs, maybe my life. If I had larger legs that didn't fit so perfectly, same story. This happened fifty years ago and I'm still grateful for my good fortune.

    • @puteraamirul7936
      @puteraamirul7936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      oh my god. what a story. did your parent somehow witness it ? or did they come right on time before you stand back up. The look on their face must be really freak out

    • @anuragsunil
      @anuragsunil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Damn

    • @sabredog1955
      @sabredog1955 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      A lot of my friends call me a pessimist, but the way I see it, you may have missed out on a chance to be a Paralympic champion.

    • @pal5683
      @pal5683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@puteraamirul7936 All the grownups were inside and very close by when it happened, they came running out right after. In the end everyone was just relieved there were no serious injuries.

    • @turbo8628
      @turbo8628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@sabredog1955 i am logging off now. That has won the internet for the day for me 🤣

  • @chanandlerbong2477
    @chanandlerbong2477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    One time I lost my car and the news wanted me to do a bit about how i lost it, so i went back and actually lost $250,000

    • @TheMaaxZ
      @TheMaaxZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I hate when that happens

    • @marcussmithereens-smithert5409
      @marcussmithereens-smithert5409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That's why I don't keep $250,000 change in my pockets anymore.

    • @openorwap5412
      @openorwap5412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@marcussmithereens-smithert5409 Absolutely. No good can come from it at ALL!

    • @ItisSusan
      @ItisSusan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😯

    • @peterrrr
      @peterrrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lemme guess, you play poker?

  • @CharlotteForbes
    @CharlotteForbes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    We as humans have got roughly a 1 in 400 trillion chance of existing. So, in a sense, we're all incredibly lucky to be alive. (Love life or hate it!)
    Love your videos, Ozzy Man. You've got a wicked sense of humour.

    • @iamthelaw2828
      @iamthelaw2828 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ?? Seriously? God created us all and it has zero to do with chance. Angels saved these people in these videos.

    • @foxygrin
      @foxygrin ปีที่แล้ว +5

      'Angels' should start working overtime then

    • @iamthelaw2828
      @iamthelaw2828 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@foxygrin Why? Some people's time is just their time.

    • @kevinfinnerty8414
      @kevinfinnerty8414 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, No Higher power. 400 Trillion to one by chance oozed out of the ocean. Much more likely. I feel bad for those poor souls who actually believe that.

    • @thebestevertherewas
      @thebestevertherewas ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iamthelaw2828 😂
      Innocent kids die with some of the most horrible of diseases.
      If that God exists, he's one sick bastard!

  • @gymguy25
    @gymguy25 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Without a head, it’s hard to function in society” -funny, I’ve met plenty of people who’ve pulled it off! 😂

  • @SirChubblesSteen
    @SirChubblesSteen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Dear lord, these are some lucky people, the person moving before a rock fell in the exact spot they once stood is crazy. Goes to show you can meet your end at any second at random, wow.

    • @wombat.6652
      @wombat.6652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yep, no matter how bad the argument was ALWAYS hug or kiss your bestest people before we leave.

    • @coulie27
      @coulie27 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's insane!!

  • @jackha9826
    @jackha9826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    the scratchy guy warmed my heart

  • @beardedloon77
    @beardedloon77 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That aussie lotto dude is such a legend his life story is like a rollercoaster

  • @SILVERK5
    @SILVERK5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:00 "Please don't do this !" .... lolll... Like it's a curse and he's asking God to stop ! lollll...

  • @tekknolog1c
    @tekknolog1c 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    The lottery guy also has woken up from coma, before he went for the first ticket.. He was also clinically dead for several minutes.. I guess he must had NDE, so he came back to this world with couple buffs 🤣 but still remained a humble guy..
    Thats why I found quite interesting, how after winning the 250k, when he said “God, please don’t kill me”, it surely wasn’t some random “excitement quote”, but he really meant it more seriously.. 🙃

    • @LeatherCladVegan
      @LeatherCladVegan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He had God mode on, and that's bullshit mate.

    • @TheRevolverLady
      @TheRevolverLady 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is so randomly crazy.

    • @malik7221
      @malik7221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@LeatherCladVegan it was GOD who saved him. AND THAT'S NOT BULLSHIT.

    • @juliecook6057
      @juliecook6057 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm AMAZED that you DIDN'T put the guy was " wholesome " because that's the latest " fad " word to describe anything and for EVERYTHING and the imbeciles on the net have NO IDEA the meaning/definition of it and in what context to use it !!!

    • @LeatherCladVegan
      @LeatherCladVegan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@juliecook6057 I know how to use that word! Easy! I will give you an example below:
      "Look at that - it is very wholesome".
      No sweat.

  • @toddhollen
    @toddhollen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The reporter after the guy won $250k was probably like, "I actually bought the ticket, you just scratched it, so really I just won $250k."

    • @aussiemumism
      @aussiemumism 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Actually as we see Bill pay for it, the scratchie belongs to Bill irrespective of whether the money used to pay was Bill’s or not!

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dont think thats how gifting works. I know you were kidding, but I had the same thought. Im pretty sure once its in your hands with the clear intention of it belonging to you, its yours

    • @catchersdad12
      @catchersdad12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know a guy who borrowed $2.00 from a friend at the race track and won $450.00; he gave the guy the $2.00 back, lol. True story.

    • @toddhollen
      @toddhollen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skeetsmcgrew3282 I think I there was a court case about this (I'm sure there have actually been a bunch of them), but I don't know how it came out. Need to ask @LegalEagle

    • @toddhollen
      @toddhollen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aussiemumism Oh yeah you are right. The first time I watched it I thought the woman who handed him the ticket was the reporter and I didn't see him hand her anything.

  • @mohiths2065
    @mohiths2065 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I hope the first guy's bicycle was alright. It'll be his lucky bike that should be passed on for generations

    • @chrism6994
      @chrism6994 ปีที่แล้ว

      The luck of this man should also be used up for a long time m.th-cam.com/video/JjdSYRk8BkU/w-d-xo.html&has_verified=1

  • @komodosp
    @komodosp ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We used to cycle around the neighbourhood a lot as kids. The parents of one boy, who was probably about six or seven, bought him a new helmet and he came out on his bike wearing it. (This was back in the 80s when no one was wearing them) That very day he hit a curb, went over the handlebars and hit his head off the ground. His helmet was destroyed but despite the shock he was able to laugh at his good fortune!

  • @AnujKuumar
    @AnujKuumar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    I'm quite lucky too you know: I was about to cross a viaduct one day and it fell after I crossed it. Although it had been 3 months since I'd crossed but it means I'm all the more lucky.

    • @m0n4rch911
      @m0n4rch911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No camera means it didnt happen.
      Just joking. Hahaha. Had an instance of luck too. Our neighborhood was on fire and all my neighbors on the left side is already crispy, we evacuated and thinking what to do next coz theres just no way our house wont burn down so we were already calling our cousins for a place to crash and told my family we'll use my other house for storage since its too small for all of us but for some insane reason our neighbor just renovated his house and his house was as high as ours and its walled in from left to right so his house burned down and left ours house untouched. My neighbor literally fixed his house to save our house from burning down coz the firemen told us if his house was smaller or taller than ours and it would have burned our house down. Sigh of relief but yeah our electric fan and two of my favorite pants were stolen amidst the chaos so its not a perfect lucl streak.

    • @AnujKuumar
      @AnujKuumar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@m0n4rch911 Man, I don't know what to say.
      It must have been a really traumatic experience.
      I mean, it's horrifying.
      Getting your favourite pants stolen...

    • @awdeveau
      @awdeveau 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I understand that. I was on top of the world trade towers two weeks before they came down.

    • @m0n4rch911
      @m0n4rch911 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AnujKuumar Well thats actually a thing here in Asia. A burning neighborhood means items are outside trying to save property and like any crisis in the world since forever, you have to make something out of the crisis so its not wasted opportunity "cough, cough, insurance" but still its my favorite pants so it stings. My neighbors lost phones, TVs "Yes BIG flat screen TVs", microwaves and biggest thing that went missing is a washing machine. Imagine a thief lifting a washing machine casually since streets are congested with people and firetrucks you cant park anywhere so the thief hauled that big thing all the way home.

    • @chucksherron
      @chucksherron 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I drove across a bridge the fell less than 10 years later.
      Such a close call nearly my life passed before the bridge fell.

  • @JokeCubed
    @JokeCubed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Respect to that cyclist in the first clip, after that he would've been well within his rights to go to the pub for a beer, but instead he went to check on the other people involved. Good on him.

    • @Kelvallontan
      @Kelvallontan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who knows? Maybe he didn't go to help, but rather to pound their faces for stress relief. 😂

    • @Gaia_Seraphina
      @Gaia_Seraphina 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      While the red car owner fleed the scene of accident.

    • @user-rb3tk5th2i
      @user-rb3tk5th2i ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is this supposed to be a joke comment? so because he survived the accident he should go and consume alcohol, which is most likely what caused the accident with the red car in the first place? makes no sense, he should go and drink something like apple juice instead which is both tasty and healthy

  • @Xavierpng
    @Xavierpng 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thoroughly enjoy these videos. Keep up the great work ozzyman

  • @davidsuttie4192
    @davidsuttie4192 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't normally like the talk overs but I have to admit this one was good. It made it more funny!

  • @beardymcbeardface69
    @beardymcbeardface69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    0:21 She almost became what some train staff refer to as a, "twisted sister".
    If you've ever seen a twisted sister, in this context, you know how gruesome it is. An absolutely brutal way to die if you fall down between the platform and a moving train.

  • @bryanbennett7851
    @bryanbennett7851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    A lot of people are sharing their stories of luck so I'll give it a go.
    Years back my family and I were driving over Snoqualmie pass in Washington around Christmas time. It was snowing but not terrible but snow chains were required, which we had. We pulled over to the designated chain up area. My wife and I finished up and were about to get back in the car.
    Meanwhile, a large pickup truck going too fast and traveling too close slammed on their breaks and swerved out of control towards us while im standing outside the driver door and my wife on the other side of the car.
    It hit our back left bumper first. Pushed our car into my wife who landed backwards into a soft snowbank. The truck then spun clockwise forward, knocked me to the ground and roated around my body and not over it. The truck had enough momentum to also hit car in front of us while it was still spinning.
    I was able to walk away with a mild concusion, hurt knee and bruised ribs. My wife had tissue damage in her hand from where our car slammed into her but that's it. Our two children were unharmed as they were in our car buckled in their car seats.
    If the truck was a few inches more to the left, I would have been a grease stain on the snow.
    Drive carefully people.

    • @spectralassassin6030
      @spectralassassin6030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I would’ve broken down crying or laughing after that

    • @bryanbennett7851
      @bryanbennett7851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@spectralassassin6030 both at different times as it turned out.

    • @alanmlkbanda
      @alanmlkbanda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can’t really picture the scene other than your wife being pushed into the snowbank by your car. I mean how is one supposed to get a clear picture of what it looks like for a truck to spin clockwise forward while knocking someone down but rotating around them. Like, what ?

    • @bryanbennett7851
      @bryanbennett7851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alanmlkbanda believe me, if it wasn't for numerous witnesses giving the same story to the police, I wouldn't believe it myself. Honestly, my description is based off of other people saying thats what happened. I had my back turned to the road about to get in my car, then i was just on the ground. I don't know how it happened that way for us all to be (contextually) fine.

    • @bigredc222
      @bigredc222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@alanmlkbanda He was outside the driver's door, the truck hit the driver's side of the back bumper, and rotated around him, it sounds pretty clear to me.

  • @badas45
    @badas45 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Some of these look like miracles

  • @LP1990s
    @LP1990s ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank God and all his Angels for keeping these people safe... Love you Ozzy man thank you!

  • @CompassIIDX
    @CompassIIDX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    The out-of-control pole after release always seemed like a massive liability to me. I'd feel safer sky diving than pole vaulting.

    • @GeeNee25
      @GeeNee25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah, but the trick is that you HAVE TO PUSH it away after release.

    • @SA-de4lc
      @SA-de4lc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, actually you don't need to worry to lose that 🤣🤣

    • @Half-Vampire
      @Half-Vampire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      God, i think men should not compete in Pole Vaulting lol. Think of your future guys.

    • @avd3614
      @avd3614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No worry, they changed the pole rule to less springy & more pointy. So it won't bounce to Ur junk, and if it did U won't feel the despair of losing your junk your whole life.

    • @RogerDonally
      @RogerDonally 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm shocked there are not more cases of people being impaled, or at least poked pretty badly in pole vaulting. It seems like such a dangerous sport. And a little pointless. "Hey, lets see who can go higher on a stick!" But, why though?

  • @bigboredthing
    @bigboredthing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I have absolutely no idea how that guy who's car got smashed by the pole got out with his legs intact. Even if the pole went through the dashboard and missed his upper body they should have been crushed. Go buy that man a scratchie!

    • @megnakamura7652
      @megnakamura7652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Did you notice how the guy in the car behind him got out of his car ran up took a look at the smashed car and then turned around and jogged back to his own car.😂

    • @desertmoonlee6631
      @desertmoonlee6631 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@megnakamura7652 because it’s china but not all like that many will help

  • @bertblue9683
    @bertblue9683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your commentary had me falling over laughing. Outstanding!

  • @Dud3itsj3ff
    @Dud3itsj3ff 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man seeing bill get that money made me really happy. Good on yah bill!

  • @TwistOfFate444
    @TwistOfFate444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    These were great. Ty. My hubs and I darn near drowned in Hawaii (Kauai) in 12-14ft waves…took in water and became really out of it. Next thing I know i guess a gentle wave placed me on the shore along with my husband - we still have no idea how we got there because once we took in water we quit fighting - it puts you in a dream-like state because of oxygen deprivation. First thing I said when I could speak and lungs weren’t on fire was I guess I haven’t served my purpose or I’d have died out there. We found out later I was only 3 weeks pregnant with our 11 yo. She held on through that thrashing somehow and life is good ❤️

    • @akshhat
      @akshhat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That is such a wholesome story. Really happy for you and your husband :))

    • @yelshaamarie9294
      @yelshaamarie9294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      God was merciful on you three. That story is a true miracle.

    • @TwistOfFate444
      @TwistOfFate444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yelshaamarie9294 oh that made me tear up. Thank you 🙏 ❤️

    • @tinbanger66
      @tinbanger66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      THREE WEEKS PREGNANT WITH AN 11 YEAR OLD!!!

    • @TwistOfFate444
      @TwistOfFate444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tinbanger66 lol yes admittedly not my best grammar. I was 3 weeks pregnant when we nearly drowned and she’s now 11 yo

  • @dripcode2600
    @dripcode2600 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ooooo....my! Much needed laughter. Absolutely love your comments in these videos!!!!!

  • @polarfroge
    @polarfroge ปีที่แล้ว

    "Luck is the biggest cheeky wanker on the planet."
    Well said, Ser Oz. Eternal words of Oz wisdom.

  • @michelleions1746
    @michelleions1746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Your videos are awesome man. Every time after i watched them i am in a good mood

  • @skeetsmcgrew3282
    @skeetsmcgrew3282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:06 A good rule of thumb, if you see a person filming right where you are going, check to make sure its not because something horrible is happening

  • @SzTz100
    @SzTz100 ปีที่แล้ว

    These are the best clips I have seen you do, amazing.

  • @NixNix-ch7ow
    @NixNix-ch7ow ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the narrators way of putting things, it's funny and cheeky at the same time. Great video BTW.😎

  • @maapaa2010
    @maapaa2010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Once i was cycling down a very steep hill in the countryside it was a one lane dirt road. Suddenly as i was zooming a truck appeared in the distance and took up the whole road. So i slammed on the breaks but the gravel didnt give much pull and i began to slide about 30 yard, as i came to the truck still sliding intensively there was a small gap between it and the hedge, intuitively i aimed for it, mounted a big mud bank and the bumps slowed me down.. but i managed to stay on the bike. Then i came out the other side and finally stopped about 10 yards on the road behind the truck. I was there for a little bit.. just in disbelief i was safe.. not needing to pry myself out of the truck bonet

    • @CustardCream22
      @CustardCream22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You mentioned a hedge, you had no chance of being on the bonnet 🤓

    • @lukas8670
      @lukas8670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And this is why helmet cams were invented. Then everyone could get a first person view of 'oh holy F! that was close!'

    • @Bovrinox
      @Bovrinox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I had a similar experience ripping round backroads on my poor old cg125 years ago. Tractor came round a corner, on a narrow road with an almost vertical bank each side. Went past it leaning on the bank, handlebars digging into the dirt haha. Nearly ended up as pate underneath his slurry tank, good times

    • @spicekid2582
      @spicekid2582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So you're agreeing that cyclists shouldn't be on roads where motor vehicles are. Finally thank you

    • @GrahamAstles
      @GrahamAstles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bet you needed clean shorts though! Glad you are OK.

  • @musashidanmcgrath
    @musashidanmcgrath 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I had a summer job in a furniture shop when I was a teenager. One day I ran in on an IRA armed robbery in progress. I was rushing and didn't realise what was happening. I almost ran into a massive bloke with a motorbike helmet and a shotgun. As he turned as cool as a cucumber he just said in his drole Dublin accent 'on the floor, stupid'. It wasn't until later a mate said it was just as well he was a pro. A nervous bloke would have just shot me point blank. Yeah, lucky escape.

  • @Pistooltje
    @Pistooltje 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You just made my whole month !! Your comments like its illegal to make me laugh so much

  • @000MARKET
    @000MARKET 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Super compilation, thank you man. They are luckiest people

  • @bassembboustany
    @bassembboustany 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    When I was a kid a huge palm tree that was just outside our house and facing my bedroom fell in the opposite direction because of heavy wind throughout the night. I woke up the next day and couldn't comprehend how lucky I was when I found it flat on the ground and halfway through the common pool area opposite our house.

  • @fustercluck2460
    @fustercluck2460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I was driving my big rig leaving California and going up the mountains at night, there was a tiny 1 foot shoulder and a knee high metal barrier and then a massive, several hundred foot cliff of death to the right of me..
    Another truck not paying attention didn't notice the stopped traffic ahead, and swerved into my lane and right into me, nearly pushing me off the side of a cliff.. my truck swayed and was up on 9 wheels for a second, I was a smidgen from a plummet into death and darkness.. still not sure how I didn't roll over that cliff

    • @brandynbeyer5130
      @brandynbeyer5130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Your angel kept it from tipping.

    • @PheOfTheFae
      @PheOfTheFae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aw geez I live in Colorado and I've seen enough Cliff of Death drop offs in the mountains and combined with general crazy drivers you couldn't pay me enough to drive a semi through the mountains. You sir/ma'am, are a legend.

    • @77thTrombone
      @77thTrombone 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I've never heard the expression "well deserved sh**stains," but it would've applied to your situation. Whew. 🙋‍♂️

  • @jackfordansk4262
    @jackfordansk4262 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I am liking and subscribing, that was a lot of fun! I'll be going through the back logs for a hot minute.

  • @mypointofview1111
    @mypointofview1111 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    All of these people are examples of the idea that someone is watching over you when you need it. Brilliant, especially the first guy, wow!

  • @pearwood06
    @pearwood06 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    My own story, not life threatening, but still about as lucky as I could get in the situation.
    At a scout camp doing the totem chit, I was in the axe yard chopping wood when the axe glanced off the wood and into my foot, after examination by the doctor, despite the axe going 1 or 2 inches into my foot, I missed all bones and tendons, saving me surgery and allowing me to keep doing sports once it healed

  • @Steve-1269
    @Steve-1269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The one with the waterfall brought back some flashbacks..I was hiking with a buddy and drinkin, I tried climbing down the side of a waterfall by hanging onto trees and roots when one tree broke and I fell almost 40ft. Not 40 feet all at once..I bounced off the rocks and trees a few times before I hit the bottom but somehow ended up pretty much unhurt. I was unconscious and remember waking up to people screaming and standing over me. I guess it just wasn't my time to go.

    • @EchoBravo370
      @EchoBravo370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Destination fucked and lucked

    • @basquat76
      @basquat76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So close to winning a Darwin award though.

    • @openorwap5412
      @openorwap5412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Maybe you performed a Spready to the Gods whilst unconscious and falling - clearly they were most pleased with your offering.

    • @anguswheaton20
      @anguswheaton20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A mate of mine took acid back in the eighties and fell of Waterfall Gully in Adelaide. Feel 40m or so and hit the water. The docs reckon the acid relaxed him enough that he survived somehow. A very similar story to yours. Moral is, lay off the mind alternating substances when hiking. Or not. I dunno.

    • @anguswheaton20
      @anguswheaton20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alternating? altering!

  • @artisaprimus6306
    @artisaprimus6306 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    More, more Ozzy. Your stuff just cracks me up every time.

  • @pippipster6767
    @pippipster6767 ปีที่แล้ว

    Legend has it, he is still re-enacting and still winning 😂💰💰

  • @PatrickRsGhost
    @PatrickRsGhost 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    One night I was coming home from work and we had a bout of freezing rain. It fucked up the roads and made everybody spinny-spinny-flippy-spinny. I managed to make it to a gas station where I filled up then took a side road home, driving extra slowly. I ended up doing a couple of spinny-spinnies and ended up facing in the exact opposite direction in the correct lane. I took that as a sign to take a different, safer route. Slippy-slidied a couple of times but didn't crash. Made it safely home.

    • @GarrisonFall
      @GarrisonFall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "spinny-spinny-flippy-spinny" - Ozzy Man is working his way into our language. (Glad you made it home!)

  • @richardsiciliano7117
    @richardsiciliano7117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I feel lucky that I just recently discovered you and your work. I'm hooked.

    • @frostdemen1
      @frostdemen1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was going to comment something similar but found it too cheesy nevertheless take my like

    • @wombat.6652
      @wombat.6652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm still having a blast binging and catching up with his stuff :)

  • @Cr4cKf0x
    @Cr4cKf0x ปีที่แล้ว

    That fella winning the scratch card, and his reaction, it fills you with joy, don't it.

  • @demonictherapy7153
    @demonictherapy7153 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cheers Ozzy Man for bringing me and my friends joy and knowledge with your vids. Also i guess im lucky i stumbled on your your channel because i learned an Aussie Ascent from watching your channel so much xD.

  • @Brugar18
    @Brugar18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    One of my lucky close call stories: I used to work as furniture upholsterer in one furniture manufactury company. I worked at the 2nd floor as upholsterer and the 3rd floor did all the frames of furniture and the way the frames were delivered to the 2nd floor is by using a conveyer belt, i stood at the side of it while there was the new guy who didn't know how to properly put the frame on the belt so it would stay while moving and so this frame fell of the belt and it dropped down like 1-2cm away from my head.

  • @richardwambua254
    @richardwambua254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Now I'm relaxed & in-touch with nature, listening to Ozzy relaxed & in-touch with nature, watching those people relaxed & in-touch with nature!😌🥲

  • @iammakuchlual
    @iammakuchlual ปีที่แล้ว

    I think his spirit went to heaven for those 3 seconds 😂😂😂

  • @patriciamclellan5086
    @patriciamclellan5086 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are the funniest man on the internet, you make me laugh everytime. ty!

  • @RyanStonedonCanadianGaming
    @RyanStonedonCanadianGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    More like destination LUCKED!

  • @suchnothing
    @suchnothing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You can tell by his reaction that the lottery winner needed the money. I love seeing stuff like that.

    • @meganroberts8721
      @meganroberts8721 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Considering the medical bills, yup he needed every cent of winnings

    • @adrianostrowski6431
      @adrianostrowski6431 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@meganroberts8721 How do you know he has to pay medical bills? Maybe he's not American.

  • @AyratHungryStudent
    @AyratHungryStudent ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ozzy: - I don't know any headless people.
    Me: - I know.

  • @kibeulemudud2058
    @kibeulemudud2058 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:11 first seeing: unlucky sportsman
    Second seeing with Ozzy commentary: VERY LUCKY GUY!

  • @DiacnikYT
    @DiacnikYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I ask myself the same question every morning

    • @Steve-1269
      @Steve-1269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're not alone in that situation my friend

    • @Nerius.m
      @Nerius.m 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      every morning really? get some help..

  • @angelaschnelly
    @angelaschnelly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The lottery guys back story is insane if you don't know already. The Guy got into an accident was injured and given some kind of medication during treatment for that. This ended up stopping his heart and left him clinically dead for 14 mins. This left him in a coma for 12 days. Drs didn't think he had a chance and family was considering stopping life support. However the guy wakes up and is completely fine. Miracle?

  • @archangel9114
    @archangel9114 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I liked it a lot,you earned my subscription keep them coming.

  • @cloroxbleach7554
    @cloroxbleach7554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The pole vault one is **EXACTLY** what I fear in that sport. I've always thought about "what if *that* happens?", and damn, I wouldn't want to be whoever the person experiencing that is. It would be absolutely horrible to both male and female players. Everytime I watch any pole vaulting videos or in TV, I always think of that happening.

    • @lauramartin7675
      @lauramartin7675 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember hearing once about a woman (criminal) who tried to climb over a metal spiked fence, slipped and got impaled...yeah pole vaulting is too dangerous for me

    • @joshuasamuel2122
      @joshuasamuel2122 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know what sport I'm never trying

  • @ZeldaboyOG
    @ZeldaboyOG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What a legend. Just casually makes an awesome "Destination Lucked" joke in his own video, but instead just chooses to walk away from the explosion without even looking back.

  • @ohWellWhatThehell
    @ohWellWhatThehell ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey ozzy man maybe you don't know it but you are also a great philosopher and you keep dropping all these gems all the time ...keep at it man

  • @michellegovea5075
    @michellegovea5075 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love you SO MUCH! Funniest thing I've seen all day!

  • @Sajadela
    @Sajadela 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I've got a luck story! Feb 22, 2011 I had an appointment at the bank at 1pm but by some weird quirk a delivery company accidentally delivered a pallet of product to our house and left it in the driveway so I couldn't get my car out. I called my partner to come and help me move the product (it was product for my business, they just delivered it to my house instead of the warehouse) and while he was home a massive earthquake hit (at 12.51pm) and the bank I would have been in and most of the surrounding buildings collapsed. And we were together, not stressing about if the other was safe (most were not so lucky, it was a bloody stressful incident). Just sheer lucky day for us .

    • @frostdemen1
      @frostdemen1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now that is what I like to call some Final Destination sh!t

    • @LilleyAdam
      @LilleyAdam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Christchurch?

    • @Sajadela
      @Sajadela 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LilleyAdam yes!

    • @rayfinkle2805
      @rayfinkle2805 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@frostdemen1 she better hope not lol

  • @StrykezMan09
    @StrykezMan09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I had a "how do I still exist" moment when I decided to test why we're told not to put knives in toasters 😀

    • @openorwap5412
      @openorwap5412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What were the results 🤔 😆

    • @cheekyb71
      @cheekyb71 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yikes!!

    • @rainchopper898
      @rainchopper898 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I need a serious answer, will I probably survive if I do this?

    • @gbone7581
      @gbone7581 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@openorwap5412 No problem, the toaster is just resistance wires like a heater, they will burn you if you touch them.

    • @StrykezMan09
      @StrykezMan09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@openorwap5412 Just a big flash, a bit of a pop and a broken toaster... A bit anti-climactic to be honest but I do remember looking down to see if my body was on the floor and also walking over to a mirror to make sure I was still alive 🤔

  • @Sufisticated4U
    @Sufisticated4U ปีที่แล้ว

    Ozzie man i don't understand how you pluck your energy evrry time for your animated expressions😂👌👌🤣🤣🤣 Absolutely flawless
    Wishing everyone who reads this a very merry Xmas and a prosperous new year from London UK

  • @50dbo
    @50dbo ปีที่แล้ว

    Aussie, you are what the world needs more of haha

  • @ivareskesner2019
    @ivareskesner2019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    My personal example isn't quite as dramatic as these but it reminds me of that time I surfed a hurricane to get to the top of an erupting volcano so that I can ski down the lava wave. Got a killer blister on my thumb.

    • @Steve-1269
      @Steve-1269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That's exactly why you should always keep a few SpongeBob band aids in your pocket. For situations just like that.

    • @ivareskesner2019
      @ivareskesner2019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Steve-1269 They told me. They did. But did I listen 🙄

    • @Alpha.Phenix
      @Alpha.Phenix 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You brought ski whyle surfing?
      Were you surfing with the ski or carrying them and somehow quick swapped your surf board to them mid-air before hitting that lava wave?

    • @dehydratedwater9806
      @dehydratedwater9806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Alpha.Phenix he probably just cut the surfboard in half, that's the way I do it.

    • @ivareskesner2019
      @ivareskesner2019 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Alpha.Phenix That's the bit that puzzles you?

  • @edi9892
    @edi9892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Question: was my grandfather very lucky or unlucky?
    He was born into abysmal conditions after the great war and had to work as a child for food scraps and didn't have access to running water, electricity, or even a bed. The Germans invaded and freed him of the abusive landlord. He joined the army and had for the first time in his life all the luxury he ever dreamed of (for us pretty much the level we take for granted). Soon after, he was fighting the Russians and got shot in the outskirts of Stalingrad. He was sent home just in time before everything went to sh!t there. He recovered just in time to be reassigned and sent to Normandie, where an American bomb exploded right next to him, knocking him over. He managed to find an opportunity to surrender to a British unit and they patched him up. He had suffered multiple perforations and embedded foreign objects due to the fragmentation of the bomb. Two of the metal parts were not removable, even today, it would be utterly impossible. One of them was in his brain(!) and the other was stuck in his spine, close to his heart. The fact that he survived that, let alone was able to run and fight for his life is nothing short of a miracle. He died at 90 years.
    As a side-note, he was fully capable of working and raising my mother despite all his injuries, and what makes him stand out, even more, is that he went back to his life without any issues, whereas my other grandfather had gone through less and yet drank himself to death and both my grandmothers were severely mentally damaged. He had seen the horrors of war firsthand but never held any grudges. He visited Russia multiple times (and cheated on his wife there, but that's beyond the point).

    • @PinballBob1
      @PinballBob1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Edi- I would say you made this entire story up. But then again, no one would make up a story so outrageous & expect people to believe it. Make sure you pass this lifestory of your grandfather to all his grandkids. It will make them not complain about anything.

    • @edi9892
      @edi9892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@PinballBob1 I left out one detail: I'm pretty sure that he was a psychopath. It might very well be that the brain injury destroyed his prefrontal cortex. This would explain how he could live on so carefree, but also why he kept getting into conflict with authorities, had to smuggle things across the iron curtain at the height of the cold war, and cheat on his wife while neglecting to look after my mother...
      He was one of my favorite relatives. He was the only one that didn't give a F when they found out that I had fallen in love with an Indian girl and he was the only one willing to talk about the war and he did so in a matter-of-fact way without painting himself as the hero or victim.

    • @katieandkevinsears7724
      @katieandkevinsears7724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your grandpa was a very lucky man...especially when he went back to Russia after the war.

    • @PinballBob1
      @PinballBob1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@edi9892 @Edi- A very complex man, to be sure. It seems to me that he lived a kind of life you only read about in novels.

    • @edi9892
      @edi9892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@PinballBob1 He was a rather simple guy, in that he was unapologetically himself. But, he was definitely a rare breed and an interesting guy. There's so much to talk about, to laugh, but also to lament. He neglected my mother, but also saved her once. He got into prison for blowing up a pond in the city park to get some fish for dinner. He beat someone up with an illegal firearm because he scammed his wife. When I found an illegal firearm as a kid, and shot it, everyone went to cover, except him. He walked to me with no care in the world and asked me what I was aiming at and after I replied, he asked for the rifle and shot it in the center despite being a frail old man at the time.

  • @shanty4590
    @shanty4590 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ga-day Ozzy Man great vid 👍 love your voice over 😂 class act ✊ keep up the good work absolute BONZA 😂

  • @Mr6saabs
    @Mr6saabs ปีที่แล้ว

    “I don’t know any headless people”. Still rolling on the floor…

  • @TheLondonForever00
    @TheLondonForever00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You just couldn't be happier for the man winning the lottery for a SECOND time. Give that man a clap! 👏👏👏

  • @LiFancier
    @LiFancier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've seen a lot of compilation videos like this, and normally I hate the ones with commentary because they're not funny and add nothing to the video clips, but YOU make these things so much more entertaining with your lively and funny commentary!

  • @shrodingerscat4191
    @shrodingerscat4191 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really like your commentary!
    Love from Canada

  • @sunshinelizard1
    @sunshinelizard1 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a really good one Ozzy Man!

  • @MrFardeen
    @MrFardeen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Awesome stuff, keep it coming, you're the best Ozzy man!

  • @theozzyjoker2985
    @theozzyjoker2985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Best commentary you've done in awhile. Had me laughing a few times 👊

  • @RtB68
    @RtB68 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Please don’t film me”. What a moment.

  • @lovetodaylisa3967
    @lovetodaylisa3967 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    your videos always brighten my day

  • @Arkeli5
    @Arkeli5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I used to play Warhammer Fantasy back in the day and when you rolled a character you had to role for Fate Points. These points meant, if you died, you got to use a fate point and go on living.
    The people in the video, rolled well :D

  • @behny6856
    @behny6856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    shelia in the second video summoned the drunk balance perfectly

  • @T1Oracle
    @T1Oracle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had a number of these as a teenager, (not to this extent but still) and I just assumed that I was invincible. That idea stuck with me well into my 20's...
    I pray for my kids.. 😨

  • @tommyhunter1817
    @tommyhunter1817 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for making my day Oz Man.

  • @FortyFiveUltimate45
    @FortyFiveUltimate45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    My dad recommended me to watch this, never regretted it 😂
    I’m an Aussie but not with an accent though, it’s mainly Sydney that has the accent. I’m in Queensland and not many people who live here have an accent. Just wanted to share it y’all 👍

    • @openorwap5412
      @openorwap5412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your Dad is a wise man 😌

    • @ItisSusan
      @ItisSusan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      A great channel for sure 👍

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The strongest Aussie accent I heard was from Wollongong

  • @sabaradrawer
    @sabaradrawer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Legit got jumpscared at the chunk of mountain part.

  • @leonardodavi2695
    @leonardodavi2695 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Look out for dodgy f#$%ing trees!"
    I died. They didn't.

  • @HDdeiu
    @HDdeiu ปีที่แล้ว

    bloody blady blady bla you're awesome Ozzy Man! you make me laugh!

  • @IanMBuilds
    @IanMBuilds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Had to skip the replay of the pole vault 😬

    • @YoMac01
      @YoMac01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same hahah

    • @kellieoconnell8181
      @kellieoconnell8181 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hell i dont even have a dick and shut my eyes when replay started in solidarity with bothers everywhere fuck that 😬😵‍💫😂