I was literally thinking in my head that’s gonna be like the tiniest little bump not an entire crash, but then when I saw the damage to it, my face went from 😐to 😱
It's a weight X speed type of end result. Not much speed but plenty of weight. Lots of momentum. If it would have hit lower though I'm sure it would have been closer to a bump. All those windows don't provide much structure for that deck level area I wouldn't think.
If there is any type of cruise ship incident or accident,Carnival is involved. Short Cut Cruise Lines.No eyes on the stern,with communication to bridge, no horn blasts saying we are going astern, no bridge to bridge radio communication,maybe a guest was at the wheel.Yes I am a retired merchant mariner.
@@hectorabreu2502 Hector,N.Y.Maritime College,10 plus years in the Merchant Marine,both SD.I.U. and Military Sealift Command on a spook ship. Carried cargo and people.I would have been the eyes on the stern of that ship,with radio com to the bridge.WITH a Second Mate.
@@hectorabreu2502 Hector, where arem you? Come on man, do not walk away.That was my world,I even cooked on a Tug.S.I.U. and Military Sea Lift ships,did both.Private Yachts,TRUMPS YACHT! what you got?
I remember this. My company operated an airship (blimp) for Carnival at the time. We were in Long Beach for the unveiling of a remodeled ship. I remember the Carnival President and Marketing VP at the party that night telling me the headaches of bad PR. Things happen.
I was in Cozumel the day before this on a cruise lol. Weather was already really bad. We got told that there was a massive current already and it was just getting worse. Luckily nobody was hurt.
Went to Cuzumel on my honeymoon, it was our last port of call before heading back to Tampa. I had initially booked a tour of the Mayan Pyramids but changed it when I found out that they didn't let you explore them anymore. So I booked a 6hr party boat that was canceled due to 6ft seas. So we ended up just going and checking out the places around the port, and first found Carlos and Charlie's and had a drink that I swear was big enough for me to swim in. Then went upstairs to Senor Frogs and had a blast eating amazing food and drinking. They had 2-4-1 yards so we figured we would order 2 but they brought 4. Once they find out that you're on your honeymoon they just pour the liquor down your throat, literally. Ended up so drunk by the time we needed to be back on the ship that we didn't even go down to the dining room for the last nights dinner. Out of all the ports of call we had on that cruise I think Cuzumel was the best. We got incredibly lucky also bc had we kept the original date of Halloween for our wedding we would've either had our cruise diverted to other ports or canceled bc that year Cuzumel got destroyed by a hurricane but we got married in the beginning of October instead.
I just got off of Carnival Glory yesterday, even though this is an old video, it really represents that ship. It’s old and in disrepair. I am a huge fan of Carnival, this was my first bad experience. The sewage leaks, the rusty balconies…
Little known fact, this was actually the announcement and I applied for the captains job, got it with no interview. On my first day I successfully parked the cruise ship on the beach, along with the rest of the fleet after Covid made them worthless. 102% true story.
@@KalebPrentice nope it was going slow but it has large mass so big momentum and the difference in momentum between that and the other ship is responsible for the impact. Not to mention that luckily the impact lasted a few seconds so it reduced the force that each ship exerted to the other
One of the best examples of F=MA ever! When I was a kid, I once saw a huge freight train hit an 18-wheeler that was stalled on the tracks. The train tried to stop, and was only going about 3-5mph when it struck the 18 wheeler. Literally walking speed or perhaps slightly more. It tore right through that truck like it was made of egg shells I'll never forget that as long as I live.
😂 “If you’re standing on the tracks when the Train comes thru… you’re gonna get HIT” That’s what we used to tell our PEE-WEE football 🏈 players back in the day to get them rauled up for the kick-off! 😂 😂😂 it worked 👍
Quick physics lesson: Force = Change in Momentum over time. Momentum = Mass x Velocity. So even though the ship wasn’t going fast (Velocity), it’s so unbelievably heavy (Mass) that basically any contact with anything at any speed imparts extremely high force. And every force has an equal and opposite force. So the moving ship slowly slammed into the heavily reinforced bow of the other ship, which imparted an equal and opposite force into the windows and much weaker metal framing. Edit: Pre-Emptive response: Acceleration (a) = Change in Velocity (dv/dt). Momentum (p) = Mass (m) * Velocity (v). If mass is constant, F=ma, so F=m(dv/dt), thus F=dp/dt. The latter was actually Newton’s original derivation.
So I did some real quick estimates. The Gross tonnage of Carnival Glory is 110kTonnes. That converts to 111,765,160 kg. I estimate the component of velocity that hit the Legend was around 3 knots, which is 1.54 m/s. I estimate it took about 2sec for the collision to stop. So if it took 2sec to change velocity by 1.54m/s, F=m(dv/dt) -> F= (111,765,160)*(1.54/2) = 86,059,173 N (Newtons, measure of force). For reference, that’s more than double the force of a Saturn V rocket engine, used to blast our space shuttles into orbit. Now, this is a super rough estimate. I don’t know what effect buoyancy has on the effective mass, I don’t actually know how fast it was going, etc etc. But at least you can see just what a big effect mass has on force.
Just imagine waking up from dancing 💃drinking sniffing coke all night to see another cruise ship in the morning 🌄 smashing into the left wing of you're room!!!!!
I was on a Carnival cruise ship out of Tampa Florida a few years ago. One of it's engines stopped working and the continued to Cozumel at half speed. We never made it to the other destination and the only gave us a $50 voucher for drinks!
Usually if it's a car, bus, plane, boat or any other vehicle that is going to crash, then people will be scared, but because they know that it's going to crash on the edge and people would have not been worried, they just wanted to watch the scene.
Hull is the superstructure of the boat. The "tub" that sits in the water. Usually it will support the internal structure as well as the superstructure of the vessel. it goes from the very front to the very back. I believe what you're referring to is the Stern and Bow? The reason the bow didn't suffer much damage and the stern was very damaged is because the point of that ship is mostly solid metal. Steel. Very hard and very durable. That's the hull you referenced. But the part it collided with is just a substructure made of thin aluminum sheet metal and glass. No match for the solid steel of the other ship's bow.
"As you can see ladies and gentlemen, other brands of boats doesn't stand a chance. And as for our boat, it's just as good as new still able to cut the thinnest slices. Isn't that amazing?"
Kein Name He’s also laughing too slow like he’s laughing in between breaths. Sounds like he’s having trouble breathing, so if had to guess he too much fast food and- he just climbed a flight of stairs beforehand. Edit: or he just laughs like Mr. Krabs
I was on the next voyage after this one and only the dining room was broken, but they delayed our launch by a day and they fixed it. Out table was right next to the broken part lol
@n/a haha haha haha haha companies like this don't offer good pay outs. Worse than dealing with the U.S. airlines. Lolololol you'd get your ticket out of it though and maybe then some.. But they won't set you up with no high life.. Lol they'll sick some really good lawyers on you and a flawless gag order. No rooms were supposedly effected though.
Two things 1. Earth in Coverd 70% by water with all this space they still crash in to eachother. 2. Imagine sitting on the Toilette and sudenly this happens
How can you have that much time and room, YET, crash into anything, even a freaking buoy. That Captain would never ever have another job on any kind of boat, not even a kayak. Geesh.
these dudes got the whole ocean and they still crash
Snipe0Rain ikr
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Oh...you made my day dude 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Good one!
Ship crashes take so long I imagine the captain just face palming and walking to his cabin to pack up and leave before impact
Best! Comment!!!!😂😂😂😂
NO STOP BEING SO ACCREAT
Lol
Dude u need mor likes
HhahahahahahahHHHHHhHHHAAHAHAH
Thank you for not dropping the camera and filming the ground when the ships collide
My family went on the glory. Rip grandma
The two sides of my brain were fighting over how much damage would be caused by the slow-moving yet extremely powerful objects.
Inerta is determined by speed and MASS
Me too. I was almost expecting a *boop* but dayam that back end was destroyed 💀
Momentum
@@bluesque9687 sorry, yes momentum
It's so different from what we usually perceive, right? It's fascinating how our brains are wired..
Dudes in that cabin was like “Ay that shit getting a little close ain’t it?”
Is this a JoJo reference?
LMAOAOAOA
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Best Comment Ever.
Imagine being in your room just chilling and then all of a fucking sudden the front of ship just slices your room in half
😂😂😂
They will build me a new room
That's exactly what I was thinking!!🤔😱😭🛳
Luckily there are no cabins on that deck.
@@pacotaco5526 same
I was literally thinking in my head that’s gonna be like the tiniest little bump not an entire crash, but then when I saw the damage to it, my face went from 😐to 😱
me too! 🤣
It's a weight X speed type of end result. Not much speed but plenty of weight. Lots of momentum.
If it would have hit lower though I'm sure it would have been closer to a bump. All those windows don't provide much structure for that deck level area I wouldn't think.
Physics, man. Physics.
These ships weigh a lot
The physics just didn’t match up for skipper..
If there is any type of cruise ship incident or accident,Carnival is involved. Short Cut Cruise Lines.No eyes on the stern,with communication to bridge, no horn blasts saying we are going astern, no bridge to bridge radio communication,maybe a guest was at the wheel.Yes I am a retired merchant mariner.
Lol you know all that from a third party video? You have no clue what was going on 😂
@@hectorabreu2502 Hector,N.Y.Maritime College,10 plus years in the Merchant Marine,both SD.I.U. and Military Sealift Command on a spook ship. Carried cargo and people.I would have been the eyes on the stern of that ship,with radio com to the bridge.WITH a Second Mate.
So hector you are so wrong.
@@hectorabreu2502 Hector, where arem you? Come on man, do not walk away.That was my world,I even cooked on a Tug.S.I.U. and Military Sea Lift ships,did both.Private Yachts,TRUMPS YACHT! what you got?
@@davidwadsworth8982 you have no clue who they communicated with sailer boy
Hats off to the cameraman levitating 50 metres in the air. Recorded this at just the right moment!
I was there he’s on another ship, there’s probably 4-5 shits there at this time
@@Wearableputty yep, there were shits alright.
@@yoochoob oh yeah SO many shits
@@Wearableputty shits lmao
Why is American humour so fucking weak.
They had the whole ocean and they managed to hit each other
That's almost romantic
Like the last two Cheerios
It happened at a dock (the Legend was already docked), so there was a lot less room for maneuvering than it may seem at first glance.
@@valobrien9596 what no way val
@@yj10guy what's the chance of that Frank 🤷♂️
Don't worry captain, we'll buff out those scratches.
Haha SpongeBob reference. Love it
Honestly came here only for this comment thank you sweet rabbit 😂
Huh?
@@nvmffs It's just a scratch, a little wax and a buffer wheel and nobody will ever notice it was damaged.
@@nvmffs someone never saw SpongeBob
This is why you should always look into your rear mirrors
“You’re good. You’re good. You’re good.” *crash* “No, it’s just rubbing keep going. You’re good.”
I dont know if people really get it 😂
I was there
The good memories before covid
lmfao but I say "For fuck sake stop" but the driver smashes a hole in the wall
Julian Morales Spongebob? 😂
So that's why the buffet was closed on that ship
OG know where buffet is
Lmao
If I was on that ship and that was where the midnight pizza buffet was I would sue ;D
@THE LEGENDARY TRUTH KEEPER if it hit a lower part of the ship that didn't have any glass it wouldn't have done nearly as much damage
Actually that's where the main restaurant is, buffet is on the top deck
“Sorry bro, didn’t see ya there”…
I remember this. My company operated an airship (blimp) for Carnival at the time. We were in Long Beach for the unveiling of a remodeled ship. I remember the Carnival President and Marketing VP at the party that night telling me the headaches of bad PR. Things happen.
POV: You’re sitting on the toilet and a ship opens the bathroom door
underrated comment 😂
@@kohenkrinock5814 thanks 👍
*insert pikachu reaction*
I’m In bathroom but no ship yet
Pov: you dont know what pov means
Hit and run. Didn't even leave a note on the windshield.
Oh man.....💀💀😭😭🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤣🤣
well he isn't as good as Larry David to do so
Gangsta
I’m sure that person up top had a 40mm launcher to send their contact details to the other bridge!
Underrated comment
I was in Cozumel the day before this on a cruise lol. Weather was already really bad. We got told that there was a massive current already and it was just getting worse. Luckily nobody was hurt.
Went to Cuzumel on my honeymoon, it was our last port of call before heading back to Tampa. I had initially booked a tour of the Mayan Pyramids but changed it when I found out that they didn't let you explore them anymore. So I booked a 6hr party boat that was canceled due to 6ft seas. So we ended up just going and checking out the places around the port, and first found Carlos and Charlie's and had a drink that I swear was big enough for me to swim in. Then went upstairs to Senor Frogs and had a blast eating amazing food and drinking. They had 2-4-1 yards so we figured we would order 2 but they brought 4. Once they find out that you're on your honeymoon they just pour the liquor down your throat, literally. Ended up so drunk by the time we needed to be back on the ship that we didn't even go down to the dining room for the last nights dinner. Out of all the ports of call we had on that cruise I think Cuzumel was the best. We got incredibly lucky also bc had we kept the original date of Halloween for our wedding we would've either had our cruise diverted to other ports or canceled bc that year Cuzumel got destroyed by a hurricane but we got married in the beginning of October instead.
I just got off of Carnival Glory yesterday, even though this is an old video, it really represents that ship. It’s old and in disrepair. I am a huge fan of Carnival, this was my first bad experience. The sewage leaks, the rusty balconies…
Hope that dude left a note with his insurance info.
LMAO
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Sowwy!
th-cam.com/video/dQvDynxw4KU/w-d-xo.html
lol hope no one got crushed
Jake from State Farm wont cover that
Astro Gunz that’s fucked up
They came out of nowhere officer, I’m telling you the truth.
true that mate true that
Lol
George Saliba 😂😂😂
They were in my blind spot!
George Saliba Here’s proof they came out of the Blue 👮♀️😂
" Ok buster, you may be bigger than me and have all the glory but im the legend don't mess with me."
“Nothing a little Ducktape won’t fix”-Captain
"Attention passengers! The aft tiki bar is now closed."
"Also, we are now hiring for a new captain "
🤣
Little known fact, this was actually the announcement and I applied for the captains job, got it with no interview. On my first day I successfully parked the cruise ship on the beach, along with the rest of the fleet after Covid made them worthless.
102% true story.
Perfect
@@idontwanttopickone did you wave to your mom while you were on the beach?
@@ethantinsley224 sure. And your mom too. And her mom. And their moms too. Everyone's mom was there.
That was the slowest crash accident I've seen in my whole life.
I know!! Idk how it did so much damage
Big ships are hard to turn
@@KalebPrentice nope it was going slow but it has large mass so big momentum and the difference in momentum between that and the other ship is responsible for the impact. Not to mention that luckily the impact lasted a few seconds so it reduced the force that each ship exerted to the other
Actually if you look at the waves he edited the film.to slow down
Wait until you see the Milky Way crash into Andromeda.
Wait...
Cozumel is really beautiful nonna brighter note. Never actually been but it's beautiful ❤️
You should visit one day! 👌
One of the best examples of F=MA ever!
When I was a kid, I once saw a huge freight train hit an 18-wheeler that was stalled on the tracks. The train tried to stop, and was only going about 3-5mph when it struck the 18 wheeler. Literally walking speed or perhaps slightly more.
It tore right through that truck like it was made of egg shells I'll never forget that as long as I live.
More like E = m x v squared.
Cruise Ship vs Cruise Ship... Cruise 🛳 Ship wins...
😂 “If you’re standing on the tracks when the Train comes thru… you’re gonna get HIT”
That’s what we used to tell our PEE-WEE football 🏈 players back in the day to get them rauled up for the kick-off! 😂 😂😂 it worked 👍
It's crazy how it's traveling so slow but everything it touches is atomized into dust
F = MA is scary when either M or A is an extra big number
@@DoubleRBlaxican in this case, M is a pretty fuckin' big number.
Quick physics lesson: Force = Change in Momentum over time. Momentum = Mass x Velocity. So even though the ship wasn’t going fast (Velocity), it’s so unbelievably heavy (Mass) that basically any contact with anything at any speed imparts extremely high force. And every force has an equal and opposite force. So the moving ship slowly slammed into the heavily reinforced bow of the other ship, which imparted an equal and opposite force into the windows and much weaker metal framing.
Edit: Pre-Emptive response: Acceleration (a) = Change in Velocity (dv/dt). Momentum (p) = Mass (m) * Velocity (v). If mass is constant, F=ma, so F=m(dv/dt), thus F=dp/dt. The latter was actually Newton’s original derivation.
So I did some real quick estimates. The Gross tonnage of Carnival Glory is 110kTonnes. That converts to 111,765,160 kg. I estimate the component of velocity that hit the Legend was around 3 knots, which is 1.54 m/s. I estimate it took about 2sec for the collision to stop. So if it took 2sec to change velocity by 1.54m/s, F=m(dv/dt) -> F= (111,765,160)*(1.54/2) = 86,059,173 N (Newtons, measure of force). For reference, that’s more than double the force of a Saturn V rocket engine, used to blast our space shuttles into orbit. Now, this is a super rough estimate. I don’t know what effect buoyancy has on the effective mass, I don’t actually know how fast it was going, etc etc. But at least you can see just what a big effect mass has on force.
God bless, Jesus loves you guys
“Who put that ship there?”
Nick Lent 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is almost an actual Trump quote from one of the last hurricanes lol
@@lucasbusbey942 🙄
@@gildedliberty6090 th-cam.com/video/RaLaZc-2TWM/w-d-xo.html
@@lucasbusbey942 That was in reference to a hurricane and was a joke. This 'crash' is just incompetence.
Just imagine waking up from dancing 💃drinking sniffing coke all night to see another cruise ship in the morning 🌄 smashing into the left wing of you're room!!!!!
I was on a Carnival cruise ship out of Tampa Florida a few years ago. One of it's engines stopped working and the continued to Cozumel at half speed. We never made it to the other destination and the only gave us a $50 voucher for drinks!
I love how all the tiny people pop out of their cabins. There's just something about the tiny people
Yeah them tiny people really make this
😊🤣🤣🤣
Was thinking the same thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aren't they ants? I'm pretty sure they are ants.
microphilia
That's like 2 people walking on a football field and bumping into each other🤦😂
That’s like 2 people walking in a whole fckin country.
I've seen videos of people (in cars) somehow running into one another in a completely empty parking lot.. Lmao...
Coming from a person who's pulled a cruise ship in to Port bet your related to Francesco Schettino 🤣🤣
@@sgttushfinger5201 bruhhh 😂😂😂 you just had to go there didn’t you?? I’m living for it honestly 😂💀
@@graciet.highhorse6277 surprised someone actually got the reference 🤣👍
This is a great ad for Princess Cruises!
6 people in their rooms were critically injured during this incident. It happened back in 2019
“So I’m fired?”
“Yes Dave, you’re fired..”
What happened
@@carlshupe3661 what happened
@@ex4mple69 what happened?
@@isaiahortwein6819
What happend
Nibin Raveendhran what happened
Nothing a bit of flex tape can't handle
Yep, it'll actually make it even stronger
I sawed this boat in half
Put some CBD on it. Like new🤣
Naw duck tape 😂😂😂
Now thats alot of damage!
Everyone: "WOW, what a calamity!"
Insurance company: "Cha-Ching!!!!"
Captain: “Idk what happened chief, it all happened so fast, it came out of nowhere!”
"Get a table by a window" they said. "You'll love it" they said.
😂🤣
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Lmao
I haven’t heared from them in a while since i recommended the window seat
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Fortunately, I pressed the pause in time and prevented a disaster.
Bless you brave warrior. Never stop the heroics that you just call everyday life.
👍😂😅
Good job sir, you’ve saved the ship
Same here. I stopped just in time to read the comment section.
Thank you sir 🙏
Spongebob: "Dont worry Captain we'll buff out those scratches"
Rumor has it that Carnival Legend is about to be renamed Carnival Can Opener. 😂
I love how everyone is on the balconies watching the slow crash.
Me too!
Usually if it's a car, bus, plane, boat or any other vehicle that is going to crash, then people will be scared, but because they know that it's going to crash on the edge and people would have not been worried, they just wanted to watch the scene.
@@arzitha heheh yeah right
Just another Vegan on TH-cam it was smooth as butter ngl
🤕🤕🤒I would've been harmes
Spongebob: You’re good, you’re good, you’re good, almost there and... Stop. Don’t worry Captain we’ll buff out those scratches.
Only the real SpongeBob OG's read this out in SpongeBobs voice
@@DivineLight661 I did, hahaha.
Moving behind the rocks!
@ItsJamMan the fact that you thought of this and worded it so that I literally could imagine spongebob saying it was legendary. Your a goofy goober 🤘🏻
East! I thought you said weast!?
You call that crash
Titanic: hold my beer
And here comes the gecko!😂
Only thing I learned from this is the bow is rock and the stern is paper
@@G.Freeman92 bow*
I think it's imPORTant to be STERN about our nautical terms
Hull is the superstructure of the boat. The "tub" that sits in the water. Usually it will support the internal structure as well as the superstructure of the vessel. it goes from the very front to the very back.
I believe what you're referring to is the Stern and Bow?
The reason the bow didn't suffer much damage and the stern was very damaged is because the point of that ship is mostly solid metal. Steel. Very hard and very durable. That's the hull you referenced. But the part it collided with is just a substructure made of thin aluminum sheet metal and glass. No match for the solid steel of the other ship's bow.
Yeah the superstructure on ships are kinda weenie hut jr
my grand father was crew member of titanic ship and he teach me all about ship
“Put it in reverse Terry”
“Whu whu whu whu whu what you doin, Terr? What you doing??”
😂😂😂😂i dont know why this made me Laugh out loud
Lol!😂🤣🤣😂
That was a good one lmao then water police comes by and ask both captain for their boat licenses and boat insurance 😂😂
Ramming speed!!
That's one way to wake up in the morning 😂
Carnival calling the insurance: I got rear ended sir. 😅
“objects in mirror are closer than they appear”
😂🕵🏽♀️😂
Brought to you by Speed 2. Deleted scene.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 greatest comment!
"Oh no! This will be devastating to our business!" - cruise ship owner in late 2019
Not knowing the deep state was going to unleash COVID-19 on the world and crash the global economy to regain power.
This is so funny
@@hidel308 You mean deep state China?
@@jackatkins749 its not funny, its sad how people became passive
@@adamt253 oh look who's blaming others...
" don't worry folks its just a scratch "😂😂
When the DJ starts playing Tokyo Drift in the party room
dun dun dun dun dundunn dadunn dadun dun dun...
or was it *EUROBEAT* ?
Nice one
Hahahahahhahahhaha...bro...
"As you can see ladies and gentlemen, other brands of boats doesn't stand a chance. And as for our boat, it's just as good as new still able to cut the thinnest slices. Isn't that amazing?"
C chaplin i didn’t know there are people laughing with a R. How does that even sound?
Kein Name He’s also laughing too slow like he’s laughing in between breaths. Sounds like he’s having trouble breathing, so if had to guess he too much fast food and- he just climbed a flight of stairs beforehand.
Edit: or he just laughs like Mr. Krabs
har.. come.. harrr.. . comeeee.... harrrr
@C chaplin _dgV
@@keinname826 it's from the Honeymooners, hardy har harr.
"This is your captain speaking. Please remain calm-"
"Holy shit! Pirates!"
*everyone starts heading for life boats.*
Thanks for not putting music to this video.
Passengers: what happen?
Captain: Nothing,just a scratch.
Passengers: 😶
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
That’s what they said on the titanic
Ha haa 😂😂😂😂
I was on the boat and accually in the room when we crashed and the captain didn’t say anything until for another 2 days
Christian Morring did you go with your family ? Did you feel the crash like a mini earthquake were people wondering what’s going on
Me: Worried about dropping a jug of milk while working at a Grocery Store.
The pilots of these boats: *OOPS*
Griffen Mackey pilots
@@skeezelord my man thinks captain Hook's gonna fly that ship
Captains
SHIPS boats are thing u sit and cry in ships are massive steel monsters that float XD
My boy over there really thinks that the pilots used to take off with boats.
Suddenly the main dining room’s air conditioning has “real breeze” mode.
I can hear SpongeBob "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD!" 😂😂
"QUICK! GET THE LICENSE PLATE NUMBER!"
Ah cry 😭🤣
Bahahaha nice one
Hurry, they're away!
God bless, Jesus loves you guys
@@evanjanse4038 he does.. but not you ;)
Captain: "we just had a little fender bender"
Cruise insurers: "that'll be 2mill dollars premium increase sir" 😮😅🤑
"I dont know honey, I just came out of the store and it was like that"
He probably had spongebob and Patrick telling him to “Keep going”
“ dont worry captain we will buff out those scratches”
you're good
With the Flying Dutchman “” you good you good!!.”..
Damn😂😂
No. Patrick was saying, “You’re good, you’re good, you’re good”
Rip the one person money who spent 99 dollars to come back from dinner on the 2nd day to a broken room
No rooms were affected
I was on the next voyage after this one and only the dining room was broken, but they delayed our launch by a day and they fixed it. Out table was right next to the broken part lol
@@python7437 oh oof
What are u saying wtf?
@n/a haha haha haha haha companies like this don't offer good pay outs. Worse than dealing with the U.S. airlines. Lolololol you'd get your ticket out of it though and maybe then some.. But they won't set you up with no high life.. Lol they'll sick some really good lawyers on you and a flawless gag order. No rooms were supposedly effected though.
That must of been Iron man or something flying in mid air recording it professionally 😅😮😂
We need more cameramen like this
“Hey honey I’m sorry for calling you during your massage, but half of our room collapsed”
I was just about to say that
Lmao fortnite nerd
@@iiomqboss9045 context?
@@iiomqboss9045 pls :)
@@iiomqboss9045 lmao roblox nerd
Two things
1. Earth in Coverd 70% by water with all this space they still crash in to eachother.
2. Imagine sitting on the Toilette and sudenly this happens
At least it’s in the toilet and not in their pants 😂
Toilette must be a fancier toilet
I read your *toilet* in a French accent
Toilette is toilet in German btw ✌️
Toilette...this guy is on some next level fancy
How can you have that much time and room, YET, crash into anything, even a freaking buoy.
That Captain would never ever have another job on any kind of boat, not even a kayak. Geesh.
When she asks for "just the tip"
Takes 3 to 5 business days to crash and they still crashed 🤣
Parawampampampp uasss
🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣 genius
Hilarious
🤣🤣
“Don’t worry captain, we’ll just buff out those scratches”
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@@joelpark3075 No
KrisKris spongebob?
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Tis but a scratch 😂
Imagine having the worlds biggest and open freeway and you still hit some shit 😂
We crashed in Cozumel too. The currents were crazy.
GTA mechanic: “ whats wrong with her now”
😂😂😂 What can the best mechanic in LS do for you?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hella lol
A woman with funny
" That's a hell of a ride " 😂
If that boat was a woman I would kiss her
Damn, now I know why they're called "Carnival" - because that was one hell of a ride!
Nah its because only clowns go on cruises
This not my real name facts lol
Bro that’s amazing. Have me a good chuckle mate
That 'Mayhem' insurance guy is no doubt steering the vessel!
That holdo maneuver was one in a million but still managed to happen
“Yeah it’s probably best I get your insurance”
TJ Longdon they’re on the same insurance plan I’d think. They’re both carnival ships!
@@cal920c lol!
If you didn’t say it I would
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Earth 70% water.🌎
Captains: 100% fired 🔥
Lesson learned: even ships need to social distance.
captain*, the other ship looks like it's docked
Hotel: Trivago
Rkggsdgk@@dequariusforester8081
i think you know that they cant just park the ship at any part of the ocean,thats way they have ports
I would leave more than just 2 metres between them🤣
Carnival just turned up the music brought out the deck crew started twerking and kept it cruising!
Inspired for Titanic, but not recreated! 😂😂
“Ayo, watch your ship, bro- WATCH YOUR SHIP!”
God bless, Jesus loves you guys
@@evanjanse4038 😂😂😂😂😂classic
Lol what’s this a reference to?
@@katarishigusimokirochepona6611 search up “watch yo jet original.” It’s an old clip from GTA 5 online mode lol
When the saying " you had all the space in the world " makes perfect sense
Not really, they're in port not on the open sea.
@@phamnuwen9442 Trying to show how smart you are, and you comment like a idiot. People like you just can't help themselves.
Here is my question you see a boat in front of you you go the other way right?
@Jake Sweezy Jokes should be relevant to the situation or they're not very funny.
@@ThothTheAtlanteanK I can feel your triggering.
Just imagine if that was someone's cabin and that person was taking a nice rest?
It's surprising how easily is tore through, oddly satisfyingly in a way
Mass matters.
I winced when I saw it, it should never have been that close
The bow of Legend hit the stern of Carnival in he glass so it tore easiky
I thought it will only dent & bounce back. It just rip through tho. Damn whoever navigate those ship must feel like killing himself
Vladimir Putin
Vacationers: "damn, wish we had a better view of the ocean from our cabin."
Carnival Glory: "I got you." 😂
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Hi, are you an American?
My name is Erik and i am from Brazil, would like to make friendships with Americans to practice my English, may we be friends by whatsasp App?
😅😅
Too much sexual tension involved, said the ships. 😂
“It’ll buff out.”
-the helmsman
Spongebob:
“YOU’RE GOOD YOU’RE GOOD YOU’RE GOOD
Soiled it soiled it soiled it soiled it
A little more a little more a little more
All steer to the right.. you're almost there 🤭
Don't worry capt, we'll BUFF out those scratches
@@delakidzz8131 oh yeah 😫
This shit looks expensive to repair.
@Jesus is NOT Religion. i think more
Nope
@Jesus is NOT Religion. try a mil at least
@Jesus is NOT Religion. Yeah I would hate to be the guy responsible for that🤦🏾♂️
@Jesus is NOT Religion. My man's gonna be washing dishes for rest of his life
It’s like watching two old people collide while standing in line the for tapioca.
*Costa* *Concordia:* that’s cute.
Wow December 2019, so he isn’t a bad captain he’s just ahead of the curve. He was like, 2020 here we come!
😂😂😂😂
A ship this large should have all round camera views from the command room.
These guys thought they were on for some F1 car racing maneuver😂