Oh you spent 50% of your empires economy for a decade to build that Dreadship? We found these rocks just floating around. What a shame….oh look, (becoming distracted) that is a pretty one there, it has copper in it!
If a rock the size of biggest island of Hawaii killed roughly 60% of life on earth. I can see how those the size of a moon would be unsurpassed in total destruction of a planet sized ship
When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-shmancy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon and we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy, you're one very lucky Marine!
No, because the world record is 106 Mph thrown by Aroldis Chapman in 2010. However, 100 Mph is pretty routine for MLB pitchers and it's not fun to get hit by one of those. That and somebody might throw a 110 eventually.
The dreadnought moved out of the way of the rocks. The rocks moved back into the way of the dreadnought. Yep! That's my human homies! "Curve ball! Coming in HOT!" How hot? Mega tons? Giga tons? Tera tons? Exo tons? (and moving at Einstine speed) (Ein = one, Stine = rock.)
so, from asteroid belt to the edge of the system. if similar to our solar system, than the distance with the speed of light is several hours, not visible identifiable. sadly almost no chance to properly do such scale with sublight stuff.
@Bellator_of_the_Shadow True. David took five smooth stones. Not because he doubted his aim, but Goliath had four brothers. David figured he'd be fighting the other four in short order. And David was very good at throwing rocks.
to be fair, a sling that whipped a stone that was used for war could crack your skull inside your helmet, was even a clan that was well known for it and could almost be seen as a low tech sniper rifle. so you know...why not scale that up?
There do exist hints, that we have been given our idea of time from aliens. How come twelve hours, with only ten fingers? Seven days a week? And look at Sumerian pictures: Anunaki always wearing wrist watches? 🚀🏴☠️🎸
Few stories have made me smile this much. Well done.
"Mighty fine dread ship you've got there, it would be a shame if an asteroid field flew into it."
(snicker)
Through your ship!
Through it!
Oh you spent 50% of your empires economy for a decade to build that Dreadship? We found these rocks just floating around. What a shame….oh look, (becoming distracted) that is a pretty one there, it has copper in it!
If a rock the size of biggest island of Hawaii killed roughly 60% of life on earth. I can see how those the size of a moon would be unsurpassed in total destruction of a planet sized ship
If you throw enough rocks, everyone is staying in a glass house.
A well aimed rock now is better than all kinds of cool high tech toys a week from now.
They became so good with rocks, they invented "Rock'n Roll."
They just don't appreciate the value of ROCK AND STONE!
By the Beard!
We are rich!
If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!
When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-shmancy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon and we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy, you're one very lucky Marine!
Love it! We earthlings are very adept at throwing stuff. Have you ever seen a 110 MPH Fast Ball?😅
No, because the world record is 106 Mph thrown by Aroldis Chapman in 2010. However, 100 Mph is pretty routine for MLB pitchers and it's not fun to get hit by one of those. That and somebody might throw a 110 eventually.
**Homo Sapiens has discovered the skill: throw rock.** "Sorry animal kingdom. This is our planet now."
The dreadnought moved out of the way of the rocks.
The rocks moved back into the way of the dreadnought.
Yep! That's my human homies!
"Curve ball! Coming in HOT!"
How hot?
Mega tons?
Giga tons?
Tera tons?
Exo tons?
(and moving at Einstine speed)
(Ein = one, Stine = rock.)
They went plaid
@@brianrolfe1742"We can't stop! We need to slow down first!"
so, from asteroid belt to the edge of the system. if similar to our solar system, than the distance with the speed of light is several hours, not visible identifiable. sadly almost no chance to properly do such scale with sublight stuff.
dirtlings from planet dirt, fuck me, had to pause, that was good!
“Who is ‘we’?” said Admiral Wells to the Acting Primarch.
Makes me wonder how many "skipping" rocks they pocketed for later use...always gotta look for good skipping stones.
the moment they had to move the big ship away from the incoming rocks was a clue to everyone that the first few rows would be the splash zone
Hey! If it worked for David against Goliath...
Lol. In this case I think more rocks were expended though
@Bellator_of_the_Shadow True. David took five smooth stones. Not because he doubted his aim, but Goliath had four brothers. David figured he'd be fighting the other four in short order.
And David was very good at throwing rocks.
@@geraldfrost4710 throwing rocks is a art held in the highest esteem by humans 😁
They dinosaured the space ship
to be fair, a sling that whipped a stone that was used for war could crack your skull inside your helmet, was even a clan that was well known for it and could almost be seen as a low tech sniper rifle. so you know...why not scale that up?
WE LIKE ROCKS!!! 🫡
Heck me to
That was a good one. well written, well executed.
I concur
If one rock didn't do the job, use the bigger rock. 😃
Most existing planet's are made of dirt,so most the universe belongs to humanity/Dirtlings.
😂😂😂
Golf ball?
Softball?
Beach ball?
Volkswagen?
The Crystler Building?
Texas?
Asia?
The moon‽
If we need bigger, we will find bigger! 😂😂😂
Loved that one!
Rock-on....
Great video!
It just feels right, when it ROCKS🎶
🚀🏴☠️🎸
This needs real voice actors, it is a good story. Would make a good skit.
This rocks
Yes, throw bigger rocks...
o m g -- I was listening as this story started and could have sworn I was hearing Grog from Critical Role
I love how they got the name wrong because of the mistranslation error.
Well it's always preferable to have the laws of nature work for yourself. After all the most basic equation E = mc² is all you need.
E is energy
M is mass
And c is speed of light?
Or did I look up the wrong equation?
ROCK ON🤘
1:00 it's DAMPING not dampening; a wet sponge is a dampener.!!!!!
This was effin funny!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
References to Invader Zim and Yang Wen Li from Ginga Eiyuu Densetsu.
Good history nonetheless.
I wonder if they like drinking klef? Would be great if we knew
Hmmm, so this POV species uses rocks as a synonym for minerals, it seems.
Meh primitive creatures tossing rocks mindlessly how cute. Just move a little.
*~BAM~*
Wait, what the actual...
Aye rocks 'tis, mindless they aren't.
millions and millions and millions and millions... feel like i'm listening to trump....
My only issue is when alien nations start using our time periods. Weeks, months, etc.
I chalk that up to translation issues, lol
There do exist hints, that we have been given our idea of time from aliens. How come twelve hours, with only ten fingers? Seven days a week? And look at Sumerian pictures: Anunaki always wearing wrist watches?
🚀🏴☠️🎸
Bad
Always liked throwing rocks, pretty good at it.😂😂😂😂