Yandere Vampire And Werewolf Fight Over You [Yandere][Banter][Comedy][Vampire][Werewolf]

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  • @meganstreiff5157
    @meganstreiff5157 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    Plot twist: listener walked away from them while they were arguing near the end and looked up better locks and stakes and silver bullets because they don't have time for supernatural nonsense to be bothering them every time they leave their house and they've got stuff to do.

    • @RadaSobakina
      @RadaSobakina ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That's what I would do lol

    • @meganstreiff5157
      @meganstreiff5157 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Rada Sobakina who's got time to deal with creepy wolf men breaking into your house or vampires trying to steal you away, if they fight, it gives you time to get on with your life, so why NOT prepare for them to freak out when they finally notice you're gone? 🤣

    • @sp3cal
      @sp3cal ปีที่แล้ว +14

      👩🏻‍💻Writing’s 📝not❌ that 🙄 easy. 😌That’s 👀why🤷🏻‍♀️Grammarly👈🏻can 😊help. 👍This ❗️sentence 📄 is 💅🏻 grammatically ✏️ correct, ✅ but 🤦🏻‍♂️ it’s 🤔 wordy, 🗣and 🖇 hard 😡 to 🅰️ read. 📚

    • @RoxyHatesPedos
      @RoxyHatesPedos ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sp3cal Tell me why OvQ

    • @neteyam..
      @neteyam.. ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Listener'
      Me huh boy's what is going on l just got here 😂

  • @Alina_-rz4jp
    @Alina_-rz4jp ปีที่แล้ว +109

    5:41 „EVEN YOURE REFLECTION DOESNT WANT TO SEE YOU „MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

    • @lenka358
      @lenka358 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      RIGHT!!!!?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Yourmom-cy5yv
      @Yourmom-cy5yv ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah frr☠️ bro went for it

    • @_blxoom_
      @_blxoom_ ปีที่แล้ว +5

      bro violated him astronomically💀

  • @grey_roses
    @grey_roses ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Listener: *puts down popcorn* Sorry, I'm into Lamias.

    • @RadaSobakina
      @RadaSobakina ปีที่แล้ว +18

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

    • @L0v3s1ckPuppy
      @L0v3s1ckPuppy ปีที่แล้ว +14

      THIS

    • @martynadyminska2965
      @martynadyminska2965 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@RadaSobakinah

  • @AshieASMR
    @AshieASMR ปีที่แล้ว +34

    When the jaiden said he was a pure-blood vampire i was like
    Oh so you’re inbred… 🤢

  • @K-pop_and_K-drama_addict
    @K-pop_and_K-drama_addict ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Fun Fact: Blood plasma makes up 55% of the total volume of blood in the human body. And the average volume of blood in an adult male is 5.6 liters when you convert it to pounds it's 12.3459.While in an adult female contains 4.5 liters of blood and converting it to pounds it's 9.9208. That being said blood is approximately 10% of an adult's body weight.

    • @Galaxyy_Starr
      @Galaxyy_Starr 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You are a walking Wikipedia.

  • @Mang0sita
    @Mang0sita ปีที่แล้ว +133

    bro anytime they were roasting each other i can just imagine the listener being like
    🤐🍿✨
    also according to google "the ammount of blood in a human is approximately 10% of an adult's weight."

  • @Aud_Reyluvs
    @Aud_Reyluvs ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Bro jaden getting his pick up lines wrongly based on him being a vampire while Daniel roasting back
    while listener be like: I just sit back and observe 😎✨🍿🍵

  • @XXmacy_wacyXX
    @XXmacy_wacyXX ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "BULLSH1T I CALL BULLSH1T ON THAT!" FR MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

  • @ananyanyan
    @ananyanyan ปีที่แล้ว +76

    These two are better off with each other than with me lmao

    • @NanaNeedsCoffee
      @NanaNeedsCoffee ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was gonna say that-
      These idiot's are made for eachother

    • @kellywagner-pi1lz
      @kellywagner-pi1lz 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Finally somebody said it it’s like they’re flirting with each other like what is it do you want me or do you want each other!?😂❤

  • @purink9590
    @purink9590 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Fun Fact: Daniel actually likes Jaden and is just trying to convince you to come with him so he can get rid of you and get his dear vampire to himself 🗿👀

    • @singlesalec
      @singlesalec ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Umm welp that messed up i guees were gonna die prepared our funeral i dont get paid enough to do this😭💀🙂

    • @xxcringeycookiezxx3441
      @xxcringeycookiezxx3441 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omg i love this

    • @RadaSobakina
      @RadaSobakina ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg lol ye

    • @purink9590
      @purink9590 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@xxcringeycookiezxx3441 🤭

    • @purink9590
      @purink9590 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RadaSobakina ready to die? 🤧

  • @ArcFallOrder1919
    @ArcFallOrder1919 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Ladies ladies ladies there's no need to fight over me all we can do is just have a nice little cuddle and we could just call it a night sound good

    • @Natures_Soul_Dancer
      @Natures_Soul_Dancer ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Girls, girls! You're both pretty. Can I go home now?
      -Roxane from Megamind

  • @That.Tired.Alien.
    @That.Tired.Alien. ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “ quite frankly… I don’t think he has one”
    The way I chocked on my food when you said that 😂

  • @kazuha_i_think
    @kazuha_i_think ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Please your reflection doesn't even want to see you" GOT ME ROLLING😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
    but I like the wolf better he's funny

  • @Araza169
    @Araza169 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    How long have they been stalking me? Months? Years?

    • @RadaSobakina
      @RadaSobakina ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Days? Hours? Seconds? Weeks? Centuries?

    • @RadaSobakina
      @RadaSobakina ปีที่แล้ว +8

      MINUTES???????

    • @GoodShockwave
      @GoodShockwave ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Millisecond

  • @SCARA_MOUCE
    @SCARA_MOUCE ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Them: who do you want to pick?
    Me POV : I want you both ^⁠_⁠^

  • @sarahtaylor2676
    @sarahtaylor2676 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This is my twilight phase all over again!😂🧛🐺

  • @RadaSobakina
    @RadaSobakina ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Plot Twist: Listener gives Jaden a silver bullet, he shoots the other guy, and then listener kills Jaden 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

  • @blo0dysmiles297
    @blo0dysmiles297 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love the werewolf he way more sassy and quick with the quips 😂

  • @KYLAHH_1010
    @KYLAHH_1010 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    failed my all-nighter again but I honestly do like when they fight over me ❤

  • @ksirenterprise
    @ksirenterprise ปีที่แล้ว +12

    i want to cuddle..... BOTH OF U

  • @lordserpenblack8969
    @lordserpenblack8969 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    It was un-nerving, cute, and hilarious at the same time. And I think you did good on the two voices.

    • @jesshere3636
      @jesshere3636 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I completely agree their amazing at it

  • @Xx0Ash3r0xX
    @Xx0Ash3r0xX ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Not the pick up lines 😭🤣🤣😭

  • @livvy.doodle
    @livvy.doodle ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Pros and cons of the vampire
    Pros: can live forever, can turn others into a vampire.. cons : eats blood, lives forever. Pros vs . Cons of the werewolf Pros: could braid the long hair, probably would be very fluff cons : can be scary , have to see dead animals. also the pick up lines were do cheesy but not the worst 😊

  • @Lpsemerald
    @Lpsemerald ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Me when Jaden brings out a gun
    Me: aw crap he's packing heat

  • @_F-MC
    @_F-MC ปีที่แล้ว +8

    BRO I CHOKED ON AIR WHEN I HEARD THEM TALK
    Me: *trying to kiss puppy*
    My puppy: "🐾 *no kiss* "
    Also my puppy: *on back staring at ceiling paws up and somewhere else literally I don't understand if he's sleeping with his eyes open*
    Also Me: "👁👄👁
    💧 "

  • @pamelagrossman5596
    @pamelagrossman5596 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When they were flirting they got me the flirting worked keep going

  • @nighthowler5590
    @nighthowler5590 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I can't with this. I was laughing so hard the entire time. I don't think I would be able to keep my cool if I was really in a situation like this. I would be rolling on the floor laughing so hard 🤣🤣

  • @CassidyGrace29
    @CassidyGrace29 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I don't know why but brain went: "Can we keep the puppy!" I'm so done with myself XD

  • @bsperson1810
    @bsperson1810 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Gahhhh I've heard this script before, but your take on this was so fun!! 😆
    ......hehe I'm here before Harry :)

  • @KingYxkii
    @KingYxkii 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Ahh-.....i literally dropped everything i was doing when i saw the thumbnail 👁️👄👁️
    The red dude is from this Atome game called "Twilight Host Club" danggg hahahaha, im blushing

  • @Lychi-wx3qi
    @Lychi-wx3qi 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ima be honest, I’d become besties with Daniel almost immediately, he matches my energy so perfectly 😂😂

  • @littlemisshero5447
    @littlemisshero5447 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You’re awesome! I thought you where two different people! It worked amazingly id say keep doing it! I loved this, this is now a comfort video for me!💖

  • @pineapple6877
    @pineapple6877 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yo its just like hot Vs cold because vampires are cold blooded and the werewolf that is hot blooded...

  • @77alaina77
    @77alaina77 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    VAMPIRE I FELL ABSOLUTELY IN LOVE

  • @Klara625-nw8pl
    @Klara625-nw8pl 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Alll I need is to hug both of them and so who’s feels better to hug

  • @juliamakowski
    @juliamakowski ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Make a part 2 please. And please make it both of them.

  • @pigeonboy1556
    @pigeonboy1556 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:42 OH SHIT HES PACKING HEAT

  • @hannahd5868
    @hannahd5868 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I would pick…the werewolf😅
    Cause I mean who doesn’t love warm and fluffy canines?✨

  • @FaithMidnight
    @FaithMidnight ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Warmth, fur and heartbeat are bonuses for cuddling. Breaking and entering makes wolf lose points though.

  • @AngelKatsumi
    @AngelKatsumi ปีที่แล้ว +5

    LOL THE FACT THAT THE GUYS IN THE PHOTOS ARE VAMPIRE AND WEREWOLF

  • @matolerma9462
    @matolerma9462 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The banter over the cringy lines cute... Grump pup and the flying limmer lol

  • @Baku_bro
    @Baku_bro ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I SEARCHED IT UP blood takes up roughly 8% of your body for an average adult.

  • @delulu.u
    @delulu.u 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    5:48
    *"BET. 👺"*
    4:38
    *"BET. 👺"*
    3:33
    *"BET. 👺"*
    *system overload.

  • @Arinime.X
    @Arinime.X ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hears flirting… 😳
    Denial! Pauses video
    Unpause 🤫☺️

  • @Ariana_Griande
    @Ariana_Griande ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “What’s a thing like you doing out in the woods?”
    Me:…….looking for bones for my collection

  • @ICECREAM.86
    @ICECREAM.86 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The moment I heard their names i felt like theire personalities would have matched better if they were switched. Daniel for the vampire and Jaden for the werewolf, not my story though. 😂 I still liked it!

  • @laurengoodnight
    @laurengoodnight 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Listener out at 4am to pick rare mushrooms: 👁👄👁

  • @squidink680
    @squidink680 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:42. OH SHIIITTT.

  • @strawberym0o
    @strawberym0o ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Imagine y/n says : sorry I'm not into short guys..
    Then and Naga shows up

  • @tanlaysee9144
    @tanlaysee9144 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Both : starts fighting
    Me:no shit Sherlock instant leaving

  • @pz6103
    @pz6103 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Weredude : u would have to stab a stake through a vampires heart and I don't think he has 1.
    Me : HA!

  • @-Topaz-Onoko
    @-Topaz-Onoko ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THE ROASTS XD Me when they ask me who to choose : See Ya Idiots!

  • @lee-annhengst5233
    @lee-annhengst5233 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wolf i think?: why don’t we head to my place?
    Me: I’m just gonna head to my camp yea…ok bye!

  • @ambergtentz2149
    @ambergtentz2149 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The two different character make the video more entertaining

  • @evilneurodivergentclown
    @evilneurodivergentclown ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I woke up to this notification lol
    But I loved the video 10/10 would listen to hot men argue again (joke)
    Keep up the good work! Much love sent !! 💜💜

  • @mccoolsgriffendore220
    @mccoolsgriffendore220 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why was i thinking of twilight - plus i would've picked both🤠👍

  • @dia666
    @dia666 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Werewolf: ...so dark and spooky out here"
    The forest: * Chirping of cheerful birds *
    Me: Mhm... So spooky...
    Vampire: "Ah whatever, is probably 23% or something"
    Me:... Nope, is usually 10% of a person's weight.

  • @ravenfinch-alexander1238
    @ravenfinch-alexander1238 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love when they fight over me!

  • @Love_xoxo148
    @Love_xoxo148 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Plot twist:we picked the vampire

  • @trinityharmon5107
    @trinityharmon5107 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Listener: na I'll choose a dragon or mershark

  • @ALPHADARKFANG
    @ALPHADARKFANG 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I pick the wolf so beautiful

  • @artistythedarkelf
    @artistythedarkelf ปีที่แล้ว +1

    just the listener in the back like🤐🍿~✨drama✨~

  • @Diana-wt4ny
    @Diana-wt4ny ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was great! 😂

  • @chelsygutierrez
    @chelsygutierrez ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like it

  • @Holdmybaguette
    @Holdmybaguette ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Clicked for the genius inc boys, stayed for the asmr-

    • @Frozen_pea
      @Frozen_pea ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bro same-

    • @AngelKatsumi
      @AngelKatsumi ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONEE

    • @Miss_em_16
      @Miss_em_16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uh I guess Im the same way ……..

    • @alani5497
      @alani5497 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fr samw tho

  • @NeigeLebanche
    @NeigeLebanche 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bro this was on my recommendations and I was surprised, to find out one of the boys has the same name as me 🤣☠️🪦

  • @v4mp1r1sm_
    @v4mp1r1sm_ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    NOT ME KNOWING WHERE THE CHARACTERS ARE FROMM😭

  • @amywolf
    @amywolf ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When you play genius inc games and know these two

  • @blueberryyofficial
    @blueberryyofficial ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMG IT'S ASH FROM TWILIGHT HOST CLUB I love that game soo much!!
    I love your videos btw!!❤

  • @NanaNeedsCoffee
    @NanaNeedsCoffee ปีที่แล้ว +2

    👁👄👁💅🍿* crunch crunch*

  • @KitsuneyokaiNinetales
    @KitsuneyokaiNinetales 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Daniel, Jaden, yall stop please?
    *eats popcorn*

  • @aetherofthewindsofdestruct9866
    @aetherofthewindsofdestruct9866 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just checked and the Averege human has 5 liters of blood

  • @michelle.first.8072
    @michelle.first.8072 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The human body has 60% Water

  • @R4nd0M..913
    @R4nd0M..913 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Honestly if I was actually in that situation I would choose the vampire but if I could choose both I would do that -v-

  • @raidenshougun301
    @raidenshougun301 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i mean i have thing for both vampire's and werewloves i mean i can pick both of em

  • @ambergtentz2149
    @ambergtentz2149 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love your channel

  • @DaughterOfDrakes
    @DaughterOfDrakes ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I don't think I can go out with either of you. You see, I'm not a pedophile, and you're both acting like 4 year olds'

  • @TrooperBear82
    @TrooperBear82 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    # awesomely Cool writing asmr work.
    # keep on writing ✍ And keep on Treaking ✍.

  • @melissaparker340
    @melissaparker340 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is hilarious

  • @Weird_lifegenius
    @Weird_lifegenius 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    We need a part 2 🙃🙂

  • @giyuxlonely1126
    @giyuxlonely1126 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is it just me or is jaden just so cute like 🤭🤭❤❤

  • @Ginger_Ale99
    @Ginger_Ale99 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    They expect me to choose one? Uhhhhh can I have both?

  • @VampirePrincess2003
    @VampirePrincess2003 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like the werewolf guy better because my boyfriend is a werewolf

  • @Weird_lifegenius
    @Weird_lifegenius 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    5:59:
    Me: FURRRRRRRRRRRRRR ME WANT FURRRR

  • @Nezukochan582
    @Nezukochan582 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Lemme chose both Daniel and Jaden bc yes :>

  • @crow_winged_author_kat
    @crow_winged_author_kat ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Honestly. I like wolves better than vampires. I would go with Daniel. Forget the yandere bits; Daniel had better pick up lines and confidence.

  • @EvangelineNo
    @EvangelineNo ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think both of them were stalkers-

  • @tanlaysee9144
    @tanlaysee9144 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would watch this movie 🍿scene and leave after it’s done

  • @strawberryapproves6907
    @strawberryapproves6907 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Approved

  • @dungeongirl5183
    @dungeongirl5183 หลายเดือนก่อน

    sneaks away halfway through their conversation

  • @leinaneia
    @leinaneia 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My might-be poly ass screaming in pain rn, not being able to choose who to take during the listening😂

  • @nami4788
    @nami4788 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    BRO THE WOLF IS CALL JINTA OR IDK BUT HE IS FROM A GGGGAAAAAMMMMMMEEEE

  • @emerycorner
    @emerycorner ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Booktok would turn this into a Why Choose😭

  • @melissaparker340
    @melissaparker340 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Dude werewolf 😊

  • @1edgycinnamonroll795
    @1edgycinnamonroll795 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    These two definitely dated in high school -

  • @Dustyy_Bunz42
    @Dustyy_Bunz42 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I might get a comment telling me to shut up but I'm gonna do it anyway....
    2023's Twilight is looking great guys 😂 I love your vid great job!

    • @_blxoom_
      @_blxoom_ ปีที่แล้ว

      2023 twilight looking fire🗣🔥

  • @vanessanakulwa-kj9ct
    @vanessanakulwa-kj9ct 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Part 2❤❤❤❤

  • @amberfoster4106
    @amberfoster4106 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know I love both Vamps and were wolves,but I think I would pick the were wolf I would like to pet and cuddle

  • @corrinem9908
    @corrinem9908 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂 id pick jaden but walk away while they aurgue

  • @Dabi_simp998
    @Dabi_simp998 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    500th like!!!