you've now made me imagine every single level with them fighting each other, then when V1 goes into a new room they say "hold up, the metal thing is in a different room" so they walk into that room peacefully and then start killing eachother again, still ignoring V1
I like how V1's just going about his day fishing and whatnot while casually ignoring the Yakuza brawl between Minos and Sisyphus (besides occasionally throwing them cooked fish because he's apparently nice like that).
Correction: they LOVE fishing, but they hate each other’s methods. Minos prefers to use a fishing rod, while Sisyphus wants to swim down and grab the fish worth his bare hands. They both ignore V1 because they think he’s too mentally deranged to properly fish. About 7 minutes after they start fighting, Minos looks over and is like, “wait, did he catch a fucking fish stick with a FISHING ROD”
The most advanced war machine ever made gets bored and forces two of the most powerful beings in the universe to fight each other for sport while it goes fishing circa 2112 colourized
5:12 I love how you briefly went into Clash mode right after getting hit there, like V1 was getting sick of their fighting, realized they could deal with both of them themself right then and there, and then just decided not to.
something i've noticed is that there is a blue flash every time you throw the fishing rod so that the fishes can't parry it, the thought of the fish parrying the fishing rod and ultrakilling you terrifies me
V1 wants to live a quite life fishing and Minos Prime and Sisyphus Prime had to show up and walk all over his nice clean evening with their dirty boots!
This is a good representation of me playing Ultrakill while there are two parental figures fighting against each other in the background.
didnt know ultrakill had this feature?
dawg you good?
@@gaming4fun546 Don't worry, I'm fine! It's just a joke, alright.
same
Who won?
"hey guys can you keep it down a little, the fish are getting scared"
"DESTROY"
"This will hurt"
"Ooo nice a PITR fish"
@@Tonnam_B_wealth"THY END IS NOW"
"Damn another Stupid Looking Fish (Friend)
“WEAK”
“Hey look it’s a Frog(?)”
"Judgement!"
"Awesome, I got a stick fish"
I like that the two have basically been fighting from dawn to dusk while V1 is just fishing
Ironically, the war robot that already destroyed two thirds of hell is the most peaceful
@@cumcer6140 Two fanatic individuals with vastly different beliefs will always be more violent than a tool of war that was designed for one purpose.
Dawn to what now?
@@NOVABLASTERdusk; the opposite of dawn or a fancy way to say "night", pronouncedbDa-aske (say it simultaneously)
@@NOVABLASTER Dusk, the first person shooter videogame made by David Szymanski and published by New Blood Interactive, released in 2018.
They're fighting over who gets to kill V1.
"I NEED TO ENACT JUSTICE!"
"I'M _BORED!"_
the "I'M BORED" have such a comedic weight to it 💀
"Im sorry steve, i was bored"
“You can’t escape” fits so well since I like to think they chased you down every level to get here
you've now made me imagine every single level with them fighting each other, then when V1 goes into a new room they say "hold up, the metal thing is in a different room" so they walk into that room peacefully and then start killing eachother again, still ignoring V1
@@I_Eated_The_Soaplmfao
@@I_Eated_The_Soapthey want to record it, and there a literal walking GoPro ofc they will follow it
classic elevator gag@@I_Eated_The_Soap
Fisherman does his job while two homeless dudes battle it out to the death in the background
Scotland i guess
Perfect representation of a family reunion where you're trying to mind your own fucking business
+ getting caught in the crossfire while trying to get something from the kitchen
+ crossfire
+ disrespected
+ selfrage (self enraged)
The reason why sisyphus is fighiting minos bc sisyphus said size 2 isn't real
(And minos was pissed)
literally the community about size 2
Because minos caught the size 2 fish!!!!
(Source: th-cam.com/video/m76vXG0vF4k/w-d-xo.htmlsi=NHx8S9DclvGhyRB6 )
shouldnt it be the other way around
Minos has to see, he has to know.
sisyphus would NEVER DO THAT... you PHONY
I like how V1's just going about his day fishing and whatnot while casually ignoring the Yakuza brawl between Minos and Sisyphus (besides occasionally throwing them cooked fish because he's apparently nice like that).
Wonder what theme would be playing for their brawl
For Who's Sake?
Fly?
Assassination of Bodhisattva?
@@3njoyer-0f-everyth1ngMy guess is is yakuza 6's final boss theme that I forgot the name of.
@@superd8826 oooh, The Way of Life?
@@3njoyer-0f-everyth1ng Yeah, that's the one.
@@superd8826 Listening to the whole OST makes wonders for remembering some names
"they are just there" was the best way to do that
Stay tuned for 5-S with Something Wicked
good idea
don't you just like the sight of two drunk dads fighting each other at the fish lake
I thought this was gonna showing off sick dodging skills and catching all the fish while the prime souls attack you but honestly this is better
The incoming divorce ambiance really adds to the fishing experience
5-s but minos and sisyphus really hate fishing
Correction: they LOVE fishing, but they hate each other’s methods. Minos prefers to use a fishing rod, while Sisyphus wants to swim down and grab the fish worth his bare hands. They both ignore V1 because they think he’s too mentally deranged to properly fish. About 7 minutes after they start fighting, Minos looks over and is like, “wait, did he catch a fucking fish stick with a FISHING ROD”
alternative title: ultrakill 5-s but my parents are arguing and i forgot how to catch the stick fish for 3 minutes
the simple addition of enemy in-fighting led to an ocean of ultrakill shitposts
They are disagreeing whether or not the size 2 is real
The most advanced war machine ever made gets bored and forces two of the most powerful beings in the universe to fight each other for sport while it goes fishing circa 2112 colourized
I like that the map is big enough for them to Duke it out without teleporting out of bounds
My favorite part was the aneurism you had trying to get the stickfish
Two demi gods are duking it out while V1 is just trying to fish in peace
5:12 I love how you briefly went into Clash mode right after getting hit there, like V1 was getting sick of their fighting, realized they could deal with both of them themself right then and there, and then just decided not to.
equivalent of parents fighting while gaming
My drunk dad and grandpa fighting in background while I play fishing game:
Nah bro. It made me laugh
Drunk uncles brawling at a family lake trip. Good times.
something i've noticed is that there is a blue flash every time you throw the fishing rod so that the fishes can't parry it, the thought of the fish parrying the fishing rod and ultrakilling you terrifies me
V1 waiting Minos and Sisyphus to end their training to crush heaven later
I’m a big fan of V1 getting angrier and angrier at the fact he can’t fry the fish because they’re not big enough
Minos and Sisyphus chose this spot to spar because no one is there.
Little did they know V1 was there honing his mind by fishing.
Size 2 guy 🪱
"fish time" *gods battling in the distance*
must be how it feels to be a background character in any fight
when your siblings are fighting each other over the most mundane things and you're just doing your own thing
"JUDGEMENT!!"
*"You can't escape!"*
"𝙴𝚢 𝚢𝚘 𝙸 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊 𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚝, 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚘."
"Ah, thank you- PREPARE THYSELF!!!"
Sisyphus Don't like that
"Hey, i'm Mr,Beast, today I brought these to hpmeless men to a battle to the death, the one o wins, gets a chance to fish the TIER 2."
me when i have to beat 5-S but my headphones broke so i have to listen to my parents fighting instead
Fishing with your drunk dad and granpa
"Fellas can you keep it down, you are scaring the fish"
They should've stopped fighting once you threw a fish for them
I find it more funny that they’re fighting eachother rather than you 😭
Alternate Title: V1 catching fish while Sisyphus and Minos having Twitter(X) argument
"They just playing"
5-s but minos and sisyphus have a fishing competition
Fisting*
(they're fishing for each other's organs)
LMAO@@uwuowo214
V1: a peaceful day to go fishin'
Gabriel: machine, minos and sisyphus are fighting rn
V1: i dont care, I NEED THE SIZE 2
Me playing video games while parents arguing in the background
V1 wants to live a quite life fishing and Minos Prime and Sisyphus Prime had to show up and walk all over his nice clean evening with their dirty boots!
The way V1 reacts to them fighting makes me think they do this every day
Civilians of dragon ball when the Saiyan's invaded
I just imagine they are bickering while V1 figures out how to fish
this feels like v2 is no longer enjoying vacations
fishing during the blood moon in terraria be like
When the dead king fight the dead king
Perfect recreation of a wulver's life during Rome's invasion of Brittania.
if v1 spared minos and sisyphus:
V1 be like: "Don't mind me, just casually fishin' ova' here..."
I thought it’d be having to dodge them as you fish but this is so much better
5-S but your gay dads are arguing in the other room
honey our prime souls are fighting again
Dude was struggling for literal fish stick
I forgor 💀 I just hopped in and did it off memory
V1: *Trying to fish in peace*
Prime Souls: *Having a “discussion” (That was reference to the comedic summary of all tomorrows)*
i just wanna fish for gods sake
parents fighting in the background vibes
This gives "two sports dads fighting at their kids' baseball game over the rules"
my alcoholic step-dad getting home from work at 5pm when my mother doesnt have a martini ready for him at the door.
"DIE!"
"Nice Try!"
hate when i go fishing and theres 2 random dudes arguing really loudly it really disturbs the peace
POV your parents are fighting in the background while you're failing to make fishsticks
V1: *Chilling*,the prime souls: *insert dio vs jotaro here*
This is the secret ending if you P-Rank the whole game on the hardest difficulty.
Fishin' and a fight.
my anxiety at any time
I could imagine all of them fishing together
But this is different and better.
When you bring both your grandfather's fishing
"BEE" - Sisyphus Prime
Bee 🐝🐝🐝
going fishing but you brought the in laws
normal couple argument and normal day in ultrakill and the most normal 5-S gameplay.
Two alcoholic Grandpas were fighting for the last beer in the fridge be like:
5-S but parents divorce
from a distance it looks like a goddamn dbz brawl
V1... The souls are here🐴
Me and the boys fishing:
now just imagine this with act 3 soul
That will soon be possible
I was expecting him to get chase by prime soul while fishing
Those 2 siblings when your fishing with your dad:
The prime souls fighting over who gets the level 2 fish:
“Crush!”
“Crush!”
“Crush!”
Pov: You went fishing with your dad and old brother
Someone must animate this
minos and sisyphus take a fishing trip
A married couple and their child
the didnt share size 2 fish
Minos and Sisyphus keep fighting due no Size 2.
V1:
Minos and Sisyphus: * fighting *
V1: Let me fish in *PEACE* damnit.
alt title: V1 fishing while 2 men fighting for a piece of meat
thank you it was unexpectedly disturbing
least violent american family christmas
"There are two wolves inside of you..." MFs when you invite them to go fishing.
this has that playing fishing simulator while my parents are arguing energy
POV: the younger sibling chilling while the middle kid and oldest are throwing hands
Average Florida Fishing trip.
thanksgiving reunion simulator