the script is good, but the acting is so so brilliant... tha expressions he makes when he's playing the sorry elephant and the disappointed coast guard.. what a master.
Agreed! Just hearing the audio is funny. Watching him be the spider trying to be unobtrusive with a hat on, and being the sheepish elephant that broke the rules is priceless.
I've often said the EXACT same things, my friend!! Just as in his "Out of England" live show, when he acted out Hitler's reaction to Nietzsche being appalled by his mass extermination of the Jews, the way that he uncomfortably looked at the ground & pretended to be focussed upon something that he was doing with his foot, accompanied by his attempt at casually saying "What?" (more like "Wo'?") the same way that your average brainless teenager or "mong" would say it! GOLD!! The exact same can be said of the often subtle (but equally as important & incredible) quirks & mannerisms that made his portrayal of David Brent so incredible in "The Office" & while I think that Steve Carell is a lovely & funny guy, IMO he didn't even come close to making his version remotely as funny in the US version of the show. Ricky may be extremely intelligent, naturally hilarious & very charismatic but his acting ability is often very underrated by many people, although he has played a wide variety of characters so well in such TV series as "The Office", "Extras", "Derek" (my personal favourite) & "After Life", as well as numerous movie roles, including the phenomenal "Night At The Museum" trilogy, with the likes of such quality actors as Ben Stiller, Owen Stiller & Robin Williams (RIP).
I caught a brown hairy spider and rubbed it as much as I could. I use the Eraser end of a pencil because I didn't want to get bit but I rubbed it a bunch and the hair did not fall out I think he made that up
@@wisconsingoldrush8270 It isn't on all spiders, only tarantulas, and it's not 'hair' that it's losing, more like spines that it can shoot out. They don't grow back, and leave a bald spot after it does it once. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urticating_hair
Chicken Fight, comment like that wins the comedian of the year award, Jim Jeffries would be okay to share a beer with at the bar, but any longer and i'd prefer to listen to dried paint cracking.
I love all these imaginary conversations he has with himself. I imagine Ricky rehearsing these scenarios over and over in his head all day until he perfects them.
You know Ricky's a good storyteller when I feel annoyed at the coast guard as I'm sitting here at my computer. Can't he just leave that elephant the fuck alone??
The polar bear one makes me laugh because of the idea that to it's prey, there is black nose hovering in the air coming towards them at a brisk pace and they're just like "oh shit it's the black nose again!"
Thank God we have people like you with 200 IQ who can understand a joke a 9 year old could understand. How are you people not ashamed of humble bragging about common sense? Doesn't it sound wrong or ring a bell when you think about what you're writing? Congrats, you're as smart as a 5th grader, make sure to tell the internet.
Regardless of the multiple times I've seen these clips, I know what's coming but I still have to watch it for the giggles and the way Ricky performs them. Simply priceless. *He's a genius at work.* 8-))...
Not 100% sure it's Jimmy (when he's sounding like a seal in mating season it's usually a longer outburst than this), but you can hear that same laugh again at 7:15.
A comedy genius. I come from a different culture but Ricky makes me enjoy British jokes, too. I guess his stature helps him a lot when imitating those bears and elephants lol.
"Don't Cry" he says to the Elephant. Brilliant the way he acts it out. He was a great actor in The Office, Extras, brilliant as Derek, he played a small part in Cemetery Junction which he and Stephen Merchant had written. It's a a good story, set in 1973.
I somehow knew that the punchline would be something about elephants never being able to forget... that elephant's decision to say that it forgot was as bad as the spider's decision to wear a cap. Also, I live for Ricky's spider impressions
I know nobody cares but the balding spider fact refers to the fact that tarantulas can kick the hair off of their abdomen in defense (the hairs sting eyes and can cause asthmatic attacks). A person rubbing the abdomen can do the same as the spiders kicking legs and the spider will never grow the hair back leaving bald patches. My Chilean Rosehair has a couple.
Animal fact: A female Praying Mantis rarely will eat its mate. When it does happen it is because the female was hungry and didn't have another food source available.
+Brent'sCardsAnd Coins Here's more to that story. Nerves and muscles used during mating is not directly connected to the brain, which means even after it loses the head, the male can continue to mate. Being beheaded by the female praying mantis has also been known to "increase" the male's performance.
"You can lead a cow upstairs, but not down". To be fair, I don't know. I always lead my cows upstairs, but afterwards I give them money for taxi fare and let them walk down by themself..
I love how my husband (who loves bugs) has spiders and loooooves to pet them from time to time.. ones going bald and now ik why.. he keeps telling me it's fine but i thought it was sick or something
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the script is good, but the acting is so so brilliant... tha expressions he makes when he's playing the sorry elephant and the disappointed coast guard.. what a master.
Sign on
Agreed! Just hearing the audio is funny. Watching him be the spider trying to be unobtrusive with a hat on, and being the sheepish elephant that broke the rules is priceless.
Script? You mean his very very basic notes?
Yes, the elephant and the coast guard bit gave me the same feelings as the Hitler and Marx bit. Brilliant.
I've often said the EXACT same things, my friend!! Just as in his "Out of England" live show, when he acted out Hitler's reaction to Nietzsche being appalled by his mass extermination of the Jews, the way that he uncomfortably looked at the ground & pretended to be focussed upon something that he was doing with his foot, accompanied by his attempt at casually saying "What?" (more like "Wo'?") the same way that your average brainless teenager or "mong" would say it! GOLD!!
The exact same can be said of the often subtle (but equally as important & incredible) quirks & mannerisms that made his portrayal of David Brent so incredible in "The Office" & while I think that Steve Carell is a lovely & funny guy, IMO he didn't even come close to making his version remotely as funny in the US version of the show.
Ricky may be extremely intelligent, naturally hilarious & very charismatic but his acting ability is often very underrated by many people, although he has played a wide variety of characters so well in such TV series as "The Office", "Extras", "Derek" (my personal favourite) & "After Life", as well as numerous movie roles, including the phenomenal "Night At The Museum" trilogy, with the likes of such quality actors as Ben Stiller, Owen Stiller & Robin Williams (RIP).
who stroked a spider long enough to find that out
Who stroked a spider full stop
I caught a brown hairy spider and rubbed it as much as I could. I use the Eraser end of a pencil because I didn't want to get bit but I rubbed it a bunch and the hair did not fall out I think he made that up
@@shrewkit
I think we found our man
@@wisconsingoldrush8270 It isn't on all spiders, only tarantulas, and it's not 'hair' that it's losing, more like spines that it can shoot out. They don't grow back, and leave a bald spot after it does it once.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urticating_hair
😁
The elephant thing is exactly like kids act when caught
Polar bear one had me dying.
Do to global warming, polar bears penises are breaking during sex
+Emi Loli really? how did u find that out?
WHAT???????? Hahahahhahaha
Weird polar bears to hunt hares. They eat seals and small whales.
Also had the hare dying
i make wigs for spiders, so stroke away
Yea!!!! I have a bald spider and he's now a cutter because his hair is gone. What colors do you have Rose?
Out of context this is a really weird sentence to say
"So stroke away" can be thrown on the end of any sentence and still make sense
I think I saw your company advert in on tv the other day. Black Wigows.
Hahaha!!!!
I can't be the only one who felt sorry for the elephant.
Bro my eyes were moist
The way Ricky tells these stories makes them seem so realistic. Too funny!! One of my fav comics of all time!
Ricky Gervais is like the Gordon Ramsay of comedy
@@victorias1017 that aswell and I wint look at Ricky the same just a combination of him Simon and Gordon
What’s the name of this stand up? I’ve recently gotten into his comedy and I’ve only watch Humanity so far😂
Joshua Brown Jim Jeffries is better
Chicken Fight, comment like that wins the comedian of the year award, Jim Jeffries would be okay to share a beer with at the bar, but any longer and i'd prefer to listen to dried paint cracking.
@@izZodiiac
Animals, he also has a few others. Google Ricky Gervais live stand up. Don't miss out on them. He's very talented
I love all these imaginary conversations he has with himself. I imagine Ricky rehearsing these scenarios over and over in his head all day until he perfects them.
You know Ricky's a good storyteller when I feel annoyed at the coast guard as I'm sitting here at my computer. Can't he just leave that elephant the fuck alone??
The polar bear one makes me laugh because of the idea that to it's prey, there is black nose hovering in the air coming towards them at a brisk pace and they're just like "oh shit it's the black nose again!"
*... that, to its prey, there is...
The elephants 'caught' illegally swimming is probably one of the best things Ricky has written :-).
I don't think he really wrote that, it's written by media I guess.
I've never crossed paths with a mountain goat but his impression of a moutain goat walking with its foot fallen off was right on point.
I am in a hospital waiting for doctor to see me. And suppressing my need to blow out of laughter.
Everything is alright with you, mate?
@@ijnfrt Yah. It was just fever. Thanks mate.
You still doing alright? 🙂
When the elephant sees the coast guard and paddles faster 😂😂😂😂
Could somebody please animate these using his voices?
well that finally happened already.
Kitanael link or it didn’t happen
@@dieyoumorons th-cam.com/video/G02qAV6hG7E/w-d-xo.html
You are welcome
@@Kitanael it's been deleted :(
@@FrankSerpico29 Oh No thats kinda sad. It wasnt my video, I just found it once. Maybe I find it again, then I will post it here again.
What pushes Ricky into the stratosphere of comedy is his brilliant low-key acting.
"I forgot" lmaoo lets see how many people had this joke flying right over their heads
ellephants never forget .......
This ELEPHANT joke probably FLEW over a lot of DUMBOS' heads.
Thank God we have people like you with 200 IQ who can understand a joke a 9 year old could understand. How are you people not ashamed of humble bragging about common sense? Doesn't it sound wrong or ring a bell when you think about what you're writing? Congrats, you're as smart as a 5th grader, make sure to tell the internet.
One of my tarantulas has a bald spot, the other tarantula has now shunned him xD
Wait actually?!
hahhahahahhaha
Marty Field grass Yep xD Idk how he went bald though, it's weird
109367 I know what you did
Fucking weirdo. Thanks for confirmation 😂😂
I remember eating a lot of red wine and watching pretty much all the Ricky Gervais stand up specials at the time
lol these jokes are clean enough to tell your grandparents :)
Well , And the spider one also
It was actually sad when the elephant was crying
You stroke a little spider he goes "aw fukkennell"
Holy shit that cracked me up more than it should have xD
I love the chit chat delivery for these jokes.
Love this one
The expressions and the way he describes things
I rarely laugh out loud but with Ricky hes hilarious
Love the british humour
I like how he talks to the animals like he's talking to a small child, it's exactly the sort of tone you use when you give your kid a telling off.
Regardless of the multiple times I've seen these clips, I know what's coming but I still have to watch it for the giggles and the way Ricky performs them.
Simply priceless.
*He's a genius at work.* 8-))...
Elephant never forgets
so my dick remembers everything
childish gambino
Shepard kinda the point
Name nice
He’s guessed it, from those clues
I was having a bad day then came across this and ended up pissing myself laughing. He’s a funny guy.😂👍🏻
If you listen throughout this video you can genuinely hear Jimmy Carr laughing in the audience
Time stamp?
3:28
@@jrw9386 hahaha thanks man :D
Hahahaha I heared it😂cheers mate I never would 've noticed it
Not 100% sure it's Jimmy (when he's sounding like a seal in mating season it's usually a longer outburst than this), but you can hear that same laugh again at 7:15.
I laughed sooo much when he said I forgot at the end,omg,I love this guy
must be one big boat the life guard was on to offer the elephant to get inside
I thought he was jacking a bloak from behind
His name must be Noah
he was relying on elephant's swimming ability
@Kasper Kleine Tank Geez, don't hold back!
Robert Ri ttggss
Ricky gervais is my favourite comedian of all time, such a master of words 🤣😂
it is like watching cartoons in my head
The polar bear covering his nose was a belly buster 😅
"can you see us now?"
"nah"
"*nyom*"
i was murdered at this part.
Much like the rabbit
Of course elephants love swimming - they take their trunks everywhere they go!
A comedy genius. I come from a different culture but Ricky makes me enjoy British jokes, too. I guess his stature helps him a lot when imitating those bears and elephants lol.
IN TEARS, literally! This is so funny it hurts. hahhaaha
Nita Bahtiri no you're not
Oh you thought
I can never get tired of him 😂
Improving my English with Rickys help, that’s fun and it does make perfect sense to me, cheers from Berlin Germany
sven svenson is there any other Berlin?
@@Luca_86 Kentucky. Some are working on their English there too.
Clint Cannon 😂
Luca There’s 9 in the world. I looked it up to be a buzzkill to match your buzzkill downer self. Why did you even comment?
Shouldn't you be practicing Tukish or Arabic instead? Looks like a better option for a proud Berliner.
"Don't Cry" he says to the Elephant. Brilliant the way he acts it out. He was a great actor in The Office, Extras, brilliant as Derek, he played a small part in Cemetery Junction which he and Stephen Merchant had written. It's a a good story, set in 1973.
I somehow knew that the punchline would be something about elephants never being able to forget... that elephant's decision to say that it forgot was as bad as the spider's decision to wear a cap. Also, I live for Ricky's spider impressions
He is brilliant… genius comedy
The cutest elephant I've ever seen😂💗
Ricky's impression of a spider is amazing.
I havent laughed this hard in such a long time.!!😂😃
This vid left me WHEEZING with LAUGHTER🤣🤣🤣
6:17 there are theories that the Loch Ness monster was actually just an elephants trunk above water, but who am I to know.
Elephants in Scotland?
@@rishabhsrikar9514 exactly😂
ricky does a good impression of an elephant swimming
I just had to go Google elephants swimming in the sea. It is so beautiful lol
There really are different types of comedy around the world but they all have a similarity, laughters.
6:50 ALMOST CHOKED ON MY WATER
That camerawork during the elephant swimming story. Genius
spider and elephant were the best lol
elephant one had me crying
That whistle at 6:38 was amazing.
The spider part is true. I found that out with my tarantula. Learned the hard way not to rub my eyes afterwards.
The sorry elephant was brilliant
I think the elephants caught out to sea sounds more like they have ships trawling for elephants.
End up with a fishing net full of elephants.
2018 and still funny 😂😂😂
This guy would be a terrific children’s puppeteer
A little known fact... It's not just their nose, Polar Bears have black skin too.
Warren NZ same as a zebra
That how you know a zebra is black with white stripes
Not white with black stripes 👍
This guy is fuckin hilarious.And his peculiar British accent makes him sound even more funny.
Man I love me some Ricky!!
"Fuck it. I'm Bald. Who cares?"
got me 😂
Love the polar bear nose! Damn he's funny!
I know nobody cares but the balding spider fact refers to the fact that tarantulas can kick the hair off of their abdomen in defense (the hairs sting eyes and can cause asthmatic attacks). A person rubbing the abdomen can do the same as the spiders kicking legs and the spider will never grow the hair back leaving bald patches. My Chilean Rosehair has a couple.
Animal fact: A female Praying Mantis rarely will eat its mate. When it does happen it is because the female was hungry and didn't have another food source available.
fucking hell xD
And male cuttlefish will disguise themselves as females to run under a larger males belly and mate with the female he is guarding
+Brent'sCardsAnd Coins Here's more to that story. Nerves and muscles used during mating is not directly connected to the brain, which means even after it loses the head, the male can continue to mate. Being beheaded by the female praying mantis has also been known to "increase" the male's performance.
Brent'sCardsAnd Coins As long as she asks for consent I'm fine with it
A lot like marriage
He’s hilarious 🤣
I didn’t know I needed this 😂😂😂😂
"You can lead a cow upstairs, but not down". To be fair, I don't know. I always lead my cows upstairs, but afterwards I give them money for taxi fare and let them walk down by themself..
He should have included the best fact of all: "lions are the king of the jungle"
Watching in May 2020: The polar bear just needs to put on his white coronavirus mask when hunting.
Brilliant. Just brilliant!
The suggestion that a polar bear would need backup to hunt a tiny rabbit 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I need a Mammalian documentary with Ricky Gervais commentary.
Elephant does not forgive. Elephant does not forget.
Ricky you're the best!
The elephant impression was so great I started to feel bad for the elephant
I think I'm falling in love with Ricky Gervais... D;
I love how my husband (who loves bugs) has spiders and loooooves to pet them from time to time.. ones going bald and now ik why.. he keeps telling me it's fine but i thought it was sick or something
He's such a fucking good actor
I feel like polar bears learnt about covering their noses when trying to sneak up on or hide from other polar bears.
Hilarious! Thanks for the laughs!
When he read the goat thing, I fucking lost it. XD
During that last bit, when he plays the sad elephant, I swear he starts to look a lot like Lou Costello.
I had a rose hair I used to pet every day. Just a single rub. I guess I'm draculas assistant lol
Brilliant, Ricky.
Very funny and very clever comedy 👍
Fucking brilliant needed this today
Too good that he can make jokes about us all.
did any one else "auhhhh" when the elephant started to cry?
i saw him 1st doing stand up in gta 4
He's a treasure.
My ex was a cow. She never wanted to go upstairs.
I was in an old barn with animals stalls on the second floor. It was for veal. They had to take the stairs up. Crazy.
Omg the elephants XDD my stomach hurt. I was like who tf reported them and just lost it
Elephant tries to swim away faster, coastguard grabs it by the ear 🤣🤣🤣
He’s soooo good.