I was listening in the morning taking a shower. I look over when Andy is telling the sink acid story. …is Andy’s head bigger then usual? Why is…? I wash out my eyes. Why is his head bigger? Then it goes back to normal. Damnit, Kevin!
Every time you guys bring up Starbucks I want to pitch this so here it goes. I’ve worked at Starbucks for almost 14 years (I can no foam it like you wouldn’t believe Nick), let’s do the Starbucks episode. I have every answer to any and all of your Starbucks hearts’ desires.
Tim is beginning to learn that "happy wife, happy life" is not just an old dad joke of a saying. He is also learning that he will always be the X reason why something has gone wrong when dealing with a spouse. 😂
All of that seems a bit abusive. Imagine if the roles were switched. The husband tells the wife that everything is her fault, and if he's not happy she definitely won't be happy either. Just saying, it's a bit abusive.
When I was in the Army, I accidentally butt dialed 911 on a live fire range. So the cops heard gunshots, traced my location and figured out what was going on. After the live fire excercise my battalion commander happened to be on site, started asking for Sgt. Allen, any vets here can guess, I got the absolute dog shit smoked out of me.
I opened up a small cafe five years ago. For the last two years I was open, I worked it by myself. I never fucked up people's orders. It's not a hard job. I get so pissed when my wife and I go to Starbucks and they fuck it up 60% of the time. My place was unknown and of course It failed and I had to close, but it still grinds my gears. I made sure my equipment was always finely tuned and maintained, my water was filtered, ny grind was perfect, drinks were made with care, no one gave a crap.
Tim just like me fr fr lol We're all just big ass children. I do the exact same thing. Whenever I'm about to fart in front if my gf, I say something like "what was that?" or "did you hear that?" right before ripping a fart 😬
A few friends and I were staying at a friends place and his little yorkie got out while he was gone. We chased that little dude for 3 straight hours until he finally cornered himself in a gated off dog park. Was terrified we were gonna be the reason he got hit by traffic.
0:13 - good lord look at all those scratches in that nice new studio stage floor. you guys need some one to come buff out all those scratches and you better not make it cool greg. literally i'll come and do it for free lol
@kevmolio That is only true if one if beta carotene deficient. Most humans consume enough nutrients via there diets to not be at risk for such deficiencies, and many people take multivitamin supplements necessary to cover any dietary gaps. Beta carotene is not any sort of effective prophylactic for androgenic alopecia. As a hair loss sufferer, I truly wish there was a simple science-based medicine treatment,
50:46 felt very weird to me lol idk maybe it’s just me but really weird to put Andy on blast on a podcast for what he’s doing privately on his phone. Seems weird. 🤷♂️
Do you wanna look as cool as I look!!! LoL Why the hell does Tim say that, then INSTANTLY, rips those sunglasses off his face while he says the whole rest of the ad read!! LoL you are selling their sunglasses dude! That ad read seriously feels like that Tim totally lost a bet and had to do this ad read when no one at KF wanted to do it at all.
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Big head Andy killed me😂
Absolutely LEGENDARY move.
lol just seeing Kevin move it around slowly little by little lol
Barrett watching this later and hearing Andy talk about pouring acid down their pipes 👀
Andy is on Goldeneye Big Head Mode
Shirtless Nick is Ky-Low Rent
👏
"Bill-Broke Baggins"
Andy: What’s in a buffalo chicken wrap??
Nick: Buffalo chicken 🤨
😂😂😂
I realized from the Star Wars stream that if Nick had more hair, he would be president. That wig unlocked a whole new level of confidence and charisma
I was listening in the morning taking a shower. I look over when Andy is telling the sink acid story. …is Andy’s head bigger then usual? Why is…? I wash out my eyes. Why is his head bigger? Then it goes back to normal. Damnit, Kevin!
As a former sick kid, I'm with you Andy! I also know all the dumb antibiotic names
Great job on the big head mode for Andy
Andy with the NBA Jam head
lol @ big head andy
The thumbnail is perfect, kudos to whoever made it
The thumbnail is even funnier knowing what it's about 😂❤
And orgy at the Fuddruckers might be the funniest thing Andy's ever said
I actually missed out on the Kinda Funny Pillow, one of the few things i regret missing out from the store.
Every time you guys bring up Starbucks I want to pitch this so here it goes. I’ve worked at Starbucks for almost 14 years (I can no foam it like you wouldn’t believe Nick), let’s do the Starbucks episode. I have every answer to any and all of your Starbucks hearts’ desires.
Lmaoo
Tim is beginning to learn that "happy wife, happy life" is not just an old dad joke of a saying. He is also learning that he will always be the X reason why something has gone wrong when dealing with a spouse. 😂
All of that seems a bit abusive. Imagine if the roles were switched. The husband tells the wife that everything is her fault, and if he's not happy she definitely won't be happy either.
Just saying, it's a bit abusive.
@@Myke_thehumanlife’s too short don’t look for reasons to be mad brother, enjoy!
I like Andys MCU draft idea
God the thumbnail 😂
Andy… the episode of breaking bad when they introduce the sulfuric acid they literally melt the entire bathtub… AND YOU POURED IT DOWN UOUR PIPES?!
Tim's biggest regret is thinking he's better at podcasting than Colin...
When I was in the Army, I accidentally butt dialed 911 on a live fire range. So the cops heard gunshots, traced my location and figured out what was going on. After the live fire excercise my battalion commander happened to be on site, started asking for Sgt. Allen, any vets here can guess, I got the absolute dog shit smoked out of me.
I feel you brother 😂
I opened up a small cafe five years ago. For the last two years I was open, I worked it by myself. I never fucked up people's orders. It's not a hard job. I get so pissed when my wife and I go to Starbucks and they fuck it up 60% of the time. My place was unknown and of course It failed and I had to close, but it still grinds my gears. I made sure my equipment was always finely tuned and maintained, my water was filtered, ny grind was perfect, drinks were made with care, no one gave a crap.
Just a curious question: What did you do/have done for advertising?
I walked away for a bit and when I came back, I couldn't figure out what was wrong with Andy's head!
11:46 had me do a spit take
You guys need to snake draft your favorite superhero’s to fight against each other. We can then vote who had the best team of superheros
Can we get a whole episode of bobblehead everybody? 😂
Tim just like me fr fr lol
We're all just big ass children. I do the exact same thing. Whenever I'm about to fart in front if my gf, I say something like "what was that?" or "did you hear that?" right before ripping a fart 😬
Without knowing anything, I am going to guess Tim picked the wrong colour bomber jacket for his Jordans. 🤣
To go with the shirt, which matches the Jordans.
I’m with Andy and customizing drinks. No shame.
Nice Jordan’s Tim!
I want everyone to have a big head for one podcast.
The no ice in a cold drink at Starbucks is probably a nitro cold brew. I don't think the have ice??
imagine getting absolutely cooked right at the beginning of the podcast
Happens to the best of us bro. 😤🙏🏽
The meds that Andy took are actually the only thing I’m allergic to😂 Zithromax makes me have a full body rash
A few friends and I were staying at a friends place and his little yorkie got out while he was gone. We chased that little dude for 3 straight hours until he finally cornered himself in a gated off dog park. Was terrified we were gonna be the reason he got hit by traffic.
People out here using Drano like Snowbike Mike uses teeth whiteners!? The horror!
Where did Tim get that shirt!? I want one. Lol
Andy, stop taking antibiotics all the time, you're going to create a superbug. Tim, you have C.Diff.
The thumbnail XD XD
nitro cold brews don’t get ice
0:13 - good lord look at all those scratches in that nice new studio stage floor. you guys need some one to come buff out all those scratches and you better not make it cool greg. literally i'll come and do it for free lol
Every time my eyes wander to that Funko Pop mf on the right side of the screen I can’t not laugh.
Thought the title referred to THAT haircut. We all remember it.
One of their best thumbnails EVER 😄
😂 I feel bad, Tim’s just trying to tell a story and they get side tracked at every sentence
Wasn't Patrick Andy's replacement when he was on vacation?
Don't pour sulfuric acid down your drains
Andy your flippant use of antibiotics is how antibiotic resistant bacteria is created
Nitro cold brew drinks don’t get ice
Bobblehead Andy is best Andy
And this is why everything is resistant to Zithromax now…
Was it ending party mode?
There is no real cure for balding at this time.
Beta Carotene fights thinning hair
@kevmolio That is only true if one if beta carotene deficient. Most humans consume enough nutrients via there diets to not be at risk for such deficiencies, and many people take multivitamin supplements necessary to cover any dietary gaps. Beta carotene is not any sort of effective prophylactic for androgenic alopecia. As a hair loss sufferer, I truly wish there was a simple science-based medicine treatment,
Alienating Colin and half the fan base? Way to go Tim.
timestamp this
50:46 felt very weird to me lol idk maybe it’s just me but really weird to put Andy on blast on a podcast for what he’s doing privately on his phone. Seems weird. 🤷♂️
A little weird to be browsing your phone during a podcast as well, to be fair.
@@jasons4453 nah I get that for sure, just seemed weird to call him out in that way lol
mines dark
Do you wanna look as cool as I look!!!
LoL Why the hell does Tim say that, then INSTANTLY, rips those sunglasses off his face while he says the whole rest of the ad read!! LoL you are selling their sunglasses dude! That ad read seriously feels like that Tim totally lost a bet and had to do this ad read when no one at KF wanted to do it at all.
Tim need psyllium husk
Bald at 27? Wouldve taken that anyday,
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