I think a cool house/dealer character would be the Narrator from The Stanley Parable. Imagine him going "The player decides to call because they think this is a fictional game with fictional money. Oh if only they knew..."
That would be so amusing. We can get some references to one of the many endings in dialogue. It would be amusing if there wasn’t any dialogue referring to Stanley as the fan base of The Parable would absolutely eat up the dialogue and the possible implications of Stanley not being mentioned.
@@ThefifthBishopofGord his bounty item (after everyone else offers up theirs) would totally be a Stanly Figurine/Stiggley-Wiggley/Figley/Stanlurine/Mini-Stan/Stanley-Figs/Figlureanlurine/Figanley. The Narrator cycles betweens all of these names as the games goes on.
Honestly a straight-up indie crossover poker game could be cool! Some picks on my end would be Madeline (with added banter/sass courtesy of Badeline), snatcher again, King Dice, Octodad, Filbo and Peppino
@@celebisonm4271 Filbo... wait, the blue goofy guy from Bugsnax? Or is there a different indie game character named Filbo that I just haven't heard of?
Welp, I’m bored. Here’s some bounty dialogue. Snatcher: “Hey, so, I don’t really have the cash for tonight, so I’ll put up this thing. I crocheted it in my free time, and I think the yarn is magic? Whatever, one of you probably wants it.” Raiden: “What? Magic isn’t real.” Snatcher: “Oh, yes it is.” Raiden: “Prove it.” Snatcher: “So you DO want it! HA! There we go, that’s my buy-in.” Kim: “Eugh, fresh outta cash. I’ll have to bet these instead.” Snatcher: “Those are just drumsticks.” Kim: “They’re MY drumsticks! They have-like-sentimental value, or something. Shut up, I’ll just win enough for next time off of you guys.” Kermit: “Aren’t you scared of losing? I’d hate to lose something with so much sentimental value.” Kim: “Well then I just won’t lose.” Kermit: “Oh gosh. This is embarrassing. I can’t pay the buy-in tonight! Guess this old thing’ll have to do. Can you believe I used to fit in this? Guess all the junk’s gone to my stuffing!” Snatcher: “That thing’s way too small, how am I supposed to wear it once I win to mock you with it?” Kermit: “Well, gosh, that isn’t very nice. Though, I do think purple is your color, Mr. Snatcher.” Raiden: “Can I buy-in with something that isn’t money?” Mayonnaise: “Depends what it is.” Kim: “Outta cash?” Raiden: “Like I‘d tell you. Anyhow, I’ll buy-in with one of these.” Kermit: “Oh gee, that looks dangerous.” Raiden: “Get a little closer to it and find out.” Ena: “I’m. Out. Of. MONEEEEEYYYYY- dog.” Raiden: “Is… what is that.” Ena: “Why, a dog with an hourglass around it, of course!” Raiden: “No, I got that, but like, practically, what is it?” Ena: “HOURGLASS DOG.” Raiden: “Alright, alright! Jesus.” Doc: “Oh dear. It appears I’m a little short on currency at the moment. Will this be a suitable replacement?” Snatcher: “What… is it?” Doc: “Why, a flux capacitor, of course! I’ve been meaning to get it out of my house, anyhow. It was cluttering up my garage.” Kim: “You consider a time machine part clutter?” Doc: “Well, after you’ve made your first few time machines, yes!” Mayonnaise: “Before I forget, I’m obliged to offer up a bounty. To the victor go the spoils.” Kermit: “Wow, those sure are neat! What are they?” Mayonnaise: “A set of chess pieces from my personal collection. Hand made, might I add.” Snatcher: “There’s not nearly enough pieces there for a full chess set.” Mayonnaise: “They are from my personal collection, after all. I suppose I’ve never played a game of chess with them before.” Kim: “So it’s not a FULL chess set.” Mayonnaise: “Enough, let’s get to the game.”
Ohhhhh my turn! Dingodile: Well that sucks. I don't the right amount of moolah on meself, but I do get something that will pay the debt. Daffy Duck: WHAT!?! A Flamethrower!? How do you manage to get that? Dingodile: Duck, back in me old days. Cortex give me this machine to burn a orange marsupial but I failed. So I decided to sell my Flamethrower to one of yas. Daffy Duck: Well that explains a lot actually.
Alt. Mayonnaise Dialogue: Mayonnaise: "Before I forget, I'm obliged to offer up a bounty. To the victor go the spoils." Doc: "What is that?" Mayonnaise: "This? It's the Jackbox, An artifact that can create worlds and beings that let you compete in strange challenges." Jackbox: "I usually go by Jack." ENA: "Sweet cheddar crackers! It speaks!" Mayonnaise: "Yes, It does. More than you think." Kermit: "That's not the weirdest thing I've seen." Mayonnaise: "Enough, Let's get to the game."
Link: Well, this is embarrassing, I forgot to bring the money I need for the buy-in. I guess I have no choice. Shadow: You know that It won't be a fair game if you don't play. Link: I have no choice but to buy in with the Ocarina of Time. Puro: It's... It's... It's beautiful! Link: I hope there's no problem with me doing this. Reginald von Winslow: I don't see any problem whatsoever. Whoever wins the tournament will win the ocarina as a prize!
@flareblade1420 Daffy: Well, this is embarrassing. I forgot to bring the money. Dingodile: So you ran short, huh? Daffy: Well, Dingo, my amigo, I got something that will get me in. (Turns on Parade Float from the Looney Tunes show) Terence: Hmmmmm. Daffy: Woo-hoo, Woo-hoo Woo-hoo Woo-hoo!!! Now with that outta the way. Let's get this game rolling!
Ker: *"What's with all the gray and white...? and....why do I feel old...?"* Mayo: *"That is because the player has initiated Rule 137C of the inventory's rulebook, where the inventory is legally obligated to remodel the area from the player's choosing. now let's say this all took place a lucid dream in your deepest slumber, an infinite spiral within a dimension that holds two doors, one that's all polished and ready for you, the other made by someone els-"* Raid: *"Ok we get it! the place got more schmancy fancy and all."* Mayo: *"My deepest apologies, let the game continue."* (Jackbox Unlockable Script)
Here are the picks I thought of a while back. -Jaune Arc (RWBY). But cautious at first, but won’t hesitate to go for high stakes if he has to. Unique set and costume are the Ever After and his time-skip Knight look. Custom loss animation would be the Curious Cat scares them off or possesses them, and his bounty would be his sword and shield. Player would be offered a portal back to their world if they won, but would be saved from a Cat ambush my Ruby. (Unknown how possible this is with Rooster Teeth’s shutdown; may need someone else.) -Martin Brody (Jaws). Easily the most aggressive, but that can bite him in the ass at times. Combo is in tactical gear and at the harbor of the first movie. Bounty would be the weapon he used to kill the shark, and custom animation would be Bruce bursting through the floor to eat them alive. Player would get to blow up Bruce themselves. -Remilia Scarlet (Touhou). All about stone cold faces and deception, but tells are a tiny bit obvious. Set would be SDM, outfit would be a fancy red-and-black dress, bounty item is a custom kappa-made danmaku gun, and custom animation would involve Flandre (depends on who loses). Player gets to have a complimentary sweets dish delivered by Sakuya upon victory. -Deadpool. Playstyle would be entirely unpredictable, would frequently break the fourth wall. Set would be Weasel’s bar from the movies, outfit would be his D-Piddy rapper getup, bounty would be his katanas, and losing animation involves something related to the fourth wall. Cable teleports in to congratulate Player on “saving the timeline.” -Dealer: King Dice (Cuphead). Voiced by Wayne Brady like in the show, layout would be The Devil’s Casino (to no one’s surprise). Bounty item would be a duplicate of his icon suit, Remilia would be in a fancy gambling dress with sequins (if present), and the loser would be chucked into a lava pool by The Devil Himself (it’s actually jello, but Deadpool misses and flies out the window into real lava. Don’t worry; he has his regen powers. He’ll be fine.). Player would be offered a soul contract by The Devil, but would get saved by the cup bros. -Unlockable character 1: SCP-049. Has custom restraints on his wrists to block is touch of death, harnessing the Jaded Ring’s powers. Cold and calculating, tells would be impossible due to his mask; hardest opponent by far. Set would be a Foundation site, bounty would be his doctor bag, Martin would be in a lab coat, and custom elimination involves some kind of SCP; unique to each character. 049 himself gets sent back to his cell by guards. Player would get amnesticized after the tournament by researchers (ex. Dr Gears). -Unlockable 2: Benny (Fallout; Nee Vegas). Charismatic and smug, bluffs frequently and will go all-in on deception, but it could be legit. Dialogue could have a small chance at subtly honoring Matthew Perry. Tells are tricky. Item is Maria (his gun), set is The Tops, Deadpool would be in cowboy getup (or Remi with her sequin dress), and custom elimination would be getting thrown out by a Securitron. Mr House himself would congratulate the player if they win and offer a job on the Strip. Unlockable 3: Shantae. Total sweetheart, but still courageous. Tells would be super obvious, but she would rarely fold if she has even a decent hand. Set would be Scuttle Town, she’d be in her bikini, bounty item would be her genie lamp (expressing dread when she loses about having to serve the player). Custom animation would be involve another major character (Skye, Bolo, Rottytops, etc.) dependent on player. Winning would have Shantae do a quick dance for the player as a treat, and she would also unconsciously offer plenty of fanservice in her animations. Deadpool would be ogling her constantly if he’s a player, to which he gets punched in the face at the end of the custom set by Shantae, knocking him out. Unlockable 4: Travis Touchdown (No More Heroes). Not as aggressive as Martin, but tells are a bit obvious. Set would be NMH motel, costume would be Travis Strikes Again look, item would be his Blood Berry beam katana, custom animation involves Sylvia escorting them out. Winning animation would be Shinobu and Bad Girl trying to kill the player, but getting pulled back and talked out of it.
Imagine if Jesse from the Minecraft: Story Mode games was included. He would be an epic callback to the series and Telltale itself. He'd most likely reference his adventures in his games while occasionally becoming suddenly self-aware and lamenting Telltale's shutdown.
I think it’d be really cool if, like in Poker Night 2, the character-specific tables had special bust eliminations. For example, Kermit’s table could be the set of The Muppets, and if anyone busted, a trapdoor would open under them, and they’d fall a comically large distance down. Mayonnaise: “Snatcher’s funds have dropped down to zero, as will he in about 3 seconds.” Snatcher: “Wait, what’s that supposed to-WAAAAAAAAHHH-“ Kermit: “Oh, right. Forgot those were there.”
I wanna know some of the other characters eliminations. Or ideas you have. I’d say when Doc gets dropped it would be a reference to that one “wrong lever” scene that I forgot where it came from.
@@absoluteagony Well, Snatcher’s would definitely be his forest, and busting could be the character getting whisked away in one of his fool traps. Every time someone else busts while Snatcher is still at the table, he chuckles to himself. Not sure about the rest, though. I’m open to ideas!
@@danhatter6823 Doc’s would be like his lab or something. The elimination would maybe be like… I don’t know the person being sent to the past? Probably not though. I’ve not watched Ena so I’m not sure. Aaaand that’s all I got because I’m out of ideas.
@@absoluteagony If a character busts in Doc's lab (that sounds kinkier than I intended) they fade out of existence like Marty almost did in the first movie.
Depending on how brutal you would want to get, Kim probably gets the empty Chaos Theater (and fucking hates it, but couldn't get another venue) with her elimination being the coin explosion, and raidens elimination is either getting dragged off by the cyborg gorillas or (the less brutal and less canon breaking version) getting shot with the fulton cannon
Some throwaway lines from this hypothetical dealer: Mayo: "Ladies and gentlemen, the blinds are being raised--as well as your blood pressure--to 1600 and 3200." ... Mayo: "A little thought exercise for everyone. Let's say you could skip a bad day whenever you wanted. But every time you did, you'd lose... this." Kim: "This what? All you did was raise your empty paw." Mayo: "Oh, sorry. I'm used to red words appearing out of thin air when I do that." ... Mayo: "The player has filled their house of Kings with Aces." Kermit: "But no king is a castle. How can they become a house?" ... Mayo: "Snatcher is high on a Jack." Snatcher: "And you're high on catnip! What's your point?" ... Mayo: "Mr. The Ripper has been eliminated." Raiden: (facing the player) "Well played, kid. Make sure to hold that sword with both hands or you'll lose an arm." ... Mayo: "Dr. Brown is out of tournament credits." Doc: "Great Scott... Sure hope Marty can cover the plutonium tonight."
@JackalformerlyKnownasDjjjav Mayo: Daffy has been blasted from the table Daffy Duck: WHAT but.. cries, all the money I should have is gone *sob* *sob* Oh well, I'm done crying. Time to some Carrot Juice and talk about a pool supply salesman.
@@Noah.Seth07 Mayo: and Mr virtual has been eliminated Mr virtual: Well guess who’s in YOUR head admin player (he would walk off then knock over the virtual boy projecting him making him disappear) Mayo: can someone prop that back up later
Id just love to imagine for Kermit, everytime he puts chips to the middle of the table or when he grabs them, the puppeteer just tries to grab them woth one hand while also mobilizing Kermit while still unsernthe table. Because how else is Kermit gonna jold his cards and collect chips
Poker Night: Welcome Back To The Inventory (Xbox exclusive) Classics: Mikhail (TF2) Bounty: The Iron Curtain Alts: Bullet (BFDI Theme), Tuxxy Dealer (TF2 Theme) Strong Bad (Homestar Runner) Bounty: Dangeresque Too? Alts: Boxing Glove (BFDI Theme), Good Graphics (ENA Theme), Tiny Heavy (TF2 Theme) Tycho Brahe (Penny Arcade) Bounty: The Enthusiast's Timepiece Alts: D-Pad (BFDI Theme) Startling Developments (Penny Arcade Theme), Familial Coat (Monkey Island Theme) Max (Sam & Max) Bounty: Crimestopper Combo Alts: Beartrap (BFDI Theme), Enjoying the ride, Ash? (Evil Dead Theme), Fancy Tie (Sam & Max Theme) Second Winds: Brock Samson (The Venture Bros.) Bounty: The Mysterious Orb Alts: Hunting Knife (BFDI Theme), The Wagers of Sin is Doom (The Venture Bros. Theme) Claptrap (Borderlands) Bounty: VGA Award Alts: Garbage Can Glued to a Unicycle (BFDI Theme), Pandora Night at The Inventory (Borderlands Theme), Or Justin Bieber (P0rtal Theme) Ash Williams (Evil Dead) Bounty: The Necronomicon Ex Mortis Alts: Chainsaw (BFDI Theme), Crown of Evil (Evil Dead Theme) Sam (Sam & Max) Bounty: Sam's Banjo Alts: Bloodhound Hat (BFDI Theme), Tripleheaders: Snatcher (A Hat In Time) Bounty: Dweller's Mask Alts: Crow Feather (BFDI Theme), Kim Pine (Scott Pilgrim VS The World) Bounty: Lucky Drumsticks Alts: Drum Kit (BFDI Theme), Hands Up! (ENA Theme) One, Two, Three, Four! (Scott Pilgrim Theme) Kermit (The Muppets) Bounty: Purple Tuxedo Alts: Puppet (BFDI Theme), A Great Caper (Muppets) Raiden (Metal Gear Rising) Bounty: Bloodlust Alts: Gear (BFDI Theme) Spare Change: ENA (Joel G) Bounty: Hourglass Dog Alts: Theater Mask (BFDI Theme), It's more of a Lifestyle (ENA Theme) Doc Brown (Back To The Future) Bounty: Flux Capacitor Alts: Beaker (BFDI Theme), Great Scott! (Back to the Future Theme) Two (BFDI:TPOT) Bounty: The (Expired) Deed To Dream Island Alts: Host's Tuxedo (BFDI Theme) Bigby Wolf (Fables) Bounty: Super Spell Book Alts: Wolf Fang (BFDI Theme) Head Honchos: Reginald Van Winslow (Monkey Island) Bounty: Monkey Casket of Kauai Alts: Pirate Hat (BFDI Theme), Captain of The Screaming Narwhal (Monkey Island Theme) GLaDOS (P0rtal) Bounty: Personality Core Alts: Motherboard (BFDI Theme), Still Alive (P0rtal Theme) Mayonnaise (Split The Room) Bounty: The Jackbox Alts: Chess Piece (BFDI Theme) The Shuffler (Poker Night) Bounty: The Founder's Deck Alts: Playing Card (BFDI Theme), Sleuth of the seas (Sam & Max Theme), Amazing Digital Dealer (ENA Theme), Lucas (Legacy Theme)
Out of these picks I thought the video would quickly go over AI behavior for each but it didn't. So i can basically imagine say Snatcher can be the smartest or 2nd smartest player on the table, playing it safe most of the game by folding when he doesn't have a good hand. When other players get eliminated he gets more aggressive, and will commonly bluff. His tells when he get bad hands are obvious, but are subtle when he has a good hand. When in betting, he is the least likely to back out, likely seeing a betting war to the end. He'll likely work most like Tycho in Poker Night 1, with a mix of Ash's PN2 aggressiveness with bets. Kim Pine would be more of a wildcard, whos unique trait would be her subtle or lack of tells. Most of game she is stonefaced, so its harder to tell what kind of hand she has, if shes bluffing, etc. She'll likely play like a higher level Max from Poker Night 1, but likely play more aggressive but is still fairly unpredictable. Kermit may be the 2nd smartest or 3rd, depending on if Snatcher or Doc is in the table. He will be the most conservative, likely playing like Sam in Poker Night 2. Rarely bluffing, folds a lot but when he trusts a hand he'll go in on it. Kermit will have noticable tells, but they are less common than Raiden or Snatcher. Raiden while being cool, i would imagine being the dumbest player on the board. His skills are great with the sword, but weak with the cards. I've never seen much of his games so idk if hes ever played a poker game, but I assume not. He'll likely be most like Strongbad or Claptrap, playing recklessly and aggressively, considering mediorce hands as good hands. Hes also a pretty big bluffer, but has higher chances to pull out of a betting war if the number gets too high. ENA would be much more random, with with little sense of how the game works. While Kim has some consistency over her actions, ENA has less control of their playstyle. I could see 2 AIs playing for ENA, one very aggressive (happy yellow) and one very conservative (sad blue). Around every 2 or 3 hands the AIs have a chance to switch, ie either the Aggressive AI keeps playing or the dice decides the the sad blue AI will take over. Tells are determined by the AI in control, so the player can tell which AI is in control. Would be important so the player knows if ENA will play passively and not play bad hands or be aggressive and have a chance to go all in. Doc I can see being the smartest on the table, or 2nd smartest next to Snatcher. He usually does not fall for bluffs, and plays fairly aggressively, and folds whenever he has a bad hand, only going for bluffs if he keeps getting bad or mediorce hands. Doc is one of the most fearless on the table, and can enter bet battles with Snatcher and Kermit. He is the most likely to back out from the 3 though. Doc I would say should have the smartest AI, being the least likely to make an imperfect decision. Unlike other AIs his AI receives information on tells, giving his AI more information on the other players' hands. Hes not immune to tells however and makes pretty obvious ones, especially when bluffing. Thats my ideas on the AIs
My Poker Night 3 roster: --Leon S. Kennedy One of the most popular characters, if not the most popular character in Resident Evil. Specifically RE4's version of Leon because of the dorky action hero shtick who spouts one-liners, wields a cool gun (maybe even the Red 9 or Striker) and saves the girl in the end. He wants to be the hero but also understands his limits and standards (doesn't take Ashley's offer to spend time with her while driving the jet ski at the end of RE4). He's a dynamic character who can both work off of other people's quips (like his dynamic with Luise), or bounce off of other people's jokes and threats (like his silly lines towards Salazar ("Your right hand comes off?") and Saddler ("Saddler, you're small time")). He'll work to bounce topics and concepts off of other poker players willing to put up with his catch phrases and solemnly cocky attitude. Plus, he'd be the hardest to eliminate from the game because he'd know if the player has good cards or is bluffing based on bets/folds/calls. --Gregory from Gregory Horror Show Gregory is a mad hotel housekeeper of Gregory House who really hates his mother but is also terrified of her. He is also capable of gaslighting any new guests to Gregory House with playful comments about the other guests trying to kill them followed by a sinister little giggle. I believe Gregory will work great as a dynamic character to any conversation at the poker table. He'd also be great as a master of mind games; he'd have no problem sneaking into your subconscious with bluffing and subtle bets and calling you out for being brave/stupid. He'd be the easiest to eliminate, ironically enough, because he is reckless when he gets nervous. --Princess Peach Princess Peach as an invitee to the Inventory is probably the biggest no-brainer in video games ever. Like, of course she'd get an invitation because of her royal status. Or even Daisy, for that matter. Peach would work as a fun addition to the poker table for her eager nature to win without being the pushover many would initially view her as (given the fact that she's been kidnapped more times than I can count at this point). She can deliver funny conversations to players saying how overplayed being kidnapped is and Mario has to save her all the time, and she'd rather her captors "man up" and ask her to go out to places willingly to just have a good time (noting how Bowser hasn't done anything pleasant outside his castle with her in any of the times he captured her). Her play style would be near Leon's level of execution and finesse, always a step ahead of the competition. She would know when the player (i.e. you) were messing up and she'd take advantage of that and increase the bets at a moment's notice. --Bender from Futurama Bender really needs no introduction. He'd swindle every last dollar out of any chump who even looks at him funny. With that said, he's the perfect candidate for Poker Night 3, what with the gambling, trash talking to get under everyone's skin so they'd mess up their focus, insane bluffing tactics, crazy stories and anecdotes from Planet Express, etc. It's kind of a shame that nobody has mentioned Bender as a candidate yet. But he'd probably be on par with or better than Gregory when it comes to playing poker. He'd make absurd bets and bluffs because the Inventory banned all forms of cheating (like the probability calculator from season 1 and x-ray sunglasses from season 2 of Futurama). Without those tools he'd actually be a lousy poker player only hyping up his image to scare any chumps and chumpettes away.
My picks for poker night 3: Puro from Changed: A black latex wolf with a skull mask on his face. He was invited to the Inventory for being more intelligent than the other latexes from the lab. He brought his friend Colin (who was transfurred with the K sample) with him. Link: The Hero of Time himself! He gets an invitation to the Inventory shortly after returning to Hyrule. For someone who doesn't say much in his own games, he has some stories to tell from his adventuring days. Shadow the hedgehog: The ultimate life form from the Sonic games. He asked for a paid vacation from his job as a G.U.N. agent so he could play poker at the Inventory. He maybe rough around the edges, but he's not backing out of a challenge. Zero: The legendary red reploid and maverick hunter. He got an invite to the Inventory due his heroic deeds and, honestly, needs a break from fighting maverick after maverick. He has a friendly rivalry with Link.
i always imagined Telltale had a set of rules for making this games. 1: The personality of the characters (L2R: Wild-Card, Annoyingly loud, Explosively Quiet, and Calm but Sarcastic) 2: The IPs being small enough to be cheap, and big enough to be recognizable (So, most likely no one from the big consoles) 3: At least 1 Telltale Character (And 1 From Steam, probably) so i imagine a third entry would have (L2R) Alyx Vance (Half-Life), some annoying character (None comes to mind), Bigby Wolf (Wolf Among Us), And Randal (Randal's Monday) that seems like a believable cast, since their personalities are similar to the ones from the cast set before them
I think the Snatcher would be better as the dealer than a player You literally make a deals with in ahit and him mocking/belittling the players like Glados would fit him perfectly
Ok So we got 1. A child murder 2. A sarcastic drummer 3. A children’s entertainer 4. A PTSD riddled child soldier turned living weapon (and goofball) 5. The personification of manic depression And 6. A fuggin nuclear physicist I’m honestly glad TH-cam recommended this
Imagine the medic of tf2, being there too Crash Bandicoot or dr neo cortex with Lex Lang voicing Dr Cortex, Neo Cortex seeing the Damm N.gin being a Background character along Crash Bandicoot or the Damm Springtrap saying "im a Damm Corpse"
I what I need is 1# Half Dingo Half Crocodile Hybrid 2# A Crazy Darnfull yet greedy Duck 3# A Bird whos Red But Bigger and Stronger 4# A Big Frog who's blue and loves plumjuice That what I need for a third game of High Stakes Poker!
Here are my picks for a potential Poker Night 3. (Main Cast) Shrike from Monkey Wrench: He's definitely one of the more fitting characters characters for Poker Night. He's funny, the right amount of edgy, and is a money obsessed bounty hunter as well! The banter he would have with the other characters could be fun. I feel like he would have lots of stories to tell from his bounty hunting job. Overall good pick in my book. Phobia from Gastrophobia/Pepsiaphobia: She's a egotistical single mom amazon warrior from a cartoony version of Ancient Greece. Something tells me she would fit right in The Inventory. Much like Shrike, she would have lots of stories to tell from her time in Greece and lots of funny dialogue with the other characters, so I think it's a good decision to let her have a go at the the table. B.J.Blazkowicz from Wolfenstein: What is there to say is there to say that hasn't already been said about Ol' Blaszkowicz? He's cool, he's iconic, he's a well written character, and is a Nazi killing revolutionist to boot. I think it's obvious why he would be a good character for a potential Poker Night 3, I'd say let 'em in! One of the Dwarves from Deep Rock Galactic: Preferably Scout because he's the most recognizable out of the three. Though all of their personalities are pretty much the same, so it doesn't really matter which one gets in. Like Blazkowicz, they're pretty recognizable due to their "ha ha funny dwarves" status on the internet. And they'll for sure have some funny dialogue as well if DRG itself is anything to go by. So I'd say any one of them are a good pick for Poker Night... just... don't let them lean too hard into the booze. Lest The Inventory runs out of supply. (Dealer) Uncle Jack from We Happy Few: Not only is he a damn fine news anchor for the drugged up world of Wellington Wells. But he's one hell of a showman. He's funny, cheery, and full of *joy.* He'll surely have some fun dialogue while making sure the game is going accordingly. Besides, he could use a bit of a break from keeping Wellington Wells in check. The town has a bunch of recordings of Uncle Jack's episodes of I Hear You, Humor Hour, That Tastes Amazing, What Is It?, Well Well Well, and loads of other amazing series brought to the town by Jack to look back on anyway. So I'm sure it'll be fine. (Collectible Items) Because a Valve property is nowhere to be seen in this game. And since the game hasn't got a major update in years anyway, I think TF2 would be out of the picture this time around. But since the Dwarves are a part Deep Rock Galactic, a game that is well loved by it's developers with a hefty amount of updates and cosmetics out the wazoo. It's only fair that it gets all the cosmetic collectibles this time. Speaking of... Shrike somehow managed to steal *Kara's mask,* but besides maybe selling it for a few pixels, he doesn't have much use for it. So he's giving it away for the Dwarves to use. Phobia has some parts of old Greek army weapons that the Dwarves could use to make a *new pickaxe* as well as her daughter's old *headband* back when she was a good little egg if you know what I mean. The Dwarves could try that out with a new hairstyle that DRG cook up for them. B.J.Blazkowicz has an *advanced Stahlhelm* picked off the corpse of a dead Nazi super soldier, the Dwarves for sure could make use of that. You can never have too much armor. The Dwarves themselves would have a basic *poker visor* that one of them got while hanging out in The Inventory. It's not much, but it's something. Uncle Jack would either give the Dwarves a *fine tailored suit* for each of the 4 classes to wear. Or a *Happy Face Mask* that's able to form your face into a smile that all the residents of Wellington Wells wear, but this time made with the face of the Dwarves in mind. Just because your mining your life away in a planet that's actively out to kill you, doesn't mean you can't do it in style and with a simile on your face.
Lemme try to make a conversation between a few characters(I don’t know Kim Pine or anything about her.) Snatcher: “So, what’s it like on set for your show? Do you _also_ have crew members for your crew members that hold you, or how does that work?” Kermit: “I dunno what you mean..?” Snatcher: *Sinister Chuckle* _”Ohh, nevermind. Just don’t look down.”_ Kermit: “Well, I’m looking down, and I’m not seeing anything..? Just my legs?” Snatcher: *”wait what?* Wait, Hold up, you have LEGS? I thought you were a puppet!” Kermit: “I’m actually a Muppet, but thank you!” Snatcher: “…ok, I should’ve seen that one coming, that’s on me.” Raiden: “So, these “Time Pieces,” what are they like?” Snatcher: “I’m not gonna sugarcoat it; I BARELY need them! They just sorta SHOWED UP in my forest one day, and some…KID…just nagged me until i gave her all the pieces that landed in my forest.” Raiden: “Funny, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say people were crazy about their time abilities.” Snatcher: “Not ME. I barely need them. Some other people, maybe they like the power, who cares? I’m good ENOUGH.” Raiden: “Oh, come on, they rewind time itself, who _wouldnt_ want to get into some past-changing scenarios?” Snatcher: “Pal, the only thing I would *POSSIBLY* do with that power is tap you on the shoulder 5 minutes in the past just to mess with you.” _Raiden looks shocked and feels his shoulder_ Raiden: “…like that?” Snatcher: _Chuckle_ Kermit: “Hey, Raiden, is that armor, or just clothing?” Raiden: “Actually, It’s A cybernetic prosthetic body to enhance my physicality to superhuman amounts, allowing me to run faster then professional athletes and suplex story-tall war machines.” Kermit: “Wow…very futurey. You think they have those for puppets?” Raiden: “heh…maybe I could hook you up with some enhancements, I know a real good cybernetic surgeon from back then.” Kermit: “Ooh, that’d be wonderful! Imagine the stuns I could do with the power of machines on my body! I could jump high, run fast, maybe I could add something for another act, like shields!” Raiden: “..shields?” Kermit: “Yeah! Like, if i fall down, or something gets thrown at me from behind, I could have robot shields to protect me! Maybe I could color them, too, maybe red to go with an outfit..!” Raiden: *”…ok, maybe not THAT..”*
Doc: Say, Snatcher, you said something about time travel pieces? Snatcher: Time pieces, actually. Doc: Do you still have any I could take a look at? Snatcher: Nope. That dumb kid stole every single one of 'em from me. But, I can tell you that you don't want to screw around with time travel, lest you go mad with power and turn the entire planet into a ball of lava and rock in which you are the ultimate authority. Doc: Insane! Nobody could do that! Well, maybe. Perhaps I should see if one could turn the earth into an inferno... Snatcher: Careful if ya try it. Last person who tried that got the snot beaten out of her by the very same kid that owned those time pieces. Also, another word of advice: *Don't try it.* Ena: Froggyfroggyfroggyfroggyfroggyfroggyfroggyfroggy Kermit: Huh? You wanna say something Ena? Ena: NOOO! HE HAS DISCOVERED MY SONG! NOW THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THIS PAIN! WAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAH! Kermit: Wait- aw dang, did I say something wrong? Ena: No, no, no, no no no, nonono, you said nothing wrong. What's wrong is the INTENSE PAIN I FEEL IN MY CHEST AFTER YOU FOUND MY SECRET! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Kermit: Oh... uhm, well, sorry then. Ena: Oh, it's fine.
@@littlevirus3562 Ask and ye shall receive. Raiden: So, what kind of a doctor are you? Doc: Mostly engineering, quantum mechanics and physics, stuff like that. Raiden: So, let me guess, you built a Time Machine or somethin? Haha… Doc: _YES, ACTUALLY,_ me and my assistant went back to the future this one time and we had t- Raiden: *I was being sarcastic, I’m sorry, you ACTUALLY BUILT ONE?* Doc: Yes, now anyways, I one time- Raiden: No, No, No, you mean to tell me someone from the 1900’s built a Time Machine when ME, from the *WAY DISTANT FUTURE,* cannot find a single piece of information about time travel despite the peak in technology? Doc: I know it may sound complicated, but it has a reason if you don’t believe me! Raiden: No, I believe you, it’s just…why haven’t I been able to travel through time? Snatcher: I dunno, man, sounds like a skill issue on _your_ part, I already HAVE A BUNCH OF TIME PIECES, I could just go back time whenever I want! Raiden: Oh come on, that’s cheating, those things are magic. Doc: I highly doubt the existence of magic, it’s quite ludicrous. Raiden: But still, YOU went through time, YOU went through time, who else did? Kermit: …well, I mean, technically- Raiden: *I. REFUSE. The thought of you traveling through time.* Kermit: My bad.
I think for a Poker Night at the Inventory game in the 2020s, it wouldn’t be impossible or even far-fetched to have more than 4 characters to play against (still 4 in a match of poker, but can be swapped in and out of play). As such, I’ve come up with a bit more than four characters that could make an appearance in Poker Night 3: - Chris McLean (Total Drama Island) Can’t take credit for this one, saw him in some fan art or something for PN3. Regardless, even though he’d be an excellent personality for a player at the table, I think considering his role in Total Drama, he’d fit most as a host of sorts for the game. - RED Engineer (Team Fortress 2) Heavy in PN1 mentioned that Engineer was the one to introduce him to The Inventory, so Engineer stepping up as an actual player would make the most sense. Laid back but extremely intelligent, he’d likely be the most challenging player to go against, even on lower difficulties. - Doctor Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb): Perhaps not a challenging player, his inclusion would bring a lot to the table. - literally any Overwatch hero: It’d be funny to have Torbjorn sitting next to the Engineer (I believe Torbjorn was inspired by the Engineer’s toolkit). Besides that, Overwatch characters are cool, and there’s over thirty to choose from! - Chamber (Valorant): A high-class man, he would be more of the “expert” type of character in a game of poker. Dimension-like travel is possible in his game lore, so it’d wouldn’t be too surprising for Chamber to know of the Inventory (non-canonical to the actual lore of Valorant). - Jonesy (Fortnite): WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE!!! Memes aside, imagine Fortnite getting representation. Jonesy’s a pretty fleshed out character too, he’s got a personality that could be tapped into. Like Sam and Max, he’s got loads of stories to make reference to while playing, justifying his seat at the table. - Bonus character, Sans (Undertale): Not one of the characters you start out with, nor is revealed prior to the game’s release, Sans would be a secret unlockable character that would make his appearance after you’ve unlocked all other characters and played a certain number of games. Certainly an out of left field character, but I think he would fit better than you’d think. First off, he’s arguably the most iconic character of the game he’s from. Secondly, if Toby Fox was allowed to work on his character interactions, he’d easily be a great addition to the cast. He’d be the “easiest enemy” and get out first the most often out of all the characters, but would have a gimmick that if somehow he was the last one standing against the player, his AI would skyrocket and try to stall for as long as possible (but it’d be a very rare and unlikely scenario, not at all a common occurrence). Puns galore, annoying white dog shenanigans, and overall a good time while listening to a remix of “sans.” Now, let me describe how he’d be revealed: During any game of poker, one of the characters you could see in the background would be Sans on a bar stool drinking ketchup or sleeping where the drinks are. He’d have his hood up the whole time, masking his identity and making it hard to discern that it’s him. But after at least one player has been eliminated from play, he would hop of his stool (face unseeable all throughout) and walk off-screen. A few minutes would go by with the currrent game going on as normal, when, while you’re still playing, faint footsteps could be heard behind you. Then, pausing the game, you’d hear his iconic “human. don’t you know how to greet a new pal? turn around, and shake my hand.” Note that Sans doesn’t have an actual voice in the game he’s from, so for those that didn’t spot him before or know his phrase, this would be absolutely out of the blue, adding to the surprise reveal. Cue the characters looking confused or annoyed, and then the player turning around. Boom, it’s Sans Undertale right there. The player then shakes his hand, and he goes through his usual introduction with tweaks to fit the situation and circumstances. Afterwards, he takes an empty seat at the table, is dealt some cards, only to play a hand full of jokers. Wink from Sans, and then he hops off his seat and walks away off-screen and back to his stool. Then the current game resumes as normal, and Sans is unlocked. Either that or Spamton comes out of nowhere and unlocks himself as a bonus character.
If the game had a "limited halloween special'' i see the leashy from inscryption taking the roast,because he is from a psychological horror based card game and it would work pretty well with the roast,the second player would be barnaby carnby from alone in the dark a ancient horror game series that basically started the survival horror genre,michael myers would be awesome since he don't talk and simply play and when the characters bent they stuff michael would just crave his knife in the poker table and when you win michael simply vanish,and the last one will be skitzo the killer bear from the 1920s,red guy from dhmis or salad fingers.
one idea I had was the whole ass Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Frylock, Master Shake, and Meatwad) with usually a different one by default depending on difficulty
The character i would want would be: Marion Wheller, Spamton, Spy, Malak, Terrarian, Noise, Peppino, Steve, DR. Wondertainment, Papyrus, William Afton, Jude Kriyot, Henry Emily, Michale Afton, Aaron Siegel, The Conducter, Pizzaface, Sonic, Shadow, Eegman, Alison Chao, Sans, Snatcher, Engineer, The Critic and more.
For doctor d (I am not even gonna try spelling his name) it would be funny if Perry came along as a plus one just to make sure he wasn’t doing anything evil
These would be my picks 1. Snatcher from hat in time: for all the reasons you stated, even before i wanted Snatcher to be a guest in poker night 3, his inclusion feels natural. 2. Dallas from payday 2: I think Dallas could bring some serious yet funny dialogue, he is a character that really would lend itself well to the inventory, He could also have many different ideas for different costumes. 3. Charlie from smiling friends: Zach Hadel is a really good voice actor when it comes to comedy and improv, having a character that is very casual and chill in a crazy place such as the inventory would be hilarious. He could even bring Pim along like Sam brings along Max 4. Demo man from tf2: When it comes to poker night, it feels like any tf2 character could fit. But in my opinion, Demoman would bring the party to poker night. His reactions and responses to things would be a goldmine for good laughs and good jokes, and having Gary Schwartz's do some voice lines would be awesome. dealer. king dice from Cuphead: King dice would be a fun a enjoyable as a charming dealer, i think Jamie Fox would be a great fit for the inventory. DLC character: Phoney bone from Bone: For a telltale game representative, and also a comic book representative as well. But that's not all he would work because of his personality and greedy nature. And while hes from a kids book, Bone isn't all a kid friendly comic as there's cussing and violence so it would work. But that's just my opinion.
I have some picks of my own I won’t put much detail on them tho 1 Herbert west: His bounty item would be a bottle of life syrum 2 spy tf2 his bount item would either be the ambassador or the sapper 3 Esther: mr hopps playhouse 3 there could be some jokes of her not being her age or something and her bounty item would be mr hopps 4 warden: super jail think of the hilarity would happen especially when he shapeshiftes and his bounty item would be his terrorarium The dealer would be malak from dark deception his bounty item would be a soul shard DLC charecter: cuphead his bounty item would be the wonder tart So what do you think
I'd like to make a pitch for Mayday and Zuke from No Straight Roads, their dynamic would be much like Sam and Max from the second game, where one of them is at the table and the other sits out and offers background commentary, not sure which one of them would be at the table so I'll offer thoughts for both. -Mayday, being the impulsive hothead she is would brazenly make huge bets in an effort to make everyone else fold, though this often leads to her ending up in betting wars which she usually loses, Zuke from the background would often express that these habits are a bad idea. -Zuke is a little more level headed and laid back than his bandmate, at the table he plays it much safer, unashamed to fold if the cards turn against him. Everyone at the table better watch their chips if Zuke makes a big bet, Mayday would express displeasure and frustration at this. The bounty the duo offers up is the NSR Microphone they got from their Lights Up Audition.
@@alexanderscout Roleplay? Seriously? Not that there's anything wrong with RP dude I'm just not into RP stuff. Unless if it was just a joke. Pardon my bluntness, but it wasn't that funny, and even more so, it comes off across as you only have a surface level knowledge of Pokemon. You could have at least said something like "A wild Lucario has appeared" or something. Sorry for the rant man it's just that you're reply was so cringe-inducing I couldn't control myself. *Uses Close Combat to beat your ass. it's super effective*
i think would actually be funny if Mr. Hippo from Five Nights at Freddy's was a player bringing in some pickels as a item cuz he fans whoud came for the lore but nothing of note would be said aside from him rambling about how he doesn't personally like Funtime Chica or something Edit: prob a good sub for Kermit
All the while, everyone at the is questioning the fact that an animatronic hippo from a game series about tragedies, including child murder, which are supposed to be fictional, is clearly at the table, playing poker, making them question if the games were really just fiction.
@@Jedi-ge6lr That's not how Poker Night works, all of the characters' stories did happen and everyone perceives it as reality (except a 4th wall breaker), the other characters only mildly know about the other's storys due to gossip and the news
If we're talking characters from Telltale Games games appearing in a Poker Night game, I think Phoney Bone from the Bone series would make a great addition with his love of money and the overall tone of Bone fitting well for a strange game of cards.
13:44 i feel like ENA’s bizarre yet charming attitude would add *so much more* charm and possibility into the game. Infact, this pick might work even better with the context that a video game including ENA as the main character is coming out this year?
I envision Medic as another unlockable for this (because he was gonna be in Poker Night 2, and I generally want to see him playing poker). So, I made a theoretical dialogue with him and everybody else, like one of Heavy's from Poker Night 1. Medic: So, have any of you thought of signing up to join RED Team? Snatcher: Nope. Kim: Nah. Kermit: Heck no! Raiden: Eh. Maybe. ENA: What's a RED Team? Doc: Oh, erhm... Medic: Perfect! I have just the roles for each of you! Medic: Snatcher, you like screaming orders at people, yes? Maybe you could be a contractor, or hell, even an Administrator! Snatcher: That second one sounds interesting. What is an Administrator? Medic: The Administrator is a mysterious manager of our mass murder and manual labor. She gives us orders and status updates on the objective. Snatcher: Sounds right up my alley, alright. Does each team have its own Administrator? Medic: I think so. It'd be pretty shocking if the Administrator was playing both sides all along. Medic: Kim, you seem fast. You could be a good Scout! Kim: Really? What, isn't that the kid that shoots people with a shotgun and cracks their bones with a baseball bat? Medic: Indeed! Kim: I'd be down for that. Medic: Kermit, you aren't the type for active combat I take it. Kermit: Nope. And don't think about pinning me down as another Medic, I know what you guys do. Medic: No no no! I'd say you're better fit as an Engineer! Kermit: An Engineer? Medic: Engineers build contraptions to assist their team while staying back in the sidelines, playing the banjo and drinking scrumpy. Kermit: That doesn't sound half bad. Medic: Contraptions such as Sentry Turrets! Kermit: Aaaand I'm out. Medic: Raiden, you're missing an eye, you're handy with that sword... you could be a Demoman! Raiden: That's the guy with the explosives, right? Medic: Yes! I hear you also have experience as a stealth operator, no? You could also be a good Spy! Raiden: Nah. I'd rather take the Demoguy. Medic: Ena- -ENA grabs a rocket launcher and fires a missile at the sky.- ENA: Hello Moony! I just wanted to say "I love you!" Medic: Soldier. Medic: Emmett, you are another doctor, no? Doc: My field is the sciences, not medical practice. Medic: Right on the mark! And, that's better than me! You have studied professionally, at the very least! You'll do fine! Doc: I worry for your teammates if "studying professionally" makes me better at being a Medic than you. Medic: Well, that's everybody! I'll have your contracts sent over in 4 to 9 business days. Oh, and don't worry, there'll definitely be openings for all of you! Kim: Why do I have the distinct feeling we're all going to die horribly?
Raiden: So… I killed a Brazilian Samurai once. Kermit: Oh gosh, not again- Raiden: Hey, I’m serious! Snatcher: What, like that politician who was invincible that wanted to make America great again? Kim: Or that guy who was made of magnets. Shocking. Kermit: Ha! Or that big guy with a scissor-arm. Raiden: I’m telling you, all of these guys are real, and I killed them. YellowEna: I believe you Ja- BlueEna: Y-your not gonna kill me too, are you? Jack: What? No!… unless I get paid for it. Then maybe.
gonna be honest, your picks are all really fun, but I think Kermit is probably the real lynchpin here that elevates the cast to new heights. Also tbh I think getting Konami to play ball would tend to be the hardest part but who knows, maybe they're lightening up just a smidge over time? Anyway, imagining Raiden just being enamored with the silly frog puppet while Kim needles both of the crazed killers at the table that are probably surprisingly close to taking it outside is a very fun dynamic. Also distant possibility of Kim and Kermit doing music together as a special interaction or just in the background when knocked out is very fun.
@@NerdsofaFeatherOfficial I would use the following characters for a third game: the nerd from robot chicken,Dewey from scream,bigby wolf from the wolf among us, and tannis from borderlands, with Muzan from demon slayer as the dealer
@@nahseermoffet6484 in my opinion, someone like timothy or even rhys would be better as the borderlands rep If you're feeling gimmicky, get the calypso twins in there! Tyreen is on the table while troy looks over her shoulder, occasionally chipping in with advice
Personally, I would Choose the Following Lineup: Peppino Spaghetti From Pizza Tower Madeline From Celeste The Guide from Terraria Garfield from Garfield Maxwell From Don't Starve as the dealer, Or alternativley William Afton from the FNaF series as the dealer also
-peppino I feel like doesn't have enough standalone personality to work very well -no complaints for madeline -the guide in 3D sounds awful (evidence: his trading card is bad enough) -garfield -maxwell using shadow hands to deal does sound really cool
A different pick for the dealer that I think could be interesting would be Dr. Eggman. Seeing as how cooperative Sega is with other companies, his flamboyant personality, and his history with casinos I think he would fit in perfectly
I wonder what their strategies would be? Hm... Snatcher I could see being an aggressive type, trying to intimidate the other players into doing what he wants them to, like Heavy in PNatI 1. I don't know enough about Kim to say what her playstyle would be. Good at or constantly bluffing, maybe? Kermit strikes me as being the most honest player at the table, similar to Sam in 2. Raiden, I think, would play similarly to Brock in 2: intimidating, but very on guard when it comes to potential bluffing. ENA seems like she'd have a random playstyle similar to what Max had in 1, simply to reflect the nature of her series. I don't know enough about Doc Brown to say what his strategy would be, either. I wouldn't be surprised, though, if he was the most competent player at the table.
It would be perfect if Raiden’s bounty was the Hebidamashi. It was a piece of DLC exclusive to the Japanese PS3 version of Rising, and is a wooden sword that holds the soul of Solid Snake.
I could see Loona from Helluva Boss and Cynder from Legend of Spyro being in it; imagine Loona calling Cynder by the nickname "Cyn", as a reference to what people envision Spyro calling her, and "Cyn" being pronounced like "sin".
Very late to the party, but eh, it sounds fun, so I'll try my hand at making my own roster of characters. 1. Nelson Tethers, from Puzzle Agent (Okay, even for Telltale franchises, this is a bit of a far-off pick, but I honestly believe it has potential to be a fun inclusion. In short, Nelson is the only member of the FBI's puzzle division, and he has been tasked to solve cases like the government's eraser factory not working and solving a conspiracy. And, I mean, an FBI agent focused on mind stuff. Sounds like a perfect fit! His trophy would likely be a king size eraser.) 2. Tony Montana, from Scarface (Say hello to my little friend! ... Is what I would just say if I wanted to make things easy. The Cuban refugee would be a pretty neat fit in this. I mean, he is a good movie representative, a loose cannon of a person ready to burn the place down, only being kept down by the rules of the Inventory. Of course he would be modeled on Al Pacino's appearance. Also could make a funny Payday 2 reference! As for his trophy... Well it would be his little friend of course!) 3. Kermit the Frog, from the Muppets (Nothing to add, it is a great addition!) 4. Specter Knight, from Shovel Knight (I know most people would say Shovel Knight should be the representative, but I am drastically lacking a truly serious competitor, between a comically weird FBI agent, an unhinged druglord, and an innocent entertainer (if you discount Kermit's early advertisement career) and Specter Knight feels right at home as the serious, dangerous looking fella people don't take seriously by pointing out "I mean, you are from SHOVEL Knight, correct?" I admit I never played the game, but I think his trophy would be the Keepsake Locket?) Dealer: The Administrator, from Team Fortress 2 (And now I'm going off into the deep end. The ever sarcastic and manipulative Administrator? I mean, sure. We need some ladies at the table anyways, and while there are better choices, I feel like the shift between dry, annoyed and potentially angry and overly enthusiastic and manic sides of her personality as well as her hunt for australium would be a good spice to this poker latte. As for a trophy... A big microphone?) Additional Player 1. Tony Chu, from Chew (This is my personal pick. I think a fair few of you will ask "who is Tony Chu?", and at the end of the day, you probably asked that about Tycho Brahe in the first game. In short, Tony is an agent of the FDA in a world where the chicken flu has been devastating. What distinguishes him from his peers is his power of cibopathy, AKA being able to see the past of whatever he ate (eating meat is a disaster for him) Of course he had very wacky adventures, featuring other cibopaths (including a vampire), space fruits, cyborgs, a cult towards aliens, chicken contraband and a killer rooster named El Poyo. As for a trophy, a baseball. Why? He was once forced to eat baseball players for a guy's dream of making a book full of baseball player smut stories (I am not joking) and now his pitching is genuinely lethal.) Additional Player 2: Reagan Ridley from Inside Job (Okay, this one is more of a tribute to a series that deserved more. Inside Job was an adult animated series from Netflix back in the days where Netflix desired to make animation, with the series focusing on having fun based on common conspiracy theories, like JFK's assassination, the reptilians, the Hollow Earth, the Moon landing, etc... Reagan was an agent and later on boss of the organisation and, considering the premise, you can guess that this overworked mess would have plenty of fun as part of the cast! And her treasure would be either the hug machine she made to paliate her dead social skills, or Alpha-Beta, her robot pal who attempted to take over the world.) Finally, as bonus, who handles the bar of the Inventory: Stinky and Girl Stinky from the Sam & Max games. I mean, hey, it would be really fun!
It would be amazing to have the postal dude. Hearing his sarcastic remarks and casually talking about the war crimes he's committed like they're nothing would be great
The first four roster is pretty good, though I think it would be funny if Kermit was replaced by Marshadow. Sure the possibilities aren’t as entertaining to some, but since Snatcher is also a ghost he would be the only one who could actually understand what it’s saying, which would lead to hilarity as the murder ghost is forced to translate for the tiny ghost, which could also lead to Marshadow saying something so scary that snatcher isn’t willing to translate for the others, which leads you to wonder just what it said that caused even the Snatcher to get spooked.
I feel like in TF2, the Flux Capacitor could work like the Bombinomicon, but instead of exploding upon death, you would always disintegrate upon death (as if killed by an energy weapon such as the Cow Mangler 5000 or Righteous Bison), regardless of what type of damage actually killed you. Raiden's sword (Which I'm dubbing The Revengeance) would be a reskin of the Half-Zatoichi, keeping all of the stats. Yes, that does include "dueling with katanas", meaning The Revengeance can duel with original Half-Zat users _and_ other Revengeance users.
12:03 Mayonnaise and bubbles aren’t the only choices for a jackbox secondary host we also have my concept…..THE MURDERER FROM TRIVIA MURDER PARTY!!!! And his bounty item would be…..a box when snatcher wins though he’ll immediately open the box thinking it’s something valuable but instead he pulls out the nerd from the 2d game and it turns out it’s just the dolls from the trivia murder party games
If you wanted a hidden TellTale rep, I think it would be funny if Negan from The Walking Dead got included, just as a semi-meta late punchline to that joke in Poker Night 2 about any Walking Dead characters being too rich/entitled to be bothered to show up
I honestly think Bonnie from Payday 2 would be an excellent choice for a Poker Night game. Not only are they canonically a gambler, but imagine all the stories they could tell about the missions in Payday 2
Ah if I had a Fantasy, it would be this poker night with my favourite character I can’t stop thinking about the interactions with Ena and a space marine for Warhammer 40k😂
Alright, might as well throw my hat into the ring. Dealer: Cookie Masterson from You Don't Know Jack. You only ever see him from the nose up, usually peeking over the edge of the table. I can imagine some funny quips from him, as well as one of the players asking him if his knees hurt from kneeling under the table the whole time. His bounty would be one of the Wrong Answer of the Game prizes. Player 1: Roman Torchwick from RWBY. A decently smart poker player. His tells are usually subtle unless his hand is particularly horrible. His bounty would be his signature bowler hat. Player 2: Han Solo from Star Wars. I was originally going to put Mando here, but then I realized this was even better. His bounty would be his trusty DL-44 blaster pistol ("I'm not stupid enough to bet the _Falcon_ on a card game, that's how I got her after all.") Player 3: Swindle from Transformers. Yes, yes, I know he's usually too big to fit at the table, but if Soundwave can transform from an 18 foot robot into a handheld tape deck, then Swindle can shrink himself down to human size. I'm specifically imagining the version of Swindle from Transformers Animated, being a smooth-talking arms dealer who often... Well, *swindles* his customers. As such, he'd bluff the most out of any player. His bounty seems to be the Golden Disk from _Beast Wars_ at first, but when you win it and flip it over, there's a big red "MADE IN IACON" label. Player 4: Benny from Fallout: New Vegas. Ring-a-ding-ding, baby! He would be the smartest player at the table. He fuggin' _owns_ the Tops Casino, he's gotta be a good poker player! His bounty is the Platinum Chip, and he does not take losing it lightly. He draws a gun, only for it to be shot out of his hand by Han. Benny is immediately removed from the Inventory by securitrons and Han remarks that the Player now owes him for saving their life. Also, as a bonus, I'll include the different skins for the Inventory: The You Don't Know Jack skin would be based on various Jackbox games, with M. Bubbles as the bartender (and the keg.) The RWBY skin is Junior's club, with Junior Xiong as the bartender. The Star Wars skin would obviously be the Mos Eisley Cantina, with Wuher as the bartender. The Transformers skin would be Maccadam's Old Oil House with Maccadam himself as the bartender. And the New Vegas skin would be the Lucky 38 Casino with Victor the cowboy securitron as the bartender.
These Are Some Solid Picks, if you for some reason are looking to know mine here: Bender (Futurama) John Marston (Red Dead Redemption) Dallas (Payday Series) Jack Skellington (The Nightmare Before Christmas) Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls) Those Are Characters i Think Would Suit the game perfectly.
subbed!! lots of great bits of comedy such as the "world is my oyster" bit, and i feel this group could have a lot of chemistry! will anticipate your further creations...
Not gonna lie, since the last two poker night games had a valve game character why not continue that with the third one, one of the players could be nick from left 4 dead 2, and it would make sense, nick is a gambler and a psychopath, both thing all poker night character need
Very underrated video, and I think all your picks would make for an excellent dynamic! Some of the bits were funny as well, the second tooth scene genuinely got a laugh out of me. Ena as a player sounds like an incredible idea, and you can definitely get a lot of mileage out of her split personalities. I also recently completed a Hat in Time, and I can say without a doubt that Snatcher is the best-written character in that game. His eccentric personality would absolutely make him a joy to watch. Since other people are posting their ideas, I figure I might as well throw my hat into the ring; Genie (Aladdin) - I don't need to explain this one. He's very charismatic and would fit like a glove, but obviously he'd never happen lol Coach McGuirk (Home Movies) - He's funny. I can't exactly tell you *why* he's funny, but I really feel like he'd just fit in with the cast. Home Movies's dialogue has a lot of improv with characters naturally cutting each other off on occasion, and bringing that into Poker Night would just make the whole thing feel like more of a real conversation. His brash demeanor would also be fun to see against the other characters. He could give bad advice too, just like he does with Brendan. Khonjin (Khonjin House) - Was gonna put Gino Fratelli here initially, but I already listed a grouchy fat middle-aged man. Khonjin House has a very unique sense of humor and flow, and by that I mean it's bonkers off-the-wall insanity at every second. Khonjin would bring a lot of erratic energy into the mix with the other cast members, with him making witty quips one moment and screaming at the top of his lungs the next. It'd be funny if he was literally just a cardboard cutout PNG like in is show (similar to how you mentioned Kermit being moved around like a puppet). Him floating around and spinning in place would make him a lot of fun to watch, despite him never moving any limb of his body. Jon Arbuckle (Garfield) - I think in any given roster, whether its the official games or yours, It'd be fun to have an inept loser be part of the cast to contrast with everyone else's (usually) interesting personalities. Given the series he comes from is very mundane, I'd love to see him reacting to the crazy stories everyone else has to offer. EDIT: wanted to add that Master Shake would also be an excellent candidate for obvious reasons
I honestly love the idea of kiddie poker night but with Uno! Opens up a lot more options that were blocked off cause of maturity. I feel some fun picks would be Max (from Max and Ruby, not Sam and Max lol), Buster or George from Arthur, Carl from Jimmy Neutron, or beast boy from teen titans. I'd say Luigi would be a good dealer, but there isn't much of a prominent dealer in Uno, is there? lol. Very fun concept! would make for a good April Fool's day joke release.
I think Hatsune Miku would be a great choice because she can be literally any kind of character. She can be a deadpan snarker, a cheeky gremlin, a cute school girl with a few silly slices of life to share, a depressed bitch with a job that over works her constantly, a fucking horror robot monster, ANYTHING!
Personally, I'd also have a bartender character *who would have dialogue* . Seriously, as much as I enjoy Poker Night 2, one gripe I have against it is that they have Moxxi as the bartender and she doesn't have a *single line* of dialogue. Was she a last-minute inclusion...?
I honestly don't think a bartender would add a lot to THIS pitch, specifically, considering there would already be up to 7 characters interacting at once, but it is an interesting idea, especially with the drink mechanic that was introduced in 2. You could easily have them walk up to the table with the drinks, and then stay around for a round or 2 before heading back, and that time would allow for some dialogue potential. Though, again, considering all the dialogue you'd need to write and record for another Poker Night, you'd really have to make sure you could get enough out of a bartender to make it worth it. I betcha Moxxi didn't talk in 2 for a similar reason
@@NerdsofaFeatherOfficial if we'd really have to include a character like that, Moe Szyslak from Simpsons. Hell, I can easily imagine him being one of the players, since organizing a gambling ring definitely seems like his forte.
I don't want to see any of them, actually. I feel nearly all people who play these games do so just to win the TF2 items and never return to enjoy the poker, the atmosphere and interactions between characters and throwing in mercs again would be a confirmation of that.
My picks for a third game would be: Doom guy Charles (from henry stickman) Sonya Blade (mortal combat) Steve (minecraft) [also he doesn't talk only shakes his head yes or no] Dealer: one of the robots from job simulator
Steve and doom guy would get along well considering they’re both silent, strong (Steve is probably stronger though) and likely have killed hundreds. Steve’s kills are much tamer though.
I feel like Touhou would be next in line for getting some representation. Who else but Cirno? She believes she is the STRONGEST Fairy which means she'd be perfect for something like this.
Intro idea: Have the menu be at an old phone booth with a character under a lightpole nearby. Start with the Player calling a number to hear Reginald on the other end apologizing for not contacting you after they moved the Inventory, then says let the Player in and the phone booth drops you into a chute that leads to a hallway with two characters playing dice on the floor. They both look up, one knocks the door next to them, and you hear a wall behind you slide open. Kim says, "You're late", and leads you down the hall while saying "I hope you can live up to what the old pirate claims. He did want me to let you know he's sorry he won't make it. I ain't." She taps three times on a wall, and Snatcher jumps out, scaring the player but Kim is unfazed. "Booo!" "Just open the door, tall dark and incorporeal." "Aww, lighten up, we got a new player to impress!" The wall moves dragging Snatcher out of sight and reveals Mayo "The inventory is not your personal playground, Snatcher, now go to the table before we replace you with anyone on the waiting list. The establishment of the Inventory apologizes for the delay as the move lost some pre-established mailing lists. Please follow me to the table as the Inventory wishes to make up some lost time, though none can truly turn back the clock." Kim and the Player follow Mayo down the stairs where Kermit sits at the table with some tea while asking the bartender "Are you sure no one will bother me? I need to keep a low profile. My company wouldn't approve if any of this showed up online." Mayo "As previously stated Mr. The Frog, the Inventory allows no phones or electronic devices of any sort so no photos will be in circulation." "Oh that's a relief . . . Hi ho Kim. Want to practice music after the game?" Kim doesn't answer. "Oh, sorry. I'll just throw my banjo on the stage . . . " Snatcher comes to the table by phasing up out of nowhere. Kermit "Gack!" Snatcher "Hi ho to you too. We playing or what?" Mayo "In just 20 short seconds after our final contestant arrives." All look around. Kim "You sure" Kermit "They don't also use invisibility, do they?" Snatcher "No frog legs, it ain't a ghost. I would've seen them. Do we win a bet with you, furba-" Straight from the ceiling Raiden drops doing the superhero pose surprising everyone at the table save Mayo. Mayo "Mr. Raiden. Your weapons, coat, and hat." Raiden hands his cape sombrero and sword to Mayo. Raiden sits down. "Hit me" Kim "We're playing poker not blackjack." Snatcher "I mean, I could if you want me to . . ." Kermit " . . . And I was looking forward to NOT herding violent weirdos for one night." Mayo "The Inventory requires a $10,000 buy in, and your continued patronage." Everyone puts money on the table. Mayo snaps his fingers and the table flips to reveal their chips. Everyone seems shocked by how the money disappeared and the chips appeared. All the characters try to prod or look under the table. Mayo "And the Inventory also requires no interference with the equipment and proprietary trade secrets. Play begins."
It's nice to know there are people that actually put together their own hypotheticals for PN3. I know I'm late to this but idc here are my choices 1. Hellboy Each entry always had at least one "big guy" on the table and he made the most sense. Him being a comic rep and his interactions being laid back as well as being a bit snarky. And, you know.... It's Hellboy 2. Bender I considered Rick Sanchez for a while but Bender was the better option for me. And with Futurama getting revived his relevancy has boosted up (not sure if it ever went down) which gave me more of a reason to be my definitive decision. Plus I just love to see him pull in the pot with his evil laugh 3. Randy Feltface... Yep. Kind of the same reasons you wanted Kermit, but I wanted a more obscure character that I thought could use some recognition. As he is completely out of his element here and that's the hilarity of it. His reactions to... EVERYTHING is what would make him funny visually as Randy himself is very expressive. But they gotta let him keep his dead stare. 4. Peacock She would make the table SKYROCKET with the interactions. With her fawning over Hellboy's sheer badass-ery, crack'n jokes with Bender and making Randy confused as all hell. And she go 0 to 100 real quick, real easy. I know making 3d model for her would be hard but I'm sure if you find the right people, she'd work. The dealer: the dealer isn't really someone I considered. But thought about it A lot, Even considering, I shit you not, Moist Kritikal. But settled on Grimm from Billy and Mandy. The interactions would be funny, plenty of use of visual gags and a more original thought. Need I say more? DLC: something I didn't even think about but here we go 5: Bigby wolf A telltale rep and a self imposed reason to add at least one character that looks like a realistic human, as the other games did. He'd be the only other character here to be taken seriously amongst the others (no pun intended). He'd share stories of their jobs with Hellboy and probably make Randy piss himself. 6: phoney bone I mean COME ON, his angst would just make the table complete. Talking smack to the demon and wolf that can easily wipe the floor with him, starting all out verbal WAR with Bender and Peacock. He'd just do perfectly And yeah, that's about it. If you read this far I really appreciate it. But I've taken enough of your time already. Peace my individual.
RANDY FELTFACE?! Ok my good sir you are a fucking genius and I applaud you. I was trying to remember who the hell was named that then I gave in and looked it up and I shit you not the joy I experienced was EMENSE. I fully agree he needs some more god damn recognition and it would be lovely for him to be in any kind of game of this front really. Also might as well join in on the sharing ideas trend considering I don't know where else you would share this sorta thing except maybe via twitter. I decided to go for a "Indie NIght" theme just so I could have a funny limiter on myself for choices. 1. Hades from the same name I don't know a whole lot about the game but I feel he could be a interesting pic, specially considering his origin. 2. Cuphead/Mugman from Cuphead Considering these two have already made deals to the devil before, it would be interesting to see them actually partake in it. I'd like to imagine the two swap every now and then to play, with Cup being more rowdy & takin more risks whilst Mug is more nervous and calls a lot more. Also would probably use their voices from the netflix show obv. 3. Any undertake rep Idc who really, any of them could bring something interesting to the table, but my top choices would be Sans, Undyne, papyrus, and maybe flowey. Also could be funny for frisk to just be there in the background of a undertale themed backdrop. 4. Brad Armstrong from Lisa: the painful I know it may be odd to choose a silent character but I think it could really work for brad specifically. I'd imagine he could talk, but very little, and when he does its almost always in a very serious tone. DLC/secret pics: Steve from Minecraft Ok look I think it would be hilarious if steve only talked through a text chat like how it shows in Minecraft and the characters having to LOOK at the text to see what he's even saying. It would (IMO) be a hilarious 4th wall break. Also he would HAVE to stay in line with how he moves in Minecraft, holding and throwing the cards like he's punching wood. it would just be too funny to not do it. Goose from untitled goose game A literal goose who has his own gamemode rather than being a actual character. Prob named "Goose Mode" or some dumb shit like that. Basically you play by the gooses rules, which involves it randomly taking and swaping cards as well as messing with both the characters and you. Wouldn't lock any rewards behind it with how potentially infuriating it could be.
This would probably never happen but it would be funny if Vulture or Loen from Shining Nikki, and/or Dr. Livesey from Treasure Island (the Soviet cartoon) made it into Poker Night 3.
--John Wick --Rick, Charlie, or one of the members of Dethklok --Coach --Angel Dust or Blitzo from the Hazbin Hotel verse if the style can translate to 3D --Rocket Raccoon if you can get the license. And for the dealer just straight up have Todd Howard. He'd probably say yes.
Here's my contestants for a hypothetical Poker Night at the Inventory 3 with *5* default characters: *Ellis (Left 4 Dead 2):* If a Valve rep like Heavy showed up, let's add a Left 4 Dead rep. His stories would fit right in with the character interactions. Ellis' playstyle is like that of a casual player; prone to screw-ups, but still fun to be around. Ellis' bounty item would be his old bass guitar from before the apocalypse. *Jesse (Minecraft Story Mode):* He's a Telltale character, so it fits. And yes, Jesse's pet pig Reuben will tag along with him. Jesse's playstyle would be strategic and honest. Jesse's bounty item would be the Dragon Egg. *Yugi Muto (Yu-Gi-Oh!):* Being the grandson of a game store and affiliated with another card game, Yugi would more than likely pull some last minute comeback. Yugi's playstyle would be strategic in the early-game and aggressive late-game. Yugi's bounty item would be the Millennium Puzzle. *Happy Chaos (Guilty Gear Strive):* This one's my out-there pick. But I see his interactions with the rest of the gang being upfront and a bit mysterious. Happy Chaos' playstyle is honest and random. He's not here to win, he's just here to play. Happy Chaos' bounty item would be the replica of the Crescent Moon pistol he wields. *The Spy (Team Fortress 2):* I think Poker Night could use a another TF2 rep, so here's the sneaky trickstabber himself. His interactions with the cast would leave others second-guessing. Spy's playstyle is heavy on bluffing. Spy's bounty item would be his butterfly knife. *The Dealer: Monokuma (Danganronpa):* Yes, the Black and White Bear of Despair, and the tormentor of many Ultimate Students, is the new dealer at the Inventory. Monokuma's bounty item is the Rocket seen in the opening cinematic of Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc. Some of the new music that can be heard while playing Texas Hold'Em with the cast in the Inventory would be slower jazz remixes of: The Saints Will Never Come (Left 4 Dead 2) Midnight Ride (Left 4 Dead 2) Chocolate Helicopter (Left 4 Dead 2) 101 Credits (Minecraft Story Mode) Reuben (Minecraft Story Mode) Pigstep (Minecraft) Yu-Gi-Oh! Intro (Yu-Gi-Oh! Anime) I Am Yami Yugi (Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Links) Title Theme (Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Duel) Drift (Guilty Gear -Strive-) Requiem (Guilty Gear -Strive-) Crawl (Guilty Gear -Strive-) Right Behind You (Team Fortress 2) Petite Chou-Fleur (Team Fortress 2) Faster than a Speeding Bullet (Team Fortress 2) Mr. Monokuma's Lesson (Danganronpa Trigger Happy Havoc) Discussion (Danganronpa series) Debate Scrum (Danganronpa V3)
I really like your video and agree with most points. But I would have to disagree with Mayonnaise being your choice dealer. While Mayonnaise would be the better dealer, M. Bubbles would probably have better interactions since I feel her personality would be more interesting to see interact with the other players. Also, M. Bubbles has more potential for a Themed Tournament since you could have her office be the setting and everything in the office be alive and have the characters be freaked out about that.
"If I had a nickel every time a TH-camr with less than 10000 subs made an amazing video about Poker Night at the Inventory, I'd have 3 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened thrice." Jokes aside, this was a fun watch! Imagining Kermit playing alongside Snatcher and ENA alone made me go on a rabbit hole of what they'd talk about! Personally (while there are WAY too many to choose from) here's some picks I'd choose if NOTHING was off the table: - Skips, Benson, or CJ from Regular Show. Really depends what kind of personality ur looking for, but I think skips is probably the best. - Coach McGuirk from Home Movies. A bit out there, but with his spontanious and off script nature, I think is personality would fit great! - Xaiver from Xaiver: Renegade Angel. WAY MORE out there, but I think it'd be hilarious to see his dialogue alongside other characters. - Dice from Lethal League Blaze. chill dude, would probably be much like Kim from Scott Pilgrim - One-One from Infinity Train: would probably fit more as a dealer, could even have an unlockable like Poker Night 2 with a train theme! - Wetzel from Webcomic Just Pancakes. Dumb and crazy wizard chef playing poker, need I say more? - Dale or Boomhaurer from King of the Hill. again, I think it'd be hilarious to see one of them with alongside what others think of. - Max from Max and Ruby. Because screw you, I'm the one typing the comment. - Doc Louis from Punch-Out. He's seen some wacky crap in the ring, I'm sure he could handle some crazy people over cards! That's all I've got but here's some other characters I've seen thrown around in fan art or other comments I'd see fit really well! - Charlie from Smiling Friends - The Doctor from Doctor Who - C3PO as a dealer - Sans Undertale - John Wick - Chis McClane from Total Drama - Doom Guy - Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Engineer TF2 - Wario - Russel or 2D from Gorillaz - Dr. Robotnik - Monika from DDLC - Bender - Jake the Dog - The main guy from Postal 2 - Garfield from Garfield - Coach from Left4Dead2 There's probably like 4 more great inclusions I'll think of later, but it's whatever. There's endless possibilities with a game like a Poker Night 3. Of course, It would be a absolute NIGHTMARE to try and make a 3rd game, especially with casts like what I've said and making funny interactions between all of them, but it's fun to theorize, yaknow? Maybe someday someone will make a poker night like game with a bunch of TH-cam/web series characters playing some Texas holdem, idk think that'd be cool. Also, Great video! good editing, funny wording and script, honestly shocked you don't have more subs! Awesome job, and hope to see more vids this great from ya in the future! 👌
I think a murder party host would be an interesting dealer for a table, or even more of this guys for different tables, for example Black Mesa would feature Cliner or Barney
i’d personally love another ventre bros character to join in on the fun, probably rusty/doc. his personally would get on everybody’s nerves, and he could have stupid fun interactions with the bartender (asking for his infamous doctails). but the possibilities of kermit in poker night??? i never would’ve thought of it, but it’s brilliant lmao
Cool! I was thinking that there might have been a Shovel Knight character in the cast because on how many cameos they made in the last 9 years. I was thinking King Knight and Specter Knight because King of Cards has that card game in it, and there has not really been an idiot character that will get out of the game early, like Strong Bad. Also, I like the idea of Specter Knight being forced to babysit him.
Since every character from the two Poker Night games has their own distinct playing style, I'd like to offer up what I think would be how each of these guys would play the game. Snatcher: He would by far be the most aggressive. Frequently goes all in on even very weak hands, making it difficult to judge whether he's going all in with a good hand or bluffing. Kim: The most conservative of the group. She's not against bluffing, but if she bets, chances are it's because she has something *good*. Kermit: He folds a lot. His playstyle is almost the opposite to Snatcher. Being the smallest one there by far and surrounded by criminals, killers, and the like will do that to you. Raiden (I know very little about him, but here goes): He likes to see hands through to the end. He prefers calling hands, and very little gets him to fold or go all in. ENA: Her moves are almost completely random, Similar to Max. It isn't due to a lack of knowledge on how to play the game, but rather due to multiple personalities taking control at different times all with different playstyles. Doc: I imagine he's sort of a wild card. Maybe his playstyle could change every time a character busts out between the other 5 playstyles so that he's difficult to predict.
Alright. Time for my picks. Here is who I can see coming through: 1. Ballas (Warframe) Yes, I know its a strange pick. But, the dude is a schemer and knows how to play the long game. Dude was able to get the tenno to basically fuckinf DIE, stabbed them through the chest, and WON. He WON the new war, and became the ruler. Just imagine how good at trickery he could be! And, he clearly knows how to play Komi. Not to mention he could reference some of the prime warframe trailers with special dialog. Even have him maybe be capable of sleight of hand and a damn good poker face. Making him a pretty challenging foe. 2. Astolfo (i do not remember much, i dont watch anime.) Femboy. And the VA is apparently really good. Not sure about his personality, but I think he could be pretty funny going up against number 1. 3. Titus (Warhammer 40K Space Marine 1 and 2) Seriously...this is cheesy 90's edge and religious preaching at its finest. A hair trigger that could definitely be set off really hard. Certainly a guy who people would be concerned about should he pull out his chainsword and tear up the table. Wonder what kind of stories cluld be told... 4. Alan Wake (Alan Wake) Come on. Hes a writer who went through a truly horrific story. He could be capable of reading you like a book hes writing. Which would be very terridying and make him quite the problem to go up against in poker. Has a tendency to statt talking to himself and inner monologue rambling. DLC: Finn & Jake (Adventure Time) always need a funny tag team duo in these! And, it fits with the nostalgia so well! The show grew up with us. It went from funny to slowly becoming more serious, and at times, could become extremely tragic. I can see them having some hilarious conversations with astolfo and titus. And also some rather...raw conversations with ballas. Feel free to write up some dialog!
If we're saying everything's on the table, I'd go for Deimos from Madness Combat, MadCom has a very specific style of comedy that would bounce off the other characters, being serious enough to contend with characters like Raiden, while being ludicrous enough to tangle with Kim, and of the main characters (Hank, Tricky, Jebus, Deimos, Sanford, Doc, and the Auditor) I think Deimos would be the most natural fit, especially using his voice from Project Nexus, and I could definitely see him handing over an Improbability Drive as a bounty and it being translated into his hat and bandages as a cosmetic for Scout (be honest we've all made comparisons to Deimos and Scout)
My ideas for characters: Geralt from the Witcher, very cut and dry, serious and needing a break from the daily Heisenberg from Resident Evil 8, would play well off of the others, the joker of the group, often poking fun at others or himself Dr Hayden from DOOM, acting all serious and in charge, thinking that every decision he makes is the right one. He's probably the one all of them make fun of. The dealer could be Glados again or maybe even Hal, there could be a joke in there about the two getting into a scuffle for control. Bounty items could include: One of Geralt's swords, Hesienburg's crystalized statuette, a replica of the BFG, a mini Hal Control unit, etc.
My roster: Shadow the hedgehog. His bounty: a black arms blaster. Zero from megaman zero. His bounty: his spare saber. Link from The Legend of Zelda. His bounty: the Ocarina of Time. Puro the latex wolf from Changed. His bounty: one of his dictionaries. The dealer would be Mewtwo from Pokémon with his Bounty being a premier ball.
I would agree with Snatcher and Raiden, and perhaps Doc as an actual character rather than a bonus unlockable, but on everybody else? Not so much, to be honest. As for the fourth actual player, I would suggest one of the heroes from Bloons TD 6, the most likely being Benjamin. He's the one that makes money in-game, so he'd be the most likely to have that amount of money to spend gambling. For the other dealer, I might actually give this role to Cephalon Ordis from Warframe. He would make an awesome and hilarious announcer, especially when he glitches out and says something unintentionally malefic. "Well done, player, you have-- STRIPPED THESE SUCKERS OF ALL THEIR CASH-- won the tournament!" Now the big thing. The characters always have conversations with each other, but the player is never involved (unless only one character remains against them), so I would like to suggest a player character. She would still be mute as the unnamed protagonist from the other Poker Night games, but she would at least be seen and would interact with the other players in some ways. And that would be... Marci! From Dota 2 and DOTA: Dragon's Blood. Themed Unlockables (at least for franchises I know very well): Snatcher would have a theme based on his area in AHiT. Benjamin would have a theme based on the Monkey Village main menu in BTD6. Ordis would have a theme based on the Tenno Dojos or Relays from Warframe. Marci would have a theme based on the Helio Imperium from DOTA: Dragon's Blood.
Honestly, I would love to see how John Doe (aka joker) interacted with Raiden, especially if Raiden asked about the alternate endings in Batman season 2.
If i was making the game that's the characters I'll be licensing into the poker night 3!: Choo-choo (top cats): a felline from the alley's in new york with the gang.. is looking for some paper bills to he make and the inventory is the only way to it..he's pretty good card games and can fool you easily with his expressions.. Having bad cards make a fake good/normal expression, having good cards he does sad/angry expressions. If you bust him out from from the table 10 times his white sweater can be rewarded and you able to wear it in TF2 for scout only. He have a positive personality towards the players! Gabe (penny arcade comics): gabe.. he's tycho's friend and learned to play texas hold 'em by tycho but still bad in it.. so he'll be the most easiest player to bust out from the game.. Will be having higher chances for having bad cards but medium chances in good hands. Making him win the game accidentally or on purpose 5 times you'll be gaining the tommy gun as buy-in from penny arcade adventures to TF2 for sniper and heavy. Will be having an aggressive personality like tycho. The conductor (A hat in time): the conductor from a hat in time, he's looking for some cash to help DJ groove make a new good movie.. will be an average poker player with he having higher chances in good cards and medium chances in bad cards.. the player winning the game 7 times in a row the game will reward you with his topwear for TF2 for soldier and spy.. And his old school golden watch as buy-in in TF2 for all classes. Will have a snobbish, comedian and cocky personality towards the players and characters. Shadow (sonic series): shadow from the sonic series. Wasted his whole rings by some complicated reason.. and now he has some friends that plays poker with him in inventory.. a good player, sometimes having lucky in hard mode but playing dumb in easy mode. Can have higher chances for good cards and lower chances in bad cards. Beating him 30 times in one on one will be rewarding you his shoes in TF2 for soldier and scout. For buy-in a tec-9 aka the scavenger. Have an aggressive but calm personality towards the poker players.
Does anyone have any good ideas featuring dialogues and interactions between the players and characters that was listed in the video? I really wanna hear some since I can't think of shit ;-;
For my personal ideas. - Iscream (Chikn Nuggit) - A character from Aqua Teen Hunger Force (i.e. Shake, Frylock) - Big Jack Horner and the Ethical Bug (Puss in Boots: The Last Wish) - SMG4 (Glitch Productions)
Would be silly if Raiden's elimination scene featured him glowing red for a moment before storming off, similarly to that one scene in MGR where he nearly goes Ripper mode when Bladewolf refuses to give him paw.
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I think a cool house/dealer character would be the Narrator from The Stanley Parable. Imagine him going "The player decides to call because they think this is a fictional game with fictional money. Oh if only they knew..."
“ Begin the *DIGITAL SPORTS!* “
That would be so amusing. We can get some references to one of the many endings in dialogue. It would be amusing if there wasn’t any dialogue referring to Stanley as the fan base of The Parable would absolutely eat up the dialogue and the possible implications of Stanley not being mentioned.
that would actually be perfect
I Know this would sound crazy, but can't we just take the inspiration and make pocket night, but with Indie dev characters?
@@ThefifthBishopofGord his bounty item (after everyone else offers up theirs) would totally be a Stanly Figurine/Stiggley-Wiggley/Figley/Stanlurine/Mini-Stan/Stanley-Figs/Figlureanlurine/Figanley. The Narrator cycles betweens all of these names as the games goes on.
It was a hard sell, but picturing Kermit's slightly agape expression reacting to legit murder is hilarious to me so I'm on board
Honestly someone should just make a spiritual indie revival to the Poker Night games. Like Wario Land to Pizza Tower, JSR to Bomb Rush Cyberfunk, etc
Honestly a straight-up indie crossover poker game could be cool! Some picks on my end would be Madeline (with added banter/sass courtesy of Badeline), snatcher again, King Dice, Octodad, Filbo and Peppino
@@celebisonm4271 sans would be the dealer
@@celebisonm4271 Filbo... wait, the blue goofy guy from Bugsnax? Or is there a different indie game character named Filbo that I just haven't heard of?
I feel like Lilac from Freedom Planet or Spark and or Fark from Spark the Electric Jester would be fun.
do bring back tf2 though maybe a different character from it.
Welp, I’m bored. Here’s some bounty dialogue.
Snatcher: “Hey, so, I don’t really have the cash for tonight, so I’ll put up this thing. I crocheted it in my free time, and I think the yarn is magic? Whatever, one of you probably wants it.”
Raiden: “What? Magic isn’t real.”
Snatcher: “Oh, yes it is.”
Raiden: “Prove it.”
Snatcher: “So you DO want it! HA! There we go, that’s my buy-in.”
Kim: “Eugh, fresh outta cash. I’ll have to bet these instead.”
Snatcher: “Those are just drumsticks.”
Kim: “They’re MY drumsticks! They have-like-sentimental value, or something. Shut up, I’ll just win enough for next time off of you guys.”
Kermit: “Aren’t you scared of losing? I’d hate to lose something with so much sentimental value.”
Kim: “Well then I just won’t lose.”
Kermit: “Oh gosh. This is embarrassing. I can’t pay the buy-in tonight! Guess this old thing’ll have to do. Can you believe I used to fit in this? Guess all the junk’s gone to my stuffing!”
Snatcher: “That thing’s way too small, how am I supposed to wear it once I win to mock you with it?”
Kermit: “Well, gosh, that isn’t very nice. Though, I do think purple is your color, Mr. Snatcher.”
Raiden: “Can I buy-in with something that isn’t money?”
Mayonnaise: “Depends what it is.”
Kim: “Outta cash?”
Raiden: “Like I‘d tell you. Anyhow, I’ll buy-in with one of these.”
Kermit: “Oh gee, that looks dangerous.”
Raiden: “Get a little closer to it and find out.”
Ena: “I’m. Out. Of. MONEEEEEYYYYY- dog.”
Raiden: “Is… what is that.”
Ena: “Why, a dog with an hourglass around it, of course!”
Raiden: “No, I got that, but like, practically, what is it?”
Ena: “HOURGLASS DOG.”
Raiden: “Alright, alright! Jesus.”
Doc: “Oh dear. It appears I’m a little short on currency at the moment. Will this be a suitable replacement?”
Snatcher: “What… is it?”
Doc: “Why, a flux capacitor, of course! I’ve been meaning to get it out of my house, anyhow. It was cluttering up my garage.”
Kim: “You consider a time machine part clutter?”
Doc: “Well, after you’ve made your first few time machines, yes!”
Mayonnaise: “Before I forget, I’m obliged to offer up a bounty. To the victor go the spoils.”
Kermit: “Wow, those sure are neat! What are they?”
Mayonnaise: “A set of chess pieces from my personal collection. Hand made, might I add.”
Snatcher: “There’s not nearly enough pieces there for a full chess set.”
Mayonnaise: “They are from my personal collection, after all. I suppose I’ve never played a game of chess with them before.”
Kim: “So it’s not a FULL chess set.”
Mayonnaise: “Enough, let’s get to the game.”
Ohhhhh my turn!
Dingodile: Well that sucks. I don't the right amount of moolah on meself, but I do get something that will pay the debt.
Daffy Duck: WHAT!?! A Flamethrower!? How do you manage to get that?
Dingodile: Duck, back in me old days. Cortex give me this machine to burn a orange marsupial but I failed. So I decided to sell my Flamethrower to one of yas.
Daffy Duck: Well that explains a lot actually.
Alt. Mayonnaise Dialogue:
Mayonnaise: "Before I forget, I'm obliged to offer up a bounty. To the victor go the spoils."
Doc: "What is that?"
Mayonnaise: "This? It's the Jackbox, An artifact that can create worlds and beings that let you compete in strange challenges."
Jackbox: "I usually go by Jack."
ENA: "Sweet cheddar crackers! It speaks!"
Mayonnaise: "Yes, It does. More than you think."
Kermit: "That's not the weirdest thing I've seen."
Mayonnaise: "Enough, Let's get to the game."
I needed to read this. Thank you!
Link: Well, this is embarrassing, I forgot to bring the money I need for the buy-in. I guess I have no choice.
Shadow: You know that It won't be a fair game if you don't play.
Link: I have no choice but to buy in with the Ocarina of Time.
Puro: It's... It's... It's beautiful!
Link: I hope there's no problem with me doing this.
Reginald von Winslow: I don't see any problem whatsoever. Whoever wins the tournament will win the ocarina as a prize!
@flareblade1420 Daffy: Well, this is embarrassing. I forgot to bring the money.
Dingodile: So you ran short, huh?
Daffy: Well, Dingo, my amigo, I got something that will get me in. (Turns on Parade Float from the Looney Tunes show)
Terence: Hmmmmm.
Daffy: Woo-hoo, Woo-hoo Woo-hoo Woo-hoo!!! Now with that outta the way. Let's get this game rolling!
Ker: *"What's with all the gray and white...? and....why do I feel old...?"*
Mayo: *"That is because the player has initiated Rule 137C of the inventory's rulebook, where the inventory is legally obligated to remodel the area from the player's choosing. now let's say this all took place a lucid dream in your deepest slumber, an infinite spiral within a dimension that holds two doors, one that's all polished and ready for you, the other made by someone els-"*
Raid: *"Ok we get it! the place got more schmancy fancy and all."*
Mayo: *"My deepest apologies, let the game continue."*
(Jackbox Unlockable Script)
what about Jackbox Theme Conversations in poker night 3
Here are the picks I thought of a while back.
-Jaune Arc (RWBY). But cautious at first, but won’t hesitate to go for high stakes if he has to. Unique set and costume are the Ever After and his time-skip Knight look. Custom loss animation would be the Curious Cat scares them off or possesses them, and his bounty would be his sword and shield. Player would be offered a portal back to their world if they won, but would be saved from a Cat ambush my Ruby. (Unknown how possible this is with Rooster Teeth’s shutdown; may need someone else.)
-Martin Brody (Jaws). Easily the most aggressive, but that can bite him in the ass at times. Combo is in tactical gear and at the harbor of the first movie. Bounty would be the weapon he used to kill the shark, and custom animation would be Bruce bursting through the floor to eat them alive. Player would get to blow up Bruce themselves.
-Remilia Scarlet (Touhou). All about stone cold faces and deception, but tells are a tiny bit obvious. Set would be SDM, outfit would be a fancy red-and-black dress, bounty item is a custom kappa-made danmaku gun, and custom animation would involve Flandre (depends on who loses). Player gets to have a complimentary sweets dish delivered by Sakuya upon victory.
-Deadpool. Playstyle would be entirely unpredictable, would frequently break the fourth wall. Set would be Weasel’s bar from the movies, outfit would be his D-Piddy rapper getup, bounty would be his katanas, and losing animation involves something related to the fourth wall. Cable teleports in to congratulate Player on “saving the timeline.”
-Dealer: King Dice (Cuphead). Voiced by Wayne Brady like in the show, layout would be The Devil’s Casino (to no one’s surprise). Bounty item would be a duplicate of his icon suit, Remilia would be in a fancy gambling dress with sequins (if present), and the loser would be chucked into a lava pool by The Devil Himself (it’s actually jello, but Deadpool misses and flies out the window into real lava. Don’t worry; he has his regen powers. He’ll be fine.). Player would be offered a soul contract by The Devil, but would get saved by the cup bros.
-Unlockable character 1: SCP-049. Has custom restraints on his wrists to block is touch of death, harnessing the Jaded Ring’s powers. Cold and calculating, tells would be impossible due to his mask; hardest opponent by far. Set would be a Foundation site, bounty would be his doctor bag, Martin would be in a lab coat, and custom elimination involves some kind of SCP; unique to each character. 049 himself gets sent back to his cell by guards. Player would get amnesticized after the tournament by researchers (ex. Dr Gears).
-Unlockable 2: Benny (Fallout; Nee Vegas). Charismatic and smug, bluffs frequently and will go all-in on deception, but it could be legit. Dialogue could have a small chance at subtly honoring Matthew Perry. Tells are tricky. Item is Maria (his gun), set is The Tops, Deadpool would be in cowboy getup (or Remi with her sequin dress), and custom elimination would be getting thrown out by a Securitron. Mr House himself would congratulate the player if they win and offer a job on the Strip.
Unlockable 3: Shantae. Total sweetheart, but still courageous. Tells would be super obvious, but she would rarely fold if she has even a decent hand. Set would be Scuttle Town, she’d be in her bikini, bounty item would be her genie lamp (expressing dread when she loses about having to serve the player). Custom animation would be involve another major character (Skye, Bolo, Rottytops, etc.) dependent on player. Winning would have Shantae do a quick dance for the player as a treat, and she would also unconsciously offer plenty of fanservice in her animations. Deadpool would be ogling her constantly if he’s a player, to which he gets punched in the face at the end of the custom set by Shantae, knocking him out.
Unlockable 4: Travis Touchdown (No More Heroes). Not as aggressive as Martin, but tells are a bit obvious. Set would be NMH motel, costume would be Travis Strikes Again look, item would be his Blood Berry beam katana, custom animation involves Sylvia escorting them out. Winning animation would be Shinobu and Bad Girl trying to kill the player, but getting pulled back and talked out of it.
Imagine if Jesse from the Minecraft: Story Mode games was included. He would be an epic callback to the series and Telltale itself.
He'd most likely reference his adventures in his games while occasionally becoming suddenly self-aware and lamenting Telltale's shutdown.
Which one of his treasures do you think Jessie would put up as a bounty item?
He would offer Ruben’s porkchop
@@theultimatebagelmaster I was thinking the enchanted flint and steel, IMO Ruben's porkchop is too valuable to Jessie.
@@grayemerald5159 yeah realistically I think the flint and steel would be cool
I think Petra would probably be a better fit
I think it’d be really cool if, like in Poker Night 2, the character-specific tables had special bust eliminations.
For example, Kermit’s table could be the set of The Muppets, and if anyone busted, a trapdoor would open under them, and they’d fall a comically large distance down.
Mayonnaise: “Snatcher’s funds have dropped down to zero, as will he in about 3 seconds.”
Snatcher: “Wait, what’s that supposed to-WAAAAAAAAHHH-“
Kermit: “Oh, right. Forgot those were there.”
I wanna know some of the other characters eliminations. Or ideas you have. I’d say when Doc gets dropped it would be a reference to that one “wrong lever” scene that I forgot where it came from.
@@absoluteagony Well, Snatcher’s would definitely be his forest, and busting could be the character getting whisked away in one of his fool traps. Every time someone else busts while Snatcher is still at the table, he chuckles to himself. Not sure about the rest, though. I’m open to ideas!
@@danhatter6823 Doc’s would be like his lab or something. The elimination would maybe be like… I don’t know the person being sent to the past? Probably not though. I’ve not watched Ena so I’m not sure. Aaaand that’s all I got because I’m out of ideas.
@@absoluteagony If a character busts in Doc's lab (that sounds kinkier than I intended) they fade out of existence like Marty almost did in the first movie.
Depending on how brutal you would want to get, Kim probably gets the empty Chaos Theater (and fucking hates it, but couldn't get another venue) with her elimination being the coin explosion, and raidens elimination is either getting dragged off by the cyborg gorillas or (the less brutal and less canon breaking version) getting shot with the fulton cannon
Some throwaway lines from this hypothetical dealer:
Mayo: "Ladies and gentlemen, the blinds are being raised--as well as your blood pressure--to 1600 and 3200."
...
Mayo: "A little thought exercise for everyone. Let's say you could skip a bad day whenever you wanted. But every time you did, you'd lose... this."
Kim: "This what? All you did was raise your empty paw."
Mayo: "Oh, sorry. I'm used to red words appearing out of thin air when I do that."
...
Mayo: "The player has filled their house of Kings with Aces."
Kermit: "But no king is a castle. How can they become a house?"
...
Mayo: "Snatcher is high on a Jack."
Snatcher: "And you're high on catnip! What's your point?"
...
Mayo: "Mr. The Ripper has been eliminated."
Raiden: (facing the player) "Well played, kid. Make sure to hold that sword with both hands or you'll lose an arm."
...
Mayo: "Dr. Brown is out of tournament credits."
Doc: "Great Scott... Sure hope Marty can cover the plutonium tonight."
Can you do the eliminations for the other characters?
Mayo: “Ena has been deleted from the table”
Sad Ena: “I’m just the worst ever, **sob sob** I need to die and burn in hell **cries** ”
@JackalformerlyKnownasDjjjav
Mayo: Daffy has been blasted from the table
Daffy Duck: WHAT but.. cries, all the money I should have is gone *sob* *sob* Oh well, I'm done crying. Time to some Carrot Juice and talk about a pool supply salesman.
@@Noah.Seth07
Mayo: and Mr virtual has been eliminated
Mr virtual: Well guess who’s in YOUR head admin player (he would walk off then knock over the virtual boy projecting him making him disappear)
Mayo: can someone prop that back up later
Id just love to imagine for Kermit, everytime he puts chips to the middle of the table or when he grabs them, the puppeteer just tries to grab them woth one hand while also mobilizing Kermit while still unsernthe table. Because how else is Kermit gonna jold his cards and collect chips
Funny idea, he tells his puppeteer to hold his cards while he pushes all of his chips to go all in.
Or he asks another player to hold his cards or push his chips, or have a muppet with hands to do it for him, like Sam has Max grab his chips for him.
Better yet Kermit just puts all of his cards in his mouth briefly and then uses his hands to drag The chips ridiculously
Ena playing poker would be absolutely amazing
Poker Night: Welcome Back To The Inventory (Xbox exclusive)
Classics:
Mikhail (TF2)
Bounty: The Iron Curtain
Alts: Bullet (BFDI Theme), Tuxxy Dealer (TF2 Theme)
Strong Bad (Homestar Runner)
Bounty: Dangeresque Too?
Alts: Boxing Glove (BFDI Theme), Good Graphics (ENA Theme), Tiny Heavy (TF2 Theme)
Tycho Brahe (Penny Arcade)
Bounty: The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Alts: D-Pad (BFDI Theme) Startling Developments (Penny Arcade Theme), Familial Coat (Monkey Island Theme)
Max (Sam & Max)
Bounty: Crimestopper Combo
Alts: Beartrap (BFDI Theme), Enjoying the ride, Ash? (Evil Dead Theme), Fancy Tie (Sam & Max Theme)
Second Winds:
Brock Samson (The Venture Bros.)
Bounty: The Mysterious Orb
Alts: Hunting Knife (BFDI Theme), The Wagers of Sin is Doom (The Venture Bros. Theme)
Claptrap (Borderlands)
Bounty: VGA Award
Alts: Garbage Can Glued to a Unicycle (BFDI Theme), Pandora Night at The Inventory (Borderlands Theme), Or Justin Bieber (P0rtal Theme)
Ash Williams (Evil Dead)
Bounty: The Necronomicon Ex Mortis
Alts: Chainsaw (BFDI Theme), Crown of Evil (Evil Dead Theme)
Sam (Sam & Max)
Bounty: Sam's Banjo
Alts: Bloodhound Hat (BFDI Theme),
Tripleheaders:
Snatcher (A Hat In Time)
Bounty: Dweller's Mask
Alts: Crow Feather (BFDI Theme),
Kim Pine (Scott Pilgrim VS The World)
Bounty: Lucky Drumsticks
Alts: Drum Kit (BFDI Theme), Hands Up! (ENA Theme) One, Two, Three, Four! (Scott Pilgrim Theme)
Kermit (The Muppets)
Bounty: Purple Tuxedo
Alts: Puppet (BFDI Theme), A Great Caper (Muppets)
Raiden (Metal Gear Rising)
Bounty: Bloodlust
Alts: Gear (BFDI Theme)
Spare Change:
ENA (Joel G)
Bounty: Hourglass Dog
Alts: Theater Mask (BFDI Theme), It's more of a Lifestyle (ENA Theme)
Doc Brown (Back To The Future)
Bounty: Flux Capacitor
Alts: Beaker (BFDI Theme), Great Scott! (Back to the Future Theme)
Two (BFDI:TPOT)
Bounty: The (Expired) Deed To Dream Island
Alts: Host's Tuxedo (BFDI Theme)
Bigby Wolf (Fables)
Bounty: Super Spell Book
Alts: Wolf Fang (BFDI Theme)
Head Honchos:
Reginald Van Winslow (Monkey Island)
Bounty: Monkey Casket of Kauai
Alts: Pirate Hat (BFDI Theme), Captain of The Screaming Narwhal (Monkey Island Theme)
GLaDOS (P0rtal)
Bounty: Personality Core
Alts: Motherboard (BFDI Theme), Still Alive (P0rtal Theme)
Mayonnaise (Split The Room)
Bounty: The Jackbox
Alts: Chess Piece (BFDI Theme)
The Shuffler (Poker Night)
Bounty: The Founder's Deck
Alts: Playing Card (BFDI Theme), Sleuth of the seas (Sam & Max Theme), Amazing Digital Dealer (ENA Theme), Lucas (Legacy Theme)
Out of these picks I thought the video would quickly go over AI behavior for each but it didn't. So i can basically imagine say
Snatcher can be the smartest or 2nd smartest player on the table, playing it safe most of the game by folding when he doesn't have a good hand. When other players get eliminated he gets more aggressive, and will commonly bluff. His tells when he get bad hands are obvious, but are subtle when he has a good hand. When in betting, he is the least likely to back out, likely seeing a betting war to the end. He'll likely work most like Tycho in Poker Night 1, with a mix of Ash's PN2 aggressiveness with bets.
Kim Pine would be more of a wildcard, whos unique trait would be her subtle or lack of tells. Most of game she is stonefaced, so its harder to tell what kind of hand she has, if shes bluffing, etc. She'll likely play like a higher level Max from Poker Night 1, but likely play more aggressive but is still fairly unpredictable.
Kermit may be the 2nd smartest or 3rd, depending on if Snatcher or Doc is in the table. He will be the most conservative, likely playing like Sam in Poker Night 2. Rarely bluffing, folds a lot but when he trusts a hand he'll go in on it. Kermit will have noticable tells, but they are less common than Raiden or Snatcher.
Raiden while being cool, i would imagine being the dumbest player on the board. His skills are great with the sword, but weak with the cards. I've never seen much of his games so idk if hes ever played a poker game, but I assume not. He'll likely be most like Strongbad or Claptrap, playing recklessly and aggressively, considering mediorce hands as good hands. Hes also a pretty big bluffer, but has higher chances to pull out of a betting war if the number gets too high.
ENA would be much more random, with with little sense of how the game works. While Kim has some consistency over her actions, ENA has less control of their playstyle. I could see 2 AIs playing for ENA, one very aggressive (happy yellow) and one very conservative (sad blue). Around every 2 or 3 hands the AIs have a chance to switch, ie either the Aggressive AI keeps playing or the dice decides the the sad blue AI will take over. Tells are determined by the AI in control, so the player can tell which AI is in control. Would be important so the player knows if ENA will play passively and not play bad hands or be aggressive and have a chance to go all in.
Doc I can see being the smartest on the table, or 2nd smartest next to Snatcher. He usually does not fall for bluffs, and plays fairly aggressively, and folds whenever he has a bad hand, only going for bluffs if he keeps getting bad or mediorce hands. Doc is one of the most fearless on the table, and can enter bet battles with Snatcher and Kermit. He is the most likely to back out from the 3 though. Doc I would say should have the smartest AI, being the least likely to make an imperfect decision. Unlike other AIs his AI receives information on tells, giving his AI more information on the other players' hands. Hes not immune to tells however and makes pretty obvious ones, especially when bluffing.
Thats my ideas on the AIs
My Poker Night 3 roster:
--Leon S. Kennedy
One of the most popular characters, if not the most popular character in Resident Evil. Specifically RE4's version of Leon because of the dorky action hero shtick who spouts one-liners, wields a cool gun (maybe even the Red 9 or Striker) and saves the girl in the end. He wants to be the hero but also understands his limits and standards (doesn't take Ashley's offer to spend time with her while driving the jet ski at the end of RE4). He's a dynamic character who can both work off of other people's quips (like his dynamic with Luise), or bounce off of other people's jokes and threats (like his silly lines towards Salazar ("Your right hand comes off?") and Saddler ("Saddler, you're small time")). He'll work to bounce topics and concepts off of other poker players willing to put up with his catch phrases and solemnly cocky attitude. Plus, he'd be the hardest to eliminate from the game because he'd know if the player has good cards or is bluffing based on bets/folds/calls.
--Gregory from Gregory Horror Show
Gregory is a mad hotel housekeeper of Gregory House who really hates his mother but is also terrified of her. He is also capable of gaslighting any new guests to Gregory House with playful comments about the other guests trying to kill them followed by a sinister little giggle. I believe Gregory will work great as a dynamic character to any conversation at the poker table. He'd also be great as a master of mind games; he'd have no problem sneaking into your subconscious with bluffing and subtle bets and calling you out for being brave/stupid. He'd be the easiest to eliminate, ironically enough, because he is reckless when he gets nervous.
--Princess Peach
Princess Peach as an invitee to the Inventory is probably the biggest no-brainer in video games ever. Like, of course she'd get an invitation because of her royal status. Or even Daisy, for that matter. Peach would work as a fun addition to the poker table for her eager nature to win without being the pushover many would initially view her as (given the fact that she's been kidnapped more times than I can count at this point). She can deliver funny conversations to players saying how overplayed being kidnapped is and Mario has to save her all the time, and she'd rather her captors "man up" and ask her to go out to places willingly to just have a good time (noting how Bowser hasn't done anything pleasant outside his castle with her in any of the times he captured her). Her play style would be near Leon's level of execution and finesse, always a step ahead of the competition. She would know when the player (i.e. you) were messing up and she'd take advantage of that and increase the bets at a moment's notice.
--Bender from Futurama
Bender really needs no introduction. He'd swindle every last dollar out of any chump who even looks at him funny. With that said, he's the perfect candidate for Poker Night 3, what with the gambling, trash talking to get under everyone's skin so they'd mess up their focus, insane bluffing tactics, crazy stories and anecdotes from Planet Express, etc. It's kind of a shame that nobody has mentioned Bender as a candidate yet. But he'd probably be on par with or better than Gregory when it comes to playing poker. He'd make absurd bets and bluffs because the Inventory banned all forms of cheating (like the probability calculator from season 1 and x-ray sunglasses from season 2 of Futurama). Without those tools he'd actually be a lousy poker player only hyping up his image to scare any chumps and chumpettes away.
Gregory is such a great fit for this game istg.
Yo Gregory is a killer left field pick
You got me at Peach. As in, you got me intrigued.
My picks for poker night 3:
Puro from Changed: A black latex wolf with a skull mask on his face. He was invited to the Inventory for being more intelligent than the other latexes from the lab. He brought his friend Colin (who was transfurred with the K sample) with him.
Link: The Hero of Time himself! He gets an invitation to the Inventory shortly after returning to Hyrule. For someone who doesn't say much in his own games, he has some stories to tell from his adventuring days.
Shadow the hedgehog: The ultimate life form from the Sonic games. He asked for a paid vacation from his job as a G.U.N. agent so he could play poker at the Inventory. He maybe rough around the edges, but he's not backing out of a challenge.
Zero: The legendary red reploid and maverick hunter. He got an invite to the Inventory due his heroic deeds and, honestly, needs a break from fighting maverick after maverick. He has a friendly rivalry with Link.
i always imagined Telltale had a set of rules for making this games.
1: The personality of the characters (L2R: Wild-Card, Annoyingly loud, Explosively Quiet, and Calm but Sarcastic)
2: The IPs being small enough to be cheap, and big enough to be recognizable (So, most likely no one from the big consoles)
3: At least 1 Telltale Character (And 1 From Steam, probably)
so i imagine a third entry would have (L2R) Alyx Vance (Half-Life), some annoying character (None comes to mind), Bigby Wolf (Wolf Among Us), And Randal (Randal's Monday)
that seems like a believable cast, since their personalities are similar to the ones from the cast set before them
I think the Snatcher would be better as the dealer than a player
You literally make a deals with in ahit and him mocking/belittling the players like Glados would fit him perfectly
Ok So we got
1. A child murder
2. A sarcastic drummer
3. A children’s entertainer
4. A PTSD riddled child soldier turned living weapon (and goofball)
5. The personification of manic depression
And
6. A fuggin nuclear physicist
I’m honestly glad TH-cam recommended this
Second that
Imagine the medic of tf2, being there too Crash Bandicoot or dr neo cortex with Lex Lang voicing Dr Cortex, Neo Cortex seeing the Damm N.gin being a Background character along Crash Bandicoot or the Damm Springtrap saying "im a Damm Corpse"
i wanna see docs reaction to riden.
@@thundergaming155 The medic and Neo Cortex laughin' with so many jokes or scientific things
I what I need is
1# Half Dingo Half Crocodile Hybrid
2# A Crazy Darnfull yet greedy Duck
3# A Bird whos Red But Bigger and Stronger
4# A Big Frog who's blue and loves plumjuice
That what I need for a third game of High Stakes Poker!
Three words: Xavier Renegade Angel.
Just imagine it. Just... imagine it.
Also you unlock his Shakashuri.
That would be like the most insane game of poker
your insane yes yes yes.
PLEASE GOD YES
Fritatta! I like it!
I am the best poker player ever. i need not to buy in with money so will give up one of these wiggers (Wind Monkeys)
Here are my picks for a potential Poker Night 3.
(Main Cast)
Shrike from Monkey Wrench: He's definitely one of the more fitting characters characters for Poker Night. He's funny, the right amount of edgy, and is a money obsessed bounty hunter as well! The banter he would have with the other characters could be fun. I feel like he would have lots of stories to tell from his bounty hunting job. Overall good pick in my book.
Phobia from Gastrophobia/Pepsiaphobia: She's a egotistical single mom amazon warrior from a cartoony version of Ancient Greece. Something tells me she would fit right in The Inventory. Much like Shrike, she would have lots of stories to tell from her time in Greece and lots of funny dialogue with the other characters, so I think it's a good decision to let her have a go at the the table.
B.J.Blazkowicz from Wolfenstein: What is there to say is there to say that hasn't already been said about Ol' Blaszkowicz? He's cool, he's iconic, he's a well written character, and is a Nazi killing revolutionist to boot. I think it's obvious why he would be a good character for a potential Poker Night 3, I'd say let 'em in!
One of the Dwarves from Deep Rock Galactic: Preferably Scout because he's the most recognizable out of the three. Though all of their personalities are pretty much the same, so it doesn't really matter which one gets in. Like Blazkowicz, they're pretty recognizable due to their "ha ha funny dwarves" status on the internet. And they'll for sure have some funny dialogue as well if DRG itself is anything to go by. So I'd say any one of them are a good pick for Poker Night... just... don't let them lean too hard into the booze. Lest The Inventory runs out of supply.
(Dealer)
Uncle Jack from We Happy Few: Not only is he a damn fine news anchor for the drugged up world of Wellington Wells. But he's one hell of a showman. He's funny, cheery, and full of *joy.* He'll surely have some fun dialogue while making sure the game is going accordingly. Besides, he could use a bit of a break from keeping Wellington Wells in check. The town has a bunch of recordings of Uncle Jack's episodes of I Hear You, Humor Hour, That Tastes Amazing, What Is It?, Well Well Well, and loads of other amazing series brought to the town by Jack to look back on anyway. So I'm sure it'll be fine.
(Collectible Items)
Because a Valve property is nowhere to be seen in this game. And since the game hasn't got a major update in years anyway, I think TF2 would be out of the picture this time around. But since the Dwarves are a part Deep Rock Galactic, a game that is well loved by it's developers with a hefty amount of updates and cosmetics out the wazoo. It's only fair that it gets all the cosmetic collectibles this time. Speaking of...
Shrike somehow managed to steal *Kara's mask,* but besides maybe selling it for a few pixels, he doesn't have much use for it. So he's giving it away for the Dwarves to use.
Phobia has some parts of old Greek army weapons that the Dwarves could use to make a *new pickaxe* as well as her daughter's old *headband* back when she was a good little egg if you know what I mean. The Dwarves could try that out with a new hairstyle that DRG cook up for them.
B.J.Blazkowicz has an *advanced Stahlhelm* picked off the corpse of a dead Nazi super soldier, the Dwarves for sure could make use of that. You can never have too much armor.
The Dwarves themselves would have a basic *poker visor* that one of them got while hanging out in The Inventory. It's not much, but it's something.
Uncle Jack would either give the Dwarves a *fine tailored suit* for each of the 4 classes to wear. Or a *Happy Face Mask* that's able to form your face into a smile that all the residents of Wellington Wells wear, but this time made with the face of the Dwarves in mind. Just because your mining your life away in a planet that's actively out to kill you, doesn't mean you can't do it in style and with a simile on your face.
Lemme try to make a conversation between a few characters(I don’t know Kim Pine or anything about her.)
Snatcher: “So, what’s it like on set for your show? Do you _also_ have crew members for your crew members that hold you, or how does that work?”
Kermit: “I dunno what you mean..?”
Snatcher: *Sinister Chuckle*
_”Ohh, nevermind. Just don’t look down.”_
Kermit: “Well, I’m looking down, and I’m not seeing anything..? Just my legs?”
Snatcher: *”wait what?* Wait, Hold up, you have LEGS? I thought you were a puppet!”
Kermit: “I’m actually a Muppet, but thank you!”
Snatcher: “…ok, I should’ve seen that one coming, that’s on me.”
Raiden: “So, these “Time Pieces,” what are they like?”
Snatcher: “I’m not gonna sugarcoat it; I BARELY need them! They just sorta SHOWED UP in my forest one day, and some…KID…just nagged me until i gave her all the pieces that landed in my forest.”
Raiden: “Funny, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say people were crazy about their time abilities.”
Snatcher: “Not ME. I barely need them. Some other people, maybe they like the power, who cares? I’m good ENOUGH.”
Raiden: “Oh, come on, they rewind time itself, who _wouldnt_ want to get into some past-changing scenarios?”
Snatcher: “Pal, the only thing I would *POSSIBLY* do with that power is tap you on the shoulder 5 minutes in the past just to mess with you.”
_Raiden looks shocked and feels his shoulder_
Raiden: “…like that?”
Snatcher: _Chuckle_
Kermit: “Hey, Raiden, is that armor, or just clothing?”
Raiden: “Actually, It’s A cybernetic prosthetic body to enhance my physicality to superhuman amounts, allowing me to run faster then professional athletes and suplex story-tall war machines.”
Kermit: “Wow…very futurey. You think they have those for puppets?”
Raiden: “heh…maybe I could hook you up with some enhancements, I know a real good cybernetic surgeon from back then.”
Kermit: “Ooh, that’d be wonderful! Imagine the stuns I could do with the power of machines on my body! I could jump high, run fast, maybe I could add something for another act, like shields!”
Raiden: “..shields?”
Kermit: “Yeah! Like, if i fall down, or something gets thrown at me from behind, I could have robot shields to protect me! Maybe I could color them, too, maybe red to go with an outfit..!”
Raiden: *”…ok, maybe not THAT..”*
Yes I love this
Imagine how cooky it gets when you get to the other 2 characters
Doc: Say, Snatcher, you said something about time travel pieces?
Snatcher: Time pieces, actually.
Doc: Do you still have any I could take a look at?
Snatcher: Nope. That dumb kid stole every single one of 'em from me. But, I can tell you that you don't want to screw around with time travel, lest you go mad with power and turn the entire planet into a ball of lava and rock in which you are the ultimate authority.
Doc: Insane! Nobody could do that! Well, maybe. Perhaps I should see if one could turn the earth into an inferno...
Snatcher: Careful if ya try it. Last person who tried that got the snot beaten out of her by the very same kid that owned those time pieces. Also, another word of advice: *Don't try it.*
Ena: Froggyfroggyfroggyfroggyfroggyfroggyfroggyfroggy
Kermit: Huh? You wanna say something Ena?
Ena: NOOO! HE HAS DISCOVERED MY SONG! NOW THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THIS PAIN! WAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAH!
Kermit: Wait- aw dang, did I say something wrong?
Ena: No, no, no, no no no, nonono, you said nothing wrong. What's wrong is the INTENSE PAIN I FEEL IN MY CHEST AFTER YOU FOUND MY SECRET! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Kermit: Oh... uhm, well, sorry then.
Ena: Oh, it's fine.
I WANT MORE GOSH DARN DIALOGUE!
@@littlevirus3562 Ask and ye shall receive.
Raiden: So, what kind of a doctor are you?
Doc: Mostly engineering, quantum mechanics and physics, stuff like that.
Raiden: So, let me guess, you built a Time Machine or somethin? Haha…
Doc: _YES, ACTUALLY,_ me and my assistant went back to the future this one time and we had t-
Raiden: *I was being sarcastic, I’m sorry, you ACTUALLY BUILT ONE?*
Doc: Yes, now anyways, I one time-
Raiden: No, No, No, you mean to tell me someone from the 1900’s built a Time Machine when ME, from the *WAY DISTANT FUTURE,* cannot find a single piece of information about time travel despite the peak in technology?
Doc: I know it may sound complicated, but it has a reason if you don’t believe me!
Raiden: No, I believe you, it’s just…why haven’t I been able to travel through time?
Snatcher: I dunno, man, sounds like a skill issue on _your_ part, I already HAVE A BUNCH OF TIME PIECES, I could just go back time whenever I want!
Raiden: Oh come on, that’s cheating, those things are magic.
Doc: I highly doubt the existence of magic, it’s quite ludicrous.
Raiden: But still, YOU went through time, YOU went through time, who else did?
Kermit: …well, I mean, technically-
Raiden: *I. REFUSE. The thought of you traveling through time.*
Kermit: My bad.
I think for a Poker Night at the Inventory game in the 2020s, it wouldn’t be impossible or even far-fetched to have more than 4 characters to play against (still 4 in a match of poker, but can be swapped in and out of play). As such, I’ve come up with a bit more than four characters that could make an appearance in Poker Night 3:
- Chris McLean (Total Drama Island) Can’t take credit for this one, saw him in some fan art or something for PN3. Regardless, even though he’d be an excellent personality for a player at the table, I think considering his role in Total Drama, he’d fit most as a host of sorts for the game.
- RED Engineer (Team Fortress 2) Heavy in PN1 mentioned that Engineer was the one to introduce him to The Inventory, so Engineer stepping up as an actual player would make the most sense. Laid back but extremely intelligent, he’d likely be the most challenging player to go against, even on lower difficulties.
- Doctor Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb): Perhaps not a challenging player, his inclusion would bring a lot to the table.
- literally any Overwatch hero: It’d be funny to have Torbjorn sitting next to the Engineer (I believe Torbjorn was inspired by the Engineer’s toolkit). Besides that, Overwatch characters are cool, and there’s over thirty to choose from!
- Chamber (Valorant): A high-class man, he would be more of the “expert” type of character in a game of poker. Dimension-like travel is possible in his game lore, so it’d wouldn’t be too surprising for Chamber to know of the Inventory (non-canonical to the actual lore of Valorant).
- Jonesy (Fortnite): WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE!!! Memes aside, imagine Fortnite getting representation. Jonesy’s a pretty fleshed out character too, he’s got a personality that could be tapped into. Like Sam and Max, he’s got loads of stories to make reference to while playing, justifying his seat at the table.
- Bonus character, Sans (Undertale): Not one of the characters you start out with, nor is revealed prior to the game’s release, Sans would be a secret unlockable character that would make his appearance after you’ve unlocked all other characters and played a certain number of games. Certainly an out of left field character, but I think he would fit better than you’d think. First off, he’s arguably the most iconic character of the game he’s from. Secondly, if Toby Fox was allowed to work on his character interactions, he’d easily be a great addition to the cast. He’d be the “easiest enemy” and get out first the most often out of all the characters, but would have a gimmick that if somehow he was the last one standing against the player, his AI would skyrocket and try to stall for as long as possible (but it’d be a very rare and unlikely scenario, not at all a common occurrence). Puns galore, annoying white dog shenanigans, and overall a good time while listening to a remix of “sans.” Now, let me describe how he’d be revealed:
During any game of poker, one of the characters you could see in the background would be Sans on a bar stool drinking ketchup or sleeping where the drinks are. He’d have his hood up the whole time, masking his identity and making it hard to discern that it’s him. But after at least one player has been eliminated from play, he would hop of his stool (face unseeable all throughout) and walk off-screen. A few minutes would go by with the currrent game going on as normal, when, while you’re still playing, faint footsteps could be heard behind you. Then, pausing the game, you’d hear his iconic “human. don’t you know how to greet a new pal? turn around, and shake my hand.” Note that Sans doesn’t have an actual voice in the game he’s from, so for those that didn’t spot him before or know his phrase, this would be absolutely out of the blue, adding to the surprise reveal. Cue the characters looking confused or annoyed, and then the player turning around. Boom, it’s Sans Undertale right there. The player then shakes his hand, and he goes through his usual introduction with tweaks to fit the situation and circumstances. Afterwards, he takes an empty seat at the table, is dealt some cards, only to play a hand full of jokers. Wink from Sans, and then he hops off his seat and walks away off-screen and back to his stool. Then the current game resumes as normal, and Sans is unlocked.
Either that or Spamton comes out of nowhere and unlocks himself as a bonus character.
If the game had a "limited halloween special'' i see the leashy from inscryption taking the roast,because he is from a psychological horror based card game and it would work pretty well with the roast,the second player would be barnaby carnby from alone in the dark a ancient horror game series that basically started the survival horror genre,michael myers would be awesome since he don't talk and simply play and when the characters bent they stuff michael would just crave his knife in the poker table and when you win michael simply vanish,and the last one will be skitzo the killer bear from the 1920s,red guy from dhmis or salad fingers.
one idea I had was the whole ass Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Frylock, Master Shake, and Meatwad) with usually a different one by default depending on difficulty
The character i would want would be: Marion Wheller, Spamton, Spy, Malak, Terrarian, Noise, Peppino, Steve, DR. Wondertainment, Papyrus, William Afton, Jude Kriyot, Henry Emily, Michale Afton, Aaron Siegel, The Conducter, Pizzaface, Sonic, Shadow, Eegman, Alison Chao, Sans, Snatcher, Engineer, The Critic and more.
For doctor d (I am not even gonna try spelling his name) it would be funny if Perry came along as a plus one just to make sure he wasn’t doing anything evil
These would be my picks
1. Snatcher from hat in time: for all the reasons you stated, even before i wanted Snatcher to be a guest in poker night 3, his inclusion feels natural.
2. Dallas from payday 2: I think Dallas could bring some serious yet funny dialogue, he is a character that really would lend itself well to the inventory, He could also have many different ideas for different costumes.
3. Charlie from smiling friends: Zach Hadel is a really good voice actor when it comes to comedy and improv, having a character that is very casual and chill in a crazy place such as the inventory would be hilarious. He could even bring Pim along like Sam brings along Max
4. Demo man from tf2: When it comes to poker night, it feels like any tf2 character could fit. But in my opinion, Demoman would bring the party to poker night. His reactions and responses to things would be a goldmine for good laughs and good jokes, and having Gary Schwartz's do some voice lines would be awesome.
dealer. king dice from Cuphead: King dice would be a fun a enjoyable as a charming dealer, i think Jamie Fox would be a great fit for the inventory.
DLC character: Phoney bone from Bone: For a telltale game representative, and also a comic book representative as well. But that's not all he would work because of his personality and greedy nature. And while hes from a kids book, Bone isn't all a kid friendly comic as there's cussing and violence so it would work.
But that's just my opinion.
I have some picks of my own I won’t put much detail on them tho
1 Herbert west:
His bounty item would be a bottle of life syrum
2 spy tf2 his bount item would either be the ambassador or the sapper
3 Esther: mr hopps playhouse 3 there could be some jokes of her not being her age or something and her bounty item would be mr hopps
4 warden: super jail think of the hilarity would happen especially when he shapeshiftes and his bounty item would be his terrorarium
The dealer would be malak from dark deception his bounty item would be a soul shard
DLC charecter: cuphead his bounty item would be the wonder tart
So what do you think
Dallas is a God tier pick
and if the character/series-themed unlockable venues from 2 return, you could have Dallas’ be the Golden Grin Casino!
@@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106 thank you good sir
@@MrSkerpentine his bounty could either be the diamond or the bulldozer bobble head
I'd like to make a pitch for Mayday and Zuke from No Straight Roads, their dynamic would be much like Sam and Max from the second game, where one of them is at the table and the other sits out and offers background commentary, not sure which one of them would be at the table so I'll offer thoughts for both.
-Mayday, being the impulsive hothead she is would brazenly make huge bets in an effort to make everyone else fold, though this often leads to her ending up in betting wars which she usually loses, Zuke from the background would often express that these habits are a bad idea.
-Zuke is a little more level headed and laid back than his bandmate, at the table he plays it much safer, unashamed to fold if the cards turn against him. Everyone at the table better watch their chips if Zuke makes a big bet, Mayday would express displeasure and frustration at this.
The bounty the duo offers up is the NSR Microphone they got from their Lights Up Audition.
I think it would be funny if Invader Zim were in Poker night at the Inventory 3. Just imagine the comedic potential
Also I squealed when I saw ENA
SAAAAAAME
i found you pokemon time to catch you
@@alexanderscout Roleplay? Seriously? Not that there's anything wrong with RP dude I'm just not into RP stuff. Unless if it was just a joke. Pardon my bluntness, but it wasn't that funny, and even more so, it comes off across as you only have a surface level knowledge of Pokemon. You could have at least said something like "A wild Lucario has appeared" or something. Sorry for the rant man it's just that you're reply was so cringe-inducing I couldn't control myself.
*Uses Close Combat to beat your ass. it's super effective*
@@aurawarrior1367 “ I found you faker”
This really deserves more attention
15:51
Tell me you're kidding.
16:02
...Great Scott, you're a genius.
i think would actually be funny if Mr. Hippo from Five Nights at Freddy's was a player bringing in some pickels as a item
cuz he fans whoud came for the lore but nothing of note would be said aside from him rambling about how he doesn't personally like Funtime Chica or something
Edit: prob a good sub for Kermit
All the while, everyone at the is questioning the fact that an animatronic hippo from a game series about tragedies, including child murder, which are supposed to be fictional, is clearly at the table, playing poker, making them question if the games were really just fiction.
@@Jedi-ge6lr That's not how Poker Night works, all of the characters' stories did happen and everyone perceives it as reality (except a 4th wall breaker), the other characters only mildly know about the other's storys due to gossip and the news
Very underrated addition idea: The Ancestor from Darkest Dungeon. If you know, you know how good this would be. He would make a GREAT dealer.
If we're talking characters from Telltale Games games appearing in a Poker Night game, I think Phoney Bone from the Bone series would make a great addition with his love of money and the overall tone of Bone fitting well for a strange game of cards.
13:44 i feel like ENA’s bizarre yet charming attitude would add *so much more* charm and possibility into the game. Infact, this pick might work even better with the context that a video game including ENA as the main character is coming out this year?
I envision Medic as another unlockable for this (because he was gonna be in Poker Night 2, and I generally want to see him playing poker). So, I made a theoretical dialogue with him and everybody else, like one of Heavy's from Poker Night 1.
Medic: So, have any of you thought of signing up to join RED Team?
Snatcher: Nope.
Kim: Nah.
Kermit: Heck no!
Raiden: Eh. Maybe.
ENA: What's a RED Team?
Doc: Oh, erhm...
Medic: Perfect! I have just the roles for each of you!
Medic: Snatcher, you like screaming orders at people, yes? Maybe you could be a contractor, or hell, even an Administrator!
Snatcher: That second one sounds interesting. What is an Administrator?
Medic: The Administrator is a mysterious manager of our mass murder and manual labor. She gives us orders and status updates on the objective.
Snatcher: Sounds right up my alley, alright. Does each team have its own Administrator?
Medic: I think so. It'd be pretty shocking if the Administrator was playing both sides all along.
Medic: Kim, you seem fast. You could be a good Scout!
Kim: Really? What, isn't that the kid that shoots people with a shotgun and cracks their bones with a baseball bat?
Medic: Indeed!
Kim: I'd be down for that.
Medic: Kermit, you aren't the type for active combat I take it.
Kermit: Nope. And don't think about pinning me down as another Medic, I know what you guys do.
Medic: No no no! I'd say you're better fit as an Engineer!
Kermit: An Engineer?
Medic: Engineers build contraptions to assist their team while staying back in the sidelines, playing the banjo and drinking scrumpy.
Kermit: That doesn't sound half bad.
Medic: Contraptions such as Sentry Turrets!
Kermit: Aaaand I'm out.
Medic: Raiden, you're missing an eye, you're handy with that sword... you could be a Demoman!
Raiden: That's the guy with the explosives, right?
Medic: Yes! I hear you also have experience as a stealth operator, no? You could also be a good Spy!
Raiden: Nah. I'd rather take the Demoguy.
Medic: Ena-
-ENA grabs a rocket launcher and fires a missile at the sky.-
ENA: Hello Moony! I just wanted to say "I love you!"
Medic: Soldier.
Medic: Emmett, you are another doctor, no?
Doc: My field is the sciences, not medical practice.
Medic: Right on the mark! And, that's better than me! You have studied professionally, at the very least! You'll do fine!
Doc: I worry for your teammates if "studying professionally" makes me better at being a Medic than you.
Medic: Well, that's everybody! I'll have your contracts sent over in 4 to 9 business days. Oh, and don't worry, there'll definitely be openings for all of you!
Kim: Why do I have the distinct feeling we're all going to die horribly?
I find it funny that the player is left out, probably because no one knows what or who they are
Snatcher as the administrator would be perfect
Raiden: So… I killed a Brazilian Samurai once.
Kermit: Oh gosh, not again-
Raiden: Hey, I’m serious!
Snatcher: What, like that politician who was invincible that wanted to make America great again?
Kim: Or that guy who was made of magnets. Shocking.
Kermit: Ha! Or that big guy with a scissor-arm.
Raiden: I’m telling you, all of these guys are real, and I killed them.
YellowEna: I believe you Ja-
BlueEna: Y-your not gonna kill me too, are you?
Jack: What? No!… unless I get paid for it. Then maybe.
I feel like Bennett Foddy from Getting Over It could be an interesting dealer. Dunno why, he just has that energy.
gonna be honest, your picks are all really fun, but I think Kermit is probably the real lynchpin here that elevates the cast to new heights.
Also tbh I think getting Konami to play ball would tend to be the hardest part but who knows, maybe they're lightening up just a smidge over time?
Anyway, imagining Raiden just being enamored with the silly frog puppet while Kim needles both of the crazed killers at the table that are probably surprisingly close to taking it outside is a very fun dynamic. Also distant possibility of Kim and Kermit doing music together as a special interaction or just in the background when knocked out is very fun.
Wait, Kim and Kermit bonding over music, that’s brilliant, I wish I thought of that!
@@NerdsofaFeatherOfficial I would use the following characters for a third game: the nerd from robot chicken,Dewey from scream,bigby wolf from the wolf among us, and tannis from borderlands, with Muzan from demon slayer as the dealer
@@nahseermoffet6484 in my opinion, someone like timothy or even rhys would be better as the borderlands rep
If you're feeling gimmicky, get the calypso twins in there! Tyreen is on the table while troy looks over her shoulder, occasionally chipping in with advice
Personally, I would Choose the Following Lineup:
Peppino Spaghetti From Pizza Tower
Madeline From Celeste
The Guide from Terraria
Garfield from Garfield
Maxwell From Don't Starve as the dealer, Or alternativley William Afton from the FNaF series as the dealer also
Garfield as a poker player is actually pretty funny
-peppino I feel like doesn't have enough standalone personality to work very well
-no complaints for madeline
-the guide in 3D sounds awful (evidence: his trading card is bad enough)
-garfield
-maxwell using shadow hands to deal does sound really cool
A different pick for the dealer that I think could be interesting would be Dr. Eggman. Seeing as how cooperative Sega is with other companies, his flamboyant personality, and his history with casinos I think he would fit in perfectly
I wonder what their strategies would be? Hm...
Snatcher I could see being an aggressive type, trying to intimidate the other players into doing what he wants them to, like Heavy in PNatI 1.
I don't know enough about Kim to say what her playstyle would be. Good at or constantly bluffing, maybe?
Kermit strikes me as being the most honest player at the table, similar to Sam in 2.
Raiden, I think, would play similarly to Brock in 2: intimidating, but very on guard when it comes to potential bluffing.
ENA seems like she'd have a random playstyle similar to what Max had in 1, simply to reflect the nature of her series.
I don't know enough about Doc Brown to say what his strategy would be, either. I wouldn't be surprised, though, if he was the most competent player at the table.
I imagine Doc Brown would be aggresive in a smart way like Brock and Heavy, but at the same time prone to panicking when being at disadvantage.
14:50 I imagine mayo saying something like that to ENA when she fucking loses her shit after being eliminated
Mayo:”can someone get her some Prozac or a stress toy?”
It would be perfect if Raiden’s bounty was the Hebidamashi. It was a piece of DLC exclusive to the Japanese PS3 version of Rising, and is a wooden sword that holds the soul of Solid Snake.
I could see Loona from Helluva Boss and Cynder from Legend of Spyro being in it; imagine Loona calling Cynder by the nickname "Cyn", as a reference to what people envision Spyro calling her, and "Cyn" being pronounced like "sin".
Very late to the party, but eh, it sounds fun, so I'll try my hand at making my own roster of characters.
1. Nelson Tethers, from Puzzle Agent (Okay, even for Telltale franchises, this is a bit of a far-off pick, but I honestly believe it has potential to be a fun inclusion. In short, Nelson is the only member of the FBI's puzzle division, and he has been tasked to solve cases like the government's eraser factory not working and solving a conspiracy. And, I mean, an FBI agent focused on mind stuff. Sounds like a perfect fit! His trophy would likely be a king size eraser.)
2. Tony Montana, from Scarface (Say hello to my little friend! ... Is what I would just say if I wanted to make things easy. The Cuban refugee would be a pretty neat fit in this. I mean, he is a good movie representative, a loose cannon of a person ready to burn the place down, only being kept down by the rules of the Inventory. Of course he would be modeled on Al Pacino's appearance. Also could make a funny Payday 2 reference! As for his trophy... Well it would be his little friend of course!)
3. Kermit the Frog, from the Muppets (Nothing to add, it is a great addition!)
4. Specter Knight, from Shovel Knight (I know most people would say Shovel Knight should be the representative, but I am drastically lacking a truly serious competitor, between a comically weird FBI agent, an unhinged druglord, and an innocent entertainer (if you discount Kermit's early advertisement career) and Specter Knight feels right at home as the serious, dangerous looking fella people don't take seriously by pointing out "I mean, you are from SHOVEL Knight, correct?" I admit I never played the game, but I think his trophy would be the Keepsake Locket?)
Dealer: The Administrator, from Team Fortress 2 (And now I'm going off into the deep end. The ever sarcastic and manipulative Administrator? I mean, sure. We need some ladies at the table anyways, and while there are better choices, I feel like the shift between dry, annoyed and potentially angry and overly enthusiastic and manic sides of her personality as well as her hunt for australium would be a good spice to this poker latte. As for a trophy... A big microphone?)
Additional Player 1. Tony Chu, from Chew (This is my personal pick. I think a fair few of you will ask "who is Tony Chu?", and at the end of the day, you probably asked that about Tycho Brahe in the first game. In short, Tony is an agent of the FDA in a world where the chicken flu has been devastating. What distinguishes him from his peers is his power of cibopathy, AKA being able to see the past of whatever he ate (eating meat is a disaster for him) Of course he had very wacky adventures, featuring other cibopaths (including a vampire), space fruits, cyborgs, a cult towards aliens, chicken contraband and a killer rooster named El Poyo. As for a trophy, a baseball. Why? He was once forced to eat baseball players for a guy's dream of making a book full of baseball player smut stories (I am not joking) and now his pitching is genuinely lethal.)
Additional Player 2: Reagan Ridley from Inside Job (Okay, this one is more of a tribute to a series that deserved more. Inside Job was an adult animated series from Netflix back in the days where Netflix desired to make animation, with the series focusing on having fun based on common conspiracy theories, like JFK's assassination, the reptilians, the Hollow Earth, the Moon landing, etc... Reagan was an agent and later on boss of the organisation and, considering the premise, you can guess that this overworked mess would have plenty of fun as part of the cast! And her treasure would be either the hug machine she made to paliate her dead social skills, or Alpha-Beta, her robot pal who attempted to take over the world.)
Finally, as bonus, who handles the bar of the Inventory: Stinky and Girl Stinky from the Sam & Max games. I mean, hey, it would be really fun!
It would be amazing to have the postal dude. Hearing his sarcastic remarks and casually talking about the war crimes he's committed like they're nothing would be great
The first four roster is pretty good, though I think it would be funny if Kermit was replaced by Marshadow. Sure the possibilities aren’t as entertaining to some, but since Snatcher is also a ghost he would be the only one who could actually understand what it’s saying, which would lead to hilarity as the murder ghost is forced to translate for the tiny ghost, which could also lead to Marshadow saying something so scary that snatcher isn’t willing to translate for the others, which leads you to wonder just what it said that caused even the Snatcher to get spooked.
I don’t know if you’re talking about the pokemon or something else.
Wouldn’t work since the character wouldn’t be able to work on its own
These are all great characters to add but I swear to y’all I was expecting a jumpscare at the end because of the somewhat creepy freeze frame.
I feel like in TF2, the Flux Capacitor could work like the Bombinomicon, but instead of exploding upon death, you would always disintegrate upon death (as if killed by an energy weapon such as the Cow Mangler 5000 or Righteous Bison), regardless of what type of damage actually killed you.
Raiden's sword (Which I'm dubbing The Revengeance) would be a reskin of the Half-Zatoichi, keeping all of the stats. Yes, that does include "dueling with katanas", meaning The Revengeance can duel with original Half-Zat users _and_ other Revengeance users.
12:03 Mayonnaise and bubbles aren’t the only choices for a jackbox secondary host we also have my concept…..THE MURDERER FROM TRIVIA MURDER PARTY!!!! And his bounty item would be…..a box when snatcher wins though he’ll immediately open the box thinking it’s something valuable but instead he pulls out the nerd from the 2d game and it turns out it’s just the dolls from the trivia murder party games
If you wanted a hidden TellTale rep, I think it would be funny if Negan from The Walking Dead got included, just as a semi-meta late punchline to that joke in Poker Night 2 about any Walking Dead characters being too rich/entitled to be bothered to show up
I honestly think Bonnie from Payday 2 would be an excellent choice for a Poker Night game. Not only are they canonically a gambler, but imagine all the stories they could tell about the missions in Payday 2
Ah if I had a Fantasy, it would be this poker night with my favourite character
I can’t stop thinking about the interactions with Ena and a space marine for Warhammer 40k😂
Alright, might as well throw my hat into the ring.
Dealer: Cookie Masterson from You Don't Know Jack. You only ever see him from the nose up, usually peeking over the edge of the table. I can imagine some funny quips from him, as well as one of the players asking him if his knees hurt from kneeling under the table the whole time. His bounty would be one of the Wrong Answer of the Game prizes.
Player 1: Roman Torchwick from RWBY. A decently smart poker player. His tells are usually subtle unless his hand is particularly horrible. His bounty would be his signature bowler hat.
Player 2: Han Solo from Star Wars. I was originally going to put Mando here, but then I realized this was even better. His bounty would be his trusty DL-44 blaster pistol ("I'm not stupid enough to bet the _Falcon_ on a card game, that's how I got her after all.")
Player 3: Swindle from Transformers. Yes, yes, I know he's usually too big to fit at the table, but if Soundwave can transform from an 18 foot robot into a handheld tape deck, then Swindle can shrink himself down to human size. I'm specifically imagining the version of Swindle from Transformers Animated, being a smooth-talking arms dealer who often... Well, *swindles* his customers. As such, he'd bluff the most out of any player. His bounty seems to be the Golden Disk from _Beast Wars_ at first, but when you win it and flip it over, there's a big red "MADE IN IACON" label.
Player 4: Benny from Fallout: New Vegas. Ring-a-ding-ding, baby! He would be the smartest player at the table. He fuggin' _owns_ the Tops Casino, he's gotta be a good poker player! His bounty is the Platinum Chip, and he does not take losing it lightly. He draws a gun, only for it to be shot out of his hand by Han. Benny is immediately removed from the Inventory by securitrons and Han remarks that the Player now owes him for saving their life.
Also, as a bonus, I'll include the different skins for the Inventory:
The You Don't Know Jack skin would be based on various Jackbox games, with M. Bubbles as the bartender (and the keg.)
The RWBY skin is Junior's club, with Junior Xiong as the bartender.
The Star Wars skin would obviously be the Mos Eisley Cantina, with Wuher as the bartender.
The Transformers skin would be Maccadam's Old Oil House with Maccadam himself as the bartender.
And the New Vegas skin would be the Lucky 38 Casino with Victor the cowboy securitron as the bartender.
These Are Some Solid Picks, if you for some reason are looking to know mine here:
Bender (Futurama)
John Marston (Red Dead Redemption)
Dallas (Payday Series)
Jack Skellington (The Nightmare Before Christmas)
Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)
Those Are Characters i Think Would Suit the game perfectly.
Raiden’s bounty item has to be a VHS copy of 1933’s King Kong.
subbed!! lots of great bits of comedy such as the "world is my oyster" bit, and i feel this group could have a lot of chemistry! will anticipate your further creations...
Not gonna lie, since the last two poker night games had a valve game character why not continue that with the third one, one of the players could be nick from left 4 dead 2, and it would make sense, nick is a gambler and a psychopath, both thing all poker night character need
alt idea: one of the operatives from Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
since they’d probably be very adept at gambling. :^)
Very underrated video, and I think all your picks would make for an excellent dynamic! Some of the bits were funny as well, the second tooth scene genuinely got a laugh out of me.
Ena as a player sounds like an incredible idea, and you can definitely get a lot of mileage out of her split personalities. I also recently completed a Hat in Time, and I can say without a doubt that Snatcher is the best-written character in that game. His eccentric personality would absolutely make him a joy to watch.
Since other people are posting their ideas, I figure I might as well throw my hat into the ring;
Genie (Aladdin) - I don't need to explain this one. He's very charismatic and would fit like a glove, but obviously he'd never happen lol
Coach McGuirk (Home Movies) - He's funny. I can't exactly tell you *why* he's funny, but I really feel like he'd just fit in with the cast. Home Movies's dialogue has a lot of improv with characters naturally cutting each other off on occasion, and bringing that into Poker Night would just make the whole thing feel like more of a real conversation. His brash demeanor would also be fun to see against the other characters. He could give bad advice too, just like he does with Brendan.
Khonjin (Khonjin House) - Was gonna put Gino Fratelli here initially, but I already listed a grouchy fat middle-aged man. Khonjin House has a very unique sense of humor and flow, and by that I mean it's bonkers off-the-wall insanity at every second. Khonjin would bring a lot of erratic energy into the mix with the other cast members, with him making witty quips one moment and screaming at the top of his lungs the next.
It'd be funny if he was literally just a cardboard cutout PNG like in is show (similar to how you mentioned Kermit being moved around like a puppet). Him floating around and spinning in place would make him a lot of fun to watch, despite him never moving any limb of his body.
Jon Arbuckle (Garfield) - I think in any given roster, whether its the official games or yours, It'd be fun to have an inept loser be part of the cast to contrast with everyone else's (usually) interesting personalities. Given the series he comes from is very mundane, I'd love to see him reacting to the crazy stories everyone else has to offer.
EDIT:
wanted to add that Master Shake would also be an excellent candidate for obvious reasons
Genie apear in a Disney quiz video game so...
Someone needs to make a fangame of this.
I recently came up with "UNO Night at the Inventory". Starring Sonic the Hedgehog, Susie Deltarune, Hat Kid, and... Joker Persona 5.
I honestly love the idea of kiddie poker night but with Uno! Opens up a lot more options that were blocked off cause of maturity. I feel some fun picks would be Max (from Max and Ruby, not Sam and Max lol), Buster or George from Arthur, Carl from Jimmy Neutron, or beast boy from teen titans. I'd say Luigi would be a good dealer, but there isn't much of a prominent dealer in Uno, is there? lol. Very fun concept! would make for a good April Fool's day joke release.
@@Jojo_Does_Thingz Gotta keep the robot/AI theme going, I think. I went with Cube from Live A Live as the Dealer.
You saying “puh-naat-ee” at 1:55 is one of the best things I’ve heard all day.
I think Hatsune Miku would be a great choice because she can be literally any kind of character. She can be a deadpan snarker, a cheeky gremlin, a cute school girl with a few silly slices of life to share, a depressed bitch with a job that over works her constantly, a fucking horror robot monster, ANYTHING!
Personally, I'd also have a bartender character *who would have dialogue* . Seriously, as much as I enjoy Poker Night 2, one gripe I have against it is that they have Moxxi as the bartender and she doesn't have a *single line* of dialogue. Was she a last-minute inclusion...?
I honestly don't think a bartender would add a lot to THIS pitch, specifically, considering there would already be up to 7 characters interacting at once, but it is an interesting idea, especially with the drink mechanic that was introduced in 2. You could easily have them walk up to the table with the drinks, and then stay around for a round or 2 before heading back, and that time would allow for some dialogue potential. Though, again, considering all the dialogue you'd need to write and record for another Poker Night, you'd really have to make sure you could get enough out of a bartender to make it worth it. I betcha Moxxi didn't talk in 2 for a similar reason
@@NerdsofaFeatherOfficial if we'd really have to include a character like that, Moe Szyslak from Simpsons. Hell, I can easily imagine him being one of the players, since organizing a gambling ring definitely seems like his forte.
when i think about Poker Night for some reason i think Bayonetta (short hair - preference) and Dr Eggman would be good picks for the table.
...This is the goddamn craziest roster I've ever seen.
Kim not sure but I'd love to see Knives from Scott Pilgrim more so if we could get Sam and Max to return, I'd love to hear them interact
Some ideas that could work for Poker Night 3
* Danger Mouse
* Serilly (Puyo Puyo)
* Inspector Clouseau (Pink Pather)
* Rayman
* Tacoman (Ebolaworld)
* Lou Stizton (Happy Hour Saloon)
* Grimmy (Mother Goose and Grimm)
* Mr. Bean
* Trowzer (Yooka-Laylee)
* Gunvolt (Gunvolt Strike)
I’d like to see another TF2 mercenary in a potential third Poker Night they are very entertaining
I'd personally like Spy or Medic (Or maybe Engineer because he was referenced in the first game)
I don't want to see any of them, actually. I feel nearly all people who play these games do so just to win the TF2 items and never return to enjoy the poker, the atmosphere and interactions between characters and throwing in mercs again would be a confirmation of that.
My picks for a third game would be:
Doom guy
Charles (from henry stickman)
Sonya Blade (mortal combat)
Steve (minecraft) [also he doesn't talk only shakes his head yes or no]
Dealer: one of the robots from job simulator
Didn’t Charles you know *valiant hero plays*
What about Grom the Agonizer from Shadow of war?
Steve and doom guy would get along well considering they’re both silent, strong (Steve is probably stronger though) and likely have killed hundreds. Steve’s kills are much tamer though.
I feel like Touhou would be next in line for getting some representation. Who else but Cirno? She believes she is the STRONGEST Fairy which means she'd be perfect for something like this.
Intro idea:
Have the menu be at an old phone booth with a character under a lightpole nearby. Start with the Player calling a number to hear Reginald on the other end apologizing for not contacting you after they moved the Inventory, then says let the Player in and the phone booth drops you into a chute that leads to a hallway with two characters playing dice on the floor. They both look up, one knocks the door next to them, and you hear a wall behind you slide open. Kim says, "You're late", and leads you down the hall while saying "I hope you can live up to what the old pirate claims. He did want me to let you know he's sorry he won't make it. I ain't."
She taps three times on a wall, and Snatcher jumps out, scaring the player but Kim is unfazed. "Booo!" "Just open the door, tall dark and incorporeal." "Aww, lighten up, we got a new player to impress!" The wall moves dragging Snatcher out of sight and reveals Mayo "The inventory is not your personal playground, Snatcher, now go to the table before we replace you with anyone on the waiting list. The establishment of the Inventory apologizes for the delay as the move lost some pre-established mailing lists. Please follow me to the table as the Inventory wishes to make up some lost time, though none can truly turn back the clock." Kim and the Player follow Mayo down the stairs where Kermit sits at the table with some tea while asking the bartender "Are you sure no one will bother me? I need to keep a low profile. My company wouldn't approve if any of this showed up online."
Mayo "As previously stated Mr. The Frog, the Inventory allows no phones or electronic devices of any sort so no photos will be in circulation."
"Oh that's a relief . . . Hi ho Kim. Want to practice music after the game?" Kim doesn't answer. "Oh, sorry. I'll just throw my banjo on the stage . . . " Snatcher comes to the table by phasing up out of nowhere. Kermit "Gack!" Snatcher "Hi ho to you too. We playing or what?" Mayo "In just 20 short seconds after our final contestant arrives." All look around. Kim "You sure" Kermit "They don't also use invisibility, do they?" Snatcher "No frog legs, it ain't a ghost. I would've seen them. Do we win a bet with you, furba-" Straight from the ceiling Raiden drops doing the superhero pose surprising everyone at the table save Mayo. Mayo "Mr. Raiden. Your weapons, coat, and hat." Raiden hands his cape sombrero and sword to Mayo. Raiden sits down. "Hit me" Kim "We're playing poker not blackjack." Snatcher "I mean, I could if you want me to . . ." Kermit " . . . And I was looking forward to NOT herding violent weirdos for one night." Mayo "The Inventory requires a $10,000 buy in, and your continued patronage." Everyone puts money on the table. Mayo snaps his fingers and the table flips to reveal their chips. Everyone seems shocked by how the money disappeared and the chips appeared. All the characters try to prod or look under the table. Mayo "And the Inventory also requires no interference with the equipment and proprietary trade secrets. Play begins."
It's nice to know there are people that actually put together their own hypotheticals for PN3. I know I'm late to this but idc here are my choices
1. Hellboy
Each entry always had at least one "big guy" on the table and he made the most sense. Him being a comic rep and his interactions being laid back as well as being a bit snarky. And, you know.... It's Hellboy
2. Bender
I considered Rick Sanchez for a while but Bender was the better option for me. And with Futurama getting revived his relevancy has boosted up (not sure if it ever went down) which gave me more of a reason to be my definitive decision. Plus I just love to see him pull in the pot with his evil laugh
3. Randy Feltface... Yep.
Kind of the same reasons you wanted Kermit, but I wanted a more obscure character that I thought could use some recognition. As he is completely out of his element here and that's the hilarity of it. His reactions to... EVERYTHING is what would make him funny visually as Randy himself is very expressive. But they gotta let him keep his dead stare.
4. Peacock
She would make the table SKYROCKET with the interactions. With her fawning over Hellboy's sheer badass-ery, crack'n jokes with Bender and making Randy confused as all hell. And she go 0 to 100 real quick, real easy. I know making 3d model for her would be hard but I'm sure if you find the right people, she'd work.
The dealer: the dealer isn't really someone I considered. But thought about it A lot, Even considering, I shit you not, Moist Kritikal. But settled on
Grimm from Billy and Mandy.
The interactions would be funny, plenty of use of visual gags and a more original thought. Need I say more?
DLC: something I didn't even think about but here we go
5: Bigby wolf
A telltale rep and a self imposed reason to add at least one character that looks like a realistic human, as the other games did. He'd be the only other character here to be taken seriously amongst the others (no pun intended). He'd share stories of their jobs with Hellboy and probably make Randy piss himself.
6: phoney bone
I mean COME ON, his angst would just make the table complete. Talking smack to the demon and wolf that can easily wipe the floor with him, starting all out verbal WAR with Bender and Peacock. He'd just do perfectly
And yeah, that's about it. If you read this far I really appreciate it. But I've taken enough of your time already. Peace my individual.
RANDY FELTFACE?! Ok my good sir you are a fucking genius and I applaud you. I was trying to remember who the hell was named that then I gave in and looked it up and I shit you not the joy I experienced was EMENSE.
I fully agree he needs some more god damn recognition and it would be lovely for him to be in any kind of game of this front really.
Also might as well join in on the sharing ideas trend considering I don't know where else you would share this sorta thing except maybe via twitter.
I decided to go for a "Indie NIght" theme just so I could have a funny limiter on myself for choices.
1. Hades from the same name
I don't know a whole lot about the game but I feel he could be a interesting pic, specially considering his origin.
2. Cuphead/Mugman from Cuphead
Considering these two have already made deals to the devil before, it would be interesting to see them actually partake in it. I'd like to imagine the two swap every now and then to play, with Cup being more rowdy & takin more risks whilst Mug is more nervous and calls a lot more. Also would probably use their voices from the netflix show obv.
3. Any undertake rep
Idc who really, any of them could bring something interesting to the table, but my top choices would be Sans, Undyne, papyrus, and maybe flowey. Also could be funny for frisk to just be there in the background of a undertale themed backdrop.
4. Brad Armstrong from Lisa: the painful
I know it may be odd to choose a silent character but I think it could really work for brad specifically. I'd imagine he could talk, but very little, and when he does its almost always in a very serious tone.
DLC/secret pics:
Steve from Minecraft
Ok look I think it would be hilarious if steve only talked through a text chat like how it shows in Minecraft and the characters having to LOOK at the text to see what he's even saying. It would (IMO) be a hilarious 4th wall break. Also he would HAVE to stay in line with how he moves in Minecraft, holding and throwing the cards like he's punching wood. it would just be too funny to not do it.
Goose from untitled goose game
A literal goose who has his own gamemode rather than being a actual character. Prob named "Goose Mode" or some dumb shit like that. Basically you play by the gooses rules, which involves it randomly taking and swaping cards as well as messing with both the characters and you. Wouldn't lock any rewards behind it with how potentially infuriating it could be.
@@boshi3698 goose mode is just UNO lol I love it
Now I can just imagine snatcher DJ Cruz, the conductor in the mafia boss playing poker can someone draw that?
This would probably never happen but it would be funny if Vulture or Loen from Shining Nikki, and/or Dr. Livesey from Treasure Island (the Soviet cartoon) made it into Poker Night 3.
--John Wick
--Rick, Charlie, or one of the members of Dethklok
--Coach
--Angel Dust or Blitzo from the Hazbin Hotel verse if the style can translate to 3D
--Rocket Raccoon if you can get the license.
And for the dealer just straight up have Todd Howard. He'd probably say yes.
I'd replace John Wick with Killa
Hear me out
1.majima
2.vergil
3.jetstream sam
4.hat kid
Here's my contestants for a hypothetical Poker Night at the Inventory 3 with *5* default characters:
*Ellis (Left 4 Dead 2):* If a Valve rep like Heavy showed up, let's add a Left 4 Dead rep. His stories would fit right in with the character interactions.
Ellis' playstyle is like that of a casual player; prone to screw-ups, but still fun to be around.
Ellis' bounty item would be his old bass guitar from before the apocalypse.
*Jesse (Minecraft Story Mode):* He's a Telltale character, so it fits. And yes, Jesse's pet pig Reuben will tag along with him.
Jesse's playstyle would be strategic and honest.
Jesse's bounty item would be the Dragon Egg.
*Yugi Muto (Yu-Gi-Oh!):* Being the grandson of a game store and affiliated with another card game, Yugi would more than likely pull some last minute comeback.
Yugi's playstyle would be strategic in the early-game and aggressive late-game.
Yugi's bounty item would be the Millennium Puzzle.
*Happy Chaos (Guilty Gear Strive):* This one's my out-there pick. But I see his interactions with the rest of the gang being upfront and a bit mysterious.
Happy Chaos' playstyle is honest and random. He's not here to win, he's just here to play.
Happy Chaos' bounty item would be the replica of the Crescent Moon pistol he wields.
*The Spy (Team Fortress 2):* I think Poker Night could use a another TF2 rep, so here's the sneaky trickstabber himself. His interactions with the cast would leave others second-guessing.
Spy's playstyle is heavy on bluffing.
Spy's bounty item would be his butterfly knife.
*The Dealer: Monokuma (Danganronpa):* Yes, the Black and White Bear of Despair, and the tormentor of many Ultimate Students, is the new dealer at the Inventory.
Monokuma's bounty item is the Rocket seen in the opening cinematic of Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc.
Some of the new music that can be heard while playing Texas Hold'Em with the cast in the Inventory would be slower jazz remixes of:
The Saints Will Never Come (Left 4 Dead 2)
Midnight Ride (Left 4 Dead 2)
Chocolate Helicopter (Left 4 Dead 2)
101 Credits (Minecraft Story Mode)
Reuben (Minecraft Story Mode)
Pigstep (Minecraft)
Yu-Gi-Oh! Intro (Yu-Gi-Oh! Anime)
I Am Yami Yugi (Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Links)
Title Theme (Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Duel)
Drift (Guilty Gear -Strive-)
Requiem (Guilty Gear -Strive-)
Crawl (Guilty Gear -Strive-)
Right Behind You (Team Fortress 2)
Petite Chou-Fleur (Team Fortress 2)
Faster than a Speeding Bullet (Team Fortress 2)
Mr. Monokuma's Lesson (Danganronpa Trigger Happy Havoc)
Discussion (Danganronpa series)
Debate Scrum (Danganronpa V3)
the bounty items have stuff in other games
I really like your video and agree with most points. But I would have to disagree with Mayonnaise being your choice dealer. While Mayonnaise would be the better dealer, M. Bubbles would probably have better interactions since I feel her personality would be more interesting to see interact with the other players.
Also, M. Bubbles has more potential for a Themed Tournament since you could have her office be the setting and everything in the office be alive and have the characters be freaked out about that.
"If I had a nickel every time a TH-camr with less than 10000 subs made an amazing video about Poker Night at the Inventory, I'd have 3 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened thrice." Jokes aside, this was a fun watch! Imagining Kermit playing alongside Snatcher and ENA alone made me go on a rabbit hole of what they'd talk about! Personally (while there are WAY too many to choose from) here's some picks I'd choose if NOTHING was off the table:
- Skips, Benson, or CJ from Regular Show. Really depends what kind of personality ur looking for, but I think skips is probably the best.
- Coach McGuirk from Home Movies. A bit out there, but with his spontanious and off script nature, I think is personality would fit great!
- Xaiver from Xaiver: Renegade Angel. WAY MORE out there, but I think it'd be hilarious to see his dialogue alongside other characters.
- Dice from Lethal League Blaze. chill dude, would probably be much like Kim from Scott Pilgrim
- One-One from Infinity Train: would probably fit more as a dealer, could even have an unlockable like Poker Night 2 with a train theme!
- Wetzel from Webcomic Just Pancakes. Dumb and crazy wizard chef playing poker, need I say more?
- Dale or Boomhaurer from King of the Hill. again, I think it'd be hilarious to see one of them with alongside what others think of.
- Max from Max and Ruby. Because screw you, I'm the one typing the comment.
- Doc Louis from Punch-Out. He's seen some wacky crap in the ring, I'm sure he could handle some crazy people over cards!
That's all I've got but here's some other characters I've seen thrown around in fan art or other comments I'd see fit really well!
- Charlie from Smiling Friends
- The Doctor from Doctor Who
- C3PO as a dealer
- Sans Undertale
- John Wick
- Chis McClane from Total Drama
- Doom Guy
- Dr. Doofenshmirtz
- Engineer TF2
- Wario
- Russel or 2D from Gorillaz
- Dr. Robotnik
- Monika from DDLC
- Bender
- Jake the Dog
- The main guy from Postal 2
- Garfield from Garfield
- Coach from Left4Dead2
There's probably like 4 more great inclusions I'll think of later, but it's whatever. There's endless possibilities with a game like a Poker Night 3. Of course, It would be a absolute NIGHTMARE to try and make a 3rd game, especially with casts like what I've said and making funny interactions between all of them, but it's fun to theorize, yaknow? Maybe someday someone will make a poker night like game with a bunch of TH-cam/web series characters playing some Texas holdem, idk think that'd be cool. Also, Great video! good editing, funny wording and script, honestly shocked you don't have more subs! Awesome job, and hope to see more vids this great from ya in the future! 👌
GRUNKLE STAN!!!!!!!!!!!
@Construct king ooh yeh thas a good one!
I think a murder party host would be an interesting dealer for a table, or even more of this guys for different tables, for example Black Mesa would feature Cliner or Barney
i’d personally love another ventre bros character to join in on the fun, probably rusty/doc. his personally would get on everybody’s nerves, and he could have stupid fun interactions with the bartender (asking for his infamous doctails). but the possibilities of kermit in poker night??? i never would’ve thought of it, but it’s brilliant lmao
I'd like that. But I'd rather have a villain like a Henchman for Dr. Girlfriend.
Lol I can imagine Augustus St. Cloud as that one unpredictable, annoying player like Claptrap in PN2
Cool! I was thinking that there might have been a Shovel Knight character in the cast because on how many cameos they made in the last 9 years.
I was thinking King Knight and Specter Knight because King of Cards has that card game in it, and there has not really been an idiot character that will get out of the game early, like Strong Bad. Also, I like the idea of Specter Knight being forced to babysit him.
Dream lineup
1.Rick and Morty
2. Coach (LFD2)
3. Randy (South Park)
4. Sgt-Johnson (Halo)
What's your dream lineup internet?
Since every character from the two Poker Night games has their own distinct playing style, I'd like to offer up what I think would be how each of these guys would play the game.
Snatcher: He would by far be the most aggressive. Frequently goes all in on even very weak hands, making it difficult to judge whether he's going all in with a good hand or bluffing.
Kim: The most conservative of the group. She's not against bluffing, but if she bets, chances are it's because she has something *good*.
Kermit: He folds a lot. His playstyle is almost the opposite to Snatcher. Being the smallest one there by far and surrounded by criminals, killers, and the like will do that to you.
Raiden (I know very little about him, but here goes): He likes to see hands through to the end. He prefers calling hands, and very little gets him to fold or go all in.
ENA: Her moves are almost completely random, Similar to Max. It isn't due to a lack of knowledge on how to play the game, but rather due to multiple personalities taking control at different times all with different playstyles.
Doc: I imagine he's sort of a wild card. Maybe his playstyle could change every time a character busts out between the other 5 playstyles so that he's difficult to predict.
Alright. Time for my picks. Here is who I can see coming through:
1. Ballas (Warframe) Yes, I know its a strange pick. But, the dude is a schemer and knows how to play the long game. Dude was able to get the tenno to basically fuckinf DIE, stabbed them through the chest, and WON. He WON the new war, and became the ruler. Just imagine how good at trickery he could be! And, he clearly knows how to play Komi. Not to mention he could reference some of the prime warframe trailers with special dialog. Even have him maybe be capable of sleight of hand and a damn good poker face. Making him a pretty challenging foe.
2. Astolfo (i do not remember much, i dont watch anime.) Femboy. And the VA is apparently really good. Not sure about his personality, but I think he could be pretty funny going up against number 1.
3. Titus (Warhammer 40K Space Marine 1 and 2) Seriously...this is cheesy 90's edge and religious preaching at its finest. A hair trigger that could definitely be set off really hard. Certainly a guy who people would be concerned about should he pull out his chainsword and tear up the table. Wonder what kind of stories cluld be told...
4. Alan Wake (Alan Wake) Come on. Hes a writer who went through a truly horrific story. He could be capable of reading you like a book hes writing. Which would be very terridying and make him quite the problem to go up against in poker. Has a tendency to statt talking to himself and inner monologue rambling.
DLC: Finn & Jake (Adventure Time) always need a funny tag team duo in these! And, it fits with the nostalgia so well! The show grew up with us. It went from funny to slowly becoming more serious, and at times, could become extremely tragic. I can see them having some hilarious conversations with astolfo and titus. And also some rather...raw conversations with ballas.
Feel free to write up some dialog!
If we're saying everything's on the table, I'd go for Deimos from Madness Combat, MadCom has a very specific style of comedy that would bounce off the other characters, being serious enough to contend with characters like Raiden, while being ludicrous enough to tangle with Kim, and of the main characters (Hank, Tricky, Jebus, Deimos, Sanford, Doc, and the Auditor) I think Deimos would be the most natural fit, especially using his voice from Project Nexus, and I could definitely see him handing over an Improbability Drive as a bounty and it being translated into his hat and bandages as a cosmetic for Scout (be honest we've all made comparisons to Deimos and Scout)
Finally someone mentioned Madness Combat.
Any Psychonauts rep would be awesome. Milla could be pretty vibrant and fun, but Loboto could add some kinda bizzare humor.
If not Kim Pine get Wallace Wells, his snark is rivals Kim well.
My ideas for characters:
Geralt from the Witcher, very cut and dry, serious and needing a break from the daily
Heisenberg from Resident Evil 8, would play well off of the others, the joker of the group, often poking fun at others or himself
Dr Hayden from DOOM, acting all serious and in charge, thinking that every decision he makes is the right one. He's probably the one all of them make fun of.
The dealer could be Glados again or maybe even Hal, there could be a joke in there about the two getting into a scuffle for control.
Bounty items could include: One of Geralt's swords, Hesienburg's crystalized statuette, a replica of the BFG, a mini Hal Control unit, etc.
Baxer from Telltale Texas holdem' should be an unlockable character, but only after getting everything else
1. Bigby Wolf
2: Joker
3: John Wick or Star Lord
4: Both Sam & Max as a tag team
Dealer: Keep Glados
Kermit’s now in a mobile dark world battle RPG game so anything’s possible
My roster:
Shadow the hedgehog.
His bounty: a black arms blaster.
Zero from megaman zero.
His bounty: his spare saber.
Link from The Legend of Zelda.
His bounty: the Ocarina of Time.
Puro the latex wolf from Changed.
His bounty: one of his dictionaries.
The dealer would be Mewtwo from Pokémon with his Bounty being a premier ball.
I would agree with Snatcher and Raiden, and perhaps Doc as an actual character rather than a bonus unlockable, but on everybody else? Not so much, to be honest.
As for the fourth actual player, I would suggest one of the heroes from Bloons TD 6, the most likely being Benjamin. He's the one that makes money in-game, so he'd be the most likely to have that amount of money to spend gambling.
For the other dealer, I might actually give this role to Cephalon Ordis from Warframe. He would make an awesome and hilarious announcer, especially when he glitches out and says something unintentionally malefic. "Well done, player, you have-- STRIPPED THESE SUCKERS OF ALL THEIR CASH-- won the tournament!"
Now the big thing. The characters always have conversations with each other, but the player is never involved (unless only one character remains against them), so I would like to suggest a player character. She would still be mute as the unnamed protagonist from the other Poker Night games, but she would at least be seen and would interact with the other players in some ways.
And that would be... Marci! From Dota 2 and DOTA: Dragon's Blood.
Themed Unlockables (at least for franchises I know very well):
Snatcher would have a theme based on his area in AHiT.
Benjamin would have a theme based on the Monkey Village main menu in BTD6.
Ordis would have a theme based on the Tenno Dojos or Relays from Warframe.
Marci would have a theme based on the Helio Imperium from DOTA: Dragon's Blood.
Honestly, I would love to see how John Doe (aka joker) interacted with Raiden, especially if Raiden asked about the alternate endings in Batman season 2.
I feel like Snatcher would have a scene where he screams like Brock
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If i was making the game that's the characters I'll be licensing into the poker night 3!:
Choo-choo (top cats): a felline from the alley's in new york with the gang.. is looking for some paper bills to he make and the inventory is the only way to it..he's pretty good card games and can fool you easily with his expressions.. Having bad cards make a fake good/normal expression, having good cards he does sad/angry expressions. If you bust him out from from the table 10 times his white sweater can be rewarded and you able to wear it in TF2 for scout only. He have a positive personality towards the players!
Gabe (penny arcade comics): gabe.. he's tycho's friend and learned to play texas hold 'em by tycho but still bad in it.. so he'll be the most easiest player to bust out from the game.. Will be having higher chances for having bad cards but medium chances in good hands. Making him win the game accidentally or on purpose 5 times you'll be gaining the tommy gun as buy-in from penny arcade adventures to TF2 for sniper and heavy. Will be having an aggressive personality like tycho.
The conductor (A hat in time): the conductor from a hat in time, he's looking for some cash to help DJ groove make a new good movie.. will be an average poker player with he having higher chances in good cards and medium chances in bad cards.. the player winning the game 7 times in a row the game will reward you with his topwear for TF2 for soldier and spy.. And his old school golden watch as buy-in in TF2 for all classes. Will have a snobbish, comedian and cocky personality towards the players and characters.
Shadow (sonic series): shadow from the sonic series. Wasted his whole rings by some complicated reason.. and now he has some friends that plays poker with him in inventory.. a good player, sometimes having lucky in hard mode but playing dumb in easy mode. Can have higher chances for good cards and lower chances in bad cards. Beating him 30 times in one on one will be rewarding you his shoes in TF2 for soldier and scout. For buy-in a tec-9 aka the scavenger. Have an aggressive but calm personality towards the poker players.
Does anyone have any good ideas featuring dialogues and interactions between the players and characters that was listed in the video? I really wanna hear some since I can't think of shit ;-;
For my personal ideas.
- Iscream (Chikn Nuggit)
- A character from Aqua Teen Hunger Force (i.e. Shake, Frylock)
- Big Jack Horner and the Ethical Bug (Puss in Boots: The Last Wish)
- SMG4 (Glitch Productions)
My god Mayonnaise giving a bunch of non-sequiturs about what they're doing here would be too funny
Would be silly if Raiden's elimination scene featured him glowing red for a moment before storming off, similarly to that one scene in MGR where he nearly goes Ripper mode when Bladewolf refuses to give him paw.