Asmongold Reacts to The Most Pathetic Alpha Male | by Philion

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  • Asmongold Reacts to the biggest ALPHA MALE, the most MANLY Gigachad who will turn us soft BOYS into real MEN. Watching Andrew Tate for just 3 minutes will raise your testosterone by 800% and teach you the SIGMA male body language to pull EVERY GIRL in the observable universe.
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  • @MrHastygamer
    @MrHastygamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4569

    "Women believe everything they see online"
    now sign up to my course that will make you an alpha male.

    • @amanda2391
      @amanda2391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      "Women don't understand taxes" - Asmon at 37:35 ish :D

    • @silentwitness536
      @silentwitness536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@amanda2391 Its actually true. You women signed up for the vote, which then enabled govt to tax you dummies. For centuries before that, you women could earn money tax free. So yeah, you dont understand tax.

    • @amanda2391
      @amanda2391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      @@silentwitness536 I mean I'm not american and I'm like barely 20 so idk what the fuck everyone else voted for. Anyways yeah, Idk what taxes are. Schools don't teach that properly.

    • @silentwitness536
      @silentwitness536 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@amanda2391 When you work , you pay taxes. You knew that already. Before women got the vote, women paid no taxes. So getting the vote was the beginning of govt oppression for women.

    • @FarikoWishless
      @FarikoWishless 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      @@silentwitness536 You can't say you women don't understand taxes when this was literally not in our Generation. Realistically most people don't even know how to or why they're doing taxes and their parents parents weren't taught just told to seek help after getting older.

  • @massam9343
    @massam9343 ปีที่แล้ว +3185

    Andrew Tate is the embodiment of the talk shows you'd hear on the car radios in GTA5

    • @dnlsiri
      @dnlsiri ปีที่แล้ว +163

      We should make a petition to include him in the gta6 radio❤

    • @iamanzio
      @iamanzio ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lmfaoooo this

    • @_Grubby
      @_Grubby ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂

    • @lucasjasondl
      @lucasjasondl ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Perfect analogy

    • @TheDwarburton
      @TheDwarburton 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      ​@@tonis6347I guarantee gta 6 is lgbt friendly full of cringe humour and extremely boring to play. Just you wait

  • @marcusfenske2284
    @marcusfenske2284 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +384

    We are watching a Dude watch a dude who is watching another dude... Three levels of emotions and hair to hairless dudes.

    • @iamthedevilsadvocate
      @iamthedevilsadvocate 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      And IM a dude 🤯🤯

    • @evilparadigm
      @evilparadigm 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@iamthedevilsadvocate I'm a dude making a comment response to a dude, to a dude, making a comment to a dude watching a dude who is watching another dude.

    • @maniacvision2867
      @maniacvision2867 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Andrew chooses to shave his head bald.... It's a personal choice. A lot of men shave their heads, and it makes them feel stronger, and powerful, and they aren't wrong. Look at David Goggins. Why do men in the military get their heads shaven? That's one of the first things that happens before you go to boot camp.

    • @evilparadigm
      @evilparadigm 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@maniacvision2867 Head shaving in the military is hardly about empowerment. Hair gets caught in things like helmet straps and gas masks. Hair can be grabbed and used to control a target in a fight. Shaving everyone's head also prevents people from having individual hair styles, promoting unity.

    • @carlosdgutierrez6570
      @carlosdgutierrez6570 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@maniacvision2867 exactly for the opposite effect that you believe.
      The military shaved your head and suppress any sign of individuality and imposes uniformity to make you just another disposable gear in the war machine that can be thrown away if needed and will obey orders without thinking about it.
      But yeah, they shave all recruits in order to erase their individuality and strip them from any values or ideas as individuals which can enter in conflict with the overall values of the armed forces and the orders of higher ups.
      And the marine corps are the worst, they go as far as promoting a cult like culture where the individual is nullified to such extreme that they would ridicule themselves before allowing the corps to be ridiculed. They admit it openly, just search "marine corps is a cult" and recruiters, drill sergeants, etc., openly admit it being a cult, it is explicitly stated in the oaths of the drill sergeants.

  • @twistedvtuber9894
    @twistedvtuber9894 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +564

    That "they arent allowed out" moment aged so beautifully its amazing

    • @JuT11
      @JuT11 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      And so did the "women can't do taxes" part

    • @theredscourge
      @theredscourge 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I imagine they're allowed out, but it's one if those "but then we're through" situations.

    • @FranciscoPereira-tc2rk
      @FranciscoPereira-tc2rk 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      It did aged beautifully, they can finaly fly around in their jet , they are almost exonerated

    • @knightofcydonia1192
      @knightofcydonia1192 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      @@FranciscoPereira-tc2rk You one of his little simp boys?

    • @yggreuyri5822
      @yggreuyri5822 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @knightofcydonia1192 mad weeb? it's time to grow up and be a man

  • @asterodon
    @asterodon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2746

    Andrew Tate: "I don't need bitches making me money."
    Has a business where women make him money

    • @dillonbacon4818
      @dillonbacon4818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      He does it anyway, he doesn’t need to

    • @TheGoatLocker
      @TheGoatLocker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Edit* He is obviously trolling, for every 1 Tate there are 10 women saying the same shit in reverse. So Tate has stepped up and become the male version lol

    • @demoninveins
      @demoninveins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      @@TheGoatLocker While scamming incels for cash. I'm sure it's just a joke.

    • @curtana373
      @curtana373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      had... do your research he makes more nowadays without women

    • @tobyanderson5360
      @tobyanderson5360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@TheGoatLocker yep. Its funny how people are so dumb and cant see it. they take him seriously when hes trolling everyone. Some stuff he says is true

  • @that1nukid
    @that1nukid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3515

    "Waste no more time arguing what a good man should be. Be one." - Marcus Aurelius

    • @HewyHikes
      @HewyHikes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @pogutoo can you reword this in a way where other people can understand?

    • @pumkinhead24
      @pumkinhead24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      No one has an fucking clue what makes a good man

    • @austincrouch2019
      @austincrouch2019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@pumkinhead24 i don’t agree, morals are instilled by society, we all know it’s wrong to prey on the weak, thus it’s frowned on by most virtuous men. Not everyone will be a good person but everyone knows what it takes to be a good person.

    • @vandalg282
      @vandalg282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Right, and Tate is....a 4x world kickboxing champ, millionaire with a chess ELO of 1800...he's definitely the above average male. Also, Marcus Aurelius was not above his own teachings, in fact, he had a bit of an ego, and people knew about it. Also Tate isn't arguing about being a good man, he's displaying what it takes to be the very best.

    • @HdotKayy
      @HdotKayy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @pogutoo I mean misspelling hypocritical is probably a good sign that the books teachings went over your head

  • @jaimelapolitique349
    @jaimelapolitique349 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

    Tate: 'Women should just be standing around like pretty things, and left to their vapid talks'
    Also Tate: stands around trying to be pretty, spewing vapid content
    The irony

    • @arminosas
      @arminosas 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I hear most of that is just being a troll, like it's part of the joke

    • @francovillaa
      @francovillaa 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@arminosasis like humor was recently created and this people just learned about it

    • @ukps9632
      @ukps9632 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's literally trying to save the free world

    • @arminosas
      @arminosas 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@francovillaaYes

  • @benfaunce7496
    @benfaunce7496 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    Pretending there is no nuance in relationships and infidelity is such an interesting psycological manifestation of being butt hurt to one's own actions. It shows how capable people are to rage against those they've wronged in a useless attempt to avoid the guilt that plagues them or to rage at the trauma of being hurt. Goes along with the overcompensation for insecurity.

    • @TheZhenya19
      @TheZhenya19 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      love your comment man

  • @Odysseus123
    @Odysseus123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2622

    LOL Can't believe Asmon is watching Tate. He's going to have react content for years.

    • @chrischris7335
      @chrischris7335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I mean if Asmon saw the YMH podcast he did he would understand this guy 100%

    • @mkh29mail
      @mkh29mail 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@chrischris7335 what do you mean by "understand"?

    • @deeznutz8320
      @deeznutz8320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@chrischris7335 No he would not look at their lifestyles

    • @joshanonline
      @joshanonline 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@chrischris7335 Asmon doesn't care about understanding anything, he just want reaction content and give his opinion to his unopinionated-starving fans.

    • @sk8ermGs
      @sk8ermGs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The guys cringe

  • @Celari
    @Celari 2 ปีที่แล้ว +903

    After training martial arts for several years. You know what's the best tip we learned? It was in fact lesson #1. Run if you can. You're here staying fit, and have a strong body. Odds are you run way faster than this other guy on drugs. So just run. If you can't, then we'll give you the tools to survive.

    • @smokeythebeast8288
      @smokeythebeast8288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      I'm with you. I am ex-military and have trained Muay Thai for 24 years or so, I also teach children's self defense. But first thing we teach is analyze the situation and your surroundings and first things first find a way to safely Escape or Defuse The Situation. If none of that is possible then self-defense is your final option. But I will say I've been in a situation where running would have been impossible and the skills I have learned saved mine and my buddy's life. So in my opinion a form of martial arts and self-defense is must have knowledge for every human on the planet

    • @Celari
      @Celari 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@smokeythebeast8288 to quote my sifu "First offer him a beer, a taxi home on your bill, give him compliments, compliment his mom..no wait, not that one..and if that doesn’t work, look for a escape, then be ready to defend yourself. If it’s you or him we’re going to make sure it’s him lying on the ground with his knee the other way, and if you’re nice you call an ambulance when you’re two blocks away and say you found a guy lying on the ground"

    • @gunterthekaiser6190
      @gunterthekaiser6190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@Celari especially if the guy has a a weapon like a knife or a firearm. Ain't no martial art that can save you from those.

    • @Celari
      @Celari 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@gunterthekaiser6190 well. If you train long enough and reach higher grades of a martial art you learn to handle a knife. But by handle I mean, yes you disarm the person and you will survive, but you will get cut, possibly pretty bad, but the training might save you from lethal wounds. Having any other mindset than that is naive thinking. Knives are dangerous.

    • @genogrinberg6014
      @genogrinberg6014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You know he was a cage fighter right? Only reason I have respect for him. You can train martial arts but this dude had the balls to enter a cage and fight another man at a young age with a audience watching.
      You can say all his alpha male nonsense is garbage but at the end of the day he can and will kick you in the face if he wanted.

  • @gldylks777
    @gldylks777 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

    This guy watched every moistcritkal video and then copied how he talks and puts metaphor punchlines at the end of his sentences

    • @TheGnarsk1
      @TheGnarsk1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      💯

    • @MarcoPolo39046
      @MarcoPolo39046 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Fax

    • @LowKickMT
      @LowKickMT หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      which guy philion? asmon? tate?

    • @gldylks777
      @gldylks777 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@LowKickMT the narrator of the video (creator)

    • @gldylks777
      @gldylks777 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@LowKickMT not asmond the creator of the video he's reacting to

  • @acethefiredragon8525
    @acethefiredragon8525 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    What he says about street fights and getting jumped. Bruh Joe Rogan told people to run the fuck away if shit like that happens. And this guys gonna activate his main protagonists syndrome to neutralize the threat?

  • @MarcCastellsBallesta
    @MarcCastellsBallesta ปีที่แล้ว +2423

    Somewhere there's a woman called Claire who freed herself from this idiot.
    Congratulations, Claire.

    • @Kevin-be8nj
      @Kevin-be8nj ปีที่แล้ว +65

      You spelled Izzy wrong

    • @healingandgrowingwithkayle4587
      @healingandgrowingwithkayle4587 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hahahahaha I love this comment

    • @karma-616
      @karma-616 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Good job Claire escaping after Tate kidnapped you

    • @RuiLuz
      @RuiLuz ปีที่แล้ว +32

      And I bet she is still taking multiple showers atm.

    • @LiveWatched
      @LiveWatched ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Congratulations, Tate.

  • @colinchildress1251
    @colinchildress1251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    "I feel like NFTs are astrology for men" is the best phrase I've ever heard.

    • @Misora7303
      @Misora7303 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The thing is that NFT probably makes You loose more money XD

    • @KT-pv3kl
      @KT-pv3kl ปีที่แล้ว

      Nfts are more akin to tulip bulbs during the dutch tulip bubble. Astrology on the other hand is not just a simple scam combined with a mainstream fad its grade A pseudoscience peddled to people who have not a single clue what actual science is and are gullible and ignorant enough to fall for confirmation bias and other psychological Tricks.

    • @Gift0r
      @Gift0r ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes, and I will steal that line.
      And make an NFT of it.

    • @tosehoed123
      @tosehoed123 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Gift0r great idea 😂

    • @josephcroeniangamer3727
      @josephcroeniangamer3727 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like it but whit evolutionist psycology

  • @TheD419
    @TheD419 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Asmold I started watching your D4 content and now I'm here. Love the channel man mad at myself for only now discovering your page but I'm here now. 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

  • @kencookson8088
    @kencookson8088 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    when you are willing to do something good even if there is no hope it would work, no witness to know you did it, and no reward for having done it, then you are a
    good man

    • @thenonsequitur
      @thenonsequitur 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      If you know that something has no hope of working but you attempt it anyway, that makes you an idiot, not a good person.

    • @davitfarmanyan8758
      @davitfarmanyan8758 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      100% agree. Every advice on social media is secretly taunting men of this sort by simply showing off the enactment of their advices via YT or other social media

    • @Yes-cj6pw
      @Yes-cj6pw 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That's a little bit dumb though. Why waste your time doing something you know beforehand won't work??

  • @soulsimplistic
    @soulsimplistic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Hearing Asmond say "Yaaaas Sis, Yaaaas Queen" was on my bucket list. *checks that one off!

    • @dr3armer
      @dr3armer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      For real 😂

  • @evanpage2540
    @evanpage2540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +876

    I guess this is where we end up when people watch reality television unironically

    • @user-kt4wz1fr4y
      @user-kt4wz1fr4y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Que Coo what women?

    • @user-kt4wz1fr4y
      @user-kt4wz1fr4y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @Que Coo i am a woman, tf are you talking about

    • @earthphoenix7068
      @earthphoenix7068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@user-kt4wz1fr4y why do you have a fake russian name tho? Are you western?

    • @user-kt4wz1fr4y
      @user-kt4wz1fr4y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @Que Coo im just surprised that there are still people who believe this, its like saying that most women believe in astrology

    • @user-kt4wz1fr4y
      @user-kt4wz1fr4y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@earthphoenix7068 no im not, my first language is russian

  • @RuebenChan1
    @RuebenChan1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +112

    “Being with two women at the same time equates to putting up with twice the BS.” Is based af😂

    • @Hotecce1
      @Hotecce1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      what do you mean, Based af?

    • @kaete_7
      @kaete_7 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Hotecce1 based means that they agree with the statement....its a slang

    • @VoldoronGaming
      @VoldoronGaming 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@kaete_7 It is more than just agreeing with it.

    • @kaete_7
      @kaete_7 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@VoldoronGaming yeah but thats a simple explanation yk
      idk how else to explain

    • @chronometer9931
      @chronometer9931 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@kaete_7 It's too simple though, if you do that then it waters down what it means, because most people won't actually know what it means...

  • @qbeck11
    @qbeck11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love that Asmon reacts to the ad reads too. amazing commentary

  • @andrewmeyer3599
    @andrewmeyer3599 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    He is staring so intensely at the camera that you know he 100% is "looking" at the chick who dumped him

  • @cogsworther1639
    @cogsworther1639 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    Asmongold's analysis of someone who was overly romantic and then, when it hurt them, overcompensated way too hard in the other direction really rings true for me. I've seen this happen to lots of people in my life. They're a little too naive, their relationship then goes sour, and then they fall down a rabbit hole of some wacky hogwash like this. Fortunately, I saw them all bounce back as they continued to mature. Still, I hope nobody ends up really hurting themselves with this stuff

    • @sampreece3900
      @sampreece3900 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea, well, we live in a dystopian society full of lies and propaganda, so...Who really cares about all that. Time to wake up, Neo's.

    • @tosehoed123
      @tosehoed123 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Or hurting someone else

    • @yasoru
      @yasoru ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yep, it was definitely true for me. My first experience crushed me and had me overcompensating completely in the other direction. I was literally on the path to Andrew Tate. In my 2nd experience I actually got my romantic interest to pay more attention to me than the 1st ever did by acting like a jerk and I was beginning to believe this is how I needed to be in order to keep my romantic interest actually interested in me. But she eventually began to mirror my behavior and we became toxic to each other and the relationship fell apart and that taught me to find the balance on the spectrum.
      I actually think Tate's life is truly tragic because he never got to find the balance from my 2nd experience and continued overcompensating becoming more hateful and jaded towards life. But because he's gaining money, attention, and affection by acting this way he continues to believe that this is the truth in how males need to act in life.

    • @Alex_Munoz5
      @Alex_Munoz5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Unfortunately a lot of people are hurting themselves by having this clown as a reference

    • @fatmilf1498
      @fatmilf1498 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only by experiencing both extremes can one find balance…let it be lads

  • @clyse88
    @clyse88 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I made a gym shirt that said in a world of wolfs I am the sheep. Cuz every dude there has a wolf shirt lol

    • @chronometer9931
      @chronometer9931 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sounds super lame man

    • @user-tn4rx8pc3p
      @user-tn4rx8pc3p หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yea thats even more lame than the lame ass wolf shirts

  • @anthonyvdm796
    @anthonyvdm796 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The Dalmatian laughing in the background made me laugh so hard. It doesn't fit at all with what he is saying lol.

  • @ADM598
    @ADM598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    If Asmon ever sees Tate's interview on Your Mom's House he might laugh himself into the hospital.

    • @TheRealJonster
      @TheRealJonster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I fucking loved that one! People give Tate so much shit, but he is genuinely hillarious

    • @DefferJohn
      @DefferJohn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I was about to write that! It was fucking funny man! 😄😂

    • @Sidkain
      @Sidkain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Keep featherin' it brother

    • @ADM598
      @ADM598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Sidkain Gotta get it going Bud!

    • @kiljaeden5405
      @kiljaeden5405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tatespeech clips are exaggeration, Ymh is where the humor and truth at the right amount

  • @henrikaugustsson4041
    @henrikaugustsson4041 ปีที่แล้ว +749

    She can’t meet someone who treats her right if she’s not allowed to go outside without you.

    • @free_icecream76
      @free_icecream76 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Her body count was over 100 before she met him.

    • @ohmygodbecky6829
      @ohmygodbecky6829 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@free_icecream76 what does that have to do with anything

    • @beefybeast4934
      @beefybeast4934 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@ohmygodbecky6829 Nobody wants to ride the neighborhood bicycle

    • @jpbde88
      @jpbde88 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@beefybeast4934 then don’t ? Idk why that argument would be valid to lock your partner up.

    • @beefybeast4934
      @beefybeast4934 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@jpbde88 It has nothing to do with locking your partner up, they were asking why body count matters

  • @lllucasm
    @lllucasm 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    gotta love the sudden British accent that comes out of him and goes away randomly

  • @DTSDIGITAL
    @DTSDIGITAL ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Asmongold. The man with the most articulate eyebrows on the platform. Big love

  • @woof1725
    @woof1725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "There is no counter point to thinking women should not leave the house" had me on my knees

    • @Tetrathegod
      @Tetrathegod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i mean he is not talking for a girl like sister or gf or w.e ... guy has a bunch of webcam girls so he is just not letting them go out cuz he wants to control them .. big companies do the same btw ITS LEGIT THE SAME haha

    • @regalcatnetwork8068
      @regalcatnetwork8068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Alboo333 Yes it’s illegal legal but he’s not doing that, neither is other companies, because if you leave your job, you’re fired. He’s not keeping them there physically. dude has multiple other sources of income, if a woman decides she doesn’t want to work with him then he doesn’t care! He lets her leave

    • @jkfd97
      @jkfd97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If they don't like it, then they don't need to sign up for it... but they do it, in their hundreds. So, just exactly what are you saying? That women are too vulnerable to be out and about picking their own partners because of men like this? _Think_ carefully about your answer, don't answer with what you _feel_ is right.

    • @biscuitman5388
      @biscuitman5388 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think y’all need to watch his debate that Adin Ross setup with XQC which was horrible from X’s part because all X did was ramble and never answered questions, but Tates is interesting to hear, he gives plenty of valid reason for some of his views for his level of status, debunks and clarified anything based on being called “sexist” etc. the dude just lives in the real world and is discovered by the degen idiots that is the mass internet.

    • @sameleiren1233
      @sameleiren1233 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Alboo333 becuase their value is affected by their body count???

  • @lizd2943
    @lizd2943 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    If your man is cheating it's because he's not enough of a man to end things honestly.

    • @patrickbarnes9874
      @patrickbarnes9874 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Not really. That's a human thing, not a man thing.

    • @lizd2943
      @lizd2943 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      @@patrickbarnes9874 We're talking about men here. If your woman cheats on you it's because she's not enough of a woman to end things honestly.

    • @TheMissiIe
      @TheMissiIe ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@patrickbarnes9874 .

    • @jonathanpatterson4536
      @jonathanpatterson4536 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And if a woman cheats which is often she was just using you

    • @joshwalton25
      @joshwalton25 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's a maturity thing

  • @brendanfolmar3237
    @brendanfolmar3237 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    this dude clearly watches a lot of Moist critical lol

    • @FergusonFiller
      @FergusonFiller 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      yeah and he’s not even remotely funny unlike moist

    • @sap9255
      @sap9255 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@FergusonFiller atleast he has money unlike u

    • @StrawHatPirates56
      @StrawHatPirates56 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      im glad im not the only one who noticed, he talks the exact same. the only difference is the amount of energy

    • @chronometer9931
      @chronometer9931 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@StrawHatPirates56 He's cringe AF though, he may copy the moist style, but he's pretty much all the insults he gives others...

    • @chronometer9931
      @chronometer9931 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@sap9255 Nobody cares that he has money, we do care that he's not funny and he's cringe... Get over it...

  • @LegendaryZody
    @LegendaryZody ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Philion sounds so much like a mix between Chris Ray Gun and Charlie from Penguinz0 channel and I love it.

  • @samantham2204
    @samantham2204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    “It’s the worst when my friends aren’t combat ready.” 😂😂 I died.

    • @tobiaseckert5010
      @tobiaseckert5010 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too 😃

    • @tonig4741
      @tonig4741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know we can be friends now I ran out and bought full body armour

    • @viodesa3
      @viodesa3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@nomad3976 Let's see what you look like. Lol guy is a legit kickboxer. Sounds like ol Tate struck a nerve with you.

    • @samantham2204
      @samantham2204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tonig4741 dope! We ride at dawn 🔪🔫

    • @hakobo2744
      @hakobo2744 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nomad3976 yeah alright bud 😂 like to see how you look

  • @Mr_Vorland
    @Mr_Vorland 2 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    This man's accent confounds me. He attacks his "R"'s like a midwesterner, but lengthens his "O"'s like an English Chav.

    • @darklight8338
      @darklight8338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      He grew up in both America and the UK

    • @sk8ermGs
      @sk8ermGs 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah what a prick as well

    • @Clint_Beastwood87
      @Clint_Beastwood87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hes romanian i think.

    • @MegaVidFan1
      @MegaVidFan1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And one time he said."about" like the British, but then immediately switches back to American. It's like he was born in Ohio, moved to California, and then finished high school and college in London

    • @darklight8338
      @darklight8338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MegaVidFan1 *Luton

  • @shaggy2Djr
    @shaggy2Djr 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Am i the only who though asmond was watching a charlie(moist critikal) video before looking at rhe guy, he sounds exactly like charlie

  • @Immutablecrypto
    @Immutablecrypto 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You are very intuitive buddy...And you make me lmfao. Good stuff!

  • @TheHighrailer
    @TheHighrailer ปีที่แล้ว +383

    "They're not allowed out"
    That didn't age well.

    • @abadenoughdude300
      @abadenoughdude300 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Now to enhance his knowledge of this tactic he's going to practice not being allowed out himself lol

    • @music79075
      @music79075 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@abadenoughdude300its all a part of his 14 step plan. If you subscribe and become a G then you will be able to know

    • @DaveH82
      @DaveH82 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Claire just wanted to start a business so she could leave the house.

    • @49Alin
      @49Alin 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In the west but in the middle east we'll .

    • @GRedb
      @GRedb 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      how? since they were literally shown they were allowed out from the cctv cameras when the case started

  • @melissimo.
    @melissimo. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Sorry but my boyfriend ..doesn't have the most hair, isn't really in shape and makes less money than me yet I love him more than anything. We don't all want the same things. 14 years strong! 💪❤️

    • @gamma2816
      @gamma2816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If this is real... You single handedly just gave me so much motivation you can't even understand. I kinda went down a rabbit hole a few years back and it ruined me, then the relationships that followed made it worse, perhaps it was just me getting attracted to that kind of woman to validate my warped view without realising. Oh well, nowadays I'm a lot happier as I made it out long ago and cringy as it sounds I went on a "spiritual journey" to find myself again as this depressing world view of women really messed me up to the point of needing therapy. I gave up on relationships after I got out of therapy as I thought, "The pill philosophies being real or not is irrelevant, I keep getting hurt as I attract the wrong type of person so I have to give up dating as it only serves to hurt me it seems because of myself." So I've been on a long LONG break of just being at max very surface level and casual with girls. After reading that comment though... I'm... Thinking about opening up and being vulnerable with a girl again... It's been years but... Idk something about this comment just got to me and I'll take it as a sign. Either way it goes I feel ready somehow... Hope this is it.
      Anyway, thank you, no truly.

    • @ahhshytson
      @ahhshytson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and that is very very rare, good luck out there men if you're expecting to find this.

    • @5ashll303
      @5ashll303 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well if you two love each other, that’s great! Don’t let any idiot tell you you shouldn’t

  • @andrewburke3470
    @andrewburke3470 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    I'm watching a guy that's watching a guy that's watching a guy, and now you're watching my comment!

    • @siccens6168
      @siccens6168 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂

    • @michelecastellotti9172
      @michelecastellotti9172 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A guy that is watching a guy that is watching a boiled egg.

  • @ryleehagen5543
    @ryleehagen5543 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Ok but why is this guy budget Charly?

  • @kidmertz63
    @kidmertz63 2 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    Seeing Asmon look directly into the camera and through my soul was an awe-inspiring moment

  • @catsrcool1106
    @catsrcool1106 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    My aunt has run her own flower shop for years and it’s extremely successful. Not only that she’s an accountant that does pretty much our whole family’s taxes for free since she doesn’t need the money. This idea that women don’t understand business or taxes is completely absurd.
    Edit: Idk why there’s a whole ass debate going on down their. I said women can understand business and taxes. I thought that wasn’t controversial.

    • @JaredConnell
      @JaredConnell ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Of course it is. Most men who run small businesses have their wives do the books while they take care of the other half of the business.

    • @catsrcool1106
      @catsrcool1106 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@JaredConnell no she runs the whole thing herself.

    • @RampidWarthogStudios
      @RampidWarthogStudios ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@JaredConnell bruh. No way you tried that.

    • @leonstrand329
      @leonstrand329 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@RampidWarthogStudios what part of his comment do you have a problem with?

    • @RampidWarthogStudios
      @RampidWarthogStudios ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@leonstrand329 you serious? He’s trying to play it off like it wouldn’t be successful without a man. Just Assuming that is a bit weird.

  • @KevinWM2
    @KevinWM2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This is the most hilarious video I've seen in ages.

  • @neogalford
    @neogalford ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Turns out that's not his bald head, it's his smooth brain sticking out.

  • @xXESproductionsXx
    @xXESproductionsXx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    It scares me that people see these videos and thinks 'this guy is genius! I'm buying his stuff'. Legitimately scares me

    • @moeleicster2737
      @moeleicster2737 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      don't be scared homie

    • @barrontrump3943
      @barrontrump3943 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And yet you are hopeless in your own love life

    • @xXESproductionsXx
      @xXESproductionsXx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@barrontrump3943 nope. I'm married

  • @Argumemnon
    @Argumemnon ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "If you can convince stupid people that they're smart, they'll give you all of their money"
    Gospel, my man.

  • @IceMoonie
    @IceMoonie หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This guy (not Asmon's) only bothers me because he meticulously copies Charlie's cadence of talking and commentary.

  • @wavytiger1
    @wavytiger1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    We are watching a guy watching a guy watching a guy... I'm out

    • @woody1647
      @woody1647 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Funniest TH-cam comment ever

  • @ChibiQilin
    @ChibiQilin ปีที่แล้ว +155

    The way he blames women who get cheated on reminds me of women who blame men when they get cheated on. "You're not satisfying her enough", "you don't make the kind of money she deserves" etc.

    • @polybius9089
      @polybius9089 ปีที่แล้ว

      But it's true, isn't it? I mean some people are just whores by nature, meaning that they just can't "settle for one person". But a lot of the times (most of the times) they cheat because they don't feel attracted to their partner anymore - because they got too lazy and/or too comfortable. It's a tough pill to swallow but it's the truth regardless.

    • @MrZZsharka
      @MrZZsharka ปีที่แล้ว

      Ironically Tait said the same thing about men she she cheats on a man.

    • @darthwolfius7746
      @darthwolfius7746 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah in a few words this Tits guy just have some "traumas" from past relationships most probably so now is copying everything he hears online and regurgitate them so he seems smart and edgy and "alpha male", when he is nothing more but a human trafficker.
      And the dude commenting him is like but in the mirror.
      I appreciate Asmongold for being impartial.

    • @itsjustaname777
      @itsjustaname777 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      except when they do say that no one mocks them...society agrees. If Tate were female this video would be promoted everywhere with endless praise.

    • @jacobnash9755
      @jacobnash9755 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah and why blame someone for drinking poison when they know it's poison?

  • @vasath364
    @vasath364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    This dude: *walks into a woman-owned salon*
    Also this dude: "Do you guys not have fire extinguishers??"

    • @artemkoropotkin3047
      @artemkoropotkin3047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      But they have phones.

    • @thisulwickramarachchi2380
      @thisulwickramarachchi2380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I didn't get it... wdym

    • @Brandon11746
      @Brandon11746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmao

    • @foilhattiest1
      @foilhattiest1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@artemkoropotkin3047 Beating a fire to death with a phone is TIGHT!

    • @artemkoropotkin3047
      @artemkoropotkin3047 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@foilhattiest1 Hey, women can be pretty crafty. If it's just her, a fire and her phone then you better believe that fires being put out.
      Ow and Diablo immortal references about phones are fun. All hail the red shirt guy.

  • @IsoyaKei
    @IsoyaKei ปีที่แล้ว +4

    that manscaped segway was smoother than his balls

  • @dcgaming6898
    @dcgaming6898 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    bro Jason Samoa from Teemu trying too hard to sound like Charlie(penguinz0)

  • @jxetv5049
    @jxetv5049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    After watching Cobra Tate, I am now 890% more likely to get laid.

    • @billylion3073
      @billylion3073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      800% value buy now

    • @billylion3073
      @billylion3073 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Que Coo EIGHT HUNDRED PERCENT VALUE!!! if you order in the next 5 mins you get two COUNT IT! 2 bonus hoes

    • @sardoniclaugh9646
      @sardoniclaugh9646 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Que Coo That is true. But not because you're a millionaire. Well some will but others will just be attracted by the confidence. Women like confidence. A lot. Thing is confidence can't be faked, women smell it immediately if you're full of shit. The cool thing about becoming rich is you tend to become genuinely confident after a while. What makes you confident? Funny enough it's the ass kissing. Once you become rich you'll immediately attract a bunch of grade A ass kissing leeches. They are loathsome human beings but they do provide a invaluable service. You don't need to repeat in the mirror "I'm cool, I'm the greatest. I can do anything" the ass kissers will do it for you 24/7. And it's going to be a million times more effective coming from other people, even if you know they only do it to get some money from you.

    • @jeminatorjemalem1272
      @jeminatorjemalem1272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      890% more likely of 0 is still 0 my guy

    • @seraphcreed840
      @seraphcreed840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *laid out.

  • @TheDeathSinger
    @TheDeathSinger ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "they're not allowed out" well we all know what that means now.

  • @kashhlift6702
    @kashhlift6702 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    😂😂 “what’s better than an ice cream sandwich” my answer? An ice cream cone 😂

  • @Xantiem
    @Xantiem 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "it's me not you" - love you asmon, I was about to check notis

  • @MrMotastic
    @MrMotastic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    A crossover I'd never thought could happen.

    • @bryxer7v7
      @bryxer7v7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bro your profile pic is lit🔥

    • @nolabets3130
      @nolabets3130 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's hilarious, asmond the ultimate neckbeard wow no lifer dunking on tate, it's alot to handle 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lu1zh16
      @lu1zh16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Beta male reacts to alpha male

    • @namanhlehoang9999
      @namanhlehoang9999 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lu1zh16 Who is beta? Who is alpha? Just curious.

  • @notreallyablessing7536
    @notreallyablessing7536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    There are tons of women who sound exactly like Tate

    • @paintspot1509
      @paintspot1509 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Great logic... everybody else is stupid so I should try and beat them at being dumb.

    • @LoLFilmStudios
      @LoLFilmStudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes that’s correct. I’m not a hater though, I just don’t watch his content.

    • @shinon748
      @shinon748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lots of broken people who don't get the help they need. So they turn to making hate into their only defining personality trait. These people are hurting and this is the only way they know to outlet. Destructive as it is...

    • @danidan2174
      @danidan2174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@shinon748 but its ok for women to do that, thats what im having problem with, amber heard still hasnt paid 15 million that she owed depp for domestic violence case and nobody gives a shit, let that sink in

    • @shinon748
      @shinon748 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danidan2174 "lots of broken people" keyword is "people" are women not people? Fuck dude. Actually read before going off, wHaT aBoUt WoMeN!!!!

  • @ratlungworm7035
    @ratlungworm7035 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Late to the party, no fan of Tate, but DryCr1tikal calling someone cookie-cutter is the funniest take here.

  • @icecold3366
    @icecold3366 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Watched this just now and when the promotion manscaped came up I cracked so hard LOL

  • @Binyamin.Tsadik
    @Binyamin.Tsadik ปีที่แล้ว +96

    You hit the nail on the head, it's a control problem with him.
    I'm sure that the pattern with him is that he gets too controlling with his women and they lash out because they are human and need freedom.

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Guy can't even seem to control what accent he has.

    • @WrektSK
      @WrektSK ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@CruelestChris Surprised not a lot of people seem to notice this, but yeah his accents are all over the place

    • @OldManArmStrength
      @OldManArmStrength ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@WrektSK Is that a part of the scam too?

  • @jimzmudgway469
    @jimzmudgway469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    As Asmon said before, No-one likes a person who breaks character. Take everything someone that has been punched in the head multiple times with a grain of salt though.

    • @williambuchko5797
      @williambuchko5797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Yeah other than the fact he's a multi millionaire and he became that AFTER fighting but yes please keep being a clown

    • @illidan2425
      @illidan2425 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@williambuchko5797 you seem like one of the incels who actually believes all this bullshit Tate is spouting.

    • @KK-bm4mf
      @KK-bm4mf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      After reading your second sentence, I feel like I've been punched in the head multiple times

    • @tylerasweet
      @tylerasweet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t really get that vibe from this dude

    • @rustybungle
      @rustybungle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@tylerasweet He's grifting dudes with that mentality essentially isn't he?

  • @alessandroponte1270
    @alessandroponte1270 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "they need digital dads to tell them if they are good or bad boys" is one of the most clever takes on social psychology I ever heard.

  • @dasnomaden
    @dasnomaden 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    There is something comical about a guy who flaunts his muscles, flaunts his guns, surrounds himself with tough guys and squats behind guarded walls and is still always looking over his shoulder, while lecturing desperate fools on how to be tough and successful.

  • @desfefe
    @desfefe ปีที่แล้ว +468

    You hit the nail when you mentioned about loads of lost people without Dads. Lack of father figures is disturbing in this modern generation

    • @northwestclasspnw7974
      @northwestclasspnw7974 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Men dropping the ball as of late on the dad side

    • @thesentientone2601
      @thesentientone2601 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lack of father figures is not the problem bro. The problem is radicalization online and/or irl. Saying this is homophobic towards lesbians and straight up false. Plus, what does a father provide to a family that a mother can't, and vice versa.

    • @leonmuller8475
      @leonmuller8475 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@thesentientone2601 „Saying this is homophobic towards lesbians and straight up false“
      Then why are people who grow up without a father statistically more extreme in their views about men? (Most often they end up hating all men)

    • @chrisjeaaalbertos3802
      @chrisjeaaalbertos3802 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@leonmuller8475 That is not even close to being true. Kids growing up with a single parent are having a tough time though. The more parents, the better. The gender of those parents is completely irrelevant

    • @leonmuller8475
      @leonmuller8475 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@chrisjeaaalbertos3802 „That is not even close to being true.“
      Where is your evidence for that claim?
      „Kids growing up with a single parent are having a tough time though“
      I know, because I was such a child. And I know what changes when you lack a father. And that is certainly not the same as lacking a mother.
      There are huge differences like lacking a Arm vs lacking a Leg, both have a severe impact and there is no better/worse option, but both still have massive differences in the way they change you.

  • @tweakin1531
    @tweakin1531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    This dude is hilarious ill never be convinced he isn't a character

    • @brandoncowan3836
      @brandoncowan3836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I think he does it just so people get pissed and talk about him

    • @tweakin1531
      @tweakin1531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@brandoncowan3836 literally, and not only does it work its entertaining as shit.

    • @PauIdenino
      @PauIdenino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He's actually serious, I've watched other videos of him

    • @tweakin1531
      @tweakin1531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@PauIdenino I have too but I don't think thats proof that he isn't a character lul

    • @PauIdenino
      @PauIdenino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@tweakin1531 He's over exaggerating here but these are pretty much his principles

  • @theredscourge
    @theredscourge 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    When Andrew Tate made these videos, he was wanting women and beta males to get this triggered by it so they'd whine about him to everyone they know and make him famous. Some of the criticisms work but most of them are more cringe than most of the things Andrew Tate was saying. Which by the way, a lot of the things Tate says are mostly correct, not because "women bad", but because he selects women based on looks alone whereas he selects his male friends based on competence alone.

  • @DanielHughes-rf2yf
    @DanielHughes-rf2yf 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Hustlers University is seriously just sad... Anyone who would seriously take that course needs a brother or a different buddy.

  • @defiantnetwork9726
    @defiantnetwork9726 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    the astrology vs. wolf reference was very on point

    • @Lumberjack_king
      @Lumberjack_king ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly

    • @CB11924
      @CB11924 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Lumberjack_king You guys make correlations in thin air. Shits fuvcking funny. Meanwhile you both have cringe profile pics

    • @Lumberjack_king
      @Lumberjack_king 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      says the guy with png fire and "badass" profile pic@@CB11924

    • @CB11924
      @CB11924 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Lumberjack_king Youre miserable arent you haha

    • @Lumberjack_king
      @Lumberjack_king 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@CB11924 not really I mean I take depression meds but I’m not gonna kill myself why do you even care so much about this shit it was a single comment saying “exactly”

  • @Murkrok67
    @Murkrok67 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Andrew would have to have a lot of insecurities if he’s worried that a lady going outside will make them leave him.

    • @florenbaron7111
      @florenbaron7111 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      True

    • @alskarmode
      @alskarmode ปีที่แล้ว +37

      People who go through this much effort to convince people how cool, successful, wealthy, etc. they are are generally very insecure people with low self esteem and sense of self.

    • @Hatrimn
      @Hatrimn 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Many women are willing to enter into this arrangement because of the lifestyle and status he provides. Says a lot more about them.

    • @VNOMALII
      @VNOMALII 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      insecure? u mean self respect? when a woman goes out each weekend dressed promiscuously, she isn't your woman, she's everyones. it's not insecurity, its having enough respect for yourself to not be taken a fool.

    • @ragegaze3482
      @ragegaze3482 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@VNOMALII true, although the degree of not letting them outside at all is weird, not letting them go to the club is one thing. Not letting them go outside is too far. So many people in these comments are cringe though and think if you don't let them have a vacation to Miami with their girls it's being controlling lmao.

  • @dark_sunset
    @dark_sunset 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This video is hilarious. Literally the entire thing is so funny.

  • @FluffySylveonBoi
    @FluffySylveonBoi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That guy's brain is as smooth as his head.

  • @skykeeper652
    @skykeeper652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    27:02
    "What I want you to do is to be pleasant. To smile and comply, and obey. I want you to be happy all the time"
    ...Bitch, you want a pet!

  • @fanofcodd
    @fanofcodd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Phillion : "I don't need money , I'm the bald millionaire"
    Asmon : get triggered
    Me , balding : feels bad , I'm not even millionaire

    • @NotTheHeroStudios
      @NotTheHeroStudios ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same my guy. I'm barely a dollarair

    • @Alex_Munoz5
      @Alex_Munoz5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why did he get triggered by that. Didnt really get It. After all the crazy, stupid and bad stuff Tate said at that point of the video, he gets triggered because of a "personal attack"

    • @iBloodxHunter
      @iBloodxHunter ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Alex_Munoz5 Your grasp on reality is middling if you think the stuff in this video is that bad.

  • @BlueCatArt
    @BlueCatArt 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    17:12 "At leats get the love going"
    Man, if I'm being betrayed like that, I can't respect this person anymore. If I can't respect the man even the slightest, there's no love anymore.

  • @NoLifeBJJ
    @NoLifeBJJ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Teleports behind machete wielder* "Nothing personnel kid, but my partner here had you targeted before you even walked in"

  • @bababooeyv6911
    @bababooeyv6911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    The reaction video we’ve all been waiting for

  • @rosarialeah
    @rosarialeah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    Simple steps to being a man (or really just a person)... respect others, and take care of yourself. It's that simple. Like... no amount of pussy will make you more of a man, ultimately all that matters is that you are happy, and you aren't hurting those around you

    • @Phoenix_9902
      @Phoenix_9902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      factual

    • @TheAbsoluteSir
      @TheAbsoluteSir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I would say that's true for women as well.

    • @danidan2174
      @danidan2174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@enoch13th85 men just need to be educated more about consent, and can say no to a woman and not to be trapped by the gender norms that make them feel used, at least its how i felt because men are default to consenting to some women request and you cant really give away the idea that many women use this for their advantage and what i was mistaken the most is that consenting their request doesnt make you can demand anything from her

    • @rasmusnilsson123
      @rasmusnilsson123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@enoch13th85 well spoken

    • @justinnaarden9290
      @justinnaarden9290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@enoch13th85 He is a mutli millionaire, 4x kickboxing world champion, multi dating, high level chess playing legend. What are you though? Please enlighten me how you make more sense then this man.

  • @Rose-Dew
    @Rose-Dew ปีที่แล้ว +1

    49:09 That was so funny 😂 I'm glad no one died.

  • @ezioauditore6038
    @ezioauditore6038 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    This Philion guy is very unlikable

    • @thegreatbeavers
      @thegreatbeavers หลายเดือนก่อน

      Looks like he's becoming the man he chooses to hate.. hmm I wonder why..

  • @jomama800
    @jomama800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Asmon I respect your opinion in this video and actually pointing out real world examples of both women and mens bullshit. Asmons commentary made this video three times better.

    • @its_sisha_not_chair505
      @its_sisha_not_chair505 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah and its odd, he's like, one of the few content creators that actually adds something to the reacted content instead of staring at the screen like 🗿 maybe my favorite guy at reacting, even tho, im not into the games he plays

  • @arcaneSae
    @arcaneSae ปีที่แล้ว +185

    I love how he ran to Romania with his tail between his legs to get away with more and still got arrested xD

    • @Doctor_Faust17
      @Doctor_Faust17 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      As a romanian I can confirm that this is one of the few W police moments we have currently but at least it's something

    • @elkanfernandes4595
      @elkanfernandes4595 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Doctor_Faust17 how?

    • @PurifyWithLight
      @PurifyWithLight ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I love how he just got released

    • @PerfectPyro217
      @PerfectPyro217 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@PurifyWithLight House arrest

    • @iBloodxHunter
      @iBloodxHunter ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@elkanfernandes4595 political corruption and crime. Pretty typical.

  • @venusiandawn573
    @venusiandawn573 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    When I was working my butt off to pay rent, groceries, and everything else myself, my ex bf was using the $1200 his dad sent him everything month to buy weed and access to Hustlers University and masculinity courses. Thank God I'm out of that relationship.

    • @AnotherSkyTV
      @AnotherSkyTV 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Wow

    • @chronometer9931
      @chronometer9931 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sounds like BS...

    • @fugosfork7907
      @fugosfork7907 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@chronometer9931sounds like youre the ex boyfriend

  • @zoomforlife
    @zoomforlife 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    i like the reaction .. but the guy talking about tate seem so triggered by tate than most women i see on the internet .

    • @nanomofthenorth
      @nanomofthenorth 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      He also talk in the same mannerism as the sigma youtubers.

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lots of men don't understand dark masculine traits. Lots of nice guys don't get it. That said this is obviously a terrible manifestation.

    • @JuliaSvensson-ss4im
      @JuliaSvensson-ss4im 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I haven't seen one woman who likes Tate and his opinions.

    • @chronometer9931
      @chronometer9931 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@JuliaSvensson-ss4im I have, It's hard to see when you keep your eyes shut...

    • @JuliaSvensson-ss4im
      @JuliaSvensson-ss4im 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@chronometer9931 I'm just not searching for them.
      Anyways, why are there no women in hustlers university? Why do male tate fans outnumber female tate fans 95 to 1?

  • @ViolationYT
    @ViolationYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Asmon you seen the Fresh and Fit Podcast? they bring him on and talk to "normal girls" if you wonna see their reaction :D

  • @joshuachandler829
    @joshuachandler829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I absolutely loved this new type of content. Keep it up!

  • @NOORYOUNIS
    @NOORYOUNIS 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Honestly this commentator was way more annoying than Tate

    • @Froggy_Bomb
      @Froggy_Bomb 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Says the average Tate enjoyer 😂😂

  • @georgeantonov3833
    @georgeantonov3833 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You'd be surprised by the amount of fighting, attacks and etc that go unpunished, without a lawsuit and etc. Especially in Europe. I've had been in a few fights (not many and am by no means claiming to be a gangster or someshit) and never been sued, nor have I sued anyone, ever.

  • @divian22
    @divian22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    If you don't take what Tate says seriously, its actually super hilarious 🤣

    • @AlpaChinoDespacito
      @AlpaChinoDespacito 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Yeah I don't think he even believes what he says, just saying some absurd shit with complete seriousness is just funny asf

    • @joshanonline
      @joshanonline 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Yes, but leave it to the beta Phil to take it super seriously.

    • @BleachRush
      @BleachRush 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's even funnier when you take it seriously

    • @bc9554
      @bc9554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@bobby45825 Eh, so what if he did? Theres tons of women making rant videos about their bad experiences with men and extrapolating it to all men. Let the man vent, its funny.

    • @TophinatorStreams
      @TophinatorStreams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very true

  • @insertcommaname1388
    @insertcommaname1388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    My least favorite part about this guy is how he sometimes turns into a british person

    • @catch.22
      @catch.22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kicking someone in the head makes them british

    • @insertcommaname1388
      @insertcommaname1388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@catch.22 it happens to the worst of us I suppose

    • @Signal_in_the_noise
      @Signal_in_the_noise 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao that’s exactly what I was thinking

    • @revtale7329
      @revtale7329 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@catch.22 ah, it makes sense how I am bri'ish, now where's me cuppa tea?

  • @josephwilliams1915
    @josephwilliams1915 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I think Denzel Washington said it best. "If there is no father at home, they will find one in the streets."

  • @leerylapine3728
    @leerylapine3728 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The brain rot in society is real

  • @Simiocrates
    @Simiocrates 2 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Philion: *laughs repeatedly*
    Also Philion: "except it's flopping and it's not funny"

    • @punchito
      @punchito 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      dude isnt even a beta hes the type whod shine betas shoes with his tongue thats how low hes ranked as a man

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@punchito Found the incel

    • @joshanonline
      @joshanonline 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AmazingAutist prove you are not an incel

    • @antidave
      @antidave 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@punchito okay incel

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@ryanjacob3338 Alpha wolves are a myth and the person who coined the term had been trying to tell people that he got that particular part of his research wrong ever since.

  • @brandonboss6868
    @brandonboss6868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    Holy crap, I was in an abusive, cheating relationship. I actually sounded like this guy, it went on for like 5 years. Then, I finally grew up, and moved past it all. I'm so glad I don't sound like this anymore.

    • @sebastianwendl603
      @sebastianwendl603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Overreactions are too easy to run into, happens to everyone (most definitely including me). Glad to hear you are back to normal and have learned a lesson. Realizing mistakes makes people grow as a person.

    • @Gjaku
      @Gjaku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      U will get cheated again enjoy growing up 😂😂

    • @brandonboss6868
      @brandonboss6868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@Gjaku woeh, what's with all the negativity lol

    • @Joro_kit
      @Joro_kit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@brandonboss6868 It's just typical andrew fan

    • @lyndy101
      @lyndy101 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@Gjaku And you won't be cheated on, since you'd have to have a girlfriend in the first place.

  • @AdrianBratu
    @AdrianBratu หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    lol this is the Top G - the shorts were flooded with this guy a while back

  • @boxitoboxito5848
    @boxitoboxito5848 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This aged like wine

  • @zostillmovingabout
    @zostillmovingabout ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Asmongold i'm stoned rn and 4.39 timestamp in and this is the best extended start to any of your videos. I'm laughing already and this is all just SO good. Keep doing what you do.
    EDITED after a few minutes: This is the GREATEST. :P

    • @Kerblbua
      @Kerblbua ปีที่แล้ว +10

      my man was high af

    • @JamieCrookes
      @JamieCrookes 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hits from the bong

    • @PowerofRock24
      @PowerofRock24 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Pass that dooby 'round bro

  • @valient1996
    @valient1996 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Lmao, this aged so well. "the don't go out, they are not allowed out". Fast forward 6 months and gets arrested for human trafficking......

    • @Ceoofedging
      @Ceoofedging ปีที่แล้ว +27

      And 3 months later the world is still waiting for the invisible evidence.........
      BTW u should lear what jokes are

    • @yfranse4881
      @yfranse4881 ปีที่แล้ว

      Excuse me 0.0
      Who tf is this guy im out of the loop

    • @ivanasukjadic1423
      @ivanasukjadic1423 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yet to be proven.

    • @voltage8902
      @voltage8902 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      The dude literally moved to Romania specifically cause he can bribe the police. He even admitted it. Not to mention the shit he admitted to on his "advice school" he had that he took down and had removed from the way back machine

    • @user-ug4vg2qf3h
      @user-ug4vg2qf3h 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And then what?
      Oh nothing.

  • @Thatbeardedman23
    @Thatbeardedman23 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Why would I wash my hands I have a clean dii..” bro had me dying😂

  • @kyle960
    @kyle960 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    14:30 no Asmon it’s worse, he said at the beginning he goes out of his way to find these posts, the reason he’s always creating the enemy of the perpetually online to fight is because he’s perpetually online, he’s fighting himself, probably the ultimate enemy in his head