Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest TH-camr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear thano
1:12 Hey guys, it’s Ian from Forgotten Weapons and I’m at Rock Island Auction’s Summer Premier Auction, taking a look at this fantastic Berthier M1916 rifle, which was actually pressed into Iraqi service in 1935.
@@GeneralSam he's afraid of the chinese learning about his plans to turn his child into an isreali weapon against the chinese communist state through their riot vanguard rootkit.
@@hedgeearthridge6807 Already have one ;) got it for 3 hundo and it's number matching. I just need a webley now. Can see it on my boring ass gun channel FirearmsFun.
Aqua: "Sam use your good skill and amazing amount of money to buy me a really expensive gun." Sam: "Huh...okay." Aqua: *immediately dies with gun.* Sam: "See this is why I dont do it." Aqua: "No its cause you didnt just buy it for me." ....ah yes aqua, it's also because he didnt just pay your mortgage payment as well, nerd.
In the 4 years I've been watching your channel I'm glad to see your profile picture has essentially been untouched minus dropping it into a smelting pot
2:03 Aqua dies first like a chad he is lol :D You guys should make more videos where you play together, there is a good chemistry there. A rat and a chad.
When you install a game that operates with kernel level access, with authority over every aspect of your computer, and you don’t suspect a thing: DaYuM looK at that LINe WoRK.
Sam dont Bash Medal of Honor Airborne. I didnt have xbox live so I replayed that game until I had 6000 npc kills and beat every difficulty and had every gun maxed. Great game.
I love the forehead fable clips at the end, they give me a heads up of the next episode without spoiling too much and they let you get to the 10 minute mark after cutting out all of Aqua's rants on eugenics.
Almost a million bro your channel has grew up and changed a lot since the beginning (even though I've been here since 100-120k)( and ik you don't care about when I subbed but hey you read it and wasted.your time) hope the future is good later on in life for you bro Depressed puma
You know Ian is famous when there are more ppl talking about him and Forgotten Weapons in the comments than the actual video lmao.
@General Sam Aaww, cheers.
ian is the mascot of the gun youtube world and also kinda a history mascot, even if hes wrong , the FAL is the greatest rifle ever made
I seriously came out to the comments to defend Ian.
@@CssHDmonster That's a strange way to say BM-59.
@@CssHDmonster Debatable.
The forgotten weapons reference came out of nowhere. Didn't realise Sam has such good taste.
Here Comes That Boy THANK YOU
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest TH-camr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear thano
He really did just shit on the Berthier tho
And he knows it too because he mentioned French bolt actions haha
yu know all we wanna see is that full auto/mag dump content
"oh look, it's Ian from Forgotten Weapons"
Now that's a reference I never thought I'd hear, or laugh at. But hey, there it is.
my kids are going to be in tears from sam sayin that shit XD
Mason Fries normie comment
All we need now is for Sam to make a reference to Steve's MRE reviews.
Nice!
I like how he threw shade, bold thing to say in .32 French Lounge range :D
1:12 Hey guys, it’s Ian from Forgotten Weapons and I’m at Rock Island Auction’s Summer Premier Auction, taking a look at this fantastic Berthier M1916 rifle, which was actually pressed into Iraqi service in 1935.
"The ammo for this rifle is incredibly hard to find, but here's why you should buy it anyways"
It's Gun Jesus, show more respect.
@@abyssband6254 "#1, the ammo is cheap, where one bullet only costs $72"
@@esco5593 and you gotta browse 87 forums to find 3 rounds
honestly was expecting "iraqi service in 2004" the way PPsH's and other ww2 classics are used in the Syrian civil war
Bruh you really had to do my boy Ian like that? Haven’t you seen his hat collection?
But does he have the 500 cocks hat?
Kylo-Ben Shapiro unfortunately not, but he does have a beret!
@@GareyPongat well at least he has something going for him
@@GareyPongat It sounds like he's definitely on the way there with one of those!
Gun jesus is going to send him to hell
"Its Ian from forgotten weapons"
I laughed way too hard at that. Totally wasn't expecting that joke
I can’t believe that Sam would spit on gun Jesus like that
Just like a typical Jewish banker Sam refuses to loan money or finance weapon purchases for Aqua because he stands to gain little economically.
The only part of me that's Jewish is my nose but that thing can smell a bad deal from a mile away.
A true Jew would supply with weapons
I'm starting to think that Sam is a Jew
So cool that Sam is SO not racist that he lets the chinese have direct intimate access to everything on his computer.
Such a Naughty Toxic Creamed panty video
Nothing on their but gallons of deep fakes of Abigail Shapiro.
Ok sorry I'm confused someone explain please
@AlphaChocolateTruffle what the hell that's crazy. Thanks for explaining
@@BambinoGambino1 they didnt explain it also has colonel access to your pc when you doownload valorant you literally give riot your pc
1:12. A man of taste, I see.
Honestly wouldn't think Sam was into that kind of thing.
I was shocked he made that reference
>except it's a Carcano in the photo
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
@@j.yossarian6852 hey, I have a carcano. If it's good enough for JFK it's good enough for me
@@timothymiller9067 Oof
i had no idea this was like earthworm jim dude im in
wait no oceanic servers
Plz teach sam how to rap.....
Plz teach sam how to rap…
Plz teach Sam how to rap...
Plz teach Sam to rap......wait he has no rhythm.
Plz teach Sam how to rap...
Sam's hairline has officially receded more than the US Stock Market.
"Oh hey its Ian from Forgotten Weapons" I've never choked so hard on a reference
I had to go comment on the French Bolt action rifle video :)
Lmao, didn't expect Ian from Forgotten Weapons to be in this game.
That forgotten weapons shit killed me
Sam hopping on the new trend, can't wait for him to make three videos on it and then drop it
i already uninstalled it
@@GeneralSam he's afraid of the chinese learning about his plans to turn his child into an isreali weapon against the chinese communist state through their riot vanguard rootkit.
@@GeneralSam this dude jumped on the train and ASOON AS HE TAKES IT OVER jumps out,
I fucking love his genius
@@GeneralSam not before getting enough content for 2 more videos.
Have fun with the root
The Ian reference made me happy. Had no idea you were into guns Sam. I'm a britbong that moved to the US and love collecting pieces of history.
Welcome to the Chad States of America!
Buy all the guns! Buy an SMLE (with good headspacing); it is your birthright
Get an SMLE, complete the circle.
Oh no, you're one of us one.
@@hedgeearthridge6807 Already have one ;) got it for 3 hundo and it's number matching. I just need a webley now. Can see it on my boring ass gun channel FirearmsFun.
That Ian bit really caught me, great pull Daddy Sam
grandma's beret followed by Ian from forgotten weapons was the one-two punch i needed in my life today.
10/10
"I am the Way and the Light. But sometimes, the Light is muzzle flash."
“ All the house wives were just, WHAT IS THIS NERD SHIT!!” 😂😂😂
1:09 "Why does my grandma have the exahhhhhh saaahhhhmm hahhhhhhh" - Signature Sam Wheeze Laugh®
The game got Kernal Driver, I am no super computer geek, but apparently it's a backdoor for hackers to use, and get into your computer.
God... I haven't played Metal of Honor Airborne in years. It took me back to my parents arguing before they divorced. lmao
It was a cool-ass game bro
That forgotten weapons reference came outta left field.
8:22 hold up guys I think my tea’s done
Yooo you watch RIA/forgoten weapons too? One of the best most educational channels on the internet :D
>I have another french bolt action gun nobody gives a fuck about
No truer words have been spoken
7:50 wakanda for Latinos had me dead
3:27 to 3:46 put me on death’s doorstep 😂. I nearly choked on my food.
I’ve always wanted a group of friends like this that play lots of random games, and have good personalities on pc
"Why did you call her a baby? Oh wait she is a literal baby nvm"
Aqua: "Sam use your good skill and amazing amount of money to buy me a really expensive gun."
Sam: "Huh...okay."
Aqua: *immediately dies with gun.*
Sam: "See this is why I dont do it."
Aqua: "No its cause you didnt just buy it for me."
....ah yes aqua, it's also because he didnt just pay your mortgage payment as well, nerd.
1:11 oh my god I was not expecting this crossover. This shit had me in tears 🤣🤣
"Hey look its Ian from Forgotten Weapons. Here is some french rifle nobody gives a shit about..."
~subbed
"Is this Paladins?" -No
"Is this CSGO?" -No
"Is this Overwatch?" -No
"What is it then??" -It's uninstalled.
Alton Brown on Good Eats is a great show, watched it like a decade ago, still holds up.
1:12 I love the forgotten weapons joke, Sam you are a true man of culture
The “good eats” show reference tops the Ian reference
0:11
CEBRO sack whackin’ and crop dusting round the office sounds pog
“Do I look like a welfare check to you?”
That guy 0:09 must have thought they were all friends lol😂
Sam didn't get a haircut for so long that his forehead is almost normal size
In the 4 years I've been watching your channel I'm glad to see your profile picture has essentially been untouched minus dropping it into a smelting pot
I swear Valorant makes friends turn into arguing women while I stand by and lose brain cells
Medal of Honor AirBorne was the shit! Same with Earth Worm Jim! And gotta love the Ian reference lol
Sam running a trap house with all his wealth
1:15 you have no idea how much that joke made me appreciate you.
I love how I was just watching Forgotten Weapons, and I thought "hey, it's time to switch TH-cam genres." Guess not.
The forgotten weapons reference killed me lmfao especially since I just watched like 4 of his videos. Didn’t expect that one at all lol
The Cycle of Sam:
Play Popular Game
Get Stuck Playing It and ends up hating it
Plays Unpopular Game
Same thing happens
Rinse and Repeat
"I have another french bolt action rifle that nobody gives a fuck about"
I have never felt so personally attacked
Gun Jesus for the discerning GENTLEMAN who watches these sometimes dissapointing videos
You get 100 extra internet points for that Forgotten Weapons joke mate.
I had no idea Papa Sam watched our lord and savior Gun Jesus Mcullum
"Is this game in the future?". "Yeah 2021." 😆😂🤣💀
1:15 That's an -german- Italian rifle
Achtually that's an Italian rifle. It's from his new Carcano video.
APTERŸX
Nope
J.Yossarian Oh shit it is. I though it was a Gewehr 98 at a quick glance.
@@SolisFactor No worries, happens to the best of us!
The fact that you even know who Ian is brings you up a notch in my book.
That brings you up to notch #1.
Next vid "The Rats of Valorant"
"why do you always shit talk? Is it a defence mechanism?"
yep, using that from now on
Unrelated to this video but “2020 is the year of the rat in tarkov” has an intro that did not age well lol
0:58 You can hear the exact moment when Sam thought of the grandma joke.
Gun Jesus is in the game? Well this gets my check of approval.
2:03 Aqua dies first like a chad he is lol :D You guys should make more videos where you play together, there is a good chemistry there. A rat and a chad.
Sam playing valorant is like getting your eyes scooped out with a spoon
Poob is a big DOWNER when playing a game he cares about
When you install a game that operates with kernel level access, with authority over every aspect of your computer, and you don’t suspect a thing: DaYuM looK at that LINe WoRK.
I like how Sam insults his friends for dying while he stands in the back and does nothing
Ian from Forgotten Weapons: "My power grows!"
You can't just insult gun Jesus like that
Get back to Tarkov, Sam. To many thicc chads for you to shoot in the back with a Mosin.
1:12 I had no idea Sam knew Ian "Gun Jesus" McCollum xD
Sam dont Bash Medal of Honor Airborne. I didnt have xbox live so I replayed that game until I had 6000 npc kills and beat every difficulty and had every gun maxed. Great game.
No I don't talk to females. Why do u ask
@@coronaviruscid8202 lmfao
I love the forehead fable clips at the end, they give me a heads up of the next episode without spoiling too much and they let you get to the 10 minute mark after cutting out all of Aqua's rants on eugenics.
I stopped listening to Sam when he made fun of Ian from Forgotten Weapons
0:18 "the biggest competitive games" 😂
I hadn't seen anyone talk about MOH Airborne in years.
Sam boutta have his TH-cam account taken over by the Chinese government after installing this CCP spyware lmao
Comrade General Sam
Bruh wtf I did not see that forgotten reference coming! Good shit! I guess the audience crosses over.
Why is Poob the most annoying person Sam has played with
he plays w brian all the time tho
2:58 love that pink floyd dark side of the moon cover photo in the background
Yo the noise sam made at 9:26 was hysterical
"From the people that brought you..." I know for a fact your script says "Corona" LMAO
Almost a million bro your channel has grew up and changed a lot since the beginning (even though I've been here since 100-120k)( and ik you don't care about when I subbed but hey you read it and wasted.your time) hope the future is good later on in life for you bro
Depressed puma
If only sam had that type of hairline 0:41.
That cross hair placement is impeccable.
Lmao the forgotten weapons reference
I did not expect a raw ass forgotten weapons meme from Papi Sam
“Why does my grandma have the same hat”😂😂
1:12 now thats a reference i didn't expect but appreciate nonetheless
The forgotten weapons allusion lmaooo 😂
Lmao forgotten weapons gahahaahhahahga
What a legend for that joke tho
James Cox facts Ian is a goat
how tf is EVERYTHING at 2:59 not hung up straight
That fucking forgotten weapons reference was gold lmaoooo
I knew Sam would play cypher. You can't let the money go to waste with those tripwires
ROCK ISLAND AUCTION HOUSE really got me
1:12 lmao the Ian joke
Hearing J1mmy without expecting him was not something I was prepared for-
The forgotten weapons joke was fantastic.
Hitting that Forgotten Weapons reference hard dawg, lowkey agree, old ass rifles too prevalent. I'm on that automatic shit.
1:10 the inner demon possessing Sam has finally made its appearance