Infamous PlayStation Fanboy JayTechTV Just Dropped the Worst Doom Gameplay of All Time

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  • @JoeFromSeattle
    @JoeFromSeattle  10 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

    There’s a weird audio cut around 3:55 for some reason. All I was saying was how the grenade splash damage in this game is high by default and he barely took damage so he may or may not have upgraded that stat early which at least shows a LITTLE bit of competence but then all of it goes away like 10 seconds later so idk why I even felt the need to write this correction why am I like this

    • @Slifer374
      @Slifer374 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Just so you know, he openly admitted that he never beat Doom 2016 or Doom Eternal. He's like King Trash Can, he never beats high difficulty games.

  • @GhostlyTheRabbit
    @GhostlyTheRabbit 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +210

    JayTechs gameplay is so bad that it made me question if I was watching a Blinded man playing Doom with one hand with the reaction time of an 140 year old individual.

    • @dylives7667
      @dylives7667 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      @@GhostlyTheRabbit Imagine a middle aged person performing better at Bethesda's Doom than JayTech 💀.
      If I was put through such humiliation, I would just ride into the sunset to never be seen ever again.

    • @JohnBoosh
      @JohnBoosh 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Well Ponies are used to watching video games, not playing them

    • @bjarnis
      @bjarnis 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's the slow stealthy tactical pony style 😂

    • @fusion1203
      @fusion1203 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Deag takahashi moment

    • @Anarkyfloyd
      @Anarkyfloyd 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He has blue check mark he probably rage bait

  • @manelcolomer9044
    @manelcolomer9044 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +60

    "Some experts will tell you that the human eye can't see the difference between a PS5 and a PS5 Pro".

    • @AaronWOfficial
      @AaronWOfficial 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      ironically, 60 - 144 fps is a more noticeable difference than the ps5 vs ps5 pro 🤣

    • @MrSmith-ks3kf
      @MrSmith-ks3kf 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Yeah, and another dumb thing they do is call us PC players “peasants”, when most of our builds likely cost more than their console. 😂

  • @juliox9
    @juliox9 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

    2:00 that insults DOOM, my man DOOM on PC is not a port, is where the game is made for, other version are ports.

    • @CesarGameBoy.
      @CesarGameBoy. 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Yeah no joke the OG 1993 DOOM is one of the reasons why PC gaming even exists. At one point there were more computers with DOOM installed than Windows.

  • @RogerSmithAD
    @RogerSmithAD 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +155

    Jaytechs footage is what happens when you only play 3rd person action adventures for 10 years

    • @Chasodey
      @Chasodey 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      I would also point out that even for 3rd person games enjoyer he plays extremely bad. I may not play that many tps games a year but for example I was rocking in Resident Evil 4, both versions, the skillset is transferrable from one to another with caveats

    • @advictoriams
      @advictoriams 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Idk man. I play 3rd person open world action the same way I play FPS games. I have since Duke Nukem 3D which can be played completely in 3rd person lol. It's a good time

    • @notimportant3033
      @notimportant3033 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Playing is a stretch, most Sony exclusives play themselves.

    • @durshurrikun150
      @durshurrikun150 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      "you only play 3rd person action adventures for 10 years"
      No, it is what happens when you PRETEND to play action adventures on twitter for 10 years.

  • @CaptainB1994
    @CaptainB1994 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +73

    JayTechTV's 'gameplay' is so bad it makes Dean " I can't get past a tutorial" Takahashi look like a competent gamer. You have to a special type of s*** to pull that off.

    • @dylives7667
      @dylives7667 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@CaptainB1994 That's exactly what I called this footage.
      Straight up, Videogame Urinalist Tier.

    • @TheRealRuddRants
      @TheRealRuddRants 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@CaptainB1994 facts.

    • @koboldden5470
      @koboldden5470 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Well he did get past the tutorial at least, still bad gameplay.

  • @sly2076
    @sly2076 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +51

    Jaytech got that IGN reviewer footage. Good lord.

    • @AaronWOfficial
      @AaronWOfficial 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      You give him too much credit, this is worse than IGN reviewer footage. If one is playing worse than an IGN reviewer, one shouldn't be gaming at all tbh...

    • @LuFlame-i5f
      @LuFlame-i5f 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      IGN, Hire that man lmao

  • @dylives7667
    @dylives7667 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +166

    What being a Pony does to a MF.

    • @thegreatmightyd
      @thegreatmightyd 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Jaytech is more like what being an autistic incel your whole life does to an MF 😂

    • @Smallerexia
      @Smallerexia 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      What having nothing but 3rd person, walking sim movie games does to a MF

    • @dylives7667
      @dylives7667 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@Smallerexia I dare to argue.
      That guy has of gamer what I have of A List Celebrity.
      A franchise from Sony's library that's similar to one from Microsoft would be Uncharted vs Gears.
      They're both similar on their gameplay and them being cinematic.
      I bet you anything that if I was to put someone whose only experience with shooters was Uncharted to play Bethesda's Doom, they wouldn't suck as much.
      That footage is videogame urinalist tier.

    • @Null0023
      @Null0023 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Doesn’t COD slowly turn people into ponies

    • @craaab____721
      @craaab____721 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      @@Null0023 Yes, unfortunately. COD is hollow now.

  • @EnRamus
    @EnRamus 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

    If Jay actually believes that the human eye can't see more then 60 fps. Then why on earth would he be celebrating Sonys promise of 120fps back when the ps5 and ps5 pro came out.

    • @kaden-sd6vb
      @kaden-sd6vb 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      shhhh, playstation fanboys are allergic to basic logic!

  • @hfnavi132
    @hfnavi132 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +67

    JoeFromSeattle: "You find this Funny"
    Me: "In a cosmic sort of sense, Yes."
    JoeFromSeattle: "Well Mr. Funny Man is this how you get your sick kicks."
    Me: "What is just a normal doom game-Oh my goodness!!!!"😱

    • @overdrivedrinker8284
      @overdrivedrinker8284 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      SQUIDWARD!!!

    • @maux9175
      @maux9175 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@overdrivedrinker8284 JAYTECH!!

  • @Hinokassaudifan1
    @Hinokassaudifan1 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +166

    Better yet, he claims, clear as day, playing doom 2016 in 60 fps on the ps5 pro. The original base ps4 can run doom on 60 fps. The guy is a joke.

    • @BanishedSilentShadow3318
      @BanishedSilentShadow3318 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      Yeah even the Xbox can run it at 60 yet he thinks it's "flawless" on the pro

    • @dylives7667
      @dylives7667 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      @@Hinokassaudifan1 Don't play on the Sony, or you'll become a Phony.

    • @Chasodey
      @Chasodey 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Doom, using id Tech engine, made by id Software programmers, runs good? Wow, I've never thought of it, I bet this is a legitimate reason to get a PS5.
      Would I say in JayTech's comms but I'm lazy and he won't read it anyway

    • @TalonGamingNetwork
      @TalonGamingNetwork 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      He dumb

    • @AvaaSlays_Swiftie
      @AvaaSlays_Swiftie 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Best part is he’s playing an Xbox studios game lmao.

  • @ar_reactions612
    @ar_reactions612 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Watching JayTech’s gameplay made me feel like that guy whose eyes burned seeing King Neptune’s bald head

  • @maux9175
    @maux9175 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

    As a Doom controller player who beat Eternal’s story and horde mode on Ultra Violence
    My eyes hurt seeing that “gameplay”

    • @iditrirajan
      @iditrirajan 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      As someone who doesn't even play doom that much and plays it like a noob. My eyes hurted too because that's no way to play with a shotgun

    • @atomharcos99
      @atomharcos99 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Me, who beated doom eternal on ultra nightrame many times, my eyes hurt looking at this even more. I played 10x better even on my switch lite than this guy.

    • @maux9175
      @maux9175 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@atomharcos99 Wow…..where are you when we need proper gameplay reviewers?

    • @atomharcos99
      @atomharcos99 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@maux9175 I dont have a twitter account.

    • @maux9175
      @maux9175 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @ And like that you are more human than a majority of the globe.

  • @BeatmasterAC
    @BeatmasterAC 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    That is "Game Journalist" Level of Gameplay

  • @fiercingdragon
    @fiercingdragon 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +70

    Oh boy of course it’s JayTechTV who lives on in his ego chamber

    • @clydeboy777
      @clydeboy777 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      witch is in his MOMMY,S house

    • @TheRealRuddRants
      @TheRealRuddRants 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@fiercingdragon Ego full of pack of ass. That stuff reeks.

    • @SawBSketch
      @SawBSketch 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Ego chamber is a crazy pun i love it

    • @fiercingdragon
      @fiercingdragon 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @SawBSketch oh dang it I wanted to say echo chamber, but ego chamber kind of works I guess lol

    • @TheRealRuddRants
      @TheRealRuddRants 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @fiercingdragon Ego full of two thousand pack of @$$. That stuff reeks.

  • @Pakeee2
    @Pakeee2 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +55

    First slayer to be scared of the demons.
    Also i never knew you could crouch in this game...

    • @dylives7667
      @dylives7667 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@Pakeee2 Such feature for a Quake style game is as necessary as a flashlight in broad daylight, but it's indeed there regardless.
      The game rarely encourages you to use it.

    • @Cri_Jackal
      @Cri_Jackal 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Crouching is required for all of 3 or 4 collectibles.

    • @bobbyhinner3225
      @bobbyhinner3225 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Didn't you have to crouch through a vent? I think I remember that happening once or twice.

    • @Pakeee2
      @Pakeee2 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@bobbyhinner3225 Oh yeah, totally forgot about that. Probably because i never used it in combat.

    • @doommaker4000
      @doommaker4000 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@dylives7667 It's for ctaps

  • @Kishin-yh7qv
    @Kishin-yh7qv 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Now I see why some developers have created journalist level difficulty

  • @qu1253
    @qu1253 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    The demons are probably thinking to themselves, "Uhh... why were we afraid of this guy, again?".

  • @DakkaNah2619
    @DakkaNah2619 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    7:54 Jaytech playing Doom like it's Alien Isolation

  • @kmdgaming6039
    @kmdgaming6039 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Has JayTech ever played an FPS in his goddamn life?! He's playing like he has never even TOUCHED a proper arcade-style fast FPS game in the entire time he's been alive!

  • @FL3TcH_A_SkETcH
    @FL3TcH_A_SkETcH 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    SOME EXPERTS say JayTech is a clown.

  • @Cri_Jackal
    @Cri_Jackal 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    How he didn't feel the irresistible bloodlust need to MEATBEAT those slabs of fodder the moment he saw them is beyond me.
    This is the game where you can spam melee to tear these fuckers apart.

  • @ironaikau8236
    @ironaikau8236 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    I'm expecting future salt videos about:
    "PC players will no longer require a PlayStation Network account to play Sony’s games",
    but having one will now unlock in-game content, most of what i read from SM 2 and GoWR, is like stuff that would be unlocked later in game anyways.

  • @AlejandroMartinez-fw3gt
    @AlejandroMartinez-fw3gt 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    I saw this already, but oh boy I wanna see doom fans do a glory kill with 180 spin with the BFG again

    • @TheRealRuddRants
      @TheRealRuddRants 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Let alone 360 no scope those culture Warriors and exclusivity Warriors. Venom gave me the chance to spit at their ego.

  • @xScruffyDaSasquatchx
    @xScruffyDaSasquatchx 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Bro has shoot mapped to a face button because he never looks and fires at the same time

  • @ghosttrain5588
    @ghosttrain5588 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    He got behind the shield enemy and expected a quick time event lol

  • @criticalplat1num80
    @criticalplat1num80 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    I played the game on PlayStation, and while I’m not good at it, I’d say I did better while laying in my bed with shit aim in the most uncomfortable position ever than JayTech did

  • @darklight1171
    @darklight1171 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Please bro, I've mostly only played PlayStation (outside of some Nintendo)
    Do NOT compare any of us, to THAT. I love doom and i almost damn near bought a super shotgun just to shoot my TV.

  • @nicholasdelaney1407
    @nicholasdelaney1407 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    I'm surprised he got away with that creepy pic he sent to an underaged girl...

  • @DOOMSlayer6476
    @DOOMSlayer6476 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Jay plays worse than IGN trying to do a review

  • @thedabbingender9955
    @thedabbingender9955 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Bro was using the hologram like it's a tower defense game.

  • @COUNTVLAIDMIR
    @COUNTVLAIDMIR 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    Jaytech won't survive Halo Infinite lobbies if he plays like this. Now that game has some creative players.

    • @shadowsagen723
      @shadowsagen723 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      If the other PS fanboys play similar to this then they all won't survive Xbox games lobbies from all Halo games to Gears of War.

    • @ambrizfer7898
      @ambrizfer7898 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Not surprising. Only people playing halo and gear are the hard core fanbase and sweats.

    • @IntrusiveThoughts838
      @IntrusiveThoughts838 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@ambrizfer7898incorrect halo is originally supposed to be the more casual of the fps types. What it is that halo players are just built different. We are literally the “if it’s stupid but it works then it’s not stupid” logic

    • @ambrizfer7898
      @ambrizfer7898 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @IntrusiveThoughts838 casual? it has the longest time to kill. If you miss 1 shot it's over. In other games it's just who shoots first.

  • @NEZLeader
    @NEZLeader 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    You forgot I think it was Ploygon's horrible game journo intro gameplay for 2016 where he almost goes critical from the opening 2 monsters, then that horrendous Eternal one where the guy doesn't know what the jump button does

    • @slashinghades7347
      @slashinghades7347 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Interesting point, the guy who had the embarrassing Doom Eternal gameplay was the same guy who was behind the notorious Cuphead tutorial. He also wrote a review for the first Mass Effect back in 2007 and didn't know you gained skill points per level up until near the end of the game.

    • @missmillion3864
      @missmillion3864 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@slashinghades7347that… explains a lot

  • @zickity4453
    @zickity4453 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Y'know I started off seeing this like "Ah maybe this is a bit mean picking on him like this for just playing the game poorly" then I actually watched it & I was like "There is no way you actually decided to post that performance on the Internet!! A ruthless sea of people!"

  • @gamersplaygroundliquidm3th526
    @gamersplaygroundliquidm3th526 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    Lol they community noted his post!!! Saying it ran at 60fos like a decade ago on all these older consoles lol

  • @Henrex_
    @Henrex_ 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Joe has a cat?! You are now contractually obligated to share pictures of this cat in your community tab.

  • @Toman_Diablo
    @Toman_Diablo 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    This makes me ashamed to be a playstation player

  • @ExaltedArchvile
    @ExaltedArchvile 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Just those first 30 seconds alone gives me the idea that he's a copper Rainbow Six player.

  • @djspectrebolt8450
    @djspectrebolt8450 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I actually forgot that that any of the DOOM games had the option to crouch until seeing his gameplay

  • @Hazard1007
    @Hazard1007 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    PLS DONT CALL HIM A PLAYSTATION FAN WE DO NO CLAIM HIM OR WANT HIM

  • @WesNemo
    @WesNemo 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    YOU COOKED THIS TOURIST FRAUD! Great vid brotha!

  • @jet6283
    @jet6283 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    the human eye doesnt percept frames, it percepts changes in lights. and its very sensible to it.

  • @DIVINECYBERNETIC
    @DIVINECYBERNETIC 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Checked his PSN account and he still hasn’t beat 2016 WHICH MEANS, he is worse than 10 YEAR OLD ME

  • @Unknow_user-j4d
    @Unknow_user-j4d 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    JayTechs was the reason why game always give a tutorial w a s d to move

    • @inquisitive6786
      @inquisitive6786 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Nope. Spend the next month watching people (who post playthroughs here on youtube) start new games. Pick any game: halo, gears, skyrim, god of war, etc. and look at how terrible they are in doing even the simplest of things in these games. Vast majority of people are Jay levels of bad in games in general

    • @Unknow_user-j4d
      @Unknow_user-j4d 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @inquisitive6786 everyone who playing game for the first time will always sucks, but as Jay said he "played" this game before in 2016, which is almost impossible to not know any knowledge of the game unless Jay lies that he play it before

    • @inquisitive6786
      @inquisitive6786 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Unknow_user-j4d People who play games in general dont play like Jay even if they start a new game.

    • @Unknow_user-j4d
      @Unknow_user-j4d 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@inquisitive6786 thats the point :)

  • @Shredder1400
    @Shredder1400 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Joe, your impression of Nickelback was unironically amazing!!!

  • @PsychicMario64
    @PsychicMario64 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    JayTech is an AI gone rogue I'm like 10000% convinced.

  • @randallmims-c1o
    @randallmims-c1o 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    As a DOOM player. I'm not perfect but watching Jay's gameplay has eroded my sanity.

  • @ragingwanderer7422
    @ragingwanderer7422 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    What sins have we committed for you to punish us with jaytechs gameplay?

  • @TrollyMcGee
    @TrollyMcGee 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    Honestly i didnt know how important Frames Per Second was until i played Monster Hunter Rise on the PC after playing it on the Switch

    • @dylives7667
      @dylives7667 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@TrollyMcGee Bruh.

    • @Dajudge06
      @Dajudge06 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Rise you mean? Wilds is coming out in a month.

    • @TrollyMcGee
      @TrollyMcGee 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @Dajudge06 ahhh.. yea! I did mean Rise lol

  • @Aryan-y2o3x
    @Aryan-y2o3x 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    Joe you wont believe sony is removing that silly account requirement of their ps games on pc .Now psn account linking requirement is optional for pc users to play ps games .This is the first time i am seeing sony make some consumer friendly move in a long time

    • @TheSolidSnakeOil
      @TheSolidSnakeOil 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Until the next time.

    • @AlejandroMartinez-fw3gt
      @AlejandroMartinez-fw3gt 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Aryan-y2o3x they remembered what happened with Helldivers 2

    • @dylives7667
      @dylives7667 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Source?

    • @Aryan-y2o3x
      @Aryan-y2o3x 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @
      True

    • @EnRamus
      @EnRamus 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Ah yes. Because they totally haven't tried to pull the "we are making psn optional" before. But I'm sure it's totally legitimate this time

  • @MrWillRose
    @MrWillRose 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Nah Jay is just making consoles look bad 😭 I can speak for actual Playstation players and say that most of us aren't like this guy bragging about console specs. Consoles are just for people who like controller and like the convenience.

  • @porkupineenjoyer6583
    @porkupineenjoyer6583 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    More Bonnie appearances please

  • @crumpet-kun
    @crumpet-kun 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Bonnie is a qt, more cameos are welcome

  • @SethAbercromby
    @SethAbercromby 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The most convincing study on the limits of the human eye was a study by the US Air Force where they flashed pictures of fighter planes for only a few milliseconds and the pilots had to identify it correctly. The limit for how much exposure we need for an image to be identifiable could be extrapolated somewhere in the ballpark of 140-150 FPS. That's not the limit of what we can see, but it's probably about the limit where we can no longer distinguish individual frames, so any gain in FPS is going to encounter extremely diminishing returns.

  • @pyrobutdecaf
    @pyrobutdecaf 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    From now on instead of making jokes about being as dumb as a game journalist, I'll make jokes about being as dumb as JayTech

  • @cooler_soup7091
    @cooler_soup7091 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I never thought i'd see gameplay that's worse than the Dean Takahashi Cuphead tutorial, but here we are... bro, WHY IS HE CROUCHING BEHIND COVER IN A MODERN DOOM GAME!?!?

  • @wilproduction7222
    @wilproduction7222 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    The vocals came out of nowhere 😮

  • @SmilingMatthew
    @SmilingMatthew 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I remember playing it on base PS4 and thought they made a miracle with the frame rate and overall performance. It took almost no time to figure out the trick though: ambient textures take a while to load and you can notice this if you sprint into another room and suddenly stop in front of a wall. It was actually very smart though because you really don't notice it amidst all the run and gun

  • @MercilessJoey
    @MercilessJoey 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I don’t even know who he is and that gameplay is terrible

  • @cortepapel5706
    @cortepapel5706 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This isn't even the most COMPLEX Doom game and the dude plays like an easy mode bot

  • @MasterChiefSnake19910128
    @MasterChiefSnake19910128 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    JayTechTV is like PlayStation fanboy version of Polygon who doesn’t know how to play DOOM (2016) due to bad gameplay performance and Dean Takahashi who doesn’t know how to play Cuphead and also DOOM Eternal due to bad gameplay performance. JayTechTV is also clickbaiter and liar by spreading Sony PlayStation propaganda, he is also like mafia for Sony, and he is cannot handling criticisms and jokes.

  • @eythorl97k74
    @eythorl97k74 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    1:27 Hold up, wait a minute. Generalization is bad, I only mostly play on Playstation and have over 200 hours on both recent DOOM games. You are talking about PS Ponies they are the unhinged ones, we normal PS fans exist that do play well on our console.

  • @kenobi639
    @kenobi639 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Remember when Polygon released footage of their reviewer playing Doom and it looked like they had never touched a controller in their life? Peppridge Farms remembers

  • @panzerlurch2629
    @panzerlurch2629 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This game has a Crouch Button?😂 I have played this game at least 5-6 Times, but I've totally forgot that you could crouch in it!🤣

  • @Mr_Deku_Scrub_
    @Mr_Deku_Scrub_ 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    What years of movie games does to people

  • @theredblooper
    @theredblooper 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    These fanboy dudes just skinwalk as gamers, the only thing they actually know how to play is twitter

  • @dendren1
    @dendren1 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This gameplay is the type of thing id expect from someone whos never touched a game before. Hell my wonderful wife who does not play games at all wpukd be better than this

  • @8bitlee858
    @8bitlee858 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Console wars in the 90 were about companies going at each other make fun of each other in their adds try to out inactive the competition. Console wars now a days are just people bitching & moaning a twitter.

  • @NukeSonyz
    @NukeSonyz 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    FPS games with a PlayStation controller is a big no.

    • @waynegriffin8667
      @waynegriffin8667 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Totally agree. Unless you're ''Sliding on your booty, to play Call of Duty", hahaha 😂.

    • @shadowsagen723
      @shadowsagen723 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Honestly the Xbox controller is the most comfortable controllers I have ever held, and why Xbox has rarely changed the design of it over the last 24 years.

    • @AaronWOfficial
      @AaronWOfficial 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@shadowsagen723 8bitdo is the most comfortable controller + best controller I ever used. Hall effect sticks, works on most systems, fantastic build quality and also cheap af.

    • @Jza-GZa40k
      @Jza-GZa40k 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@shadowsagen723 Same,I’m mainly a xbox fan but have grown up with PS,I never liked their controllers or joysticks.

    • @dbfan199
      @dbfan199 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I play a lot of fps on playstation. I enjoy it personally. But fps typically are best on pc. (I just have a shit pc.)

  • @RETROGRADE3438
    @RETROGRADE3438 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    This gameplay will put Dean Takahashi to shame in terms of how bad it is, maybe he'll learn something from this humiliation and actually play games instead of console waring , eh who am I kidding as if he isn't humiliated enough before for his stupidity, he learned nothing

  • @shocknaw
    @shocknaw 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    i play halo more aggressive than this guy plays doom

    • @shadowsagen723
      @shadowsagen723 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Or would you say people play "Paint Drying Simulator" more agressively than JT playing Doom here, 🤣

    • @shocknaw
      @shocknaw 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @ honestly I could mow my lawn with more aggression than he plays doom

  • @ezzy384
    @ezzy384 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    Slopstation games really do just condition people like they're rats

  • @dumba101d8
    @dumba101d8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Dude basically said “the sun is hot”

  • @kaden-sd6vb
    @kaden-sd6vb 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    good lord, dean takahashi has a new rival. between the aim that's atrocious even by controller user standards, playing the game like a fucking cover shooter, and the absolute lack of any ability to avoid taking damage from even basic enemies... jesus fucking christ.

  • @TheRealRuddRants
    @TheRealRuddRants 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    This guy never let it go about these stupid exclusivity wars. Like a bunch of culture warriors about woke vs. anti-woke mobs being basic broads never cry about small details.

    • @dylives7667
      @dylives7667 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      On the previous upload a Pony proudly mentioned that it never ends.
      And Joe made the brilliant remark that he could end it.
      Talk about toxic.

  • @the_courier_live
    @the_courier_live 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I didn’t even know that there was decoys because the health stealing Grenades are so good.

  • @yahyandanusa7834
    @yahyandanusa7834 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    They are Twitter fanboys, not gamers.

  • @MoltenAnimation
    @MoltenAnimation 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    His post saying to post their gameplay has me wanting to re-download this game and post some of the crazy shit I've done he's pissing me off that much💀
    That gameplay physically hurt btw thank you for placing your gameplay in here as a way for my eyes to be cleansed

  • @TheOpies
    @TheOpies 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Anyone else notice the framedrops at 9:02 on the flawless PS5 pro?

  • @vhsmemories504
    @vhsmemories504 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    There is 0 chance this dude has fought a marauder. No way.

  • @spacedaniel492
    @spacedaniel492 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    this is one of those weird situations where a casual doesn't think he is a casual, but can't even begin to fathom the amount of time some of us have put into games.

  • @ro4le234
    @ro4le234 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    "Youre so bad at playing DOOM" "LAST OF US 2 SOLD MORE SUCKERS"...
    honestly tho I got braindamage looking at his attempt at playing it

    • @blockofland-qo2oj
      @blockofland-qo2oj 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      he was actually saying doom eternal outsold lou2 but hey its still a brain dead take

    • @ro4le234
      @ro4le234 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @blockofland-qo2oj i might have been braindead at moment, but im possitive he was bragging abou tlou2 sales, if not then the video did some serious damage to me :D

    • @blockofland-qo2oj
      @blockofland-qo2oj 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@ro4le234 go back and look he was mad that doom had somehow outsold tlou2

    • @ro4le234
      @ro4le234 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@blockofland-qo2oj my bad... Hell i will never understand the TLOU cult

    • @blockofland-qo2oj
      @blockofland-qo2oj 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @ me neither my guy the game is mid as hell

  • @sespa7867
    @sespa7867 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Hey leave him alone he only plays twitter you can't expect him to be good at an actual game

  • @shariqhasan6220
    @shariqhasan6220 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    5:40 The decoy grenade is pretty useful actually. Its actual purpose as intended by the devs is to use it to distract demons long enough for you to maneuver to an open space if you get cornered or to focus on other big demons while the smaller demons are distracted from the decoy. Not meant to be used as a means of cover.

  • @mynameismud-qd9vu
    @mynameismud-qd9vu 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Portnoy made Burn it to the Ground great! In all fairness I suck at Doom as well, but I never took cover or crouched to avoid being seen by enemies. Dude, your Doofus club shoutouts are running over 3 minutes.

  • @NewVegasCarrier
    @NewVegasCarrier 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Seeing this, I'm salivating at the idea of cross play Halo mp with Ponies.

  • @anonvoila4883
    @anonvoila4883 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    "Tell me you don't play games without telling me you don't play games." Bruh, this right here is why Sony's taking Ls lately. These "ponies" out here ain’t even gaming for real-they just hype up exclusive titles like they’re the second coming but never actually touch the damn controller-the whole fandom is built on clout-chasing screenshots and unplayed libraries.

  • @JGMP7887
    @JGMP7887 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    3:11 so good to see a Mike Portnoy shout out, that got you a new sub, the man is the greatest.

    • @Lyedohn
      @Lyedohn 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Same here lol. The moment I heard the shout out I stopped this to see the recommended video, and I was not disappointed. Mikey is my favorite drummer. Finding out he got back together with Dream Theater made me so happy.

  • @647586
    @647586 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    re: the eye-seeing FPS thing. I think I know where that number comes from, it's a VERY specific context that was tested in a specific study.
    They tested by showing people a white screen with one black frame, and a black screen with one white frame.
    People generally could only see the black frame in the white at that sort of low fps range.
    But here's the thing: people could see the one white frame in the black in the 300+ fps range.
    So 'some experts' may tell you the eye can see 40fps. But those SAME experts will probably tell you it can also go up to 600 or something.

  • @cybruiser57peti
    @cybruiser57peti 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    damn 6:26 I haven't played Doom 2016 for a long time, but I still remember how painful Hellknights are in early game, when you don't have room to maneuver.

  • @roguespartan2854
    @roguespartan2854 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You should've seen me when DOOM Eternal first dropped on Xbox One, my fingers were WILDIN' on that controller

  • @GreyBeardGamingCast
    @GreyBeardGamingCast 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    He might be an actual gaming journalists.

  • @mikerochburns4104
    @mikerochburns4104 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Some experts with tell you that you can only move a mouse and click buttons between 30 and 60 frames per second.

  • @archgirl
    @archgirl 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I either didn’t even know you could crouch in Doom, or I’d completely forgotten until now. I don’t know which it is, but damn.

  • @oliviabean8264
    @oliviabean8264 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Came back to this game after watching this and realized I can bully any enemy thats weaker and less threatening than a hell knight by just running around and punching them repeatedly with relatively little effort lol. God this game is such a cathartic heavy metal fueled adrenaline rush.

  • @CNTconnoisseur
    @CNTconnoisseur 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. He could have been drunk and high.

  • @wilhelmschmidt3715
    @wilhelmschmidt3715 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Hey hey hey! Dont you DARE to make joke about chest high walls. Toe high walls? Easy, knee high walls? You might stand a chance, but chest high? There is no way you get over that bad boy.

  • @PolishNero
    @PolishNero 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I've seen enough, throw him to eternal fighting the Icon of Sin at Ultra Nightmare, he can crouch behind chairs and save himself and punch the boss at 60fps

  • @yamajwce
    @yamajwce 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I legit didn’t know the decoy ability was a thing till now💀

  • @nddugas
    @nddugas 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This legit makes me want to get back to my PC/Deck playthrough of 2016. I originally finished the game on Switch (on Normal/Hurt Me Plenty), but went to PC and the improved fps + m+k controls made it EASIER to play on Ultra-Violence.