Man this is an old ass episode but hopefully someone sees my comment anyway haha. I was in Jail in Florida for 6 months and was a small white boy in a pod of killers and psychos and the only thing that kept the peace the entire 6 months in that jail pod WAS BATTLE BOTS!!! HAHAHA The boys would bet on robots all day and we got to watch live some nights and dudes would be going crazy placing bets on robots fighting on the tv hahaha my god shane and matt talking about battle bots really made me laugh thinking of watching it in jail.
You know what? I was a middle-schooler in the 90's, and I'm all for it. It was a beautiful time. In the parallel universe where the world stayed that way, Shane is a fucking A-list celebrity.
Matt McCusker makes the point of the decade when he says (paraphrasing), "If companies are so adamant about social justice, just fork some of the cash from your billion dollar company; then you would actually be doing some good towards the cause".
They’re only pretending to be for social justice because it’s popular right now. That’s INCREDIBLY silly when they use sweat shop labor, and pollute as much as they can get away with. It shows you that your actions don’t matter, only where you align yourself. Display your values, no need to live them.
indeed, its in the companies interest to over-emphasize the social justice/political corrctness, because it takes the heat off of them and makes everyday people feel guilty. and makes companies look good without actually having to exchange wealth like matt said
The companies are the ones who created the idea of social justice in the first place, after occupy wall street, the corporations highjacked the movement to control the narrative.
My grandfather is a war hero! He served in the Marine Corps....In Korea he was one if the few survivors from his unit in the battle of Chosin Reservoir....And served 3 tours in Vietnam....Purple Heart recipient....He was a Gunnery Sergeant...He passed away on this day (New Years Eve) in 1998....
Yeah I had a cat dog too growing up. Dude would meow and run up too anyone that came in the house and expect pets or he would bat at them. My parents lucked out and got another one after he passed. Dude is just always trying to kick it with me when ever I come over. Other cats they got take an hour or so before they warm up.
Naw bro, Shane is so zingable lol huge ego with humility aka a soul is a beautiful thing around the dawgs. Get a little, give a little. Just bros being bros. Chicks cheerlead from the sideline. Dawgs get in the game
My hobby has been RC cars for years and years now. So I decided to look at the Battle Bots one day and see what goes into making them. They’re way beyond what I thought they were. I’m like a shitty mechanic of RC and they’re like...engineering Gods.
If you want a really nice small pistol you should look into the Tac pack they sell for the Sig Sauer P365 it's 12 rounds of 9mm in a macro compact pistol. I also have the P320 they based it off of originally in subcompact but now in full size but never carry because I prefer the p365 because it's really easy to hide and doesn't dig in at all. Just my humble civilian opinion
I just screenshotted the comment to look it up myself, I’m going to be getting a EDC and it’s a really well placed ad from the dawgz thanks you patriots shit is shrek 1
I'm from the UK so don't get some of the humour but ever since I 'discovered' Shane when he stayed at Stanhope's funhouse (I'm a Stanhope Patreon Killer Termite) I've become addictex to this podcast and will soon become a Patreon subscriber...you two work fantastically together...podcasrs..the stand-up of and for the future.
The wedge is a staple of mechanical advantage 👍 makes me wonder how successful a battlebot with some type of pulley system would be Maybe a little trebuchet that flings the other bots into the audience
In the end, battle bots is an idea that sounded awesome on paper, but doesn't work on this scale. We need giant Japanese-style mechs to make Battle Bots catch on. We need life-size Megazord battles.
It sounds like a robot wars rip off, an english tv show where people built RC bots to destroy each other. Used to watch that incessantly in the 90s it was great
@@scramblebluejay1559 Its an offshoot, after the founding partnership split up apparently. Both shows were on tv at one point in early 2000. Both ended around 2002 and each didnt get revived until 2016. Only Battlebots is currently active. Little robot history lesson for the dawgs
It's honestly good now, it used to be dogshit but it's commentated by Kenny Florian from the UFC, some alcoholic guy who honestly rules and Jenny Taft from Skip Bayless' show. They've moved past the wedge, it's all about spinning drums and these like lawnmower blades that chop each other the fuck up. The bots weigh like 250 lbs A piece.
@@emjay3066 there are many are like that, others that can flip themselves back over. Minotaur and tombstone have been the best for a while, both work on either side I think.
Bruh, I’m not tryna explain my whole medical situation rn, but let me just say, these dudes almost killed me with The Wedge talk 😆 I was laughing so much I could have had a stroke. I had to escape the hilarious things they were saying cuz I couldn’t breath 😂 I’ve literally never laughed so much
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Man this is an old ass episode but hopefully someone sees my comment anyway haha.
I was in Jail in Florida for 6 months and was a small white boy in a pod of killers and psychos and the only thing that kept the peace the entire 6 months in that jail pod WAS BATTLE BOTS!!! HAHAHA
The boys would bet on robots all day and we got to watch live some nights and dudes would be going crazy placing bets on robots fighting on the tv hahaha my god shane and matt talking about battle bots really made me laugh thinking of watching it in jail.
Glad you made it out dawg, prison is the scariest thing imaginable for me .
You said "I WAS a small guy" is going to prison the secret to getting big?
@@SWIM-02354 eating an excess of calories is how u get big. Do that in tandem with intense weight lifting and u'll get big muscles.
@@K1NG_D0MEyep. Anyone saying anything else is coping. You can't break the laws of our universe
@@K1NG_D0MEshut up
Love how matt and Shane are in uniform (looking very sharp) and Christopher looks like a junior in college that is coming home and just found weed.
They’re both so damn dark and sad.
In death, a member of project mayhem, has a name
Matt and Shane just casually hanging out with a middle schooler from the 90s.
You know what? I was a middle-schooler in the 90's, and I'm all for it. It was a beautiful time. In the parallel universe where the world stayed that way, Shane is a fucking A-list celebrity.
That’s actually freddie dredd
That’s Christian Slater
that's how rich kids dress now
@@Gu1d-0 yeah, that's basically the default "white kid with a vinyl collection" outfit now haha
O'Connies wears a hoodie with more than one color and the rabid dawgs attack with no remorse
O’cooooonniiiesssss
Battle bots in the Middle East would make an insane South Park episode.
i liked the part when shane said "wedge"
Timestamps?
Time stamps plzzzz
Wurdge
@@jacquelinebarba2037 37:31
@@jacquelinebarba2037 listen to the fucking show, you spoonfed baby
"It was made out of wrestling steps" - Young Bull
I instantly got it.
Why is O’Conner dressed like he’s in Odd Future?
hahahahaha best roast in the whole comment section. Yung Turd
This is how everyone dresses in entire the upper left quadrant of the US
White people can’t have nuthin nice these days.
He looks like Freddie dredd
Earl Sweatturd
"my boy had an uzi in the 90s" is such a great sentence
The shaman is an evil hippie at heart, the amount of insane shit he did coming up is unreal
"Battle robotics has come a long way, dude."
For sure, can you imagine two wedges?!!!
"the mornings for me are incredibly mystical" that's a fucking quote right there
Its something a loser says
The Turd: A middle aged man dressing like a teenager. War mode will love this
Talm'bout Brendel Shualb, B??
@@bc_8314 bbbeast of a cawlmedian helluva storey teller b.
Nevur met em thow...
And they talk the skinny hipster up like he's a killer. Not in my city, he would do well in Fishtown part of philly.
Chris looks like a barista at a Starbucks in Seattle
Or 1989 sat on his face
Turd
Nerds in jordan wear is a strong nah.
how is that?
seriously didn't recognize him at first lol
The TURD!!!!🤣🤣🤣 O’connies with the TJ Miller look🤣
Josh Wolf too
1:14:00 The should be a term for that, like the opposite of a wingman. You have a best friend and a worst friend, a wingman and a wedgeman.
wrestlingstairsman?
Wedgeman lol
It is? A cockblocker can be both good n bad lol. I've thanked my Bros for blocking my cock from going into monsters the morning after before.
‘’Battle robotics has come a LONG way, dude...” - Matt McCusker 2021 19:15 ish hahaha
one of the GOAT episodes of the cast
Watching just days before Christmas in 2024 and this still hits
This is an all-time episode. Watched it twice already, today makes thrice.
This episode get me every time😂😂
One of the best MSSP of all time, all praise the dawgz 👏👏❤️
The wedge taking out Big Zuc got me good 😂😂😂
especially when everyone and their ass shit on our HC when he was hired
One for each foot 😂
Every wedge got me rolling, and double wedge had me dying on a roof at 8am 😂
These guys should do battle bot fight companions
Matt McCusker makes the point of the decade when he says (paraphrasing), "If companies are so adamant about social justice, just fork some of the cash from your billion dollar company; then you would actually be doing some good towards the cause".
They’re only pretending to be for social justice because it’s popular right now. That’s INCREDIBLY silly when they use sweat shop labor, and pollute as much as they can get away with. It shows you that your actions don’t matter, only where you align yourself. Display your values, no need to live them.
indeed, its in the companies interest to over-emphasize the social justice/political corrctness, because it takes the heat off of them and makes everyday people feel guilty. and makes companies look good without actually having to exchange wealth like matt said
One of those giant globalist banks donated a billy to BLM so they actually did do that...
and even now (in yearly sequential comments) the big corps are still dodging accountability by socially guiding the masses.
The companies are the ones who created the idea of social justice in the first place, after occupy wall street, the corporations highjacked the movement to control the narrative.
The Dawgz look like they're part of the stage crew.
Chris looks like a kid who got lost at the zoo
dont sleep on brodric martin
chris has dope jackets, but then he wears them and they aren't dope
😂😂
That hat was a shitty decision by the Turd
Wedge is an all time fave episode i come back to this when the dawgz are late uploading. Wheres this weeks video at gardeeeni
1:09:40 that line from Shane in O’Connie’s voice is crushing and magnificent 😂😂
The TURD returns
Returds*
Yung rewatch gang check in
Never laughed harder at battle bots. Great segment.
My grandfather is a war hero! He served in the Marine Corps....In Korea he was one if the few survivors from his unit in the battle of Chosin Reservoir....And served 3 tours in Vietnam....Purple Heart recipient....He was a Gunnery Sergeant...He passed away on this day (New Years Eve) in 1998....
Hoo rah
Awesome!
The Wedge would flip the table. Like a boss, made out of wrestling steps.
35:40 holy shit I just watched "Beautiful Dogs" Shane's new special. He was holding onto that phrase for 2 years. Cool to see!
hey man, some cats can be dawgs at heart. My boy Grits is a ride or die, always chillin and following me, he's pretty rad.
Yeah I had a cat dog too growing up. Dude would meow and run up too anyone that came in the house and expect pets or he would bat at them. My parents lucked out and got another one after he passed. Dude is just always trying to kick it with me when ever I come over. Other cats they got take an hour or so before they warm up.
Cat dawgs can be absolute gems
Grits is a tight ass name for a cat respect
@@owens7945 i miss em a lot
@@malinko35 Rip grits man 🙏🏻
Thank you for being real and honest. Gents
Now I'm getting alot of battlebot youtube recommendations
Better than getting love and autism vids
11/4/24 the old episodes really hold up 😂
Favorite time of the week
Cool name
After listening to this ep I've decided I need to invest in wedges.
1:01:20 Glad I support these boys on Patreon
dig the hoodie chris
53:53 "I HATE THEM N- AND THAT'S NOT GONNA CHANGE!" 🤣🤣🤣 O'Connies went full 90's school girl.
This is the best ep love the dawgz
Check out "Coke Magic" and "Standing in the gravitron"
35:50 BEAUTIFUL DOGS REFERENCE!!!
The guest has the basically the same voice as Matt, listening to just the audio, it sounds like Shane is talking to a person with split personalities.
I can tell I'd hate being around Shane's Mr cool energy but it's hilarious watching from the sidelines
Naw bro, Shane is so zingable lol huge ego with humility aka a soul is a beautiful thing around the dawgs. Get a little, give a little. Just bros being bros. Chicks cheerlead from the sideline. Dawgs get in the game
took the words right outta my balls, very clean brother@@JimmyJamesJimbo
I had the same thought as Shane with the AT&T commercial. Irrational rage for no reason and her head moves so weirdly
These guys are spitting out hard facts about the Wedge, our militaries need to look into its technology. This episode is great.
@@emjay3066 i just shuddered at the thought, a truly terrifying prospect.
The Gillie Monster v The Turd, The Turd looks like he got a guest spot on Northern Exposure in 1992... fax!!!
"The mornings for me are incredibly mystical"
My mornings are really quite mystical.
The Wedge theme is brilliant 👌
Shoutout to Biohazard ☣ the original Wedge!!!
Omg i love this cast! To be good at chess "getting laid has to be not an option"😂
My hobby has been RC cars for years and years now. So I decided to look at the Battle Bots one day and see what goes into making them. They’re way beyond what I thought they were. I’m like a shitty mechanic of RC and they’re like...engineering Gods.
I’m a mechanical engineer who builds race cars on the weekends. The battle bots guys are not doing anything too impressive.
@@negativeindustrial pinewood derby doesn't count
@@negativeindustrial k man relax lol
@@briani50 his name is negative. His demeanor follows.
@@negativeindustrialNikka, look up hypnodisc and razer from the OG robot wars, those things wreck!
If you want a really nice small pistol you should look into the Tac pack they sell for the Sig Sauer P365 it's 12 rounds of 9mm in a macro compact pistol. I also have the P320 they based it off of originally in subcompact but now in full size but never carry because I prefer the p365 because it's really easy to hide and doesn't dig in at all. Just my humble civilian opinion
Can confirm... P365 is great for carry. Tons of holster options now as well.
I prefer to avoid discussion of my personal carry option online however I agree with the above two comments
I just screenshotted the comment to look it up myself, I’m going to be getting a EDC and it’s a really well placed ad from the dawgz thanks you patriots shit is shrek 1
You are on a list now
The new hellcat is solid af too
Everyone knows the best BattleBot is the turbo powered fidget spinner, wrecks them every time
59:41 RIP Tybalt
The battlebots bit was hilarious... they shoulda saw the dancing robots from boston dynamics.
Turd looks like a time traveling wig
Great old pod
One of my favorite episodes
Best podcast ever! Shane is on fire extra on this one ❤❤❤❤❤❤ 🔥
You ever throw a flashbang in call of duty and end up flashing yourself? Thats what "i want to be woke" people have done to themselves
Lol, such an accurate analogy.
20:49 had me rolling 😆
Laughed so hard my wedge fell out
I'm from the UK so don't get some of the humour but ever since I 'discovered' Shane when he stayed at Stanhope's funhouse (I'm a Stanhope Patreon Killer Termite) I've become addictex to this podcast and will soon become a Patreon subscriber...you two work fantastically together...podcasrs..the stand-up of and for the future.
Welcome these dudes rock
I'm English myself and love this podcast, Shane is one of the greatest podcasters in the world in terms of comedy.
I found him the same way. Love them both
This was a great one
The wedge is a staple of mechanical advantage 👍 makes me wonder how successful a battlebot with some type of pulley system would be
Maybe a little trebuchet that flings the other bots into the audience
Calling diamond plate “wrestling steps” is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂😂.
The mythbuster guys had a spinning freewheel battlebot that would destroy the wedge
Spinning kinetic weapons and flippers seemed to be the best
In the end, battle bots is an idea that sounded awesome on paper, but doesn't work on this scale. We need giant Japanese-style mechs to make Battle Bots catch on. We need life-size Megazord battles.
@@EastboundAndDowns no we don't, battle bots is great. You just have ADD
The battlebots bits were gold
Dudez...the AT&T girl with the bazookas commercial is skrange
This episode would look amazing as cartoon form, the wedge creating chaos all over the world
the sponge looks absolutely ridiculous in this episode lmao
“Eww Chris” so funny for some reason
That charcoal joke is too funny 😂
I think this black shirt is the only piece of clothing Shane has that isnt a ND coaches polo or podcast merch.
Taking notes from C.K. Black t’s are great for slightly chubby bros.
Matt casually saying the guy killed himself felt like Dooley from It's Always Sunny
Who else is gonna watch Battlebots now?
It sounds like a robot wars rip off, an english tv show where people built RC bots to destroy each other. Used to watch that incessantly in the 90s it was great
@@scramblebluejay1559 Its an offshoot, after the founding partnership split up apparently. Both shows were on tv at one point in early 2000. Both ended around 2002 and each didnt get revived until 2016. Only Battlebots is currently active. Little robot history lesson for the dawgs
@@emjay3066 don't forget Matilda the triceratop one lol.
It's honestly good now, it used to be dogshit but it's commentated by Kenny Florian from the UFC, some alcoholic guy who honestly rules and Jenny Taft from Skip Bayless' show. They've moved past the wedge, it's all about spinning drums and these like lawnmower blades that chop each other the fuck up. The bots weigh like 250 lbs A piece.
@@emjay3066 there are many are like that, others that can flip themselves back over. Minotaur and tombstone have been the best for a while, both work on either side I think.
Battle bots was the best show ever growing up! My brothers and I had a bunch of the toys and would spend hours making fake robots
Every time wedge is said, you must drink. Good luck
Oconnie with the fresh Oshkoshbgosh
Out here in Knoxville TN, 3 years, only heard one N bomb by my old boss. Classic blue collar boss move
more battlebots talk lol
What up dawgz!?!
Bruh, I’m not tryna explain my whole medical situation rn, but let me just say, these dudes almost killed me with The Wedge talk 😆 I was laughing so much I could have had a stroke. I had to escape the hilarious things they were saying cuz I couldn’t breath 😂 I’ve literally never laughed so much
You saying you’re wedged up brah?
"this is what it's like when wedge's COLLIDE!" 🎶 - Powerman 5000
possibly the best podcast ever..
Hallelujah
Does anyone know the name of the history episode on the patreon they referenced? I just looked for it and can’t figure out which one it is
That 4 door Porsche is saweet
Oconnys got the birdwatchers starter kit!
on fire this ep
Got that dude muddy from WWI wedge
Shane calling it "Zine" is also hilarious. "Zyn is not a sin." Zin. Not "Zyne" 😂
Best episode of New testament by far