I was going to be a Target employee but due to time differences it didn't work out for me I wanted the daytime and they wanted the nighttime, cousin try to tell me that the nighttime was very much hellacious.. it's not for everyone, told her why do you think I chose the daytime for.. just to be stubborn no because daytime is a comfortable time for me.
@@paulsmith5684 Night crew is actually pretty chill at my store. Closing shift is when the place gets quiet and you can pretty much just hang out with the other night owls.
@@EchosTackyTiki That is actually cool but that doesn't occur in every store though. I'm not going to give up I will get a job eventually I'm going to try to apply at Macy's or Stop & Shop or both in Brooklyn, so I'm not worried about it. I've been trying up until now.
@@stephenwilliams203 Corporatism. True capitalism would have had someone making laser-proof vests for them for $9.99 in about a week because there had become a market for such an item. 😉
@@isabellaa1750 I also know her as sweet Mayhem from The Lego Movie which is quite a coincidence seeing as she does have a scar on her eyebrow that was from a Lego piece
As a laser gunner at Target, I can confirm that this scene is 90% accurate. What is inaccurate is that the laser doesn't cut so neatly. When the laser hits a human, it creates a steam explosion that blows the cashier apart. Yes, it is messy, but we call for a cleanup crew to take care of it.
That’s actually adorable. I’ve had a cute cashier flirt with me before. Although, I’m a total cynic with a skeptical mind so I thought she was just teasing me for shits and giggles. I kinda regret brushing her off now…
I love the suptler joke her that; Esperanza has a name tag, and Lois *heard* her name, and she offers to abandoned everything for her. But she still just calls her 'cinnamoned skinned Target lady'
True story... they were trying to get me to work past my scheduled shift (which legally they can't do) and threatened to fire me. I was absolutely pissed and quit on the spot. The manager then threatened to "kick my ass." Hands down the worst fucking job I've ever had in my life, and I've had jobs before where I regularly had to clean up shit and vomit. Fuck Target.
I thought the punchline was going to be that Lois thought Esperanza was going to run away with her, but it turns out she's only running to Lois because she forgot something at the register.
Or that she only paid 11 cents and owed the remaining $6. "Lady, waaaaait!" "Cinnamon skinned Target lady!" Cashier runs up to Lois, stops, huffs and puffs, catches her breath. "...you still owe me $6."
Working as a Target cashier I can confirm this is hilariously more accurate than you'd think. On my first week, my boss would occasionally joke how "the bullseye should be called a hawkeye," which I didn't really follow until I remember seeing one of my female coworkers share a rather intimate moment with a customer at the outdoor equipment aisle. The lady needed help because she needed to grab something off the top shelf, but I saw how they both looked at each other and I knew she had no intention of getting anything off the shelves. They pressed their palms up against each other, and I distinctly remember seeing the Target bullseye above their heads. There were no security cameras pointed at the outdoor equipment aisle, but the next shift I heard she got fired and I never heard from her again. Target knows.
i got my mom fired from target when i was 10 because my parents had just divorced and she'd been working over the christmas holiday to make some money to make sure that she and i could have a good christmas my dad took me to target to go grocery shopping and i got SUPER excited and giddy seeing my mom work because i hadn't seen her in a couple months due to her shifts (she'd been working 8 am - 2 am across multiple stores), i ran behind the counter and gave her a hug none of the other cashiers cared and neither did the shift leader but the manager saw that through the camera and didn't like that target hates lesbians and hates working parents apparently
This is the dumbest shit I've heard, man 💀 First of all, it's a fucking cartoon, they killed them because the character had zero relevance on the show, so they could. Second of all, why would they kill the EMPLOYEE for the CUSTOMER stealing?? Honestly, the stupidity 🤦🏼♂️
The nicest way to describe a white person's skin colour is by comparing it to porcelain, the same material we make toilet bowls from. Brown people get all the best ones, caramel, chocolate, mahogony... the list goes on. There are a few poetic descriptions for people who are too white though: white as a ghost, bone white, milky... I don't really have a point besides the fact that it sounds weird to compare a person to ice-cream or a potato.
Well I would say Peter is a marriage of convenience, but there is nothing convenient about Peter. Also this is not Target behavior, this is more Walmart behavior LOL
@@dishsoap6895 No, Target actually bisects employees who leave their post early using a high powered laser. Could be worse, it's much more elegant than Wal-Mart's roof mounted remote operated 25mm grenade launcher which is loud and tends to make a bloody mess of the worker's remains on nearby bystanders and parked cars. Costco has it going on though, they just have a pin sized micro explosive device and remote detonator surgically inserted into the employee's chest cavity. The explosive is just powerful enough to turn their innards into pudding without blasting the entire body apart in a bloody spectacle.
@@22steve5150 Meanwhile, BJ's keeps it on the lowdown. It's not what happens when you get out; it's what happens to you and/or your loved ones once you get caught, which easily happens to all eloping BJs employees.
I _have_ noticed an ashy, “burnt hair”smell whenever I enter a target store, I wondered why. But I rarely go to target because of the high prices you charge combined with the cost-of-living skyrocket over the last 4 years 🫤
I'd like to point out all the inaccuracies and falsehoods in how Target Corporation is portrayed in this scene: 1.The Target logo has 3 concentric circles. Not 5. ...That is all.
@@Algenie K, but that's literally you projecting. I'm just saying Target is a trash company to work for in general, has nothing to do about pay or retail. If people like working retail for whatever reason or it just happens to be where they are, that's cool and all, but there is other places to work besides target that won't drive you as crazy. Walmart and Target are both just pretty heinous to their employees.
@@Ravenleaf182 I go to Target every week, its right across from me so I've been seeing a few employees for a long time and one in particular looks like he's slowly lost his soul more and more every time I see him. 🤔
Damn this is reminding me of the time I had a crush on a Target Employee. One time, he was walking up to me, whispered, “Shit” under his breath and walked away. I was so confused. I suspect the bullseye was watching us
I fell In love with a hobby lobby cashier. Never talked to her. Only saw her once, but she had the most beautiful eyes. I’ll always remember you hobby lobby girl 😭
i live in Italy , this is the first time i hear about Target and i'm really far from being a former target employee, but this is actually pretty accurate
The fact that Lois called her "cinnamon-skinned Target lady" after clearly hearing that her name was Esperanza and seeing her at the counter with her name tag lord knows how many times tells you just about how deep her fantasies went. That is to say, not deep at all.
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@@chocolatishwasnotherea///-/
Is Montana some kind of fantasy land for dikes?
What episode is this
nice
As a Target employee I can confirm that this is how we respond to these kinds of situations. Bullseye is watching you. Always watching.
I was going to be a Target employee but due to time differences it didn't work out for me I wanted the daytime and they wanted the nighttime, cousin try to tell me that the nighttime was very much hellacious.. it's not for everyone, told her why do you think I chose the daytime for.. just to be stubborn no because daytime is a comfortable time for me.
What about Walmart
@@yattaguru I'm nowhere near any Walmart at all.
@@paulsmith5684 Night crew is actually pretty chill at my store. Closing shift is when the place gets quiet and you can pretty much just hang out with the other night owls.
@@EchosTackyTiki That is actually cool but that doesn't occur in every store though. I'm not going to give up I will get a job eventually I'm going to try to apply at Macy's or Stop & Shop or both in Brooklyn, so I'm not worried about it. I've been trying up until now.
As a former target employee I can confirm this happens on a daily basis. Have you ever wondered why there are 10 registers and only 2 cashier's
Can u explain?
No
Capitalism run amok?
@@stephenwilliams203 Corporatism. True capitalism would have had someone making laser-proof vests for them for $9.99 in about a week because there had become a market for such an item. 😉
@@thecustodian1023 True Capitalism will always amount to corporatism.
Finding out the person that voiced Esperanza also voices Mirabel in Encanto makes this funnier
Stephanie Beatriz
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Hoooo Wait !?
@@isabellaa1750 I also know her as sweet Mayhem from The Lego Movie which is quite a coincidence seeing as she does have a scar on her eyebrow that was from a Lego piece
lol that's Rosa from Brooklyn 99
The fact that Esperanza means “hope” in Spanish is just the cherry on top😂
They killed hope to discourage change.
Oh, thanks!
It's quite an "old novela (soap opera)" name too, lol!
Bro my middle name is hope and my adoptive fam calls me esperanza or camisón sometimes 😂😂
Esperanza rising
S tier novel would reccomend
"Target: Due to lesbian fantasies, we no longer accept change." would make a great sticker.
I would definitely put one on my bumper.
I try making one for my car bumper
Lol, "change" 😂 Nice way to slip in some transphobia. (Changing genders)
@@ravennkings I just caught that 😂
@@ravennkings no. you are just extrapolating
As a laser gunner at Target, I can confirm that this scene is 90% accurate. What is inaccurate is that the laser doesn't cut so neatly. When the laser hits a human, it creates a steam explosion that blows the cashier apart. Yes, it is messy, but we call for a cleanup crew to take care of it.
Interesting, thank you for letting us in on this.
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Damn i feel sorry for the clean up crew!!
Btw what's they're number, i just have something in my basement that needs to be cleaned off.
im surprised you guys dont use collar bombs
That's actually really thoughtful cleaning up the parking lot
Even after she JUST learned her name, she still called her "cinnamon skinned target lady"💀💀
Yeah, that bugged me!!!! Lol
Maybe because I’m Mexican and I know a few Esperanzas!
Lol it's because it was her fantasy that she lost not actually losing Esperanza
Cause that's what lois found important
Because Esperanza was the name target assigned her
Sounds about wyight
As a target cashier I can confirm that this is 100% accurate
Are you fired yet for your comment on Target?
hab ha ha ha
Ok
@@smurug85 fired, but literally fired🔫
Yeah she is "fired" i work controlling the laser guiding system for targ...AHHHHH!!!! *Laser noises*
Are we just ignoring the fact that Lois just got an entire bag of groceries for only 11 cents?
And committed adultery?😂 well almost
Target circle app
It's all just a part of her fantasy 😂
it was $6.11 , but why would we expect anyone to pay attention
Times were different before inflation…. Times were different 🥲
This actually explains why I never see the same target employee twice.
High turnaround nowadays.
Huh… same
@@pnastysavage5510 Turnover
@@simonstevenson6686 Correct !
Wait a minute…
I dated a Target cashier. She told me I had beautiful eyes. She was pretty nice. And got me an employee discount on a garden bench.
Nice
That’s actually adorable. I’ve had a cute cashier flirt with me before. Although, I’m a total cynic with a skeptical mind so I thought she was just teasing me for shits and giggles. I kinda regret brushing her off now…
@Ksjs Jdjdb Lol
I'd fire her for that
@Ksjs Jdjdb bad employee behaviour.
I love the suptler joke her that; Esperanza has a name tag, and Lois *heard* her name, and she offers to abandoned everything for her. But she still just calls her 'cinnamoned skinned Target lady'
I can't remember people's names seconds later either. It's quite a problem.
@@adrianthoroughgood1191Too true dave, too true.
As if the joke needed more explaining. And as if it wasn’t written by a soulless AI anyways
@@37H662 This is from two years ago
@@opienti this reply is from the future
Any employee who quits Target pay with their lives. And if Esperanza were real, may she rest in peace.
rest in pieces......
Whys that
@@epicpvper9379 target can't allow their secrets becoming public
Lies again? Sunday Bell
True story... they were trying to get me to work past my scheduled shift (which legally they can't do) and threatened to fire me. I was absolutely pissed and quit on the spot. The manager then threatened to "kick my ass." Hands down the worst fucking job I've ever had in my life, and I've had jobs before where I regularly had to clean up shit and vomit. Fuck Target.
I think the laser would have also hit Lois, but maybe it's a Target only laser
Ha ha!
She was Targeted for elimination
Only hits its target XD
@@AllFiery dammit I was going to say that
boooooo
You know this was serious if lois dropped her groceries
Lois*
I thought the punchline was going to be that Lois thought Esperanza was going to run away with her, but it turns out she's only running to Lois because she forgot something at the register.
It’s target not cfa😂
Or that she only paid 11 cents and owed the remaining $6.
"Lady, waaaaait!"
"Cinnamon skinned Target lady!"
Cashier runs up to Lois, stops, huffs and puffs, catches her breath. "...you still owe me $6."
@@angry_zergling Exactly!
Yeah this was good subversion.
I thought so too
Working as a Target cashier I can confirm this is hilariously more accurate than you'd think. On my first week, my boss would occasionally joke how "the bullseye should be called a hawkeye," which I didn't really follow until I remember seeing one of my female coworkers share a rather intimate moment with a customer at the outdoor equipment aisle. The lady needed help because she needed to grab something off the top shelf, but I saw how they both looked at each other and I knew she had no intention of getting anything off the shelves. They pressed their palms up against each other, and I distinctly remember seeing the Target bullseye above their heads. There were no security cameras pointed at the outdoor equipment aisle, but the next shift I heard she got fired and I never heard from her again.
Target knows.
Creepy 😳
i got my mom fired from target when i was 10 because my parents had just divorced and she'd been working over the christmas holiday to make some money to make sure that she and i could have a good christmas
my dad took me to target to go grocery shopping and i got SUPER excited and giddy seeing my mom work because i hadn't seen her in a couple months due to her shifts (she'd been working 8 am - 2 am across multiple stores), i ran behind the counter and gave her a hug
none of the other cashiers cared and neither did the shift leader but the manager saw that through the camera and didn't like that
target hates lesbians and hates working parents apparently
Is target homophobic or am I missing a joke here?
This is both erotic and terrifying.
@@circa1890 right🧂🍿👀 lifetime needs to get on this 😅
the fact that Lois and and the target cashier don't know eachother names makes this scene hilarious
Lois only paid 11 cents for that stuff by the way she didn't pull up the other six dollars. That might be why target used a lazer on their employee?
best comment!
This is the dumbest shit I've heard, man 💀
First of all, it's a fucking cartoon, they killed them because the character had zero relevance on the show, so they could.
Second of all, why would they kill the EMPLOYEE for the CUSTOMER stealing??
Honestly, the stupidity 🤦🏼♂️
nah it's definitely the bullseye being homophobic.
man, she was just horny, who cares about that when you are about to die, for the crime of loving someone that loves you back
It’s laser.
As a former target employee this is actually pretty accurate
You should see what Walmart does to us 😨
Wait I need the tea from Target and Walmart!
@@dumpsterpsycho2894 as a Walmart employee who works in dispensary, you are right probably. Idk I work dispensary not cashier.
and you didn’t die??
@@Suigeneris999 Wait your Walmart has a dispensary that awesome! Do you work in Colorado?
“Cinnamon-skin target lady” 💀
NAOW
I suspect a cashier would scowl or cringe if a stranger tried to grasp their hand like that.
Unless they actually feel sexual tension with the person that’s paying. I seen it happen before
Not if they’re hot enough.
Would be super weird coming from outtanowhere
They may scowel but you gotta shoot your shot.
@@astrolynxical
Seen it before? You mean like being in the line next to them lol? That would prob be awkward.
As a Target manager, I can confirm that we all sound and dress like that man
😆
If u were my manager I would act up 👀
@@Alyssa-po5fp you wouldn’t be the first, nor the last to act up😂
@Gabriel Strong not necessarily, you can wear jeans and not all leaders have to wear red either.
Do you ever get to operate the laser?
Esperanza can do so much better than Lois
That’s a fact😂
Them papers man
Yeah... definitely at least 2 loises at this point.
Clearly not
Has anyone said "cinnamoned skinned target lady... Noooooo!" yet? 😂
Tbh that's a beautiful way to describe someone 😭❤️❤️
The nicest way to describe a white person's skin colour is by comparing it to porcelain, the same material we make toilet bowls from.
Brown people get all the best ones, caramel, chocolate, mahogony... the list goes on.
There are a few poetic descriptions for people who are too white though: white as a ghost, bone white, milky...
I don't really have a point besides the fact that it sounds weird to compare a person to ice-cream or a potato.
@@SineN0mine3 silky or milky is nice
@@SineN0mine3 Alabaster skinned, fair skinned.
As a Latino i agree with this way to describe us
Damn, Esperanza is a fine looking lady. I can understand why Lois would want to run away with her.
She's no Francesca Louise Alessandro
It’s a cartoon dude..
@@chichibee3983 well no shit sherlock
@@chichibee3983 yeah and it’s just a joke dude
Well you could say her Esperanza died as well XD (it also means hope in spanish)
I low key want a whole episode with these two and this concept.
We’ll just, ya know, pretend she didn’t get split in half
Same! Plus it would actually be kind of untapped, the show hasn't done a lesbian Lois storyline yet besides this cutaway.
I want a version in which Lois splits her in half 👿
i'm busily creating one in my head, at least.
I wish more of these shows that are in their 33rd season would experiment with ideas like those. If anything they play it extremely safe and boring
@@user-x7dc2pq7nI wouldn’t call Stevie having puppies with Brian “safe” personally 😓
I would 100% watch family guy again if it followed Lois and Esperanza's love story.
It’s the only right thing to do
GIGGITTY GIGGITTY GIGGITTY GIGGITTY GIGGITTY GIGGITTY GIGGITTY GIGGITTY!.........
Who’s the cutie pie on your pfp?
@@mynameisjeff9660 eyes that stare through your soul and suck you in if you looked for too long...
@@mynameisjeff9660 your mom
As a girl who worked at target and had a crush on another girl who worked there; this is very accurate (minus her dying)
That's great that she didn't die,what else happened?
Oh, so there is a camera that can shoot a precision laser at Target. Noted.
Haha you're an invalid human because you won't breed haha
Video proof ...or it didn't happen!!!! Giggidy
Gayyyyy
What I find really funny is that even after Lois learns what her name is she still calls her the target lady.
She literally have a name tag on her shirt.
For that moment esperanza was free...may we all go out that way, free and apparently without any blood inside of us
Or bones
Or organs
@@juilkeyaru405 I knew this was coming next.
To make it even worse the laser probably cauterized the wound so no blood
You didn't know? We're all actually made of Play-Doh. That's why they wouldn't let us eat it as children, it's because it would have been cannibalism.
Peter and Lois both have strong gay fantasies of running away. At this point is a miracle Chris, Meg and Stewie exist.
Peter is not gay.
@@hawk66100 Do i have "gay jokes" clips and moments for you!
@@hawk66100 It's 2022 it doesn't matter who's gay or who's not gay everybody can just do whoever they want no label required.
@@tnatstrat7495 fr tho
@@tnatstrat7495 _Based_
As a Target survivor I can confirm the others weren’t so lucky 😔
Well I would say Peter is a marriage of convenience, but there is nothing convenient about Peter. Also this is not Target behavior, this is more Walmart behavior LOL
This is definitely Target behavior 😂💀
Naw Walmart knows that people are forced to work for them, she can't leave because she's in debt for the car she had to purchase to work there.
@@Dayserking We should never believe anything we watch. Sorry. Severe autism.
Oh please the is Retail Behavior period
@@Hitomora We’re not supposed to believe anything we watch. None of it is real.
There was more plot in this 1minute than every movie I've ever seen
XD first peter now lois
When
@@tamiyaharrison9774 Peter had a crush for the Latina cleaning lady in an episode about office birthdays
I guess there’s just something about Latin women lol
Peters computer history also
@@Jaxionisnum2 and soft latino men
“If I can’t have you… then no one can”
-Target
The original yandere-chan.
As a target cashier I can honestly say I was never a target cashier.
This is not a lie. Target sometimes recruits some real cutiepies behind the registers. I had to check myself for the vapors a few times.
Biz warned you about those. Gotta be careful
@Isaiah Young Damn, I gotta get to Target more often.
I find this love story so beautiful and sad at the same time
Shocking to hear Target employees or ex-employees state that this is 100% accurate. That’s both creepy and scary as hell.
I think they’re joking bruv
@@dishsoap6895 No, Target actually bisects employees who leave their post early using a high powered laser. Could be worse, it's much more elegant than Wal-Mart's roof mounted remote operated 25mm grenade launcher which is loud and tends to make a bloody mess of the worker's remains on nearby bystanders and parked cars. Costco has it going on though, they just have a pin sized micro explosive device and remote detonator surgically inserted into the employee's chest cavity. The explosive is just powerful enough to turn their innards into pudding without blasting the entire body apart in a bloody spectacle.
@@22steve5150 *claps*
@dish soap Right
@@22steve5150 Meanwhile, BJ's keeps it on the lowdown. It's not what happens when you get out; it's what happens to you and/or your loved ones once you get caught, which easily happens to all eloping BJs employees.
As a cashier who has never worked at Target, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.
Fuck Atlético
this went from awkward to wholesome to sad to hopeful to depressing in the matter of 1 minute and 15 seconds
As a target CEO I can neither confirm or denie the existence of the laser on the Bulls eye.
I _have_ noticed an ashy, “burnt hair”smell whenever I enter a target store, I wondered why.
But I rarely go to target because of the high prices you charge combined with the cost-of-living skyrocket over the last 4 years 🫤
Fellow target employee here, i can tell you guys this is 100 percent accurate.
@AceofSwords21 i think that’s mandatory for every ETL at target
As a wise man once said. '' The person who runs away from target gets targeted. ''
As a Target Team Member, I can 100% guarantee this is exactly what happens in the store as a cashier worker, I miss Dylan...
I bet the laser didn't...
@@BaronSengir1008 XD you’re wrong for that
Poor Dylan 😢
Dylan dalmatian
As a lesbian, I can confirm that this is where I met my wife and got married to her: In Target
I'm jealous
@@idktbh.2421 same.
can't believe you dodged those lasers with precise accuracy, blessed 🙏
reminds me of the "target lady meets her first lesbian" SNL sketch
How did you survive?
R.i.p Esperanza 1983-2022
As a native Montanan, I got pretty excited when she mentioned our state which has more cows than humans btw.
Do they run the state? Cows in prominent positions of government etc?
@@777jimothy Yea. Our Governor is a Grizzly Bear and our representatives our some Rainbow Trout
If you like Montana, stop telling people about it.
@Rob Ott you mean ALIENS
Good
I'd like to point out all the inaccuracies and falsehoods in how Target Corporation is portrayed in this scene:
1.The Target logo has 3 concentric circles. Not 5.
...That is all.
Wait a damn minute.... 🧐😦
We all know this is the bullseye talking ,
It used to decades ago.
And just FYI the target cashier was voiced by Stephanie Beatriz
Really?? Omg
I was sure she was running after Lois because she forgot the $6 and only paid 11 cents 🤣
I'm not shocked at all the target comments, I'm just shocked at how many people are willing to admit working at target.
-Obligatory political argument about how there's nothing wrong with working a minimum wage job.-
@@Algenie K, but that's literally you projecting. I'm just saying Target is a trash company to work for in general, has nothing to do about pay or retail. If people like working retail for whatever reason or it just happens to be where they are, that's cool and all, but there is other places to work besides target that won't drive you as crazy. Walmart and Target are both just pretty heinous to their employees.
@@Ravenleaf182 Should have said /j after that comment. I was making a joke about people who start insufferable arguments on TH-cam.
@@Algenie Ah...that's fair ^_^;;
@@Ravenleaf182 I go to Target every week, its right across from me so I've been seeing a few employees for a long time and one in particular looks like he's slowly lost his soul more and more every time I see him. 🤔
0:58 this so emotional 😢
No
shut up
Rest in peace cinnamon skinned target lady 🙏 😔
I was expecting her to give lois back her change when she came running to her🤣
we can't have it all ):
Nope
BUT it would be the prefect end joke XD
I'm glad I wasn't the only one
She was supposedly asking for the remaining $6 Lois owed. 🤣
I’m always in shock at this scene. That laser was hot enough to cauterize her sliced body. Target really is a somewhat clean store.
0:13 Even though it’s a Fantasize, the cashier does seem nice 👍🏻
I work at a target and I can confirm one of my coworkers tried to escape and also got cut down by a laser
In Japan there are small trays on the counter. Place your money, both cash and coins on the tray. Your change and receipt come back on the same tray.
Damn this is reminding me of the time I had a crush on a Target Employee.
One time, he was walking up to me, whispered, “Shit” under his breath and walked away. I was so confused. I suspect the bullseye was watching us
Always
He must have seen the wedding ring on your hand 😂
maybe he realized that he had to change his underwear because he pee'd white
It was me
This is not fair, man, Peter is able to get away with his secret gay boyfriend but Lois can't have an affair with the cashier lady. Not cool, dude
why did i genuinly get invested in family guy yuri 😭😭
I fell In love with a hobby lobby cashier. Never talked to her. Only saw her once, but she had the most beautiful eyes. I’ll always remember you hobby lobby girl 😭
Perfect. Hobby lobby is the best place for you to do les stuff. F*** that homophobic place. 🍻
@@twiztinupblunts4031 are… are you okay?
@@Laura-mo4qj Hobby lobby is homophobic and right wing. So it would be great to have an LGBTQ+ relationship with one of their employees
@@twiztinupblunts4031 I just thought she was beautiful
Lesbian
The most beautiful woman in my life right now I met while we worked at Target. Inside and out, no one compares to her
Oh my god I just realized Esperanza/Cinnamon skin target lady is voiced by Stephanie Beatriz
I worked at Target, luckily long before they installed the lasers.
Lois wants the wild life.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rihanna- wild..wild..wild
Series finale: Lois will get tired of Peter and be with the woman of her life.
As much as I dislike Lois, this was actually adorable. "Cinnamon skinned Target lady"
As a former Target employee, I can confirm that store is the closest thing to Big Brother I've ever experienced as a wage slave
:,(
This is why Target is always hiring
i live in Italy , this is the first time i hear about Target and i'm really far from being a former target employee, but this is actually pretty accurate
So you lika da pizza?
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Ah man that joke is so fresh
@@dezs.5202 True comedy never goes old. :P
Not really its stupid.
2009 called it wants it’s joke back
I thought we were done with the Twilight jokes now 😩😩
"no cinnamon skinned target lady noooooooo"😂😂
Honestly, I’ve had lesbian fantasies with random strangers too. It was nuts and confusing but so fun
As a target employee I can 100% confirm this is accurate😂
Really? Employees are cut in half by a laser when running from the store during their shift?
@@georgebauerschmidt5289 yeah, saw it happen three times last month. Tragic, but that’s what happens when you sign your life away to bullseye
@@TheRealYaotzinKing you do have cinnamon skin lol
@@conservativedestroyer4056 my lover was sliced in two in front of my eyes, we were gonna run away to Utah together
0:24 bro can we admire the fluidity of the animation
As a Target laser, I can confirm that we are always this accurate.
I had a fantasy with a woman cashier at Albertsons, and then it actually happened. It was awesome. I miss Paulina.
RIP Paulina, I miss touching her 😢
Is Paulina for normal or dry skin?
Can confirm that Target surveillance is pretty top notch, like they can zoom in and see the denominations of bills and even the serial number.
Well… lois is now picking a lot of her husband’s traits. Sooner or later, she’ll take over the show
Perfect reason to quit watching it. I hate Alex Borsteins creepy, voice!
@@clockworkorange5588 I prefer it to other voices on the show lmao
Esperanza probably has some rule 34 about her by now.
Thanks for reminding me checking that later
She was not in the series for very long, tho
a weird effect of modern family guy is that they've made everyone gay and i love that
Missing Quagmire in the background going, “Giggity!”
i feel like Lois would be so much happier with a woman
Look back on the previous seasons and see her own family and her parents bonding and prospering when Lois is not around... Lois herself is a curse.
She has her moments which are as terrible as peters. No offense, but I believe that woman would been left Lois .
Leaving Target was one of the best feelings of my life honestly
I love how they don’t even know each other’s names lol “Lady! Wait!!!” 😂
As a current target team member I can confirm this is accurate
You familiar was OPU?
@@ijayylo_759 yea I used to do OPU until they transferred me over to GM/inbound team
As a former target team member working the front end, this is very accurate
@@akidakighost6821 GM is boring
@@ijayylo_759 while I agree it’s better then being a guest advocate/cashier
I could've sworn the last time family guy cut someone in half they had full anatomy
We did not know you long but you seemed like a good character. R.I.P. Target Lady
The fact that Lois called her "cinnamon-skinned Target lady" after clearly hearing that her name was Esperanza and seeing her at the counter with her name tag lord knows how many times tells you just about how deep her fantasies went. That is to say, not deep at all.
Everytime they do that slow mo shit I always expect some kind of execution lol
Still better romance than Twilight.
I GOT A TARGET AD BEFORE THIS 😭😭😭 anyways this is so real
and they were roomates
Who knew Lois was a closeted lesbian to “cinnamon skinned” Latina women?
I love how a part of her fantasy was getting two (2) bags of groceries for eleven (11) cents 😭🙏