could you imagine: You just brushed your teeth and washed your face. You get into bed ready to sleep. You turn off the light and while you’re scrolling through your phone a voice says’ “ITS TIME TO MAKE SOME BREAD!!!!” “ITS BREAD WEEK!!!!!!!!!” Truly terrifying.
On one hand, the dream sounds horrifying. On the other hand, if I have to see that photoshop of this paul guy winking again I'm sending you the bill for therapy
man, I am sorry to have to say this, but you gotta keep going through this dream journey every year. the Ancient Ones need their bread. if you don t provide it, they ll have to wake from their slumber and go seeking it in our world, causing untold destruction and death.
I had a very weird dream last night that subway was releasing an incredibles 3 themed sandwich simply named “subscribe” that had just everything you could possibly put and can’t put on a sandwich arranged in the worst possible way to make the worst possible sandwich imaginable, (I think it even had drool from screaming children on it) and then they had the absolute AUDACITY to try to pass it off as some sort of masterpiece. The worst part was there was somehow still a market for it because despite trying to get everyone to not buy a clearly horrible sandwich from a horrible company, it still had people’s curiosity and that was enough to make it profitable. So they kept making the situation worse and worse. I think what the whole point of this was that the most terrifying thing of all was corporations constantly ruining perfectly good art by mass producing shittier and shittier sequels to make a quick buck, which would have been a great critique of capitalism if my brain didn’t get confused along the way and mix up entirely different mediums lol
It's so annoying when Paul emerges, holds you hostage, forces you to make bread, all in a Paw patrol tent that he got at a Lowes and feeds the bread to the ancient ones, it's just so annoying when this happens. HE IS STILL AT LARGE.
This reminds me of a reoccurring nightmare I had till I was 13 with a vampire watching TV with me then going into my parents room and got burned cuz the lights were on, at the end they would always say I'll be back next year but when I turned 13 they just said I'll be back and it hasn't happened since.
Weirdest nightmare: Gandalf was chasing me in a parking lot, trying to use his staff like a shotgun. He blew up a lot of cars and finally shot me. I woke up feeling so weird. That was eight years ago and I remember the whole thing perfectly
Last night while I was sleeping, from underneath my bed Paul Hollywood emerged and screamed it’s time to make some bread He told me it was bread week, i said “NO, NOT AGAIN” But he took me in his strong strong hands and said “let’s go to the tent” But this was not the tent you’ve seen on the great British baking show It was a paw patrol tent that he bought on clearance at a Lowe’s I baked an oaty nut bread filled with cheese And he told me that the ancient one were pleased I said “Paul, you are never welcome here” He just winked and said “I’ll see you in a year”
You know, technically, the song never says it was a dream, and “nightmare” could be used to describe a real situation which is in some way nightmarish.
Surprised he didn't squint at you intensely for about 10 seconds before telling you it was "a bit unda proofed" or "could have done with 5 more minutes in the oven."
I love people sharing their weird nightmares and dreams. Please answer this comment with a weird dream or nightmare too. These days I dreamt I was L from Death Note. Not that I got transmigrated to Death Note. Me, in my regular life, everything was the same, but I was L from Death Note. I went to college, I had an art history class, I made pottery, I worked on a video for an assignment. I had lunch with my friends and they all acknowledged me as L. Later I came back home and my aunt took me to the beach near my home, just like she does every summer. She said “L, aren’t you hot in that sweatshirt and those jeans?” To which I responded “No, my shirt is white and my jeans are thin.” I then woke up, bummed out that I’m not L, or half as cool as he is.
Ok so here is a weird one I had last night: I was on my friend's house for sone reason but my friend was a fridge filled with bean and he had giant eyes and just whispered to my ear "bean" then proceded to eat the whole house
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I like how this implies that this has happened before in some sort of ritualistic bread making yearly kidnapping
And he specifically targets keyes
But it only happens in the dreamlands
@@Fibonochos and in his son's paw patrol tent
Lmao
@@typodoeseverything yup
"you're never welcome here!"
"Ok so same time next year then"
Thanks for that I love your comments on my page ok this one I'm using to chat with you is just my free time page to chat with my fans okay
When your son has that exact paw patrol tent in the living room right now
P̶̳̂a̸̱̓ù̵̧l̸̞͝ ̵͎̇i̵̓͜s̷̥̈́ ̴̼͆c̵͉͋ő̵̯m̸̰̈i̶͚͗ṇ̵̃g̸̞̊
ITS TIME TO BAKE SOME BREAD
Poor kid
Hate to break it to you but your son is the next adversary of the ancient ones
That wasn't a dream that was the new show they're making called the great bedish baking show
Lmao
This is the greatest song I’ve ever heard
Based pfp
Guess the elder ones wanted some bread… or that was your minds interpretation of them eating your thoughts like Bruschetta.
could you imagine:
You just brushed your teeth and washed your face. You get into bed ready to sleep.
You turn off the light and while you’re scrolling through your phone a voice says’
“ITS TIME TO MAKE SOME BREAD!!!!” “ITS BREAD WEEK!!!!!!!!!”
Truly terrifying.
On one hand, the dream sounds horrifying.
On the other hand, if I have to see that photoshop of this paul guy winking again I'm sending you the bill for therapy
I would love it if you recorded a comedy album.
Omg yes this
This is what real men dream about. Perfectly rational, linear, plot filled, suspense filled dreams.
Thanks for that I love your comments on my page ok this one I'm using to chat with you is just my free time page to chat with my fans okay
"the ancient ones are pleased"
😭😭 "strong strong hands" and "paw patrol tent he bought on clearance at a lowes" 😭😭
Gosh, please tell me you actually had this dream, complete with somehow knowing exactly where Paul got the tent without asking him
Paul is gonna be in my dreams now. Thanks
man, I am sorry to have to say this, but you gotta keep going through this dream journey every year.
the Ancient Ones need their bread.
if you don t provide it, they ll have to wake from their slumber and go seeking it in our world, causing untold destruction and death.
You will have to record that one day.
He...he did....
Could you do one on the “naked grandma” clip of family feud? I find it hilarious, even more so that he’s a pastor at the summer camp I went to.
😂 checks out. He had very big youth pastor energy
@@katelynbrown98 🤣🤣
Yea he’s great
The Ancient Ones said that my bread was a bit stodgy
You’ll make up for it in the technical
Oh, it wasn’t a dream. I was there too
I had a very weird dream last night that subway was releasing an incredibles 3 themed sandwich simply named “subscribe” that had just everything you could possibly put and can’t put on a sandwich arranged in the worst possible way to make the worst possible sandwich imaginable, (I think it even had drool from screaming children on it) and then they had the absolute AUDACITY to try to pass it off as some sort of masterpiece. The worst part was there was somehow still a market for it because despite trying to get everyone to not buy a clearly horrible sandwich from a horrible company, it still had people’s curiosity and that was enough to make it profitable. So they kept making the situation worse and worse. I think what the whole point of this was that the most terrifying thing of all was corporations constantly ruining perfectly good art by mass producing shittier and shittier sequels to make a quick buck, which would have been a great critique of capitalism if my brain didn’t get confused along the way and mix up entirely different mediums lol
I honestly wish I had that dream rather than eldritch nightmares like this guy lol.
This almost sounds like friends
The way he whispered "dont come back paul"🤣🤣🤣
Sounds like the friends theme.
It's so annoying when Paul emerges, holds you hostage, forces you to make bread, all in a Paw patrol tent that he got at a Lowes and feeds the bread to the ancient ones, it's just so annoying when this happens. HE IS STILL AT LARGE.
Now I know when I summon the great ones an oath but bread filled with cheese will bring favor to me.
i haven’t listened to proper music in a couple years. this is what i’ve begun listening to to get back into music. it’s getting me back in
Thanks for bringing some joy to a day that is only filled with sadness so far.
I really hope your day will get better! I may just be some random stranger on TH-cam, but please know that this random stranger is rooting for you
@@axuwu6939 thank you. I appreciate your thoughtfulness.
This reminds me of a reoccurring nightmare I had till I was 13 with a vampire watching TV with me then going into my parents room and got burned cuz the lights were on, at the end they would always say I'll be back next year but when I turned 13 they just said I'll be back and it hasn't happened since.
Do you remember how you made the bread? I feel like you should recreate it
“ÎT`Ś BRËÅD WĘĒK”
“Birtish”
this sounds like a horror story i'd actually watch
wtf this song just cured all my problems
There were more twists in this 60 second song than in M. Night Shyamalan's entire body of work.
This is my favorite dream story I've EVER heard.
I hate it when that happens
British people are just confused when he said
‘Great British Baking Show’
and ‘Lowe’s’
Even Paul is just like
tf is Lowe’s???
Hehe dreams are wild thank you for sharing!
"Great Birtish Baking Show" lmao
send this to Paul... "Let's make it happen"
Evil cackle.
Parts of this song started sounding like the Friends theme.
I myself have had many Paul Hollywood Nightmares.
This is why British people shouldn't have baking competitions
He saved the world from the ancient ones and just blew it off as a weird dream
Reppin Mountain Goats!
What did you expect? He’s Paul Hollywood not Paul Hollywon’t he’ll be back.
Jordan!!!!! It’s been over a year, did he come back????
Weirdest nightmare: Gandalf was chasing me in a parking lot, trying to use his staff like a shotgun. He blew up a lot of cars and finally shot me. I woke up feeling so weird. That was eight years ago and I remember the whole thing perfectly
Your dreams are incredibly specific
Damn, you got bread by him?
Now i wonder if he will have the same dream in a year
Last night while I was sleeping, from underneath my bed
Paul Hollywood emerged and screamed it’s time to make some bread
He told me it was bread week, i said “NO, NOT AGAIN”
But he took me in his strong strong hands and said “let’s go to the tent”
But this was not the tent you’ve seen on the great British baking show
It was a paw patrol tent that he bought on clearance at a Lowe’s
I baked an oaty nut bread filled with cheese
And he told me that the ancient one were pleased
I said “Paul, you are never welcome here”
He just winked and said “I’ll see you in a year”
You pleased the Ancient Ones, convincing them to spare us. You saved us all.
I was very concerned until I read the caption
Because even Cthulu can't resist cheesy bread
That's it no more red bull before bed
I wanna do bread week!
As a lowes employee I don’t understand why we sell so much paw patrol merch
Are we sure that this isn't Nyarlathotep
Cthulhu reference, I like.
Did you get the handshake?
Is it called the great British baking show in America or something? Americans always seem to use that name.
It is because copyright
I’m terrified
Trixie would kill to have this dream
But …it would prob go different for her…
You know, technically, the song never says it was a dream, and “nightmare” could be used to describe a real situation which is in some way nightmarish.
"Birtish" 💀💀💀💀💀
We are pleased with your oaty nut bread filled cheese.
Totally animating this its amazing
Surprised he didn't squint at you intensely for about 10 seconds before telling you it was "a bit unda proofed" or "could have done with 5 more minutes in the oven."
I gotta figure out how to make nutty oat bread filled with cheese now
You don't realize it, But you saved our reality whit your bread
I realized recently that you are like a bard but better somehow, or what every bard aspires to be
Positively chilling
This sounds like you've got some demons invading your dreams.
This guys stories are insane
This is my ideal dream
But did you get a PH handshake? That's the important question! 🤣
Keyes, are you okay?
That is effin horrifying
Damn I wanna eat some oaty nut bread filled with cheese good enough to please elder gods
I can only imagine what would’ve happened to you if you made it .1 percent dryer or moister
i don't know what just happened but somebody didn't take their schizophrenia meds
Me who gets all these jokes:
I want an oaty nut bread filled with cheese recipe please
I love people sharing their weird nightmares and dreams. Please answer this comment with a weird dream or nightmare too.
These days I dreamt I was L from Death Note. Not that I got transmigrated to Death Note. Me, in my regular life, everything was the same, but I was L from Death Note. I went to college, I had an art history class, I made pottery, I worked on a video for an assignment. I had lunch with my friends and they all acknowledged me as L.
Later I came back home and my aunt took me to the beach near my home, just like she does every summer.
She said “L, aren’t you hot in that sweatshirt and those jeans?”
To which I responded “No, my shirt is white and my jeans are thin.”
I then woke up, bummed out that I’m not L, or half as cool as he is.
Hmmmm
Ok so here is a weird one I had last night: I was on my friend's house for sone reason but my friend was a fridge filled with bean and he had giant eyes and just whispered to my ear "bean" then proceded to eat the whole house
@@Joplys you have to tell him, Joplys. You have to tell him his fate so he can run from it, before it’s too late.
I must ask, did you learn guitar to accompany your voice or was it a different story???
Birtish yes
as a birtish person, i am pleased
Sounds terrifying
Was this in the theme of friends or just the last part
Чем то Green Day напоминает)))))
I mean if he's paying the bills to live under your bed...?
PLEASE I NEED TO HEAR A COVER OF LOVE ME DEAD BY LUDO PLEAEAESE
oaty nut bread filled with cheese oh my god yes please
Why are your dreams so realistic compared to mine
Great Birtish Bake off
Friends theme song
Bro not sure if this was a nightmare or your wet dream...
It’s a bit stodgy!!! That’s all I could think of
Yoooo, uh... can I get that recipe... no particular reason, nope