How to Fail at Healing in FFXIV

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  • @evilhealer
    @evilhealer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    Pro tip for playing as a healer: let your tank die at the very start of a dungeon to subtly remind them that you're actually the one in charge

    • @timothyvelasquez1535
      @timothyvelasquez1535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Proceeds to clemency and shirk

    • @jeremyhernandez4809
      @jeremyhernandez4809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'd still pull everything do t like it kick me lmao I dont do small pulls period

    • @lococrash
      @lococrash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      tank: so it's war then (*turns off stance*)

    • @voromiir4327
      @voromiir4327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love this

    • @natebug1976
      @natebug1976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@lococrash me as a BLM: HAHA IM IN DANGER

  • @Larryzaur
    @Larryzaur 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1547

    The only HP that matters is the last after all! 8D

    • @ARCrusader
      @ARCrusader 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      EXACTLY! 8D

    • @JadedHopeful
      @JadedHopeful 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hey Larryzaur! I just cae from your fishing video xD made me giggle :3

    • @astsystemscomputertechnolo7204
      @astsystemscomputertechnolo7204 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hahahaNICE

    • @rockerchris82
      @rockerchris82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you both need to do a video together

    • @Sacrengard
      @Sacrengard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh look who's here, that is suspiciously coincidental!!! xD

  • @Cansinth
    @Cansinth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    I love it when tanks heal themselves. Gives me time to throw rocks at shit.

    • @cryonim
      @cryonim 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      you know those are literally rocks, the big ones. Poor mobs must be tired of getting fisted by every possible rock in the world.

    • @VigilanteAgumon
      @VigilanteAgumon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same with DPS who have Second Wind

    • @tektauron
      @tektauron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I might be alone here, but I find the rocks pretty fun xddd

    • @tacticalsnail3174
      @tacticalsnail3174 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *yes*

    • @clindsell6111
      @clindsell6111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tektauron yeah i like them plus it lets your party know your doing damage when a boulder hits the boss right in front of them

  • @raindrain1
    @raindrain1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    You forgot to say that mana management is for schmucks. If you should ever run out of mana, it's clearly the Bard's fault.

    • @RichterfanReborn89
      @RichterfanReborn89 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      raindrain1 lol , alternatively you could also blame the Mch , cause don't they have their own MP gen abilities via those drones of theirs ?

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      But no one knows how MCH works, not even MCHs :D
      So it's hard to blame them!

    • @RichterfanReborn89
      @RichterfanReborn89 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was Mch for majority of xpac launch and I figured out that the stationary turret when you activated override I think it is will generate a mana restoration field for a short while just like how the other one restores tp , the problem was people especially back then we're clueless about what the Mch job was for /all about , and people were flat out ignoring the bone I was metaphorically trying to save them with , opting instead to criticize my ability to DPS high enough and wishing I was a : ninja, monk or dragoon...
      Didn't help I suppose that most people who try new jobs often overlook the most vital of job skills in FFXIV : reading comprehension ....

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was refering to the ongoing joke within the community that nobody really understands MCH or could explain how it works, not even those who main MCH. Of course, at this point we know it's strengths and it's part of the current meta even, with some of the highest FFlogs parses actually being by MCHs, but that's not the point of a joke xD It's like going into a lengthy explanation about how "DRG barely has any animation locks anymore and the jumps can be timed in a way that they don't kill you"...because someone made a loldrg joke :)

    • @give2figs
      @give2figs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As someone who plays both WHM and BRD this made me laugh. A lot. :D

  • @quaffie
    @quaffie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Finally a good healer guide

  • @Flaky1990
    @Flaky1990 8 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    I definitely never try to stand in cool spots when I'm healing or ranged dps haha..ha..*nervous laughter*

    • @Kenzi0815
      @Kenzi0815 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spookipooh same xD

    • @thevoxdeus
      @thevoxdeus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      You know what though, I consider it compensation for being a healer, and having consistently lame looking gear. Dear SE: Not all healers are playing female characters or cross dressers. Robes that don't look like dresses would be nice.

    • @DJMEWMEW
      @DJMEWMEW 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      thevoxdeus they have a new art contest for magic users this time. some1 please save our healer armor. altho... stormblood has 4th job specific armor nd whm looks almost like ashe in ff12. I feel like healers shuld have robes or light armor. dresses weren't common until ast. and I love tht, and sch had its school looking stuff. a ff phone game, I think brave exvius, the whm cross archer has whm sleeves then a shorter dress. I want a armor look for healers. I wish I could draw. but umm at least we got glamor in mean time >

    • @DJMEWMEW
      @DJMEWMEW 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      thevoxdeus I forgot to add tier 4 whm is robe for males ashe for female, I don't think robe is girly

    • @redoctane13
      @redoctane13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      mfw i watch a parody video and feel guilty af :X

  • @nelotharen8599
    @nelotharen8599 6 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    as a healer you are often so busy keeping an eye on everyone's held bar you accidently walk into danger.

    • @lewismillar-nelson4953
      @lewismillar-nelson4953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      walked off a cliff earlier ;x

    • @ClockworkCouture.
      @ClockworkCouture. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That is accurate, I've walked into danger several times because I've been so focused on my group's bars I forget to look after my own.

    • @davideogamer8086
      @davideogamer8086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i put the party htbar near the center of the screen so i can always see the health and the action

    • @liliumdaemon
      @liliumdaemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      me in raids where insta kill aoes happen and I focus on the health bars instead of looking on my screen, seeing that everyone is hiding behind rocks lmao

    • @oklahomahank2378
      @oklahomahank2378 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Target fixation.

  • @TheImaggine
    @TheImaggine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    *dps/tank is being mean*
    WHM: "then perish."

    • @Aquilenne
      @Aquilenne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Paladin: "I refuse. One of the things I like the most is to find someone who thinks they're some hot shit, and say 'No' right to their faces." *Starts using all mp for clemency*

    • @CRaZyAbOuTYuGi
      @CRaZyAbOuTYuGi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rammy u trash ,stop act be baby and co-op it tank in charge and healer is like backbone

    • @smaller_cathedrals
      @smaller_cathedrals 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CRaZyAbOuTYuGi Please, for your sake and the sake of others, seek help.

    • @CRaZyAbOuTYuGi
      @CRaZyAbOuTYuGi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@smaller_cathedrals seek what help healer like in this video is call nab

    • @CRaZyAbOuTYuGi
      @CRaZyAbOuTYuGi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@smaller_cathedrals and why u support this trash healer, who ,act bossy,selfnessly we all know tank is leader,folo by healer (backbone),dps is supporter but if backbone do not fking do his/her job she is trash and nab nothing more

  • @iPat24Rick
    @iPat24Rick 7 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Finally a guide that says that im doing it right :D

  • @Low_Standards_Gaming_YT
    @Low_Standards_Gaming_YT 8 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    "If you pull agro it means you're doing good" Had someone give this advice to a healer once and they were being serious! XD

    • @raindrain1
      @raindrain1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Class FF-101 Well, technically true. It means you're doing good AND the tank isn't doing good at all.

    • @adamtuohy2567
      @adamtuohy2567 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Well, no tank can hold aggro against a healer who never stops casting massive heals. If a whm wants aggro, you can be damn sure they'll have it

    • @raindrain1
      @raindrain1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I'm pretty sure that a tank with the proper hate-grabbing tools can and should eclipse the aggro of any other party member, provided they get a head-start on hitting a particular mob.

    • @yoggerzzz
      @yoggerzzz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      This is true, on both accounts. If the tank isn't very good you better be sure I'm gambling on whether or not I'm going to pull aggro. There are some tanks where I go, "If I heal you, what are the chances I'm going to pull aggro from you?" and sure enough there it is xD Worse part is is when they don't notice either and I'm getting a fist full of hate while they're taking some massive damage too xD Some tanks are just really squishy and they take so much damage (for a number of reasons such as broken gear, under geared etc.) that it's not our fault we have to top off your health because every hit brings you that much closer to death...

    • @adamtuohy2567
      @adamtuohy2567 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      If the Sch pulls then somethings gone wrong, shields don't gain much aggro (especially compared to regens), dots are slow building, and the fairy gets aggro separately, plus a lack of sustained intense healing (great burst though)

  • @ninetailedfox579121
    @ninetailedfox579121 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    "Resing so he can uninstall the game."
    I'm fucking dead from laughing. Better uninstall TH-cam.

    • @rayraysg1
      @rayraysg1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kupo Warkson I'm going to use that macro now xD

    • @DragonianDeity
      @DragonianDeity 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I laughed ‘til I cried. I’m using this macro on my RDM to add more salt intake.

  • @DieSerah
    @DieSerah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This Advice Made me a better Healer After Just 5 Group Wipes it Really Works !
    (This was Sarcasm)

  • @necnix5313
    @necnix5313 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    On the topic of the LB3 for Healers, it's seriously one of the most powerful, and my favourite Limit Break in the game. Looks awesome and you legit revive everyone. Imagine the clutches. You could give the WHOLE DUNGEON a little spook.

    • @mazzalnx
      @mazzalnx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wish it were true that the "spook" was intentional. But you're completely right on how OP it is. Every single time I've used LB3 in a (clearly failing) party, everything had been going a little bit rough with a little more Medica than usual... Until people get too many Damage Up debuffs and 4/5ths of the party die in one hit, suddenly, and instantly. It's you and maybe a tank alive. HOPEFULLY one tank alive. That LB key is so close to where my fingers always are. But it still has a small cast bar. SMASH IT. If anything else in the duty is alive to take two hits for you, YAY everybody gets a second chance to derp...
      I've smashed it a few times but I was the only thing left alive. It's so sad to see that cast bar interrupted...

    • @kimsmarted
      @kimsmarted 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      NecNix I wait til I am told I can use the limit break. playing a sch I feel like I'm expected to help with dps while healing too. when tanks just pulling without telling you its a speed run let him die.

    • @Oznerock
      @Oznerock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mazzalnx Surecast! :p

    • @O.M-
      @O.M- 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, a LB3 saved like, more than half of the party during the royal menagerie
      Thank the paladin who told the healer to use LB3 and the healer for using it

  • @ggEmolicious
    @ggEmolicious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Omg I lost it when you said, “and then assist the baby” and you healed the lala. >.

  • @ProfessirRay
    @ProfessirRay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Remember, as the Healer you need to assert your dominance over the group by letting them wipe first.
    This lets them know that you are serious business, and that they better start grovelling at your feets!

    • @TacticalEntropy
      @TacticalEntropy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Paladin proceeds to self heal and forget you existed.

    • @AdeptKing
      @AdeptKing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait if the healer lets them wipe then wouldn’t they be dying too?

    • @sleeperboi8701
      @sleeperboi8701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TacticalEntropy I play Paladin. Please don't kid yourself dude. You use clemency 5 times and you now have zero mp. Tanks aren't unstoppable

  • @andersengman3896
    @andersengman3896 7 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Actually, keeping yourself alive _is_ your #1 priority, since you can't heal if you're KO'd. And it never hurts to look cool. ;)

    • @EfiXtra
      @EfiXtra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's the same that I thought!
      Cause who's gonna heal without you.

    • @obikim11
      @obikim11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@EfiXtra...The Red Mage, summoner, or Paladin...

    • @zach9299
      @zach9299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@obikim11 this ain't no WoW Pally xD

    • @someclevername8167
      @someclevername8167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amaobi Owoh red mage and paladin are okay, I guess, but summoner? They can’t heal for crap lol

    • @dripstolfo4557
      @dripstolfo4557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DarthRoxas Xlll I once had to kinda heal a dungeon as summoner because the actual healer would not heal so all I did was cast physick on the tank and that was the first and only time I have healed

  • @Direwolflord
    @Direwolflord 8 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    One problem though, Benediction always goes off 3 seconds after you need it. Shits dead by then

    • @ValhallaChaos
      @ValhallaChaos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Kristina Werstine "Their health is low, let me cast Benedict-oh..."

    • @cryonim
      @cryonim 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      *dead* , "oh let me cast rai-" shits gone at the entrance

    • @Chris_Meade
      @Chris_Meade 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This. If you die, just f**king stay there so I can rez you!!

    • @skymoon2008
      @skymoon2008 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you don't know how I hate to use Benediction during POTD

    • @mazzalnx
      @mazzalnx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cast it 3 seconds early. Even if the tank's HP is full by then. Yep WHMs need goddamn crystal balls.

  • @Tiger74147
    @Tiger74147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I'm so sad I only just discovered this. I'VE BEEN HEALING WRONG FOR YEARS.

  • @mirror2922
    @mirror2922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The comparison to an oxygen mask is extremely accurate, who will you heal if I'm dead.

  • @besaidknight
    @besaidknight 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When my team asks "Why...?" I let then know I'm Zepla Trained!

  • @ivanschekoldin7315
    @ivanschekoldin7315 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ah, finally an accurate healing guide. I'll follow it as close as I can. Thank you.

  • @SaudiMajix
    @SaudiMajix 8 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    the worst part of being tank when healer ask me to pull more and yet fail at healing >.

    • @DJMEWMEW
      @DJMEWMEW 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Majid Al-Saeedi oh gawd I see tht. I always happy when tank at least asks wht I prefer but I see other side to tht coin

    • @yoggerzzz
      @yoggerzzz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      The worse part about being a healer is when Tank pulls wayyyy too much and you've told them not to several times T_T but because you keep them alive they assume you can handle it... until you don't...

    • @DJMEWMEW
      @DJMEWMEW 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      John Ford rule is unless whm not ready, or whm say other wise, until 60 content, pull mobs in the groups they are already in

    • @DJMEWMEW
      @DJMEWMEW 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      John Ford it's funny wht dungeons I call easy... my almost worse is when tank pulls 3 rooms plus the wamora in amdapor hard mode. I always say if u really want 3 rooms and up, warn me 1st

    • @yoggerzzz
      @yoggerzzz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Warnings are always appreciated.

  • @saltycrackerboy
    @saltycrackerboy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I'm glad you included my favorite game, "How low can you go!?"

    • @neochrysallis6948
      @neochrysallis6948 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chris Dean LOL. I loved that game. Literally played that all the time when I ran things with friends. Literally forced them to use hallowed ground/Living dead/holmgang.

  • @shakirashipslied9721
    @shakirashipslied9721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Remember everyone: if you fail at healing, you'll end up like Edda

    • @Psoewish
      @Psoewish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Let's be honest, WHM mains are like Edda around the time we unlock blood lilies.

    • @pcmnoname
      @pcmnoname 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats... grim.

  • @mex1jvr
    @mex1jvr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    always blame the healer. Healer always has to be in cleric stance, even while healing. Healer should always have unlimited mp. Healers always need to have lb3 ready, even during 4 man

    • @Aeongeon
      @Aeongeon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      don't know how many times I forgot to turn off cleric stance or turned it back on by accident.
      also got yelled at for using a lb 3 when everyone was about to die and I was the only healer with no mp lol

    • @srahhh
      @srahhh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Next time let them die before you use it. Healer LB3 is a party wide rez :D

    • @Aeongeon
      @Aeongeon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol I was trying to do it before I died, can't trust those magic DPS

    • @TGameDev
      @TGameDev 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well yeah, how else are you supposed to get all them sweet sweet comms?

    • @sunnyjakob
      @sunnyjakob 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The red mage is a good solution for both DPS and healing :P

  • @TheLightningYu
    @TheLightningYu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Oh Boy about the WHM xD It sounds like:
    Paladin: I love to protecc my friends and heal the healer if they f*** up!
    WhiteMage: Peace was never an Option.

  • @Aitomy
    @Aitomy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    First sentence a healer always hear "Healer is the easiest rol to play". Then it is me playing as a high-end healer in every single game at the edge of a heart attack having flashbacks.
    And this, my friends, is the estressful and complex life of a quality healer (and not a professional wiping light robe mage).

    • @Sluppie
      @Sluppie 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a healer I actually do think that healing is pretty easy*, but I wouldn't call it the easiest. It's not like doing rotations is hard when the rotations are basically spoonfed to you via tooltips and built into the game via combos.
      *in normal trials and duties, it's easy. the moment you get to extreme/savage you need to be on top of that shit, especially if the tanks/dps aren't

  • @SolarisMaximus
    @SolarisMaximus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Oh look. It's every pug healer ever in expert roulette

    • @willwalcott6853
      @willwalcott6853 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      You must be a fire standing DPS.....

    • @jlaw-tm3ub
      @jlaw-tm3ub 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Definitely words from a fire stander.

    • @skywise8
      @skywise8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If I'm standing in fire, it's your job as healer to adjust

    • @novavarium4378
      @novavarium4378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@skywise8 lol I see what ya did there

    • @mazzalnx
      @mazzalnx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@skywise8 Nope, if you're standing in fire I'm pretty sure I can out-DPS you with Stone instead of trying to keep your derp arse alive so... Enjoy the floor

  • @Malexan06
    @Malexan06 8 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    I'm always insulted when PLD starts casting clemency. xD
    "WHY DON'T YOU TRUST ME??!!"

    • @1337penguinman
      @1337penguinman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I like using it for when healers start pulling aggro or being dumb. "Fine. You tank. I'll heal." Then cast shirk and spamming clemency on them.

    • @jenchang4737
      @jenchang4737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Warriorkiller666 Especially if you are SCH and have excogitation on them, and they never let their hp get below 50%

    • @doubleclick4132
      @doubleclick4132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      its the worst possible insult for a healer...makes me feel like a waiter that didnt get tipped...."uhm,excuse me sir?was everything ok with the service today?"

    • @od_static
      @od_static 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "cause im at 20% and you still casting stone II" is usally my answer :D

    • @smaller_cathedrals
      @smaller_cathedrals 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@od_static Well, that's basically mistrusting the healer. They'll probably let your hp drop even further before casting Benediction. You're all good!

  • @Gigamatt17
    @Gigamatt17 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Hello everyone healer main here (mostly WHM) Manto Lulfar on the Coeurl server anyways I see people arguing a lot about the whole Clemency thing as an insult to healers but I want to say that I'm perfectly fine with the PLD using it honestly allowing me to feel less stressed as a healer just a note the self healing really shouldn't be used a whole lot since CD's need to be managed properly. I like to use Tetragrammaton as my first string heal since the CD isn't super long but still manageable throughout a dungeon/raid fight and then go from there. When trash pulls occur or when boss fights start I usually open with a medica 2 and regen on the main tank and then switch to cleric stance allowing about 20 seconds of decent HoT's while I squeeze out some DPS but if my tank gets hit by his/her tank buster then I will use a CD out of cleric stance maybe reapply medica 2 or regen and then swap back. As for raid wide damage I will use assize as a main CD for healing and the bit of MP. Push come to shove if the raid takes some damage at around 40%-50% HP I use medica and reapply medica 2. Just a note I notice a lot Tanks I get usually don't use Clemency maybe because of the MP cost??? Idk but ehh the whole DPS as a healer really isn't an issue for me but depending on the dungeon or raid where heavy healing is required then I will mostly focus on healing and if my tank is not the greatest then I'm probably full time heals.

    • @1337penguinman
      @1337penguinman 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll use it if I get a chance on downtimes in fights. Like how some bosses fly away and just drop aoe for a bit. Might as well save the healers mana.

    • @Sluppie
      @Sluppie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As someone who played both WHM and PLD at 70, yes, use clemency. It's the only reliable non-CD damage mitigation a PLD has (Sheltron is kindof a joke against tankbusters) and if you don't use it you are wasting healer MP. Healers are the only role that has to really worry about going OOM. BLM goes OOM as part of their rotation. A lot of DPS doesn't even use MP. Tanks reliably get their MP back over the course of the fight. Etc. Meanwhile a WHM who has no MP is going to be sweating bullets while waiting for Lucid Dreaming/Thin Air/Assize to come back up.

  • @Aeongeon
    @Aeongeon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    not gonna lie to you if I'm not tanking or being a ninja I'm standing in a cool spot watching over my children

  • @cedertrees2425
    @cedertrees2425 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    60 WHM and AST
    Can confirm this is important information for all aspiring healers

  • @_valhana
    @_valhana 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Consider it a personal insult."
    I'm... guilty of thinking this on more than one occasion ovo;;;

  • @BabyShenanigans
    @BabyShenanigans 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    But I like standing on rocks or boxes or sparkly things or anything that makes me look cooler. :(

  • @lukoscreyden
    @lukoscreyden 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Been playing for just under a week, thinking of trying healing so this will be very useful, thanks! :D

  • @TirielWoW
    @TirielWoW 7 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    The first part is actually correct - you need to make sure you live so you can actually heal everyone else.
    But everything else is terrible. 😂😂😂

  • @ravenholm868
    @ravenholm868 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for this guide. For so long I was weighed down by worrying about my teammates. Now I have seen the light, both figuratively and literally.

  • @wysestone
    @wysestone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

  • @Xuevium
    @Xuevium 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Finally! a healing style that matches well with my chronic depression.

  • @-uta806
    @-uta806 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    thank you so much for your tips and advice, I just unlocked astro so I'm going to apply all what was said in my roulettes :D

    • @Minkinglady
      @Minkinglady 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uta トーキョーグール- sameeee

  • @Nindrhu
    @Nindrhu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sums up my approach to heals perfectly. Beautiful Zep!

  • @devinlsmith1995
    @devinlsmith1995 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    resing target so he can uninstall the game lmao wtf XD

  • @elmurth
    @elmurth ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a new FFIV these tips have helped me a lot.

  • @bobjenkins9208
    @bobjenkins9208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Rezzing so they can uninstall the game
    This! hahahahah xD

    • @LantisPa
      @LantisPa 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I laughed so hard at this XD and I'm gonna use it!

  • @grtoocool
    @grtoocool 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The res macro was the most hilarious part of the video. Nice work.

  • @m.3.3.w
    @m.3.3.w 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    You, ma'am, are a troll. Subbed.

  • @Logylia
    @Logylia 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This gave me such a laugh, god Zephla I love your videos. I just discovered your channel the other day and I just started playing 14 two weeks ago. You’ve been simultaneously helpful and entertaining.. well, not always simultaneously lmao. Keep up the good work and I look forward to seeing more of your content!!!!

  • @jbee02
    @jbee02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I like the "rez target so he can uninstall the game" if a healer used that on me I'd be smiling while say "you son of a..."

    • @Humstuck
      @Humstuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      those are some cheeky macros for sure lol.

    • @ClockworkCouture.
      @ClockworkCouture. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One of my friends has a rez macro that says " has completed their spiritbond with the ground!" I always laugh when I see it

    • @jbee02
      @jbee02 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ClockworkCouture. omg that's F'ing brilliant!

  • @morganblackpowder1724
    @morganblackpowder1724 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "This guide was essential to me becoming the main healer in our raid group, all of this advice is spot on." -Jack Daloots, Black Mage, Siren Server

  • @AmellsGrace
    @AmellsGrace 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks! This really helped my healing a lot Everybody loves me now!
    Because I give them no other choice!

  • @Kuruminator
    @Kuruminator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just started the game and will fully embrace these advice!

  • @TheNyapism
    @TheNyapism 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What healer? What are you talking about?
    Imma DPS, that's the healer
    *points at Eos*

  • @natashawilson4303
    @natashawilson4303 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are without a doubt my favourite ffxiv TH-camr

  • @yourlifeisawesome
    @yourlifeisawesome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "You should be using limit break as much as possible! because its a free heal!" (this totally made my day :-)

  • @johnbolan3158
    @johnbolan3158 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Top notch healing advice for any new healers out there. I've been healing since XI, and now that I've came across this healing tutorial, my healing skills are better than ever. I'm always the main talk of the party, I've been respected more now than ever.

  • @Oldaric_beldora
    @Oldaric_beldora 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Should I give to this tank a little spook?

    • @yoggerzzz
      @yoggerzzz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Do you have Benediction? If so, than yes. Of course you should. What kind of healer would you be if you didn't?

  • @PandaPowerable
    @PandaPowerable 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This awesome advice and these tips still stand strong today in 2020! Respect!

  • @Junior6288
    @Junior6288 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Omg, as a healer, this is 100% how I wish I could play the game.

  • @Antnj81
    @Antnj81 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    First time seeing your videos and I love them! Subbed 😄

  • @protejedor
    @protejedor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    when you see the animation for blood price go off, that's your cue to spam holy. make sure you do it after your first 4 second, then 2 to maximize the times the trash is stunned

  • @joogies
    @joogies 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm new and I learned a lot! Thanks! I'll be doing my first dungeon tonight and I think a lot of these tips will help. :)

  • @gii7851
    @gii7851 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    You're back to your old hairstyle? o:

    • @tomberrymaster5598
      @tomberrymaster5598 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gii She cried for the new one and then she changed it !

    • @ZeplaHQ
      @ZeplaHQ  8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      the other hair has started to bother me because it looks like a wad of undercooked noodles in the back

    • @IzzyCoventina
      @IzzyCoventina 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can agree with that. Not just that but I'm bothered by the stupid little green barrette in the front! I can't wear my thavarian headdress cause it looks really stupid >.>

    • @Cork_xx
      @Cork_xx 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zepla HQ

  • @Alicelikeblood
    @Alicelikeblood 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for the guide I was looking for, just started to play conjurer, will follow every step :3

  • @apljack
    @apljack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Seeing this 2 years later:
    Then you have GNB with Superbolide, where when the Healer waits to the last second to use Beni, we can piss it all away and reassert ourselves as a priority.

  • @Chibinis
    @Chibinis 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I laughed so much at the text bubble for Raya-O-Senna XD!!!! Nice work Zepla

  • @ilianavazquez6504
    @ilianavazquez6504 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just came across your channel and I love this video! it's exactly how I heal and I main whm 😂😂

  • @ParanoeX
    @ParanoeX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Rezzing so he can uninstall the game" that made me to lose it xD

  • @BiggestGal
    @BiggestGal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    But Zepla! What if we Warriors use one of our many self heals?

    • @MyVanir
      @MyVanir 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Then you're not just Clemency-slapping the healer in the face - you are shoving shit down his throat while giving him the middle finger with the other hand.

    • @give2figs
      @give2figs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This comment just made my night.

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seth Matteson if you do that
      Not only it's no more heals for you, but the healers are inclined to rescue you into AoE attacks

  • @molagballin_
    @molagballin_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for the tips. I just came back to FFXIV so I can get ready before Stormblood. Been wanting to try out healer, and you make it sound pretty fun. I'll definitely be following your advice. Liked and subscribed.

  • @wsrtwetr
    @wsrtwetr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Gonna put a macro on my benediction to say 'clench 'em butt cheeks

  • @stephengoughjr9684
    @stephengoughjr9684 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was legit funny asf. Im new to FFXIV (been playing for like a week now) and my god I'm so fucking mad it took me this long to find this masterpiece. I maining Monk now, but definitely want to try all three roles. Thnx for laughs, keep up the solid work.

  • @damienman25
    @damienman25 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jokes on you. I'mma heal like this anyways.

  • @SahinK.
    @SahinK. 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    well the macro telling the target to uninstall the game is actually helpfull xD thanks hahahaha

  • @omnipotentgaming166
    @omnipotentgaming166 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don’t know how to read so I didn’t understand the red text at the beginning, but I did understood what you said and I’ll make sure I follow this Guide and also teach this method to new players, thank you. My friend wrote this comment for me. I can’t write either.

  • @syfyky
    @syfyky 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:08
    "An extremely powerful white mage"
    *Did you just assume my class?*
    Edit: When the hell did I comment this? Apparently a year ago lmao

    • @GekoHayate
      @GekoHayate 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      What other class would you play?

    • @Dan-uc8fq
      @Dan-uc8fq 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      GekoHayate Astrologian or Scholar tyvm

  • @poetofreason
    @poetofreason 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    whoever made this is bonded to me in such a spiritual way! lol

  • @Chimejiruru
    @Chimejiruru 7 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I do consider Clemency to be a personal insult to my healing, if y'all can heal yourselves so good you don't need me so I'ma go make a snack

    • @RayRaySD941
      @RayRaySD941 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      lol #triggeredhealer

    • @Symphiney
      @Symphiney 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      schwarzschild radius lol #thinkshesacoolkid

    • @mrperfectlynotfine
      @mrperfectlynotfine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i also consider smn's physick and rdm's vercure as an insult. i have a raise macro ready saying "didnt you have physick/vercure? :O"

    • @lewsee5562
      @lewsee5562 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I use Clemency for Divine Veil cuz' healers will take almost 3 seconds to know that I need healing.

    • @shelovelyxo
      @shelovelyxo 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leonard Papruz vercure I give a pass because they sometimes use it to proc dualcast, but everything else yes!

  • @firby7341
    @firby7341 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    this was amazing!

    • @firby7341
      @firby7341 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      actually, being your own #1 target is not completely wrong,since if you forget to heal yourself, the rest of the party will die too (happened way too often to me xD)

  • @BrianLloyd1991
    @BrianLloyd1991 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    even though it meant to be a joke, some times you had a point. im a whm and i feel alittle offended when the tank does clemency. edit. after people explained to me the reasons for them healing themselves, im not too bothered by it nowadays.

    • @SpaceGrape
      @SpaceGrape 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      jesus fucking christ.....

    • @BrianLloyd1991
      @BrianLloyd1991 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      SpaceGrape whaat?

    • @adamtuohy2567
      @adamtuohy2567 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Paladin's only use for mp is flash and clemency, to not use clemency is to waste resources.

    • @senjuromon
      @senjuromon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      From my perspective, I'll usually do Divine Veil > Clemency myself, since I can control when the shield goes out. During a big pull or boss fight/Primal/Savage, etc, though, any non-Divine Veil-triggering Clemency casting is absolutely intended to be a slap in the face to inattentive healers.

    • @scarletthorizon8773
      @scarletthorizon8773 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jesus christ how dumb are you...clemency could be considered just another mitigation tool, where you dont have to heal the PLD but just keep DPSing. No one ever bitches about WAR Inner Beast, Thrill of Battle, Equilibrium or DRK Dark Arts-Soul Eater self-healing.

  • @Lyfa00
    @Lyfa00 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    thanks Zepla, really helpful advice I'll definitely give it a shot :3 xD

  • @XXLPIakat
    @XXLPIakat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That Benediction tip will only work until there is a Gunbreaker.

  • @dominiquesavoie568
    @dominiquesavoie568 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Turn on cleric stance"
    Well that did not age well >.>

    • @marcw6875
      @marcw6875 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I found myself fondly remembering my Bard's old backflip Purple Rain move at 0:50. :)

  • @AthynaNocturnia
    @AthynaNocturnia 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    How have I not seen this until now..This is great.

  • @azadalamiq
    @azadalamiq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i think people took your advice. ^^;;
    (said as a dead tank on the floor)

  • @fixourmashtv4306
    @fixourmashtv4306 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This absolutely murdered me, you madam have a new sub.

  • @mariobromage
    @mariobromage 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haha, so glad I found your channel, vids are always fun XD

  • @4nando234
    @4nando234 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    'When Paladins use Clemency, that says that they think they are better than you.'
    Well she isn't wrong 😉

  • @funghazi
    @funghazi 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just wanted to tell you that your oxygen mask metaphor saved a duty that kept wiping, it finally got it through to the healer that they need to keep themselves alive before taking care of the tank. We finally beat it on our sixth (ugh) attempt.

  • @-F4K3-
    @-F4K3- 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is satire on how to be a complete jerk right?

  • @shrtcake
    @shrtcake 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    thank you !! i'm a new player and healer and it was so helpful

  • @HeartlessDxB
    @HeartlessDxB 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now I feel I'm ready to try healing.

  • @hisenadedo
    @hisenadedo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I took this advice and am the best healer on my shard now, thanks zepla

  • @DaltonDoesASMR
    @DaltonDoesASMR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is EXACTLY, how to heal.

  • @touchthebacon5447
    @touchthebacon5447 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just got yourself a sub for this video alone, finally someone gets it.

  • @Mattos77
    @Mattos77 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good to know i was healing right. Always in a cool spot and definitely taking care of myself over the party. Great guide :D

  • @Azaism
    @Azaism 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for jokingly demonstrating Medica 2 + Regen prepull as a good idea. Too many healers seriously think it's a good thing to put Regen on the tank prepull and I constantly see so much time wasted in dungeons because tanks have to fight to retake aggro from all the enemies in a pull.

  • @chronar0s156
    @chronar0s156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you, I will follow your guide and be a badass healer too now ! o/

  • @CoopCheese
    @CoopCheese 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You forgot about Rezzing just before a boss's main attack phase so that as soon as the target is rezzed they instantly die from the boss's attack. Timing for that is crucial and it puts the dps in their place for not being able to take care of themselves.

    • @RpRm
      @RpRm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uhm, I don't want to spoil the fun... but that one isn't really the healers fault. :P

    • @CoopCheese
      @CoopCheese 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh i know. I'm normally a dps, and a dragoon for that matter, so I know its my responsibility to understand and pay attention to the patterns of the enemy and cycle my rotations accordingly. im just saying its funny when i make a mistake and die, wait to be rezzed, get rezzed by the healer trying to do the best job they can, and as soon as I spawn, before i can do anything, I get ko'd by the currently happening enemy attack. it really is funny, actually. I'm usually "goddamnint! *sigh* i deserved this..."

    • @RpRm
      @RpRm 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, okay, I didn't get the irony apparently. x)

  • @dailybugle2147
    @dailybugle2147 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol I made a raise macro for when I'm running with my fc. it's "Picking shit off the floor wasn't in my job description"

  • @JakeSymbolASMR
    @JakeSymbolASMR 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is so empowering because as a healer I always feel like everyone hates me. I don’t owe them anything