Call Me Master - Blood On The Dance Floor (Lyrics)

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  • @mmochiss
    @mmochiss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5664

    Everyone talking about how quirky they are for liking this song and tbh we’re all hoes here no one’s special

    • @NekoLavender1987
      @NekoLavender1987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      LMFAO

    • @wingedmiracle3755
      @wingedmiracle3755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Lmao so true 😂🤣 😂

    • @totallynotbees6274
      @totallynotbees6274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Thank you. Jfc everyone in the comments section is obnoxious...

    • @vikimagwaffeln
      @vikimagwaffeln 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      "We're all hoes" Yeah true 😂

    • @skylaurig5054
      @skylaurig5054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      *mock gasps* Who? Me? No way!

  • @totallynotbees6274
    @totallynotbees6274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3736

    Comments section is:
    50% "im such a shy quiet girl but actually im so quirkyyyy lmaoo"
    49% "oopsie i played this at school and now everyone thinks i'm weird"
    1% normal comments

    • @necrodistic
      @necrodistic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      This is so fucking accurate.
      Like bitch you ain't special for being 12 and listening to this. I've known 9 year old who watch porn and they don't go and brag about it on the internet.

    • @corruptangel6793
      @corruptangel6793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I'm just a quiet nobody at school and accidentally played this out loud during a test. Everyone looked at me like I was on fire and I was like "this has a killer beat."

    • @adb8003
      @adb8003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Corrupt Angel you’re the type of person this comment is referring to

    • @corruptangel6793
      @corruptangel6793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@adb8003 whoosh

    • @adb8003
      @adb8003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Corrupt Angel hard to tell these days

  • @indighost__
    @indighost__ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6000

    friend: what are you listening to?
    me: call me master
    friend: i didn't know you felt that way about me lol
    me: wait no

  • @jaslynkaur6381
    @jaslynkaur6381 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6197

    do you think god stays in heaven because he himself is afraid of what he created

    • @kimi_ro8811
      @kimi_ro8811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      =))))

    • @Phoenix-rp7wx
      @Phoenix-rp7wx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      Yup
      Which is why we're all going to hell

    • @meryonnaise165
      @meryonnaise165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Lmao

    • @KillerCroc2003
      @KillerCroc2003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      That’s off of spy kids 😂

    • @criteriaz5063
      @criteriaz5063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Even he’s gotta love this beat.

  • @littleman1266
    @littleman1266 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2709

    "If you're felling suicidal you have come to the right place"
    ~Filthy Frank

    • @miaswn8105
      @miaswn8105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Why suicidal? This song sounds more sadist... oh I get it! The Vine XD

    • @Nicole-pw9kw
      @Nicole-pw9kw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      RIP
      Papa Franku

    • @omumafu6346
      @omumafu6346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Feeling*

    • @KalaschniKlown
      @KalaschniKlown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This is why we have school shootings so often kids, it’s not attacks, it’s a gift to save every school from BOTDF Fans

    • @kitslekitkituwu4278
      @kitslekitkituwu4278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Filthy phill

  • @jady5922
    @jady5922 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3667

    I love the line "I'm dominant by definition. I'm turned on by your submission"

    • @lovedrreid1
      @lovedrreid1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      My favorite part is "the dark side is how we've been living, let me show you what you've been missing, yeah". Gets me every time.

    • @elliottdingle5786
      @elliottdingle5786 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same

    • @leksa1660
      @leksa1660 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      pretty uncreative though

    • @leksa1660
      @leksa1660 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      and the song's not really good as well, way better than some others, but modern English songs seem not to be good songs about BDSM anyways, so meh

    • @annieleonhardt3779
      @annieleonhardt3779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SAME FAV LINE

  • @_zone7372
    @_zone7372 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2598

    I remember screaming really loud during the last PE class of the year in 8th grade, "I'm turned on by your submission." My teacher walked up at the wrong time, and has never seen me the same again. Every time we run into each other, I can see that exact moment run through his mind.

    • @stormythewolf6430
      @stormythewolf6430 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      _zone OMG XDDDD

    • @wormhat3332
      @wormhat3332 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      i would like this but it has 69 like so i wont ruin this for you

    • @hellhound01
      @hellhound01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@stormythewolf6430 bork bork

    • @randommonster7478
      @randommonster7478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      OMG you poor child

    • @irnuska2409
      @irnuska2409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      And then every one clapped.

  • @smileymctrashbag
    @smileymctrashbag 6 ปีที่แล้ว +764

    The edge in the comments. Wowie.

    • @LiamH2004
      @LiamH2004 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yo Shinji Get In The Robot yes I have cuts on my wrists because of the edge

    • @odinkarrtheviking8274
      @odinkarrtheviking8274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thousand years Edge 😂

    • @cannon-evans
      @cannon-evans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just wanna listen to my music and the edge punched me

    • @SakuraTsukino27972
      @SakuraTsukino27972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm gonna pretend that was an Undertale reference.

    • @violetvargas9387
      @violetvargas9387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SakuraTsukino27972 Same

  • @trippingazzi7741
    @trippingazzi7741 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1806

    imagine a mashup of this and flesh. SOMEONE PLEASE DO IT

    • @therealremdog1407
      @therealremdog1407 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      that would be fucking awesome

    • @eosofspades_357
      @eosofspades_357 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Fuck yes

    • @Sara-vo6qh
      @Sara-vo6qh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tripping Azzi just do it yesterday you said tomorrow now just do it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @oliverstarling1296
      @oliverstarling1296 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tripping Azzi YES

    • @thebisexualdisaster1738
      @thebisexualdisaster1738 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tripping Azzi OH MY GOD YES

  • @Ash-Nox
    @Ash-Nox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    I live in a no-English-speaker-country, my neighbors don't speak English, and my mother doesn't too. So I went in bathroom, with the window open, and I started to sing it... It was fun

    • @Sinterpiece
      @Sinterpiece 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      That one Bilingual person being scarred and confused asf. Even worse if they only understand a little bit of it.

    • @-w-377
      @-w-377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Sinterpiece Imagine they just understand "slave" "god" and "master"....you'll be seen as a racist

    • @Sinterpiece
      @Sinterpiece 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@-w-377 OH GODD

  • @ravenclawwithalightsaber4713
    @ravenclawwithalightsaber4713 6 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    "The dark side is how we've been living" every time I think of Star Wars

    • @Ace_of_hearts_.
      @Ace_of_hearts_. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ravenclaw With a Lightsaber IM NOT THE ONLY ONEEEEEEE

    • @Chitterbug_
      @Chitterbug_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ravenclaw With a Lightsaber I was wondering if anyone else was thinking it too lol

    • @soldier6024
      @soldier6024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fucking read that at same time the part came 😂 and also this isn't related to this context

    • @maddiehalloway
      @maddiehalloway 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same xD

    • @c0smic.dw3ller
      @c0smic.dw3ller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same

  • @solus8685
    @solus8685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1263

    Him: "I am your god"
    Me: "Sir, do I look religious to you-"

    • @Jakewebberfannn
      @Jakewebberfannn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      lol

    • @hereisahuman5977
      @hereisahuman5977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      That's not what you say in the sex cult

    • @justinarizobal8097
      @justinarizobal8097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      him: ''I am your god''
      solus: ''Sir do I look religious to you''
      me: ''then why are you here''

    • @kabirhandsome8529
      @kabirhandsome8529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂

    • @madchantk4330
      @madchantk4330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bro this is already a trainwreck I love it

  • @askmewhocandiceis
    @askmewhocandiceis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2177

    50 shades of music

    • @oceanlady2672
      @oceanlady2672 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Kristen Frost well, now mention another 49 songs like this one .

    • @manxie1897
      @manxie1897 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      a shitty trilogy being compared with a shitty song. very fitting lmao

    • @morgancouch4956
      @morgancouch4956 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @sonyahayes1294
      @sonyahayes1294 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      T e a V A yeppp

    • @cadeandlyssiecade4686
      @cadeandlyssiecade4686 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      8

  • @reaver8338
    @reaver8338 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3427

    Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me

    • @arielhilltm6588
      @arielhilltm6588 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      yass rihanna

    • @mlgrimmett
      @mlgrimmett 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Reaver XD wow yep😂

    • @assassininjalit
      @assassininjalit 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Reaver XD

    • @ZenMastiff
      @ZenMastiff 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Reaver Yep. It's the same with me.

    • @SS-ev5ji
      @SS-ev5ji 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Reaver fuck yes

  • @nissa7560
    @nissa7560 6 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    Just some advice: Don't sing this in school, public, etc.

  • @m0dg1ly60
    @m0dg1ly60 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3899

    *this goes off during class*
    Me: *takes phone out* S-sorry... that’s my... mom calling...

    • @sonyahayes1294
      @sonyahayes1294 6 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      ModGirly that's embarrassing I hope your mom didn't find out

    • @Lil.Kayy1
      @Lil.Kayy1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Lmaoo

    • @kuraikonekoi1734
      @kuraikonekoi1734 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Should I feel guilty that I like this song? XD

    • @lewissandras108
      @lewissandras108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@kuraikonekoi1734 nope! I like it!!

    • @lozer9995
      @lozer9995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That happened to me today @^@

  • @creepa-chan173
    @creepa-chan173 7 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    I'm obsessed with this kinky ass song

  • @charlottemund684
    @charlottemund684 6 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    "I am your god." That's so intense.
    The rest of this comment section smells like 2014 wet itself while teasing it's black and purple dyed hair

  • @IvanaSmiles4u
    @IvanaSmiles4u 7 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    I am not ashamed to admit I love this.

  • @_.Hera._
    @_.Hera._ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    little advice from a former scene girl: No one thinks it's funny that you're singing this out loud in art class or lunch. It'll just stop everyone from talking to you. I speak from experience..

    • @BurbDaPan
      @BurbDaPan ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you jus wasn't wit the right peeps bro♡

    • @miraculous_lady_noir2179
      @miraculous_lady_noir2179 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@BurbDaPan Indeed! My peeps dare me to look up the kinkiest stuff all the time, and the rest of my school is used to me screaming far worse things at the top of my lungs-

    • @BurbDaPan
      @BurbDaPan ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HECKS YEZ LEZz GOOOOo♡♡♡♡

    • @yesterdaystomorrow5510
      @yesterdaystomorrow5510 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I was the EXACT same way as these commenters “I say so much worse and people are totally used to it!”, yeah, used to you being the weird (not in a good way) kid that they talk about with their friends. I both envy and pity your pride.
      Oh to be these sweet innocent children that haven’t experienced that awful “god, why the fuck did I do that?” Feeling that keeps you up at 2am. Y’all are gonna read this and tell me “ha, trust me, I won’t feel that way”, come back in like 6+ years and then give your experience. Right now this shit isn’t gonna phase you (not a phase mom!). But when hell breaks loose in your mind and the haunting memories of the past shake you awake in your supposedly safe blanket cocoon, covered in cold sweat, just know that we tried to warn you.
      This is never to say that you can’t enjoy this song or have fun with friends, but you don’t need to make it everyone else business/problem. People are also trying to live peacefully, and they really don’t need their already shit school experience being fucked around by people that don’t keep their business to themselves.
      If the crippling insecurities haven’t snatched your ass yet and you don’t care about yourself, at least have empathy for the poor souls trapped in hell with you.

    • @nyarlathotep_the_faceless_god
      @nyarlathotep_the_faceless_god 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@yesterdaystomorrow5510sorry but this doesn't sound ok. Thinking so much about something stupid you used to do at school, really?
      Do you remember all the cringe behaviour of your friends, classmates, etc? Do you really see THIS as something serious and even if you do - do they care, lol? No, of course they don't.
      People should NOT think this way, you're showing young people a really bad example here. Let them act as childish and stupid as they want - it's fun and literally doesn't hurt anyone

  • @HolidayParty173
    @HolidayParty173 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3202

    Me: *dancing like a mad person to this song*
    Mom: What song are you dancing to?
    Me: Uh.........A my little pony song?
    Mom: Oh, that's cute~

    • @Babygirl123Dede
      @Babygirl123Dede 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      haha good cover up

    • @tobydixon8289
      @tobydixon8289 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      My cousin actually listens to my Little pony

    • @ashleyevans3729
      @ashleyevans3729 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      MochaCadence BEST COMMENT !!!!!

    • @godofeniu316
      @godofeniu316 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I play this out loud my mom humms with it.

    • @lexrose8133
      @lexrose8133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Fucking MEEEEEEEE

  • @chmnydktr
    @chmnydktr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1357

    "I am your god"
    Kira much- *shot*

    • @jasve75
      @jasve75 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's what I was thinking.

    • @krystalshaw5837
      @krystalshaw5837 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      FInally someone else sees it.

    • @shsgdhhd7551
      @shsgdhhd7551 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yesss

    • @punkse0kjin
      @punkse0kjin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Naira Nadzira Kira?

    • @AlluKat
      @AlluKat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Naira Nadzira Kira x L anyone?

  • @DeletedUserRetired
    @DeletedUserRetired 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2856

    Simon Curtis anyone--?
    or
    am i alone think this?

  • @alicelee5347
    @alicelee5347 6 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    better than being called the infamous *DADDY*

    • @kadenbennett4758
      @kadenbennett4758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      (Karate chop)
      Hello master
      HELP ME JESUS

    • @NekoLavender1987
      @NekoLavender1987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      True.

    • @small7956
      @small7956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I call one of my best friends daddy just to piss him off lmao

    • @DrumstickBoi
      @DrumstickBoi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I got suspended for saying daddy

    • @karenmikell1087
      @karenmikell1087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Shut up... dOnT kInK sHaMe Me!!

  • @CanIgetsubscriberswithou-sp2mj
    @CanIgetsubscriberswithou-sp2mj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    Grab your lanterns kiddies, were going to the wierd of TH-cam

    • @sainticidal
      @sainticidal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO

    • @blackdragon6627
      @blackdragon6627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No need I can see in the dark

    • @honeydoodles6608
      @honeydoodles6608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dean?

    • @oblivionptx9058
      @oblivionptx9058 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Deaaaan, lol I was actually thinking about Crowley while listening to this

    • @undeadpm4208
      @undeadpm4208 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Congrats on almost reaching your goal btw

  • @jackphoto8816
    @jackphoto8816 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2277

    Blood on the dance floor on top.
    Simon Curtis on bottom.

    • @socialreject5129
      @socialreject5129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Jack Kiyoto UM NO

    • @Ezrr4
      @Ezrr4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      I just choked on my blood, bleach, vodka, and holy water mix good going

    • @nope4163
      @nope4163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      YES!!!!

    • @Ace_of_hearts_.
      @Ace_of_hearts_. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      B-but Adam Lambert and Simon Curtis
      (Flesh-Simon, here for your entertainment-Adam)

    • @richardvaisanen1126
      @richardvaisanen1126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@socialreject5129 Simon Curtis is on bottom while blood on the dance floor is on top

  • @mxlti1775
    @mxlti1775 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5180

    when you're the quiet kid in class and this is your favourite song

    • @randomshipper4676
      @randomshipper4676 8 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      HA SOOOOO FUCKING TRUE!!! I'm the girl who just sits in the back with her earphones in and listening to music. Take one look at me and you think I'm listening to some sort of love song, does this count though?

    • @rynvus2674
      @rynvus2674 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Ew Social Life Oh my god I can't

    • @creepypastafangirl2245
      @creepypastafangirl2245 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ew Social Life ha

    • @_stormqueen_
      @_stormqueen_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      EXACTLY!

    • @Equetix
      @Equetix 8 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Ew Social Life
      You should listen to flesh by Simon Curtis, like.. wow

  • @myersreal
    @myersreal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +874

    this aged HORRIBLY omg

    • @adb8003
      @adb8003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      teddyvoltage yeahh we cant tell anybody that we’re here

    • @jasprghost
      @jasprghost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      still slap tho

    • @maximellow5745
      @maximellow5745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Why? What happened?

    • @Doctor_Drama_Mama
      @Doctor_Drama_Mama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      @@maximellow5745 The Ex lead singer of blood on the dancefloor is being cancelled and hopefully put in prison for sexual assault and preying on young girls
      If you wanna know more just look on some drama channels but yeah that's happening

    • @maximellow5745
      @maximellow5745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@Doctor_Drama_Mama yeah I looked ot up it's really bad. This song does hit really different now. ouch

  • @kr1740
    @kr1740 7 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    I draw while listening to music so lets just say my finished product after listening to this was...Intresting

  • @Leileilovesyou
    @Leileilovesyou 6 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Everyone is thinking about Flesh. I'm comparing it to Super Psycho Love alone over here in my lil corner

    • @Fynlanis
      @Fynlanis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hm text wise I'd say it is a lot closer to super psycho love, I agree, however the overall feeling of the song sound more like flesh, maybe because flesh is a lot more clear what the topic is, like this song is too

    • @Leileilovesyou
      @Leileilovesyou 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fynlanis Aero
      I'm drinking too much to understand this rn but I will definitely enjot the formality after my hangober or whatevs

    • @Fynlanis
      @Fynlanis 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha have fun with your hangover xD I'm gonna listen to this a bit more at 5 am(rn)

    • @Leileilovesyou
      @Leileilovesyou 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fynlanis Aero
      12:34 for me. And haha - I will.

    • @SheetGhostWithBones
      @SheetGhostWithBones 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed!

  • @Leyda_Crowley
    @Leyda_Crowley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    It's such a shame of what happened in this situation, used to listen to this underage n still and for the main guy to be a predator gives me chills, I can no longer listen to this song the way I used to.

    • @schicksal4953
      @schicksal4953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What happened tho

    • @Rose_01003
      @Rose_01003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@schicksal4953 the person who made the song dahive vanity has been accused of sexual assault by over 20 women. Many of the victims were underage when they were assulted. The youngest victim is 10 years old.

    • @maquillajedechinospassaro7504
      @maquillajedechinospassaro7504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Rose_01003 A, literally is the first time I heard this, and the last one now

    • @jsjdjdjjd5812
      @jsjdjdjjd5812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Rose_01003 what?time to remove it from playlist...

    • @spicysalad3013
      @spicysalad3013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dangit I just discovered this and wanted to add it to my playlist but I guess I won't now...yuck

  • @unholypies3370
    @unholypies3370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Nobody:
    12 year old me: Heyyy that's pretty good

  • @caitlyncissna3640
    @caitlyncissna3640 8 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    forget sex-ed when you have BOTDF

    • @andybiersack1381
      @andybiersack1381 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Creepy Killjoy I know lol

    • @kikio3933
      @kikio3933 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Creepy Killjoy I know 😂😂

  • @nataliacarmody7024
    @nataliacarmody7024 8 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    It's like they read the first chapter of 50 Shades and maybe spent 5 minutes googling bdsm and wrote this.

    • @adez1003
      @adez1003 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Inspiration Goals😂👍🏻

    • @Deathblade-xz2rw
      @Deathblade-xz2rw 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      haaaa

    • @CloverLovesTT
      @CloverLovesTT 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      that's exactly what i think everytime i hear a song about bdsm. yeah, your partner held your hand behind your head during sex and now you're a master of bdsm.

    • @aluradeathwing4667
      @aluradeathwing4667 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      bdsm if fuckign amasing...... i hate that 50 shades of bs ruined the rep of bdsm v.v tho it never did have a good rep

    • @midoriryans3731
      @midoriryans3731 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank-you! That's exactly how I felt!

  • @satanisananimeboy8022
    @satanisananimeboy8022 8 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    after my mother heard me singing this, she never looks at me the same way again XDD

    • @Ella-et5zq
      @Ella-et5zq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bee Sollux Captor haha that ii2 funny

    • @rubyrose6136
      @rubyrose6136 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      same way with my dad

    • @alexshreves565
      @alexshreves565 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Salty Skittles same

    • @shelb8425
      @shelb8425 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Salty Skittles same

    • @eosofspades_357
      @eosofspades_357 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Why were you singing this in front of your mother in the first place???

  • @valeriexwinchester4567
    @valeriexwinchester4567 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    ‘Guilty Pleasure’. . . The thing is, I don’t feel guilty about my pleasures. . .

  • @katemorris3711
    @katemorris3711 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1802

    I'm that shy and quiet girl that's a low-key sadist and masochist. Hah.

    • @star6588
      @star6588 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Kisa Hana same

    • @TheGamingSyndrom
      @TheGamingSyndrom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Kisa Hana cute....youve actually got a great advantage of beeing both then you can understanf the othet one more easily in play

    • @shuichisaihara5769
      @shuichisaihara5769 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      True but low-key I’m only sadist.

    • @littlemissghostwriter1549
      @littlemissghostwriter1549 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      This is the same way with me lol. I'm mostly sadistic but I'm a bit masochistic. Mostly dominate but I can be a bit submissive. The only thing is is that I talk a lot to certain people and I'm not entirely shy, so it seems unexpected lol

    • @rebbi8548
      @rebbi8548 7 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      More like "I'm a minor who has listened to some songs about BDSM and I think it's kinky and cool now" honestly, minors should discover normal relationships before going into BDSM territory and most importantly they need to educate themselves before starting a BDSM-relationship...

  • @alainadoeslife8834
    @alainadoeslife8834 8 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    such a guilty pleasure.... ._.

  • @marykathleen2686
    @marykathleen2686 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    "Call me master"
    Me; *"YOU CAN CALL ME MONSTER!!! IM CREEPIN IN YOUR HEART BABE!!!"*

  • @arrowjade3513
    @arrowjade3513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    If my very Christian grandparents heard me listening to this they would douse me in holy water

    • @kloeelder6058
      @kloeelder6058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same

    • @Emogamer-tp8vo
      @Emogamer-tp8vo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My very Catholic family knows that I'm the black sheep of the family and are accepting of it so I sadly can't relate

  • @calyxxlaake4417
    @calyxxlaake4417 7 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Welp. Found my guilty pleasure song.

  • @hopeeyyy
    @hopeeyyy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    I accidentally sang half this song in my schools library and then when I looked around I realised what song I was singing. I got up, left the room, put my stuff in my locker, and fucked off out of there, because they all looked at me like I needed Jesus. It was a catholic school. I hate botdf but I love this song.

    • @PyroSter
      @PyroSter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same, well the lyrics but love the instrumental!

    • @ItachiUchiha_1724
      @ItachiUchiha_1724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The word dominant makes me cringe

    • @yagamiapologist
      @yagamiapologist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hopefinity yeah same i don’t like botdf cus apparently they were accused of either child porn or sexual assault but this song is a guilty pleasure

    • @kimi_ro8811
      @kimi_ro8811 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @katsukibakugo1118
      @katsukibakugo1118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Everyone: *being silent and studying/reading or whatever*
      You: “you You you are my slave my little fucking disaster...
      Also you: call me call me call me your master..
      Everyone: wtf

  • @depressedegirl5470
    @depressedegirl5470 8 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    BOTDF: "I am your God!"
    Me: hahahaha bitch please
    Andy Black: I'M JEASUS!!!!!
    Me: Then I guess I'm a fucking Christian

    • @sukidakara4326
      @sukidakara4326 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Just Some Person Lol I'm a Satanist but I'd turn Christian for Andy any time.

    • @CaptainFatsack
      @CaptainFatsack 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Just Some Person Lol
      BOTDF:"I am your God "
      ME:"comming from the child molester"
      Andy:"IM JESUS!"
      ME:*grabs bible, a cross, and a nun uniform* "yes. yes you are" *starts drooling*

    • @andybiersack1381
      @andybiersack1381 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just Some Person Lol yass

    • @serliu8696
      @serliu8696 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What is life even? who the shit is Andy?

    • @holly649y5
      @holly649y5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Misty Spirit Andy Biersack of Black Veil Brides

  • @tsukurikata774
    @tsukurikata774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Friend: Oh don't worry about him, he just sits at the back of the class drawing and listening to KPOP.
    Me: *Casually drawing kinky shit while listening to this, Flesh, For Your Entertainment, etc*

    • @xandrokorranos5336
      @xandrokorranos5336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha little did they know what they were missing out on!

    • @joshvovk
      @joshvovk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wow you are so quirky and unique. Do you want a fucking gold star?

    • @tsukurikata774
      @tsukurikata774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@joshvovk ok, asshole.

    • @blumouse8539
      @blumouse8539 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tsukurikata774 don't listen to the Fat Chicken, they're just jealous that your art is probably the bomb.

    • @blumouse8539
      @blumouse8539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@orbeezeater I ain't quirky at all- I'm just vibin'

  • @angelgaming4569
    @angelgaming4569 8 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Call me, call me, call me your John cena

  • @reeannabelle3572
    @reeannabelle3572 8 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    this yo ringtone and it rings during class

  • @maryphantomhive7310
    @maryphantomhive7310 7 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    I'm so ashamed that I know all of the words..

    • @ssr8555
      @ssr8555 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mary Phantømhive im not

    • @TheGamingSyndrom
      @TheGamingSyndrom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mary Phantømhive didnt regret a single second of my time in the bdsm community yet

    • @TheGamingSyndrom
      @TheGamingSyndrom 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dagwood Server tbh i first thougth your youtube profil pic has a gag in his mouth xD

    • @ssr8555
      @ssr8555 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The_Gaming_Syndrom omg no xD

    • @Faygoism
      @Faygoism 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @eo2808
    @eo2808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    This hits different knowing what he did.

    • @Pizzaman_sage
      @Pizzaman_sage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah...

    • @bittybeans
      @bittybeans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Pizzaman_sage wdym?

    • @hahahehehahaho2072
      @hahahehehahaho2072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What did he do?..

    • @schicksal4953
      @schicksal4953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I wonder too

    • @hahahehehahaho2072
      @hahahehehahaho2072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@schicksal4953 from what I learned he was accused of sexual assault by 20 women and most of them were underage :x it turned from kinky song to "I wanna puke when I listen to this song" really fast

  • @anemptyteacup4000
    @anemptyteacup4000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    When everyone assumes you're the innocent one in the group when really you listen to these kinds of kinky ass songs.

  • @cringe2758
    @cringe2758 8 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    IVE LISTENED TO 5 SEXUAL BOTDF SONGS IN A ROW AND I'M TRAUMATIZED
    SOMEBODY STOP ME

    • @FluffiestBunBuns
      @FluffiestBunBuns 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I FEEL SO SorrY FOR YOU

    • @cringe2758
      @cringe2758 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      HOLY FRICK YOUR USERNAME AND PFP YES

    • @FluffiestBunBuns
      @FluffiestBunBuns 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      coolstorybro |-/!!!!!!

    • @cringe2758
      @cringe2758 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      CLIQUE!! |-/

    • @Wintrelic
      @Wintrelic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Have u listened to For your entertainment by Adam Lambert? Or Be Mean by DNCE? Or Bruises and Bitemarks by Good with Grenades?

  • @michellemckeiver9448
    @michellemckeiver9448 8 ปีที่แล้ว +876

    This song brings out my inner submission.... is that bad?

    • @motionlessburningbodies7723
      @motionlessburningbodies7723 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      This song brings out my inner slave to my boyfriend....
      No you're good😂😂

    • @whoregrind666
      @whoregrind666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      you're not the only sub out there, but believe me, THIS isnt what brings out my whoreishness. maybe my daddy reminding me he can pin me down and fuck me whenever he wants... NOT trashy whatever this is.

    • @michellemckeiver9448
      @michellemckeiver9448 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thank you all for the comfort!!! ^^

    • @motionlessburningbodies7723
      @motionlessburningbodies7723 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Annika Landers mine does... Lol.

    • @michellemckeiver9448
      @michellemckeiver9448 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Are you guys involved in BDSM?? Annika Landers​ and Seans Little Slave​

  • @avonleamontague2469
    @avonleamontague2469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    The only time Dahvie will hear girls scream his name is when they're telling him to GTF off of them.

  • @smork8598
    @smork8598 7 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    YOU NEED JESUS...
    ...
    but so do I cuz i relate.

    • @RandomPerson-hh5ns
      @RandomPerson-hh5ns 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TrinityVlogs Nah, I'm gonna go to hell anyway and I Dont even have a Problem with that xD

    • @somerando0
      @somerando0 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bitch if you heard this song your going to hell jesus can save you now

    • @nightmelody777hiatus2
      @nightmelody777hiatus2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@somerando0 First dont say b!tch
      2nd i am christian and I can hear to these song without a problem. I do not go out & rape any1 ..

    • @somerando0
      @somerando0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nightmelody777hiatus2 I dont really know how to reply and I dont really want to deal with this because I've been called a demon to many times (I dont believe in god)

    • @Maulstrum97
      @Maulstrum97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anyone who wants jesus makes the perfect slave.

  • @TheGamingSyndrom
    @TheGamingSyndrom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Well...this song is still more accurate then 50 shades....ahhh "how to ruin a fetish 101"

    • @leksa1660
      @leksa1660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Strict Professionalism some people maybe were smart enough to inform themselves about BDMS after watching the movie, it itself is just horrible representation of BDSM.

    • @mechanical_hexate
      @mechanical_hexate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Strict Professionalism the problem was that 50 shades only touched upon the kinky parts of bdsm, even though a lot of it had to do with consent and limits. Take away those things and you don’t have a fun thing to do in the bedroom, you just have abuse.

  • @KijinKitsunee
    @KijinKitsunee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    so I know a friend of mine who's into BDSM she's a dominant and she's like the most chilled bitch I've ever met XD she goes into detail at what she does sometimes it sounds exciting but scary too I guess that's why they say you need to fully trust your partner for it.

    • @TheGamingSyndrom
      @TheGamingSyndrom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ken Kaneki well, there are tons of security measurements that you can use, trust certainly is importamg specially as a dom you have to think for two persons, but its fun....what most people get wrong is that its not a "everything or nothing" thing...you can be inti bdsm without beeing into receiving or giving out pain...or the other way around...everyones just here to have fun

  • @samaramazumder9087
    @samaramazumder9087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    my teacher thinks i'm innocently working on a project

  • @liraifox8650
    @liraifox8650 8 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I'm still debating if I want this song in my phone or not...

    • @marble_eyes4413
      @marble_eyes4413 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      regrets?: sometimes I draw to this song not mentioning WHAT I draw 😛😏

  • @iwantrevenge2194
    @iwantrevenge2194 8 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    I'm ashamed to admit that I like this song

  • @kayliecaton7885
    @kayliecaton7885 7 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    I was doing an ice skating rp with my friend and I said this was the song my character was skating to, so her characters started throwing money into the rink XD

    • @insan8ty
      @insan8ty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Kaylie Caton Surprised that people still role-play.

    • @Corvin_Ito
      @Corvin_Ito 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      _don't be,_

    • @derektheman1696
      @derektheman1696 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      RP is amazing

    • @eosofspades_357
      @eosofspades_357 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love rp

    • @illivana5067
      @illivana5067 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This made me choke on my soda also I love rping

  • @skreamingmuses
    @skreamingmuses 4 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    It's kind of creepy when you stop to consider their music was kind of aimed at younger people

    • @thaleiagreek3566
      @thaleiagreek3566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Was it? Didn't they themselves say they're not a fan of younger people singing along to their songs? Because I could swear I heard that before

    • @juvederme
      @juvederme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@thaleiagreek3566 well when u consider the allegations against dahvie, but also if they did say that why did they allow so many youth to their concerts?

    • @n.m6015
      @n.m6015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oop 😳

    • @destineytillery
      @destineytillery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dont think about it.

    • @hichigoshirosaki3665
      @hichigoshirosaki3665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@juvederme "Youth" not "Kids." "Youth" are like 14-18 year olds. "Kids" are like 6-10.

  • @unrelatable6440
    @unrelatable6440 7 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Tbh this is like my boyfriend. I can't believe I'm listening to this, but he's exactly like this. •-• Then there's me, exactly like Flesh by Simon Curtis.

    • @frankiepugs5471
      @frankiepugs5471 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is it bad that im the same way.

    • @sophiasimpson1811
      @sophiasimpson1811 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      My people. I have an S&M kink and I'm a satochist and m theme song could either be Flesh by Simon Curtis or S&M by Rhianna, if only my crush was dominant..... He's kinda shy.

    • @zebrafincharts449
      @zebrafincharts449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I WANT A RELATIONSHIP LIKE THAT

    • @kadenbennett4758
      @kadenbennett4758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We are friends...right?

    • @zebrafincharts449
      @zebrafincharts449 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kadenbennett4758 Who are you asking....?

  • @ashleyg2065
    @ashleyg2065 8 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    This song is sin...
    Why do I enjoy it...?

    • @emjay5753
      @emjay5753 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      AshTheTrash sameeeee

    • @aliyamayton2909
      @aliyamayton2909 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AshTheTrash oh f*** off

    • @deidara7214
      @deidara7214 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      AshTheTrash same

    • @eileenmaclean5388
      @eileenmaclean5388 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      SAMMEE HAHA

    • @robertarnold6192
      @robertarnold6192 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sin doesn't exist. It's how stuffy old priests prevent you from fulfilling yourself. They want all your passion spent on religion and law, instead of on being human.

  • @ehhilfe2917
    @ehhilfe2917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Me : shy virgin
    Also me : M A S T E R

  • @izukumydoryia460
    @izukumydoryia460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    *Me as my 15 year old self listening to this*:
    My mom:*doesn't really care*
    Me:*dances aggressively while blasting it throughout my room*

  • @creativecola7691
    @creativecola7691 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    right under this video, was the lyrics for S&M XD

  • @sinreaper123
    @sinreaper123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1542

    I'm laughing at the comments here all the girls like "I'm low key this and that" you all say that till your ball gagged and getting whipped with a riding crop then you all say "I dont like this stoooop"-

    • @hopelessheathen8190
      @hopelessheathen8190 6 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      They probs just like light bdsm lol not every one is so extra

    • @LiamH2004
      @LiamH2004 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Praise KeK I love you

    • @Fynlanis
      @Fynlanis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      hm well if they are saying low key that is kinda the whole point. But I agree, it's somewhat annoying hearing from ((Vanilla)) people around you "ooooh I love paiiiin" and I'm standing there and trying real hard to hold back. Like no. You don't. You like the sensation of a light slap on the booty, that is not pain, you don't know true pain xD For most even a hit with a belt is too much.. (sub here, hi. )

    • @traneda_luvs_edward9461
      @traneda_luvs_edward9461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmao

    • @knsleon
      @knsleon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@Fynlanis Gets slapped with belt ~Childhood flashbacks~

  • @chimine11
    @chimine11 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I'm glad that my parents don't really know English. Because I freakin' enjoy this song :>> lolol

    • @jewelsh2062
      @jewelsh2062 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      when my mom herd this i thought that i would be in trouble but she really liked it

    • @ma_pple_sy_rup
      @ma_pple_sy_rup 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahaha, same. I sang this in front of my mother once and she just looked at me like “Oh, what a pretty melody” HAHAHAHA

  • @loor4753
    @loor4753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    This song sounds like the guy just discovered BDSM terminology.

  • @jeweledkitten1792
    @jeweledkitten1792 9 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I love the way his voice sounds when he says "I'm dominate by definition" anybody else?

  • @mira31004
    @mira31004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    this quarantine has me going back dark, dark places

  • @arithearies1211
    @arithearies1211 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I was listening to this song on a slightly-loud volume... Only to remember that my grandma's room is right next to mine... Shit. Hope she is asleep. lol

    • @taekookspillow
      @taekookspillow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My grandparents don't understand english (i'm from germany) and they sit both right next to me in this moment lol

  • @deadchannel9105
    @deadchannel9105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Compared to everything else Blood On The Dance Floor has made this song is actually pretty ok. It's really catchy you gotta admit

    • @GerardiePie
      @GerardiePie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean, I dislike their music and all, but the instrumental is pretty good, to be honest. I don’t like the lyrics, since I know what Dahvie has done. And if you think about it, he could of been talking about underage girls in the songs. That’s just a theory, but it could potentially be true.

    • @deadchannel9105
      @deadchannel9105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      gerardie pie agreed

    • @nathansouthparklover
      @nathansouthparklover ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GerardiePie he is talking about underage girls

  • @aaronwolf8480
    @aaronwolf8480 8 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    best 3 mins in my life

    • @uncomfortablejoy4264
      @uncomfortablejoy4264 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I will forever remember the time I first heard it

    • @trippykoi2614
      @trippykoi2614 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Fallen Phoenix same
      best day of my life

    • @777mg2
      @777mg2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

    • @dreabaehr8754
      @dreabaehr8754 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yea! BOTDF is awesome every song is awesome so its always like this😂💖😂😂😂😂

    • @carterevan
      @carterevan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +kitty 22 I thought I was the only one who actually liked all of their songs!!! *le gasp*

  • @Levi_Yuki
    @Levi_Yuki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I've never heard the word *"slave"* so satisfying.....

  • @Kitysnipes
    @Kitysnipes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    No swear words
    No dancing girls
    No drugs
    Just 100% talent
    Wait wrong band

  • @emotionallyunstableandfill2497
    @emotionallyunstableandfill2497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I don't appreciate getting an ad for the newest barbie movie while watching this

  • @chelseawest8199
    @chelseawest8199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Can this be a case of separating art from the artist cause I love this song. 😭😭😭

  • @jennysky47
    @jennysky47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    All these people saying "oh Im this or that." Darlings, do your research first and dont just suddenly think u are into bdsm cuz u heard some song. And know what being into bdsm actually means. It requires maturity and respect. No matter what kind ur into. If ur a dom u still need to know its not about being some power controlling asshole 24/7. There is aftercare and responsibility that comes with it.
    And if ur a sub, you have to understand that u still require some amount of respect as a human. Its not about ur dom being tough. Cuz thats how u can easily be taken advantage of and not in a good way.
    I as a soft femdom had to say this after reading all the clue less comments of kids thinking its some easy fantasy world. I actually used to try to stray away from any kinks as I thought it of being suppressed hatred. But when I turned 16 the thought of being under a man bothered me even more and I kept thinking of eh mildly taboo things. So I decided to do deeper research and I saw how there is a variety and also how there is still love and responsibility.

    • @nyssakreeft378
      @nyssakreeft378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Girl respect

    • @NekoLavender1987
      @NekoLavender1987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Thank you 🙌🏼👏🏼
      People don't understand the trust, maturity, and love there actually is to 'sub/dom' relationships. I completely agree. Everyone in the comments is 11-12 and I'm quite frankly scared that they'll be taken advantage of.

    • @simpleskull2002
      @simpleskull2002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Finally, there's some sense in here amongst all of the nonsense spewed out by kids that don't know what they're talking about.

    • @sierramoore3252
      @sierramoore3252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This made me happy to read FINALLY SOMONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT FUUUCKING HELL

    • @rae2809
      @rae2809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm so glad there's at least one person in this comment section that understands what bdsm really means, respect.

  • @vladmatias1881
    @vladmatias1881 8 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    I have spoken to God and he has abandoned us

    • @daniya3307
      @daniya3307 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is there nothing sacred

    • @Jesuslovesme2andU
      @Jesuslovesme2andU 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      More like abandoned them

    • @aightmateyyy
      @aightmateyyy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Vlad Matias oh no...
      Coming Honey! **Sits on my throne next to Satan**

    • @alphawolf5559
      @alphawolf5559 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well after an intellectual conversation he’s on vacation till after the rapture.

    • @leslieking9657
      @leslieking9657 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vlad Matias Master is back. Master has new cd.

  • @Lovely-jy4cv
    @Lovely-jy4cv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    *”I’m dominant by definition”*
    Definitely not me

    • @ashburczyk2638
      @ashburczyk2638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm submissive by definition-

    • @Jules999M
      @Jules999M 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ashburczyk2638 same sis ;P

  • @leslieking9657
    @leslieking9657 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I have never listened to this before. I love it.

  • @jiminshopefulkookie3729
    @jiminshopefulkookie3729 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I played this on my Smart T.V and put the volume on 100 my mom walked in and said "WTF IS THIS!?" I said "MY FU*KING JAM!!!" XDDDD

  • @leighanntownsend6989
    @leighanntownsend6989 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    When he says "throw your hands up and pretend you wanna fight me" I just see a Little and Daddy play fighting lol

  • @emmiemae8220
    @emmiemae8220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Hits different when you find out Dahvie Vanity is a predetor /:

  • @deadhorsecomedy242
    @deadhorsecomedy242 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I'm a Metalhead so I'm really embarrassed to love this.

    • @queenofpossums6376
      @queenofpossums6376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't be, I'm a metalhead too and I fucking love this song 😅

    • @shiki494
      @shiki494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Metalhead too here and I love this shit lmao

    • @_.tbone._
      @_.tbone._ ปีที่แล้ว

      fr😭😭

  • @glens-blue-blazer
    @glens-blue-blazer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    So it's 1 am and I'm back on this side of the internet and I was doing this ironically and now I accidentally like this song. Oops. What a shame.

    • @GerardiePie
      @GerardiePie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is the poor groom’s bride a whore?

    • @himimeow
      @himimeow 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO I FEEL YOU

  • @SkittlezDaSilverFox
    @SkittlezDaSilverFox 8 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    For whomever finds this...
    Hello. I currently do not know where I am. I made the mistake digging into the internet. I was just just sitting in my room, with my buddy Lucifer (my paraphernalia), and some jerky. I was curious of what would happen if I dig into the internet. I was sunken in to the internet, and I come across this. Therefore, something may have happened to me! If could please find me, I will award you. I'll be somewhere in the darkness of the AIDS. Farewell, friend.
    Sincerely,
    Someone who is lost
    September/16/2016

  • @polifantasmaggl8560
    @polifantasmaggl8560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Oof I used to low key like BOTDF as a teen, this song in particular. I was never crazy about them and I'm actually glad. It feels so weird to listen to this again years later after knowing what kind of person Dahvie is...

  • @mg8553
    @mg8553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Little sister: What are you listening to?
    Me: Just... a song I like...
    Little sister: Ooh, can I hear?
    Me: uHH...

  • @cenniebeanie
    @cenniebeanie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    that part where he sang about wanting their sexual partner to fight them AGED SO BADLY. omg

    • @buttermybuns123
      @buttermybuns123 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      HAHAHBAHBYB REAL OH MY GOD

    • @Dibthingwannabe
      @Dibthingwannabe ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@buttermybuns123 I'm sorry about asking but I don't understand what happened to make it age badly, can you please explain what happened?

    • @felixnewtsocorro
      @felixnewtsocorro ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Dibthingwannabe Dahvie Vanity has a history of sexually abusing underage fans. He is a pedophile and a rapist.

    • @dilfdestroyer7
      @dilfdestroyer7 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dibthingwannabe the lead singer was a groomer and a r@pist

    • @ForgiveTheAtrocities
      @ForgiveTheAtrocities ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Dibthingwannabe I think he got outed as a child molester or something like that

  • @denkikaminari6942
    @denkikaminari6942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The FBI watching me listen to this song for the 100th time:
    Bruh

  • @ashlanders687
    @ashlanders687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    This suddenly popped into my head after not listening to it in like,,, years. My ex sent me this song back in like what? 2017? 2018? Hell, they kept demanding creepy shit from me back then and like,,, yeah, I wasn't really comfortable at the time and then they ended up cheating on me. Eventually we broke up. Even if they were pretty toxic, I heard they later got help and overcame the shit they were going through to put them into that mindset to start. I'm really happy for them, and while I want to ask them how they're doing, I have no idea where the hell to contact them nor do I really truly want to, in the end. All in all, I think a majority of the problem was that neither of us were really in a mentally sound state to give much to the other the way either wanted. So listening to this again brings up some other emotions than just plain embarrassment and shame, but the beat is pretty catchy if I do say so myself. Sucks the video they sent me got taken down though (But a lot of the comments were pretty creepy in terms of ship relations, so you win some you lose some, I guess.)
    Anyways, enough about that. I don't know why I decided to up and write a full-on essay in some random-ass comment section, but there you have it. On another note, the only that made me blush harder than this song and the memories it brought up was probably having to write "Latex excites me song" into the search bar because I forgot the title. Definitely deleting that later.

    • @W1ck3d_Dr3ams
      @W1ck3d_Dr3ams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm happy you're healing, stay strong!

    • @saenekokun2723
      @saenekokun2723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Happy for both of you!

  • @hunigore
    @hunigore 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    first time I heard this song I thought it said 'my little fucking jizz-aster' 😂😂👏

    • @emsthedragon7769
      @emsthedragon7769 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cailey Williams wouldn't be surprising, it's a Blood on the fucking dancefloor 😂

  • @pamelahostutler4552
    @pamelahostutler4552 7 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    When youre the innocent smol cinnamon roll and your friends see this song on your history

    • @pamelahostutler4552
      @pamelahostutler4552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Strict Professionalism I understand. I've changed a lot since I commented this 😂

    • @saphiraluxray9606
      @saphiraluxray9606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nobody is a smol cinnamon roll after listening to this. 😂

    • @freezingfire5648
      @freezingfire5648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like that nickname. cinnamon roll

    • @krizznaa
      @krizznaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      shut up omg

    • @comradebreeki4832
      @comradebreeki4832 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally me

  • @tiffanylawrie336
    @tiffanylawrie336 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    It got me feeling a certain way...

    • @cougar4203
      @cougar4203 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tiffany Lawrie (lenny face)

    • @lordshuckle4095
      @lordshuckle4095 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
      it got me feeling weird but i like this song anyway (not weird in any sexual way, more as uncomfortable)

  • @batstheenby
    @batstheenby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The best part of this vid is the comment section cause yall got me on the floor laughing

    • @DD-gd9fd
      @DD-gd9fd ปีที่แล้ว

      Foooooooooooor reeeeeeal. 😂

  • @novalocke3962
    @novalocke3962 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I heard the Nightcore version first. love both! this song speaks to me on a personal level XD I can't wait to find someone to call me master.

    • @jarofarts6040
      @jarofarts6040 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok, I know I'm late...... *but dude..... chill*

  • @tessataylor822
    @tessataylor822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    the year is now 2020. im laying in bed looking at artists on spotify. i see that spotify has taken every single song off from them. now i’m here.

  • @GrimSenpaii
    @GrimSenpaii 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Everyone is fighting over how dirty it is. But I'm over here vibeing to that that dubstep... holy shit that drop

  • @DexDex000
    @DexDex000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Why is this entire comment section 13, where are your parents.