7/8 year old me; "i really like this song! Its creepy and about Vampires!" Me now; "....what was i thinking," *still drawing while listening to this on repeat*
The fact that this was on my family's SHARED SPOTIFY as top song in Spotify wrapped for 3 years straight when I was a literal teen is so embarrassing 😭😭😭😭
That's some interesting lore ya got there buddy But to be fr, good luck living that down, let's hope neither of your parents listened to it out of curiosity💀
The irony of that is I didn’t even know what the lyrics were about. I just liked the song for how it sounded. Shows how much a child’s innocence can make you oblivious to when it’s put in something like a song.
9 year old me lmfao ((edit: i mean i was 9-ish when i first listened to this song (not this specific video). I am not 9 currently, and was not 9 when I made my comment.))
Ok REMINDER my fellow humans: The difference between venomous and poisonous my friends 1: if you bite and you die that is poisonous 2: if it bites you and you die it's venomous 3: if it bites you and someone else dies that's voodoo 4: if you bite each other and neither of you dies, that's kinky
when you're trying to find d a Disney song but accdently find a song about hardcore gay sex. gotta love the internet Edit: it was originally written about a guy having sex with another guy. You wouldn't argue about an ed sheeran song being about lesbians. Just enjoy the song and stop
When you realise that one of your childhood favorite song is about some kinky stuff Kid's me: *vibing* Me now:👁️👄👁️wait-..WHAT??? But who cares *Still vibing*
The perks of living in a non English speaking country and knowing English : Blasting this while parents are home and screaming the lyrics in total safety
Jaymes O’Possum LITERALLY when I first heard this I, a gay man, was like THERES NO WAY THIS GUY IS STRAIGHT and sure enough he isn’t 😂😂 the amount of people not getting that this is literally a song about a gay man bottoming lmfao
Lmao right?? I did admittedly assume it was a straight song for a while, by a guy who was into femdom or something bc it just seemed more likely to me. Also hello, fellow gay james 👌
I know how all the comments are about the lyrics and how kinky they are but did anyone else listen to this because they love his voice but also this beat is KILLER
I actually like Simon Curtis' voice. I saw this video and I was like "Woah, is this song about, like, cannibalism?" AND I SWEAR TO GOD OH MY GOD. THESE WERE MY EXACT REACTIONS: "Ooh it's starting off good. Some interesting lyrics. Oh, wait- OOHHHHHHH"
I'm here because of a comment that said this is a great companion song to 'For Your Entertainment' by Adam Lambert and by God they were right. The dom/sub energy is _astounding_
_I'm A Slave 4 U_ by _Lady Gaga_ is also good and check out _Pomp and Circumstances cover_ by _Razzy_ also, _Animal_ covered by _Chase Holfelder_ has a pretty good vibe too
97% - talking about how they all look innocent but they aren't. 2% - Telling they showed this to their bf/husband. 1%- actually appreciating how good the voice is and the music😍
Nightmelody777 eh. Kinda. I mean we do like it rough but neither of us is a dom. We both switch. Since pregnant I can't dom as much though. So he is gonna be in for a bit of excess attention when this baby is born. I am excited for November. Haha.
I just remembered something... When I was in middle school, I was in the living room watching a video on the tv while my big sister and her husband were in the room, and this song was playing in the background loud and proud. I didn't understand the meaning of the song at the time... and I was singing it anyway without a care. Luckily, they thought it was about vampires. So I practically dodged a bullet. Now I play this song with headphones on.
6 year old me: *mumbling the song liking it* 11 year old me: *singing some words* 13 year old me: *just listening* Me now: *sees what the lyrics are about but still sings like parents are not home and like I dont have a 10 year old brother in the house*
I feel that. Its gonna be stuck in my head at work today just like it was yesterday. I'm an almost 18 year old girl who works with men. Thank god I can promise that none of them listen to this cause if I hum it 😂 plus I like to dance in the empty aisles while I work so
*Sigh* The ideas that I get from people... I am not a wanna be edgy 12 year old. I just see people posting these comments and personally think that they seem fun.. I just might sing this for the school talent show... Well.. IF we have a talent show this year.. STILL I WILL BLAST THIS FROM THE COMPUTER TOMORROW!!! It is the last week of school for me and like why not? The next school that I'm going to is going to have to deal with me anyways. Oh and my crush rides my bus... I am rambling... Well.. anyways.. I am so confused about my feelings towards him... Help..?? I think that he might like me too but IDK.. I think that he does because a girl came up to me and started talking about how we would look good together.. she is one of the people that he talks to.. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?!?!?!?! I need to stop...
No idea where that reply was going now that I am looking back at it.. Yeahh.. I'm.. I'm gonna go now.. *Awkwardly waves* (._. )/ (Don't know where this one went either)
I know right? When I was around that same age I would use pandora (still kinda do) and I have a nightcore station, this song came on quite a bit. Can't wait to text this to my mom and tell her that I first heard this when I was 7.😆
I'm so happy i found this song again, i couldnt remember the name of it for the life of me and it took almost an hour of searching different ppls playlists to find it again. I missed this bop so much!
When you're dancing around the house singing this song and your whole household looks at you and then you stop sit down replay it slower and then realize it's about hard core sex O.O
I love how everyone’s like ‘omg I listened to this when I was 13 and thought it was about vampires or cannibalism hahah’ and I listened to this when I was 13 and knew full well it was about a gay man bottoming, and as a gay teenager this was my sexual awakening 😂😂
Me, a French person who listen to this song for months, and didn't really care about the meaning of the lyrics, read and understand them now: **Gay Panic**
I was singing this in the hallways at school, not loudly but if you close enough to me you could hear.. Anyway, so the line "Hold my hands above my head and push my face into the bed.." I realized who I was literally right behind, just so happened to be the person I like... who my friend says also likes me. So I sped past him, but I looked at his face and it was bright red. Help?!!?
Take a shot every time you see a comment that says anything related to "Everyone thinks im innocent if only they knew what type of music i listen to" Warning: You will get alcohol poisoning
Sorry can't think of any original names wouldn’t you have to drink it to get the poisoning? I’m lucky because I’ve never poisoned by anything or bit by a Snake or bit by a Spider! This song is exactly what happens when I get bit by something poisonous. Which has never happened. I’ve only been to the Hospital once because my teeth needed to be cleaned. Pretty lucky if you ask me.
Everyone else: Oh my god, I'm going to hell for this Me: * have staring contest with mom who is fluent in English while song play in the background* please, I'm already there.
I was just 13 years old when I was singing those lyrics, thank god I'm latino and nobody in the house could understand because my mom would have whipped my ass with a belt lol
my -mom- no grandma would have gotten a stick from outside and would have whooped my -ass- no whatever I couldn't cover. I I covered my ass then she would my back, etc. My mom would have picked me up by my hair and would get me with the belt as well. That is why I listen with headphones... I am also Latino but sadly everyone in my household understands English... well.. except for my Great Grandma Which THANKFULLY does not understand English. If she understood English then whoooo... I do NOT want to say what she would do... She will throw you outside (she will literally Pick You Up and Throw You Outside) and make you sleep with the dogs, chickens, or the rabbits (The rabbits are vicious..) She will lock you in the garage She will be all friendly and when you think that she is taking you somewhere fun or whatever.. she will drop you off somewhere and won't come back until its past sundown.. She is a sweet little old lady but DAMN. She is... I have no words to describe her... I mean I am past 13 years of age but damn.. they don't care if you are 5 or if you're 17..
It's so funny how many of his songs I listened to when I was younger, knowing they were dirty. And now that I'm older I'm like "Hell yeah, turn up the kinky gay dude's music"
bruhhhh, i don't even remember liking this comment, i was just scrolling through and saw that it was already liked and i was like, 'holy crap, i knew that i liked this song when i was like 14, but DAMN i don't remember liking half of these comments lolol'
this is why I love this dude tbh, he's explicit, creates music to my taste and doesn't censor himself. If they start a Disney for adults I want this sort of stuff in descendants.
We're all masochists. When we get a mosquito bite we rip into our skin with our nails. We're destroying our skin and making a bump form but it feels so good to scratch...
I searched up "For Your Entertainment - Adam Lambert", then I scrolled down and this song appeared. _this song and for your entertainment fit together like a glove _*_wink wink_*
@@peytonvarley8268 never said that. I was making a joke. Like the joke about the guy who says "statistically speaking, there's at least one gay person in my friend group. I hope it's Michael. Michael's cute."
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7/8 year old me; "i really like this song! Its creepy and about Vampires!"
Me now; "....what was i thinking," *still drawing while listening to this on repeat*
mystic draws ticci toby
YOU ARE ME?! I made everything just like you, even drawing while listening this.
Love the PFP Toby is the best
The Best comment! XD✨
Ghost girl Toby is best boy
One day I just remembered this song out of the blue and I was like:
*Hol up*
Lmao same
Same
Same. Weird, isn't it?
Sameeeee
Same
According to the comments, the phrase "the innocent ones are always the dirtiest" is apparently true
Honestly people think I'm innocent till they look at what songs I listen to
@@serenitygoatcher2800 true or what u read and write
+Na Na Got My Back
heheh.. y'got that right~ OwO
Yuppp. I’m a late comer tho. I didn’t find out how babies were made until I was 15 😂😂😂
well... it is...
The fact that this was on my family's SHARED SPOTIFY as top song in Spotify wrapped for 3 years straight when I was a literal teen is so embarrassing 😭😭😭😭
Lol embrace it. Should've learned all the lyrics and sing along to it just to freak out people. 😂
Oh dear God-
@@katalimendoza2569 I did know all the lyrics but there's no way in hell I'd ever sing this in front of anyone 😭💀
That's some interesting lore ya got there buddy
But to be fr, good luck living that down, let's hope neither of your parents listened to it out of curiosity💀
@@MoczinurcoffeeX3 It was a top song, they definitely had it on on their way to work
Simon Curtis: from Disney to dirty songs wow
I'd like this comment but it's at its peak number
Undead Army wait what show was he in
@@nisarojas2869 idk about disney but i think he was in a nickolodean thing called "spectacular" or something
Oof
Undead Army damn
I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT VAMPIRES WHEN I WAS YOUNGER IM CACKLING
ellen SAME LMAOOOO
lmao
so did I wtf.
The irony of that is I didn’t even know what the lyrics were about. I just liked the song for how it sounded. Shows how much a child’s innocence can make you oblivious to when it’s put in something like a song.
Yep.... I cant believe I found this again.
O_____O
*Looks left
*Looks right
You never saw me here, got it?
Only if you don't say anything either...
...let’s all agree to never say a word about this.
Rodger that
I agree and everyone clear your history 😂😂😂
I see you all! You can't hide 😂
the fact that this became one of my favorite songs so quickly is concerning.
I was introduced to this song about a week and a half ago and it's already my most played song this year
go to horny jail
i literally found this somg yesterday and its already my top one fav
yeee
Sameee but it's so real
Don't be shy, add this to your homoerotic vampire playlists.
i'm laughing so i don't die of embarrassment
Unfortunately... I'm into dominant werewolf women who can kick my ass 27/7 nonstop.
@@Nightmare704RY dominant werewolf woman? 😂😂
@@leviackerman7992 everybody has a kink, and I will not feel shame for mine.
@@Nightmare704RY and I'm not shaming you lol i was just asking 😂
no one:
the beginning of this song: *aggressively knocking on door*
shrugs memes this is the only funny comment on this video im so proud of u
my mom knocked on my door at the same time... :0
So true. Or it is the only time when my cat wanted attention all day.
Scared the shit out of me
Karen
This took Cannibal by Kesha Into a WHOLE new level
ikr XD
C a t N i p p l e .
🤣🤣😂😂😂
@@thelemonverse5279
Why....?
@@HalfAnd_Half if you listen out for it in keshas song cannibal it can sound like she's saying cat nipple.
That line "make me a mute"... I'm feeling things.
That line scared me lol
@@honeybun8823That line reminded me of how my husband gagged me, being his wife, I loved it.
@@Pyeredere813-il4jw I did not expect to see a comment admitting that, and I found it hilarious because it was unexpected lol
same ough
Made me feel like 😩.
Me at 13: Oh hey an edgy song.
Me at 20: *"Oh God why?"*
Literally me right now, but I honestly still love it😂
I understood every word he said at that age:)
I knew i was gay
And i knew english well enough(Im not american or Something)
@@justanormalperson5909 oof
@@iActuallyLiveinUtah im shocked u replied back
@@xcubie maybe
friend: "don't you have any shame?"
me: *laughs* "no"
Nope
Same fam! Lol!
Same *laughs quietly like a maniac*
This comment is firee
Yep 😂
The beginning is my heartbeat when my mom looks on my phone over my shoulder
Lol
SCARLETT KINGS moood
OMGGG YESSSS I LAUGHED SO MUCH AT THAT GOD-
Lmao same 😂
Let's just hope you lived after you wrote this comment
I'm only 19, but I have already decided that this will be my funeral song.
Iconic
Me too I'm 20
Not better choice
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ded
26 and I defo want this as my song lol and since your all younger then me I die first hahahaha
fangirls immediately after hearing this song: *its free real estate*
( ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°)
i love your name
IS THAT HOODIE IN YOUR PFP
Aye hoodie!
Yes a creepy pasta fan!
Oh hey Hoodie
Fourteen years old me had literally no business listening to this, I'm both horrified and incredibly amused.
11 year/old me too ;-;
9 year old me lmfao
((edit: i mean i was 9-ish when i first listened to this song (not this specific video). I am not 9 currently, and was not 9 when I made my comment.))
SAME LMFAO
@@wolfiethetimberwolf1363 tell me you don't understand any of these
@@unknown_8588 I'm not 9 anymore, I'm 15 now, but I did not understand them at the time, just thought they were very edgy-
I used to feel so dirty when listening to songs like this now its just become my way of living
Yep same here man..
Snow Leopard same same😂😅
Snow Leopard same
yessss I'm the 300th like :)
Snow Leopard Amvs Hey there are probably a lot of perverts listening this sexual song...I mean im not a pervert im just saying....
BROOO MY CHILDHOOD SONG I FINALLY FOUND IT, DAMN SO MUCH MEMORIES-
WHY WAS A CHILD LISTENING TO A SONG ABOUT BDSM?
@@SonarTheBat idk tbh I was watching one vid with this song
YOU ,NO WHAT.....?........I LOVE YOU CUZ YOU ARE SPECISLL to me..........I DO love you >>>>>
@SonarTheBat umm I did the same when I was little unsupervised internet time 😅
@@its_nalana You are funny cuz I did the same thing to.....THANKS FOR YOUR COMMENT.......LUV U....MOI.....
Ok REMINDER my fellow humans:
The difference between venomous and poisonous my friends
1: if you bite and you die that is poisonous
2: if it bites you and you die it's venomous
3: if it bites you and someone else dies that's voodoo
4: if you bite each other and neither of you dies, that's kinky
i saw this in a meme before but its still funny reading it here
🤣
AHAHAHA
I DIED
if it bites you and it dies than you’re poisoned
This song gives off such feral bottom energy and I'm here for it.
Lmao yesssssss 😂😂😫
😂🤣
power bottom energy lol
that_kid nobody_notices you not wrong
I love this
when you're trying to find d a Disney song but accdently find a song about hardcore gay sex. gotta love the internet
Edit: it was originally written about a guy having sex with another guy. You wouldn't argue about an ed sheeran song being about lesbians. Just enjoy the song and stop
How the fuck did you even manage to get here by searching Disney songs...?
I'm seriously genuinely curious.
ᔕᖺᓰᖇᗢ ᑌᔕᗩᘐᓮ for some reason it was on my recommended and i miss-clicked i guess
Meme Overlord Omg...Yt is being a perv.
ye boi
don't worry I'm used to that kind of stuff
this is submissive and breedable put into a song
Yep
when you realize that simon curtis worked with disney and nickelodeon.
borderline blur wait what he did
borderline blur WHAT NO~ 😂😂😂😂
borderline blur welp that's ironic
wot da fuq. that proves disney is a monster lol
When and where?
This is literally the theme for every Y/N in an x reader fanfic.
Fax
*yes*
Jwmaowmxins YES
Loll
Yes yes yes, i never thought of that till you said.
saw the title: "oh, a song about cannibalism!"
heard the song: "oh, even better!"
Sadism
Moonlight raven mmeeee
Morgan Conley vore, masochism
Sibliminal .....we are all sadistic cannibals.
..if u cant think on my level...
Moonlight raven bdsm is so much better
When you realise that one of your childhood favorite song is about some kinky stuff
Kid's me: *vibing*
Me now:👁️👄👁️wait-..WHAT??? But who cares *Still vibing*
Why are all my fave old songs abt adults mingling-😭😭😭😭
I thought I was edgy for liking this song bc I thought it was about murder.
boy, was I wrong.
Naw dawg you are a edgy kinky but ngl same-
BOY WERE YOU WRONG
And that’s on creepypasta ✨✌️
Sexual murder?
@@schuesslerlauren murder can b sexy
The perks of living in a non English speaking country and knowing English :
Blasting this while parents are home and screaming the lyrics in total safety
that sound amazing!
Doing the same thing here 😅
Psh Perks Of Have The Best Mother Ever? Singing This With My Mother, And Having Her Show It To Me~ ;)
dracoqueen12 woah there fella
Omfg😂🤣 yess
*accidentally connects to Xbox in living room*
😥😥😱😱😱😱😨😨😨😰
Jajajaj c eojin
😂😂😂😂
Oohh fuck.
oh shit
I remember being in 6th grade listening to this for fun. I'm a senior now and boy did it awaken something in me
oh yes ..i love the taste of flesh up against the wall..........................
I've never heard of such a straight forward bottom 😂😂😂
"straight" forward?
@@AtlasAlexS. Omgw-
You are now my favorite person
Bruh I know like 3 irl lol
Power bottoms lol
@@AtlasAlexS. ""straight"" forward
I love all the people saying this feels unintentionally gay when the singer is LITERALLY GAY LMAO
Jaymes O’Possum LITERALLY when I first heard this I, a gay man, was like THERES NO WAY THIS GUY IS STRAIGHT and sure enough he isn’t 😂😂 the amount of people not getting that this is literally a song about a gay man bottoming lmfao
Lmao right?? I did admittedly assume it was a straight song for a while, by a guy who was into femdom or something bc it just seemed more likely to me.
Also hello, fellow gay james 👌
That’s fair enough I had my suspicions but I didn’t know people could make such explicitly sexual songs 😂 and hello to you fellow gay James!
WAIT FR?!
@@mypapaiscaca ya and he's bottom
when your parents dont know english
*smirks and turns the volume up*
yeah i do that
YEEEASSS 😈😈😈 dude I love being brazilian LMAO
HAHAHHHA/
Bruh 😂
Yasssss 😂
They take kinky to a whole another level
The singers or this comment section?
... Honestly this is pretty tame as far as actual kinky activities go
bro this song is just about bdsm
that's the magic of the kink
It's alot like me 🤣🤣🤣
The beat: N O I C E
The lyrics: MmMmMmMm bOtTtOm EnErGy
YES XD
when you know every word but you don't ever remember listening to this song then you have flashbacks to your wattpad phase
Yes, thank god my edgy wattpad phase is over😂😂
Hahaha
Miranda Strickland f o r y o u . n o t f o r m e
X reader ? Cuz if so I get that
Still in my wattpad phase-
10 year old me had no business listening to this song....but here I am...this song being in my life for 9 years. Have mercy in my soul 😂
I know how all the comments are about the lyrics and how kinky they are but did anyone else listen to this because they love his voice but also this beat is KILLER
YES
Oh and I love laughing at the cringey comments.
SarcasticRussian i did
YES
Same
I actually like Simon Curtis' voice. I saw this video and I was like "Woah, is this song about, like, cannibalism?" AND I SWEAR TO GOD OH MY GOD. THESE WERE MY EXACT REACTIONS:
"Ooh it's starting off good. Some interesting lyrics. Oh, wait- OOHHHHHHH"
Love this comment
lmao same
Same! (I was straight on that one.)
@@icycandiee6343 You mean gay? 😂
I'm here because of a comment that said this is a great companion song to 'For Your Entertainment' by Adam Lambert and by God they were right. The dom/sub energy is _astounding_
Give me more songs with bdsm vibes 8)
Please?
Call Me Master by Blood On the Dance Floor. I was obsessed with both songs in my senior year.
No joke, as soon as u said this i realized this is in my song recommendation, and i never even heard or listened to that song before LMAO
_I'm A Slave 4 U_ by _Lady Gaga_ is also good
and check out _Pomp and Circumstances cover_ by _Razzy_
also, _Animal_ covered by _Chase Holfelder_ has a pretty good vibe too
I first listened to Simon Curtis when I was young and I recently decided to listen to more of his music and boy I'm glad I did
97% - talking about how they all look innocent but they aren't.
2% - Telling they showed this to their bf/husband.
1%- actually appreciating how good the voice is and the music😍
👍
Misha Medvedev What?
i must be part of that 1%. i also first heard this song in a music video and wanted to find it on it's own
im all three XD
@Misha Medvedev you mean 1% and 99%
When he said "sink your teeth into my flesh" i got my chips stuck in my teeth. Mood.
I know what Is like ;-;
HAh
Haha
Hahaha
Hahahahhahaha
hey your pic is lapiz from Steven univers
Oh no.
*hears rough, pin, harder, bite, beg, tie, undressed, taste, etc.*
me: *pregnant*
Reload Wolf haha. I love this. Mine and my husband's situation right now!
lol xD
btw
fifty shades of Artana Moreland xD
Nightmelody777 eh. Kinda. I mean we do like it rough but neither of us is a dom. We both switch. Since pregnant I can't dom as much though. So he is gonna be in for a bit of excess attention when this baby is born. I am excited for November. Haha.
XD true
Mood🤤🤤🤤
I just remembered something...
When I was in middle school, I was in the living room watching a video on the tv while my big sister and her husband were in the room, and this song was playing in the background loud and proud. I didn't understand the meaning of the song at the time... and I was singing it anyway without a care. Luckily, they thought it was about vampires. So I practically dodged a bullet. Now I play this song with headphones on.
If I EVER become a stripper, you best believe this is my main song, cause like holy crap it's amazing
Celestia Shadow i agree
As I stripper I can confirm, This song is SO MUCH FUN to dance to
I would low-key come to one of your shows
Yes please!
Levi Heichou same
Me blasting this song on full volume
My parents: open the door to my room
Me: (chuckles) *I'm in danger*
omg u got me so good
Same lmao (my worst enemy is my search history. Always ratting me out ..)
I'm lucky that my parents don't know other languages XD
That’s...why we wear HEADPHONES!
@@xx_phoenix_anicha_xx9935 same lol
This has nothing to do with anything but.
"You do you and I'll do me. And we don't do each other, probably."
~Markiplier
And I love how he has that 'probably.' There.
OMG FAM
I am SO happy you mentioned him.
Let’s take out the probably ;)
@@dakotacloverleaf286 my god 😂😂
2:39 tempo change always gets me
6 year old me: *mumbling the song liking it*
11 year old me: *singing some words*
13 year old me: *just listening*
Me now: *sees what the lyrics are about but still sings like parents are not home and like I dont have a 10 year old brother in the house*
I make my 7 year old cousin listen it, we sing it together. *Whenmybrotherwhoknowsenglishwellisatthenearroom*
Aaaaaa jeonginnnnnnnn
Kyungsoo Do I CAN'T BELIEVE I FOUND A STAY HERE OHMYGOD
The apple in Jimin's and Jin's short film wings IKRRR
OMG i love your profile pic 😍
_According to (and summarizing) this comment section, this song is about a gay sadomasochist vampire and his masochist partner_
So... Louis and Lestat from vampire chronicles?
Niloufar Moezzi Wait a damn minute. You’re right
Damn thats accurate. Nicely done
Accurate though😂
Thank you! I was confused and looking for answers if it was right what i thought about the lyrics
There are alot lof things i expected this song to be.
"Catchy" was not one of them.
Scolipede Stampede same and i hate it
I respect your opinion uncultured swine
Ok that's your opinion if you don't like it, don't listen to it. 😂
tragic
I feel that. Its gonna be stuck in my head at work today just like it was yesterday. I'm an almost 18 year old girl who works with men. Thank god I can promise that none of them listen to this cause if I hum it 😂 plus I like to dance in the empty aisles while I work so
I can't remember how I came across this song but I'm glad I did because years later, I'm still loving it
Note to myself:
This is not about vampires
Or it could be just with other things as well-
@@Chain_Curse I mean you aren't wrong 😳
Mmmmmm cannibalism
or about ghouls? (hehe tokyo ghoul)
@@gayjayy you’re not wrong
This song is catchy. I ended up singing it on a school bus. That was an interesting conversation I had with the principal.
*Sigh*
The ideas that I get from people...
I am not a wanna be edgy 12 year old.
I just see people posting these comments and personally think that they seem fun..
I just might sing this for the school talent show...
Well.. IF we have a talent show this year..
STILL I WILL BLAST THIS FROM THE COMPUTER TOMORROW!!!
It is the last week of school for me and like why not?
The next school that I'm going to is going to have to deal with me anyways.
Oh and my crush rides my bus...
I am rambling...
Well.. anyways.. I am so confused about my feelings towards him...
Help..??
I think that he might like me too but IDK..
I think that he does because a girl came up to me and started talking about how we would look good together..
she is one of the people that he talks to..
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?!?!?!?!
I need to stop...
Elizabeth Garia 0mgg samee i feel youuu I get so confused if my crush likes me or not
No idea where that reply was going now that I am looking back at it..
Yeahh..
I'm.. I'm gonna go now..
*Awkwardly waves* (._. )/
(Don't know where this one went either)
"MAKE ME BEG FOR MOREEEEEEEEEEE"
no no no dont take advice from ppl that he talks to, that's just a bad idea...
why
did
I
find
this
when
I
was
9.
wrong question it is How did you find this when your nine. The question ur thinking of is y the heck did you listen to this when you were nine
I know right? When I was around that same age I would use pandora (still kinda do) and I have a nightcore station, this song came on quite a bit. Can't wait to text this to my mom and tell her that I first heard this when I was 7.😆
I was the 69th like... my life is complete
Damn, and I found this when I turned 10.
111th like.
I'm so happy i found this song again, i couldnt remember the name of it for the life of me and it took almost an hour of searching different ppls playlists to find it again. I missed this bop so much!
Me: Accidentally play this song and it's automatically played at the T.V.
Parents : 👀👀👀
Me: ...
Rae Shimomoto you got three parents?
Me:....GOTTA GO!!! **Runs to friends house**
Omg that’s like my worst fear 😂
I feel like one day I’m doing to accidentally connect whatever I’m listening to to the tv
My parents would have looked at me then say "nice." and go back to watching tv
Oh noooo.😖😆😂😳😐😶😑
Me at like age 10: *playing this with my headphones knowing full well what the song is about and lying bout it* cannibals right?
*sneak 100*
This is freaken meee
When I was younger I thought it was about vampires. Wish i knew what it actually meant at the time so I didnt play it on front of my family😂😂
Did the same at 8
killjoyphannie SAME
same except im 11..........meh i lost my innocence at like 6
When people think you're an innocent shy kid but really your mind is just occupied with this stuff
Buddy go do your homework 😭😭
When your the quiet one in class and you listen to shit like this...
same
Nightcore Or Nah and this....
I don't care, I'll listen to it because it's catchy!
geeky gamer girlz I literally listen to this in class
geeky gamer girlz yasssssss 😂
geeky gamer girlz LITERALLY ME
I always knew this song was sexual, I just never knew HOW sexual
I’m with you there
YES!!
ikr i was not very young but young enough lmao
Same here, little grade 8 me didn’t realize it haha
@@beck_luv bruh six grade me was singing this song like my life depended on it
If your reading this, you have good taste in music.
Lol, thanks Tae
Thank you i know
Thanks for being a *good* influence to any kids who find this, Tae
Don't mean to be this person but like "you're" not your, I cringe at myself for writing this, wtf
Uno reverse card.
I havent listened to this song in a year and a half and it just suddenly pops up again and now im obssesed again😭
over 8 years for me
Priest:*in confession both* what brings you here young boy?
Me: hm....do you have a email i can send a link to?
Aaaahhh ha ha ha
I'm done here.
0_Psychosocial _0
Haha I love your comment😂
So true
👏👏YAZZZZ!!! 💙💙
Hell yasss
When you're dancing around the house singing this song and your whole household looks at you and then you stop sit down replay it slower and then realize it's about hard core sex O.O
how in the flying fuck can you not realize its about bdsm
Tbh That's What Would Happen To Me . . . .Not Yet But Soon. . .
Omlette136 XD IM DYING
I love how everyone’s like ‘omg I listened to this when I was 13 and thought it was about vampires or cannibalism hahah’ and I listened to this when I was 13 and knew full well it was about a gay man bottoming, and as a gay teenager this was my sexual awakening 😂😂
James Robson same
the fact that i’m 13 rn and i know exactly what this songs means
Bro frr I literally remember blazing this when I was in year 6 and convincing my family it was about vampires when in reality I knew it wasn’t lmao
Imao I'm 15 and this is on my Crazy Playlist... currently listening to it on repeat 😅
Tay Yo brooo sameee bahaha i vibe to this song at night
Growing up is realizing this song isn't about vampires...
...................................
I am suddenly reminded of every lemon i've ever read
you read lemons?
+Adrianna Mooney wot
+Conand Skyfire doesn't everyone?😂
lemon?the're called limons!(hidden FNAF reference)
+Adrianna Mooney I HATE THAT PEOPLE CALL THEM LEMONS AHHHHHHH
Me, a French person who listen to this song for months, and didn't really care about the meaning of the lyrics, read and understand them now:
**Gay Panic**
Its gay?
The song?
@@Pink_di4mond Massively, yes. Simon Curtis is a gay man, this is literally a song about gay sex
*Man I’m glad I found this song with my headphones on*
Same..
Haha
I didn't lmao
same
Same
This is like peak really late 2000s early 2010s and I love it
*When I eat a Kfc chicken bucket*
I ate all of your pokébeans I need you to understand that I have never related to someone more.
I YODELED
Did you eat the chicken or the actual bucket
Awkward Blush 😂👍 lol
Omg me!
That feeling when people think you are innocent as fuck but you listen to songs like this
simon curtis and blood on the dancefloor
xPastel.Koushiix same😁👿
xPastel.Koushiix I can relate 😂😂😂
xPastel.Koushiix I just love how you wrote "as fuck" makes me relate to this comment even more.
xPastel.Koushiix true
I was singing this in the hallways at school, not loudly but if you close enough to me you could hear..
Anyway, so the line "Hold my hands above my head and push my face into the bed.." I realized who I was literally right behind, just so happened to be the person I like... who my friend says also likes me.
So I sped past him, but I looked at his face and it was bright red.
Help?!!?
im a bit late, but uh... there's no help for you XDD
Heh..
Same....
EXCEPT...
I didn't say it behind my crush...
I said it behind a guy that was trying to get in my pants..
He... I'm done talking...
fhdjdjdjdh that's iconic lmao, I hope your dating
Clorax Bleach this. is . amazing. Just saying.
Keep listening to these songs and I don't think you'll be needing any.
*fleshbacks from my creepypasta phase that will return now thanks*
Same lol
Take a shot every time you see a comment that says anything related to "Everyone thinks im innocent if only they knew what type of music i listen to"
Warning: You will get alcohol poisoning
This comment section radiates the quirky “iM nOt lIKe oThER gIRls iM kInkY ANd dIRtY” vibe
Thanks for that.. Now I'm drunk!
Do shots of water instead because its better to be hydrated then wasted :)
Sorry can't think of any original names wouldn’t you have to drink it to get the poisoning? I’m lucky because I’ve never poisoned by anything or bit by a Snake or bit by a Spider! This song is exactly what happens when I get bit by something poisonous. Which has never happened. I’ve only been to the Hospital once because my teeth needed to be cleaned. Pretty lucky if you ask me.
Ew, stupid edgy kids invading comments
Sent this to my friend and she asked “oo kink or murder” and i said murder is my kink and she was like
“What no thats not how it workss Al”
Sameeee
Jack the Ripper?
CREEPYPASTAS
I would like but it has "666" likes and im just like o.o😂
I'm such a masochist it hurts-
Haha see what I did there.
God someone kill me.
No it's funny. I relate. 😂
I will do the honors.
Where are you?
Oh and do you want to go slowly and painfully or quick.
I can do quick.
Yeah...
Bye now..
machoist or sadist? XD
They're different, lol xD
M's unite!
hah. so funny xd
People who listened to this when they were younger are now kinky asf
Someone of us just use it as confirmation when we’re older
I'm older. My new lover sent me this song to let me know exactly what he thinks of me. I swear they wrote this about me. And so does he😏
*Don’t call me out like that.*
THE ACCURACY
Hi :)
Everyone else: Oh my god, I'm going to hell for this
Me: * have staring contest with mom who is fluent in English while song play in the background* please, I'm already there.
Misery Love Company. I mean, my family already thinks I'm crazy, so why not go all out. Lmao
Misery Love Company my mom actually listens to music like this
me.
lmao me
My mom is all for this music. THAT'S WHY I LOVE HERR..And well..cause she's my mom. Duh
I was just 13 years old when I was singing those lyrics, thank god I'm latino and nobody in the house could understand because my mom would have whipped my ass with a belt lol
Angel XCX lmaoo
ouch
Angel XCX im lantio too and my mom would kill me because i like this song more than other song
I am singing it in a house full of English people and I have no regrets 😂😂
Tf is wrong with me ?😂😂
my -mom- no grandma would have gotten a stick from outside and would have whooped my -ass- no whatever I couldn't cover. I I covered my ass then she would my back, etc. My mom would have picked me up by my hair and would get me with the belt as well. That is why I listen with headphones...
I am also Latino but sadly everyone in my household understands English...
well.. except for my Great Grandma
Which THANKFULLY does not understand English.
If she understood English then whoooo... I do NOT want to say what she would do...
She will throw you outside (she will literally Pick You Up and Throw You Outside) and make you sleep with the dogs, chickens, or the rabbits (The rabbits are vicious..)
She will lock you in the garage
She will be all friendly and when you think that she is taking you somewhere fun or whatever.. she will drop you off somewhere and won't come back until its past sundown..
She is a sweet little old lady but DAMN. She is... I have no words to describe her...
I mean I am past 13 years of age but damn.. they don't care if you are 5 or if you're 17..
All of his songs are relatable and I've been a fan of Simon Curtis since day one
It's so funny how many of his songs I listened to when I was younger, knowing they were dirty. And now that I'm older I'm like "Hell yeah, turn up the kinky gay dude's music"
bruhhhh, i don't even remember liking this comment, i was just scrolling through and saw that it was already liked and i was like, 'holy crap, i knew that i liked this song when i was like 14, but DAMN i don't remember liking half of these comments lolol'
I was making food while being stupid and accidentally stabbed myself with a butter knife (I was okay) but then this came to my mind...
KinKy-Jared
MoMo Kitty *dear Evan Hanson*
MoMo Kitty *WE'VE BEEN WAY TOO OUT OF TOUCH*
hard, hard? bad, bad? rough, KINKY
I gotta tell you life without you has been hard. Hard? Has been bad. Bad? Has been rough. KiNkY!
Connor voice: You stabbed yourself with a butter knife? That is just the saddest fucking thing I've ever heard. Oh my god.
I'm 31...how am I only just hearing this song for the first time? O.O the kinky levels are off the charts. I think I have a new favorite song.
I'm 29 and I discovered it only month ago. But I love it too! Describes my fantasies :D
I'm 12 and discovered it 4 years ago...
I'm just now reading the lyrics.
My mom heard me listening to this 4 years ago.
Help.
"So what introduced you to Simon Curtis?"
*Creepypasta..*
Mine was the ashfur x scourge ship video lmao
@@missswiss6498OMG I REMEMBER THAY VIDEO
this is why I love this dude tbh, he's explicit, creates music to my taste and doesn't censor himself. If they start a Disney for adults I want this sort of stuff in descendants.
I- ah
My friend have I got information for you
uhh....
@@axie4777 what's with all these replies?
I hope you regret this comment, because on God this doesn't age well 🗿💀
We're all masochists. When we get a mosquito bite we rip into our skin with our nails. We're destroying our skin and making a bump form but it feels so good to scratch...
we need to be friends
yES
I like the way you think
I see your a hard core one to compare that kind of sexual kink to a bug bite 😂
Hey, don't talk about creepypasta :D I have already nightmares.
Crush: So what’s your favorite song?
Me:....
My crush actually likes this song, I am here because of him.
SEX SONGS
Me: If you don't like this song then bye
LMAO I remember as a kid thinking this was sooooo inappropriate it’s so tame as an adult it’s just campy
I searched up "For Your Entertainment - Adam Lambert", then I scrolled down and this song appeared.
_this song and for your entertainment fit together like a glove _*_wink wink_*
Lol true tho
Omg same
I looked up masochist/sadist songs and found this beautiful masterpiece.
Omg that’s how I found this song.
Ikr lol
I don't even care how sinful this is, or how dirty it is, its fucking hot, so like, im okay with it. *shrug*
BlossomTheHoe YEEE
Yes
don't be surprised lust is actually most common feelings humans have lol
JJBum Hun Sammee..
;3 Same~ ppl think I'm innocent af let them think that~~ ☻☻😏
Hear me out listening to it is not enough I need it in me
Everyone here is like 'the gays' meanwhile I'm just here like 'yes. I would like a submissive who's down to be pegged.'
looking for a submissive transgirl 🤤🤤
You are the gays. 😁 Only you
@@writeeat7364 trans ppl are NOTTT gay!!!!
@@peytonvarley8268 never said that. I was making a joke. Like the joke about the guy who says "statistically speaking, there's at least one gay person in my friend group. I hope it's Michael. Michael's cute."
I'm a Sadomasochist versatile and I'm down for either
It’s been so long, I love this song
Teenage me: "This better not awaken anything in me."
Adult me, very gay: "Well shit."
Hhhh 😂 my gay awakening was listening to a lesbian song as a 4 yr old lol
LMFAO FR
Bro lmfao fr tho 💀💀💀💀👺👺👺
As an 11year old girl:
*wattpad has already awoken my gayness*
NO BECAUSE SAME 💀
_I'm having a hard time not imagining two guys having sex, man._
*_I'M TRYING SO HARD DUDE._*
*_Smh I'm way too gay plshelp_*
My imagination is going wild too 😂
It's okay. My mind acutely started making an image of a gay creepypasta ship
The singer is actually gay so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Oh, same
i mean u can imagine 2 lesbian doin that kinky stuff xD