My favourite battle quote is, Kyle: "I wish you put as much effort into your costume as you did that punch..." Craig: "Fuck you, you're lucky I even showed up."
@@FatalHog none of the characters objectively suck, some are better then others, but Cartman isn’t the worst if you use the right DNA or artifacts for him. His attacks aren’t weak, it’s just that he’s very generic, unlike other characters who have cool knock back combos, shields, movement, or healing powers, Cartman just kinda has generic attacks with little range. His swap place with enemies + damage is probably his most unique attack.
Super Craig: Cool, but you d' probably get more of those tools if you sold them on eBay Toolshed: Don't be a dick Super Craig. Super Craig: Speak up, couldn't hear you over my massive middle finger
@@BeamMeUp0 Well it was revealed that he cries at night because he doesn’t have a dad in the Tourette’s episode so maybe he’s just suppressing his feelings. But I forget if that episode is before or after he finds out his dad was a ginger/daywalker
one of my favourite lines is when wendy says something like “wow mysterion you’re technique is great!” and kenny goes “yeah well i have been working out recently”
One gripe I had about the last game was how much dialogue from the show was recycled for combat dialog, so the sheer amount of combat dialog, and how it varies depending on what you do and who's in your party was really awesome to see in TFBW
My favorite interaction is between super craig and mysterion SC: You're so melodramatic M: I've got a lot of Pathos SC: You should get that checked out
“Thank you for standing there like a little bitch deer in the headlights” and Mysterion’s response to Cartman’s “you answer to my friends” spiel get me every time
My favorite is: Super Craig: You do something? I was too busy not giving a fuck. The Coon: God damnit, Super Craig. Show some respect to your colleagues. Super Craig: Why start now?
Honestly some of my fav lines are during the mitch conner fight, absolutely everyone is done with Coons shit. Since I had Tweek on my team I especially love how he went from "Is he telling the truth" to "Fuck you Coon" after a couple turns
i think one of my favorite battle lines in this game is between tweek in craig in the first fight against the freedom pals, where craig says "that's gay." and tweek replies with "YOU'RE gay." 😭
A kinda sad quote I heard playing the game during the final boss in the Bring the Crunch DLC is when Fastpass using I think is first ability where he goes invisible Butters says "I wish I had that kind of speed when my dad's in one of his "moods."
@Godziller I'm clarifying that I mean in-battle dying. As for when Mysterion(Kenny) dies in battle, and Stan and Kyle are in battle as well, they say the whole "omg they killed Kenny! U bastard!" thing. I'm making sure people don't misunderstand
i had one just last night that was good Henrietta "Praise Satan" Buffs Mysterion Mysterion "Thanks Satan now we're even" ((fun fact it was right after i finished watching the south park movie and felt like playing the Fractered but whole game :) ))
One interaction I wish made it into the video was, when Captain Diabetes attacks, and afterwards Call Girl mentions that he gave those enemies a 'DiaBeating'
When they’re fighting their past selves we get this gem: *Wendy:* Wow! Past Kyle had such a cool costume, what happened? *Kyle:* Hey! To be fair, Wendy’s got a point: Kyle’s SOT costume was freakin’ awesome! Especially his crown made from branches.
henrietta: yeah, smoking is really bad for you. new kid: that,s ironic coming from you. (also) henrietta: let me guess, your going to fart. new kid: i like to see you fart.
0:07 Nefarious Troops: Sounds like death! And crash on Almighty Patapon! Nefarious Troops Kills Yumiyacha Yumiyacha: *Dies* 0:10 Taterazay: Oh my god, they killed Yuji! 0:15 Taterazay: I said, "Oh my god, they killed Yuji!" Yarida: What? I don't care. Do you? Taterazay: Oh yeah. Not really.
Ok but there's this one line in vs Dr Timothy where call girl sees Butters ultimate and says smth about how cool or how hot it looks and butters says he could contact her with him and that's my fav I need a video w/that
2:372:40 XD (FR THO,CARTMAN BEING SARCASTIC TOWARD BUTTERS WAS REAL. 💀) 2:47 LMFAO “I’m so fast” 3:05 “no mercy” 3:10 Kenny being brutally honest af in his Mysterion form 3:403:41 “sure,I’m f-ckin fabulous” ZESTYY SUPER CRAIG (or Thief Craig if he was in that form) CANONN 🔥🔥
“At least I have a dad” OUCH
Cartman got destroyed!!
My reply- “I’d rather have no dad than a selfish drunk one.”
They predicted it
Emotional crit
(Cartman gets Enraged status)
My favourite battle quote is,
Kyle: "I wish you put as much effort into your costume as you did that punch..."
Craig: "Fuck you, you're lucky I even showed up."
911
"I said: Oh my God, they killed Cartman!"
"What? I don't care. Do you?"
"Oh yeah. Not really."
Best ever
0:09
doesnt he kinda suck in the game too?
Cartman: "Hey, fuck you guys!"
They forgot that part.
@@FatalHog he's good at the start, but he gets overshadowed by stronger picks like Wendy or Scott
@@FatalHog none of the characters objectively suck, some are better then others, but Cartman isn’t the worst if you use the right DNA or artifacts for him. His attacks aren’t weak, it’s just that he’s very generic, unlike other characters who have cool knock back combos, shields, movement, or healing powers, Cartman just kinda has generic attacks with little range. His swap place with enemies + damage is probably his most unique attack.
When Mysterion dies on the poclie station mission, Stan says: "Oh my god, they killed Mysterion!"
MrCupcake010 Human Kite: you bastards!
human kite better be saying "YOU BASTARDS!"
@@gameritssadly they dont
@@gameritsnvm they do
I’m pretty sure the chances of him saying it are random bc I think I heard it in post game too
During the Red Wine Drunk Randy mission, Super Craig keeps mentioning that Randy's pants are down.
Would you do a video for that? And a video with all Craigs battle quotes during battle?
Super Craig: Cool, but you d' probably get more of those tools if you sold them on eBay
Toolshed: Don't be a dick Super Craig.
Super Craig: Speak up, couldn't hear you over my massive middle finger
Super Craig is fucking brutal lmao!
There's a bit of super Craig in all of us
1:30
1:00
Stan: Laser Drills!
Cartman: I can’t believe your dad was dumb enough to lend you his tools, Toolshed.
Stan: At least I have a dad.
***WASTED***
Ohhhh! Roasted!
You think Cartman gives a shit about that roast? He literally killed him
@@BeamMeUp0 Well it was revealed that he cries at night because he doesn’t have a dad in the Tourette’s episode so maybe he’s just suppressing his feelings. But I forget if that episode is before or after he finds out his dad was a ginger/daywalker
@@AHappyBlackGuy he cried because he was part ginger
@@AHappyBlackGuy it’s before
Cartman: "You knocked that bitch down to Kyle's reading level."
Kyle: ...
Thats my favorite quote
(3:38)
Fastpass: You're okay Super Craig?
Super Craig: Sure, I'm f*cking fabulous
I swear Craig and Kyle have the best come-back responses in the game
That reminds me of the episode where the boys were dressed as "gays" and were trying to see who was the "gayest"
@@katie15732 The metrosexual episode! "South Park is gay" is the name of the episode I think
You go girlfriend!
Tweek dont do that.
What does Tweek mean?
What part
For those asking, Tweek says: "You go, girlfriend!" to Wendy, but she replies with: "Tweek, don't do that."
@@cemafer okay but i need to see it. can you send the link of thr vid??
@@jace2242 he meant it as girl-friend, it's very common to say girl-on girl and even gay guys say it; but it's very corny.
*_dont even start with me clyde_*
Toolshed: Dude!
one of my favourite lines is when wendy says something like “wow mysterion you’re technique is great!” and kenny goes “yeah well i have been working out recently”
Call Girl: "Mysterion, you're a beast!"
Mysterion: "Well, you know, I have been working out"
Nice Trey and Matt took the time to record all these lines! love them.
One gripe I had about the last game was how much dialogue from the show was recycled for combat dialog, so the sheer amount of combat dialog, and how it varies depending on what you do and who's in your party was really awesome to see in TFBW
Really awesome to see character interactions during combat instead of just having one ally
Cartman: Your dad so dumb for letting you borrow his tools.
Stan:At least I have a dad.
*EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!*
"I can't believe your dad was dumb enough to lend you tools, Toolshed."
"At least I have a dad."
*HOLY SHIT*
FATALITY
My favorite is, without doubt, Fastpass when he defeats an enemy.
"Eat sh-sh-sh-shit!"
My favorite interaction is between super craig and mysterion
SC: You're so melodramatic
M: I've got a lot of Pathos
SC: You should get that checked out
“Thank you for standing there like a little bitch deer in the headlights” and Mysterion’s response to Cartman’s “you answer to my friends” spiel get me every time
0:59 No WAY stan called eric fatherless 💀💀💀💀
I think if you have Henrietta face Butter's dad, she'll probably say "Can we beat up my dad next?"
I love how simply done Super Craig is with everyone and everything
4:52
Toolshed: Its High noon somewhere in the world
Me: Was that really-?
Oh yea
I don't get it😅
This isn't overwatch, stan.
@@AtomicGolem Bro thinks he is Mcree/Cassidy💀
@@toomany_bones. It's a old time western thing
No “Fucked by the long dong of justice!” That line kills me everytime
Loll
Ever since playing this game, I've said "I'm gonna suck ass and take names" way too many times
Or that other line “Im gonna suck you dry…wait that didn’t come out right.” 😭😭😭
0:40 If Toolshed were there, he'd say "Dude!"
My favorite line ever has to he when Clyde uses a revive serum and says "I wish this worked on my mom"
OOOH BABY NOOOOOOOO CLYYYYDE-
Mine is when you use the revive serum on Clyde he's like "I saw my mom and she told me to kick your asses!"
0:09 Best ever quote lol.
1:30
I love Super Craig
The “at least I have a dad” caught me off guard 😀
“At least I have a dad” bruh my jaw dropped so fast oml, don’t worry cartman I don’t have a dad either ✌🏻
My favorite is:
Super Craig: You do something? I was too busy not giving a fuck.
The Coon: God damnit, Super Craig. Show some respect to your colleagues.
Super Craig: Why start now?
Mosquito: *hits on Call Girl*
Toolshed: *TRIGGERED!*
Henrietta and Mysterion have the best lines.
"atleast i have a dad" DAMN STAN ALRIGHT
Honestly some of my fav lines are during the mitch conner fight, absolutely everyone is done with Coons shit. Since I had Tweek on my team I especially love how he went from "Is he telling the truth" to "Fuck you Coon" after a couple turns
This is how the cops felt whit mysterion:damn immortal 4th grader
“Oh my god they killed cartman”
What a throwback
It’s high noon somewhere in the world
Clyde saying him and Wendy are twinsies is so fucking funny I love Clyde's dumb ass
i think one of my favorite battle lines in this game is between tweek in craig in the first fight against the freedom pals, where craig says "that's gay." and tweek replies with "YOU'RE gay." 😭
and then clyde says "I'm confused" lol
Love that they give love to all the other kids outside the core 4
My fave is
“You alright super Craig?”
“Sure I’m fucking fabulous”
A kinda sad quote I heard playing the game during the final boss in the Bring the Crunch DLC is when Fastpass using I think is first ability where he goes invisible Butters says "I wish I had that kind of speed when my dad's in one of his "moods."
You should fight Morgan Freeman!
Morgan Freeman: You can't do shit to me, Super Craig.
Craig: Man, Morgan Freeman's kind of a dick.
0:16 Stan. Oh my god they killed cartman Kyle. What I don’t care Stan. Oh yeah me neither. Me. Damn Stan
my favorite battle quote is:
That's something your mothers should have done a long time ago! Sorry, Clyde
I'm just *EXPRESSING* myself!!!
Missed opportunity to to have Kyle, Stan, and Kenny, and when Mysterion dies, they go "Oh my god! They killed Kenny! You Bastard!"
@Godziller wth do u think I have "Kenny" in my comment. I watched South Park. I already know. Make sure u read first, jack
@Godziller I'm clarifying that I mean in-battle dying. As for when Mysterion(Kenny) dies in battle, and Stan and Kyle are in battle as well, they say the whole "omg they killed Kenny! U bastard!" thing. I'm making sure people don't misunderstand
4:56 "Let me guess, you're going to fart."
See people, this is a great game with Effort and dedication
I love Henrietta.
Rip tweek at the end
I’m sorry *ahem* I mean wonder tweek
I like the line where after Henrietta attacks, mysterion says something along the lines of "Hey Smoking is pretty cool
1:00 imagine if Cartman actually took damage from that roast.
1:29
3:37
i had one just last night that was good
Henrietta "Praise Satan"
Buffs Mysterion
Mysterion "Thanks Satan now we're even"
((fun fact it was right after i finished watching the south park movie and felt like playing the Fractered but whole game :) ))
I love the dialogue between Professor Chaos and Captain Diabetes. It's so adorable!! I ship them.
And I know it isn't in this video.
shipping little kids smh 🤮
"you knocked that bitch down to Kyle's reading level"
0:59 that cracked me up
pew pew pew, phone laser! Man I always love it when Wendy use enraged on the enemy with this quote
One interaction I wish made it into the video was, when Captain Diabetes attacks, and afterwards Call Girl mentions that he gave those enemies a 'DiaBeating'
3:40 BEST LINE EVER
Mintberry Crunch:”Out of the way it’s my fat sister’s turn!”
Henrietta:”Wow, real mature”
A simple one i like has to be Scott/Captain Diabetes going “I’m counting on you, partner!” to the New Kid
can't believe everyone forgot "#diabeating"
When they’re fighting their past selves we get this gem:
*Wendy:* Wow! Past Kyle had such a cool costume, what happened?
*Kyle:* Hey!
To be fair, Wendy’s got a point: Kyle’s SOT costume was freakin’ awesome! Especially his crown made from branches.
Stan saying at least I still have a dad was funny
You OK, super craig?
Sure. I'am fucking fabulous.
Xd
0:59 deal with it
Do another video but with every Craig battle quote. Thank you and love your videos. 👍
That's hilarious asf, omg they killed cartman.
“There’s nothing a nice coma can’t fix!” - Fastpass
it would be funny if one of them said "hope i don't get crabs after this".
Kyle cant really insult Cartman for being fat lol
2:03
henrietta: yeah, smoking is really bad for you.
new kid: that,s ironic coming from you.
(also)
henrietta: let me guess, your going to fart.
new kid: i like to see you fart.
Even Cartman got pissed at the Stan joke 'Least I have a dad'
0:07 Nefarious Troops: Sounds like death! And crash on Almighty Patapon!
Nefarious Troops Kills Yumiyacha
Yumiyacha: *Dies*
0:10 Taterazay: Oh my god, they killed Yuji!
0:15 Taterazay: I said, "Oh my god, they killed Yuji!"
Yarida: What? I don't care. Do you?
Taterazay: Oh yeah. Not really.
1:01 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
“Not my fault that I hate all of you 🙄”
1:11
*"Atleast I have a dad"*
Literally almost everything Kyle says is fkin funny.
Missed opportunity to make to homeless immune to the call girl dox attack
1:56 the words “wanna cross streams” just sounds so gay 💀
I love how one of phone girl’s attacks references their mobile game (phone destroyer if you wanna know)
Henrietta lines are so fucking good
Wow kayle got roasted by cartmen
Cartman: "I can't believe your dad was dumb enough to lend you his tools Toolshed."
Stan: "At least I have a dad."
THAT ONE THERE WAS A VIOLATION💀💀
I like wonder tweeks “who wants a popsicle?” Line
I want some Mysterion lines in the game 👌
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT 3:15
“Hopefully your life can get back to normal after this internet dad goes over”
We’d sooner be off the fad of food then that
what about the backup new kidtimefart one
im pretty sure its kyle that says
"Was that fella hiding in your rectum this whole time?"
1:01 Bro. Stan💀
1:24 1:39 2:05 2:26 2:57
My favorite b btween cartman and kenny where cartmans downed and kennys lik "its on the to do list"
“pew pew pew, phone lasAR. ✨💅
-Phone girl
Ok but there's this one line in vs Dr Timothy where call girl sees Butters ultimate and says smth about how cool or how hot it looks and butters says he could contact her with him and that's my fav I need a video w/that
0:10 neat reference to the South Park pilot, where Cartman is killed first instead.
2:37 2:40 XD (FR THO,CARTMAN BEING SARCASTIC TOWARD BUTTERS WAS REAL. 💀)
2:47 LMFAO “I’m so fast”
3:05 “no mercy” 3:10 Kenny being brutally honest af in his Mysterion form
3:40 3:41 “sure,I’m f-ckin fabulous” ZESTYY SUPER CRAIG (or Thief Craig if he was in that form) CANONN 🔥🔥