I saw u live during my first and only one week vacation to the US and the only names I can remember from that show are Jason Andors (because he started to make fun with my sister who doesn't speak English) and you because of how funny you were :D keep doing what you do, man! hope I have the chance to see you live again some day!
I usually bash my insomnia but insomnia helps me find comedic geniuses like you so I’m grateful because I’ve just searched and unfortunately I can’t make it to any of your shows in Connecticut this year but dammit I’m gonna see you as soon as I possibly can in NYC: or anywhere else that is drivable from where I live in New York I can’t believe I didn’t know about you before you are freaking genius
Subtitles because the ones here are a little weird (im aware that this is from three years ago i dont care) -"(Everybody) give it up for Mr. Gianmarco!" (Applause) -"Hello! Hi! Um.. I-I don't need the mic, it's fine. I-I'm a stand-up comedian, but I went to college for musical theater." -"Um.. That's not the joke, but it--" -"...It means I'm what's known in the show business.. as a triple threat." -"Threat number one, I can act. Threat number two, I CAN SIIIIIINGGGGG!!!~~ 🎶🎵" -".....And threat... number three. (🚶♂️🕺🕴️) I'm annoying." (....) -"And I had a very good year, you know! I made my TV debut on Law & Order SVU. (👏👏) Thank you, thank you, it was a very small part, I played Ice T's waiter." -"..So, you know, to prepare for the role, I actually became a waiter... for twelve years." -"You know, I used to have one of those jobs where between taking the orders I'd sing SONGSS~ 🕺 and dance on the tables, and that's not what Chipotle is known for." -"I did have one audition, a couple years ago for Game of Thrones. And, and obviously, I did not get it, or you would know who I am." -"But I walked in, ready to go, and the director said to me, "First, we need to see you in your underwear.".. Which is not was I was expecting." -"So... I put my underwear... back on." -"I think most of my money these days (comes from) modelling for Stock photos, like I'm not sure, I've got 5,000 bucks. They just put me in a suit, took like generic pictures just pointing, shrugging, picking up boxes." -"Very, very good gig! But a lot of my friends have been texting me because they see... My stock photos in their new office seminars on sexual harrassment." -"So like.. Now I'm saying things like "Hey, female co-worker! Want equal pay? Earn it!" -"This... This is not very funny, but my, like, my dad got in trouble for sexual harrassment at work, and it was really hard on the family 'cause he works from home." -"Now that's not true, of course! But we are Italian, and if you don't know Italians, we do a lot of hugging, we kiss each other goodbye, all that stuff, and my roommate who's not Italian, when he saw my dad I kiss, he was just like..." (....) -"Ew. Do you kiss your dad in public...?" -"And I was like, yeah, yeah! You know what would be weird? If I only kissed him in private!" -"If I was just like, "Hey, Pops, let's get out of here!" -"How 'bout a Sicilian goodbye?" IM SORRY IM TOO LAZY TO DO THE REST BUT IF ANYONE ASKS I'LL FINISH IT 🙏
You're missing the big picture. This video is 3 years old (it was 2 years old for you when you commented). Which means he surged in popularity and subscribers enough for youtube's recommendation algorithm to actually SUGGEST 2-3 year old video to people. Is that the best way for the algorithm to work? I don't know, just my observation lol.
"Some people call it an asshole, those people clearly didn't read Freud" is so underrated, it took me a second to get it lmao
I love Freud jokes but that one went over my head, would you mind explaining?
@@petloverspy He is basically saying that according to Freudian theory they shouldn't be calling him an "asshole" but rather a "dick" lmao
I’ve seen you do half of these jokes before but damn, if this isn’t one of the funniest sets I’ve seen in a while!
This is some solid stuff. I loved “He works from home.”
I saw u live during my first and only one week vacation to the US and the only names I can remember from that show are Jason Andors (because he started to make fun with my sister who doesn't speak English) and you because of how funny you were :D keep doing what you do, man! hope I have the chance to see you live again some day!
Thanks man. Hope to see ya again soon.
This is easily the most I've laughed watching stand-up comedy in a long long time.
You should be famous by now you are funnier than a lot of people that are more recognized.
I usually bash my insomnia but insomnia helps me find comedic geniuses like you so I’m grateful because I’ve just searched and unfortunately I can’t make it to any of your shows in Connecticut this year but dammit I’m gonna see you as soon as I possibly can in NYC: or anywhere else that is drivable from where I live in New York I can’t believe I didn’t know about you before you are freaking genius
Watching this three years in the future i saw the bald guy at the start and thought "Wow.... Gianmarco really changed since then huh?"
“Because those grades don’t matter.” 😂😂❤
I really did LOL. Hilarious! "I'll milk them myself!"
Excellent! I love your theatricality!!❤
The energy in that room was insane
I know why I love your form so much, i just realized you have that story telling physicality of jeff goldblum
great set! great crowd!
I came searching for you from IG. I love you're comedy style. May you're dream opportunities flow to you in all purity 🙏🏽
genuinely so underrated :")
This guy killed it!!
Omg jazz hands! 😂
Dude we need the season and episode
Comedy gold.
Subtitles because the ones here are a little weird (im aware that this is from three years ago i dont care)
-"(Everybody) give it up for Mr. Gianmarco!"
(Applause)
-"Hello! Hi! Um.. I-I don't need the mic, it's fine. I-I'm a stand-up comedian, but I went to college for musical theater."
-"Um.. That's not the joke, but it--"
-"...It means I'm what's known in the show business.. as a triple threat."
-"Threat number one, I can act. Threat number two, I CAN SIIIIIINGGGGG!!!~~ 🎶🎵"
-".....And threat... number three. (🚶♂️🕺🕴️) I'm annoying."
(....)
-"And I had a very good year, you know! I made my TV debut on Law & Order SVU. (👏👏) Thank you, thank you, it was a very small part, I played Ice T's waiter."
-"..So, you know, to prepare for the role, I actually became a waiter... for twelve years."
-"You know, I used to have one of those jobs where between taking the orders I'd sing SONGSS~ 🕺 and dance on the tables, and that's not what Chipotle is known for."
-"I did have one audition, a couple years ago for Game of Thrones. And, and obviously, I did not get it, or you would know who I am."
-"But I walked in, ready to go, and the director said to me, "First, we need to see you in your underwear.".. Which is not was I was expecting."
-"So... I put my underwear... back on."
-"I think most of my money these days (comes from) modelling for Stock photos, like I'm not sure, I've got 5,000 bucks. They just put me in a suit, took like generic pictures just pointing, shrugging, picking up boxes."
-"Very, very good gig! But a lot of my friends have been texting me because they see... My stock photos in their new office seminars on sexual harrassment."
-"So like.. Now I'm saying things like "Hey, female co-worker! Want equal pay? Earn it!"
-"This... This is not very funny, but my, like, my dad got in trouble for sexual harrassment at work, and it was really hard on the family 'cause he works from home."
-"Now that's not true, of course! But we are Italian, and if you don't know Italians, we do a lot of hugging, we kiss each other goodbye, all that stuff, and my roommate who's not Italian, when he saw my dad I kiss, he was just like..."
(....)
-"Ew. Do you kiss your dad in public...?"
-"And I was like, yeah, yeah! You know what would be weird? If I only kissed him in private!"
-"If I was just like, "Hey, Pops, let's get out of here!"
-"How 'bout a Sicilian goodbye?"
IM SORRY IM TOO LAZY TO DO THE REST BUT IF ANYONE ASKS I'LL FINISH IT 🙏
This was so great!!!
I saw you at this club back in August 2019. Great set. Hopefully see you again next summer if you're performing in the city.
I... love you
… What?
Wow that crowd was great!
Yo! This was amazing!!
Great set!
you're hilarious
6:04 what this guy in the front row is doing?
he recognized the threat of a very funny man and marked the territory
Reminding her who her boyfriend is
Fuckin funny, just happened across this video... made me howl.. lol.. thanks!!
I like how in the thumbnail it looks like you're about to take your pants off lol fess up you chose that one on purpose because of that, didn't ya? 😉
Nice time step!
Anyone got a link to his scene on L&O SVU?
I looked on IMDb and couldn't find it, maybe it was uncredited?
Anyone know if I went at 1130 on Friday if there’d be a show?
You looked great pre covid
Increíble delivery! Great material! Fantastic personality!
The strip club thing is right tho
I wish i could clip this shit!
You know, I can't really fault the presenter hassling you at this club...
Real good margins 200k+ subscribers can’t clear 300 likes
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You're missing the big picture. This video is 3 years old (it was 2 years old for you when you commented). Which means he surged in popularity and subscribers enough for youtube's recommendation algorithm to actually SUGGEST 2-3 year old video to people. Is that the best way for the algorithm to work? I don't know, just my observation lol.