I always like when NPCs accidentally walk in during these conversations then immediately turn around like they just stumbled across something awkward. Admittedly, usually they do.
Once, I was having a conversation with one of the hostesses as Kiryu and this guy starts walking towards the two. Then at the last second, he takes his phone out, puts it to his ear and walks away. I get that it was most likely a coincidence with animation, but I can't help imagining that the guy pretended to have a call in order to have a reason for turning and walking away.
This is actually how Kiryu's Voice actor found out about this gig and got the job for it. They saw him, pulled him off the street, the rest is history. True story
@@AthosJosue In all seriousness, he did the boy love things first. Same with DIO's voice actor and Kakyoin. So apparently, in order to get really good VA roles in Japan, you must first voice Hentai
Because it's not a Yakuza game until you have at least one substory where Kiryu goes "What am I doing with my life?" It could be doing voice work for a yaoi game, or helping a dominatrix, or who knows what else. But there will be something to make Kiryu question his life choices.
KitAkira1989 he’s done a lot now that I think about. Pizza delivery, voice actor, actual actor, taxi driver, pocket racing enthusiast, etc. Getting a bedtime story with kiryu is a treat
That NPC was probably the voice actor who got his throat thing situated and then he saw Kiryu and that guy talking and was like “hey look, they found a replacement” and walked away
Prisoner ksc2-303 That moment that when you're the legendary dragon and was kinda forced to voice act for... Um... Fetishes... Wonder how he is gonna explain when he starts having grandsons or granddaughters xD
Majima would've insisted that he read the lines with Kiryu and get a double nosebleed...and demand a fight afterwards saying "You can't leave me hanging like this, Kiryu-chan! You said you saw me as a man! *insert Mad Dog cackle*" So much wasted potential, Sega!!!
Oh Kiryu! What are WE going to do with you? *some cheesy 80s sitcom theme song appears while the audience members starts laughing and applauding uncontrollably*
Majima: Yo Kiryu-chan! I never knew you’re into Yaoi. You sound like a natural! Kiryu: That’s not true, Majima-san! Majima: Huh?! Then, how come these BL drama CDs I heard had your voice?!
Majima: That acting of yours got me pretty pumped up, Kiryu-chan! How 'bout you help me blow off some steam? Kiryu: Fine by me, but don't expect me to whisper sweet nothings into a busted eardrum. Bring it!
West Church yeah, it was sorta dry...I expected kiryu-chan to sound cuter...barely sounded like I imagined..plus I love buff ukes as well, so I was really expecting things. Lolololol I guess my fujoshi hellbrain got the better of me.
Fun Fact: Takaya Kuroda, the voice actor of Kiryu, actually dubbed a character in a yaoi OVA. The OVA is called "Finder" and explains the story of Akihito Takaba, a photographer who seeks to get a major scoop. after he takes photographs of the business of crime lord Ryuichi Asami, Asami kidnaps and rapes him (sorry for my english, i'm spanish)
@@Anatti_ No, that was a stylistic choice. Since they were getting updated graphics and models for Yakuza 3, the directors decided for Kiryu to look more like his VA
When NicoB gets to his LP of this game, I hope he gives Ryuzaki the Komaeda voice. Edit: the LP has started, but I don't know how far he is from doing this substory.
And now, every substory that makes the protag question“what am I doing with my life” in the Yakuza games I’ve played. Yakuza 0:How To Train Your Dominatrix. Yakuza 1/Kiwami:That one substory with the shotgun stripper that I don’t remember the name of. Yakuza 2/Kiwami 2:Kazuma Kiryu, Professional Voice Actor. Be My Baby could also easily fill this slot. Yakuza 3:Early Honeymoons Lost Paradise:That one substory with the shoulder pad thief that I don’t remember the name of.
Yakuza is probably the only game series where I'll be trying to find the survivor from a horrible massacre in the 80's to stop an insurgence to voice acting in a porn game.
I seriously could not hold a straight face on that one! Seeing Kiryu struggle to voice the lines...Let's just hope Haruka never got interested in yaoi in that phase in life and accidentily picked that one... That would be a talk no father wants with their daughter...
Imagine if Majima saw that from the side and was like: "I'll join" I just imagine them staring at each other while kiryu is like "for fuck sake majima"
One of most traumatizing moments in his life. Such as becoming a voice actor for a yaoi game. It would’ve been even worse if majima had done this with kiryu
haha wow. voice actorception! and there's the fact that Kiryu's VA also lent his voice to some Yaoi anime or drama cd too. Edit: The first passerby at the start who walked in on them looks exactly like Kiryu's voice actor!! Now that is some attention to detail!
LemonSouda prob so that people don’t clip the audio part?? Only reason that I could think of Orrr it wouldn’t have much hilarious effect if none of this side quest was voice acted in general
I didn't realize this was for a yaoi game at first, so I wanted to pick all the wrong answers first. When I said "I've always seen you as a man" and that was the right choice, Kiryu and I had the same reaction. "Wait, what?" I nearly took a shit on the spot. I love this series.
"It's just a video game" to be fair Kiryu, it's the making of a video game with probably a couple hundred thousand or even a few million yen on the line
I woke up at about 4 in the morning on a weekday and couldn't fall back asleep, popped on kiwami 2 and played this part of the game. Must've woke up the neighbors because I was howling the minute the guy said ideal lover lol.
Let see.... so Kiryuu did VA and beside that, he was doing a temporary Stand in for a Samurai Movie in Yakuza 3. He could have pursue a career in the media if he could bothered
a voice actor voice acting a character voice acting a character... its as if it will start a never ending loop.
A voice actor voice acting a character that's voice acting a character, while referencing the original voice actor.
We need to go DEEPER.
Isn't this just Momoka from Sket Dance tragedy happening? And she's a yankee
This is so meta
I believe this is called going full meta.
Kuroda-san: "I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude"
I always like when NPCs accidentally walk in during these conversations then immediately turn around like they just stumbled across something awkward. Admittedly, usually they do.
Once, I was having a conversation with one of the hostesses as Kiryu and this guy starts walking towards the two. Then at the last second, he takes his phone out, puts it to his ear and walks away. I get that it was most likely a coincidence with animation, but I can't help imagining that the guy pretended to have a call in order to have a reason for turning and walking away.
This is actually how Kiryu's Voice actor found out about this gig and got the job for it. They saw him, pulled him off the street, the rest is history. True story
Well, the guy have the best voice in the history of the universe, so, I'm not surprised.
@@AthosJosue In all seriousness, he did the boy love things first. Same with DIO's voice actor and Kakyoin. So apparently, in order to get really good VA roles in Japan, you must first voice Hentai
@@kamikaze4172 ight bet
@@jonathanmercado963 HOW HARD CAN THAT BE!
@@kamikaze4172 one step at the time my friend.
*appealing to the male fantasy*
YES
Deep dark fantasy...
LOL of course 😂
Deep♂️
Dark♂️
Fantasies♂️
but they said that female fans are into it
Because it's not a Yakuza game until you have at least one substory where Kiryu goes "What am I doing with my life?" It could be doing voice work for a yaoi game, or helping a dominatrix, or who knows what else. But there will be something to make Kiryu question his life choices.
Just one?
KitAkira1989 he’s done a lot now that I think about. Pizza delivery, voice actor, actual actor, taxi driver, pocket racing enthusiast, etc.
Getting a bedtime story with kiryu is a treat
It’s funny that he was a little disappointed that he couldn’t work at the banana bar
@@degeneratemale5386 pocket circuit racing is his hobby tho
Don't forget half naked photo model.
"Can't you grab the next guy who walks by?"
NPC in the background: * Turns around like he didn't hear shit *
That NPC was probably the voice actor who got his throat thing situated and then he saw Kiryu and that guy talking and was like “hey look, they found a replacement” and walked away
Kiryu: "I voice acted for a porno"
Majima: "I saw Daigo crossdress"
Majima: I *made* Daigo crossdress"
Wait what quest?
ccbib In some alternate timeline where resident evil meets the yakuza.
How to win any battle.
Majima: I crossdressed.
damn i can't believe it's canon that kiryu bottoms
yakuza on the streets, bottom in the sheets
He's a power bottom though
does that mean he was playing a submissive role in Amigo Picante?
Yeahhh! Kiryu is always a bottom to me
SEGA knows what I really want...
Neither do i XD
Kiryuu is comfortable enough in his masculinity to play this role without being mean, what a hero, what an Adonis.
Tbf you could've chosen mean options if u wanted to see Kiryu being mean
@@centreal2017 I never say mean things in video games, I'm too pure hearted
@@centreal2017 Kiryu is a good boy who would never be mean for to someone for no reason
Actually it's because he's done way weirder shit
@@theclawless1225 tho that option could lead you to be the one massacre people of tokyo in SMT IV
The “NGH” and the “HNG” and the “HAAAAAHHHHHHHH!” Had me wheezing.
Imagine Haruka, in certain phase of her life, became a Yaoi fan and bought a video game in which Kiryu voiced.
That should be a fun substory.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
“Uncle kaz, Why does he sound like you? And why is he so...effeminate...” *kiryu literally runs into a street fight to escape*
Mordof Fimblx He just runs into a bunch of street thugs
"Please just fuck my shit up I'm being asked questions that I can't answer"
ok but wait till Majima finds the game....
Majima: Something compels me to love abe but I can't put my finger on it
The whole Tojo Clan: *Confused screaming*
The whole Tojo Clan: Why is Kiryu Voicing my daughter's favorite game???
Hahahaha
More like confused ‘creaming’ AM I RIGHT LADS
@@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv YOU ARE RIGHT LAD!
@@juliusmoe-nstar8942"wait, why is Kiryu getting backshots in my daughters Favorite Game?!"
I want to see a scene where Kiryu is telling Haruka all about his crazy adventures since the 80s
Dawn Breaker I think she would question his life choices and wonder how her mom fell for him for a time.
Dawn Breaker Kiwami 2 is after, waaaay after Yakuza 0...the setting is 2006
Prisoner ksc2-303 That moment that when you're the legendary dragon and was kinda forced to voice act for... Um... Fetishes... Wonder how he is gonna explain when he starts having grandsons or granddaughters xD
I mean, who knows after Yakuza 6... he has a adopted daughter and grandson, buuut...
dadkwashere Buuut, anything could be possible xD
Woulda been even more hilarious if they roped Majima into this too.😆
SpeediraWindira YES!!!
Reminds me of the scene with Goromi.
Majima would've insisted that he read the lines with Kiryu and get a double nosebleed...and demand a fight afterwards saying "You can't leave me hanging like this, Kiryu-chan! You said you saw me as a man! *insert Mad Dog cackle*"
So much wasted potential, Sega!!!
Now I really wish this was in the Majima Everywhere system.
AND you get a trophy achievement for it.
He'd be ecstatic
Another what am I doing with my life moment brought to you by daddy Kiryu
Dragoon-BB AKA every substory in the series ever. Lol
*puts in earphones*
HAHA ME
Jesus so thats what people are into
"Can you do voice acting for our game?"
Kiryu: ...OK sure. What's the worse that could happen?
*Always Sunny Theme*
DrZulu Gaming kiryu would be the power bottom.
basically every substory tho.
Oh Kiryu! What are WE going to do with you? *some cheesy 80s sitcom theme song appears while the audience members starts laughing and applauding uncontrollably*
5:36 - Feel the HEAT, Kiryu!
You learned the Essence of Orgasm
Snake? Snake?? Snaaaaaake???
Im waiting for someone to mod this
5:42 HRAAAAAAAAAAAH
Majima: Yo Kiryu-chan! I never knew you’re into Yaoi. You sound like a natural!
Kiryu: That’s not true, Majima-san!
Majima: Huh?! Then, how come these BL drama CDs I heard had your voice?!
I can see this getting made into a fan comic!
"Wait, what are you doing listening to those, Majima-san?"
"That ain't the point! The topic on hand is why you're voice actin' in BL dramas!"
Kiryu: (Wait, why does he-? ... ...Actually, knowing Majima-san, I shouldn’t even ask.)
Majima: That acting of yours got me pretty pumped up, Kiryu-chan! How 'bout you help me blow off some steam?
Kiryu: Fine by me, but don't expect me to whisper sweet nothings into a busted eardrum. Bring it!
These are the best comments in the comment section!
Guys raise your hands if you'd want to be Kiryu's first
✋
I'd want kiryu to be my first
Damn,i wanna be his first and im a girl!
✋🏻
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"So. It's just the two of us here... What do you want to do with me?"
*"Have a pissing contest"*
*CHALLENGE PISSING*
Tfw you skip around the video not realizing your phone is on max volume and you get to the part were Kiryu uh.. finishes.
actually the situational drama cds are way more intense than this. this scene was still pretty vanilla.
KaiDG they're fucking *WHAT*
KaiDG yup. as a fujoshi, I’ve listened to a lot of bl cds. this is pretty much on the vanilla side of things.
@@tuunaa username checks out my dude. also, is it just me or didnt that finish feel kinda dry? like in mesuiki kinda way? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
West Church yeah, it was sorta dry...I expected kiryu-chan to sound cuter...barely sounded like I imagined..plus I love buff ukes as well, so I was really expecting things. Lolololol I guess my fujoshi hellbrain got the better of me.
Either I'm reading in too deep or the whole Yakuza series has the framework of a gay romance game.
All I'm saying is he has more romantical chemistry with literally any other male protagonist then he did with Yumi.
hazardouscube08 it is lmao
Nope.
It has a surprising level of Ho Yay given the fact that it's a game about criminals.
This game does have some gay undertones and I’m definitely not complaining.
Love how Kiryu actually finished the script first before he voiced his complaints.
Professionals… Professionals have standards.
0:55 this guy pulled a yandere dev before yandere dev
Lmao
Me, a Spanish person, realizing that the game is called "Amigo Picante": oh no
What's the translation lol
@@kat-uw8mq "Spicy friend" lol
katw333 Which, can be too, translated into “hot friend”, but I think that context is quite unnecessary lol
latinos go *yikes*
Estuve igual, por eso capte el chiste xddd
being the biggest badass in video game history, its pretty funny how Kiryu always get roped into these weirdos' shenanigans
He's such a dork oml. 😂😂
Plot Kiryu and Side Story Kiryu are two different characters
Kamurocho brings both the bad and weird sides of Japan, and Kiryu has to deal with both most the time
@@romiarkan450nah both are the Same Kiryu
Fun Fact: Takaya Kuroda, the voice actor of Kiryu, actually dubbed a character in a yaoi OVA. The OVA is called "Finder" and explains the story of Akihito Takaba, a photographer who seeks to get a major scoop. after he takes photographs of the business of crime lord Ryuichi Asami, Asami kidnaps and rapes him
(sorry for my english, i'm spanish)
Speaking of FT, I do like Takaya Kuroda on that anime as well.
Asami. I knew it was familiar.
He was Asami I believe, not the photographer.
Egassem Lanimilbus that sounds about right I guess.
bro????
Kiryu doesn't even need to say no homo
This takes "Receive You" to a whole new level.
Add r in you and add seed in the end
*"Receive your S E E D"*
No
"FEEL THE HEAT"
Kiryu moaning and the faces he made was so hilarious lmao
1:56 'If I don't get your voice in a video game, the world will never know peace!' - well, he's not wrong
"Reward: Straight-laced suit"
Buddy that was as far from straight I've ever seen.
5:42 _Dragon_ Unchained
Kazuma Kiryu, the Dragon of Orgasm
*b a d d r a g o n*
@@luximdrago941 OH NO!!! I can't get off my mind! Xd
Anyone who thought kiryu was a top honestly can fight me thanks sega for proving my point that this man is hard bottom
We all knew that Kiryu is a bottom though
@@giannis_tar You guys know he's not gay right?
@@John-or7pr yes, calm down
It's funny considering kiryu's voice actor did stuff like this (sorry if somebody already mentioned this)
I’ve never clicked on something so fast holy shit
HAHAHA
5:33
that little head shake filled with disapproval and disgust hahahahah
Majima would be hot for Kiryu in more ways than one if he found out. He clearly has a thing for Kiryu.
This substory is one of the greatest things since Livechat. Thanks for uploading, Leon.
Another substory where I wish Majima is around where he would replace that maroon jacket wearing guy with him where he acts with Kiryu-chan.
I love the added touch of a model that looks just like Takaya Kuroda walking dead center into the middle of the shot. Real subtle, Sega.
I think that was just random lmao
@@Anatti_ No, that was a stylistic choice. Since they were getting updated graphics and models for Yakuza 3, the directors decided for Kiryu to look more like his VA
The fuck you doing here.
''have an employee do it instead then there problem solved'' pressed to walk away
that's why i love Kiryu
That's like normal too, literally all the original voice clips in Ace attorney were by capcom employees, for example
After all the giving he has done for the communities he finds himself in, it is nice to see Kiryu receive some love.
>Majima would like to know your location
Kiryu: .....
Employer: *That Voice, it's smoother than whisky on the rocks*
I like how the game references kiryus voice actor work in yaoi cd dramas :3
Become a voice actor of a gay character
Get "straight laiced suit"
Straight...I love this game
Daddy Kiyru's getting his rocks on.
It's now canon, Kiryu moonlights as a BL voice actor! He keeps getting called in for sequels and spin-offs!
Replace the other voice actor with Majima, and it's a perfect sub story XD
Damn it! I pictured it in my head XD!
Now we can make our own Kiryu yaoi videos >:)
When NicoB gets to his LP of this game, I hope he gives Ryuzaki the Komaeda voice.
Edit: the LP has started, but I don't know how far he is from doing this substory.
You promiscuous fiend, you~
@@LarryButz
(:
Seeing NicoB and Komaeda in the same comment makes my skin crawl 👎
Oh man that would make it 10x funnier
Picky Penguins!
He has already started his LP;
IT'S TIME TO PUSH FOR THIS REQUEST!
I was laughing my ass off at the end when I first played this.
And now, every substory that makes the protag question“what am I doing with my life” in the Yakuza games I’ve played.
Yakuza 0:How To Train Your Dominatrix.
Yakuza 1/Kiwami:That one substory with the shotgun stripper that I don’t remember the name of.
Yakuza 2/Kiwami 2:Kazuma Kiryu, Professional Voice Actor. Be My Baby could also easily fill this slot.
Yakuza 3:Early Honeymoons
Lost Paradise:That one substory with the shoulder pad thief that I don’t remember the name of.
Yakuza is probably the only game series where I'll be trying to find the survivor from a horrible massacre in the 80's to stop an insurgence to voice acting in a porn game.
4:48 “have a pissing contest” I need to play this game immediately 💀
Did you play it 👀 (It's amazing)
You are now imagining Kiryu in a Gachimuchi video.
Have fun with that.
Is that not a different substory?
Isn't the Yakuza series set in the Gachimuchi universe?
Joke's on you, it is fun.
- Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the Majima Family building is two blocks down.
- Fuck you, Kiryu-chan.
@@user-cb4vt3qm3j **BOSS OF THIS GYM**
**GORO MAJIMA**
“Hey buddy I think you got the wrong club, Venus is a few blocks down.”
5:29 , the face of pure regret
"AMIGO PICANTE" si señorrrrr
Imagine Haruka playing this BL game and noticed that her uncle is Voice acting this game
You could have chosen all the choice.
He actually dubbed them all and it's very funny xD
I neeeeed to find the other choices, omg
I seriously could not hold a straight face on that one! Seeing Kiryu struggle to voice the lines...Let's just hope Haruka never got interested in yaoi in that phase in life and accidentily picked that one...
That would be a talk no father wants with their daughter...
Imagine if Majima saw that from the side and was like: "I'll join"
I just imagine them staring at each other while kiryu is like "for fuck sake majima"
This whole side quest had my ribs splitting. Some funny shit.
0:25
kiryu's voice: nani
sublities: -daddy-
Majima: "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!"
*Wishes I can hear Kiryu say 'Masta, mwah'
*Gets this
Yeah, I can work with it. Will make reading all those Majima X Kiryu Doujins easier
Ryuji: Hey, why did Kaoru fall for you?
Kiryu: Uhh...
5:40 Going from the sweet release to the manly-ass "Oi" is fucking hilarious
One of most traumatizing moments in his life. Such as becoming a voice actor for a yaoi game. It would’ve been even worse if majima had done this with kiryu
Worse? You mean better
why is nobody talking about the "have a pissing contest" option?
It ain't gay if it's Kiryu
also majima
in fact, its more straight because kiryu’s so manly, it cancels out the gay
Yea but this is when you have a fem anime character for profile pic
double bubble disco queen
You should know that gays don't know any math lmfao
Or Majima
haha wow. voice actorception! and there's the fact that Kiryu's VA also lent his voice to some Yaoi anime or drama cd too.
Edit: The first passerby at the start who walked in on them looks exactly like Kiryu's voice actor!! Now that is some attention to detail!
This was truly a SUB story haha get it
1:55 Wise words for a wise man.
Jesus, Kiryu's more uncomfortable than I am.
Kiryuu's seiyuu actually did BL. 2 titles as a seme. Viewfinder and Ai no Kusabi (2012)
5:36 personal replay button
UNNNGHH! HINGI!
May be this is the true reason why Majima call him Kiryu-chan lol
I want to know why Kiryu's lines are the only ones voiced...
LemonSouda prob so that people don’t clip the audio part?? Only reason that I could think of
Orrr it wouldn’t have much hilarious effect if none of this side quest was voice acted in general
A side quest about voice acting should be voice acted after all
the one dislike is kiryu
6:09 Yes, you are in one right now
I didn't realize this was for a yaoi game at first, so I wanted to pick all the wrong answers first. When I said "I've always seen you as a man" and that was the right choice, Kiryu and I had the same reaction. "Wait, what?" I nearly took a shit on the spot. I love this series.
"It's just a video game" to be fair Kiryu, it's the making of a video game with probably a couple hundred thousand or even a few million yen on the line
Oh poor NicoB....I can't wait for his reaction. XD I will laugh my head off that's for sure~
Goddamn it kiryu (kuroda-san) you’re too good at this
Majima probably listens to this everyday and says "HMMMM". 😉😂😂
I woke up at about 4 in the morning on a weekday and couldn't fall back asleep, popped on kiwami 2 and played this part of the game. Must've woke up the neighbors because I was howling the minute the guy said ideal lover lol.
don’t know why this got recommended to me 2 years later but *HOLY SHIT*
Let see.... so Kiryuu did VA and beside that, he was doing a temporary Stand in for a Samurai Movie in Yakuza 3. He could have pursue a career in the media if he could bothered
Hraaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!
So kiryu's a bottom?
The greatest irony is that you rewarded with a STRAIGHT laced suit
Should've added the wrong answers too, their interaction is so funny. KIRYU YOU BIG DORK. 😂😂
Kuroda: "I'm all clean now. I'm not going back to BL voice acting."
RGG Studio:
"but one of the actor has a frog in his throat."
I'm sorry... WHAT?!
It's just a saying meaning that their voice has temporarily gone hoarse.
Non native English speaker moment:
Fun Fact: Takaya Kuroda, Kiryu's voice actor, once voiced a character for a yaoi OVA from 2012 titled "Ai no Kusabi".
Kiryu gets himself in some crazy situations. LOL