Things to do with shards * guard them with your life * guard them in your prison * guard your prison with your life * guard your prison with your prison guards * imprison the shards * imprison your guards * let Daimurr take the shards anyway. * “shard it” * imprison the guards again
2:06 "Take these shards and guard it with your life, and guard it in your prison, and guard your prison with your life, and guard it with your prison guards, and imprison these shards for life, and imprison your prison guards, so that I may take each of these shards and shard it with my life, and imprison your prison guards in your prison again." But what I wanna know is where's the caveman?
30:01 Since the day I animated that scene, I have been eagerly waiting for someone to sentence mix it so Duke Nodelki says "I will FART forever!" Thank you so much for this, it's amazing!
"I do this" is quickly entering my regular lexicon because of this 37:20 hearing my own voice work mixed into "HOME ALONE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT? GOD YOU'RE PATHETIC" still rocks this was such a delight
I really do love Mario coming in as Arzette sobs over her father and gently suggesting she book a therapy session. He's just randomly there to offer sage advice. I like to imagine he's always just offscreen ready to pitch in with helpful tips.
"I do this" (and its variants) counter: 4:59 - "I do this." 8:15 - "I do this." 8:20 - "Uh, I don't do this." 8:26 - "I do this." 12:29 - "I do this." 12:33 - "Uh... I find this." 17:01 - "I do this." 18:14 - "Nope, but I do this." 20:49 - "I do this." 26:51 - "I do this. Promise!" 29:15 - "I do this." 29:31 - "I don't do this." 37:12 - "It's time I do this. Me. I will do this. For good." 37:33 - "Why do this?" 38:29 - "I did do this." 38:34 - "You all also do this. On this day forward... we do this! All of us! Together!" 38:41 - "Wow! Cool! We do this! ...But what do we do?"
My favorite part is the text for her sidequest after you give her the oil where she recovers from the addiction and gives basically the opposite of that entire cutscene in text form
[spoilers] things Arzette does: * find crude oil and chains * bring me something * bring me star jewelry * SooS * get Dave's waves back into me * help me (in exchange for protection against Death Clues) * turn this here into a flower * ask Tim to leave * get 'em * destroy Daimur things Arzette does not: * bring me some Starry to quench my thirst * find something real (NOTE: she wants to do this, but there's nothing she can do) * join us (power is awesome) * embrace the evil darkness * claim this kingdom as her own (WE do this)
Heya, I voiced Dail, King Rahklin and various others in the game...this had me laughing to tears. I wish I could go back 15 years in time and show this to my YTP-obsessed self. Excellent work
I just cant stop watching this video I just cant stop watching this video I just cant stop watching this video You know the video on that's on TH-cam I just cant stop watching this video It is tantalizing. It is addicting. It is a delicacy!
I love how offended the vampire guy is. "You didn't need to kill the Duke, I just asked you to persuade him to leave so he'd stop crapping in my castle. I was planning an elaborate breakfast for you, but no longer."
the subtle implication that the pair of idiots literally living alongside the king apparently didn't notice he'd been turned into a mushroom by the bad guy, and had to recieve a written letter from the bad guy to realise it, is utterly hilarious
As someone who has not played Arzette, I was genuinely trying to figure out if certain parts were voice-mixed or not. That’s how you KNOW they replicated the CD-I style! And I never thought a YTP mod would ever made of anything! Creative concept and executed perfectly!
If you haven't played the game with the mod, you're missing out on about 10% of the content. There are a bunch of hilarious messages throughout the game. Items have been given new names, some locations are renamed, and there's additional dialogue that I love, including Zazie not wanting crude oil anymore and instead wanting souls! It's so good! Even attempting to use a rope in Faramore City is funny.
Never in my life did I think I'd see a TH-cam Poop mod for a video game, but knowing that Arzette is literally a love letter to the Zelda CD-i games, I think it fits perfectly. ❤
Idk why it was the joke that got me hardest, but the the tiny little face on Arzette in the second "MOMMY" cutscene (maybe Zelda's?) made me laugh so hard I nearly fell out of my fuckin' chair jfc Thank you for this absolute love letter to this game Ellie, it was a treat to see how many goofy little ideas and running jokes you came up with as it went.
You ALREADY finished this!? I thought this would take like a year based on the community post. I shouldn't have underestimated your YTP efficiency! wow
24:27 "Hate to break it to you though, but you're one step too late. All the petroleum buried here is mine. And everything wrapped around it. Every joy, every curse, every convenience, every animosity, every desire. Every last drop of it is MINE! If some human wants to have it, it'll be over my dead body!"
In a mod where everyone seemingly refuses to leave dead air, I love the choice to make Rudy - the one guy who seemed happy to speak for hours if you'd let him - barely say any more than three words at a time, and none of that dialogue is in a cutscene. It feels uncomfortable in a funny way.
Between the he amount of clever details in this YTP and the fact that it's an entertaining abridgement of the game it's based on, I'm happy to witness yet another masterpiece. I haven't seen a YTP of this caliber since Fall of Nottingham EDIT: I do this.
My favorite part is where the King gets turned into a mushroom lol. Something about Mario showing up out of nowhere, the letter being read in Bowser's voice, and the silliness of it all (while Arzette is devestated) just gets to me. And of course, Mario suggesting a therapist session. It's like he came just to read the letter and didn't want to be involved in Arzette's trauma lol
I really thought you had edited in Arzette and Ciclena blushing during the Ciclena cutscenes when I first watched this. I actually got around to playing the original game (I know, weird order to do it in)... nope, they just blush in the base game. Something about that fills me with a warm feeling, though I can't say why.
We've truly come full circle haven't we
Some would say it's a circle of beauty
Yes, we've truly come full farcircle
We do this
We did it all over again (sorry, obligatory)
Yes, we've do this
"I can't stop drinking crude oil"
Oh no, she's contracted americanitus
Really crude joke (ironi!!!!)
She can't stop drinking c.....
Huh. I didn't know I was contagious.
Anyway, give me the oil 🔫
Things to do with shards
* guard them with your life
* guard them in your prison
* guard your prison with your life
* guard your prison with your prison guards
* imprison the shards
* imprison your guards
* let Daimurr take the shards anyway.
* “shard it”
* imprison the guards again
uh… uhh… Ten four, Master!
Wow such wise words, You have Inspired me.
*do this
What I want to know is, where's the caveman?
don’t forget:
-eat
2:06 "Take these shards and guard it with your life, and guard it in your prison, and guard your prison with your life, and guard it with your prison guards, and imprison these shards for life, and imprison your prison guards, so that I may take each of these shards and shard it with my life, and imprison your prison guards in your prison again."
But what I wanna know is where's the caveman?
But if he's the sheriff and we're out here?
We've gotta get him to the MALT SHOP!
In your moms house
@@axew3127 r/whoosh
@@ambersummer22 no I get the joke just fine.
30:01 Since the day I animated that scene, I have been eagerly waiting for someone to sentence mix it so Duke Nodelki says "I will FART forever!"
Thank you so much for this, it's amazing!
Thank you for your astounding work on the game 💜
"I do this" is quickly entering my regular lexicon because of this
37:20 hearing my own voice work mixed into "HOME ALONE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT? GOD YOU'RE PATHETIC" still rocks this was such a delight
Man you rocked fr, God bless ya and Jesus loves ya!
25:55 The teary-eyed "father?" at him eating the shroom got a real good laugh out of me.
10:09 - The change from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" to "Yellow" was an undubitably-unexpected moment.
It's been living rent free in my head for like 3 weeks now, help. It's the most mildly amusing thing in the world to me
I really do love Mario coming in as Arzette sobs over her father and gently suggesting she book a therapy session. He's just randomly there to offer sage advice.
I like to imagine he's always just offscreen ready to pitch in with helpful tips.
The royal counselor if you will
@@Turner_Strait I absolutely will.
@@Turner_Strait the royal counselor (the rounselor, if you will)
"My only tip is to help folks in need. That'll probably steer you on the right path" -Quote from the normal (non-YTP) version of this game
If you need instructions, on how to grieve, check out the enclosed therapy session!
this is the best advertisement for drinking crude oil I've ever seen
you know, the black stuff that comes in barrels?
I CAN’T STOP
@@glitchmaster2672the loneliness
"I do this" (and its variants) counter:
4:59 - "I do this."
8:15 - "I do this."
8:20 - "Uh, I don't do this."
8:26 - "I do this."
12:29 - "I do this."
12:33 - "Uh... I find this."
17:01 - "I do this."
18:14 - "Nope, but I do this."
20:49 - "I do this."
26:51 - "I do this. Promise!"
29:15 - "I do this."
29:31 - "I don't do this."
37:12 - "It's time I do this. Me. I will do this. For good."
37:33 - "Why do this?"
38:29 - "I did do this."
38:34 - "You all also do this. On this day forward... we do this! All of us! Together!"
38:41 - "Wow! Cool! We do this! ...But what do we do?"
You do this
"I do this" she said lesbianly
Thanks for doing this.
@@galaxycamerata she is not
@@The_Wall7283 I don’t do this 💀
Just gonna leave this here for mice- I mean, myself.
4:00
27:37 I feel like the word "art" gets thrown around a lot these days, but this scene? This scene is art.
"Gee, it sure is boring around here!"
*[APPLAUSE]*
"There, I said it, can I go now?"
Everyone lost their minds in the live chat
Yeah this is gold. I do this.
This whole poop is art tbh
fart*
Farcette is like the Splat Tim of the TH-cam Poop world. She do this.
Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
Its him!
MEMORY UNLOCKED
HE DOES IT!
I think Tim should leave
He does it...
The cute demon girl being addicted to crude oil got me
Her name is Zazie according to the VA, fun fact.
@@Slimurgical i knoe dat
Real oil hours
that's so me. it's better than coffee or blood to a demon. it is fermented over millenia!!
My favorite part is the text for her sidequest after you give her the oil where she recovers from the addiction and gives basically the opposite of that entire cutscene in text form
[spoilers]
things Arzette does:
* find crude oil and chains
* bring me something
* bring me star jewelry
* SooS
* get Dave's waves back into me
* help me (in exchange for protection against Death Clues)
* turn this here into a flower
* ask Tim to leave
* get 'em
* destroy Daimur
things Arzette does not:
* bring me some Starry to quench my thirst
* find something real (NOTE: she wants to do this, but there's nothing she can do)
* join us (power is awesome)
* embrace the evil darkness
* claim this kingdom as her own (WE do this)
worth noting is that while she *thought* she could ask Tim to leave, she ended up killing him, meaning she don't do this, but believes she can
Things Arzette does not:
* think
I really thought the list was just gonna say "this"
She do this! All this!
Arzette also refuses to collect weed for the hooved blacksmith.
I love how they specify that it's crude oil every time
the black stuff that comes in barrels
Cause it's a specific reference
@@dopey473 What's it a reference to?
@@BaeYeou a zoobe video of a witch with someone talking about drinking crude oil, just look up I love drinking crude oil
@Scharfster they cant stop drinking it, they just cant.
11:20 ...okay, Dathings, get it out of your system, I guess.
"I do this" is about to enter my permanent referential vocabulary thanks to this mod. You do this.
32:59 is a deeply underated bit i love it so much
what's going on?
@@francescomena8181nothings going on
@@francescomena8181nothing !
@@raenox1258 Something's going on.
I am in incredible pain because I cannot find the sauce. But surely SOMETHING must have happened? Unless...Nothing happened...
I watch this.
I do not watch this.
We watch this, all of us, together.
no one watches this
i dont think
Wow! Cool! We watch this! ...But what watch we watch?
Heya, I voiced Dail, King Rahklin and various others in the game...this had me laughing to tears. I wish I could go back 15 years in time and show this to my YTP-obsessed self. Excellent work
You sentence mixed the phrase "sentence mixed"? Incredible.
30:29 made me lose my shit. Her rage-filled expression, compelled to make sure he's dead after what happened to her father. I love that sort of stuff.
I just cant stop watching this video
I just cant stop watching this video
I just cant stop watching this video
You know the video on that's on TH-cam
I just cant stop watching this video
It is tantalizing. It is addicting. It is a delicacy!
I watch this.
@@FriskDrinksBriskUh, I don’t watch this
21:36 : That was the best part, Mario telling us to book a therapist session.
16:50
This is the best description for any kind of firearm ever.
It'll shoot!
It hurts!
Wow. Thanks!
Anytime.
….
Almost forgot. SooS!
Zelda CDI comes out, we make ytps of it. A spiritual successor to the games come out and you make a YTP mod out of it. Simply incredible
A 40-minute YTP based on the entire cutscenes collection of a CD-i inspired video game? Now THAT feels like a farce.
Thanks for all you do, Ellie!
How'd you comment 15 hours ago if the video was posted 10 hours ago
@@pokeguy1p The Premiere showed up early.
Or I'm a time traveler. Take your pick of whatever is cooler.
@@Danominator ah, I see, a trav timeller, very cool
@@pokeguy1p ah, ice. very cool. a trime taveller. I see. cool.
@@aldar8240 Time travel? I do this.
I love how offended the vampire guy is. "You didn't need to kill the Duke, I just asked you to persuade him to leave so he'd stop crapping in my castle. I was planning an elaborate breakfast for you, but no longer."
Still had the heart to give her a complimentary calendar though
23:59 Making Zazie say "barrels" by using the "air" in "fairy dust" from the fairy. Smart.
19:44 I wish that was me
Vinny brought me here from his Sunday stream - Vinesauce
2:45 I somehow saw the next joke coming, and it made me laugh even harder. You have good taste in humor
what i learned:
1. Arzette doesnt think
2. Arzette does this
I do this.
WE do this!
i like the underlying themes of Arzette being a gay furry. i'm always a big fan of a gay-face princess.
three of the most obvious ones back to back, too.
the subtle implication that the pair of idiots literally living alongside the king apparently didn't notice he'd been turned into a mushroom by the bad guy, and had to recieve a written letter from the bad guy to realise it, is utterly hilarious
As someone who has not played Arzette, I was genuinely trying to figure out if certain parts were voice-mixed or not. That’s how you KNOW they replicated the CD-I style! And I never thought a YTP mod would ever made of anything! Creative concept and executed perfectly!
They're kept in a dungeon. And I don't have the key to the dungeon!
*Hands over key*
Anymore.... *wink*
That's incredible
Glad to see that the chainsaw sword cutscene is as awkwardly long as in the original
Vinny really lost his mind at the oil part
Why do I love Arzette's voice though? It's so smooth.
She is really good. Made me like the character a lot.
And her VA, no joke, is named Angel Haven Rey.
23:40 the most relatable character in the entire game :)
… w h a t ?
Me when I'm a goat youkai with the ability to eat anything
I can't stop drinking oil! Crude oil!
@@MagikalKrabicalTouhou reference!!!
21:13 That Blue’s Clues/Chuckle Vision combo reference was….GENIUS👌🏻
*W E E J U S*
*G E N I U S*
(That rhymes!)
14:40 A group session of re-conceptualizing climbing a ladder
2 tickets to the Wompty-Dompty Dom Centre
the balls to put the raw unedited footage of Wolf Among Us into the ytp mod. you are amazing, dathings
If you haven't played the game with the mod, you're missing out on about 10% of the content. There are a bunch of hilarious messages throughout the game. Items have been given new names, some locations are renamed, and there's additional dialogue that I love, including Zazie not wanting crude oil anymore and instead wanting souls! It's so good!
Even attempting to use a rope in Faramore City is funny.
the zazie wanting souls bit is in the base game too
@@Guji198 Yes, but it's been changed to match how she can't stop drinking oil.
15:55 "Allow me to f*ck off!" got me like 🤣🤣
Never in my life did I think I'd see a TH-cam Poop mod for a video game, but knowing that Arzette is literally a love letter to the Zelda CD-i games, I think it fits perfectly. ❤
major respect for adding subtitles, and subtitling all the YTP gibberish. major respect
‘I will unlive!’
It was nice of him to be advertiser friendly
“Don’t you think I know what happens?!”
“How’d this happen?”
“I have no idea.”
Idk why it was the joke that got me hardest, but the the tiny little face on Arzette in the second "MOMMY" cutscene (maybe Zelda's?) made me laugh so hard I nearly fell out of my fuckin' chair jfc
Thank you for this absolute love letter to this game Ellie, it was a treat to see how many goofy little ideas and running jokes you came up with as it went.
10:08 The bit of the music being "Blue" by Eiffel 65 then changing to "Yellow" by Coldplay was hilarious, oh my god
21:10 - For the ultimate joke in this
This video made me add "I do this." to my everyday vocabulary.
The princess is a doer, not a thinker.
She doesn’t think.
She do this.
"Trust me and you'll escape from the city" caught me off-guard.
Also, I caught that "weejus." Excellent reference.
You ALREADY finished this!? I thought this would take like a year based on the community post. I shouldn't have underestimated your YTP efficiency! wow
She do this.
20:55 mommy um I mean mommy
When even the boss is sick of people horny posting about them
I heard it as "i need money"
It's... uh... a speck.
Avast ye matey! A speck.
Puts all specks into speck-perspecktive, huh?
You're interesting! Much re-speckt!
13:57
I've been watching YTP since around 2007, so watching this has all been quite an amazing journey to witness.
Thank you so much for DO THIS.
I learned so much. Arzette dosent think, and she do this. I really just can't stop drinking crude oil!
"If I only could possibly commit sins of the flesh" is by far my favorite line of this whole amazing ytp 😆
0:15 Never thought I'd see Dazzeloids mentioned anywhere
“Wow, W. You’re peak. You’ve really got the f-king waves.”
This dude represents all of us
24:27
"Hate to break it to you though, but you're one step too late.
All the petroleum buried here is mine.
And everything wrapped around it. Every joy, every curse, every convenience, every animosity, every desire.
Every last drop of it is MINE!
If some human wants to have it, it'll be over my dead body!"
I love that Duke Nodelki is just consistently all about poop and fart jokes.
Why did “Oooooh, Pizza Hut fairy dust” make me laugh so hard
She does this.
2:50 killed me.
Mommy.
23:35 Best part
Agreed
In a mod where everyone seemingly refuses to leave dead air, I love the choice to make Rudy - the one guy who seemed happy to speak for hours if you'd let him - barely say any more than three words at a time, and none of that dialogue is in a cutscene. It feels uncomfortable in a funny way.
I guess I'll have to get dinner
Between the he amount of clever details in this YTP and the fact that it's an entertaining abridgement of the game it's based on, I'm happy to witness yet another masterpiece. I haven't seen a YTP of this caliber since Fall of Nottingham
EDIT: I do this.
I cant stop drinking crude oil
The Wolf Among Us ytp casually inserted was truly inspired
21:17 - Weejus!
blue’s clues reference btw
Sneff!
we're the new postmen
I wanna check me wheeeerabooouts
I’m 69th like
You do this.
I do this
@@DogsRNice we do?
@@lunameriweather7693 We do this.
@@thebiolibrary5572 "no- there's nothing you can do"- snail dude
@@thebiolibrary5572But what do we do?
i wasnt ready for that price is right "IM A PRINCESS"
there's pepsi all over my monitor
My favorite part is where the King gets turned into a mushroom lol. Something about Mario showing up out of nowhere, the letter being read in Bowser's voice, and the silliness of it all (while Arzette is devestated) just gets to me. And of course, Mario suggesting a therapist session. It's like he came just to read the letter and didn't want to be involved in Arzette's trauma lol
"Do you think we could get a Skyline Chili or something?"
Wait, is she offering Arzette a 3-way?
21:57 i love the gayness here… slay
Paired with a cartoon blink sound effect… truly the sapphic rep we needed
every time someone says something then says it again with the words mixed together i lose it, instant split sides
also [laughs both ways] might be the single best caption known to mankind
19:44 So glad that, despite everything, you managed to maintain the sapphic energy this game had. What a blessing
shoutouts to binny binesauce for completely losing it at that exact moment
the demon going on about oil should be a stand in for explaining america in the war on terrorism
not knowing the context of the source material makes it fantastic tbh
Arzette doesn't think, she do this
9:42 Yoshi's Island final boss immediately came to mind.
I really thought you had edited in Arzette and Ciclena blushing during the Ciclena cutscenes when I first watched this. I actually got around to playing the original game (I know, weird order to do it in)... nope, they just blush in the base game. Something about that fills me with a warm feeling, though I can't say why.
Good to see some of the lines that felt like they were made to be part of a YTP get their proper use.
You do this.
I do this.
My brain keeps repeating "Duke Nodelki has taken a dookie in my castle!" and I can't stop it. Help.
Love how Arzette goes from ambiguously gay in the original to openly calling one of the bosses mommy in this.
Ambiguously gay? Hmm i haven't noticed honestly.
Not only one of your longest, but also one of your funniest.
Clearly you have to make an hour long tf2 audio now
28:43
"He's dead."
16:58
Almost forgot... SUS!
That was an excellent spin on the chain sword scene.
i love the crude oil zoobe video hearing it in this brought me much joy its one of my favorite videos
19:40 "God, I wish that were me."
This game was so made for this. It just comes full circle. 😂🤩