Things to do with shards * guard them with your life * guard them in your prison * guard your prison with your life * guard your prison with your prison guards * imprison the shards * imprison your guards * let Daimurr take the shards anyway. * “shard it” * imprison the guards again
30:01 Since the day I animated that scene, I have been eagerly waiting for someone to sentence mix it so Duke Nodelki says "I will FART forever!" Thank you so much for this, it's amazing!
"I do this" is quickly entering my regular lexicon because of this 37:20 hearing my own voice work mixed into "HOME ALONE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT? GOD YOU'RE PATHETIC" still rocks this was such a delight
2:06 "Take these shards and guard it with your life, and guard it in your prison, and guard your prison with your life, and guard it with your prison guards, and imprison these shards for life, and imprison your prison guards, so that I may take each of these shards and shard it with my life, and imprison your prison guards in your prison again." But what I wanna know is where's the caveman?
I really do love Mario coming in as Arzette sobs over her father and gently suggesting she book a therapy session. He's just randomly there to offer sage advice. I like to imagine he's always just offscreen ready to pitch in with helpful tips.
Heya, I voiced Dail, King Rahklin and various others in the game...this had me laughing to tears. I wish I could go back 15 years in time and show this to my YTP-obsessed self. Excellent work
My favorite part is the text for her sidequest after you give her the oil where she recovers from the addiction and gives basically the opposite of that entire cutscene in text form
[spoilers] things Arzette does: * find crude oil and chains * bring me something * bring me star jewelry * SooS * get Dave's waves back into me * help me (in exchange for protection against Death Clues) * turn this here into a flower * ask Tim to leave * get 'em * destroy Daimur things Arzette does not: * bring me some Starry to quench my thirst * find something real (NOTE: she wants to do this, but there's nothing she can do) * join us (power is awesome) * embrace the evil darkness * claim this kingdom as her own (WE do this)
"I do this" (and its variants) counter: 4:59 - "I do this." 8:15 - "I do this." 8:20 - "Uh, I don't do this." 8:26 - "I do this." 12:29 - "I do this." 12:33 - "Uh... I find this." 17:01 - "I do this." 18:14 - "Nope, but I do this." 20:49 - "I do this." 26:51 - "I do this. Promise!" 29:15 - "I do this." 29:31 - "I don't do this." 37:12 - "It's time I do this. Me. I will do this. For good." 37:33 - "Why do this?" 38:29 - "I did do this." 38:34 - "You all also do this. On this day forward... we do this! All of us! Together!" 38:41 - "Wow! Cool! We do this! ...But what do we do?"
I just cant stop watching this video I just cant stop watching this video I just cant stop watching this video You know the video on that's on TH-cam I just cant stop watching this video It is tantalizing. It is addicting. It is a delicacy!
I love how offended the vampire guy is. "You didn't need to kill the Duke, I just asked you to persuade him to leave so he'd stop crapping in my castle. I was planning an elaborate breakfast for you, but no longer."
As someone who has not played Arzette, I was genuinely trying to figure out if certain parts were voice-mixed or not. That’s how you KNOW they replicated the CD-I style! And I never thought a YTP mod would ever made of anything! Creative concept and executed perfectly!
the subtle implication that the pair of idiots literally living alongside the king apparently didn't notice he'd been turned into a mushroom by the bad guy, and had to recieve a written letter from the bad guy to realise it, is utterly hilarious
If you haven't played the game with the mod, you're missing out on about 10% of the content. There are a bunch of hilarious messages throughout the game. Items have been given new names, some locations are renamed, and there's additional dialogue that I love, including Zazie not wanting crude oil anymore and instead wanting souls! It's so good! Even attempting to use a rope in Faramore City is funny.
Yeah, there's jokes in the mini game text, the death messages, all the items. I like that the rat man keeps his silence in his text dialogue, he literally tells you as little information as possible.
You ALREADY finished this!? I thought this would take like a year based on the community post. I shouldn't have underestimated your YTP efficiency! wow
Idk why it was the joke that got me hardest, but the the tiny little face on Arzette in the second "MOMMY" cutscene (maybe Zelda's?) made me laugh so hard I nearly fell out of my fuckin' chair jfc Thank you for this absolute love letter to this game Ellie, it was a treat to see how many goofy little ideas and running jokes you came up with as it went.
Never in my life did I think I'd see a TH-cam Poop mod for a video game, but knowing that Arzette is literally a love letter to the Zelda CD-i games, I think it fits perfectly. ❤
@@ConsarnitTokkori I was initially concerned on how Vinny's chat would react to some of the jokes here, seeing how it's a Twitch chat with 10K+ viewers on a Sunday night. But despite everything, the entire thing was a _hit_ with them. Even several months on, both Vinny and chat occasionally drop an "I do this". Chat in particular _loves_ exclamining their enjoyment of crude oil whenever oil of any kind gets brought up.
@@Wryyyong it's been like that everywhere every single time the topics of arzette or crude oil pop up. someone _will_ quote the ytp yes, frich is on the more quoted side
24:27 "Hate to break it to you though, but you're one step too late. All the petroleum buried here is mine. And everything wrapped around it. Every joy, every curse, every convenience, every animosity, every desire. Every last drop of it is MINE! If some human wants to have it, it'll be over my dead body!"
In a mod where everyone seemingly refuses to leave dead air, I love the choice to make Rudy - the one guy who seemed happy to speak for hours if you'd let him - barely say any more than three words at a time, and none of that dialogue is in a cutscene. It feels uncomfortable in a funny way.
Between the he amount of clever details in this YTP and the fact that it's an entertaining abridgement of the game it's based on, I'm happy to witness yet another masterpiece. I haven't seen a YTP of this caliber since Fall of Nottingham EDIT: I do this.
I really thought you had edited in Arzette and Ciclena blushing during the Ciclena cutscenes when I first watched this. I actually got around to playing the original game (I know, weird order to do it in)... nope, they just blush in the base game. Something about that fills me with a warm feeling, though I can't say why.
We've truly come full circle haven't we
Some would say it's a circle of beauty
Yes, we've truly come full farcircle
We do this
We did it all over again (sorry, obligatory)
Yes, we've do this
Things to do with shards
* guard them with your life
* guard them in your prison
* guard your prison with your life
* guard your prison with your prison guards
* imprison the shards
* imprison your guards
* let Daimurr take the shards anyway.
* “shard it”
* imprison the guards again
uh… uhh… Ten four, Master!
Wow such wise words, You have Inspired me.
*do this
What I want to know is, where's the caveman?
don’t forget:
-eat
"I can't stop drinking crude oil"
Oh no, she's contracted americanitus
Really crude joke (ironi!!!!)
She can't stop drinking c.....
Huh. I didn't know I was contagious.
Anyway, give me the oil 🔫
oh I didnt know i was contagious.
**Loads Gun** Anyway hand over the oil.
30:01 Since the day I animated that scene, I have been eagerly waiting for someone to sentence mix it so Duke Nodelki says "I will FART forever!"
Thank you so much for this, it's amazing!
Thank you for your astounding work on the game 💜
"I do this" is quickly entering my regular lexicon because of this
37:20 hearing my own voice work mixed into "HOME ALONE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT? GOD YOU'RE PATHETIC" still rocks this was such a delight
Man you rocked fr, God bless ya and Jesus loves ya!
No you
25:55 The teary-eyed "father?" at him eating the shroom got a real good laugh out of me.
2:06 "Take these shards and guard it with your life, and guard it in your prison, and guard your prison with your life, and guard it with your prison guards, and imprison these shards for life, and imprison your prison guards, so that I may take each of these shards and shard it with my life, and imprison your prison guards in your prison again."
But what I wanna know is where's the caveman?
But if he's the sheriff and we're out here?
We've gotta get him to the MALT SHOP!
In your moms house
@@axew3127 r/whoosh
@@ambersummer22 no I get the joke just fine.
this is the best advertisement for drinking crude oil I've ever seen
you know, the black stuff that comes in barrels?
I CAN’T STOP
@@glitchmaster2672the loneliness
I really do love Mario coming in as Arzette sobs over her father and gently suggesting she book a therapy session. He's just randomly there to offer sage advice.
I like to imagine he's always just offscreen ready to pitch in with helpful tips.
The royal counselor if you will
@@Turner_Strait I absolutely will.
@@Turner_Strait the royal counselor (the rounselor, if you will)
"My only tip is to help folks in need. That'll probably steer you on the right path" -Quote from the normal (non-YTP) version of this game
If you need instructions, on how to grieve, check out the enclosed therapy session!
Heya, I voiced Dail, King Rahklin and various others in the game...this had me laughing to tears. I wish I could go back 15 years in time and show this to my YTP-obsessed self. Excellent work
More like Rakhlin' deez nuts
(amazing job on the King's voice btw)
10:09 - The change from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" to "Yellow" was an undubitably-unexpected moment.
It's been living rent free in my head for like 3 weeks now, help. It's the most mildly amusing thing in the world to me
Just gonna leave this here for mice- I mean, myself.
4:00
The cute demon girl being addicted to crude oil got me
Her name is Zazie according to the VA, fun fact.
@@Slimurgical i knoe dat
Real oil hours
that's so me. it's better than coffee or blood to a demon. it is fermented over millenia!!
My favorite part is the text for her sidequest after you give her the oil where she recovers from the addiction and gives basically the opposite of that entire cutscene in text form
[spoilers]
things Arzette does:
* find crude oil and chains
* bring me something
* bring me star jewelry
* SooS
* get Dave's waves back into me
* help me (in exchange for protection against Death Clues)
* turn this here into a flower
* ask Tim to leave
* get 'em
* destroy Daimur
things Arzette does not:
* bring me some Starry to quench my thirst
* find something real (NOTE: she wants to do this, but there's nothing she can do)
* join us (power is awesome)
* embrace the evil darkness
* claim this kingdom as her own (WE do this)
worth noting is that while she *thought* she could ask Tim to leave, she ended up killing him, meaning she don't do this, but believes she can
Things Arzette does not:
* think
I really thought the list was just gonna say "this"
She do this! All this!
Arzette also refuses to collect weed for the hooved blacksmith.
"I do this" is about to enter my permanent referential vocabulary thanks to this mod. You do this.
You sentence mixed the phrase "sentence mixed"? Incredible.
27:37 I feel like the word "art" gets thrown around a lot these days, but this scene? This scene is art.
"Gee, it sure is boring around here!"
*[APPLAUSE]*
"There, I said it, can I go now?"
Everyone lost their minds in the live chat
Yeah this is gold. I do this.
This whole poop is art tbh
fart*
I watch this.
I do not watch this.
We watch this, all of us, together.
no one watches this
i dont think
Wow! Cool! We watch this! ...But what watch we watch?
"I do this" (and its variants) counter:
4:59 - "I do this."
8:15 - "I do this."
8:20 - "Uh, I don't do this."
8:26 - "I do this."
12:29 - "I do this."
12:33 - "Uh... I find this."
17:01 - "I do this."
18:14 - "Nope, but I do this."
20:49 - "I do this."
26:51 - "I do this. Promise!"
29:15 - "I do this."
29:31 - "I don't do this."
37:12 - "It's time I do this. Me. I will do this. For good."
37:33 - "Why do this?"
38:29 - "I did do this."
38:34 - "You all also do this. On this day forward... we do this! All of us! Together!"
38:41 - "Wow! Cool! We do this! ...But what do we do?"
You do this
"I do this" she said lesbianly
Thanks for doing this.
@@galaxycamerata she is not
@@The_Wall7283 I don’t do this 💀
I love how they specify that it's crude oil every time
the black stuff that comes in barrels
Cause it's a specific reference
@@dopey473 What's it a reference to?
@@BaeYeou a zoobe video of a witch with someone talking about drinking crude oil, just look up I love drinking crude oil
@Scharfster they cant stop drinking it, they just cant.
Farcette is like the Splat Tim of the TH-cam Poop world. She do this.
Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
Its him!
MEMORY UNLOCKED
HE DOES IT!
I think Tim should leave
He does it...
2:45 I somehow saw the next joke coming, and it made me laugh even harder. You have good taste in humor
30:29 made me lose my shit. Her rage-filled expression, compelled to make sure he's dead after what happened to her father. I love that sort of stuff.
A 40-minute YTP based on the entire cutscenes collection of a CD-i inspired video game? Now THAT feels like a farce.
Thanks for all you do, Ellie!
How'd you comment 15 hours ago if the video was posted 10 hours ago
@@pokeguy1p The Premiere showed up early.
Or I'm a time traveler. Take your pick of whatever is cooler.
@@Danominator ah, I see, a trav timeller, very cool
@@pokeguy1p ah, ice. very cool. a trime taveller. I see. cool.
@@aldar8240 Time travel? I do this.
11:20 ...okay, Dathings, get it out of your system, I guess.
I just cant stop watching this video
I just cant stop watching this video
I just cant stop watching this video
You know the video on that's on TH-cam
I just cant stop watching this video
It is tantalizing. It is addicting. It is a delicacy!
I watch this.
@@FriskDrinksBriskUh, I don’t watch this
Zelda CDI comes out, we make ytps of it. A spiritual successor to the games come out and you make a YTP mod out of it. Simply incredible
32:59 is a deeply underated bit i love it so much
what's going on?
@@francescomena8181nothings going on
@@francescomena8181nothing !
@@raenox1258 Something's going on.
I am in incredible pain because I cannot find the sauce. But surely SOMETHING must have happened? Unless...Nothing happened...
21:36 : That was the best part, Mario telling us to book a therapist session.
23:59 Making Zazie say "barrels" by using the "air" in "fairy dust" from the fairy. Smart.
16:50
This is the best description for any kind of firearm ever.
It'll shoot!
It hurts!
Wow. Thanks!
Anytime.
….
Almost forgot. SooS!
what i learned:
1. Arzette doesnt think
2. Arzette does this
I do this.
WE do this!
Pros of Le Gun:
-it'll shoot
-it hurts
-sooos
Cons of Le Gun:
-
I love how offended the vampire guy is. "You didn't need to kill the Duke, I just asked you to persuade him to leave so he'd stop crapping in my castle. I was planning an elaborate breakfast for you, but no longer."
Still had the heart to give her a complimentary calendar though
As someone who has not played Arzette, I was genuinely trying to figure out if certain parts were voice-mixed or not. That’s how you KNOW they replicated the CD-I style! And I never thought a YTP mod would ever made of anything! Creative concept and executed perfectly!
the subtle implication that the pair of idiots literally living alongside the king apparently didn't notice he'd been turned into a mushroom by the bad guy, and had to recieve a written letter from the bad guy to realise it, is utterly hilarious
19:44 I wish that was me
Vinny brought me here from his Sunday stream - Vinesauce
the balls to put the raw unedited footage of Wolf Among Us into the ytp mod. you are amazing, dathings
major respect for adding subtitles, and subtitling all the YTP gibberish. major respect
Why do I love Arzette's voice though? It's so smooth.
She is really good. Made me like the character a lot.
And her VA, no joke, is named Angel Haven Rey.
15:55 "Allow me to f*ck off!" got me like 🤣🤣
If you haven't played the game with the mod, you're missing out on about 10% of the content. There are a bunch of hilarious messages throughout the game. Items have been given new names, some locations are renamed, and there's additional dialogue that I love, including Zazie not wanting crude oil anymore and instead wanting souls! It's so good!
Even attempting to use a rope in Faramore City is funny.
the zazie wanting souls bit is in the base game too
@@Guji198 Yes, but it's been changed to match how she can't stop drinking oil.
Yeah, there's jokes in the mini game text, the death messages, all the items. I like that the rat man keeps his silence in his text dialogue, he literally tells you as little information as possible.
Glad to see that the chainsaw sword cutscene is as awkwardly long as in the original
i like the underlying themes of Arzette being a gay furry. i'm always a big fan of a gay-face princess.
three of the most obvious ones back to back, too.
Vinny really lost his mind at the oil part
21:13 That Blue’s Clues/Chuckle Vision combo reference was….GENIUS👌🏻
*W E E J U S*
*G E N I U S*
(That rhymes!)
They're kept in a dungeon. And I don't have the key to the dungeon!
*Hands over key*
Anymore.... *wink*
That's incredible
“Don’t you think I know what happens?!”
“How’d this happen?”
“I have no idea.”
You ALREADY finished this!? I thought this would take like a year based on the community post. I shouldn't have underestimated your YTP efficiency! wow
She do this.
Idk why it was the joke that got me hardest, but the the tiny little face on Arzette in the second "MOMMY" cutscene (maybe Zelda's?) made me laugh so hard I nearly fell out of my fuckin' chair jfc
Thank you for this absolute love letter to this game Ellie, it was a treat to see how many goofy little ideas and running jokes you came up with as it went.
23:40 the most relatable character in the entire game :)
… w h a t ?
Me when I'm a goat youkai with the ability to eat anything
I can't stop drinking oil! Crude oil!
@@MagikalKrabicalTouhou reference!!!
21:10 - For the ultimate joke in this
The princess is a doer, not a thinker.
She doesn’t think.
She do this.
She does this.
I've been watching YTP since around 2007, so watching this has all been quite an amazing journey to witness.
Thank you so much for DO THIS.
10:08 The bit of the music being "Blue" by Eiffel 65 then changing to "Yellow" by Coldplay was hilarious, oh my god
‘I will unlive!’
It was nice of him to be advertiser friendly
Never in my life did I think I'd see a TH-cam Poop mod for a video game, but knowing that Arzette is literally a love letter to the Zelda CD-i games, I think it fits perfectly. ❤
20:55 mommy um I mean mommy
When even the boss is sick of people horny posting about them
I heard it as "i need money"
This video made me add "I do this." to my everyday vocabulary.
2:50 killed me.
Mommy.
19:44 So glad that, despite everything, you managed to maintain the sapphic energy this game had. What a blessing
shoutouts to binny binesauce for completely losing it at that exact moment
@@ConsarnitTokkori I was initially concerned on how Vinny's chat would react to some of the jokes here, seeing how it's a Twitch chat with 10K+ viewers on a Sunday night.
But despite everything, the entire thing was a _hit_ with them. Even several months on, both Vinny and chat occasionally drop an "I do this". Chat in particular _loves_ exclamining their enjoyment of crude oil whenever oil of any kind gets brought up.
@@Wryyyong it's been like that everywhere every single time the topics of arzette or crude oil pop up. someone _will_ quote the ytp
yes, frich is on the more quoted side
24:27
"Hate to break it to you though, but you're one step too late.
All the petroleum buried here is mine.
And everything wrapped around it. Every joy, every curse, every convenience, every animosity, every desire.
Every last drop of it is MINE!
If some human wants to have it, it'll be over my dead body!"
0:15 Never thought I'd see Dazzeloids mentioned anywhere
You do this.
I do this
@@DogsRNice we do?
@@lunameriweather7693 We do this.
@@thebiolibrary5572 "no- there's nothing you can do"- snail dude
@@thebiolibrary5572But what do we do?
It's... uh... a speck.
Avast ye matey! A speck.
Puts all specks into speck-perspecktive, huh?
You're interesting! Much re-speckt!
13:57
14:40 A group session of re-conceptualizing climbing a ladder
2 tickets to the Wompty-Dompty Dom Centre
I learned so much. Arzette dosent think, and she do this. I really just can't stop drinking crude oil!
21:17 - Weejus!
blue’s clues reference btw
Sneff!
we're the new postmen
I wanna check me wheeeerabooouts
I’m 69th like
23:35 Best part
Agreed
I love that Duke Nodelki is just consistently all about poop and fart jokes.
In a mod where everyone seemingly refuses to leave dead air, I love the choice to make Rudy - the one guy who seemed happy to speak for hours if you'd let him - barely say any more than three words at a time, and none of that dialogue is in a cutscene. It feels uncomfortable in a funny way.
I do this.
"If I only could possibly commit sins of the flesh" is by far my favorite line of this whole amazing ytp 😆
Good to see some of the lines that felt like they were made to be part of a YTP get their proper use.
You do this.
Between the he amount of clever details in this YTP and the fact that it's an entertaining abridgement of the game it's based on, I'm happy to witness yet another masterpiece. I haven't seen a YTP of this caliber since Fall of Nottingham
EDIT: I do this.
3:47 iteachvader: 👀
28:43
"He's dead."
“Wow, W. You’re peak. You’ve really got the f-king waves.”
This dude represents all of us
I cant stop drinking crude oil
Love how Arzette goes from ambiguously gay in the original to openly calling one of the bosses mommy in this.
Ambiguously gay? Hmm i haven't noticed honestly.
"Trust me and you'll escape from the city" caught me off-guard.
Also, I caught that "weejus." Excellent reference.
19:36 YURI MOMENT!!!!!
So real
38:58 needs a full release man.
I really thought you had edited in Arzette and Ciclena blushing during the Ciclena cutscenes when I first watched this. I actually got around to playing the original game (I know, weird order to do it in)... nope, they just blush in the base game. Something about that fills me with a warm feeling, though I can't say why.
Why did “Oooooh, Pizza Hut fairy dust” make me laugh so hard
21:57 i love the gayness here… slay
Paired with a cartoon blink sound effect… truly the sapphic rep we needed
dawg i didn't know YOU were gonna be uploading the cutscenes lets goooooo
I guess I'll have to get dinner
Not only one of your longest, but also one of your funniest.
Clearly you have to make an hour long tf2 audio now
6:23 amazing
URLRL
i wasnt ready for that price is right "IM A PRINCESS"
there's pepsi all over my monitor
The Wolf Among Us ytp casually inserted was truly inspired
Arzette doesn't think, she do this
Well done DaThings. You do this!
not knowing the context of the source material makes it fantastic tbh
the demon going on about oil should be a stand in for explaining america in the war on terrorism
9:42 Yoshi's Island final boss immediately came to mind.
16:58
Almost forgot... SUS!
She do this. But she *doesn't* think.