American reacts to Best German Videos Ever Part 3
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Bro, to translate "Leck mi doch am Zückerli" with "f*ck you" should be a crime
Wie recht du doch hast
"Just lick my sugarly"
lick my sügerly
fr
Yea why don´t write "Lick my candy" ? Would be a better translation in my opinion.
The Wife-swap guy is an absolute classic. Whenever i have to say "Halt! Stop!" i have to force myself to _not do an impression_ of this guy....and sometimes i get weird looks because I slip up....and the clip is so old that some people don't even know it anymore.
The man, the legend himself - Frauentausch Andreas. Jeder kennt ihn 😂
@@Treadstone7 gibt's auch clips von der anderen Seite? Also von seiner Frau in der neuen Familie?
@@voyance4elle Noch nie gesehen ^^ Gibt aber bestimmt irgendwo die ganze Folge
@@voyance4elle Keine Ahnung ob die Clips noch irgendwo zu finden sind, aber die Frau hat sich dem Tauschpapa seggsi in Dessous präsentiert. Immerhin waren Andreas und seine zierliche Elfe begeisterte Amateur-Prndarsteller.
Frauentausch nie gesehen, aber das kenn ich auswendig 😂
As for that Indian "student" who almost drowned: He obviously did not understand the question due to is lack of German skills, so he gave a standard reply like "yeah, it's very nice" to appear as if he did in fact understand what he was asked... which is what makes this clip so funny :)
The funny thing about the cola sketch is not that the guy was wrong... Coke Zero is basically pronounced the same in german as it is in english... the funny thing is the grandma being like "TSERRRRRRO" XD
xD
ich bin doch nich die malibu
Ich finde "Leck mich doch am Zückerlie" mit "fuck you" zu übersetzen viel geiler😂
Calling a plastic bag from Penny "fancy" is the funniest thing ever !!
I wouldnt take "Psycho Andreas" as a rolemodel for parenting.😂
I DEFINITELY would. This guy is a legend😂
The thing you have to understand is: Canabis is no broccoli!
It's jazz cabbage.
It is healthier than alcohol.
@@MiaMerkurpedends how you take it. Smoking it is in the same range as alcohol. Of course you could use it to cook or a vaporizer
@@herrlehrer1479no it's not. even if you smoke it, alcohol is definitely worse
@@dxbxra why? Smoking causes cancer. Alcohol causes cancer. Same difference
Wife Swap is originally from the UK, not the US (and the German version is even older than the American one). Actually, quite a few shows you probably think originated in the US are adaptations from Europe (The UK and Netherlands, mostly).
Yep, 100%. Not to mention so many Japanese shows that get ripped off.
Yess, in the Netherlands it's called "Jouw Vrouw, Mijn Vrouw" (Your Wife, My Wife)
Because of "Endemol"😂
He said “fancy plastic bag“ …..that’s literally one of the more cheap ones you get in Germany if it isn’t a plastic bag from a food delivery service xD
So true hahahahahahah 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I feel like I have to clarify the "make yourself dinner" part. In Germany "dinner" is called "Abendbrot" (evening bread), and it's usually bread with butter and slices of cheese or meat on it. Our lunch is usually the elaborate meal of the day.
At least it was back when this clip was made.
Almost never had Abendbrot, when I was a kid my mum or dad cooked a fresh warm dish for lunch and dinner without Maggi or Knorr shit and my parents taught me how to do so too and when both had a longer day at work I would cook for my brother and myself at age 9 lol 😂
@@Pseudomonasa Glückwunsch? :D
@@Pseudomonasa aber ich stimme dir zu, bei uns gab es auch nur ab und zu Abendbrot, zb. wenn meine Mutter nicht da war. Meistens war ja das Abendessen auch die einzige Mahlzeit wo die ganze Familie daheim ist
@@oskarprotzer3000 meine Eltern sind als spätsiedler aus der UdSSR geflohen und bei denen war das in ihrem früheren Zuhause komplett normal. Bei uns war immer einer nicht da, durch den super Schichtdienst xD Jetzt mache ich mir auch Mal Abendbrot, weil ich keinen Funken Energie mehr habe
Still, I feel like this scene was scripted that way in order to make him look like a bad father (yes, it's scripted reality TV for those who didn't know). 😉
"leck mich doch am zückerli" still the best thing you can say when you receive annoying information
The official drugs commissioner saying "Cannabis is illegal because it is illegal" is the best example of how much we think of our politicians. xD
absolut absolut ja
Und blau is blau weil blau blau is! Ende der Geschichte..ab ins bett.
It's even funnier how Cannabis has now been legalized and literally nothing has changed, at least from my perspective. Actually the communal politicians were fearmongering here that there would be junkies at every corner. I actually see less junkies at the places that they used to be now.
Und vergiss den Brokkoli nicht!
He didnt include some of the best parts of Farid's (the first rapper) interview, where he said "you're not suppose to joke about this" and then breaks out into laughter.
Or the Wife-swap clip, where Andreas goes into the kitchen and points at a bowl of fruit and proclaims "As you can see, there are fruits in the house".
And when he comes back: „Beruhigt habe ich mich nicht“
"Bowl" = 1 apple and 2 bananas
@@benb9284 and 5 "burger patties"
The best part that it looks like he points on the plate with chicken nuggets
@@svenakg ahem no one going to mention him slamming the door so hard the regular calendar flies off revealing the porn one hidden behind? the level of cringe just too damn high.
The guy is not a “country boy” but a tradesman on “Walz” - meaning he has finished his apprenticeship and now travels the country and internationally to learn his trade with many other businesses wherever he finds short-term employment. Within the “Walz” - three years and a day - he is banned to enter his home (there is a curfew of a radius of 50 km around his home) and he travels with the bare necessities and tools only, wearing this traditional costume. Many people give them rides while hitchhiking the country. They’re always very interesting to talk to. They learn many new techniques in their trade that way. Great tradition among carpenters, masons, ship builders etc. - in former times, even many other trades, such as tailors etc. would partake in this tradition. Today, it is mostly, as said, masons and carpenters, who still do this.
I think it is His Lehrabschluss Prüfung Party or He is on a Berufsschulen Wettbewerb.
(Is mir so auch passiert also bei der LAP Party, da hab ich echt zu viel getrunken)
Ach und weshalb ich glaube dass er nicht auf der Walz ist, er hat keinen goldenen Ohring. Ich hab zumindestens keinen gesehen. (Der Ohring ist die Bezahlung für dein Begräbnis, Vals man in einen anderen Land stirbt. Traditionell wird dass Ohr mit einen Nagel gestochen, um dann den Gold Ohrring anzubringen.)
Interesting, how common is that? I have never seen or heard of that before.
@@MellonVeganto go on Walz sadly not so often anymore
when i drove long distances with the car i always gave them a ride because the conversations are always so cool but i rarely saw them anymore
@@MellonVegan It used to be the norm since the Middle Ages, I guess. Today it is rather optional and trade guilds have different expectations. Today, at least in th area where I live, this is becoming - sadly - rather uncommon and you don’t see them around as much as one did only 50 years ago…
Non-reusable plastic bags don't get provided or sold in Germany any longer - you can either choose a reusable made of plastic or canvas, or you can decide for bags made of recycled paper if you have enough reusables piled up at home already.
18:27 That got lost in translation a bit. The German word "alle" in this context means "empty" like in all the food was eaten, all the beer was drunk and now it's "alle". The better translation might be "gone".
The word you use for an empty space like a room or in this situation a stadium is "leer".
A bottle or a table can be "leer" too - because it's a defined space - but if you refer to a undefined amount of something that's been emptied, a pile of stuff that's been removed through consumption you rather use "alle".
"Das Fass ist LEER." (The keg is empty.)
"Das Bier ist ALLE." (The beer is empty/all gone.)
"Der Wühltisch mit den Socken ist leer." (The rummage table for the socks is empty.)
"Die Socken sind alle." (The socks are empty/out of stock.)
Not to confuse you but in another, more common context "alle" can mean "everybody" or "all" (Yes, those words share a Germanic root).
Like in the children song "Alle Vögel sind schon da" (All the birds have already arrived) or the kindergarten teacher's request "Alle mitsingen!" (Everybody sing along!)
That double meaning can make it confusing for people learning German.
Dongsi Döngsi gets me every time
Wer kennt denn noch Dörte Dingsbums?
Was machen Sachen? > What things do? She wanted to now what the interview is about, she became a legendary meme for the words used ;)
11:15 she also said that you should not confuse marihuana with broccoli
Nope, that was her successor who said that.
Paßt nicht so recht zu Kartoffeln.
Neee, das war deren Nachfolgerin, nachdem wir die Hopfentante ins EU-Parlament geschickt haben ...
Obviously it doesnt make much sense to watch it if you dont know german. Because most of the time the joke is, how their german sounds in addition to what they are saying. And its just in general awkward situations which you wont notice because of the translations
the Schalke guy has listened to his inner voice 🤣
fun fact: the wife swap guy is also fan of that club.
19:38 That's Drachenlord aka. Drache, the most 'hated' German streamer.
His fanbase is called Haiders (which comes from his pronunciation of the word 'Haters').
These Haiders trick, bully, and harass him daily (back then, even at and on his own property, which got demolished by the city near the start of 2022).
In that clip, he thought the viewer was a haider, so he didn't believe him and just ignored the viewer's message.
Dazu sage ich nur: "Aber ich sitz im Rollstuhl"
@riftblaze
In deinem Kommentar klingt es so, als wäre Drachenlord ein armes Mobbingopfer. Bedenke bitte, dass er sich bewusst als Person des öffentlichen Lebens ins Internet stellt und mit dem hate seinen Lebensunterhalt verdient. Rainer hätte das Ganze doch vor Jahren schon beenden können, auch aktuell hätte er jederzeit die Möglichkeit den Internetstecker zu ziehen und sich zurückzuziehen, zumal er seit einiger Zeit schon erfolgreich untergetaucht ist. Das macht er aber nicht und streamt fleißig weiter und bettelt nach Spenden, weil er Angst vor einem richtigen Job hat und alles machen würde um nicht arbeiten gehen zu müssen.
A previous teacher of mine is banned on entering the city that property was in cause she just took a look once and the police thought she was a haider lmao.
You have a brainschaden
@@Invaliput die Schanze war verlucht. War man einmal da, gibt's kein zurück
The thing with difference in parenting is, he said „Abendbrot“ (evening bread) which in some parts of Germany refers to dinner as an exact translation, while in other parts „Abendessen“ (evening food) includes all kinds of dinner and „Abendbrot“ only is like bread with jam or something like cereal because they don’t wanna cook that day.
Memes aren`t just pictures with titles and words. They`re the DNA of the soul
Btw: Just looked it up. Wife swap was a british TV invention in january 2003. Germany seems to be the first country who immediately adopted the concept within the same year in July 2003. Denmark followed in October 2003. The US adopted the idea in September 2004 according to wikipedia. Many other countries followed the years after. Though I never watched that show ^^. It's just "scripted reality" and we already had too much of that crap :D
Actually there was a lot of controversy here in germany because one of the first participants got humiliated by the production team so they filed a lawsuit as they violated her human dignity. Those first episodes are no longer allowed to be broadcasted.
Out of curiosity, Ryan. What's the reason why you started your reaction on German videos in the first place?
OMG, I never knew that the "HALT STOPP!"-guy was from Frauentausch
That Schalke 04 fan probably has one of the highest IQs within his club
- Lovely Greetings from Dortmund
Psycho-Andreas von Frauentausch ist übrigens auch Blauer. Der Verein scheint ein gewisses Klientel anzuziehen.
The guy who used his belly as a weapon knew why we also call a beer belly a Biermuskel (beer muscle)😂
As a Bavarian I felt exposed, he's sooo Bavarian in the worst sense.
Ein kleiner Spacki xD
Das hat mich gekillt. 😂
15:42 This is the entertainment program here in Germany, especially on Sat1. Antisocial people who shout at each other. This runs all morning in various formats in a continuous loop with commercial breaks. Sat 1 - program by anti-social people for anti-social people.
Well most unstudied men are like this, especially when they drank alcohol. It is far more common for german men to behave like this as Ryan might have thought.
Although that were rather a bunch of bad video clips instead of good memes now Ryan can get a more realistic view on sexistic germany with too many too masculine dumb men.
Ryan has a bit too fairy tale impression of germany.
The ancient German beer belly fighting style
„Was machen Sachen?“ aka „What do things do?“ is german slang for „How‘s it going?“
8:22 This is the traditional clothing of Carpenters. I am From Austria and it's the Same clothing. (There must be a training course or a vocational exam)
Best German Videos? I doubt that. But good reaction, Ryan
13:00 actually the first german Wifeswap episode was broadcasted in 2003, the first american wife swap episode was broadcasted in 2004
Greetings from Sebastian,
the german-american in Südhessen 😂🎉
Watching Ryan's first step into the Drachengame... oh no, here we go again.
i hope not. it would be embarrassing if he saw the fools on both sides of the story. the use of the term "drachengame" alone says a lot about them. No matter what a person has done, we live in a society in which we have institutions for judgment and punishment. bullying, persecuting, pressuring someone as a vigilante is stupid.
To call it a game shows your mental maturity.
@@patiplatsch83I certainly hope not. These fucking bullies deserve jail time as much as he does.
17:20 -> This public swimming pool called Grugabad is in my home town! And the water is so "choppy" because it's a wave pool. It's now so unsafe due to aggression among rebellious young people that extra security patrols keep watch there.
i normally don't like reaction videos that much, but you watching those vids makes it way more entertaining
Idk if wife swap is originally german, but the first episode came out in summer 2003 whilest the american equivalent came out in fall 2004
The first broadcast of wife swap was British. 7 January 2003.
"well known german rapper" ?
I have no clue who that is.
Its maybe Farid Bang. Idk The other guy with the chewing gum
That was a nice bavarian-beer-belly.
So called "Waschbärbauch instead of "Waschbrettbauch".
classic.
Dongsy Dängsi.
One of the most iconic movie "only known in germany" xD
The quote from Andreas from Frauentausch (Wife swap) is actually more like :
"Everything stays as it is. There will be no changes! If you are here, and not!"
11:15 even better: one politician said weed isn’t to be taken too lightly cause it’s not broccoli.
cool it takes quite some time and effort to come up with proper working translations for those clips, so well done.
The guy from wife swap and his real wife - they got a complaint filed against them (or several IIRC) for having "fun" on their 1st floor balcony in broad daylight. So they live in an appartment complex with 5 stories buildings all around, so basically every neighbor was able to see them.
Think of the song Bad Touch from The Bloodhound Gang for details.
The Dongsi Döngsi lady actually worked at my employer's cafeteria when the video was made. Although I didn't start there until much later, it's still a running joke there.
On the other hand, she was mocked so much for it that she quit. A constant reminder not to give interviews on the street... especially not for TV total!
The forza guy, was the legend streamer drachenlord. He also has a few episodes about him in Southpark
*Dongsi Dängsi* - 😂 lol...lol...lol.
Where ist my oxygen mask?
12:28 german "frauentausch" was first aired in 2003
american "wifeswap" first aired in 2004
Noch schlimmer das wir so ne scheiße vor dem Amis gesendet haben
3:52 TV Total - Memes before the Word "Meme" was invented
Drachenlore (the streamer in the last clip), is a whole rabbithole of himself LMFAO
Loveparade video was from like 1998 - 2000 but before 2005 because the Police wears green Uniform not Blue
"Wife Swap" is based on a british TV show. It aired first in UK, 2003 in Germany, and in 2004 oder 2005 in US
Good translations, good video, good reaction.❤
00:25 You're right. Memes started as still images with a caption making fun of a specific situation, like a caricature. Once only used by nerds on their favourite internet forums they developed by time to become this massive meme culture we now have.
02:14 These were standard plastic shopping bags back in the days. Every shop had their own with their logo on the sides. To reduce littering and pollution plastic bags are kinda banned now and have been replaced with either paper bags or more durable re-usable ones. According to the question if zero or light is better: None of them! If you're struggling with either your sugar consumption or your body weight be assured that thinking about what to drink is just another indicator that something else is horribly wrong. Balance is key!
08:30 Classic, but unfortunately the joke got lost in translation. He's too drunk to even know his own language and although it might seem correct on first look, he answered the question what he did with something like "I have dancinged."
20:07 Drachenlord is one of the most famous lolcows in germany. Him struggling with his haters made it on public TV, bc he kept engaging and inviting them to his place. Not accepting any help it got quite dramatic. In the end the whole village he lived in got upset, he lost a court case, his yt channel followed and he sold his house to move on. He didn't learn or changed his behaviour, nowadays he's streaming on another platform.
In Germany if someone says "Ja ja" we answered "Ja ja means lick my ass" it comes from a germany comic movie
Was machen Sachen?
All translations are perfectly fine. I love this videos
You're wearing a freaking Fall Out Boy - So much for (Tour)Dust shirt! Just the fact absolutely made my day, never would've expected this :D
Loved it even more as I own the same one, bought directly at the concert :^)
Fun Fact: Cannabis is legal now in Germany😂 since this month
"The cannabis is forbidden because it's illegal" aged like really fine vinegar
The guy @08:13 isn't a "country boy" but wearing the traditional carpentry attire of black corduroy fabric accompanied with the typical hat - you can see these guys sitting atop in-build houses across central Europe constructing roof trusses. After their successful apprenticeship period they become journeyman craftsman, walking from one construction site to next to further learn and improve under different masters. This journeyman period takes three years if I remember correctly and requires them to follow a traditional code.
Before leaving their home they'll have a party getting drunk, culminating in the great finale of having a carpenter's nail hammered right through one earlobe to wear an earring. If the journeyman carpenter would break the code by behaving in a way which would damage the guild's reputation other journeymen carpenters would confront him, rip off the earring and kick him off the guild - for this reason "Schlitzohr"/"slit-ear" is an expression for a person of questionable reputation and morals in german.
The traditional code consists of coming your home place no closer than a certain distance at any given time during their three year journey, never sleeping under the same roof more than once (In a row? Not sure about the specifics. 😅), only taking free accomodation provided by generosity or in exchange for work but never paid for, and I think they aren't allowed to travel using motor operated vehicles - that's why a gnarled rootstock is an indispensable component of their attire.
When a tradition like this is going on for centuries the emergence of certain networks, some form of infrastructure becomes inevitable - and it shows in carpentry journeymen associated "Kneipen" (a "Kneipe" being the germans' analogue of the irishs' pub) which are normal locals open to anybody but granting privilegues like free drinking and in case of no accomodation available letting journeymen sleep right there after closing - and having a carpentryman fueled by honour over at your local every now and then probably turns out quite helpful oftentimes..
In the evening germans eat normally bread with sausage or cheese. Warm food is usually served at lunchtime.
Wow, you actually saw it!! Thank you!!
most plastic bags (when they were allowed back then) had the advertisement of the supermarket printed on and were reusable up to 3 times
Dongsi-Döngsi 😂 best one
6:16 Unfortunately, the meme behind the gentleman who was beaten is not the right one, and every (normal-thinking) person understands the problem behind it, the meme actually says "I didn't do anything, I just stood there and drank my beer" But unfortunately that only works in the right moment (example: in the game Wreckfest, if you have hit someone there, then you can say exactly that) but as I said, it only works in the right context
„Vallah, der Bürger hat nicht geschmeckt“ just hit me everytime i see this Meme
I still think "Ich mochte spiele" is the most funny german video. And also those short ones with "10 things you shouldn't do when..."
He definitely missed the "Ich muss rauuuuus!" XD
I always feel a bit bad for the drug comissioner...she's not making the laws, and what she essentially tries to say in a very diplomatic way is she doesn't know either...
Ryan, I am impressed how much you understood and got right!! I wouldn't, if I weren't German. 😂 But please be aware, that these were the dregs.😢
I think in the "Schalke Fan" Clip, he didn't answer "empty" = "alle", but "everyone"="alle"
these were great :D
Ananas!
Deep frozen Carrots!!
Was machen Sachen?
Thanks for all your great videos! I'm from germany and I like your style of reaction. All the best for you! ;-)
Hahahaha Drachenlord is "the greatest freestyle rapper of all time" 😂😂😂
12:05 Why did I never knew that there was a second part. It’s almost better😂
Oh you guys also say "potato camera" over there when it comes to videos with rly bad quality 😂
Like your channel btw 😊
😅😅cowboy from indiana😂
this guy is a german carpenter, the clohting from the german carpenter called ZUNFT, this clothing is the traditional german worker outfit.
other worker, roofer, housebuilder, smith and more has similar clothing with other color👍
zunft clothing gives over 500 years in germany.
check german zunft/ walz and his culture👍
10:29 this one really made the rounds. a lot of these vids are quite well known, but this one reached another level
Yes, the interview took place at the height of a public debate about cannabis in Germany. As far as I know, the only role of the drugs commissioner is to defend the government's position and act as a lightning rod. The person who makes the decision is more likely to be the Minister of Health (and possibly the Minister of Justice).
after all, its not broccoli...
18:17 I actually think he said alle as in "I hope they get all of the places" instead of "empty"
19:52 hahaha this guy is called Drachenlord
The goat Harry Mack is like Drachenlord 🤣
Because a year has 364,2425 days,that's also why you drop the extra day every 100 years.every 400 years,the calendar repeats,which is why most 13.fall on a friday.(400 ×12 can't be divided by seven)
@@SS77S7 And for the rotation number add one more that is hidden behind surrounding the sun.
Actually, a (sun) year has 365.242192 (sun) days. In the Gregorian calendar, this gets rounded to 365.2425. This means that in about 3100 years, the Gregorian calendar will be one year off.
The one with son of a who…is because there is a german song called „henri henrison der bruder von jürgen hu…sohn“ (Henri Henrison the brother of Jürgen son of a who…)
The guy at min. 4 is laughing because there was big beef between rappers in Germany and allegidly, a rapper(won't say the name) was home invaded and got carrots stuck up his butt cause that was the only thing in the fridge, they wanted to scare him somehow or degrade him, nobody knows if it really happened but it's a big story everyone knows in the rap scene, you choose yourself to believe:-) have fun
As a former 6 year old in germany I can say I also made myself my own dinner sometimes
Wife Swap is a copy of "Frauentausch". US version was aired on 2004, German version 2003. Unless the germans took the concept from somewhere else, it originated there.
I guess the Schalke fan has already "refueled" a lot, he only tries to get out accident-free sentences, no matter if they fit or not.
9:30 I just want to make clear that alcohol is a drug too and not a harmless one at that, most Germans don't have it like we say "aufm Schirm" (on the umbrella) and then something like this happens. Never start drinking in the beginning or drink in moderation/not too much
Schirm in dem Fall "Screen" ;-)
2:55 The difference, taste aside, is marketing. One is made for men, the other for women. You can see it clearly from their respective ads. Kinda stupid if you ask me. I'd personally prefer light but I don't really like most soft drinks anymore anyways. Like so many other unhealthy stuff (don't take this as me saying I eat healthy all the time lol), you lose the taste for it, once you've been off the product for long enough. Most of the things I ate as a kid are disgusting to me now.
The guy @18:11 is actually answering correct. The reporter just made the mistake to ask the wrong question.
Dirty Dingsi is also mein favorite movie.
when u bored u should react to "pennymarkt an der Reeperbahn" it shows the other side of germany and hamburg.
11:09 fun fact: it's been legalised by now. Also, another politician said "cannabis isn't broccoli" 😂
i was laughing to tears dude... never would have found these german clips and probably not AS funny as commented by you. Thanks a lot for this Findings. Greets from Germany.
P.S.: Wife Swap / the german synonym is nothing but a roleplay, PLEASE dont think its real ;)