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- All Harry and Cal need to do is guess 2 words...
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Calfreezy: nobody got sea horse
Everyone: got sea horse
I didn’t
fish hooks disney channel back in the day came clutch.
Seahorse was the only one I got
sea horse one was easy, the fkn condom one and fridge opening fucked me
Ikr that was easy
As a dane I can confirm that whatever Cal said is closer to the language on a Minecraft enchantment table, than it was to danish
dfshfgjgfshfgjdfgjfgsjfgfdhkglkutusryisar
Yea, it was some vrøvl
Callux woah so pro
Jeg fattede fandme ikke engang hvad han prøvede at sige
He tried to say 'svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel'
People who knew that male seahorses give birth
👇🏼
👍
Primary school knowledge
i knew it from the Octonauts
@@Trizzo5999 same
Cal “I guarantee no one got sea horse” Me and 90% of the audience - rushes to the comments.
Scoobert doobert doo 😭😭😭😭
ur tiktoks are jokes
I thought it was “Scooby Dooby Doo”
Lmao even calfreezy doesn't get hearts
Get this comment to 420 Likes ;)
@@loud4life920 wrong
The shoes are gonna be worth way more now that Harry signed them.
That's actually a very good point
Yeah as soon as he did I thought Cal should auction that pair off for charity or use them in some type of giveaway.
That’s sooo true
Facts
I thought the presentation would be jokes until the beat comes up.
Tango blast.
"Thats not salty"
"yeah but if you put salt on it" 😂
I was laughing so hard I accidentally disliked. I then noticed. And changed it to a like. But I’d like to give a public apology cause that made me laugh really hard.
Haven’t seen the vid but I know Harry’s said this
Them: BUR-GER
Callux: CHEESE-BURGER
Me: HAM-BURGER.....
I thought Beef - burger
Cal: “I guarantee no body got sea horse”
Me: “I guarantee over 50% of us got sea horse🤣🤣”
Literally.
Uh no...
Lol
I guarantee it was less than 50% because we didn't decide who writes what word.
Make that 70 bro, this is junior high school science
Yup, I dunno how they didn’t know that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I got seahorse, we've all seen the vids of them around Twitter and that surely :D
No I used to watch octonauts
I think most of us got seahorse
yeh i saw one give birth
@@barn1237 lmao underrated comment
Ikr 😂😂
Are we just gonna ignore that despite being British Calfreezy has never heard of shrove Tuesday
@@xroyal2179 google it
Pancake day. If you went to a catholic primary school, it is part of holy week
He’s from like every country
M8 most English just say pancake day no one called it shrove Tuesday 😂
@@jakeparry9462 true
Cal: Pan
Cal: pano chocolate
Harry: I’m gonna hit you over the head with this
Harry and calfreezy are literally my last two brain cells
Cal: we're a divorced family
Also Cal: i took the wife AND the kids
WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest TH-camr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear alex
Callux is the dog
I’m danish, and couldn’t understand what he was saying. Not impressed Cal
I mean Cal is from England, and it's really hard for English people (including american) to do even do a Danish accent.
Det var virkeligt forfærdeligt.
Same didn't understand what word he was trying to say, though for a second it was "Prævensionsmiddel" but no.
Swanger badegen i the middel
@@osamamahmoud448 Just aint danish
Harry: *brings out a POT*
Cal: "pan"
*gets it right*?!?!?!?!????!!
7:35 Can I just say that I’m Danish and in Denmark a condom is literally called a “kondom” and I have absolutely no clue what cal tried to say
Præventionsmiddel 😂👏
No way han siger præventionsmiddel
Jeg var også blank 😂
Forstod det heller ikke på nogen måde
Tobias Buus Haha heller ikke mig. Han var ikke særlig god til at sige det xD
ngl i WHEEZED when harry said “it’s an eye-witnees you tOoL”😂
Harry holding up the word lines is gonna make that dead joke last even longer
Sea horse was actually really easy guys😂
That Seahorse question everyone should know that especially people in the UK😂
Or anyone who watches friends
David Attenborough
I knew the seahorse question just from general knowledge cause it’s the only male that can be pregnant
@@jxyyy. not only
Lol that's what I said, I was screaming at the f*cking screen😂😂😂🤣
Harry: the type of guy to buy a house cause he lost his keys
Yes
8:17 When the baby is staring at you on the bus
Harry: bag man, always got a bag on me 😏
Love these three as a combo, Harry is so jokes
Literally 99% wont see this but if you do,have a great year and stay safe (read my name btw❤️✨)
It’s an underrated trio
@@obaidrashid1160 Shut up thanks but no thanks
It's ashame he lux left the house
They're not a meal deal 😂
Cal: we were on the number 1 on Sneaker Subreddit
JJ; Okay, let's check his monthly listeners
As soon as I see Harry in a video I click
“Chuck us another bag over” didn’t think freezy would be the one saying that😂❄️
I love how Harry writes get cancer when cal asks about his sister 😂😂😂
Jack Cullen It must be so long, having all your mates make jokes like this about your sister.
Especially, since AFAIK the only other member of their group with a sister is Toby.
Everyone talking about the seahorse question but I’m confused how cal never heard of pancakes on shrove Tuesday/ pancake day
Yh but to be fair he didn’t live in England a lot so he’s quite uncultured
I thought pancake day was yesterday
I have never. Is it only a thing in the Uk? I live in america.
@@AcedVidz It's a Uk thing but it's a pretty big thing like even if you don't eat them every supermarket and shop is pushing pancake mixes and syrups in the run up under the banner pankcake day so it's kind of hard to miss.
Don’t read my name
7:38 Im from Denmark and I have never heard that word in my life
Svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel? Ret normalt ord i min mening
@@cxv238 ja undskyld jeg er bare ikke på dit level
Harry: I’ve always got a bag on me
Cal: 👁👄👁
10:47
Who else got seahorse right away? lmao
Same
Me
Fr
Same🤣
Same
That looks like the fakest money I’ve ever seen and I’m a Jamaican prince shipping gold to someone
I think it's chocolate money 😂
It is fake money @8:05 he goes that's 20 quid and it's paper one side
@@djordy6451 10:46 Harry just waves the blank stack with a ₤20 sleeve 😂
Lux did them dirty. Making rules as he went along lol
Love the consistency Callux 😄😄
Harry is jokes and such a kid
Cal: Lemme give harry shoes
Harry: Okey dokey lets draw on them
never trust harry with anything serious lol
dude will ruin it without even trying
@@reggiexp69 Hell think its a good thing as well loooll😂😂
Harry just loves that sweater so much I can't think of how many times he has worn them in vids
These videos are special from Cal
Big ups 🙌🙌
How is everyone ignoring that cal said he’s never heard of Pancake Tuesday?!
Cal said nobody got seahorse but I legit thought that was the easiest thing ever that we learnt in primary 😂
I agree Olivia, HI!!
literally was about to type this
8:00 dane here, had no clue what you said
I think literally everyone got sea horse 😂
I genuinely got seahorse cause when Ross is telling Rachel on friends 🤣
Cal : been a while
Harry and cal : yes
Literally 99% wont see this but if you do,have a great year and stay safe (read my name btw❤️✨)
@@obaidrashid1160 ull never get 30k subs :)
Interlaced Fraist ik
Cal: Thanks for all the support on the shoes, I worked really hard on them, super proud Harry: instantly draws his name on them in marker
Make this into a series
Love these three as A combo Harry is so jokes
why tf was “bur” “ger” correct when those aren’t even words? 💀
they both sound like real words, burr and grr. also, it's just good fun
grrr
Your a bell end
@@iandorans9178 you're
@@iandorans9178 calm down child
Callux: gives a pair of his own shoes to Harry
Harry: lemme draw on them
I love how 20Gs wasn’t enough to motivate them but the pool cleaning was 😂
Spray lynx or any aftershave on the Sharpie to get it off, wipe immediately tho, don’t let it drip.
Whenever Callux releases, a vid u know it’s gonna be a banger
Whenever people use, commas properly you know they are smart
@@kanjithnasajskdntuavavahdi3941 you didn't even use it right either
@@Fredsinator that's the joke 😂💀
@@Fredsinator Good job understanding the joke my friend
Fredsinator that’s the joke
“I guarantee nobody got seahorse”. Everybody: *got seahorse*
Banger vid cause of these two in it.
Cal: We’re number 1 on the sneaker subreddit. Ksi: Let’s check his monthly listeners. Cal: what sea creatures.... CapGunTom: Safety
Calfreezy *gets easy ones wrong*
Literally everyone *cries in brain cells.*
I knew the sea horse one cuz I read an under the sea book back in primary school, and reading about that seahorse ting blew my mind.
This is a banger tv show idea
Only true fans remember were Harry’s doctor pepper shirt came from
I swear on my life “seahorse” is the only one I got (out of the hard ones)
Ngl I rate those shoes bro I really rate those, simple neat clean and yet have a class to em, proud of you mate been years since I’ve been following you, god bless all good vibes
“I bet u no one guessed sea horse”
*cries in marine biologist*
Edit: I didn’t say I was a marine biologist I just said it as a joke, and PLEASE dont go to the replies I’m scared for your brains, if u wanna see people who’s iq is less than room temperature then go ahead, otherwise please don’t got there, if u care about ur braincells just don’t
Class comment
You upload apex legend videos inconsistently and only get 1 or 2 views, your no marine biologist, 😬
I’m not sure the iq of the people in the replies is above room temperature (except the first one love u my man)
SpectralDragon you’re*
Viewo Plays you’re*
Harry defo wasn’t thinking of ‘ber’ 9:46
Love this video
The most entertaining vid i saw today 😂😂😂
I'm from Denmark, and i did not understand one single bit about the condom part. Nice one Cal
He also said "In Denmark" wouldn't it be "In Danish" ?
GIIIIBBBBYYYYYYYY
I just got an Etoro advert which started "i've got two words for you" i was like well you've just won $20k congrats aha
Callux coming out with the new sketchers
Is it just me that acted like a mega speng and saw the hashtag on twitter and read it as Not-wo-ways and now feel extra special when they say no two ways 🤣🤣😭😭
Lux: Ironman, the Hulk and Dr. Strange are all examples of what?
Cal: I've gone for Super
Harry: Heroes (while writing "Heros")
notwoways look sick shame i cant afford em :(
Literally 99% wont see this but if you do,have a great year and stay safe (read my name btw❤️✨)
Can you do more of this plz so jokes
The best three guys to film a video together
"Quater pounder hold the cheese" gave me flashbacks to when freezy said on his stream "I order a taco and hold the lettuce"
Cal: we’re a divorced family Me: so you were married to your family??
Ngl them shoes are mad sick 🔥👀
Lowkey Callux makes the best content
8:27 that was cool how his arm went into freezy's box 😂
They need a podcast.
Cal: lemme show you a little teaser
Also cal: shows the whole shoe
Joshua Weismann called, he wants his music back :') Nah I am kidding bro, they look sick. you have created and amazing following, absolute inspiration to us all
Harry still hand delivering them fire shoes
Harry: "I've always got bags on me"
Cal: °-°
8:50 *slowly puts away fun facts about oceans book*
Aye man I respect the hustle lux u get tha bag 💰
Why do the shoes actually look colddddddd
You know you're excited when it says No Views.
My first pair of NoTwoWays are supposed to come in today 🥰
I got sea horse right away 😂😂😂😅
Danish person in the comments here and "condom" is "kondom". Never heard the word Cal just said
Same, he said something that wasn't even close to Danish - "Kondom" is one word 6 letters he said like 20 letters
never heard the word he said lol
He saying "Svangerskabs forbigående middel". It's not a thing, as you know... "Svangerskabsmiddel" would have been.
I don't get how Callux can pronounce something so simple, so badly. English: "Condom" with a C. Danish: "Kondom" with a K. And we don't even see the question... We just hear how badly Callux' danish pronoucination is. Yikes
Det er også svært at bruge Google translate i guess
Danish people in the comments: well its called a "kondom" just like in English
The jack black one got me haha
They are 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Harry saying “lines” is definitely getting clipped
when harry says "lines" that is definetly getting clipped
Those shoes are abouloutly gorgeous I need them 😍
Love when you 3 make videos together
I think he's shoes are so nice but would be nice with a colour combination of Black orange and red
Who else thought the video replayed when he repeated the joe sugg question