Pro tip. If a creepy dude approaches you, start laughing maniacly with wide eyes and a crazy smile while you start running at him with your nail file, holding it like a knife. It works. I’ve tried.
Reminds me of a time in my sophomore year: I'm home alone at night in the middle of winter within the suburbs, I hear someone trying to get in thru the backdoor. I was 260lbs., in my underwear, and I'm normally shy and polite. Unfortunately for wannabe thief, I've got a nasty confrontational side of me I keep under wraps. I grabbed my refurbished fire axe and surprisingly, I was able to go out the side door and crouch step thru the snow about 10 feet behind the idiot. I just screeched and jumped around behind him like an idiot, manboobs flailing angrily in the wind. I've never seen someone run that fast in my life. His switchblade dropped outta his hoodie as he sped off, and I never saw him again. I had fun, got a knife for free, and told no one, until now that is. Btw that house I lived in was private property, with no trespassing and no solicitors signs posted.
“My girls didn’t know how dangerous it was and I couldn’t find my keys. All I kept thinking about was how kids don’t know how dangerous this situation was while I dug in my purse for the keys. The man talked to my girls while I tried to hide the fact that I was digging in my purse for my car keys.” LADY PLEASEE COME ON ALREADY!!
Lucky for him Dahmer did NOT randomly abduct dudes from the mall so his experience was likely with a different weirdo or he drastically misread the situation
Yo, that story about the pregnant mom with her kids and the weird dude that kept talking to them was pretty scary because that could have happened to anyone. My first reaction to that would be the same as hers, unlock the car and get in. I wouldn't have expected a tactic like that from the man, but I'm glad I'm was able to listen to that story, food for thought.
Yeah, honestly, I listen to these stories not to hear the horror (or more likely the overreactions of a nervous person in these recent stories), but I listen to spot the fakes and lies and inconsistencies :D
For some reason, the one about the guy taking out his dentures and chucking them at the passing car while screeching is pretty hilarious. Even more so if you close your eyes and paint the scenario in your head.
The story about the pregnant mom trying to find her keys with a creeper talking to her kids, is a story I have already heard like 10 times. I love listening to these stories, but when I start hearing repeats I'm more likely to shut it off and move on. Sorry about the complaint Just Read, just wanted to let you know since you are by far my fave youtuber/storyteller.
Dude perfect timing I'm literally in ny closet trying to save a mouse from dying along with the 14 other mice I've found in the hole in my wall that I have now uncovered
Wow, that 2nd story was horrifying. Someone was a bit inappropriate for a while, then stopped. *shudder* How will I ever sleep with the light off again?
Why was that man still in the mall after already assaulting multiple women?🤨🙄🤦🏼♀️ He should have left in the backseat of a cop car after the first offense..🤷🏼♀️ Idk, maybe I’m wrong?🤔😐😑
seysamato It’s one of the most bull shot issues we deal with as humans. A woman basically has to be dead before cops will do anything at all🙄🙄🙄. So many preventable deaths they have on their hands..
Wait whaaaat? So a mass shooter can easily bring a gun into a mall, but their staff can't even have one for protection, what kind of backwards ass logic is that? 🤔
I agree. Unfortunately, very few security guards, mall or otherwise, are allowed to carry guns. As if that weren't bad enough, many don't have any more authority than you or me when it comes to "citizens arrest". Most security guards are more for a deterrent than intervention. Kinda defeats the purpose most of them get into that field for in the first place... 🤷♀️
The creepy guy really wanted to give you lollipops and gummy bears but you're mom was too mean and scared him away 😂.. He wanted to give you his hard lollipop 🍭😂, wholesome!
some of these are obviously jokes. im an adult and i dress gothic-ish. people look at me sideways all the time, sometimes so-much so that it creeps ME out. thats not the look i was going for lol
Wow...while ur cursing with anxiety in your head, for not finding those keys, you were being blessed and protected the whole time. Crazy!..Glad you all made it out alive and well.🫶
My best friend works at the mall. I sent her a story doing a little history of the mall. There was a shooting in the store she works in in the late 80s. Good times.
You did it! probably a coincidence, but like 3 videos ago I asked you to bring back the demon deer. But I've never seen this intro with this demon deer/Wendigo, it's definitely badass also. Bring back the one when he's walking towards the viewers. Also, awesome narrations, man like always.
Bruh me too. When I worked at Margaritville I would be there till like 12:30 am or so - MAD creepy at night. They still play music but it echoes and they only have the spotlights on.
A bogan is an Australian slang to describe certain type of people. I myself don't know how to explain it but I know exactly what's about. Leaving that be, I agree with you. Seriously, some Australian kids are SO out of touche with the real world. Scared to death over a methhead that didn't even do anything to you?! C'mon! Expecting police to surveillance the area over some druggie that is nothing more than obnoxious?! And before someone throws a tantrum, I'm Australian too xx
Story #3 People NEVER leave your kids unattended ANYWHERE freaking period!!! Story #9 yeah dude I carry concealed so please wait for me. Story #10 Wait so this guy had attacked people multiple times and was not arrested and banned?! WTF!
Yeah me and my husband listen to about 6 different story tellers everynigh, and it wasn't just Hearing the stories before it was the. Same order and everything,so same video,that was why I asked if everything was okay
Story No.1 Mace or pepper spray is NOT permitted or legal for any security staff to carry, or be used, in any situation. You can’t even purchase it anywhere, so I’m calling bs 💩 on that first story.
Anyone else cringe at “European looking, blue eyes, light hair, light skin, so not very intimidating. But my ETHNIC friend on the other hand”. Like bro what.
First?
Pro tip. If a creepy dude approaches you, start laughing maniacly with wide eyes and a crazy smile while you start running at him with your nail file, holding it like a knife. It works. I’ve tried.
He acting crazier than they are works well with most of them.
Reminds me of a time in my sophomore year: I'm home alone at night in the middle of winter within the suburbs, I hear someone trying to get in thru the backdoor. I was 260lbs., in my underwear, and I'm normally shy and polite. Unfortunately for wannabe thief, I've got a nasty confrontational side of me I keep under wraps. I grabbed my refurbished fire axe and surprisingly, I was able to go out the side door and crouch step thru the snow about 10 feet behind the idiot.
I just screeched and jumped around behind him like an idiot, manboobs flailing angrily in the wind. I've never seen someone run that fast in my life. His switchblade dropped outta his hoodie as he sped off, and I never saw him again. I had fun, got a knife for free, and told no one, until now that is. Btw that house I lived in was private property, with no trespassing and no solicitors signs posted.
Gus Strandberg hahahahahahah! That's scary, brave and funny
I’ve always wanted to try this
Scary stories, part 3: "Crazy woman with knife attacked me, when I wanted to ask her, what time it was".
Idk why but the guy taking his dentures out, screeching and throwing it at her car made me laugh 😂 just a funny image in my head
me too
Trinity J right my husband was sleeping and I started laughing and he got startled awake 😂😂😂😂
Hahah
Absolute legend
When your 6’5” and the guy is still a head taller 😰
Like 10 feet 6 inches.
You're! Nor your
These stories are scary but his voice is so calming
I fall asleep to this every night 😂😂
@@yagibug Same, lots of people find it creepy, but I don't really hear the story, just the soothing voice
Listen well!
That's why we sasquatches stay in the deep woods and never go to the mall
Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access cant blame them- I’m very much like the Sasquatches except the deep woods would be my flat
Well I prefer smaller places myself Bigfoot.😂
Smart. I don't go to the mall either
Me too without my dad
😂😂😂😂😂 then how do u find ur women
My 9 year old daughter is sick and your voice has helped her relax and rest. Thank you!
“My girls didn’t know how dangerous it was and I couldn’t find my keys. All I kept thinking about was how kids don’t know how dangerous this situation was while I dug in my purse for the keys. The man talked to my girls while I tried to hide the fact that I was digging in my purse for my car keys.” LADY PLEASEE COME ON ALREADY!!
ababyfrog I’m reminded of that scene from Get Out.
Always have key in hand before leaving the premises!
Story #3 - Good on Mama Bear. Protecting her cub. Pregnant women can be the scariest thing a person can face, when their children are threatened.
Then you get Story 5 - man even attacking a pregnant woman 😂 nothing better to do with his life
Moral of the story: Just stay in your house and never interact with people
Zink Hero of TH-cam flashes back to spongebob episode...
Spoken like a true mole person lol
And trust no one.
You're crazy. I walk alone at night. Wait, am I a creeper?
@@sexy3691 I am a mole person
It’s always really neat to see the differences in how narrators read the same stories.
That second to last story really freaked me out. I'd straight up be dead because I would of been trying to get in my vehicle as fast as possible.
Imagine having the opportunity to tell someone you were almost a victim of a serial killer like Dahmer..scary yet interesting.
Lucky for him Dahmer did NOT randomly abduct dudes from the mall so his experience was likely with a different weirdo or he drastically misread the situation
Not your fault let's read. But the amount of times I've heard story 1 is Incredible. Everyone seems to love doing that story.
Yo, that story about the pregnant mom with her kids and the weird dude that kept talking to them was pretty scary because that could have happened to anyone. My first reaction to that would be the same as hers, unlock the car and get in. I wouldn't have expected a tactic like that from the man, but I'm glad I'm was able to listen to that story, food for thought.
I’m sorry, is that one story referencing an experience from a 3 year old 😳 ? ..I could barely remember what I did yesterday 🤔
Yeah, honestly, I listen to these stories not to hear the horror (or more likely the overreactions of a nervous person in these recent stories), but I listen to spot the fakes and lies and inconsistencies :D
None of these are believable
Lol same
Some of us do have early life memories. Most don't, but I do.
Michele Walburn 3 years old though ? ..most kids can’t even speak till nearly 3 lol
For some reason, the one about the guy taking out his dentures and chucking them at the passing car while screeching is pretty hilarious. Even more so if you close your eyes and paint the scenario in your head.
Super 80's vibe from that intro.
This is my favorite of all the intros! DOPE
Anyone else here to sleep? This guy's voice is so relaxing it melts away all my crazy night time thoughts and before you know it zzzzzzzzzzzds
I feel like I've heard most if not all of these stories
Same
Could’ve been earlier but wasn’t ready to sleep yet, but now I am :)
Lol thanks now I can wash the dishes ☺️
Jasmine Robles literally 😂
I listen while the dishes too! Only way to get through them
I felt that
I do chores around the house while listening to podcasts, sometimes even when I do my makeup 😆❤️
M J w
The story about the pregnant mom trying to find her keys with a creeper talking to her kids, is a story I have already heard like 10 times. I love listening to these stories, but when I start hearing repeats I'm more likely to shut it off and move on. Sorry about the complaint Just Read, just wanted to let you know since you are by far my fave youtuber/storyteller.
The Jeffrey Dahmer one gave me chills. Very creepy.
My friends dad worked with dahmer at the chocolate factory where he kept heads..
@@gizmo3714 duuuude nooo waaay!!!
tbh you post more than mr nightmare and that’s why i’m kinda watching you way more now
Yay now I can settle down for bed, love your videos xx
The real horror is that people still go to malls
@Jason Valance keep feeding the corporate monster, good for u.
Moron
I try to shop locally owned small businesses. But that’s just me.
I make my own stuff and recycle my toilet paper.
@@brocowsci Your the moron
Jason Valance Exactly it makes more sense because most people still have to shop and they do it online which is even worse
Me: can’t wait to falls asleep to this 😌
Dude perfect timing I'm literally in ny closet trying to save a mouse from dying along with the 14 other mice I've found in the hole in my wall that I have now uncovered
Ew
Jk:p
Hopefully they are ok
@@michellel75 oh I meant the 14+ other mice were all dead piled up around the hole in my wall
@V B starvation
Rylee Joy omg i would cry if i found that😭😭😭
Wow, that 2nd story was horrifying.
Someone was a bit inappropriate for a while, then stopped. *shudder*
How will I ever sleep with the light off again?
1st story was in a vid you posted a couple of years ago. I have a vivid memory of your reading it.
Right, off to sleep listening to my favourite narrator 😊
i love you and your content, also listen to every episode of your podcast because it is that good❤️ please don”t ever stop reading me to sleep
I've heard the 1st story somewhere before
I was just thinking that, it's on volume 1
@@latoyah1624 I knew it! Lol thank u!
Nice vid very epik would watch again
Yayy I finally came early😊❤️ thank you for another awesome video
I already know it's going to be awesome before I listen to it.
Bed time for me now 😁
Destiny USA is 5 mins from my house and people often get shot and stabbed in there. I refuse to set foot in that mall.
Yay!! Can't wait to go to sleep tonight!
You. Are. The. Man.
Thanks so much for getting me to sleep every night!
Just in time for bedtime, i love you guys so much!!
If I ever witness something like in the first story, that guy will not get away.
Why was that man still in the mall after already assaulting multiple women?🤨🙄🤦🏼♀️
He should have left in the backseat of a cop car after the first offense..🤷🏼♀️
Idk, maybe I’m wrong?🤔😐😑
Katie Moehring no your not wrong but it is unfortunately common
seysamato
It’s one of the most bull shot issues we deal with as humans. A woman basically has to be dead before cops will do anything at all🙄🙄🙄. So many preventable deaths they have on their hands..
This man's voice should be a scented candle.
Yay! About to fold laundry without hating it so much now.. thanks! 😂🖤
@@memphisskallywag7683 hard pass...
That second to last story had me shook! Makes me nervous to use my key fob now. 👀
In 1990 my best friend and I spent the night in a mall and the only scary thing that happened to us - is we got caught the next day.
LOVING THE NEW INTRO
A wide eyed bright grin plastered on the creeps face
Wait whaaaat? So a mass shooter can easily bring a gun into a mall, but their staff can't even have one for protection, what kind of backwards ass logic is that? 🤔
I agree. Unfortunately, very few security guards, mall or otherwise, are allowed to carry guns. As if that weren't bad enough, many don't have any more authority than you or me when it comes to "citizens arrest". Most security guards are more for a deterrent than intervention. Kinda defeats the purpose most of them get into that field for in the first place... 🤷♀️
Thank you internet for Amazon! Never have to go to mall again!
I do the same
Woooaah! Loved it! 👻💚
Had a feeling it was Dahmer falling. If it’s possible maybe make a video about close encounters with serial killers ??
The creepy guy really wanted to give you lollipops and gummy bears but you're mom was too mean and scared him away 😂.. He wanted to give you his hard lollipop 🍭😂, wholesome!
You always post when I need it!!
How often do you upload these to your spotify podcast?
Imagine blaming security and bystanders about you being stalked when you, at no point, tried to tell anyone you were in trouble 🙄
Thank you for helping me fall asleep 🙏🙏
Let’s read is the best on TH-cam my wife n kids really enjoy your story bro
The intro is a masterpiece!
I love this! Thank you for sharing your amazing voice with us!! 💖
Thank you
Right in time for my bed time 😍
Best intro ever. Thank you !
Me seeing this inside the mall now paranoid
some of these are obviously jokes. im an adult and i dress gothic-ish. people look at me sideways all the time, sometimes so-much so that it creeps ME out. thats not the look i was going for lol
Wow...while ur cursing with anxiety in your head, for not finding those keys, you were being blessed and protected the whole time. Crazy!..Glad you all made it out alive and well.🫶
99.8% of these are hard to believe
lmao yess i love denture man!
I like the story where Ted Bundy turns into Jeffery Dahmer.
Lmao
How is nobody else noticing this lol
Or John Wayne Gacey
My best friend works at the mall. I sent her a story doing a little history of the mall. There was a shooting in the store she works in in the late 80s. Good times.
do you have any merchandise
YESSS I NEEDED THIS
I’m earlyyyyy!!! 😱❤️❤️❤️
You did it! probably a coincidence, but like 3 videos ago I asked you to bring back the demon deer. But I've never seen this intro with this demon deer/Wendigo, it's definitely badass also. Bring back the one when he's walking towards the viewers. Also, awesome narrations, man like always.
Its a moose man man
Idk, Antlers don't look like that on a moose, Man.
In ready to listen on this chilly night
I could've sworn I've heard the 1st story before but oh well
ZachPlayz same
Same
3rd time I'm hearing it.
Many times
Omg the intro is so creepy and I LOVE it
Whew. Now I can poop. I mean sleep.
I live in the town where destiny USA is so i was like woah when I heard the story about it
Bruh me too. When I worked at Margaritville I would be there till like 12:30 am or so - MAD creepy at night. They still play music but it echoes and they only have the spotlights on.
What’s a bogan? And in what universe will a police department spend months watching a place for some dude unless he’s a well known major criminal?
A bogan is an Australian slang to describe certain type of people. I myself don't know how to explain it but I know exactly what's about. Leaving that be, I agree with you. Seriously, some Australian kids are SO out of touche with the real world. Scared to death over a methhead that didn't even do anything to you?! C'mon! Expecting police to surveillance the area over some druggie that is nothing more than obnoxious?! And before someone throws a tantrum, I'm Australian too xx
omg first time im earlyy
Love the intro ❤
Love the Aussie accent 😂😂❤️
Destiny USA is in Syracuse NY. A giant monolith of a mall set inside an impoverished city.
Love the intro
the "difficult finding keys" story is really scary for me
Where tf is 5‘10 „very small build“?
Probably meant thin
Scary
My man stole a tampon box😂🤣😂🤣
Story #3 People NEVER leave your kids unattended ANYWHERE freaking period!!! Story #9 yeah dude I carry concealed so please wait for me. Story #10 Wait so this guy had attacked people multiple times and was not arrested and banned?! WTF!
New intro is schweet!
heard: "serial killer" "milwaukee" and my brain goes: "ah, dahmer" took the "surprise" from that story, but still kinda creepy...
Why the replay of stories,is everything okay?
I'm pretty sure the majority of the stories in this upload were repeats. I'm glad I'm not the only one to notice.
?! What I’ve haven’t heard these in any of his other videos
Yeah me and my husband listen to about 6 different story tellers everynigh, and it wasn't just Hearing the stories before it was the. Same order and everything,so same video,that was why I asked if everything was okay
Wow.... that story with the pregnant mom and kids. My adrenaline was high. These creepy dudes yo! Idk what I would have done
Lovely combo of vodka & rotting meat in the story #4 at around 14:00 minutes. Smh I would've puked right then & there.
Hiya from 2024! Love you TH-camJoel! 👍🤘Thank you! Thank you! 💚🦋💚
Story No.1 Mace or pepper spray is NOT permitted or legal for any security staff to carry, or be used, in any situation. You can’t even purchase it anywhere, so I’m calling bs 💩 on that first story.
Anyone else cringe at “European looking, blue eyes, light hair, light skin, so not very intimidating. But my ETHNIC friend on the other hand”. Like bro what.
👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻