As someone who use to play those Just Dance games with the wii remote, putting on the strap is definitely important for not only your safety but the wii remote's safety as well.
I cracked open my fortune cookie while watching this. The fortune literally said, "If your work is not finished, blame it on the computer." Unbelievable.
At 18:30 mark says "I have a funny feeling I know how this is going to end" then at 18:31 there is writing in the burrito and it says really. Pretty weird
first part of the video: * Mark being giddy, excited, and full of energy * the rest of the video: * anger, sadness, frustration, and going utterly insane- *
I've made the mistake of throwing my controller before...And subsequently forgot I could take the VR headpiece off...So I was just fumbling around trying to find my controller for well over a minute...
Sabrina Doll yea its the weirdest thing when you take it off and go back into reality (I have an htc vive) also I can’t tell you how many times I have hit the wall 😂😂
Cayla Clark Excuse me I Was Just Trying To Be Funny I'm Sorry if It wasn't to You But I'm 11 and I Have a Funny Bone So I'm Sorry I'm Easy to Make Laugh Ok Ok 👌
I doubt anyone is gonna see this but I watched this video back when I was 9 or 10 years old. I watched this video at least a hundred times throughout the years, imagining what I’d do in the this game. Finally 8 years later, I’m actually buying a VR headset for myself (the new Quest 3S) to be specific. I cannot wait to try this out for myself!
no! this is corrupting the entire world! everyone evacuate this area! I will quarantine the area. the world will be free from the horrible event that they call a "septiplier"
1:48 Markiplier's reaction is priceless when he throws his controller by accident
He has money, he can even buy you
no reason to buy a worthless "h0|rIny"furry
Let this be a lesson. When the headset says to strap on the controllers, you listen.
"WAAAAUGH!"
As someone who use to play those Just Dance games with the wii remote, putting on the strap is definitely important for not only your safety but the wii remote's safety as well.
11:07
"Mind if I keep this?"
*Seconds later*
"Why did you leave this?"
Wrong timestamp tho 11:06
eeeeeĖee
@@nolongeralv F
@@mathiasegea3066 g
@@traktor420 h
I cracked open my fortune cookie while watching this. The fortune literally said, "If your work is not finished, blame it on the computer."
Unbelievable.
Illuminati confirmed lol
That's just a shitty fortune
Wtf it's hilarious and stupid at the same time😂😂😂😂
Basically me
weird part was there was a forutne cookie in th game
No one:
Not even a single soul:
Markiplier: **Proceeds to steal Boss Bot’s glasses, wear them, and put them back on**
i have this game, and i can confirm i did the exact same thing
@@user-cz7bw5ul9s same lmao
stfu jokes old
@@user-cz7bw5ul9ssame
The moment he sticks his head in the shredder is so unreasonably funny...
I watched that part over and over 😂🤣🤣
@@molliesims4836 Me too!
Uhhh... ok.
when he throws the job bot toy in the shredder... holy shit
yeah
0:08 when you eat 3 vitamin gummies and the recommended amount is 1
Limes4Ever 😂😂
Tim Ryan yessssssssssssssssss
Tim Ryan hahhahhahhaha jokes on you I hate an entire bottle UwU
wow I'm rolling on the floor laughing it's so funny. I can't stop laughing at this...
Tim Ryan when I eat 3 before class I was so smart
But remember It was in them past
I have died of laughter when he threw the control at the lamp
Yes
+Temmie What really got me was seeing his hand in-game flying across the room.
+Temmie Omg me too I couldn't stop XD
didnt we all XD
ai loled wen he said a fak u o shit u shit
Markiplier: I dont even know how to throw
Also Markiplier: Throws hands across rooms
Oh how the shadows were forward...
15:58 Markiplier ignores the bot's screams for help. It was at this moment mark knew, Dark was around the corner.
TheDiamondArcher I was just gonna say the same thing he was like- "SOMEBODY HELP"
I thought I was crazy
I was searching the comments hoping I wasn't insane
fun fact: it’s an achievement
The subtitles when he was dancing XD
(Markiplier starts the routine mating dance)
Lol I saw that too😅
Omg I saw it and its so funny
@TheVibeCorner yes. As we can see, the Markiplier species always practice their traditional mating dance, to seduce others before ~mating~
@@randomguyontheinternet9107 "whilest doing the signature mating call truly a remarkable Call"
@@braxtonthelucario2129 the angry grunting when he types in the password is the call XD
"I'm blowing so good!" this is why I need two watch Mark with headphones
Ikr
to*
Hahaha yep
Watching without it is risky xD
+Kate is not in Australia #NSFW
Mark 2016: OH GOD, I ATE THE BAG! AM I GONNA DIE?!
Mark 2019: mmmmm tasty action figure... oh im choking. hah.
Yeah... he’s an idiot. Also, I love your profile pic.
15:57 The little robot Mark shredded called for help O_O
"SOMEBODY HEellp....."
*shredding*
I was all like *inhales* noOoOOooooooo****
+Beth Jones *but nobody came
+Maricel Lawaan Don't remind me of Undertale, I only stopped crying myself to sleep last week. ;-;
I laughed so hard at that part! XD
*If someone walked in the room at **14:25** they would just see Mark crouched on the ground screaming*
Cue Amy backing away slowly
@@stabbamonroll Nah she's used to it by now lmao /j
Ahhhhhhhh-mark 2016
Screaming at Jane
At 18:30 mark says "I have a funny feeling I know how this is going to end" then at 18:31 there is writing in the burrito and it says really. Pretty weird
Lucy Bear you could’ve just said a second later
first part of the video: * Mark being giddy, excited, and full of energy *
the rest of the video: * anger, sadness, frustration, and going utterly insane- *
Like a regular office worker
Mark: Ok, bye Job Bot.
*Mark puts Job bot in the shredder*
Job Bot: Somebody Help!
tonyvld HEHE LOL
Did you guys know that humans have enough bones to make a skeleton?
+Robswifi O.M.G.
😐
oHmYgOd
2spooky4me
Mind blown
Mark is the reason HTC put straps on the controller, and he still throws it xD
Yup XD
+Danny Marks DONT SPEAK ILL OF MARKIMOO SENPAI!!
Totally XD
That is completely true.
+Danny Marks
"AHH.....WHAT DID I HIT?"
In game? You hit RoboDick
In the real world? A Lamp
4:23 I love how Mark throws something at a bot and blames it on Job Bot
"hey fuck bag, wake up"
Omg i love you
No it's "Hey FUCKBAG,WAKE UP!!!"
HEY FUCKBAG WAKE UP!😤
😂😂
Lol
My dad walked in when he screamed that XD
It looks like mark.exe has thrown his own hand.
Lets fix him with a controlled shock
overused comment joke but still funny
BUZZZZ
Sister Location huh nice.
Imagine if that actually happened=
“AAAAHJHDFJHDSKSJXOSKSNDJM IEHDODDUENFBDFJEHFEDJIEDHEIDBINSKSBJKCWEHKUFEODHEUSI”
XDDDD
1:52 Now what would happen if that was a *wii remote* without the strap worn?
Anarchy .Monarch It would *destroy* the lamp. Those things are *rock solid.*
@@spacechat2432 YEA CAUSE ITS A THANOS BRICK
Alienface :D *D E A T H*
Alienface :D the world would explode
I have an oculas and the straps are super annoying and hard to put on, they dont lock or anything
The captions killed me, "(Markiplier starts the routine mating dance) biddeliddleliddleiddleliddle..." 0:08 XD
3:37
Mark- SHUT UP!!! *weird noises I cant make*
**picks up phone** hello?
Me- **dies laughing**
LovelyRadiant Unicorn he was acting like a -seal-
ARF AARF ARC ARFA RAF
argh. Argh arc arf arfh arrgh
My mom when she gets a call while yelling at me
He sounded like a mix between an angry monkey and a seal
Floof the Fox
yep
I feel like this is how mark would be if he had to actually work in a shitty office lol
+Hacuracy Probably
According to the description, he has. Miiight explain the bitterness. XD
+Hacuracy I wish he would've thrown bossbot's glasses in the shredder too
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIIIIIGGT Kevin Hart anyone? No? Okay
+Avery Robinson No kid. It's called Dazed and Confused. When you get older maybe you'll watch it.
1:07 bu bu... **blowing noises** hu bu... ITS SO REALISTIC!!!!!! **10/10 realism**
I read this comment as this part happend 😂😂😂
I'm so sorry Mark, but I completely lost it when you threw the controller at the lamp, forgetting that this is a *simulation* 😂
I've made the mistake of throwing my controller before...And subsequently forgot I could take the VR headpiece off...So I was just fumbling around trying to find my controller for well over a minute...
Lol
I wish I had VR. All I have is the Samsung gear vr
Thats why you Play Playstation VR and use the straps.ALWAYS USE THE STRAPS ON PS VR.THEY ARE THE BEST ON THE MARKET!
Commandbaker333 That is a good VR headset Go to Legoland and holy hell
I use PSVR.
Please help me it is torture I’m waiting for the second one to come out AHHHHHH!
Notice he tries to eat everything in these videos
send him food he needs it
It plessurs him
True
mark: oh its that a chair? *NOM NOM NOM*
He forgot to eat trash
I laughed my ass off when the controller hit the light
That was expected especially because it's Mark
Same thoughhh
SAME
Same, and I'm in class
Sama
18:06 When you're through your 8 hour shift then your manager asks you to stay after a bit
"I like my coffee like I like my soul... Black." Dan?
Dan..
Darkiplier :0
glad i wasn't the only one who thought this.
Stella Jennfors #philuminaticonfirmed
+Violist99 PROTIP!
I fucking died Laughing when Mark lost his hand
WHADDYA WANT ME TO DO READ IT IMA THROW IT AT THE LAAAAMP
+Blue Flame Studios I was waiting for that day someone really throws the controller.
+Blue Flame Studios surprisingly good hand tracking there
+Blue Flame Studios A lesson in why you should wear the wrist straps
+Blue Flame Studios you think that robot boss would of fired mark on the spot for throwing that paper ? but naaa
"Aright, alright, alriiiiigghhhttt..ohshit oshIT Oh FUUCKKK" ~ Markiplier describing everyones 2016 perfectly.
+kittyloserface Yup.
xD
true😂
Me during the elections.
+kittyloserface More like to me Oh Fuck Oh fuck oh shiit...alright alright GOOOOD.
0:00
Mark: "Alright alright alriiiigggghhht"
Me: The Last of Us playthrough flashbacks
Umm it's not working for me 00:01
HE SAID IT SO MUCH
now if that aint the best intro to a video idk what is
jay thosonmp watch Baking Simulator bro
I lost my shit when he threw his controller
2:00 OH GOD MARK'S HAND GOT CHOPPED OFF HIS INVISIBLE ARMS xD
Yes
Same
Exactly
Me too I could not stop laughing 😂😂
Markiplier: "IT'S SO REALISTIC!!!"
Us: "Yes Mark, because backwards hands are so realistic... Lol."
😂😂 omg
+Marvelty The hands fixed themselves
I think they did... But the fact that he was going to leave them that way is funny!
+Marvelty glad to see marks not trying whatsoever, so no idea wether this is worth the money to get
Lol true!
Nobody:
Not a single person:
Mark: *_IT’S SO REALISTIC!!!11!1!1_*
Am i the only one who heard mini job bot scream when he was put in the shredder?
Y o u c a n n o t g r a s p t h e t r u e n a t u r e o f g i y g a s a t t a c k
Nope
*Nerp*
nope
Nope
Job bot: "here comes supervisor bot better look busy"
Mark: 4:55 "makes werid sounds and dances"
Shadow Night98 k
Shadow Night98 b
uagblehblehbleh in caption thank me later
Shadow Night98
Shadow Night98 he's not dancing
Omg 50% of this video is Mark saying "UGHHHHHHHHH"... Gotta love Markimoo 😂
AwesomeTH-camrFangirl the other 50% is mark cussing
neko girl yup!
6:34
“This guy’s green I like this guy!”
*Happy Jacksepticeye noises*
i laughed so hard when he threw his remote
So did I, XD
same
same😂😂😂
mee to
me too lol XD
"I'm blowing so good!" ~ Markiplier
I also listed some Markiplier Quotes! Check them out above!
I like my coffee like I like my soul , BLACK ! - markiplier
+Hats Suck that sounds like something Dan Howell (danisnotonfire) would say
"Hey, Fuckbag, Wake Up" ~Markiplier 2016
awesome
6:34 "This guy's green I like him"
Jack's green.
You like him.
#SeptiplierAway
No.
beautiful
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING. 😂😂
This made my life complete
Jack even named a character in the game "Mark".
Whenever I'm having a bad day i come back to these job vr videos and it always makes everything better 😂😂
I got the VR over Christmas, it actually feels like you're in there.
...Can't say I haven't thrown the remote through a door
Sabrina Doll same
lol
lol
Sabrina Doll yea its the weirdest thing when you take it off and go back into reality (I have an htc vive) also I can’t tell you how many times I have hit the wall 😂😂
I have one but it doesn't have the controls
"OMG it's so realistic. I can blow these! I'm blowing so good!"
-Markiplier 2016✨
#SeptiplierAway
👏🏻👏🏻
+BellaTheDinozaur SEPTIPLIER AWAYYYYYY
+Lillylove101 OMG I FOUND MY FAM
+MarkipIier Can you not
I want more if this! It's amazing xD
of*
Same
Agreed
+Emilia Bazlyankova
I like this video just as I like my soul... black :)
Yessss!!!!!! More plz
"We have human bodily needs, I need to go home and look at porn"
LMAO
"fuck you, i want your mustache, you bring it to me." i laughed really hard lol/
11:17
13:43
also made me laugh
CandyKitKat 18:14 was hilarious.
CandyKitKat so did I.
CandyKitKat 14:14 close your eyes and listen to this. Lmao
Shivnay Kumar oml thank you XD
I laughed as I watched this in my cubicle. T_T
Worrd 😏
Your boss is so mad at you
I laughed as I watched this in my man cave
I'm on a coach lol
+Lolpronip im playing titanfall as I watch
Mark:"I Should Probably put the Safety bands on"That would be a Smart Thing To Do" 1 Second Later...Mark:"But I ain't That!" Me:*Dead From Laughing*
AllieCamoCat _9 I did not laugh at eney of his videos o I'm 9 so do not crept my spelling ok ok
Cayla Clark Excuse me I Was Just Trying To Be Funny I'm Sorry if It wasn't to You But I'm 11 and I Have a Funny Bone So I'm Sorry I'm Easy to Make Laugh Ok Ok 👌
Cayla Clark, Any* Correct* lol
Lmao gj
3:21
Once again rewatching this series once every year, currently on a 6 year streak
I got an ad with chica on the moon with a Markiplier logo flag and a remix of marks outro
And Mark was flying in the background
WHAT
Grimcreeper WC oh yeah, it's Symphonic Brush, and he's a lil' genius
And also it wasn't Mark's outro, it was 'Space is cool' mashed up with 'Boat Dog'
Grimcreeper WC LMAO SAME
Anny Shkilionok YES
R u a warriors fan?
The exit burrito said "REALLY?"
Yup
I paused it just to read it and then I realized it's down in the comments >:(
+Rainbow Stabber I'm sorry xD
Rainbow Stabber so sorry
+Julie Jiang 69 likes
Robots don't look at porn? I dunno I reckon they get their floppy disks turn into a hard drive when they see uncovered circuit boards...
genius
+Ian Baines Oh my...
+Ian Baines Best comment ever
+Ian Baines I would like this comment but it's at 42 likes omg
Mungebimp13 93 now lol
8:38
Mark- im a human I don’t do with plastic
Yea say that to the kardashians
Yes I know this video is old but I wanted to comment
Oh god, I get it XD
15:58 top ten saddest anime deaths
I died when he showed the picture to the robot and threw it
Me: You're assistant to the supervisor
Mark: I'M ASSISTANT SUPERVISOR
Me: Not in this *OFFICE*
I doubt anyone is gonna see this but I watched this video back when I was 9 or 10 years old. I watched this video at least a hundred times throughout the years, imagining what I’d do in the this game. Finally 8 years later, I’m actually buying a VR headset for myself (the new Quest 3S) to be specific. I cannot wait to try this out for myself!
i watched them when i was a kid too, now here i am with a quest 2 and just played through the office section, man the memories came back and here i am
Jack: "That's awesome! It's so real-looking!" Mark: *instantly throws controller at lamp*
+GameNinja Hence why I find Mark infinitely more relatable.
"I need to go home and watch porn, you robots don't understand."
Markiplier 2017
2016*
Shivnay Kumar i
Shivnay Kumar o no
Shivnay Kumar it was said in 2016 not 2017 XD
this was in 2016...
"I like my coffee like I like my soul BLACK!"
I thought he liked his coffee like he likes his women... iced dark roast wink wonk
That One Wierd Girl he is
rasic
Do you want some creamer
i like my meat like my men... raw and uncut
0:02 when you forget about the zoom call
"This guy's green - I like him!"
Catherine Moonbell DATS RACIST
Catherine Moonbell SEPTIPLIER AWAYY!!! ❤
*Sits in the corner fangirling so hard*
no! this is corrupting the entire world! everyone evacuate this area! I will quarantine the area.
the world will be free from the horrible event that they call a "septiplier"
Ultrashadow 360 I didn't even directly mention septiplier I just quoted the video
And that, kids, is why the Wii-mote has a wrist strap.
1:50 Mark throws his hand
Also why am I here this video is about a year old
Rammer cuz uye from tda future👉👌
Rammer cause it's funny
You're not the only one. XD
Rammer ikr
Rammer k
1:43 Markiplier’s reaction when he just throws his controller will never not be funny.
Humans can drink for days without work, robots can work for days without drink!
?
The dead of night, whole family is asleep...do I dare laugh at mark throwing his hand...😂😂😂...sorry family😔
Awilda Martinez same dou
Oh god me too
Awilda Martinez Same buddy. Same.
Awilda Martinez lmao same
The boy toy when you shredded it it said “somebody help”
Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy tooyyyyyyyy
You mean mini jobbot
Like HELP
Boy toy?
I think we should tell them what a “boy toy” is...
I’m sure as hell not.
3:31-3:40
This whole part gives me the same vibes from the “we have technology” scene in SpongeBob
700th time watching this
:
Oh No Mark! Ya dropped your hand!
oH NoES
Omg u have a avatar profile pic I love it
Wtf your profile🤣🤣
When
@@ririgamez6543 HAWKS
"I wanted to caressed your chin" I laughed so hard
1:49
Got a little too into the game, huh Mark?
+Emma Yeee
I almost couldn't get off the floor I was laughing so hard at that! :)
OMG 😂😂 I'm laughing so hard gosh gotta admit Mark is one of the most awesome and nice youtubers out there
LOL i died XD
Yeah
The ol' ADHD was running rampant in this one lol
*makiplier starts routine mating dance* wtf subtitles...
Ikr lol
"Mark starts mating ritual" Me: Ok
Who else is on a Markathon?
Minnowdawn of SpiritClan me...
MUST LEARN SO MARK SENPAI CAN NOTICE ME!!!
00:09 As we can see, the wild Markiplier has spotted a mate...he now starts to dance in order to attract the female....
LOL! :)
The way of life
Good laughs to be found sir or madam.
But, sadly, the mate has been attracted to another dance *Pewdiepie twerking*
Rosie Low The Markiplier frowns and notices the wild Jacksepticeye is looking for a mate *Jack is doing the 'raise the roof' dance*
My Favorite Parts Of The Vid!
1:17
1:42-1:48
1:57
2:11
4:13-4:15
17:35-17:39
17:20 Marks pose🤣
BEST PARTS
1:49🤣
6:31-6:32🤣
#DUURNUUTRS
pierre puren 1:49 I was like "HOW DO YOU THROW YOUR HAND ON THE GROUND?!"
"Get to work!"
Mark: *"AH FUCK YOU!"*
*Yeets one of his VR controllers*
I don't understand why everyone is laughing at one part, i'm laughing at the whole video! xD Who else is?
Awesome Gamer 20th liker owo
Awesome Gamer same
this girl
Awesome Gamer me
Awesome Gamer me
I'd like to see more...
*job simulator*
in the....
*future*
Ba dum tss.
+MarkipIier Better make more
+MarkipIier reported
+MarkipIier look at the profile .. 0 subs 0.0
+Alpha Howl videos Agreed!
Some say that was the day Mark got so fed up with work, he literally threw his left hand away.
I remember watching this when I was really young. Now I'm noticing his rude comments/jokes lmao
It said “Really” inside the burrito
Conspiracy theory solved
Master Hand and Crazy Hand.
Also Mark said Hooman like Temmie from Undertale
+Foxyy Horn TEMMIE!
+Foxyy Horn hOI
Notebook The Dutchie HoI i TeMmIe AnD ThIs Is My FrIeNd-
BOB
Or Rayman
3:34 - Mark sounds like a seal at its wits' end. O_O
Omg lol XD
+PixarShark
OWROWROWROWROWR!!!
Omfg I'm dying
XD
He just went ARF ARF ARF
0:01 Mark: alright alright alright ah shit ah shit ah FUUUUUCK
15:58 tho
H-H-H-HELP!!!!
RIP MARKS VR HAND
Lol
Rip
CC: (markiplier does the routine mating dance) I'm cryinG
same
roflmfao
Oh god, I'm dieing.
*wipes tears*
+Clupa Clover (rabbit mating with squeaky toy)
this part of the game ABSOLUTELY is inspired by Office Space- the boss bot is 3000% the boss character in that movie lmaooo
The only reason I came into the comment section was to see someone say that lol
" Ilike my coffee like my soul, black!" -Markiplier 2016
LoL
+Kittycatgirl "I need to go home so I can look at porn! You robots wouldn't understand!"-Markiplier 2016
+Kittycatgirl I'm using this as my yearbook quote XD
+Coyote Step "Does your life suck? your goddamn right." -Markiplier, 2016
The Markiplier quotes are real. I put some above XD
I love how he DIRECTLY hit the lamp
1:49
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my entire life😂😂
+A bespectacled Cow
I didn't even notice that xDD
same im crying
Same XD
( acts casual )
Same my stomach hurt!!😂
15:58 laughing off the horror and chills I feel in discomfort