Rat Rage | King and the Sting w/ Theo Von & Brendan Schaub #24
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ต.ค. 2024
- Theo's in a bad mood after quitting cigarettes and takes it out on Brendan. The guys talk Soft Asians, Goldfish Crackers vs Cheez-Its, the Culture Corner's snack picks, Brendan's sound proof face, Theo's love for Spirit Airlines, Mantenna Nipples, Brief Jerky's and much more!
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Theo looks like ET when they tried to help him blend in
J. JUSTICE UNDERRATED 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 totally!
LMAO
Hahahahahahaha
Nicely done!
Brendan looks like he replays EVERY touchdown he scores on Madden in slow motion.
TyTheGuy hahahahahaahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahaha FUCK MY DUDEEEEEEE
I used to be that kid
I hate that!!!!!! Then when you score and Try to watch your replay they hit skip like a bitch.
I’m dying bro
Oh guilty …..🤣
Theo dressing like he quit smoking and started skateboarding at 47
As a skateboarder I disagree
@@stonecoldsteve_hogsten are you a skateboarder at 47 though?
I was implying It was silly and or / funny to take up skating at the age of 47 I'm sorry if it wasn't clear enough for you devan 😉
He's dressed like a guy who a 47 year thinks a skateboarder looks like
Devin Bardot I'm close enough to know and say he's missing the mandatory thrasher t-shirt and Volcom hat
I'm dead. Brendan laughing at Theo's reaction to flaunt my aunt. i have tears in my eyes. Theo was fr pissed.
I think they set him up lol. Brendan enjoyed it way too much and also how do they not notice it at first lol
@War Wizard and derik smokes daily soooo....
Crying laughing bro
Front of the shirt : “Don’t touch me”.
Back of the shirt: “but, keep touching me”
#buzzbuzzzzzz
Front of shirt: Wanna get to the cheese...
Back of shirt: Gotta go through the bees...
Go Birds!
Jason Schroeder that sounds like a high school volleyball team slogan
I’d buy that shit
"You need to GPS your life brah, and take the next exit" - Theo
Haha! Fkn great
Theo looks like the kid they warn you about in after school specials
Nothing better than the old KATS. When Theo gets Brendan laughing so hard. It’s the best
Theo Von looking like he just got hit by a T-shirt cannon.
CaptainLog Damn good one😂
Thats a damn good one man i saw this comment before the vid started saw theo and fuckin shit myself laughing 😂
😂😂🤣
Brandon 3230 same lmao
Lmaoooo
Brendan:You stoped smoking cigs and your gay now
Theo: There's sideaffects on the packaging ypu idiot 😂😂😂
Damn i love this podcast
Theo losing it over that flaunt my aunt had me dying 😭😂😂
That's semen
I stg lmaoooo
Bruh who da fuq takes a picture with splooge on their face.🤮
Duuude he was pissed
He said on Rogan he was quitting porn... So I guess the almost pornographic photo bothered him
“You’re the Willy Loman of teriyaki, you got that brief jerky” I love how Theo’s mind works.
Man, Theo and Brendan falling for that trap for 6 minutes was one of the moments in podcast history.
Theo is a legend cus he saw the semen off the rip and let it ride for some classic content 🙌🏼
51:28 "It might be sweat though...….." that one got me. Instant classic.
Bendon: "What were you high on?"
Theo: "I don't know, probably Jesus."
He said Christ didnt he? As in Crystal.
ehm what @@LeQuack94
@@AXharoth that meth hitta gang gang toke toke 💨
"I ain't doin this stuff where I'm looking at semen on some fella man"
We've all been there
Kevin lOLOLOL TALE AS OLD AS TIME
Not it
" Thick sweat from somebodys Nuts " " i cant be doing this " hahahaha
lmao came back a day later because I was still thinking about how funny that quote was. It almost killed Brendan.
@@IntrigueAvenue cosigned
@@IntrigueAvenue im still watching it to cheer me up...theo is on fire when hes angry
Brenden: I feel like we're saving the nation with this relationship advice.
Guy: How do I get more chicks?
Theo: You should probably donate more blood.
Garrett Harrison when he said that about helping the nation I lost it
King and the sting notifications will cause an instant CTE flair up 10/10 times. Doctors recommend.
Ya but you can treat that with a little dose of bobby lee
@@Bushey4545
If KATS is CTE, then Bobby Lee and TB is low functioning Autism.
I can feel that second-hand cte through the screen.
Yeah Blee has that brush of Vietnamese autism as stated by the rat king bruh... Get diagnoses right ya mook
I have a little seizure sometimes, but that’s not because of CTE, so I don’t know what I’m thinking.
4 years later rewatching episodes with Fat Patrick and Theo Von
That’s some thick sweat from somebodies nuts 😅😅😅😅 hahahahaha Theo and Brendan are the best collaboration
Yes yes yes... I freakin died when I heard that. I had to watch it to confirm Brendan not being able to breath laighing.. gang
Brendans face when he realized its a dude was priceless
Best part of this episode
46:29 flaunt my aunt is my favorite podcast moment in history
These two were born to do this. And do it together.
in the butt.
The real question is who would be top because lets be real...they are both bottoms
Nah Bro..... theo could do this with anyone
Exactly
STOIC SAVAGE try watching him on rogan... it takes a certain level of CTE to understand when Theo is forreal or joking.
"Dave will get you that soft 75 when you need it"
LMAO
I have been crying laughing for most of this episode. Theo's brain is amazing
By far the funniest king and the sting so far you guys just scarred Theo 4life with Aunt Brooke
Honestly anything these guys do together, I am all for it. I’m glad whatever had to happen for these 2 meet, happened. My new favorite podcast
CezaMVO welcome, gang
@@Tatt17 hell yeah buzz buzz
I can't not watch it.
karl jonson u a dummy
It dosent matter what's going on in my life, but these guys always make me laugh.
Gang gang buzz buzz
Joseph Stewart 100% agree. Theo is therapy man. His jokes and his general wording is like no other human. He is truly one of a kind. Hands down the funniest person to ever walk this earth!
"I like Spirit Airlines If I wanna cop a gram and get bent in the back." hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 DEAD
46:00-54:00 minutes is gold , Theo got mad foreal!
Theo really might be the funniest person on the planet
Theo is fucking hilarious but that is straight blasphemy to make that claim while Diaz is still alive and kickin
FACTS
TJ Yates Uncle Joey is my favourite person on the planet but i think Theo’s comedy relates to me more, i love Uncle Joey more but i think Theo is funnier, to each their own though of course
Roberertoto to each their own meaning everyone has a right to their own preferences
@Roberertoto you seem confused
Brendan's impersonation of Theo at 40:09 is literally the greatest impression of Theo ever done.
“ He looks like he listens to Sum 41.”
: Theo starts singing Blink 182 😂😂😂
Ian Pomfret 🤣🤣🤣🤣 fucking a
Ian Pomfret what part
My boy theo looking like the coolest counselor at the Rock and Roll Bible camp retreat.
This is the special olympics of podcasts. Gold medal for everyone!
Lol
Lmao
Brendan Is dropping those one liner hitters today boy! Good job!
THEO DRESSED LIKE 2009 T.I.
Best look EVER
Raptor chase
Theo don't got that same hat lean game like TIP though! King of the south ern leanin cap!
I had a very bad day today at work. And this episode got me off the ledge for real.
Thank you uncle Brendan and uncle Theo
Theo looks like he sells bootleg dvds outside a strip club.
Paradigm Shift omfg
More like bootleg cds with a mix of hip hop and edm on them....
Yooo😂
Bootleg hamsters at music festivals in reality
Out of the trunk of a dodge neon
Was I the only one that noticed the nut sweat on Aunt Brooke immediately and was yelling to Theo and Brendan zoom in zoom in!!!
Theo Von might be the best comic out right now. I love D'Elia and everyone else too but Theo is just so damn unique and so funny with his perspectives and story telling.
Rob Burr and Burress are the only funny people in that lot to me. Louis has a few really good bits but they're a pretty rare. Most of his stand up is ehh.
Cody Anderson d’elia is WHACK I couldn’t BELIEVE that non stop alpha talk in his last episode of TPW.... I used to love Delia didn’t know he turned into such a creepy egomaniac lmfaooo fuck. Theo comes off as a genuinely good and down to earth guy
Rob what? I'm Hispanic and I have no idea what race has to do with what I said lol
Man Chapelle, Corey Holcomb, Tommy Davidson, Gary Owen, there's more that's just off the top
Rob I'm guessing you're albino then? Since everyone else is brown except them. Weirdo.
“You wanna die eat a triscuit with no water”
Gone 😂💀
This was one of your guys better episodes. Had me dying the whole time.
Oh yes
When has there ever been a bad or even mediocre episode
Jack Oliver - Not gonna lie I feel like Theo and Brendan had slipped on the last few episodes. Obviously Theo is always going to be hilarious by nature, but he started to seem exhausted. Once he came back from his vacation I think they got their chemistry back.
@@TheBlackMambaa248 I completely agree with you I just figured theo slipped back up on the white powder again
Jack Oliver I actually agree with that too. He shows some signs of being back on the booger sugar. But he’s an open book on TPW so I feel like he would have said something. Either way, this was a great KATS episode.
Here after the Christmas 2020 special
Gang
"thats a cross dresser"
actually..
"lets take that part out"
Glad you left that in thanks.
Is it just me or does she look like she has a load on her face??
Is it a cross dresser though?
Theo von mentioning acid bath, some underground Louisiana sludge
Do you guys think they know how much these podcast actually do for us regular people 😂literally will turn a shitty day into a good one ❤️
Them days do be rather shifty, can’t trust em
Your so fucking right ✅
@@yurinoworry lmaooo
Aw hey you didn’t have to edit it bro I was just making a joke. Love the podcast and podcast family!
Ymh and KATS are the only pods ive cried while laughing!
Probably the only time I don’t skip adds is this channel lmao literally every second of content has a chance to be funny
Theo is an fn gem, so happy we get to experience his greatness.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I lost my shit at 50:00 when they realize something wrong with Aunt Brooke🤣🤣🤣🤣
ohhhh myyyy goddddd i was laughing so hard!! i really thought they where going to go the whole thing and not say anything
He must be off cigarettes!
Brendan winking at him and shit while saying you want the cheese you got to get through the bees lol
“Acid bath was cool till they sold out” 😂😂
Time stamp? lol
Anderson Prime 25:04
Dude theos reaction to aunt brooke kills me, he was legit upset haha
Brendan "I wanna look at uncles instead of aunts" Schaub
Little did he know he already was lmfao
Props to the folks behind the scenes! The flow of the podcast is on point. 👌🏻
Theo was not ready for brendon to say he was flying his sister to poundtown lmaoo
Jake Small I read this right as he said it
Love my older episodes of king and the sting 👌 crazy how things change so quick
Theo I have so much respect for your standing up for your principles. You are a wonderful role model for men, our Oprah.
Man needs a free car.
He has Billy Confortos old car. Fix fix, run run
@Robert Brown I dont know enough about her to share your hatred, since she takes up far less space in my mind as she seems to in yours. By your standards, it's you who needs to go renew your credentials, but I look at manhood differently. If you think it's something another man can take from you, you never had it.
Robert Brown you were at the taping of that Oprah episode where everyone thought they were getting a free Carr weren't you? Holding grudges will kill ya.
He said "our oprah" Hahahahah
I almost spit my drink out laughing at 49:18 when theo responded "what is that" to brendans "I thought you said dog factory"
I can’t believe this is when Don’t Touch Me, But Keep Touching was birthed. Best Slogan Ever
Theo is dressed like the guy that sold Billy Conforto that baggie of pills on tht fateful day
Rip billy c have some goddamn faith
Too soon man
Please stop this conforto shit finally, its getting weird
RIP
*_“YOU DONT THINK I HAVE 6 PATCHES IP AND DOWN MY LEG?!”_*
had to pause this episode at the Barbie pizza boy and laugh my ass off. man I was dying when everyone figured out the mystery!
😂😂😂
He's off cigarettes!
I laughed pretty hard but Theo got really offended at the end..
The flaunt my aunt... aunt Brooke part 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️ so many jokes freaking hilarious bananas doing blackface, dog factory 🤣🤣🤣 brah
"he must be off cigarettes!" literally crying laughing irl ='D
"i heard tonny Stewart killed that post mates driver", tuff joke to get but damn thats savage lol
"i like my chips with the dip" Drake Von
Tom Cruise ooooohhh shit what’s up Tommy? How’s the cult of science treating you? Loved you in Jerry McGuire btw
I was just watching that the other day. Who’s coming with me? Who’s coming with me?
Theos on his game this episode even though he’s on edge it makes the episode 😂😂👌
CTE flair ups, lot lizards and no touching
Don't forget about the Delinquent Embankment.
the only things worth living for
Brendan: Hahaha
Theo: you dont have to laugh so hard man my joke wasn't even that funny. Dude has eyebrows and called them Google Chromes. Not really you know...
Brendan: OK, Ye you're right
Theo: *makes a funny face*
Brendan: *dies laughing*
Theo: OK that's enough man
Brendan. Ok
Brendan's Theo impression had me dying, deconstructed all his "we had this one person in town when I grew up" jokes.
Pretty sure that aunt was a dude in drag, too.
Theo handled that well
51:41 Theo is the best version of Theo. Brendan lost it. Best episode/segment ever.
Brendan and Theo are out here looking like 21 Jump Street Alaska
Looking like 21 Jump Skeet.
This one's 18+
The notification gave me the urge to take a bunch of pills and drive into an embankment. GANG GANG!
RIP Billy Conforto
This comment ain't funny dude think of something better
@@friedasspotatoe3715 dude your 6
@@GriseldaBSF410 dUdE uR 6, tf up old man 😂 come up with something better
23 yr old gym rat: “I’m atleast a hard 7”
Brendan: “errrm well”
GANG GANG RIP BILLY CONFORTO. CANT WAIT FOR THAT SHIRT
HaroldTheHoboYo r.i.p. embankments won’t ever be the same
Thanks breh
PLEASE GET RIFF RAFF ON WITH YALL, I re-listen to that podcast at least 3 times a week 🙏🏽😉🙂
Aunt Brooke that was the funniest FMA ever 😂
"I ain't looking at semon on fellows" hahahahahaha
POLICE REPORT CHIN!!!! GANG GANG!
This episodes flaunt my aunt had me laughing so much I was in tears.
Theo dresses like that kid in your class, that use to wear all of his older brothers clothes.
NoobMaster69 you mean every kid in my class...including the girls?
Theo bringing his A-game today! Seems super relaxed and rested. Gang Gang
That Aunt Brooke segment was their best yet...
21:50 theo's "pussy" had me dying lmao
Nice, I'll watch this with my dinner.
Melzare same
You have Gray Block?
Yeah that's not even that good of a joke. 😄😄😄😄
When they started talking about "Aunt" Brooke I couldn't stop laughing! Lol
I don’t think Theo has called Brendan “idiot” so many times 😂
I love it when he says it 🤣
its so true kat isnt it, and as someone who is paid by the idiot and thus is unable to speak your mind about your boss, it must sure be gratifying to hear the TRUTH spoken oh so loud
I’m pulling his name right into the sink right now and washing it off 🤣 🧼 Theo is legit the funniest on the spot comedian out
Genius level comedy. The only guy who comes close is Bill Burr.
"THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH,,"
"There's side effects on the packaging you animal "😂
"I thought u said dog factory" OMG LMAO
56:40
GPS your life bro and take the next exit 🤣🤣🤣
U guy's stay putting out great content. I've been a huge fan of both u guys for the longest. Keep up the Hustle
The 1st flaunt my aunt on this episode was GOLD lmao 😂 I know Theo got a bit pissed but them not knowing what was going on was was funny af😂🤣😂
"But keep touching me , so with your accent someone just rear ended you?"
Brendan Shaub everyone...👏👏
KeepCalmN TokeOn I think Kat drives a Hyundai Accent.
@@PetrolHead1 i hope so lol
The nicotine patches on the legs bit got me
Early KATS??? Yess!! Wait I'm not high enough for this
“I saw Pauly Shore”
“At a trial?”
Theo dyed his hair black and trying to cover it up with a bandwagon hat
This episode has some of the best Theo comments off the dome.
Theo looks like he could play Jim Varney aka Ernest in his Bio pic, “You know what I mean Vern : the Jim Varney Story”.
Absolutely 😂😂 loved ernest goes to camp