Agree. Also had to laugh when he says he gets others to tweet for him. I dont think anyone would be typing "Bigly" and "coffefe" on behalf the president...or would they? Lol
@@edgarcayce2.02 hehe ... that "vowel pronunciation" is called "English" 😅 ... The real and proper stuff, not what masquerades as English in America hahaha
edgarcayce2.0 you do realize that it is easily understood to you because you are surrounded by others who speak your dialect of English, if you lived in Australia or England or any other English speaking country, you would sound out of place and be harder to understand. Also, another fun fact, England is the original English speaking country! So, it could be said that their pronunciation is the “correct” way since they are the creators of it, just something to think about.
@The NeedTo-ImpeachNow You under the impression I'm PRO trump from that comment, are ya? Or.. are you just calling a kettle black? Either way, enjoy that flag.
@The NeedTo-ImpeachNow Idiot, the dems dropped the ball by sidlining Bernie and so the king of idiots won Unlike Bush, Trump actually won the election. He won because the U.$. is full of hateful racist idiots who love to blame all minorities for their stupidity.
As long as he ends his life in a cell, any cell smaller than 10 by 10... and with as much medical treatment and technology necessary to keep him lucid for every minute of it.
Just look up how many pages Ruth Bader-Ginsberg would read on a typical day... And think about how many pages good ole crying-over-his-calendar Kavanaugh probably reads... That is what happens when you allow an imbecile into a position of authority... That idiocy spreads to everything they touch. And if we had certifications and licensing for business owners and corporate officers based upon impact in the marketplace... this guy would never have gotten anywhere near the white house.
@@billhanna8838 I agree. I want some other woman besides Hillary. I don't care if her name is Elizabeth(Warren) Tulsi(Gabbard) Amy(Klobuchar) or even KAMALA(HARRIS). I'll take ANY ONE of them.
ive got a screenshot of him wearing glasses after he said he never wore them.. but now i just realized he only wore them to test a market, nope the last part is more like an impression. at this point its irrelevent.. the dictator has no clothes
Remember how happy we all were in late Oct 2016? Sam's joy brings me back to that much much much happier time....I hope Sam will feel that joy again someday and I hope it's SOON.
TheTruthMatters! Well, unfortunately, he WAS elected, but the good news is that he can be dis-elected just as easily! Then we can consider getting rid of the Electoral College, though I'd beef up our education on how and why government works, and the history of how it came into being (along with the writing of the Constitution and Bill of Rights) before I got rid of it.
How is it that Trump supporters often believe crazy conspiracy theories, but can't get on board with this plausible conspiracy theory? Also the video won me over for a second time with the little scottish girl!! Perfection.
Yep. Been saying he is barely literate for 4 years. It was obvious to me during the campaign. Dig deeper and it gets shocking. Why do you think he doesn't read the daily National Intelligence briefings? Or when he's handed something only a single page and three paragraphs long he puts it down on the table or desk, looks at the person, and says bottom line it for me.
Love the Scotts . . . they never have a Problem letting others Know what they feel. Great People and Culture and Solid Values and Ethics I'm proud to have some ot the Bloodline in my Ancestry. My Lady is Mainly Scottish and Sicilian . . . a Loving, Gentle and Easy Going Combination!
I had a friend named Peggy who ran a shop where you could buy just about any kind of tea or coffee there was. She was Scottish, married to an American serviceman who was a POW in a German camp for a lot of WWII. She came with him to America in the early 50's. It was always great talking to her about things like the Great Depression, rationing during the war, and her early days in this country...she was very smart, and she certainly did speak her mind. About the McCarthy Red scare, she said, "Och, he [McCarthy] was a piece of work." The Beatles and their 'shaggy' hair: "Everyone here had convict haircuts--it was nice to see some young men with real hair for a change." And when the hippies came along, preaching their free love, dope, and revolution, she pointed out to them how *uniform* they seemed--all long hair, beads, tie-dyed shirts and psychedelic music. She would, she said, believe in their "free to be me" philosophy when she saw that they would freely accept someone who was, by their definition, a "square." (I thought that was a good point to make.) She passed away in the early 2000's...I sure miss her.
Lisa Gulick, People, like your friend are few, far between to find and precious to say the least. When they move on, the effects of time that you had with them continues and because of the Fact that "Birds of a Feather Flock Together", I'm pretty sure that you'll share time with others just like her, (if you haven't already). There are a lot of 'Interesting' Scottish Folks around . . . Particularly in Scotland.
0:00 - Introduction 0:21 - Trump Can't Read 8:44 - Trump Can't Sit 9:42 - The Case of Jerry Falwell, Jr., The Pool Boy, Michael Cohen, & Tom Arnold 18:51 - The Original Trump Haters
I think he can only read something if it's about him other than that he is too bored or disinterested, like a narcissist usually is, if it's not about them.
Fred had to pay to get him through military school, then through two years at a less than prestigious college before he had any hope of getting into Wharton School of Business. And I bet Fred had to make a hefty donation to get him in there, too. Much less get him through graduation. I strongly suspect that they hired readers for him, at the very least (and possibly test-takers as well).
Here's my theory. Donald Trump is a case of arrested development. Just his lame attempt at "locker room talk" with Jeb Bush raised questions about his maturity. The childish way he kept repeating "I'm not the puppet, you're the puppet " like he's 5 years old should have given us a clue. It's why he sits like a frightened child. His excuses sound like the ones you get from your kids. His dad didn't make him grow up. When you start to see him as a 10 year old trying to act like a grown up it all starts to make sense.
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Trump doesn't use telepromters because he can't read them.
It would be awesome if someone asked him *now* about the end of All Quiet (...), and if he agreed with the decision of the main character to keep the truth from his fiance about him fleeing combat and feeling guilty for abandoning his fellow soldiers. I would _reeeeaaaally_ love to hear his answer to that... (Anyone not in the know, that's not at all how the book ends, but I wonder if Trump would still reply with a yes or no).
No need to be baffled, guys. During the time Trump was at the Wharton School (U Penn), it was a joke of a school. It was a dumping ground for trust fund kids who needed a babysitter to watch over them for a few years until the parents signed ownership of their business over to their little spoiled demon spawn. It was NOT the respected institution it is today. And reports have stated that professors at the time noticed that Trump's "intellectual curiosity" was severely lacking; basically, Trump was known to be one of the dumber kids at a school for dumb kids.
I bet he has something like Dyslexia, but never wanted to bring it up (because it would make him seem weak). He buried that learning disability so deep its now just another conspiracy theory that we will learn was actually true years after he dies, when someone comes forward with the truth.
Also a possibility , however , i would take a punt that given he has been a spoiled little rich boy all his life , he has probably never been bothered with such trivial things like education . Especially when you can have the butler or the maid do it .
você pode imaginar uma criancinha sendo rasgada no estrupo por este maniaco pedofilo . ela gritando toda sanguentada e logo vindo a morrer . so imagina o quanto isso e repugnante e horrendo . o mundo ja odiaria totalmente isto .
Got to hand it to Mr. Phelps. We've just kept pissing him off and he's completely cracked up. Unfortunately his family and the cabinet seem to be fine with leaving him in charge anyway.
I think my favorite part of trump can’t read, is how the lady is talking to him like a child. “It is long.”
Remember Keith Olbermann circa 2017. He was funny.
i miss him... What's he up to now?
Yeah. Probably the first time he ever heard a woman say THOSE words...
Grace Y she knows he can’t read!😂😂😂
Agree. Also had to laugh when he says he gets others to tweet for him. I dont think anyone would be typing "Bigly" and "coffefe" on behalf the president...or would they? Lol
Theory: Trump is three toddlers in a suit
Thank you! I’ll never not be able to see this again! 😂
I think that's at the level of "scientific theory" by now.
Debunked. He’d have demonstrated object permanence, diplomacy, and far better foreign and domestic policy by now if that were true.
Chunkboi very good points! We should not insult toddlers intellect by comparing them to Trump, they are closer to reading than he is.
Huey dewey & louie
The world has been laughing at your President since the beginning of time🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
aShura And certainly since before he was elected.........
aShura
Natch. Please come for a visit.
Best Wishes from Hogtown, Florida.
This woman is every bit as insightful and funny as John Oliver
Without the incredibly bizarre and super annoying vowel pronunciation.
Uhhh yeah? Where you been?
@@edgarcayce2.02 hehe ... that "vowel pronunciation" is called "English" 😅 ... The real and proper stuff, not what masquerades as English in America hahaha
@@Michaelkaydee I'm so thankful that l speak in a manner that is easily understood and not painful to listen to. But okay, laugh it up.
edgarcayce2.0 you do realize that it is easily understood to you because you are surrounded by others who speak your dialect of English, if you lived in Australia or England or any other English speaking country, you would sound out of place and be harder to understand.
Also, another fun fact, England is the original English speaking country! So, it could be said that their pronunciation is the “correct” way since they are the creators of it, just something to think about.
Making fun of this pos is the bridge until he's in prison.
"The President who couldn't read", book title right there....
That's kinda hot, lol
Sell it to James Patterson, he'll write a book. He wrote one on Epstein.
More like "wouldn't read" - people with dyslexia and ADD/ADHD can read, it's just a lot of work to do so.
How shocking!!!!!!
That this guy made it into office.
Not really, he's the king of idiots.
@The NeedTo-ImpeachNow You under the impression I'm PRO trump from that comment, are ya? Or.. are you just calling a kettle black?
Either way, enjoy that flag.
@The NeedTo-ImpeachNow Idiot, the dems dropped the ball by sidlining Bernie and so the king of idiots won
Unlike Bush, Trump actually won the election. He won because the U.$. is full of hateful racist idiots who love to blame all minorities for their stupidity.
Amy’s remote from Scotland remains one of my favorite FF pieces, and that’s saying a lot. 🏴
He may end up in that padded cell, yet.
Kissed By Firewyrms the six year old girl calling him a c*nt still cracks me up 😂
Hahahahahaha, she says it so sweetly!😂
As long as he ends his life in a cell, any cell smaller than 10 by 10... and with as much medical treatment and technology necessary to keep him lucid for every minute of it.
@charles jurgus Yes, keeping him lucid is definitely necessary!
Teacher to student: “can you stand up and read for us that this part in the book”. Student: “ah, it’s long, it’s very long, I am not a lawyer”.
Just look up how many pages Ruth Bader-Ginsberg would read on a typical day... And think about how many pages good ole crying-over-his-calendar Kavanaugh probably reads... That is what happens when you allow an imbecile into a position of authority... That idiocy spreads to everything they touch. And if we had certifications and licensing for business owners and corporate officers based upon impact in the marketplace... this guy would never have gotten anywhere near the white house.
Falwell at 15:22 looks so drained, keeps touching his wedding ring (tell!) while he reads the prepared script.
highlandsh I noticed that too. But he is a hypocrite and has no Godliness left in him. All greed!
Christopher Hitchens said when J Falwell died: "If you gave him an enema you could have buried him in a matchbox." :-)
I would love to have a female President and he will have to hand over power. Best day ever!
Hillary NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Best day ever✊👍
I agree a progressive women who will make people like trump pay for his crimes in jail
@@billhanna8838 I agree.
I want some other woman besides Hillary.
I don't care if her name is
Elizabeth(Warren)
Tulsi(Gabbard)
Amy(Klobuchar)
or even KAMALA(HARRIS).
I'll take ANY ONE of them.
@@billmurray7473 Tulsis looking like the best bet though i believe they are ALL AIPACs puppets .
Thank You, Ms. Bee for some Conspiracy Theories I can finally believe in... Thanks!
The Scottish segment makes me so proud! Well done!!!
I can’t recall Trump ever wearing glasses...
Not 1 single time in all the thousands of pictures & videos of him has he worn glasses! Not even when "reading" & signing presidential orders...
i seen him wearing glasses in one video. you dont see what they font want you to see.
@@yourangelinfleshorsackclot1523 please provide link for said video.
ive got a screenshot of him wearing glasses after he said he never wore them.. but now i just realized he only wore them to test a market, nope the last part is more like an impression. at this point its irrelevent.. the dictator has no clothes
He Ballooned trump ! Oh, that’s hilarious !! I love this mans whimsical moxie !
Can we hold his trial in Scotland?
Brilliant!
With people with bagpipes playing "Happy" in the background as he gets impeached
pete davidson making fun of trump not being able to read says a lot
Fantastic writers on this show, awesome host
Shes a robot
Man, the "small hands" thing. It feels like it was half a century ago.
Remember how happy we all were in late Oct 2016? Sam's joy brings me back to that much much much happier time....I hope Sam will feel that joy again someday and I hope it's SOON.
Bawbag - I missed that last time I watched this. Dear Lord, what a descriptor.
Rather fitting, don't ya think? lol
He can read and write, but has the reading age of 8.
Long words and complex sentences are too difficulty for him.
5:10 uppers! Sudafed, Adderall, coke, and speed
5:19 speaks for itself
I want to see Sam call him out for giving Israel even more of our tax dollars...
Informative and funny and true!
I don't read I don't have my glasses I can't read Im not a lawyer
"I was elected to lead, not to read."
Jedd the Jedi president Wolfcastle is my choice for 2020
Actually a good point though, for any pair of verbs.
TheTruthMatters! Well, unfortunately, he WAS elected, but the good news is that he can be dis-elected just as easily! Then we can consider getting rid of the Electoral College, though I'd beef up our education on how and why government works, and the history of how it came into being (along with the writing of the Constitution and Bill of Rights) before I got rid of it.
Love the Scottish, proud to have their blood running thru my veins!!!
How is it that Trump supporters often believe crazy conspiracy theories, but can't get on board with this plausible conspiracy theory?
Also the video won me over for a second time with the little scottish girl!! Perfection.
In his defense, maybe he knows that the page has incriminating info.
Reduce the income tax and increase the estate tax. I am tired of spoon fed man-children who never do any blue collar work.
Thank you for the support Scotland ❤ this Mexican American right here greatly appreciates your love
Your show keeps me from giving up hope. Thank you.
One young lady was holding a sign that read LOVE TRUMPS HATE, and l thought another appropriate version might be TRUMP HATES LOVE.
Trump loves hate
@@brianwalendy3735 There ya go
seria tão louco quanto ele . em amar . a quem aponhalou pelas costas a traição au país e um apunhalamento pelas costas
Yep. Been saying he is barely literate for 4 years. It was obvious to me during the campaign. Dig deeper and it gets shocking. Why do you think he doesn't read the daily National Intelligence briefings? Or when he's handed something only a single page and three paragraphs long he puts it down on the table or desk, looks at the person, and says bottom line it for me.
Love the Scotts . . . they never have a Problem letting others Know what they feel. Great People and Culture and Solid Values and Ethics I'm proud to have some ot the Bloodline in my Ancestry. My Lady is Mainly Scottish and Sicilian . . . a Loving, Gentle and Easy Going Combination!
But Trump’s mother is a Scot, so he’s half Scottish you might say...
I had a friend named Peggy who ran a shop where you could buy just about any kind of tea or coffee there was. She was Scottish, married to an American serviceman who was a POW in a German camp for a lot of WWII. She came with him to America in the early 50's. It was always great talking to her about things like the Great Depression, rationing during the war, and her early days in this country...she was very smart, and she certainly did speak her mind. About the McCarthy Red scare, she said, "Och, he [McCarthy] was a piece of work." The Beatles and their 'shaggy' hair: "Everyone here had convict haircuts--it was nice to see some young men with real hair for a change." And when the hippies came along, preaching their free love, dope, and revolution, she pointed out to them how *uniform* they seemed--all long hair, beads, tie-dyed shirts and psychedelic music. She would, she said, believe in their "free to be me" philosophy when she saw that they would freely accept someone who was, by their definition, a "square." (I thought that was a good point to make.) She passed away in the early 2000's...I sure miss her.
Lisa Gulick,
People, like your friend are few, far between to find and precious to say the least. When they move on, the effects of time that you had with them continues and because of the Fact that "Birds of a Feather Flock Together", I'm pretty sure that you'll share time with others just like her,
(if you haven't already).
There are a lot of 'Interesting' Scottish Folks around . . . Particularly in Scotland.
Well he can't write a proper letter either ...
So Falwell sold himself for nothing.
MAJOR PROPS to having the prev air date in the corner.. other broadcasting companies need to PLS do the same
"Blasphemy?! Is that because he is legally God?" 🤣
0:00 - Introduction
0:21 - Trump Can't Read
8:44 - Trump Can't Sit
9:42 - The Case of Jerry Falwell, Jr., The Pool Boy, Michael Cohen, & Tom Arnold
18:51 - The Original Trump Haters
Lock him and his criminal enterprise in Patriot act facility
Cheers to Scotland!
I think I love Scotland now.
LOL - - I've been saying it for YEARS... He can't read...
I think he can only read something if it's about him other than that he is too bored or disinterested, like a narcissist usually is, if it's not about them.
That last segment was funny AF. :)
Brilliant!
Wonder how much his Daddy paid to get hm thru college?
Almost as much as
Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman
did for their genetic mutations.
Paid so much the Trustees his his records.
Fred had to pay to get him through military school, then through two years at a less than prestigious college before he had any hope of getting into Wharton School of Business. And I bet Fred had to make a hefty donation to get him in there, too. Much less get him through graduation. I strongly suspect that they hired readers for him, at the very least (and possibly test-takers as well).
A day late and am laughing my A** off, great Job Sam.
apareceu ele not a tese sabe bem do mal feito . olha você vai ter com a familia de cada criança ai viu e com eles e a justiça .
Here's my theory. Donald Trump is a case of arrested development. Just his lame attempt at "locker room talk" with Jeb Bush raised questions about his maturity. The childish way he kept repeating "I'm not the puppet, you're the puppet " like he's 5 years old should have given us a clue. It's why he sits like a frightened child. His excuses sound like the ones you get from your kids. His dad didn't make him grow up. When you start to see him as a 10 year old trying to act like a grown up it all starts to make sense.
Trump doesn't use telepromters because he can't read them.
It would be awesome if someone asked him *now* about the end of All Quiet (...), and if he agreed with the decision of the main character to keep the truth from his fiance about him fleeing combat and feeling guilty for abandoning his fellow soldiers.
I would _reeeeaaaally_ love to hear his answer to that...
(Anyone not in the know, that's not at all how the book ends, but I wonder if Trump would still reply with a yes or no).
palmieres , you’d get some long word salad that would essentially say nothing or just outright ignore it
Well I just heard that he can't read "and that's good enough for me!" LOL Kathy G!!
We love you Sam Bee please keep up the good work beautiful. LONG LIVE FULL FRONTAL.
Today was the first time I saw the Trump Vs Scotland bit and I love the Trainspotting reference. I can’t believe I haven’t seen this sooner.
That was my favorite part!
I freakin' loved the Scottish bit! Awesome!
That last girl is hilarious
I’m glad I discovered this channel. I never heard of this show but the host of this show is clever and funny in her delivery. Subscribed!
I loved it when my pastor kicked Jerry Falwell out of our church in the 1960s.
The scotland one was really funny!!
Flying Mexican Flags -- I love the Scotts.
19:40 on is GOLD! I'm laughing so hard!
I'm sad nobody got the Trainspotting reference at the end. Great movie.
Oh my God where did you get the captain kangaroo coat it is awesome
Ummm news flash, Sam Bee: Lots of people have discovered that Trump cannot read a long time ago!
I get that these are largely unverified, but am I the only one who genuinely thinks that the Fallwell story checks out?
The phrase "people are talking about..." is one of Drumpf's favorites. Don't stoop.
Lol love this episode!
I'm loving the Captain Kangaroo blazer!
I do love those Scots!
Is it just me or does Sam say "Take a look" like a Skyrim merchant?
That was absolutely brilliant!! The guy endorsing trump.....then having to get his phone.....😂🤣😅
e phone eu não uso phone . aqui e rede internet mesmo
I love hearing comedians basing their material on research
How did he graduate from an Ivy League Uni...?
@ Last time I check the University of Pennsylvania was still part of the Ivy League
No need to be baffled, guys. During the time Trump was at the Wharton School (U Penn), it was a joke of a school. It was a dumping ground for trust fund kids who needed a babysitter to watch over them for a few years until the parents signed ownership of their business over to their little spoiled demon spawn. It was NOT the respected institution it is today. And reports have stated that professors at the time noticed that Trump's "intellectual curiosity" was severely lacking; basically, Trump was known to be one of the dumber kids at a school for dumb kids.
3:23
Michael Wolff looks like Fred Armisen playing Dr. Evil
I bet he has something like Dyslexia, but never wanted to bring it up (because it would make him seem weak). He buried that learning disability so deep its now just another conspiracy theory that we will learn was actually true years after he dies, when someone comes forward with the truth.
That makes a whole lotta sense
Samantha said the C-word again!
CONSPIRACY.
Alternate theory on the “trump can’t read theory”: trump needs glasses but won’t get/‘use them.
No, he really cant read.
He has no desire to learn because he already 'knows it all'
@Roger B 🤣👍
Also a possibility , however , i would take a punt that given he has been a spoiled little rich boy all his life , he has probably never been bothered with such trivial things like education .
Especially when you can have the butler or the maid do it .
@@AndromedaD he uses "I forgot my glasses" as an excuse...
great show. keep up the good work sam. love you
"Monetary Damages."
How does that make you feel? ~ The Therapist
+1 for the trainspotting ending
@22:09; Wait - so did he buy it while he was in Antarctica? Or just before he left to go there?
The way Falwell Jr is fidgeting with his wedding ring...
That jump scare was uncalled for
Thank you, Scotland.
I love you, Sam, but please don’t let them dress you in a Captain Kangaroo blazer again.
I can only see him testifying on the trial when someone ask him to read a statement….. WOW! This is it! Your’e fired and go to your room.
I did enjoy.
Just keep: hating them
and calling them liars.
I might have some Scot
in me after all.
Wow! The yellow balloon. 😆 😆 😆
So that's what it looks like when you sell your soul, well done Fall-well.
você pode imaginar uma criancinha sendo rasgada no estrupo por este maniaco pedofilo . ela gritando toda sanguentada e logo vindo a morrer . so imagina o quanto isso e repugnante e horrendo . o mundo ja odiaria totalmente isto .
Being illiterate might also explain why Trump treats defense and intelligence briefings with the same lazy, reckless attitude he has with SNL scripts.
Nancy threw shade at him by explaining him the meaning of 'exculpatory'.
I love you Samantha but Captain Kangaroo called and he wants his red jacket back. LOL
Hey dipshit, that was the point. Whoosh!
i think that falwell photo is cohen's health insurance.
Not saying I know best, but the first person I heard say Trump can't read was Seth Meyers. And it was **hilarious**
When you say "Liberty University", you should always make air quotes around "University".
Like Trump "university" or Prager "university" .
Or clown "college".
I think he can barely read. Maybe he can read a few words.
Not enough to read a whole book.
Not even a children's book.
harlow jean 1975 deymonaz He can read all the best words 🤣
I have a 7yrold in school simple words the, is, we,me, and, they are sight words. That's about it for trump.
I want to use Leviticus 4:20 as an online monicker 😆🤣😛
Got to hand it to Mr. Phelps. We've just kept pissing him off and he's completely cracked up. Unfortunately his family and the cabinet seem to be fine with leaving him in charge anyway.
Give this man a padded cell.