HYSTERICAL!!! Had me laughing out loud! "Gonna swallow floor polish and probably die" and "OK Boomer Optimus Prime" had me rolling!!! LOVED IT Bro! I know the 'kiddie voice' was hard to keep going but it was great! Very well done!
LMAO! Love the video. This COPPA stuff is a perfect example of government overreach. I'm debating on what to do with my channel, and here I was going to start making videos.
It's NOT government overreach, it's TH-cam overreach... As in THEY FUCKED UP, refuse to accept responsibility for THEIR CRIMES, in spite of the Courts ruling AGAINST THEM, in favor of the PARENTS & CHILDREN, and NOW.... ALL of our fave reviewers AND US by default, have to suffer the consequences of TH-cam'S ACTIONS. THEY DID THIS, because they're doing the whole, "WELL, if we're forced to do this, let's show the government what petulant @$$holes we REALLY ARE, and punish everyone doing ANYTHING having to do with kids, or things that interest kids, and by default, ALL the subscribers of those channels. AGAIN, TH-cam did this TO THEMSELVES AND US, NOT the government. TH-cam ALSO has to decide if they're a "platform" OR if they're a "publisher", because they cannot be BOTH! On THAT point, the government probably WILL be forced to step in and make a ruling FOR them. At that point, this COPPA crap may no longer apply... So let's hope it's sooner rather than later! )
@@twistedgaming9185 Yeah, I'm usually MUCH more civil and polite when addressing official things, but this whole deal is bogus, and that vile wench who owns TH-cam knows it VERY well. This is nothing more than a spiteful, vindictive child lashing out at people they want to lump in with those who sued them for THEIR CORRUPT acts AGAINST CHILDREN. It's simple projection really, and it's PISSED me off... SO, I just let it out for a minute, lol. Feeling better, but STILL angry at TH-cam for their dishonest approach to "protecting themselves" at OUR reviewers' expenses. Regarding the FTC though, you got a link to take me where I need to go? I definitely don't mind fighting for the rights of the wrongly infringed. Thanks!
@@shanehai2699 www.regulations.gov/comment?D=FTC-2019-0054-0001 - that's the link (courtesy of ShartimusPrime). And here's the petition I have already signed (again courtesy of ShartimusPrime) for good measure: www.change.org/p/youtubers-and-viewers-unite-against-ftc-regulation Adult reviewers and gamers forever! 😉
Ha ha “head masters”.. agh! Bruh! The intro song? Where’s the savage metal riff?! You playing me patriot prime, but I’m laughing my ass off. 🤣 that voice tho
Patriot Prime Reviews also- not sure if you watch clownfish tv but they just came out with a video explaining the potential deep roots of COPPA and man, how upsetting is this fucking horse shit... ugh I’m feeling for all my favorite TH-cam creators 💔
Holy crap! Lol. Headmasters available at finer pornography shops on vhs, dvd, bluray, and 4khd. I'm so sad I missed watching this when you posted. 👏 this was so much fun to watch. Cheers to floor polish drinking. 🍻
Haha, love the review and sarcasm - to quote the Emperor "let the hate flow through you". Brilliant stuff - p.s. I lol'd at the "ok Boomer Prime" and well done on working in some Jason. Glad to hear you're continuing to make videos.
Hahaha, gotta do what ya gotta do brother! I myself sought legal advice and have pulled most of my vids for now ... we will see what the future brings. Great review, adapt and overcome as they say.
Thanks for the info Ninjabill1000!!!!!!! :D I have debated all along about deleting all my videos, and this confirms my decision. I will though go the extra mile and "hide" my channel instead of deleting it.
50 seconds in and I don't think I can take much more of that voice! XD edit: Oh man that whole intro really got me! And with that voice ya might as well call it "Patronizing Prime Reviews". :P
Oh my god, this is too much salt for my diet. I'm about to have a heart attack. I haven't actually kept up with your videos, and I can tell i came back at just the right time
Thanks, the sArCaSm was flowing through me last night. I'll be back to normal for the next Reviews, I have a few I want to knock out before "TH-cam Judgment Day".
I got siege apeface on my birthday in 2020 i found him in walmart before my birthday. And then his gun was loose too on the cockpit and couple days later in 2020 i broke the peg where its painted clear plastic i was so upset. But i called my grandpa and i send a picture for a new siege apeface figure to buy from amazon like you did. And when my grandpa got the package, he brought it to my house and thanked him. When I open apeface from the packaging i transformed him into his jet mode I put his gun on the nosecone it wasn't loose on mine and i did very carefully remove the shield wing thing crap i forget what its called and shutdown307. Hooah!
I couldn't even make it to the full minute mark without ROFL all over the place, lol! There's so many great lines in here. "chances are, you're going lose [the paint clear plastic shield] anyway." "I like the hole right there," haha! "Looks like some ACTUAL paint scrapege there. That makes me mad." "you're gonna drink and probably die!" "it makes me...SICK!" Oh brother! In all seriousness, I think it's awesome to see Apeface homage amazingly well with modern engineering! Also, I put the Sonic "Boomer" Blaster (straight up translated from the Cybertronian text) on the 2nd hold under the nosecone a little bit back. I also don't like that "milky" white, or what I call buttercream, plastic. I didn't like it on Siege Sideswipe, I do not like it here. Why use Prowl or Red Alert's white color? Plus that shield design, despite being painted clear plastic (what a waste of a budget), really looks like a UCAV or at least some other kind of drone. Similar maybe, to how Beast Wars Scorponok used his Bee Drones. I don't agree with you marking your videos for kids, because your videos, that I have seen, were not talking to or even appear intended for an underage audience. Honestly, even your son's videos were more for fathers/mothers to watch with their kids as a family friendly look at another Transformer fan household. The loss of past and future comments and notifications on those videos you mark for kids going forward, will hurt to continue to grow your channel. However, it is your channel, and I'll support you in whatever you decide. I'm glad you're not leaving. Hell, even when Optimus Prime died the first time, he may have gotten shot at point-blank range, but he still took out the big bad Megatron. 'Til all are one... hooah! =P
I’m getting really mixed messages in this one. It sounds like you’re talking to kids but then some dude’s fingers get lopped off! Lol. Well done buddy!
Btw it doesn't need to have violence to remain unkid friendly, in fact that makes it worse, toys are considered kid friendly and thus. SIGH youtube sucks AGAIN!
Stanley Spidowski's looking for his mop! (Hmmmmm... Seems like I saw it on The View... I think someone was wearing it, lol! 😅😅😅) You're a lucky little boy! YOU get to drink from the FIREHOSE!!! 😲😅😅😅
I will track down your videos to watch, and I will just make my comments on your FB page. Thanks for all the points on Apeface. I was really on the fence about him, but I will just skip him. Too many issues.
The sarcasm here is delicious. That's right kids, guns are cool. Good grief, your FTC is a complete jpke. Your point has been made, sir. This was painful and almost offensive to watch, as an adult collector.
Lots of great lines in this video and i loved how you made fun of the COPPA guidlines (if you can even call them guidlines). With that said i beg of you please do a proper review of this without the annoying child tone as funny as it was i found this video highly annoying and it made me extermely angry that you had to do a video like this. I will stick with you and look forward to the next review.
Really missing your true self. You were very original and creative. Not a fan of new TH-cam rules. This is like watching Mr. Rogers Transformers neighborhood
I can't tell … Are you being sarcastic? If you were really serious you would have blurred out the image of the g_n. or replaced it with a walkie-talkie. … but don't you lose your comment section if you label videos "for kids" ? I hope the change that.
This is the kind of quality passive aggressiveness that sustains me.
HYSTERICAL!!! Had me laughing out loud! "Gonna swallow floor polish and probably die" and "OK Boomer Optimus Prime" had me rolling!!!
LOVED IT Bro! I know the 'kiddie voice' was hard to keep going but it was great! Very well done!
There's a few times where my "Kiddie Voice" started reverting back to my own.
Thanks for watching buddy.
"I'm bigger than you, I'll beat you up!" "No you won't, I'm fast!"
Wholly crap, I'm dying!
Damn it, if I can't drink floor polish, what ELSE am I supposed to do with my weekend?
Love the satire brother. I am a huge fan of the channel and hope that COPPA doesn't affect your presence or content. Keep up the great work!
Thanks Admiral, like I said "I'm gonna keep on rolling."
Even if I have to mark FOR KIDS you guys know where to find me.
A healthy dose of sarcasm +clip of Jason Vorhees equals instant subscription in my book. Well done mister!
“Ok boomer Optimus Prime” 😂
Oh you're killing me smalls.
I am with yah hoping something gets this whole messed canned.
Thankfully the ftc actually has people to examine videos instead of robots, so most videos won't be affected.
LMAO! Love the video. This COPPA stuff is a perfect example of government overreach. I'm debating on what to do with my channel, and here I was going to start making videos.
It's NOT government overreach, it's TH-cam overreach... As in THEY FUCKED UP, refuse to accept responsibility for THEIR CRIMES, in spite of the Courts ruling AGAINST THEM, in favor of the PARENTS & CHILDREN, and NOW.... ALL of our fave reviewers AND US by default, have to suffer the consequences of TH-cam'S ACTIONS. THEY DID THIS, because they're doing the whole, "WELL, if we're forced to do this, let's show the government what petulant @$$holes we REALLY ARE, and punish everyone doing ANYTHING having to do with kids, or things that interest kids, and by default, ALL the subscribers of those channels.
AGAIN, TH-cam did this TO THEMSELVES AND US, NOT the government. TH-cam ALSO has to decide if they're a "platform" OR if they're a "publisher", because they cannot be BOTH! On THAT point, the government probably WILL be forced to step in and make a ruling FOR them. At that point, this COPPA crap may no longer apply... So let's hope it's sooner rather than later! )
@@shanehai2699 Speak your mind at FTC's website, but BE POLITE and help protect our TH-camrs.
@@twistedgaming9185
Yeah, I'm usually MUCH more civil and polite when addressing official things, but this whole deal is bogus, and that vile wench who owns TH-cam knows it VERY well. This is nothing more than a spiteful, vindictive child lashing out at people they want to lump in with those who sued them for THEIR CORRUPT acts AGAINST CHILDREN. It's simple projection really, and it's PISSED me off... SO, I just let it out for a minute, lol. Feeling better, but STILL angry at TH-cam for their dishonest approach to "protecting themselves" at OUR reviewers' expenses.
Regarding the FTC though, you got a link to take me where I need to go? I definitely don't mind fighting for the rights of the wrongly infringed.
Thanks!
@@shanehai2699 www.regulations.gov/comment?D=FTC-2019-0054-0001 - that's the link (courtesy of ShartimusPrime). And here's the petition I have already signed (again courtesy of ShartimusPrime) for good measure: www.change.org/p/youtubers-and-viewers-unite-against-ftc-regulation
Adult reviewers and gamers forever! 😉
TH-cam tries to protect children, but they're killing themselves for it. The PERFECT irony.
I absolutely love the sarcasm from the beginning of this video.
Love the great beginning and love the video 😀😊
What’s a headmaster dad? Lol! Trying to get used to this new review version
Ha ha “head masters”.. agh! Bruh! The intro song? Where’s the savage metal riff?! You playing me patriot prime, but I’m laughing my ass off. 🤣 that voice tho
That Kiddie intro song was a last minute addition, I cracked myself up when I put it in.
Don't worry, I'll be back to normal in my next Review.
Patriot Prime Reviews also- not sure if you watch clownfish tv but they just came out with a video explaining the potential deep roots of COPPA and man, how upsetting is this fucking horse shit... ugh I’m feeling for all my favorite TH-cam creators 💔
I seriously spit out my coffee when the "new" intro music played. Well done.
Thanks, that was a last minute addition when editing, I cracked myself up with it.
Holy crap! Lol. Headmasters available at finer pornography shops on vhs, dvd, bluray, and 4khd. I'm so sad I missed watching this when you posted. 👏 this was so much fun to watch. Cheers to floor polish drinking. 🍻
Haha, love the review and sarcasm - to quote the Emperor "let the hate flow through you". Brilliant stuff - p.s. I lol'd at the "ok Boomer Prime" and well done on working in some Jason. Glad to hear you're continuing to make videos.
Omg Mr. Pat, you should have been doing standup. I almost forgot what the video was about. The scissors, headmaster question, that's classic lol.
I originally watched this without reading the title and wasn’t expecting this my favorite line was “guns are cool right”
The sarcasm is great with this 😂
Well played, brother....well played. 🤘😁🤘
Your killing me 😂 will always follow your videos keep doing your thing man👍💪🤘
Hahaha, gotta do what ya gotta do brother! I myself sought legal advice and have pulled most of my vids for now ... we will see what the future brings. Great review, adapt and overcome as they say.
Thanks for the info Ninjabill1000!!!!!!! :D I have debated all along about deleting all my videos, and this confirms my decision. I will though go the extra mile and "hide" my channel instead of deleting it.
wow a vid brimming with sarcasm lol good job Patriot Prime Reviews love your vids coppa do you mean coppaccino naaa that makes me hyper
50 seconds in and I don't think I can take much more of that voice! XD
edit: Oh man that whole intro really got me!
And with that voice ya might as well call it "Patronizing Prime Reviews". :P
Do you have any idea how hard it was to maintain that the whole time?
Never again.
Thanks for watching.
Keep it up mate. Your videos are the 1st I go to before making a purchase.
Oh my god, this is too much salt for my diet. I'm about to have a heart attack.
I haven't actually kept up with your videos, and I can tell i came back at just the right time
Thanks, the sArCaSm was flowing through me last night.
I'll be back to normal for the next Reviews, I have a few I want to knock out before "TH-cam Judgment Day".
@@PatriotPrimeReviews I'll definitely have to tune in. It shows how good you are when you can still make a really good review through all the sarcasm
This is the type of quality content that makes you want to die
And to commit seppuku with your channel.
@@twistedgaming9185 yep ._.
I thought I was the only person who drinks floor polish, I’m glad I’m not alone in the hobby
What's your favorite flavor?
Mine's Pledge.
Same here especially the lemon variety
Still better than most actual videos aimed at kids.
Great response to coppa. So glad it didn't have an effect in 2020.
FANTASTIC REVIEW PATRIOT PRIME!!!!!!!!!! :D I hope Snagdragon gets released in the Earthrise toy line. :D
You're killing me, Battle! Too funny!
Just imagine a actual 7 year old kid watching the ending part
....... i have issues keeping a strait face with the voice you used.
I did too.
I could almost see tears in your eyes liking your were holding back?! We all are too still I can adapt to SarcasmTube!!?! Cheers...
Lol awesome vid buddy
I got siege apeface on my birthday in 2020 i found him in walmart before my birthday. And then his gun was loose too on the cockpit and couple days later in 2020 i broke the peg where its painted clear plastic i was so upset. But i called my grandpa and i send a picture for a new siege apeface figure to buy from amazon like you did. And when my grandpa got the package, he brought it to my house and thanked him. When I open apeface from the packaging i transformed him into his jet mode I put his gun on the nosecone it wasn't loose on mine and i did very carefully remove the shield wing thing crap i forget what its called and shutdown307. Hooah!
Hey to give u a heads up the gorilla mode is done in correctly it all tabs in securely just so u know
I figured it out finally after I messed around with him this morning.
I'll have to address that if I decide to do a serious Review on him.
Oh ok it took me awhile too i just figured id give yana heads up
Genius! Pure genius!
Hahaha! Loving the snark!
It's a gift.
Some get looks, some get money...I got sArCaSm.
patriot prime: has a m1a1 ( i think thats it) with a grenade launcher in the old intros
youtube: yep for kids
TH-cam Kids exists, how many are even using it?
@thors stopmotion studios And the FTC still think it's TH-cam's fault even though they have a platform FOR KIDS?
Love your Spinister review. Cant wait to get him. Apeface is ok.
I’m gonna ask my dad what a head master is
I regret it
I saw the entire video and I loved it 😊
This was a painful audio experience but I appreciate the passive-aggressiveness.
It was painful for me as well, never again will that voice rear it's ugly head....unless I'm making fun of something.
Hmm...Baltmatrix was talking about the weird feel of the plastic as well. Disappointing that it seems to just be a thing with this figure as a whole.
LMFAOOOOO!!! Now that's how it's done!
This is great
I couldn't even make it to the full minute mark without ROFL all over the place, lol! There's so many great lines in here. "chances are, you're going lose [the paint clear plastic shield] anyway." "I like the hole right there," haha! "Looks like some ACTUAL paint scrapege there. That makes me mad." "you're gonna drink and probably die!" "it makes me...SICK!"
Oh brother! In all seriousness, I think it's awesome to see Apeface homage amazingly well with modern engineering! Also, I put the Sonic "Boomer" Blaster (straight up translated from the Cybertronian text) on the 2nd hold under the nosecone a little bit back. I also don't like that "milky" white, or what I call buttercream, plastic. I didn't like it on Siege Sideswipe, I do not like it here. Why use Prowl or Red Alert's white color?
Plus that shield design, despite being painted clear plastic (what a waste of a budget), really looks like a UCAV or at least some other kind of drone. Similar maybe, to how Beast Wars Scorponok used his Bee Drones.
I don't agree with you marking your videos for kids, because your videos, that I have seen, were not talking to or even appear intended for an underage audience. Honestly, even your son's videos were more for fathers/mothers to watch with their kids as a family friendly look at another Transformer fan household. The loss of past and future comments and notifications on those videos you mark for kids going forward, will hurt to continue to grow your channel. However, it is your channel, and I'll support you in whatever you decide. I'm glad you're not leaving. Hell, even when Optimus Prime died the first time, he may have gotten shot at point-blank range, but he still took out the big bad Megatron. 'Til all are one... hooah! =P
I like the video
This must if hurt your voice. But it's hilarious. Great video as always.
Yeah, I made my point, I'm not using that voice again for long periods of time.
Thanks for watching. 🤘🇺🇸
I’m getting really mixed messages in this one. It sounds like you’re talking to kids but then some dude’s fingers get lopped off! Lol. Well done buddy!
Tell us how you really feel about coppa 😂😂
Loved this review!
Thanks buddy.
ahahahahahah ahahahahahaha
LMFAO ..... WTF just happened here?!?!
Too funny bro
Thanks ferrrrrr Sharin' ana Showin' Amigo :)
"Hey Kids!" Lol
Get the brats outta here, 'cause this channel ain't for them! 😡
PPR, we don't say "sucks". 😬
"OK Boomer Optimus Prime" :-D
I have to frequent Target for awhile
That was great
Good job
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA “Okay Boomer Optimus Prime”
I was so confused at the beginning
Don't worry, that's sarcasm, son.
lol love it
Nope you can't transform with no fingers 😂
I had no idea why did you act like Baltmatrix, but i get it now. :D
Nice!! An example of r/maliciouscompliance on TH-cam!! XD
At the copa Copacabana the hottest spot north of Havana. Oooooooooh "COPPA" not copa.
Cool review. I'd prefer it if the gorilla mode was the mode they put the effort into, and have the jet be the afterthought.
Oh my god it so funny and weird thanks a lot coppa
And FTC.
Btw it doesn't need to have violence to remain unkid friendly, in fact that makes it worse, toys are considered kid friendly and thus. SIGH youtube sucks AGAIN!
They're going after kid-APPEAL. They're idiots, including FTC.
Hahahaha... that is 100% to the point!!!
Where do we want to go???
TO UNCLE NUTSY'S FUN HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"UHF"!!!!
We're gonna have some big FUN today!
@@PatriotPrimeReviews U-62! BE THERE!
Stanley Spidowski's looking for his mop! (Hmmmmm... Seems like I saw it on The View... I think someone was wearing it, lol! 😅😅😅)
You're a lucky little boy! YOU get to drink from the FIREHOSE!!! 😲😅😅😅
I will track down your videos to watch, and I will just make my comments on your FB page. Thanks for all the points on Apeface. I was really on the fence about him, but I will just skip him. Too many issues.
I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry..😆🤔😭
At best he did a warning at the beginning of this video. At worst, he may still not be safe from FTC.
This intro just about killed me.
Oh god the cringe 😬 @15:04 thank god your back to normal
I hate the new rules!! TH-cam sucks!
Oh Jason lol...... like a weird version Captain Kangaroo lol
First of all I'm 14 and I keep the packaging second of all I know what headmaster are and third of all I know this is a joke
The sarcasm hurts so much
Would you say you’re going to.... soldier on? Eh??? 😬
this vid was too comical to pass up. Niiiiiiiice..
Lol I love your vids patriot prime. I feel really bad about this whole kid friendly crap. It really sucks. But this video is funny crap.
Thanks buddy, I'm gonna keep on keeping on, not in this style though.
I'll do what I have to do and hopefully you guys can still find me.
Oh God nooooooooooo
I feel so sorry for you right now prime
I'm trying to stay positive...time will tell.
Patriot Prime Reviews we’re all in this together till all are one
These new rules piss me off
You ain't the only one. Other TH-camrs are pissed too.
The sarcasm here is delicious. That's right kids, guns are cool. Good grief, your FTC is a complete jpke. Your point has been made, sir. This was painful and almost offensive to watch, as an adult collector.
Bloody Funny
I try.
Thanks for watching.
Lolololol... Headmaster from mommy and daddy
The intro was a little weird. Great video though.
It was during the time that all of us Toy Reviewers were threatened with all of our content being labeled "For Kids" by TH-cam.
Well I’m 13 so I’m good
Yep, no middle aged men here!
And I'm 20 (didn't watch TH-cam until I was in college in UK).
I’m 13 so I’m good
Nice middle finger to COPPA
Lots of great lines in this video and i loved how you made fun of the COPPA guidlines (if you can even call them guidlines). With that said i beg of you please do a proper review of this without the annoying child tone as funny as it was i found this video highly annoying and it made me extermely angry that you had to do a video like this. I will stick with you and look forward to the next review.
I didn't have to...I wanted to.
I do have Close Captions as an option so you can watch with no sound.
I'll be back to my regular self on the next one.
Really missing your true self. You were very original and creative. Not a fan of new TH-cam rules. This is like watching Mr. Rogers Transformers neighborhood
The whole thing is me being sarcastic, no way that's gonna be my Reviews from now on.
@@PatriotPrimeReviews Did you speak your mind at FTC's website? Emgo did say he'll write a NOVEL at them.
This Passive Aggressive approach to it had me laughing like a Gremlin.
I can't tell … Are you being sarcastic? If you were really serious you would have blurred out the image of the g_n. or replaced it with a walkie-talkie. … but don't you lose your comment section if you label videos "for kids" ? I hope the change that.
Ohhhhhhh f**k me and f**k coppa
LOL