"They don't know that that dialogue is just from a bad science fiction film from nature." There are some really great poetic descriptions of love around, but this has got to be up there with them.
@@presentfuture7563 Ye sadly that doesnt happen too often to me... so he was onto something there with some of his jokes... But I had no tea or coffee and was safe.
7:26 What do you want for breakfast, darling? I want sugar fried in honey No, we have fruit and bread and wholesome things like that I love you daddy I love you too; sugar you say, I'll be right back
When we were leaving the hospital with our first born, my husband looked at me and asked if it was legal for them to let us take a baby home without any proof we know what we are doing. The first months you really are shocked.
My head is full of so many strange images.... this guy is just brilliant at creating the right scene... I remember he was in that British comedy series Black Books... must have read every single book in that shop.... brilliant
@@Analiffey1916I would imagine my wee Ma agrees!....Hahahaha.....Dave had the balls of a lion doing the kind of comedy he did at the time of the troubles in Ireland, and he did it in a way that you would hardly notice. Geniuarse!.....
Well, I met my husband at uni accommodation through friends, totally and utterly sober, playing billiards and warcraft, because I'm that much of a nerd. Proud though :P
I taught myself to read and speak English. I find his English speaking is the best I have ever heard. They say he is Irish but he speaks English much better than Englishmen themselves!
"My Viddoodium is pointing at your Ther-nungulator," Oh, freddled gruntbuggly! Thy micturations are to me, as plurdled gabble-blotchits on a lurgid bee!
@@merlinious01 Absolutely! And that has always been my go-to option, but very often occasion calls, my boss wouldn't be impressed if I showed up in a pair of those, for an instance 😂
@@merlinious01 dress code. Can't show up in just about anything. But that's not the point. Often, as I mentioned, occasion calls, so be it work or event, while a pair of jeans might be passable for the said occasion, it's hard to find a comfortable one. The standard is very different from the men's, and that can be very frustrating. It's not just one thing, it's the whole understanding, "norm", industry, combined 🤷
I've always been single. I've had a few relationships, but could never 'shack up'. I don't understand how anyone can compromise so much of themselves. I can't even commit myself to a pet because 'what if I want to go skiing this weekend?'.
I can say with authority, I as a Gay Man do NOT want to be a Woman. Women have a whole set of problems to deal with on an every day basis that I could not even begin to address, so I would lie in bed for my entire life. As A Man, I can get by without having to make the effort. Women Literally DO Everything, and men are along for the ride.
Glenna Smith fine you want an argument, of course men make an effort, we build houses and fight the wars. Life isn’t easy for men, nor is it easy for women. I don’t like the implication that men just stroll along through life while the women pick up the pieces as if they were just children, both sexes have very real tasks, very real contributions and very real struggles which the other sex doesn’t have. Is that better?
Glenna Smith “as a man, I can get by without having to make an effort” that’s what the original comment said, in my mind he’s very much saying the women do everything and the men don’t, and I don’t agree that what women do is undervalued.
@@mrginge143 I understand it would be hard for a straight man to take. Truth is, men are good for a second income and light entertainment. Most women definitely work harder than most men
Sophie Vasiliadis you’re kidding, right? I understand “haha straight guys are proud so let’s be patronising” how do you even quantify who works “harder”
The spiel for this is wrong. Moran was not the sole creator of Black Books, it was him and Graham Linehan, and there were 5 writers including him and Linehan.
If you are new to Dylan, do your research. Hes fucking funny and this is a small example...."I have tried to get home with the downies"......This vid is a small example I mean.....
Marine uniform looks a hell of a lot better ! 😅 Ohh wtf lmfao ! Yes to ask questions is nice ! Ok, to be a leader o_0 theirs passive that leads the way o_0 then theirs submissive that hides and cowardly acts without standing firm in what you believe in ! Compromising between each other to be equal to make things work if your both Actually doing things together like holding hands while walking actually work together actually naturally share things & get along or find patience when they test you or if they don't test you but it just seems like you get them," that's great when your actually able to be like that !...
To all the people trying to read meaning or interpret some socio political commentary from this; its comedy, its designed to make people laugh, that it, shove your confirmation bias where the sun don't shine
I love this sort of disheveled energy people. They're always intuitive in the most unique ways.
Hes pissed usually thats why lol
Dave Allen paved the tipsy way,
Moran took up the intoxication &
Critical Drinker takes it to the movies.
I mean he has built his whole career on that idea
Yeh, he's just irish
If you haven’t already, check out _Milton Jones._ Disheveled with added bewildered. 😬
He has become my favorite comedian. He is like Carlin but without the overpowering delivery. Like a friend talking to you
"Bake me a cake or go away" - yes. No nonsense. Only cake.
"Check him out before he kills us" lives in my brain rent free 🤣🤣🤣
So true
Lovers' dialogue being "a very bad science fiction film written by nature" is ... soberingly hilarious 😅
seriously, it definitely took all the air out my lungs for a second.
Oh my gosh! How have i only just discovered him? He is BRILLIANT!!!
Watch the series Black Books you won’t regret it.
I’m later than you; just found him on TH-cam today and am binge watching!
I totally love Dylan Moran. Always have. Always will. He is intelligent & funny. And handsome. Trifecta. Thank you Dylan for your unique visions.
"They don't know that that dialogue is just from a bad science fiction film from nature." There are some really great poetic descriptions of love around, but this has got to be up there with them.
Do NOT watch while drinking tea. Repeat: do NOT watch while drinking tea.
Is the tea too hot ?
@@L2Xenta Ha no but Dylan's on fire! I both choked and sprayed the screen at the shark's mouth comment
@@presentfuture7563 Ye sadly that doesnt happen too often to me... so he was onto something there with some of his jokes... But I had no tea or coffee and was safe.
Hehe 😆 if you do, take the tiniest sips 😁
For the Americans out there, do not watch while drinking milk.
Bake me a cake or go away is a solid mood.
A great Irish storyteller.
Most of his work was for British TV though, and he lives in Britain, and has lived there for most of his life.
Edit: fixed autocorrect error.
Those moments when he plays having forgotten why he is on stage --BRILLIANT...
I know he kinda stumbled into the shearing the bed bit...but honestly that was the best part! XD
Thank you for cheering me up by way of this clip, Mr Moran. (I usually turn to Black Books or Seinfeld). Muchas gracias!
Have you tried Bottom & Black Adder ?
7:26
What do you want for breakfast, darling?
I want sugar fried in honey
No, we have fruit and bread and wholesome things like that
I love you daddy
I love you too; sugar you say, I'll be right back
The funniest, cleverest man - love love love Dylan Moran ❤️
This man seems very sweet! I look forward to hearing more of his standup.
"Not intimacy but embarrassment" : a true master of his craft.
I once bought a toaster while drunk. And you know what?
I shouldn‘t have...
xXWastlXx forshame
have you no shame?
😃😃😃
When we were leaving the hospital with our first born, my husband looked at me and asked if it was legal for them to let us take a baby home without any proof we know what we are doing. The first months you really are shocked.
God - here is the perfect man. Coffee all over the laptop again :)
Dylan has the best delivery of any comedian.
My head is full of so many strange images.... this guy is just brilliant at creating the right scene... I remember he was in that British comedy series Black Books... must have read every single book in that shop.... brilliant
Francelee Paris yes he is AND you can watch the series here on yt for free! :)
he might have swallowed the little one😅
Dylan, you remind me of Dave Allen, that is the greatest compliment I can give you!! You’re feckin brilliant 😁x
High praise indeed Mary!.....
ExSapper PissedOffInLockDown, if the cap fits 😉
@@Analiffey1916 Dave was/is awesome, Dad got me interested. Dylan is more esoteric and a bit loopy!. All the better for it though....
ExSapper PissedOffInLockDown, your da had good taste!
@@Analiffey1916I would imagine my wee Ma agrees!....Hahahaha.....Dave had the balls of a lion doing the kind of comedy he did at the time of the troubles in Ireland, and he did it in a way that you would hardly notice. Geniuarse!.....
Dylan., you truly are brilliant.! Thank you for sharing your amazing wit and original genius! 👏👏👏🤣👍🏻
Il love his accent so much
They could not spell their own face 😂
Well, I met my husband at uni accommodation through friends, totally and utterly sober, playing billiards and warcraft, because I'm that much of a nerd. Proud though :P
Did you play with his warhammer?
I've seen him live in Prague. The second-best stand up I've ever been to.
Which was the best? I'm curious now but maybe you prefer not to say under his video - if so I'll understand
Yea, who did the best? Don't leave us hanging like this 😂
@@neestovekin8251 Bill Burr was the top. His live is just brutal. Uncut, uncensored... It's epic.
I had a hard time breathing.
@@Arrynek01 That doesn't surprise me, he's one of my favorites, but I haven't been to see him.
Truly one of the best.
My family wanted me to become a bed shearer, but I wool not.
Puntastic
I agree, bed shearing just seemed baa’d to me.
^way to be a part of the flock
My family wanted me to be a singer, but I said NO! And now I'm Bed Sheerin
Better leave the comedy to the British and Irish my German friend.
I love Dylan only secondarily to George Carlin. He is absolutely fabulous. He is genius. Thank you for your brilliance.
You have cool taste in comedian's 💚🇮🇪 both are Irish
I taught myself to read and speak English. I find his English speaking is the best I have ever heard. They say he is Irish but he speaks English much better than Englishmen themselves!
My favourite Irish comedian 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪
😆He's been this nerdy woman's mind candy for years. Shearin' the bed?! Just brilliant 💛
🤣🤣🤣 so drunk you can't even read your own face.....is just one the many lines that he describes my adult life in just a few minutes 💛
Dudley Moore and Eddie Izard had a Irish baby.
"My Viddoodium is pointing at your Ther-nungulator,"
Oh, freddled gruntbuggly!
Thy micturations are to me,
as plurdled gabble-blotchits on a lurgid bee!
Aaaaggghhh! Throw me off the spaceship!
"RESISTANCE IS USELESS !"
@@Opti-Mystic Futile.
@@roel.vinckens Only if you don't have your towel.
I misplaced my towel after one too many pangalactic gargleblasters 😔🍹🍹🍹
He looks drunk which makes it more hilarious lol
Thu An Nguyễn he is. he's Irish 😆
He is drunk
Every british comedian from this era was always drunk while performing
@@pablomuzzobar8940 he’s not. I’ve met him. He over emphasises this on stage but he’s pretty much always like that even now as a teetotal.
Dylan you are brilliant 😂😂😂😂🌸
Bottoms with 4 actual pockets, that actually fit things in! Is it that much to ask for? Sometimes girls want to be men too!
Don't have to be a man to buy cargo shorts.
@@merlinious01 Absolutely! And that has always been my go-to option, but very often occasion calls, my boss wouldn't be impressed if I showed up in a pair of those, for an instance 😂
@@Enjyu_666
Why? Is there a work uniform?
@@merlinious01 dress code. Can't show up in just about anything. But that's not the point. Often, as I mentioned, occasion calls, so be it work or event, while a pair of jeans might be passable for the said occasion, it's hard to find a comfortable one. The standard is very different from the men's, and that can be very frustrating. It's not just one thing, it's the whole understanding, "norm", industry, combined 🤷
I've always been single. I've had a few relationships, but could never 'shack up'. I don't understand how anyone can compromise so much of themselves. I can't even commit myself to a pet because 'what if I want to go skiing this weekend?'.
Absolutely genius
I just happened upon him today and he is brilliant. It has allowed me to have some levity
Love his man's art and it is an art, please keep doing what you do so very well ❤😂
He's incredible
Is it just me or...does he look like a younger version of Colin Firth?
He indeed does :3
To me he looks like older Lewis Capaldi, his whole energy and style of humor too
He's just a younger Dave Allen
Quentin?
Keen Nickolas also Matthew MacFayden
Men would like to know what its like to always be right about everything :-)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey Dylan Moran, my great great grandfather came from Ireland, Thomas Moran. Hey Cuz💚
"Check him out before he kills us!" One of the best lines, ever. But seriously, why are the Nazi uniforms so hot?! Oh, the shame.
He has Eddie Izzard's cadence.
Eddie Izzard meets Dave Allen. The incredulity and upwards inflection being pure DA - probably the Irish lilt to some degree.
How true it is, from 3:33 in...nailed it, Dylan!
6:00..thank God I'm divorced 😂😂😂
Such clever comedy... he's massively intelligent ... very intriguing - he is brilliant - he needs to come home to Ireland more 😀
OMFG THIS WAS AWESOME EPIC
Love him! Xxx
is he on the show Black books
Yes
Yep
Just eat your food and let me love you don't speak hahahaha
This dude was the shoplifter in Notting Hill. "You belong in jail".
Love this ~
Bake me a cake 🧁, dress like a French pastry 🥐. Brilliant references to food 🍱.
..Sugar,you say ? I’ll be right back.
7:20 my favorite xD
pure genius :D
"they could not spell their own face" XD
LOLOLOLOLOL My husband is deployed!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL Yes it is the uniform!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shear that bed before crawling in ... 😂
The funniest thing to me is the lady at 5:24 who looks totally unamused.
haha she's all wooly 6:26
she doesn't speak Irish
She - I love you.
Me - I love you too babe.
She - But I love you more.
Me - Ok.
Trick is to know when you have been defeated
...And know she's going to wonder why you aren't the one who loves more xD we're a bit crazy like that
Very funny stuff.
I can say with authority, I as a Gay Man do NOT want to be a Woman. Women have a whole set of problems to deal with on an every day basis that I could not even begin to address, so I would lie in bed for my entire life. As A Man, I can get by without having to make the effort. Women Literally DO Everything, and men are along for the ride.
Simp
Glenna Smith fine you want an argument, of course men make an effort, we build houses and fight the wars. Life isn’t easy for men, nor is it easy for women. I don’t like the implication that men just stroll along through life while the women pick up the pieces as if they were just children, both sexes have very real tasks, very real contributions and very real struggles which the other sex doesn’t have. Is that better?
Glenna Smith “as a man, I can get by without having to make an effort” that’s what the original comment said, in my mind he’s very much saying the women do everything and the men don’t, and I don’t agree that what women do is undervalued.
@@mrginge143 I understand it would be hard for a straight man to take. Truth is, men are good for a second income and light entertainment. Most women definitely work harder than most men
Sophie Vasiliadis you’re kidding, right? I understand “haha straight guys are proud so let’s be patronising” how do you even quantify who works “harder”
I love him:-D
Something that looks like it's hanging out of the side of a ohmygod that's the funniest thing I've ever heard
German army were dressed by Hugo Boss
And Adidas
Bake me a cake or go away
Yes
Everyone wants leadership without responsibility.
Fucking hilarious, this. Also, true.
My drunk introduction to my wife.
Hi, I'm Butch and I'm fucked up!
Reminiscent of a young Dave Allen.
You must first... be a french fancy
Dylan Moran as sherlock holmes?
Hilarious
If you like this you'll love Black Books.
I would like to be a dolphin.....
Don't you think he sounds a lot like Eddie Izzard?
At least my partner knows that i'm with him for love, not some biological drive, because I'm Ace. Any other Aces out there?
Hello fellow ace 👋
Love is a biological drive
@@seizensteins9476 hi :) hope you're well
His style is damn close to Dave Allen!!
Is it the Irish in them?
I was thinking the same - some of those vocal mannerisms could have been Allen.
Nah, it's the booze in them 😄
FUCKING LEGEND!!! 💚🇮🇪☘️
😂😂😂😂
He is handsome here
I don't think so, I'd never pull it off.....
Lol the way he speaks is similar to ragnar lothbrok
The spiel for this is wrong. Moran was not the sole creator of Black Books, it was him and Graham Linehan, and there were 5 writers including him and Linehan.
Suuuuurrrrreeeeeee you would........
If you are new to Dylan, do your research. Hes fucking funny and this is a small example...."I have tried to get home with the downies"......This vid is a small example I mean.....
Marine uniform looks a hell of a lot better ! 😅 Ohh wtf lmfao ! Yes to ask questions is nice ! Ok, to be a leader o_0 theirs passive that leads the way o_0 then theirs submissive that hides and cowardly acts without standing firm in what you believe in ! Compromising between each other to be equal to make things work if your both Actually doing things together like holding hands while walking actually work together actually naturally share things & get along or find patience when they test you or if they don't test you but it just seems like you get them," that's great when your actually able to be like that !...
To all the people trying to read meaning or interpret some socio political commentary from this; its comedy, its designed to make people laugh, that it, shove your confirmation bias where the sun don't shine
I mean yeah thats basically why i transitioned.
The despicable truth.
"STAY SAFE" from what?