SPONGEBOB CONSPIRACY #4: The Evolution Theory

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  • @AlexBaleFilms
    @AlexBaleFilms  3 ปีที่แล้ว +14733

    Debunking the Krabby Patties are crabs theory (since I’m literally getting commented about it non-stop)
    Why is Mr Krabs the only crab in Bikini Bottom except for his family? You could ask the same question about Spongebob, Mrs. Puff, Plankton, Larry the Lobster, etc. By the same logic any of them could just as easily be the secret ingredient.
    At one point Krabs takes a bite of a krabby patty and says “so that’s what I taste like.” While this is a fun idea, he’s saying this because another fish just compared the old and dry taste of the sandwich to Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs has definitely eaten Krabby Patties before, so if they were crab meat he wouldn’t be saying “so that’s what I taste like” as if he’s never tried them before.
    The Krusty Krab is shaped like a Crab-Trap. It's been confirmed that it's actually based on a lobster trap, not a crab trap.

    • @mortalvehicle6138
      @mortalvehicle6138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      GOOD

    • @susanhowell2578
      @susanhowell2578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      i thought it was drugs or crabs was the secret formula

    • @SyNc51409
      @SyNc51409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      i think i know why the pets are not as evoled

    • @rafiahmed9348
      @rafiahmed9348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      E

    • @SyNc51409
      @SyNc51409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      you know how the pets are worms and snails? they are less advanced then fish even when they were primal so when the radiation hit they got more advanced like snails could say meow and the worms could bark so they did evlove

  • @ye4us
    @ye4us 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24983

    This confirms it.. That one episode, "One more bite", where Squidward has a Krabby Patty for the first time and becomes addicted is because giant squids fight and eat whales.

    • @resean2727
      @resean2727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3450

      Holy crap that makes sense.

    • @zunderz5311
      @zunderz5311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1953

      Holy shit dude

    • @blivhes7537
      @blivhes7537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +630

      😨😨

    • @shakomn6679
      @shakomn6679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2599

      He then blows up because whale carcasses are known for blowing up because of gases...

    • @MV-wn6kc
      @MV-wn6kc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +645

      It is the other way around. Whales fight and eat giant squids

  • @ds_axe12
    @ds_axe12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9103

    Alex: “Nope, no no no no no no, Mr. Krabs wouldn’t do that. He loves Pearl.”
    Don’t forget that he also sold Spongebob to the Flying Dutchman for 62 cents.

    • @simplethings749
      @simplethings749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +810

      He almost tore a man’s arm off for a penny

    • @Kromer__
      @Kromer__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +608

      Also in the song he was singing he just straight up killed the bird for no reason

    • @Naturebycarter
      @Naturebycarter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      You do have a point there are many occasions when mr krabs chooses money over pearl

    • @sarahhight9765
      @sarahhight9765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Ahhh shit Mr crabs caut in ak ultra

    • @moisesinfantes2797
      @moisesinfantes2797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      I was wondering when they said that Mr krab had depression after the war if it was because he was broke after it, not because of ptsd.

  • @woahjuice.
    @woahjuice. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5899

    i don't even think this is a "childhood ruined" moment, this is a "childhood explained" moment. so as haunting as these theories are, they are somewhat satisfying to think these are the true answers.

  • @charlesnoname1541
    @charlesnoname1541 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    All words and letters in order where were said/appeared (for the muse arg):
    0:18: "ONE" - 2
    3:59: "PHASE" - 1
    4:30: "SHOWING" - 5
    5:10: "COMPLETE" - 3
    5:13: "RESISTANCE" - 6
    6:35: "HIS" - 8
    8:17: "BREAK" - 7
    8:58: "HIS" - 11
    11:13: "REMOVE" - 10
    11:43: "SPIRIT" - 9
    16:07: "ASPIRATIONS" - 12
    17:03: "HOST" - 4
    the numbers with the words are the order they go of the sentence, like this:
    *PHASE ONE COMPLETE, HOST SHOWING RESISTANCE, BREAK HIS SPIRIT, REMOVE HIS ASPIRATIONS.*

  • @CryptoNWO
    @CryptoNWO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16002

    BRUV IT LITERALLY ALL MAKES SENSE!

    • @casucs2896
      @casucs2896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      HI KEVIN

    • @irresponsible4573
      @irresponsible4573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      INNIT BRUV

    • @JoesInTheHouse
      @JoesInTheHouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I mUsT lIkE yOuR cOmMenT sInCe yOur vErifieD

    • @zaiitelosesagain
      @zaiitelosesagain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@JoesInTheHouse yes thats the rules

    • @arandomguy3222
      @arandomguy3222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Here before this comment blows up

  • @TheSecondVersion
    @TheSecondVersion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4871

    The theory of Pearl's mother being used to feed fish for years has some basis in reality. When whales die, their corpses sink to the seafloor and are scavenged by a wide variety of species. This is called a "whalefall" and it can sustain a mini-ecosystem for *years.*

    • @dew7555
      @dew7555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +351

      Would totally expect Stephen Hillenberg to come up with that and tell the writers about it

    • @treyspencer4596
      @treyspencer4596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Bro a whalefall video came up on my recommended yesterday that’s wild 🤯

    • @JessicaGarcia-xf9wr
      @JessicaGarcia-xf9wr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@treyspencer4596 that’s the data TH-cam is stealing from your phone

    • @laylaminrir
      @laylaminrir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Definetly believable since Stephen hillenburg studied marine biology. Would definitely expect him to base his work on reality during the making but also make it subtle enough that when you don't know it, you don't see it.

    • @dantdmfangamingrich9802
      @dantdmfangamingrich9802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Don’t whales explode when they are on land or something so maybe that’s why squidward exploded in one more bite

  • @owens.
    @owens. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2349

    I will never hear “Mother of Pearl” the same again.
    *THAT’S* putting me into a deep depression.

    • @xin7547
      @xin7547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ok

    • @zojirushi1
      @zojirushi1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Is it as deep as Mr. Krab’s post depression after defeating Peral’s mom in the battle between primal and civilized sea creatures? 😶 OOOOOOF

    • @owens.
      @owens. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@zojirushi1 Yes, that is exactly what I meant lol

    • @thedotgiver2820
      @thedotgiver2820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      .

    • @GabePickles3837
      @GabePickles3837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ………..that seemed endless.

  • @lielouetta
    @lielouetta 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +459

    Maybe that’s why Mrs. Puff and Mr. Krabs are so perfect for each other, they’re both insane.

    • @kathyortega4021
      @kathyortega4021 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      lol

    • @kathyortega4021
      @kathyortega4021 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I mean, Mr krabbi the anti hero murdered a huge whale for meat, and Mrs puff is insane cuz SpongeBob is making her life a prison
      Dam that’s dark

    • @AvaLeonard-k4j
      @AvaLeonard-k4j 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yep

  • @jubisisters
    @jubisisters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4435

    my theory: spongebob is nearsighted. he wears glasses for jellyfishing and consistently fails driving tests. if he just wore his glasses when driving maybe he'd be ok

    • @killerquinn64
      @killerquinn64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +650

      And even crazier: in Mrs Puff You’re Fired he can drive blindfolded. He just fails because everything is blurry!

    • @nutbuster4204
      @nutbuster4204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Wow this makes so much sense I’ve been wondering this since i was young what an underrated comment.

    • @evanthompson3745
      @evanthompson3745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      This is such a good comment make sure Alex sees this

    • @luisquintero4471
      @luisquintero4471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      No it’s because he can drive well in the spongebob movie (original) it’s the stress

    • @kokeveli
      @kokeveli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Wait theres one thing blocking thi theory if he sees all blurry then how come he can make krabby patties fast and perfect?

  • @Carlos-go5ce
    @Carlos-go5ce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3067

    the fact that there is an entire episode about pearl getting acne because of krabby patty soap, also means pearl washes herself with her mothers corpse

    • @SpiderconPrime
      @SpiderconPrime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      Whale blubber could be used for soap

    • @badcaseofstripes
      @badcaseofstripes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +421

      @Jheiden Maveric G. Damasco well the point is that the meat wouldn't be exhausted quickly, when whales die in real life their corpses feed many ocean animals for several months to almost a couple years

    • @Kallichore09
      @Kallichore09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      JESUS CHRIST

    • @Im_Him_Fr
      @Im_Him_Fr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Who doesn't smh

    • @duckman62
      @duckman62 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      how has the meat not gone rotten though

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    “Eugine Krabs aspiration for money and greed caused him to do terrible terrible things”
    Literally the entire plot of Bikini Bottom Horror Story

    • @jamiepandahugs8246
      @jamiepandahugs8246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ay yo bikini bottom horror story?? what is that??

    • @ritishsalwan1225
      @ritishsalwan1225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Jah'Lee Robinson with just curiosity where can i find it is it like super scary ?

    • @Sivanot
      @Sivanot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ritishsalwan1225 It's just called The Bikini Bottom Horror. It's lovecraftian horror, and gets it's name from The Dunwich Horror.

    • @ritishsalwan1225
      @ritishsalwan1225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Sivanot thanks bud

    • @ritishsalwan1225
      @ritishsalwan1225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Jah'Lee Robinson will that f up my sleeping schedule ?

  • @kirby4221
    @kirby4221 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    What makes this theory even more darker that the boat looks insanely similar to the one in Mr. Crab's Dreams

    • @1337ꜛ
      @1337ꜛ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      good point

  • @mochann1133
    @mochann1133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4195

    I’ve seen multiple examples of people pointing out how weird it is for fish people to eat fish. I can never find myself to be bothered by it. Fish already eat fish

    • @huang111
      @huang111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      I guess people just find it weird when there is cannibalism in a cartoon, even though it’s in the real world

    • @bossgamera123
      @bossgamera123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      Not to mention the fact that there’s 10s of thousands of species of fishes. They’re not even the same species

    • @muhamadrizkyananda
      @muhamadrizkyananda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Maybe because fishes/citizen in Spongebob show is represent humans so can be interpreted as human eating human ?

    • @themadlass5584
      @themadlass5584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@huang111 Just because there is cannibalism in the world does not mean we need to be okay with it. 😐

    • @lilybelden9405
      @lilybelden9405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      @@themadlass5584 I think he means if you think fish eating fish is cannibalism. the humans eating cows is also cannibalism. mammals eating mammals.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8354

    When he said "there is so much more here than anyone thinks" I thought he was exaggerating
    I was wrong

    • @vAqeii
      @vAqeii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      yes

    • @giancarlo418
      @giancarlo418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Wow you're everywhere

    • @doomguy8445
      @doomguy8445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Hello mr. without moustache

    • @Ameenlox
      @Ameenlox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      nah man he was not exaggerating

    • @YehudiNimol
      @YehudiNimol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I wonder, do you actually watch the videos you comment on or do you just watch the first minute and just guess what the video is about?

  • @murvdx3692
    @murvdx3692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3587

    Pearl: “hey dad,what’s the secret formula?”
    Mr.krabs: “joe”
    Pearl: “who’s joe?”
    Mr.krabs: “joe mama”

    • @KonradvonHotzendorf
      @KonradvonHotzendorf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Damm that's cruel even for Krabs😂🐚

    • @gun3662
      @gun3662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      couGh Cough
      Gag*
      Sniff*
      Your commet is stolen

    • @ozera5793
      @ozera5793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Æ

    • @elizabethbeal8057
      @elizabethbeal8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Dude I chocked, that was so funny.

    • @memebob7528
      @memebob7528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hold the heck up

  • @BlackMamba0206
    @BlackMamba0206 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I heard of all these theories, but you are so detailed in explaining and proving them, and even extend and linking them and also proving it with every single evidence you find. A true Sherlock

  • @thepancakespy2355
    @thepancakespy2355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2275

    If this isn’t trending then the TH-cam algorithm is just flat out stupid. This is quality content right here

    • @sarthakjain1824
      @sarthakjain1824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      No cringe tiktokers already conquered trending page, or some "i am pregnant , telling to my husband, my friends, my dog , my boyfriend" type of videos are there.

    • @cosmiceyness
      @cosmiceyness 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      its beautiful

    • @sambuetow5225
      @sambuetow5225 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true, so true

    • @spiritual9574
      @spiritual9574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@sarthakjain1824 lmao this is 100% accurate

    • @hello-jn2cy
      @hello-jn2cy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How did you comment 4 hours ago

  • @mrpockets28248
    @mrpockets28248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4165

    One more observation that goes hand in hand with this theory: I don’t recall pearl ever eating krabby patties. In fact when she starts the kuddly krab she replaces the krabby patty with a salad

    • @blahblahbluuu
      @blahblahbluuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      Holy mother of...!!!

    • @Going1outof10
      @Going1outof10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      pearl

    • @adwans1491
      @adwans1491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      She ate them dont worry

    • @Pablo.673
      @Pablo.673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      She eats one in Growth Spout...

    • @IWANTTOMEETGERARD
      @IWANTTOMEETGERARD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      She eats one in As Seen on TV

  • @samueltesta1558
    @samueltesta1558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    Community: “Wait so what theory are you covering?”
    Alex Bale: “Yes.”

    • @nathanlevesque7812
      @nathanlevesque7812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This joke format has become unintelligible.

    • @shaquilleautomobile4795
      @shaquilleautomobile4795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your pfp is blessed

    • @wingedstring
      @wingedstring 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thay's exactly what he did! He did asked on yt what thelry would be the best and then did all at the same time

  • @harz632
    @harz632 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    The Question now is, did he really adopt Pearl because he feels bad about her mothers death? If he uses her mother as meat for the krabby patty he clearly can't feel to bad about it, what if instead he took her in and is spoiling her in hopes that she grows up big so she can supply more meat once her mother is all used up.

    • @carsonsmith6124
      @carsonsmith6124 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Did u watch the whole vid

    • @natashapavlova6776
      @natashapavlova6776 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True 😅

    • @pezzable
      @pezzable 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      Watch the whole video, that's the final plot twist

    • @Waolom13_
      @Waolom13_ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You made it more darker

    • @ultimazilla9814
      @ultimazilla9814 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      That is mentioned in the video

  • @CryptoNWO
    @CryptoNWO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5151

    Best one yet! You have no idea how excited I am for more content from you

  • @juliagiles1547
    @juliagiles1547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4705

    Daddy found me on the day I was born. According to him, my mom had died suddenly. I had no other family, so he took it upon himself to raise me. I never cared about the fact that I was adopted, or that I never knew my mom. It was always me and him, and I knew he loved me. That was all I needed.
    On my 5th birthday, Daddy got me a bike. He taught me how to ride it, even if he kept complaining about his back. That was the last time I remember him being taller than me.
    On my 7th birthday, I tried getting on the bike to ride with friends. It broke in half. I cried so much I thought my eyes would float clean off. But Daddy was there to comfort me. Despite his cheapness, he'd promise me a new one. He said that I was just going to be bigger than the other girls when I grew up, and that it was nothing to be ashamed of.
    On my 12th birthday, Daddy threw me a birthday party at the Krusty Krab. It was embarrassing how much he dotted on me, but it was still sweet to see how much he cared. He wouldn't let me eat any of the patties, and even though I didn't even like them, I still wanted to know why. Daddy seemed to panic a little, and he threw out an excuse that I needed to watch my weight since I was almost twice his height now.
    On my 16th birthday, Daddy threw me another birthday at the Krusty Krab. It was really embarrassing at first; it seemed like he put in no effort into anything, and it didn't help that my friends kept complaining. It's funny how I cared so much about how they thought of me, but now I don't even remember their names. By the end of the party, though, I found out that my Daddy got me everything I asked for: presents, ponies, a performance from my favorite band, it was all so sweet! It was only later when I caught him trying to return half the stuff did I realize that Spongebob was the one behind all of it. Around that time, it seemed like exciting things only happened when Spongebob was around. Daddy was so withdrawn during that year, always at the Krusty Krab, giving out excuses about "managing the business". Apparently there was a meat shortage that he had to deal with.
    On my 20th birthday, I resigned myself to the fact that I was going to be Daddy's sole caretaker. It was getting harder for me to move around the house. I didn't mind, it was Daddy I was more worried about. His nightmares were getting worse, even with the pills I gave him every morning. He said that his spirals were all because of stress from work. The meat shortage was getting worse. I told him that I could help with the business, if he would tell me the formula. He refused over and over, giving out more excuses about how I wasn't old enough yet, how knowing the family recipe was a special event that couldn't be spoiled. I couldn't remember the last time we had a conversation that didn't include an excuse.
    It's my 21st birthday. Daddy looks happy today. Almost too happy, given all the crying I heard last night. He tells me that I'm big enough, and that he's gonna teach me the secret formula.
    We drive to the Krusty Krab. Daddy's quiet. He looks over once, the mask-like smile he has slipping a little. I can see it in his eyes. He looks away when he notices me starring back.
    We get to the Krusty Krab. Daddy tells me to follow him. It's empty; Squidward and Spongebob's usual banter is nowhere to be heard. That's strange, Daddy never gives them a day off. Daddy leads me to the kitchen, not his office, where the formula is. He leads me to the freezer.
    He tells me he loves me.
    He closes the door.

    • @zeroddor2665
      @zeroddor2665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +865

      Oh shi-

    • @godsclown4419
      @godsclown4419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1163

      10/10 would read again

    • @Diana-yd2ct
      @Diana-yd2ct 3 ปีที่แล้ว +710

      This is scary good

    • @Janeywaney455
      @Janeywaney455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +602

      Protect Pearl at all costs.

    • @killerquinn64
      @killerquinn64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +555

      See- here’s the thing. According to Planktons Intern, Pearl knows the formula. And while this theory disproves it totally, I’d like to think this so that I don’t lose my love for the series entirely.

  • @-princessbee-9742
    @-princessbee-9742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    He wouldn't do that, he loves Pearl
    "I'D GladLY give up eVerThiNg For thE mOneY thAt I've EarNt"

    • @missmimosa777
      @missmimosa777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That part took me OUT😭

    • @user-rq5uy4ye5f
      @user-rq5uy4ye5f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@pancakedestroyer9897 wait birds cant live in water

    • @2nCat
      @2nCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@user-rq5uy4ye5f amogus

    • @jayden4917
      @jayden4917 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      earned

    • @coolcatcastle8
      @coolcatcastle8 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jayden4917 yep

  • @lifeiscats1337
    @lifeiscats1337 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    DUDE!!! That ending was fucking amazing. It’s 3:33 AM for me, it’s raining, and I’m alone. Watching that horror short was so cool. It was so mysterious and engaging it genuinely left me on the edge of my seat.

  • @mionadragutinovic1625
    @mionadragutinovic1625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    I think you should make theory about Patrick and his inteligence, bc he has several moments in show when he shows that he is actually smart and he hides it for some reason

    • @tylermitchell.420
      @tylermitchell.420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      That actually might be theory number 5 that he teased at the end of the video. Idk for sure, but I’m calling it lol

    • @ßallofweirdneß
      @ßallofweirdneß 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      actually i think its just for comedic purposes

    • @amarugo4224
      @amarugo4224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I suspected the exact same thing too

    • @savagequeen3039
      @savagequeen3039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The Patrick Intelligence Theory

    • @akkralla
      @akkralla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I actually watched a Video about that conspiracy and the guy in the video said that Patrick has a personality disorder and he had a bunch of different personality and he duplicates every time the plugh in his head gets unplugged or when a part of his body falls off and the reason why sometimes in the show he looks in the mirror and theirs a different one of him that looks different or acts different or makes fun of him because that's his other personality and he's imagining talking to his other personality and his personality keeps changing like for example when he's smart but then he turns dumb again that's him changing personalitys and and he's actually smart because he can litterly plug and make a TV out of sand but he doesn't want to be that smart so he's smart enough to act dumb and funny sometimes and also the episode where he fell off the cliff and his head fell off that was another change of his personality and also since his head fell off he duplicated into another Patrick to act dumb and funny again and that's all I can remember but if you want to check out the channel it's called the theorist if you want more info and also the channel the theorist made a conspiracy about plankton so yea

  • @Matshiro
    @Matshiro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2214

    Depression of Mr Crabs sounds like Pearl's mother was once evolved, but maybe she de-evolved and Mr Crabs has to kill her, even if she loved her

    • @KiLLJOY1056
      @KiLLJOY1056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Maybe he was forced to kill her during Neptunes Moon 100 years prior

    • @humantwister9209
      @humantwister9209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@KiLLJOY1056 but could mr krabs really be over 100 years old?
      Actually, do we even know how long the evolved fish live for?

    • @KiLLJOY1056
      @KiLLJOY1056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@humantwister9209 Prehistoric Episode dated back millions of years, so yes, krabs could very well be long over 100 years old.

    • @saucevc8353
      @saucevc8353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@humantwister9209 Well none of the characters have really visibly aged throughout the decades long show, so maybe they're all immortal.

    • @agenti4734
      @agenti4734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@humantwister9209 i mean look at mr krabs dime

  • @RobertoDeMundo
    @RobertoDeMundo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    Every time the screen goes black, my eyes go wide and I stare at my reflection as if it was a brief realization

    • @silverbengal1853
      @silverbengal1853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The brief realization that your phone died

    • @javelle.b
      @javelle.b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same for some reason

    • @properlol1340
      @properlol1340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao why is this so true

    • @iscookies8608
      @iscookies8608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn though

    • @zuyanyang8277
      @zuyanyang8277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      666 Likes.. But I am a good man

  • @NotSoNormalSquirtle
    @NotSoNormalSquirtle ปีที่แล้ว +52

    0:40 At first, it was "haha, funny crazy old guy."
    Now it's "oh god, crazy old guy and his son have been killed by the muse"

  • @tommymassa7999
    @tommymassa7999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    When he said “Where does Krabs get all that meat from?” I just left the room.

  • @johnturner6504
    @johnturner6504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    Alex u also forgot to mention mr Krabs killed her with a hook that’s why he gets severe ptsd whenever spongebob plays with them that’s more proof

  • @ACAmazing
    @ACAmazing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    y'all talk about the Spongebob theories but his real life film plots at the end of these theories really thickens

    • @batstoast3560
      @batstoast3560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      THE PLOT THICKENS A BIT MORE FOR MORGEN

    • @itsthekyle8841
      @itsthekyle8841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’d like your comment but 69

    • @blueduo2423
      @blueduo2423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Woooooah

    • @thespectaculargamernerd8114
      @thespectaculargamernerd8114 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a win win.

    • @nutbuster4204
      @nutbuster4204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Im assuming that the black shadow is a representation of his mind, thats why it’s forcing it to make theories instead of short films, its making him not follow what he’s actually passionate about.

  • @chadcreeper9777
    @chadcreeper9777 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    When you thought matpat was the only one who's ruin your childhood just remember Alex bale exist

  • @slystudios6046
    @slystudios6046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    the ending was crazy genius, he showed that he is self aware that no one cares about his films, and gave a valid reason to "chase for clouts" and denied future attacks that may tell him he is a "sellout".

    • @pvtblu1613
      @pvtblu1613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Also a good way to promote his film skills.

    • @revenevan11
      @revenevan11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@pvtblu1613 that's what I thought too, that ending really made me want to check out his other stuff!

    • @geezluis9945
      @geezluis9945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hes really good ngl

    • @bqfilms
      @bqfilms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But he also applied the film aspect to the video, without having to remove the spongebob subject, making this even more genius.

  • @Darkfire612
    @Darkfire612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    "Why aren't you running."
    "Well I can't read"
    "Get outta here"
    "EHuck"

    • @jojoda-baws9036
      @jojoda-baws9036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Love that episode

    • @Angel_m7
      @Angel_m7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Classic

    • @wolfbones666
      @wolfbones666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Greatest line of all time certified.

  • @WaxyLT
    @WaxyLT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +889

    This whole series is incredible. Not only is he making a whole background story around this with an extended universe, but he also has to actually make SpongeBob theories this good! You’re a genius, Alex

  • @CruzingAroundTheBlock
    @CruzingAroundTheBlock 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    The way he teased this theory is absolutely genius.

  • @JakobDemyan
    @JakobDemyan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    To add to the theory, in the episode “hooky” Mr. Krabs mentions the “chum famine of 59”, which could be a direct result of the war between the evolved fish and the regular fish

  • @itsbrae
    @itsbrae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    The teacher: You can do your project on anything
    Alex:

  • @mhal-bj8uq
    @mhal-bj8uq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    The secret formula was never fish. It was mammal: whale. That's how the creators got away with it because most people don't know or forget that a whale isn't a fish.

    • @coletonstephenson3596
      @coletonstephenson3596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yes I heard a theory that mr krabs found or killed pearls mom and took pearl and used her mom as the secret ingredient which is crazy and funny

    • @coletonstephenson3596
      @coletonstephenson3596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh my bad I didn’t know he mentioned it in the vid

    • @michaelg8841
      @michaelg8841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@coletonstephenson3596 you know you can delete comments, right?

    • @thephaneron3676
      @thephaneron3676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Pearl's biological father could've been Moby Dick, who was killed in the ocean. No doubt he was the first Krabby Patty meat. Pearl's mother was next.

    • @Grievingbow
      @Grievingbow 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@coletonstephenson3596 sounds pretty stupid to me

  • @Tsudkyk
    @Tsudkyk ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I didn’t watch the end of this video last time. I really loved it. it’s so creepy, meta, and it was honest about how you feel about these SpongeBob videos. Plus it makes me want to check out other work. Good stuff!

  • @benpat23
    @benpat23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    the ending is him flexing his filmmaking skills, earned a sub from me for sure! That was so unexpected but so good!

    • @rockhistoria2537
      @rockhistoria2537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The guy made an whole ass ARG already! He is really good!

    • @crazycrap7166
      @crazycrap7166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/oD6rHU8Zxm0/w-d-xo.html

    • @Mangk89
      @Mangk89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just realized this is pizza time pizza guy

    • @rockhistoria2537
      @rockhistoria2537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Mangk89 yeah me too, when I discovered that I was in shock, he is really talented!

    • @444._lovergrl
      @444._lovergrl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Mangk89 same

  • @chazington1073
    @chazington1073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    Why is no one talking about the side plot of Alex trying to get away from being the Spongebob guy, I think it’s his actual perspective but he’s decided to put it into the videos which is something you don’t see a lot

    • @blades9152
      @blades9152 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      People are

    • @TheOddMindofSamBo
      @TheOddMindofSamBo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He’s always gonna be the Pizza Time Pizza guy for me

    • @DaGr0uch
      @DaGr0uch 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheOddMindofSamBo those videos aren't just good for you... they're good for you

    • @sneakyfurret
      @sneakyfurret 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheOddMindofSamBo Likewise xD

    • @TheOddMindofSamBo
      @TheOddMindofSamBo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ahlan Malik Considering he's doing a college thesis film as his next video, I'm gonna say a hard no to that one

  • @nicholasmaharaj6588
    @nicholasmaharaj6588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1051

    you should do a theory about Patrick's real parents, since he has like 3 different types of parents now one of which was considered fake

    • @jjjjbrbwnnrmazmn
      @jjjjbrbwnnrmazmn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      YES he has to do that

    • @officeroildab4950
      @officeroildab4950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Sandy first! Considering it counters his theory about Neptune being the cause of the evolution of Bikini Bottom. Sandy has this same higher intelligence as other fish, and can even communicate with them! Its already been stated that Sandy hasn't always resided in Bikini Bottom, so how did she get so smart?

    • @nicholasmaharaj6588
      @nicholasmaharaj6588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@officeroildab4950 didn’t he already do sandy and explained that she’s a spy for the tv show, and he also talked about how sandy went back in time to warn her younger self about the Kraby patty formula

    • @officeroildab4950
      @officeroildab4950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He explained she could be a spy, but why send a squirrel? Theres the narrator, hands, scuba divers with cameras and Alex goes on to explain even Mr Krabs could be a spy to sell out his fellow citizens... So why Sandy? Where did her character come from?

    • @officeroildab4950
      @officeroildab4950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This theory started off with humans documenting this higher intelligent fish species, observing and learning from them, but if higher intelligent life exists on land (i.e. Sandy Cheeks and other ape species) .. Why would undersea life be more intriguing to study? Unless life on land isn't as evolved in the Spongebob universe, and these are the only other animals that share human characteristics... So again, how did Sandy become so advanced?
      In my opinion, Alex should do a background history on each character, and go from there.

  • @valkyrie283
    @valkyrie283 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Honestly the whale part makes a lot of sense. When a whale dies and falls to the ocean bottom, it provides enough food to make an entire temporary mini-ecosystem.

  • @xdrghmkl
    @xdrghmkl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    The end of the video where it's like 'I gave you views and everything, if you ditch me, you'll be unknown again blah blah blah, keep focusing on me instead of doing what you like because no one cares about your other stuff blah blah blah'? That's honestly really relatable.
    I just wanted to listen to theories in the background while I drew, but instead I got a reminder of that feeling.

    • @HotDavidPlayz
      @HotDavidPlayz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      same here but personally i like his films

    • @xdrghmkl
      @xdrghmkl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HotDavidPlayz so far, I've only checked out the animation playlist, but I liked them all and plan to check out more of his stuff

  • @ayanna9281
    @ayanna9281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6572

    The Spongbob creators: “He’s onto us”

    • @Soundish_Wave
      @Soundish_Wave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Welp, looks like the raids aren't over yet. *grabs alien gun I stole from area 51* Let's go naruto run boys.

    • @Soshiflani
      @Soshiflani 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @rebeccacummings6697
      @rebeccacummings6697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Soundish_Wave how'd you get that if the raids failed last time...

    • @Soundish_Wave
      @Soundish_Wave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@rebeccacummings6697 that information is classified.

    • @doru6650
      @doru6650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Soundish_Wave 😏😏😏

  • @ninajeanspears
    @ninajeanspears 3 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    i just realized that one episode when pearl takes over the krusty krab and makes everyone eat salads… i know it’s supposed to represent being a weight conscious trendy teen or whatever but what if pearl just sensed something not right..

    • @originalgangsterloc
      @originalgangsterloc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Lmfao I forgot all about that episode. TWO SA-lads

    • @Hellothere-ky4jr
      @Hellothere-ky4jr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hold on....

    • @chaotic5610
      @chaotic5610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well mr krabs went somewhat crazy that episode so pearl must be on thin ice

  • @L4AGGERT4GGER
    @L4AGGERT4GGER 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Observe, #1, the life span of a starfish is 10-34 years. If it was 100 years in the past, 5:36, it would mean Patrick is immortal, right?

  • @riverdaisy4215
    @riverdaisy4215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    The guilt of killing Pearl’s mother and discovering she had an infant daughter consumed his soul to the point where he adopted her and goes to extreme lengths to work and earn money to distract himself from not only the guilt of that but also the stress of other hardships in his life

    • @J-manli
      @J-manli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Not to mention that since he grew up poor, and was bullied and harassed because he was poor, his greed is a coping mechanism to never feel "powerless" again.

    • @jessicaalmany5593
      @jessicaalmany5593 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/8-IxWu77cIk/w-d-xo.html

    • @tobytrish1007
      @tobytrish1007 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait why did he kills mother to begin with. I must have missed that part.

    • @themalcahtwinz4743
      @themalcahtwinz4743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@tobytrish1007 there was a war between the evolved fish and the less evolved fish

    • @iceluvndiva21
      @iceluvndiva21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@J-manli
      All of this! Now obviously this doesn't excuse his actions but it does help explain it. Plus it's pretty clear Krabs dose get his punishment for his crimes. A worthless hat he graverobbed for, throwing away a friend for money (both plankton and sponge Bob), being annoyed by the teens who he hired to replace sponge Bob and squidward with when they went on strike, being stung to hell an back when abusing WILD jellyfish, being pelted with peanuts (and maybe facing jail time) for stealing a giant oyster's pearl-like egg. (look just cuz he thought it was a Pearl and didn't know it was an egg doesn't change that he still stole something important to the oyster.)
      Plus the idea krabs would fatten his daughter up like that ignores that he's willing to prioritize her happiness over his own selfishness. Hell the tell tale boots show us another karmic punishment for not just being cheap with his family but lying to spongebob. That and when spongebob had to pretend to be him infront of his navy friends? He gets annoyed and offended when spongebob suggests he'd do a surgery on his own daughter just to save money. Heck, when Pearl was working at the krusty/kuddly crab? Yes he put his profits first but his primary concern was how firing his own daughter would affect their relationship as family. Pearls prom date ditches? He dose everything he can to make sure she has a date. His relationship with Mrs. Puffs has him having to choose between the two and eventually he figures out she isn't interested in his money, she's interested in him.
      So while crabs is terrible at priorities? At least he actually cares and comes to his senses.

  • @onyxsylvian
    @onyxsylvian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +824

    11:05 Mr. Krabs' expression looks almost nervous or even holding back from crying while he's holding Pearl in that photo. Deep down, he knows what he's done and he's trying to hide it.

    • @NamHoang-oy7lj
      @NamHoang-oy7lj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      He know what would eventually come...

    • @fisman8680
      @fisman8680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Oswald Cobblepot gigacringe response

    • @fisman8680
      @fisman8680 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Oswald Cobblepot you puke lies

    • @Icekreamsandvich
      @Icekreamsandvich 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Oswald Cobblepot gigacringe response to less cringe response to gigacringe comment

    • @gun3662
      @gun3662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Oswald Cobblepot you spit gigacringe responses all your facts are 100x gigacringier

  • @kloozefn2003
    @kloozefn2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    I love how there's gonna be secret lore in his own channel for us to theorize about and he is able to do it so well because he already has experience with storytelling and short films. Bravo

    • @maerus5227
      @maerus5227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh come on. THIS videos arguments SUCKED, and are EASILY defeated, compared to the first 3 episodes.
      It’s like the character said at the end skit: he hates making these videos, and I think he INTENTIONALLY is running this series into the ground.
      He WISHES his film stuff was what was popular on his channel, but it isn’t. So he’s trying to MAKE it be.
      Real sad so see. I was really looking forward to this episode.

  • @Jonaverse
    @Jonaverse ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When he says about chum, it could also mean chopped up plants and vegetables but speaking on the way that it looks. Yes, it’s definitely ground up fish

  • @christianjohnson2918
    @christianjohnson2918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Anyone else noticed how Alex used the Spongebob background music so perfectly throughout all of his videos?

  • @AlexBaleFilms
    @AlexBaleFilms  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1226

    Additional thought: So how is Pearl evolved when her mother was unevolved?
    Maybe she’s not evolved or only partially evolved, and her being raised in an evolved society made her able to talk and fit in.
    But then why isn’t she massive like her mother? In the episode “Growth Spout” Pearl goes through a sudden growth spurt and briefly grows massively, bigger than any evolved whale in Bikini Bottom. So maybe she will resemble her unevolved mother when she’s fully grown.

    • @MegaD-wo5kt
      @MegaD-wo5kt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      What high school did you go to because I have miss parks

    • @Kenichi_13
      @Kenichi_13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      If you think about she is the only whale in the bikini bottom, so I don’t think we can go off of much, but I’m no expert, you watched and probably are still watching spongebob everyday 😂 you make amazing work and I’m glad TH-cam recommended you to me

    • @AlexBaleFilms
      @AlexBaleFilms  3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@Kenichi_13 there are many whale background characters in Bikini Bottom

    • @qwjk1
      @qwjk1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bruhddah

    • @SkySprice
      @SkySprice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The part about Mr Krabs and pearls mom reminds me of Metal Gear Solid, where a soldier killed a little girls parents but couldn’t bring himself to kill the girl too so he raised her as his “little sister”

  • @matthewwylie2735
    @matthewwylie2735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1014

    Krabs being in a war against primitive fish actually makes much more sense after you consider Krabs and one of his ship crews were once attacked by the abominable snow mollusk. Maybe attacks like that kept happening over time to other Bikini Bottomites and led to the war and Krabs joined the war because of that event, realizing the threat of primitive creatures firsthand.

    • @DavidLIVE_
      @DavidLIVE_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mr. Empty
      We are more closely related to sharks than you think.

    • @parkerpeter9218
      @parkerpeter9218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      we need a more adult themed Mr. Krabs spin off of him in the war

    • @gingincoo
      @gingincoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @kurt_laflipperflabber
    @kurt_laflipperflabber 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Lol. Towards the end of the vid, the little piano tune Alex used, that was originally in my favourite Patsy Cline song, 'Crazy'. And this video sure is crazy but I love it :D

  • @donniejefferson9554
    @donniejefferson9554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    A little addition: This could help explain why Mr. Krabs works with the film crew. They threatened to expose his secret

    • @MS-nb2zg
      @MS-nb2zg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Or they paying him money

    • @minhhuynh5059
      @minhhuynh5059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@MS-nb2zg cit could be both

    • @ImACat13
      @ImACat13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MS-nb2zg it's most likely both. Drug cartels follow a philosophy that states "plata o plomo", which is literally translated to “silver or lead.” A person saying the phrase is telling the listener to either accept a bribe (plata, meaning “silver,” a common slang term for money) or lose their life (plomo, a metaphor for “lead bullet”).

    • @MS-nb2zg
      @MS-nb2zg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ImACat13 bruh I just said money cuz mr krabs would do anything for money

    • @AJ-hx5uf
      @AJ-hx5uf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      HOLLY SHIT

  • @Spranneagainsttheworld
    @Spranneagainsttheworld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    What if the reason that Mr. Krabs keeps giving Pearl money is because he feels bad that he’s making it by selling food made from Pearl’s mom!

    • @oreopopcorn3706
      @oreopopcorn3706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I think mr Krabs is her... S U G A R D A D D Y

    • @auo7919
      @auo7919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yes 16:14

    • @mr.scared8667
      @mr.scared8667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@oreopopcorn3706 yea

    • @yoongisgirlfriend9302
      @yoongisgirlfriend9302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@oreopopcorn3706 "he LOVE me, he GIVE ME ALL HIS MONEY"!!! You are not wrong

    • @user-py4dz3wk6o
      @user-py4dz3wk6o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But doesn’t he still only give her like 5$ ? I remember an episode were they had a fight about that maybe I’m wrong

  • @thehumenthing8504
    @thehumenthing8504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +947

    Pearl: “Hey dad, what’s the secret formula?”
    Mr. Krabs: “Your mom!”

    • @kanai7711
      @kanai7711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      No because this made me cryyyyyyy 🐳🤣🤣🤣

    • @justn01._.
      @justn01._. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Get out 💀

    • @saturno6324
      @saturno6324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Krabs be like: *Joe MAMA!*

    • @notreal7849
      @notreal7849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Your mom joke on whole another lvl :D

    • @monsealvarado7948
      @monsealvarado7948 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @• iiLoisss • same that's why the restaurant is a crab trap

  • @polumathes9729
    @polumathes9729 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Another potential problem with this theory is that Mr. Krabs is canonically in his 50’s-60’s, and Pearl, for most of the show, is not yet 18. The show seems to imply that Krabs was a soldier is his youth, and that the Krusty Krab has been open for a couple of decades. If Krabs really got Pearl after the war and before the KK, one would think she’d be significantly older than she is in the show.

    • @dafilmqueen556
      @dafilmqueen556 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      He must've killed a whale before Pearl's mother and only hunted her once that whale's body ran out of meat to use. Even if we assume Pearl is gonna be used next, Mr Krabs wouldn't be able to use her. Not only would he have gotten attached to her by then, but even if he didn't, she's too young. Not to mention, going by her age, by the time she is old enough to become Krabby Patty meat, Krabs would've been old and dead before he even saw her grow up. Am I reading into this too much? Maybe. Would it be a viable solution to allow Pearl to live against this cruel fate? Maybe, maybe not. Would I make it happen so Pearl gets to live? Absolutely!

    • @SurprisedFireflies-ik4kt
      @SurprisedFireflies-ik4kt 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@dafilmqueen556I'm sure he has plans

  • @dontaskdontjudge
    @dontaskdontjudge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Remember that one episode where krabs was harvesting jelly from jellyfish by literally squeezing them dry? I'm not all that shocked that he'd use pearl's mother as meat for the patties

    • @missmimosa777
      @missmimosa777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True as fuck.

    • @nguyenphuoctuephong1083
      @nguyenphuoctuephong1083 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There was an tik tok called top 10 things that will ruin ur childhood and there was an
      Part when he says me crab in an cannible but I when I watched this I think the person who made that
      Tik tok was ding darn wrong

  • @ZinnYT
    @ZinnYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    About the war: There was an episode called "The Battle of Bikini Bottom", where Patrick describes the battle to be Dirty vs Clean. But then someone mentions that Patrick was completely wrong. What if this is referencing the battle between primitive vs evolved?

    • @tryplot
      @tryplot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I could see many soldiers calling them "dirty primitive freaks", and then a family line as stupid as Patrick's only remembering "dirty"

    • @braderaku
      @braderaku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👍

    • @glowingeyes5567
      @glowingeyes5567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OH I REMEMBER THAT EPISODE!!! OH WOW YOURE RIGHT

    • @sub-2-DutchBrawlCommunity
      @sub-2-DutchBrawlCommunity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Woa

    • @anonymuxx4452
      @anonymuxx4452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HOLY SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT

  • @elekoto3485
    @elekoto3485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    The fact that Spongebob is not allowed to share or even memorize the formula with ANYONE, except Krabs himself, implies that Spongebob knows what the patties are made of and possibly knows what Mr. Krabs has done and is sworn to absolute secrecy, and has promised to take it to his grave

    • @cyqry
      @cyqry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Sworn to take it to the grave, or perhaps he is too traumatised to remember it?

    • @elekoto3485
      @elekoto3485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@cyqry perhaps both?

    • @rokia3929
      @rokia3929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That’s why he was there from young to old her never trained another Fry cook

    • @jcstaff1007
      @jcstaff1007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Spongebob doesn’t know what krabby patties are made of. He earnestly believes mr.krabs when he told spongebob that krabby patties’ secret ingredient is love.

    • @DetihForm
      @DetihForm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Mr crabs can call it just meat and SpongeBob would just believe it

  • @hellenjeroboam8201
    @hellenjeroboam8201 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The Way planton screaming and running in 14:00 is so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @thebayneshow938
      @thebayneshow938 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Read this as it happened lmao

  • @okc7u372
    @okc7u372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    “Why did mr. krabs go into such a deep depression after the war” is so funny too me

    • @nyx3969
      @nyx3969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bruh I read this when he said it in the video

    • @C003
      @C003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nyx3969 cool

    • @suprisebuttsecksspy5958
      @suprisebuttsecksspy5958 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If i was good enough in drawing i will do animatic video about krab killing pearl mom and how krab start adopting pearl. Dramatic music also voice actor from people who can voiced mr krab. At the moment krab deep depression he actually memorize how he kill moby money and how guilty he is. And when he was alone he always seeing picture of pearl on memory album and said "pearl..., you are only think that money cant buy, the only one who can shine and give your father hope to live. Thats why you will always be my pearl" **close book**
      Edit: sorry im not good enough at english but atleast i finally my idea for upcoming future

    • @thundy9124
      @thundy9124 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What if Mr Krabs was in Vietnam ? His age checks out

    • @faeri_
      @faeri_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Wolf Gamer PlaysZ the way it was said.

  • @mimilogan76
    @mimilogan76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    The ending really got me. Just to let you know you’re so much more than Spongebob. You don’t have to continue them if you’re not passionate! Some of us really care about you not just these conspiracy theories! But great video as always!!!

    • @Duality2222-2
      @Duality2222-2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Dude whoever that fucking creature is I don't want to see it. If this guy gave up on the theories then we would have to witness the horrors of what that creature is. And I don't wanna see it.

    • @isoheru
      @isoheru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Duality2222-2 dude i swear to god i feel like it’s hermaeus mora from the elder scrolls series

    • @Duality2222-2
      @Duality2222-2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@isoheru I feel like it's Patrick from the Bikini Bottom horror comics and videos. And listen to his voice in one of those videos you'll see where I'm going with my theory

    • @JimTheCurator
      @JimTheCurator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alex, you better get down here and heart this guy's comment.

    • @devastator9415
      @devastator9415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@isoheru I thought that it was Hermaeus. When he talked about knowledge, that is what sold that to me. The speech pattern was a dead give away to me.

  • @amyrodgers4252
    @amyrodgers4252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1441

    If the Pearl mother theory is true, then Mr Krabs' depression would make sense because he probably didn't know the whale was a mother until AFTER killing her. Can't imagine the amount of guilt he felt.

    • @luisaponvert1797
      @luisaponvert1797 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I don’t believe that Mr krabs killed pearl’s mother because first of she was already harpooned when me krabs found her so how could he have done it

    • @smyleemylee
      @smyleemylee ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@luisaponvert1797 wdym?

    • @rainearbuckle
      @rainearbuckle ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah he said that in the video

    • @brandono_s
      @brandono_s ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@luisaponvert1797 Yea, he found her after the mom died

    • @everyonetime9593
      @everyonetime9593 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​​@@luisaponvert1797
      Alex bale theory dosen't line up ,I say Food theory done a lot better more conected ,with the info they have.
      For every sea creature only 1% eat meat so Alex theory fall part in many ways.

  • @nicklapallo9090
    @nicklapallo9090 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Dude.
    Dude.
    This ties into an amazing almost paradoxical explosion of life in the deep sea.
    Whalefalls.
    Holy crap, it's a whalefall metaphor. I never realized that but dude,it makes so much sense now. Doubly since one of the main species of animal that flocks to the carcass; crabs. You weren't kidding, the OG show writers were next level man.

  • @Kylesaystuff
    @Kylesaystuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Also, in the episode "Snail bites", Spongbob were trying to find a snack for Gary so he travels from the USA to Russia and other country and they're all intelligent fish underwater.

    • @crazycrap7166
      @crazycrap7166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/oD6rHU8Zxm0/w-d-xo.html

    • @thisisachannel7654
      @thisisachannel7654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would like this but it has 69 likes

    • @georgia8865
      @georgia8865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      those could just be immigrants from bikini bottom

    • @crazycrap7166
      @crazycrap7166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@georgia8865 th-cam.com/video/oD6rHU8Zxm0/w-d-xo.html

    • @Kylesaystuff
      @Kylesaystuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@georgia8865 That's true but is unlikely that they'll be able to develop a completely different language in less than 50years, cuz otherwise it should be like the UK and the USA. But the fish in Russia speak Russian. The immigrants' theory still stands, but it has to be millions of years ago.

  • @CezaMVO
    @CezaMVO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    Forget about just spongebob, Alex should do conspiracies on all cartoons

    • @anokrya975
      @anokrya975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Dont u think its hard going around watching every episode, reading every comic, and looking at all the websites of cartoons though😭 I wish he could but he has a life lmao

    • @bluejeans6377
      @bluejeans6377 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd watch too

    • @lixd3054
      @lixd3054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anokrya975 that is very true even if he post a theory video once a month I wouldn't be mad 1 bit because all the work and time he puts in his theory vids

    • @ch6ky
      @ch6ky 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He works for spongebob😭😭

  • @swaggern2370
    @swaggern2370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    But here’s the real question, Is mayonnaise an instrument

  • @RedHoodOO8
    @RedHoodOO8 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The voice actor of squidward confirmed the bikini atoll theory not too long ago

  • @BlackDogsAndLadybugs
    @BlackDogsAndLadybugs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    Another point towards this theory being canon is the show's creators using marine biology in tons of aspects in the show, and "Whale falls" (Where a whale dies and sinks to the bottom of the ocean) are often described as "restraunts" for tons of different fish. This creates an ecosystem/"restaurant" that thrives from anywhere between 50-100 years! Super cool stuff. :]
    (Sorry if another commenter mentioned this, btw- I tried looking & couldn't find any.)

    • @danielsurvivor1372
      @danielsurvivor1372 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Jesus, how does meat not rot after a month, let alone 50-100 YEARS?
      Also this is dark

    • @BlackDogsAndLadybugs
      @BlackDogsAndLadybugs ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@danielsurvivor1372 You're right! My comment's a slight stretch in that aspect, lol. Not the timeframe, but in how it all actually works, details below:
      The meat/soft tissues actually gets picked off by bigger scavengers like sharks, octopus, and giant isopods pretty quickly.
      Then comes polychaete worms, tiny little crustaceans, and mollusks that basically clean everything up, including the sand/sediment around the "fall" and I believe inside the bones for their marrow but don't quote me on that, lol.
      So... it's technically the Sulfophilic stage that lasts the longest! Special bacteria break down the lipids in the bones to produce sulfide, that attracts thick bacterial mats, mussels and tube worms.
      There's even been new studies on types of life that thrive specifically off whale falls, technicalities of there being a "reef stage" all around neat stuff! Our oceans are so amazing. :]

    • @RVAULT
      @RVAULT ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@BlackDogsAndLadybugs well damn

    • @everyonetime9593
      @everyonetime9593 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@BlackDogsAndLadybugs
      Excative prducer of Spongbob said on tweet ,there are no animal parts in Krabby patied .Alex Bale theory of krabby patied made fish is deunked.

    • @everyonetime9593
      @everyonetime9593 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danielsurvivor1372 Excative prducer of Spongbob show said on tweet ,there are no animal parts in Krabby patied .Alex Bale theory of krabby patied made fish is deunked.

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    “What is the Krabby Patty Secret Formula?”
    Plankton: well then, this just got interesting

    • @madmimika1973
      @madmimika1973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I don't think he'll want it after this.

    • @AztonMC
      @AztonMC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Even If The Krabby Pattie Formula Is Whale Meat And Then If Plankton Finds Out He Can't Coz He's Scared Of Whales

    • @justanormalhttydfan9804
      @justanormalhttydfan9804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@madmimika1973 "That's it I'm becoming a lawyer"

    • @genastreeter5315
      @genastreeter5315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its coke

    • @theyluvkaz_
      @theyluvkaz_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AztonMC oh sh- I thought it was crabs O.O Because Mr. krab is the only crab in bikini bottom-

  • @CryptoNWO
    @CryptoNWO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    Congrats again on the 1M views Alex 🎉

    • @solxtude.6456
      @solxtude.6456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He deserve it

    • @franchescamontana
      @franchescamontana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I saw you on the stream

    • @tandlek6994
      @tandlek6994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What a great guy educating so many people.

    • @Ok-fj7xx
      @Ok-fj7xx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Vincent Phan he’s really good I don’t need to go to school I can just watch him

    • @Ok-fj7xx
      @Ok-fj7xx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Vincent Phan I don’t know what you mean, this guy is the best teacher

  • @Sava363
    @Sava363 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    my theory is that nukes did in fact drop,but only destroyed rock botom,while radiation has given them some sort of energy.While radiation is slowly killing fish in bikini botom and thats one of many reasons why the population is soooooooo small.

    • @dafilmqueen556
      @dafilmqueen556 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That, and it would also explain the running gag where characters randomly explode for no reason yet they survive (like Squidward) the very next scene.

  • @HeroesRiseUp
    @HeroesRiseUp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +975

    Dude is making the struggles of the TH-cam algorithm into legit channel lore while also giving us a little snippet of his film talent in that little ending. Actually brilliant.

    • @ballofmayo5132
      @ballofmayo5132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I actually only found out about this guy from the Game theory Happy Meat Farms and these videos endings.

    • @HeroesRiseUp
      @HeroesRiseUp 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ballofmayo5132 I found his videos slightly before that theory. Timing was perfect lol

    • @everyonetime9593
      @everyonetime9593 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HeroesRiseUp
      Debunking Alex bale theory is easy.
      Excative producer of sponngbob show said on a tweet said krabby patty has no animal parts. Fuck ,Alex bale Food theory did it better.

    • @everyonetime9593
      @everyonetime9593 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HeroesRiseUp
      Alex Bale's theory that Krabby Patty is made of fish is false. The creator of the SpongeBob show, as well as the executive producer, have both stated that there are no animal parts in Krabby Patty. This confirmation from their Twitter accounts proves that Alex Bale's theory is 100% false. Additionally, on Twitter, a fan asked the executive producer if they intentionally hid the ingredients and the executive producer confirmed that the formula will always remain a secret.

    • @everyonetime9593
      @everyonetime9593 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HeroesRiseUp
      Alex bale theory krabby patty is made of fish is false
      The creator of spongbob show ,even Excuative producer both said theory no animal part in krabby patty. Mean it is confremation Alex bale theory is 100% false. Based on info on twiter. Second imfo we seen twiter a fan ask excuative producer of spongebob ,if they purposfully hided the ingrindence not reavel them. The excuative producer said yes ,the formula will alway remain a secrect.
      The fan tweet is reffreing to episode plankton ,make music band try to start steal Krabby Patty formula. In that episode we seen formula briefly with gibirsh word .

  • @CominSider
    @CominSider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    And to add to this theory, in the episode where pearl has acne and at the end of the episode its revealed that Mr Krabs makes his soap out of old Krabby patties, you know what they used to make soap out of in the olden days? Animal fat, and whales are known to have a metric fuck ton of it.

    • @Ok-fj7xx
      @Ok-fj7xx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Holy shit

    • @kristine5510
      @kristine5510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That’s a good connection

    • @senorvillarruel8129
      @senorvillarruel8129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wonder why its called shamPOO

    • @koriander9559
      @koriander9559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Also you see in ´one coarse meal´ that Plankton is afraid of whales. He never get close to any whale, thats why he cant get behind the secret formula of whale meat. Even if he chop down any other kind of fish in his chum buckets.

    • @explicitcomments
      @explicitcomments 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      holy shit

  • @MSonnyday
    @MSonnyday 2 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    Another thing that makes this theory interesting is in Grandpappy the Pirate when Redbeard Krabs comes to visit Mr.Krabs Redbeard literally tried to kill Pearl himself thinking she was a "sea monster".

    • @SQUlDWARD
      @SQUlDWARD 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ^^^

    • @akio_kuro
      @akio_kuro ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oh shit-

    • @everyonetime9593
      @everyonetime9593 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@akio_kuro Excative prducer of Spongbob show said on tweet ,there are no animal parts in Krabby patied .Alex Bale theory of krabby patied made fish is deunked.

    • @everyonetime9593
      @everyonetime9593 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Avitrek12345
      There one more Alex bale forgot.
      Remeber the episode where plankton has music band try steal krabby patty formula. We seen Krabby Patty formula that episode just gibirsh word.
      A fan go twiter tags excative producer of spongbob show. Fan ask did he hiden secrect formula within gibirish word.
      Excative producer said "Yes ,the formula will always remain a secrect".
      Based on of Excutive producer of spongebob show .The 2 tweet dosen't fit with Alex bale theory. Wnile Food theory does a theory about krabby patty formula fit cleanly with those 2 tweet by excative producer of Spongebob show. One thing I' have notice.

    • @everyonetime9593
      @everyonetime9593 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Avitrek12345
      Wonder while Alex bale make the theory about krabby patty formula he didn't notice 2 nd tweet ,What I said last from my last comment ,afther you responed ok ? One thing for sure Matpat more obeservant then Alex bale.🤣

  • @blockotheblock5672
    @blockotheblock5672 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Anyone else back in the days used to think the muse at the end was supposed to be Patrick thinking the next theory was gonna revolve around him?

  • @alliheart8336
    @alliheart8336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    "I'll save that for another theory." THERE'S MORE THEORIES GUYS LEZZGOO

  • @sonictennyson2201
    @sonictennyson2201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    “Unless of course there’s another whale he has access to”
    You’re right,PEARL’S BIOLOGICAL FATHER

    • @TheUltimateRare
      @TheUltimateRare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      wouldn't he have run out of a whale by now anyway? you can only make about 50,000 patty out of a whale.

    • @kushguitarsuthar8218
      @kushguitarsuthar8218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@TheUltimateRare well the thing is the patty’s are not the same size as a normal burger they are fish sized

    • @TheUltimateRare
      @TheUltimateRare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kushguitarsuthar8218 whales aren't that huge in the episodes with them either. they are the size of about 200 patricks.

    • @pogfection787
      @pogfection787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@TheUltimateRare if you're referring to Pearl, she's not fully grown yet.

    • @TheUltimateRare
      @TheUltimateRare 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pogfection787 look in this video. it shows a whale slightly smaller than sandy's dome. that's the size of the whales they are showing.

  • @rishonathan.9439
    @rishonathan.9439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    Wait so, what about the fish reporter? He's drawn in a realistic style as if he were a primitive fish, yet he seems to be intelligent and is seen to have the ability to speak. I think there are crossbreeds between the primitive fish and the evolved fish. Maybe one of his parents was evolved and the other wasn't, so he inherited the genes that make him *look* like the primitive fish, but he is actually intelligent.

    • @zixx844
      @zixx844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I think it’s more likely he’s artificial. Fish in spongebob are only shown as photorealistic when they are dead. Plus we know sentient AI exists with Karen. So I put forward the reporter is actually an intelligent singing fish like you’d find on the wall of bars. He’s just got some advanced AI that makes him alive.

    • @davidtitanium22
      @davidtitanium22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      or that fish is just a puppet of the researchers from the television theory?

    • @missmimosa777
      @missmimosa777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@davidtitanium22 👀👀

    • @patiencewallace8453
      @patiencewallace8453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You’re never lying... interesting

    • @gameuniverse5973
      @gameuniverse5973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Surprise no one has mention the rock bottom fish which are shown too be a cross of primitive fish and normal SpongeBob fish

  • @funnycat9962
    @funnycat9962 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    A fish eating another fish isn’t cannibalism any more than a human eating a hamburger is.

  • @yourlocalanimecritic5633
    @yourlocalanimecritic5633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    The last part where Mr Krabs was singing about giving up everything, HOOOOLEEEEEEH SHEIT

  • @roserousan6411
    @roserousan6411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    I think if you want you should make a theory about Patrick Star. How he's insanely smart and acting stupid or plotting something. Also does he have a job ? How does he pay for his food and electricity? Is he taking advantage of Spongebob or is his family wealthy.

    • @Kromer__
      @Kromer__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He actually is smart. Theres a episode where he wears the wrong head and the new head starts his brain up again. He is now even more smarter than Sandy and it drives him to insanity. So he calls spongebob to help him become dumb again because he was happy when he was dumb. They end up finding his old head and it stops his brain. So now hes dumb but he's at least happy

    • @Kromer__
      @Kromer__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Also tvs in the spongebob universe dont need to be plugged In to work.
      So he dosent need electricity. And he eats out of the trash in some episodes because he has no money. When he dose eat a krabby patty he had to work for free because he has no money to pay for it. And spongebob mostly pays for his food. He also barely sees his family. Its been so long since hes seen them he mistook other starfish for his parents. And he is actually royalty but all his stuff goes to Gary (not sure if he even gets anything) since they are cousins.

    • @mr.eugenekrabs.44
      @mr.eugenekrabs.44 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think spongebob pays for his food and electricity bur he maybe is smart just lazy

    • @muhammadfazlurrahman4929
      @muhammadfazlurrahman4929 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's eat anything that exist in a pile of dump, why he even have to pay for that?

    • @roserousan6411
      @roserousan6411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He eats a lot in the Krusty Crab and rides the bus so he must be carrying money .
      I don't think he cleans for exchange of patties because he eats a lot of them

  • @umr2818
    @umr2818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    If I remember correctly, in the episode where Gary was missing (episode: have you seen this snail), the old lady was always over feeding Gary and at the end of the episode showed that she eats snails (un-evolved animals) so it proofs that they really eat the other animals

    • @iliveinsideyourhouse3943
      @iliveinsideyourhouse3943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I remember that too

    • @Summer-cz9qz
      @Summer-cz9qz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That episode was dark af

    • @JoeMama-kj7bq
      @JoeMama-kj7bq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't think everyone eats the un-evolved ones. She was an old, probably senile woman. She probably went mad and decided to eat snails.

    • @TyTitan77
      @TyTitan77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@JoeMama-kj7bq proves it happens

    • @oofmate911
      @oofmate911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Maybe it used to be normal to eat snails, or other pre-evolved creatures that are now seen as pets, which was why the old lady was trying to eat Gary. Perhaps more modern generations have a different overall opinion on the subject. Idk this is just a random thought.

  • @Mrjacharles
    @Mrjacharles ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love that ending. You got some good film ideas man. Don't give up on what you hold dear. :)

  • @christofferhoward6568
    @christofferhoward6568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Spongebob also said “mother of pearl once”. He screamed “ Aaahhh! Mother of Pearl, Fire on the Poop Deck!”

    • @jakobfrancois
      @jakobfrancois 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I guess after years of hearing Krabs say it, it just sort of rubbed off onto Spongebob

    • @scarecrow7953
      @scarecrow7953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@jakobfrancois Yeah, he idolizes the guy

    • @TrateMusic
      @TrateMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But he also said "mother of pearl! The oyster's a mother!"

  • @Lottabaggage
    @Lottabaggage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    How this guy go from creepy horror films to SpongeBob theories. I mean, I'm not complaining, I hope there will be more of this.

    • @Dominion69420
      @Dominion69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean he is working on more of the arg content Im sure this is just atleast padding for the time being as a side thing but still Im not complaining his content is always gold

  • @RR-qk3ki
    @RR-qk3ki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    Well look like it's time to spend another hour watching a insanely detailled and interesting video about SpongeBob

    • @lemonpie_vanilla
      @lemonpie_vanilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      My favorite thing to do in life

    • @zojirushi1
      @zojirushi1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It’s our calling, that’s why we are here to pickup and put the pieces together that the writers leave behind in Spongebob!

    • @sagetheassassin3192
      @sagetheassassin3192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love this man and his theory

    • @slicerry1697
      @slicerry1697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      fuck yeah

    • @wamoou353
      @wamoou353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hell yeah

  • @Owen_loves_Butters
    @Owen_loves_Butters 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hidden message: PHASE ONE COMPLETE. HOST SHOWING RESISTANCE. BREAK HIS SPIRIT. REMOVE HIS ASPIRATIONS.

  • @alkimia1791
    @alkimia1791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    I just realized, I remember an episode where Mr.Krabs' grandfather came to visit and in that episode he tried to shoot pearl with a cannon because he thought she was some sea monster O_o

    • @originalgangsterloc
      @originalgangsterloc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This has me dyeing of laughing if u know the episode lmk

    • @alkimia1791
      @alkimia1791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@originalgangsterloc I think it's "Grandpappy the Pirate", though I could be wrong

    • @zmickan7980
      @zmickan7980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh yeh...
      T h a t s d a r k . . .

    • @minecraftmemes799
      @minecraftmemes799 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was an act

    • @Bladz2323
      @Bladz2323 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about making a story on how u come up of this ideas, maybe you’d find out that ur part of the spongebob conspiracy theory videos you made??🤨😂

  • @possums154
    @possums154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2206

    I love how he’s incorporating his filmmaking skills into these theory videos, basically taking his channel back from the label ‘SpongeBob guy’

    • @TheGoodContent37
      @TheGoodContent37 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I love how your comment is almost lost into oblivion just as his films, covered over thousands of comments of dumb Sponge bob comments. It is the price for making a deal with the devil, having what you wanted, but in a way that kills you slowly.

    • @possums154
      @possums154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@TheGoodContent37 i can't tell if i should be offended or thanking you

    • @diwang3845
      @diwang3845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The muse

    • @vshcvsh98
      @vshcvsh98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheGoodContent37yes yes fucking yes.

    • @roguehordeclone7671
      @roguehordeclone7671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheGoodContent37 as someone who is a demon and has made multiple deals with "the Devil" it's almost slowly kill you, it's slowly eats away at your soul, but I don't have that problem since I don't have a soul

  • @PrinceSamMusic
    @PrinceSamMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    He really wasn't kidding when he said this was the darkest one yet

  • @sleezymacc8653
    @sleezymacc8653 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love this series , absolutely hooked . You've done a really good job with this !

  • @tahaa.
    @tahaa. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    Finally after 22 years of waiting its finally here the secret formula is revealed.

    • @me-fl1sq
      @me-fl1sq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Me that learned what is was at age 7: *LOL*

    • @lvvsick
      @lvvsick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The formula is crabs

    • @DonAntonio-1
      @DonAntonio-1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lvvsick the secret formula is crack xd

    • @bd_2213
      @bd_2213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Crab or whale meat

    • @lvvsick
      @lvvsick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DonAntonio-1 lolll😂😂

  • @KrabbyPatty99Archive
    @KrabbyPatty99Archive ปีที่แล้ว +547

    Adding more to this theory, in the episode "Spongicus" (the one where Plankton turns the Chum Bucket into the Colosseum), Plankton reveals the ingredients for chumsticks as the following: Jellyfish squeezings; Seahorse snout; Sprinkle of anchor rust, and....
    Whale blubber. Assuming Krabs and Plankton developed the formula together in "Friend or Foe"
    @AlexBaleFilms

    • @wandanialimranbinwansula3616
      @wandanialimranbinwansula3616 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wow, I would've known

    • @draganastajic7767
      @draganastajic7767 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      But in the episode jail break we see that chum is made of trash, boogers, socks mixed up in a toilet

    • @Potato-BobsBurgersFan
      @Potato-BobsBurgersFan 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @@draganastajic7767 He probably has different flavors/recipes to see if he can get more customers

    • @SurprisedFireflies-ik4kt
      @SurprisedFireflies-ik4kt 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@draganastajic7767didn't have the necessary ingredients

    • @kathyortega4021
      @kathyortega4021 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nah…..

  • @SpringdayAutumnmoon
    @SpringdayAutumnmoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1488

    Riddle me this: Pearl is only about 16, but in the Spongebob movie, we learn that Spongebob has 374 employee of the month awards, implying he's been working there for over 30 years. In fact, according to Atlantis Squarepantis (or Truth or Square, those episodes are basically the same in my mind), we learn that the Krusty Krab has existed since before Spongebob was even born. Plus, in The Chaperone, it's heavily implied that Spongebob is way too old for Pearl's school prom. So how can Pearl's mom be the meat used for the Krabby Patties when the Krabby Patty has existed longer than Pearl herself?

    • @katherineseve777
      @katherineseve777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +334

      Maybe 16 whale years equals to 30 real years. I do know that some whales live for a loooong time. Some spices have been around since before the dinosaurs. But imnot sure

    • @everyone4352
      @everyone4352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@katherineseve777 The crabby patty was made before the death of pearl's mother

    • @bluny8392
      @bluny8392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Great comment, the only part that could be true that krabs did kill pearl's mother, but he did that cuz of the war and not to get meat for his kraby patties.

    • @drawnborn5896
      @drawnborn5896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      @@bluny8392 Idk if this might be something mind-blowing or that I'm over exaggerating,but I managed to look up a Stephen Hillenburg Wikia and so far,I looked at the trivia points and it shows the rules and restrictions that Stephen himself asked his production crew to follow:
      ▫️One of them was that SpongeBob shouldn't never get his driver's license because to him and him only,the show will end. Especially since he mentioned that he loves the dynamic banter between SpongeBob and Mrs. Puff.
      ▫️And speaking of love,Stephen also mentions that SpongeBob shouldn't have a love interest since he written SpongeBob asexually just like real life sponges.
      ▫️And in this one,he mentions that no one should reveal about Pearl's Mother *OR* The Krabby Patty Secret Formula in the show
      Now that last one I mentioned got me thinking. The moment that I read it,I just said: "I think you already *DID* revealed the secret."
      Now I maybe over exaggerating here,but why even mentioned both Pearl's Mother *AND* The Krabby Patty Secret Formula *BOTH* in the *SAME* sentence??? Think about it. 😅

    • @bluny8392
      @bluny8392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@drawnborn5896 that could be a coincidence, but i do get your point. But the theory says Krabs is raising Pearl so when she grows up Krabs kills her and uses her meat for the krabby patty's. Why doesn't krabs just finds another whale that isn't Pearl to kill? We have seen that there are normal fish in the series so what's stopping him from killing a normal whale again, then needing to kill his own daughter? I think it is easier to kill another whale then to raise a baby whale with the intent to killing it when it grows up. Also, the Krusty Krab is older than Pearl. So before Krabs killing Pearl's mother, what was the formula?