Eskalante, if I may toot my own horn I often left a comment on this Let's Play series where I interpreted the events of the episode as if they were a story being told. The most extensive one was at part 56. After that it kinda petered out.
As a child you should be able to plot to: 1. Stay up past your bedtime, 2. Lie to stay home sick from school, 3. Pull a rival queen's ponytail and 4. Push a rival into the mud
In those days, I believe homeschooling was (mostly) the only form of schooling, even for nobles and kings. There was little real "schools" in the modern sense, besides monasteries (which became the home for the ppl who lived there) and centers for theological education (Genoa's university, in northern italy, started off as such in the 1300-hundreds)
My king had asthmatic behaviour; lung problems...ended up healed and fine...and castrated. Died soon after. His son heir; already in his 20s...took over...got something in the lung as well; same doctor... Again; healed; again; castrated... I just executed my doctor and lost the game soon afterwards; bc as a ballless tyrant you really dont fare well for long.
_5:55__ July 6th 887:_ Court Physician Zula *cuts off the king's leg.* _5:57__ September 17th 887:_ Court Physician Zula *makes the king sprint around the keep.* Arumba's Court Physician seems to be an epic troll. _5:58__ October 2nd 887:_ Court Physician Zula fucks up the treatment of Zala. His days of trolling end with his head rolling.
Im a Jew that lives in Israel. And I can get offended by some things. But this entire thing I laughed my ass off. Heres a sub. To any dumbasses saying this is offensive, its not. Its really not. Arumba is making a good laugh. I know he isnt a Nazi, as do most others. Hes a genius comedian. If you get offended, Im sorry, but you took this the wrong way. EDIT: Oy vey
There is an event when you are running around on your wooden horse, and a regent stands on a balcony. You have an option "Charge!" and the regent dies or is gravely wounded.
You have to do the one colab campaign of Arumba, Shenryyr and Kailvin. In which Arumba thinks all his kids were killed by Kailvin but in truth it was Shenryyr the whole time :)
no, no that was a diffrent one.. in this campaign arumba was in flanders, kailvin was in provence and shen was in bohemia.. all became kings but arumba :) and it was the good old days where you could pay some money to kil someone instantly :)
I love the "died of poor health" thing. I always imagine the character running around just fine, having a good day and then the next second he just stops and falls over and is dead.
THIS is the kind of content I love. Ck2 is basically a mangement game in between the interesting parts. While managing stuff yourself is funny, watching it for hours someone else do it, gets real boring real fast. So I strongly prefer this kind of Ck2 content with the jokes & wars and insanity mashed together. But this playstyle. Jesus Arumba must do it on purpose. Like how hard is it to not declare mutiple wars at the same time haha
Yep, working on it. But it'll be a while. I actually messed up at first and started watching a different, older campaign ¯\__(ツ)__/¯ th-cam.com/video/-fsl2fTT7U0/w-d-xo.html
I watch this video every couple of years because Arumba is hilarious and LGS makes fantastic edits. This year however there was this added eerie feeling with all the bombs being dropped in the region surrounding my city in Sidon, south Lebanon.
Ill be honest, I don't really have the patience watching Arumba, because I want to play for myself( Even though I suck and he is pretty good) This video is pretty neat though, collecting all the good parts in his series is really cool and probably taken alot of work. Well done!
I also had a genius possessed character with insane stats. When he lost limbs in battle he grew them back (no joke) by the blessing of Satan, and in the last few years of his life he became a Werewolf.
Holy cow, man! You did a great job! I stopped watching vacuum cleaner robot some time ago, cuz it was getting ridiculous, but this summary format is great! Thanks for all the hard work and please do more!
OMG! You sir have won a subscriber. I always thought of doing some sort of compilation of all sh1t Arumba says, 'coz his CK2 playthrough are so filled with hilarious commentaries. Excellent work!
a day after watching this video I got sick, either I'm of House Gideon or secretly Arumba and possible co-conspirator Long Game Short are giving people The Gideon Cancer.
![[2013] Crusader Kings 2 - The Old Gods Succession, 1/2 - Shenryyr, Arumba, Quill, Kailvin](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/is-eCMvgMfI/mqdefault.jpg)
![[2014] CK2: A Game of Thrones - Arumba, Mathas, Northernlion](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-yVedrNWBNY/mqdefault.jpg)
Very well done man, I can't imagine the amount of time you put into finding all the bits you use for something like this. Great work!
I must say Arumba. Somebody needs to write book about your CKII campaigns. There are more intrigues than in GOT.
Arumba
Jesus, you have such a great skill in GSG. And you are having fun, when I treat them as a exercise
teach me senpai!!!
OMG Senpai has noticed you Long Game Short
Eskalante, if I may toot my own horn I often left a comment on this Let's Play series where I interpreted the events of the episode as if they were a story being told.
The most extensive one was at part 56. After that it kinda petered out.
King Tengene II, gay Jewish African warlord, a cancerous loon, and a holy crusader.
A wise man.
Not a Crusader. He'd be the man against whom the Christians would have been Crusading
Weird those people live up to 100 years old usually, I know them in person
*+waffleless* got to love the game
@@OkiOkiMataara 100 years old in the middle ages, are you sure?
As a child you should be able to plot to: 1. Stay up past your bedtime, 2. Lie to stay home sick from school, 3. Pull a rival queen's ponytail and 4. Push a rival into the mud
In those days, I believe homeschooling was (mostly) the only form of schooling, even for nobles and kings. There was little real "schools" in the modern sense, besides monasteries (which became the home for the ppl who lived there) and centers for theological education (Genoa's university, in northern italy, started off as such in the 1300-hundreds)
Amici Nybråten dude, it's a joke
Then maybe lie to stay in your playroom, sick from homeschool?
...plot to Revoke your kid sister's favorite toy, plot to Kill time, plot to Blame brother for spilling milk all over the kitchen floor...
20:58
"Who are these people?"
*Starts executing random people*
That was the best part.
Kalvin Castro x
I fucking lost it once he started killing off the dynasty of his dead lover.
Malcolm Wright
It was so upsetting, no one was ever allowed to have his last name, in order to properly commemorate him.
5:55 - 2 Back to back events:
1. "He cut my leg off"
2. "Rabbi Zula made me sprint around... I am glad I hired Zula"
My king had asthmatic behaviour; lung problems...ended up healed and fine...and castrated.
Died soon after.
His son heir; already in his 20s...took over...got something in the lung as well; same doctor...
Again; healed; again; castrated...
I just executed my doctor and lost the game soon afterwards; bc as a ballless tyrant you really dont fare well for long.
"Let's lick our wounds, amongst other things" as the lustrous gay man. Well done!
"Oh, my wife died. At least I noticed this time." xD
Your idea to shorten these campaigns in brilliant. I hope your popularity will soon see proliferation.
Allow me to peacefully siege your holdings.
Leopoldo Aranha Read this as soon as you said that.
This is hilarious! Keep up the good work :D
Tangene and Iskinder..
Still a better love story then twilight.
aaaaand then he killed his dead lover's entire family
I mean so is throwing a baby off a balcony.
"Children are filthy creatures"-Arumba, 2016.
_5:55__ July 6th 887:_ Court Physician Zula *cuts off the king's leg.*
_5:57__ September 17th 887:_ Court Physician Zula *makes the king sprint around the keep.*
Arumba's Court Physician seems to be an epic troll.
_5:58__ October 2nd 887:_ Court Physician Zula fucks up the treatment of Zala. His days of trolling end with his head rolling.
Lmao
I just want to congratulate Arumba on constructing a 100% historically accurate account of the mighty Gideon dynasty.
"I am rather wise.. In the bed room"
Im a Jew that lives in Israel. And I can get offended by some things. But this entire thing I laughed my ass off. Heres a sub. To any dumbasses saying this is offensive, its not. Its really not. Arumba is making a good laugh. I know he isnt a Nazi, as do most others. Hes a genius comedian. If you get offended, Im sorry, but you took this the wrong way.
EDIT: Oy vey
@@cibo889 xdxdxxdxxxxxddddd funni yoke
There is an event when you are running around on your wooden horse, and a regent stands on a balcony. You have an option "Charge!" and the regent dies or is gravely wounded.
You have to do the one colab campaign of Arumba, Shenryyr and Kailvin. In which Arumba thinks all his kids were killed by Kailvin but in truth it was Shenryyr the whole time :)
Oh my, that sounds fantastic. I'll check it out.
wasn't that the doge of the hill campaign?
Norbert Falcó yeah
no, no that was a diffrent one.. in this campaign arumba was in flanders, kailvin was in provence and shen was in bohemia.. all became kings but arumba :) and it was the good old days where you could pay some money to kil someone instantly :)
they should totally do another campaign like that.
I love the "died of poor health" thing. I always imagine the character running around just fine, having a good day and then the next second he just stops and falls over and is dead.
HYPE! You're doing the lords work, man.
I like this rapid comedic style of playing CK2
I still watch this video every now and then reminiscing over how great this let's play was
Same
THIS is the kind of content I love. Ck2 is basically a mangement game in between the interesting parts. While managing stuff yourself is funny, watching it for hours someone else do it, gets real boring real fast. So I strongly prefer this kind of Ck2 content with the jokes & wars and insanity mashed together.
But this playstyle. Jesus Arumba must do it on purpose. Like how hard is it to not declare mutiple wars at the same time haha
Hahahhahahahah she's a shrewd genius impaler... I love her!
You should make montage of the infamous mega-campaign with Arumba, Northernlion and Mathas in which they forgot to turn off Sunset invasion...
Oh yeah, I've heard about it. Good suggestion.
That sounds amazing. Please do that, please
Yep, working on it. But it'll be a while. I actually messed up at first and started watching a different, older campaign ¯\__(ツ)__/¯
th-cam.com/video/-fsl2fTT7U0/w-d-xo.html
Long Game Short Looking forward to it. That campaign was _hysterical_
"who are these people?" *Bear roar* just perfect!
Always a fun vid to come back to.
“Plot to build a sand castle”
If I wasn’t in constant pain due to the flu I’d be rolling on the floor
"Mass murders, it feels good, doesn't it?"
Very ironic considering how you're playing as a jew.
feels good, indeed
Well; presuming we as humans indeed all are the same; we all may fall victim to the genocidal siren song
This was a fun series to watch from start to finish; the stories and character arcs are always entertaining in CK2 scenarios.
"throwing a baby off a balcony"
lion king gone wrong xD
I forgot how great this campaign was. Cheers mate. Also, cheers, A Rumba.
We are the landed elite, born to compete!
C J Phantom Judaism!
"Let's go lick our wounds (heh) amongst other things"
I watch this video every couple of years because Arumba is hilarious and LGS makes fantastic edits. This year however there was this added eerie feeling with all the bombs being dropped in the region surrounding my city in Sidon, south Lebanon.
Omg this must've taken so long to edit, great job, Arumba always says such funny shit haha
"There's something really appealing about throwing a baby off a balcony." ~Arumba
this compilation just makes it even more hilarious! Great work! Love it!
I can't believe you asked, do I murder my first born son. In CK2, the answer to do I murder ______ is always yes.
1:24 He died of cancer. Well, no shit, he didn’t have a face!
-Arumba
absolutely hilarious. best campaign for arumba yet :D
Subscribing because holy shit this was the funniest thing I've seen all week
This is the video that got me into Arumba's channel and CK2. Thanks for that.
14:23 Slow down there Muhammad.
o megalol
New Drinking Game: take a drink every time Arumba says Jew.
Thats just suicide
If you continue doing this amazing work you'll be massively popular before long. keep it up man!
Ill be honest, I don't really have the patience watching Arumba, because I want to play for myself( Even though I suck and he is pretty good)
This video is pretty neat though, collecting all the good parts in his series is really cool and probably taken alot of work.
Well done!
*Wall Street Journalism intensifies*
This is glorious, hahah
this is why I love CK2 there's nothing weirder sounding like "here's my kinsman, seduce him"
Long Game Short - Makes Arumba content actually watchable
Fucking masterpiece
Oh man I just found you and you are doing the Lord's work. Thank you so much!
I did not expect much from this play through, but this is a hidden gem so far! I’m subscribing, and I hope to see more CK2 content in the future!
Jesus, we need way more videos like that. Often there is not enough time to watch the whole F'n let's play!
This is really well done and was highly entertaining - thanks TH-cam for finally suggesting a video to me that I actually liked!
This was so well done! Thanks for putting in the time!
I also had a genius possessed character with insane stats. When he lost limbs in battle he grew them back (no joke) by the blessing of Satan, and in the last few years of his life he became a Werewolf.
This is the second or third time I've watched this, and I only just now noticed that the demonym Arumba gave for the Kingdom of David is "Cancerous."
Probably my most rewatched story on TH-cam
Finally found a ck2 player that has good humor
The annual Passover is paired with the annual execution festival. Gives a different connotation to 'Passover'.
Arumba you one messed person... HAHAHAH I LOVE IT
WW2: ends
Middle east: 00:10
Dude u are god this is awsome keep them coming
I freaking love these videos man! Arumba is bae! Splendid job!
A really awesome edit/compilation/whatever. Really looking forward to your next ones!
Holy cow, man! You did a great job! I stopped watching vacuum cleaner robot some time ago, cuz it was getting ridiculous, but this summary format is great! Thanks for all the hard work and please do more!
I will, thank you too.
How to be Arumba:
Step 1: finish all your sentences with *"in the bedroom"*
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit
This is pure gold.
I don't want to think about how much effort, viewing and editing time went into this, though. :D
yes Arumba, Jews like money, the joke was even funnier the 500th time you said it. Truly Comedy Gold
o god now i have to remember how terrible he was at closing his gates and remembering to change succession
OMG! You sir have won a subscriber. I always thought of doing some sort of compilation of all sh1t Arumba says, 'coz his CK2 playthrough are so filled with hilarious commentaries. Excellent work!
0:55 Circumcision gone wrong.
CaptainCrape
TFW you get the cross eyed Mohel with shaky hand syndrome.
The best way to watch an Arumba series.
The intro alone is worth its weight in Jew gold.
I never encountered any frogs as a child. Presumably because all the other children beat me to them.
It's...it's...so beautiful!!
Made my day!
"this sexy older man is gonna teach me the ways"
hahahaah this video deserves over 9000 likes
When i hear the sentence “we have stabilized, yeii!” I know it’s gonna be good
Yo dude. Your victory is an inspiration to us all.
holy shit those executions at 12:13 are hilarious
7:40 So true....at least I did.
This guy deserves way more subs, subbed 2 minutes in.
I just found this channel. I am excited about the backlog I can go through!
All this cancer though. Must be whatever they're smoking.
Thank you Mr. Roomba; very cool.
These are amazing dude! Keep it up!
The funniest thing on TH-cam this just proves marimba is crazy
Please make more, this is way too good
Man that was ridiculously entertaining. Must take a shit load of editing to make these though!
a day after watching this video I got sick, either I'm of House Gideon or secretly Arumba and possible co-conspirator Long Game Short are giving people The Gideon Cancer.
_psst_ Try an experimental treatment. I hear it's very good and not dangerous at all.
In all seriousness, I hope you get well soon
I didn't murder the Frogs. My liege--mom--ordered me to murder the Frogs lurking in the bathroom. One must always obey the liege.
Only someone as god-tier as Arumba would compare his own real-life children to rabid dogs...
this is the most amazing thing ever. hahaha. If I didn't know the context of this game/arumba I would be very worried about this arumba character.
That part about the frogs hit too close to home.
My game never runs this smooth
I thought this was the series where his one character got cancer constantly but came out better than before due to treatments
I can't believe this was 2 years ago
Yay! I love it! :) There needs to be a love button. Seriously. Where's the love button?