Keir Starmer demands return of 'sausages' from Gaza in Labour conference gaffe From the gravy to the pea, sausages will be free! Terms and conditions apply. Free Gear Kier now wants Free sausages from Gaza.
Do you think the poor man’s Jewish wife has banned pork from the house so he has to go round Lord Ali’s to have a fry up. Wait: Alli doesn’t eat pork either!? 😮
@@norestforthewicked2193riteon! On in the first, seems like it, reckon the real hostages will be putting out their 🆘️ hope they are still alive have air to breathe food water 💧 that one Goes hand in hand with a feed of even 100.,000 sausages.
Bangers 😂your killing me and mashing up my own words ...great poets and we didn't know it ......sausages and mash ,gravy and peas .....get rid of the UK corrupt Starmer GOV PLEaaasE pulleeeezzzeeeee ease
I have to admit my part in the mistreatment of sausages under my care, no longer will I hold them captive in freezing temperatures and then torture them in boiling hot cooking oil, I am ashamed and disgusted at the way I have acted and as requested by our PM I have indeed released the sausages into a normal tolerant society and wish them well in their new life. PS a dog ate them😢
Starmer would never have said 'sausages' if he had any conviction about what he was saying and he was reading the speech that somebody else had written for him and was reading it from a device. Is this the best our PM can do?
Should have... gome... to... Speg... Sawers... 👓🥸... Is the UK better With Kier Starmer and his UK Zionist Party... Or, without?... Is that better With... Or without... ... a bunch of lying, deceitful, dishonest, corrupting... Zionists?...
@@Elaine-od3hb Yes and many to be found in communities. Small town initiativesm Michael Tellinger. Maybe some think they are purposely showing their ineptness so we do stand up and say enough.
Yep im in Australia and laughing but have you seen ours 😂 he'd cry if someone made songs about him he's trying to stop free speech because we made memes about him
"Do you wanna touch me" would be a fairly obvious starting point. C'mon songwriters and video producers. The English language is made for this sort of thing.
@@Madeinlondon67 Here are some of the lyrics from Do you Wanna be in My Gang: I'm the leader I'm the leader I'm the leader of the gang I am I can take you high as a kite Every single night I can make you jump out of bed Who'd ever believe it Who'd ever believe it Who'd ever believe it
Something like. Do ya wanna be in my Sausage gang, Sausage gang.. bang bang. I'm the Porkiest Leader. The Porkiest leader..Im the leader of the Freebies, lying, gang gang gang..
I can’t get enough of this Queer Sausage quote ! …..so does this mean I can recognise myself as a sausage, and not as a man or woman, and get a jump ahead in the NHS queues ? Brilliant stuff !
How does anyone recover their career after a total failure like this? The only way is totally beyond comrade Starmer, it’s humor, by embracing it and turning it into a catch phrase. Sadly, he’s so full of himself that he is incapable of anything humorous. The only politician capable of doing this was Ronald Reagan, no longer with us. Maybe Boris the Buffoon may have succeeded, but the rest of them are so caught up in their own self importance that they are incapable of pulling it off. He was dying before, but now he’s dead……
Obviously they were having a laugh about it when creating the speech to get confused like that! They must been taking the mick in there wee group about it, he doesn't give a rats ass
He knows all about the gravy boat.
Appears he’s been sailing on it for years.
😂😂
@@francisalderson4469 so has his son
Keir Starmer demands return of 'sausages' from Gaza in Labour conference gaffe
From the gravy to the pea, sausages will be free!
Terms and conditions apply.
Free Gear Kier now wants Free sausages from Gaza.
@@JackDorsey-t8q or Lord Ali
Two tier is well known for telling porkies.🏴👍
Do you think the poor man’s Jewish wife has banned pork from the house so he has to go round Lord Ali’s to have a fry up. Wait: Alli doesn’t eat pork either!? 😮
You reckon
Please go check my now song (THIS IS THE U.K). MUSIC FOR THE PEOPLE
S O S SAVE OUR SAUSAGE
@@norestforthewicked2193riteon! On in the first, seems like it, reckon the real hostages will be putting out their 🆘️ hope they are still alive have air to breathe food water 💧 that one
Goes hand in hand with a feed of even 100.,000 sausages.
This song is a ´banger´ !
😂😂😂😂
Banger Links Matter
I'm waiting for the urdu language version.
Was it written by Jimmy Saveloy?
say no to mash immigration lol
Kier loves the gravy train LOL
😂mash migration
Bangers 😂your killing me and mashing up my own words ...great poets and we didn't know it ......sausages and mash ,gravy and peas .....get rid of the UK corrupt Starmer GOV PLEaaasE pulleeeezzzeeeee ease
Very clever!!
Haha
@@Insecthousestarmerwurst, kind of has a germanic ring to it😂😂
Get on you knees and take the sausage
Never mind the pork sausages, what about the porky pies!
BRILLIANT !
Dibidi dibidi dibidi dibidi... that's all folks! ~ Porky Pig
@@fordpopular8792 was it a chipolata or a fat pork one?
FREE PORKASTINE !!!!!!!!
If this isn't number one at Christmas with all profits donated to the UK OAP's I'll be disappointed.
No chance ,the BBCAND THE REST OF THE MEDIA LEMMINGS WILL BAN IT
welcome to our new prime minister and you wonder why the country turned to 💩💩🤦♂️
I have to admit my part in the mistreatment of sausages under my care, no longer will I hold them captive in freezing temperatures and then torture them in boiling hot cooking oil, I am ashamed and disgusted at the way I have acted and as requested by our PM I have indeed released the sausages into a normal tolerant society and wish them well in their new life.
PS a dog ate them😢
NO SAUSAGES WERE HARMED IN THIS VIDEO 😀😃😄😁 OUR KEIR LOVES A SAUSAGE ❤🤫
From both directions .. apparently ..
Klaus bratwurst is his favourite
A spicy Ali Sausage!
Sausages up the gary glitter 🤣
He loves good sausages, for real,
so might the hostages,
Parody & IMPORTANCE
Wander if they are eating at all.
Brilliant. Humour is not dead. It still lives in England!
It was the Greggs "hostage Rolls" that got me in the end! Free the sausages! Finally a Starmer policy I can get behind. Great song!
From the Gravy to the pea the sausages will be free...
brilliant.
Awesome
Brilliant well thought out rhyme
OH truly brilliant....!!!
Give peas a chance
How he sleeps at night now..🙄
"Sausage Gate"
International laughing stock..!
Like the other muppets.
Spot on.
This is sizzling stuff 👍🏻
😂😂😂😂😂
Sizzling 🔥 hot
He's been putting his sausage in the wrong ( alley / Ali !
Jesus 😂
@@glenmcl What's Jesus got to do with Kier Stasi ?
Stasi's an atheist so doesn't acknowledge the existence of God's Son.
Probably!! 😂
More than likely -😂
😅😅
like a lot of sausages ...we're all stuffed
Sage advice
Cheesey 😊
Its correct his dad was a tool maker and made the biggest one on the planet
Yeah blunt and useless
Lol, come up with that one yourself?
Ithought it was a fool maker
LMAO that is a top comment
@@joeking1019Mauritius has found him a very useful Tool, to completely sharft the UK over Chagos.
Only in the UK 😊 (whats left of it)
The Remains Of The Sausage...
And one day in the future archeologists will find the remains of a Sausage wall around East Anglia where the inhabitants made their last stand ! .
As far as I can see it's all LEFT
At least they still have good humor :)
@@davidbnsmessex.5953Two, just before the whole country was handed over to Mauritius!
Fukk. Some of the * comments * are Brilliant
Definitely not Labour Voters 😊.
Lovely to see people still have their sense of humour despite being screwed by these arseholes.
@@thomasmusso1147 Not many are, these days. I think they’ve finally begun to see the light - if only they’d done so before the election!
😂😂😂💯
Pure class😂
Bend Over Britain ( BOB) big sausage coming.
Gay Bob
Won't be Ali's then will it? Little scrote
This could get to number one in the charts
Love if it did
😅😅😅
It's good 👍
Masterpiece.
Just imagine how embarrassing this would be if it became the Christmas No 1 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Love it,it deserves to be No1 😂😂😂x
Love it
What a silly sausage
Starmer would never have said 'sausages' if he had any conviction about what he was saying and he was reading the speech that somebody else had written for him and was reading it from a device.
Is this the best our PM can do?
Shows what a bad PM he is
Ay.. even with his £2000 glasses .. so it seems he's been shafted too.
He's only saying what Klaus Schwab wrote in his script. A useful tool doing his master's desire to destroy Britain.
Should have... gome... to... Speg... Sawers... 👓🥸...
Is the UK better With Kier Starmer and his UK Zionist Party... Or, without?...
Is that better With... Or without...
... a bunch of lying, deceitful, dishonest, corrupting... Zionists?...
I'll laugh about this till my dying day.
What a global laughing stock! This guy is way out of his depth! That’s one way you can tell! Making the UK a joke of a country it’s terrible
All the cabinet are out of their depth ,I want intelligent people running the government
@@Elaine-od3hb Yes and many to be found in communities. Small town initiativesm Michael Tellinger. Maybe some think they are purposely showing their ineptness so we do stand up and say enough.
Yep im in Australia and laughing but have you seen ours 😂 he'd cry if someone made songs about him he's trying to stop free speech because we made memes about him
As the saying used to be, "What occurs in America, we normally experience five years later".
Please Jo biden called zelensky Putin to his face on live TV 😂😂😂
''SAUSAGE STARMER'' ~~~~ THE GRANNY HARMER ~~~~ IS DEFO' ~~~~ ''THE TOAD IN THE HOLE''
And we need humor and wit during these dark times.
LMAO withe Heinz baked beans and hostages
A pitty it couldn't be sung to Jim'll Fix it tune, or a Garry Glitter one
"Do you wanna touch me" would be a fairly obvious starting point. C'mon songwriters and video producers. The English language is made for this sort of thing.
Kier only thinks of bangers. He has no patty for anything else.
Wanna be in Keirs Gang 😂😂😂
@@Madeinlondon67 Here are some of the lyrics from Do you Wanna be in My Gang:
I'm the leader
I'm the leader
I'm the leader of the gang I am
I can take you high as a kite
Every single night
I can make you jump out of bed
Who'd ever believe it
Who'd ever believe it
Who'd ever believe it
Something like. Do ya wanna be in my Sausage gang, Sausage gang.. bang bang. I'm the Porkiest Leader. The Porkiest leader..Im the leader of the Freebies, lying, gang gang gang..
Brilliant.never laugh so much first thing in the morning.Priceless!
There is more than meets the eye with Kier starmer's love of releasing the sausage!👏👏👏.."The truth"💃
The song is a Banger! 😮
Surprised it wasn't a Mashup with another Song
Unironically going in my playlist
I know this is a piss-take of Starmer but it's actually quite a catchy song! I love the song but hate that cnt.
No 1 pop pickers👍🤣🤣🤣🤣
Are you of the age you can remember Fluff Freeman?
That disgusting predator ...phills secret boyfriend 😂
A brilliant song best I’ve heard so far , WELL DONE ! .
I’m crying with laughter right now. That is so funny 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣
All I know is, there are many witty (lovely) people in my country. The comments are brilliant. 👍👍👍❤❤🇬🇧🇬🇧😂
I really want a Live Aid style single with 20 celebrities singing this 😂😂😂😂
Just brilliant,thank you.xx
'Keir Starmer - Granny Harmer' - Neil Oliver 😃😃👍🌭
Gotta make this number one! It’s a banger!
HaHaHa. This is Gold. Release the sausages. S,L,M.
JUST BRILLIANT! Come on folks let’s make this incredible song , You Tube , number one, next to….."Who do you think you are kidding Mr starmer…. "
Hostage rolls. 😂 I shouldn't laugh, but honestly everything about this was beautiful, even the comment section.
Just when you thought things couldn't get any wurst!
Pure banger 🎶🎶🎶🎶
I can’t get enough of this Queer Sausage quote ! …..so does this mean I can recognise myself as a sausage, and not as a man or woman, and get a jump ahead in the NHS queues ? Brilliant stuff !
Save the sausages, No winter freezer allowance.
Love the Heinz beans with hostsges - dear leader limited edition 😅
I lost it at that beanz and hostages tin. Oh, God, fantastic.
Let not forget of the plight of the humble egg..
The egg is on Starmer’s face
@@SpiritOfOrange among other things
Eggsactly!
Fancy some bangers and mash now… thanks Kier 😉
I'm all in favour of a two steak solution, a caeser frier, and the return of the sausages.
Free Free the sausages 😂
No let's keep the sausages and free the Palestinians
Starmer might have all the sausages but he hasn't got the mustard.
Yer, relish the thought.
Sizzling song.....
Keir like his sausages browned..
only the BRITISH could come up with comedy as fantastic as this & the comments section was even better. fantasmorgloious
Banger!
PLEASE is this being released for the Christmas chart? This at no.1 please. It's sizzling hot.
The best weapon in the world today british humour and sausages😅😅😅
The comments are so much fun to read .... Absolutely fantastic British humour at it's finest ❤
Absolutely Brilliant !😂
Humanity at their best. Well done everyone.
Absolutely fabulous...great if it was a no 1 ❤
That was cool love it 😂😂😂
SOS - Save our Sausages
That brought the biggest smile to my face, well done whoever thought this one up. FREE THE SAUSAGES!!!!
his dad was a toolmaker and what a tool he made ❤
Brilliant....he's never going to live this one down.....🤣🤣🤣
Be careful what you say Starmer. Wall's have ears.
How does anyone recover their career after a total failure like this?
The only way is totally beyond comrade Starmer, it’s humor, by embracing it and turning it into a catch phrase. Sadly, he’s so full of himself that he is incapable of anything humorous.
The only politician capable of doing this was Ronald Reagan, no longer with us. Maybe Boris the Buffoon may have succeeded, but the rest of them are so caught up in their own self importance that they are incapable of pulling it off.
He was dying before, but now he’s dead……
Nigel Farage is always up for a milk shake joke, or other. He pokes fun at others but takes it in good part went the joke is on him.
Yeah, bojo would have run with it i bet, he may have worn a richmonds t shirt or idk, gravy boats for slippers or something.
@@domsumner7307 The Abbottpotamus has gravy boat slippers, on the wrong feet of course.
How donwe go about get this in this charts? Christmas number one!
This has no business being so catchy! 😂
In Scotland you get square sausage...just like that rat I suppose 😅
Aye, we call it Lorne sausage.
He will always be remembered for his kindness to the sausages. 😂😅😂🌭🌭🌭
🇬🇧 bangers are the best!😊
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT 😂😂😂
The best laugh I've had for ages. I thought I heard him say sausage's , but as no one has mentioned it I thought I must be wrong.
No 1 for Christmas 😊😅
Obviously they were having a laugh about it when creating the speech to get confused like that! They must been taking the mick in there wee group about it, he doesn't give a rats ass
HE MUST BE HAVING NIGHTMARES.😂😂😂😂
Love the "Ham ass" bit
There has never been such a sausage of a PM in our nations history. The same can be said for his cabinet too!
You mashed it with this one 😊
This should be number one
This needs to be Christmas number 1
I'm thinking eurovision song contest.
That's the wurst idea so far !
A new song from the “ sausage party “ 😂
Keir "banger up the rear"...
The WURST PM ever 😃
“Beanz and hostages” 😂
The 1960’s US Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, would have approved.
This is one thing he'll never live down
When the chipolatas are down he'll Kier us up!!!!!!
Come on Ladbaby. Another Xmas no 1 ?