Courtney Tearing People To Shreds For 15 Minutes
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@eager turtle i wanna see a season with courtney and philip
Post what season it's from!
OK I know what the first two are referencing but what's the third one?
“I may suck at challenges but at least I don’t have arthritis”
Fucking legend
I LAUGHED SO LOUD WHEN SHE SAID THIS
Wait when did she say that LMAO
Clove Sevina 9:53 😂
Classic
She could be on every season and it would never get old. A true Survivor legend in her own right.
Josiah I totally agree, I love her
sandra and courtney is one of the most iconic couple in this show history
Did you win an immunity?
You can literally put her and Eliza on the jury together and it would be TV gold
Yes agreed she is hilarious
Courtney is like how a normal person would react to things. Not overtly righteous and narcissistic.
I mean everyone else on the show are normal people too, so not necessarily.
Jaming Rhythm you can’t tell me coach is a normal person
I just mean to say not everyone acts like Courtney.
No, this is how rich spoiled brats act but not everyone.. not normal unless you are also one then I guess yeah I suppose they'd think tht since they're pretty out of touch with the rest of the world.. "this isn't welfare she shouldn't get it just cuz she sucks at life hahaha I'm such a betch" 🤑 girl can't comprehend not everyone is born with rich british daddies and silver spoons
Nah when she flipped on JR when he panicked because he thought she was about to burn herself that was totally uncalled for. Give JR some props for caring about other people cuz I don't think anybody would've expected it
1:48 “I am voting for you because when you snore it sounds like someone is choking a walrus”
I was looking for a comment talking about that
I still remember the first time I scream laughed at this. Her delivery is just amazing
Probably has sleep apnea
@@Backwardsman95 yeah, I was thinking that, with the snoring and exhaustion. Hopefully he got help.
How come the hottest survivor is also the coolest one
Some people hate Courtney for "being a jerk", but I love that she kept it real.
@Lord Spyro I agree. And same with Russell, he always keeps real.
Here's Tommy! Well, Russell’s a lot better at doing that outside the game, that is if you’re talking about Hantz
I'll give her a pass because her insults for the most part are hilarious. The only time I'm thinking "i wish she didn't say that" were her digs at Denise" the lunch lady is a good person and didn't deserve those comments.
Courtney is one of my all time favorites
you can "keep it real", and still be a jerk... I know a few people like that
"That would require talking to him. You know I don't do that. " - Literally me in any social situation
lol me too
MOOD
You people are "literally" the worst. I hope you grew up since you had this poor behavior.
thats why you are cringe
I love when she calls Russell a “little troll”
"A bandy-legged little troll"
HES A GNOME LMAOO
@@nectaroftheswans LMAAOAOA
He just lives in the woods
Emerging out of the woods with a bag of crabs! 🤣🤣🤣
Tallying everyone who got roasted, and how many times:
Jean-Robert: 21
Coach: 10
Russell: 9
Jeff: 5
Todd: 4
Peih-Gee: 3
Denise: 3
Rupert: 3
Jerri: 3
Randy: 3
James: 3
Leslie: 2
Aaron: 2
Parvati: 2
Male villains: 2
Villains: 2
Amanda: 1
Her dad: 1
Jaime: 1
Kids: 1
Chinese monks: 1
Heroes: 1
Tyson: 1
Danielle: 1
God bless Courtney
hmmm Rob was well liked by her apparently.
She really don’t like people
@@detwynner5 Unless you're Sandra and Rob
Susan Lucci: 1
She dragged Jeff quite a bit :v
if and when production brings her back, we will rejoice on every street of every nation of every planet.
Secretly Jeff loved it whenever Courtney gave him attitude.
I would happily do the same thing.
Nerd Territory Where’d you hear that
She called a miscarriage funny
@@user-mv7ho8ts7z wrong. she called jonny fairplay's lie funny.
@@user-mv7ho8ts7z No she didn't but hey it would still be a funny joke of she did 😂😂
Courtney: "I come off as a brat the whole show, so kids can probably identify with that"
Jeff: "Do you enjoy that, do you like kids?"
Courtney: "No I actually hate kids"
😂😂😂😂😂
I once saw Courtney (and Stephen) in NYC, and I had my friends daughter in my arms, but quickly tossed her to my friend so I could walk over to them and say hi. My mind instantly went to: Courtney hates kids. Ha! True story 😂
@@highheartwellness stephen who?
@@johnnycrash4892 Fishback. He used to live in the same neighborhood
Survivor Stephen I think from tocatins and Cambodia
Courtney and Stephen used to date which I find such a random coupling lol.
Lmao she even roasts Jeff.
Yes, Jeffrey
Jeffery not Jeff😂 which is my favorite thing Courtney does in Season20
oH sHuT uP jEfFeRy
Something all the fans want to do
How come the hottest survivor is also the coolest one
4:24 "I dislike everyone else in this game more than I dislike Todd and Amanda, and I think they mistake that for friendship"
Damn 😱😂 She's so savage!
What I find funny is im pretty sure she is close friends with Todd after the show, she was one of the people who supported him when he went through his alcohol addiction
As funny as it may sound that has a darker background, she was getting harassed by Jean Robert constantly making lewd remarks at her and Amanda and trying to snuggle into them while sleeping and production refused to let her quit because 'it would ruin their game' so instead she tried to get rid of him constantly, but Todd and Amanda needed JR for their game, so she was basically calling them fake for putting the game above their so called friendship.
She talks about it on Fairplay's podcast and there is a RHAP interview with Todd where he confirms this and apologizes for how he treated her, by downplaying her distress.
I SCREAMED at “thank you Jeffrey”
If only she'd survived 1 more round in HvV to make the merge, she could have reconnected with Amanda and the Heroes would trust her word about Russell being a liar more than they trusted Sandra. If Jerri goes in her place, Sandra and Courtney jump to the Heroes side at merge and the whole game turns out differently.
Even better if James doesn't get injured and stays in the game, then we could have had the China 3 together at the merge.
Oh well, woulda, coulda, shoulda.
Bendrix27 I love her but she isn’t that good.
UnderBaked Bacon Courtney was 2 votes away from beating Todd and has more immunity wins than some muscled out bros
She should have rallied to take out Sandra at the tribal that she went
vaporterra I repeat, I love her but she had one individual immunity win (which is still good). I also think that she got second cause her Final Tribal Council was much better than Amanda’s. She is an awesome player and funny as hell.
UnderBaked Bacon This second take is one I can respect more than “she isn’t that good”
no one understands how badly I need a season with Courtney and Fabio
Damnnnnn, me too
I think Fabio would definitely get some of her roasts but she mainly goes after people like Russell and Jean-Robert who are A-Holes and since Fabio is a genuinely nice guy he probably wouldn't get that much more than the regular person.
She would destroy him....😂😂😂
Omg what about Ken from mvgx. He may be the only person more pretentious than Jean Robert
I would ship them 😍 lol The love story of dumb Fabio and snarky Courtney 😂
Courtney is my favorite Survivor player of all-time! She was a literal witch on heroes versus villains. That girl got her shoulder dislocated after she screamed, "break her arm!" and then Rob fainted in the forest after she said she wished he would drop dead. She is no joke!
She didn't say she wanted Rob to drop dead. She said the Villains tribe would probably die if Rob just dropped dead because he was the only one sustaining the tribe.
@@nommyyt nitpicking lol same difference 😂
@@ghosthazmgm1838 wut. they are literally exact opposite differences.
@@hylic2637 another wild complainer has appeared…
@@ghosthazmgm1838 what. can you not read?
even if you dont like her, you can’t say that she didn’t make her seasons 100x more entertaining lmao. her confessionals and commentary sent me
What season is this? I'm Currently binging .. In no particular order, but am completely hooked now. I cant believe there are 40 seasons! How did I miss this great Tv?! It only took Covid for me to realize what greatness I was missing!
@Tough Bickies It's not that serious, relax my guy
@@TheBluebeauties I guess they can’t express emotion now just because you said it. Ok robot .
@@marsupial3618 she first appears on survivor China I believe and then she appears on hero’s vs villains!
@@marsupial3618 and one other season but I forget lol
Reminder that despite her size, Courtney has won more individual challenges than James ever has.
“At least our guys know they’re useless except for Coach he seems to think he’s amazing” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
8:35
“You’re a freaking lunatic! I’m just glad I don’t have to live with you anymore. And nice feather in your hair!
She needs to comeback just for her confessionals.
“Real heroic. Real heroic. I told you you were on the wrong team James!” LOL her mouth is reckless
"How many fish did you get, sitting at camp looking in your dirty socks, flirting with parvati? How many fish did you get there? None? Oh cool...Thanks" LMFAO!!!!!!!
My favorite one of hers was the "This isn't welfare" comment to Denise.
That line is so much better in retrospect, after Denise lied about losing her job at the China reunion!
@@eagerturtle4791 really!? I recently finished watching that season. I totally believed her when she said she was fired.
Denise didn’t even mind
@@eagerturtle4791 Wow. Denise is as scummy as her haircut. Who the hell lies about losing a job? I looked it up and she made over double her lunch lady salary at her new janitor position at the school.
@@eagerturtle4791 I never knew that! What happened?
she ripped her way to finale and almost got the million ♥️💯
CAnthony Ga didn’t she get second?
emphasis on the "almost", but yup :+1:... she got second
She would have won too if Todd didn’t give the best final tribal in the history of survivor
I find it funny that Courtney hated Coach in the game but ended up forming a band with him and JT just a couple days after being voted out
I remember when I was like 7 or 8 when this came out and I thought she was just so rude. Now I’m 20 and I can’t help but appreciate her lmao
same!!
But it looks like someone taped a picture of a pretty face onto a bamboo pole.
@@ChefofWar33 yea oddly enough people weigh differently and look differently from one another. Strange huh?
@@kylemendes7246 Yeah and some people developed serious negative personas based on their own weight and appearance. They straight up turn into an asshole that nobody likes.
Go figure.
She looks like a stick and acts exactly how I would expect someone looking like that to act. Negative towards everything right out of the gate, a real stuck up city girl with NOTHING to offer anyone.
She is one of the funniest contestants ever!
She called a miscarriage funny
@@user-mv7ho8ts7z really?
@@user-mv7ho8ts7z no she didn’t
@@user-mv7ho8ts7z she didnt
@@user-mv7ho8ts7z as she should!!
Courtney has more sass than even Jeff lmaoo 😂
yeah i thought i recognized you
I think courtney calling russell a "little troll" is the best survivor moment ever
When there's part of you that's been missing and you can't figure out what it is...
Then you stumble upon 'Courtney Tearing People to Shreds for 15 Minutes' and you feel whole again!
That's actually really sad.
Her quotes are iconic
"I believe that the USA hockey team is missing a player?" I LOVE THAT. I SCREAMEDDDD!
And Jean Robert's "bad boy" thing LOL
you should do a video of courtney’s facial expressions while sitting on the jury lol
I've done that for Courtney and Eliza!
Link?
@Jimmy Gonzales th-cam.com/video/WPmZjXArHpA/w-d-xo.html 😊
@Jimmy Gonzales th-cam.com/video/QNGMhEPYjfY/w-d-xo.html 😊
"The lost cruise passenger, Randy". Hahaha.
She is the embodiment of Mandy from the grim adventures of billy and Mandy and I adore it
Nope, she’s barely Mandy.
"You're not a bad boy, you're just a crappy person" 🤣🤣
put courtney on every season until she wins cbs
They should, they did it for Rob
I wish they put her in WaW as a troll contestant lol 😆 😂
@@marlonrando9272 too true
still the best Courtney line: "the Johnny Fairplay, "my grandma died" you can almost forgive that that's funny
fucking kills me every time
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve used the phrase “visible thinking” since seeing Courtney do her Jaime Dugan.
Thank you for giving light to one of the most underrated Queens of Survivor
Ona, zrovna nebyla podceňována. To , že nebyla nejsilnější v soutěžích, z ní nedělá podceňovanou hračku. Před kamerou byla sociálně výrazná. Těžko říct, jak jí braly a jaká byla , když byly kamery vypnuté. Myslím, že nebyla až taková ,, drsňačka" jako před kamerou. Můj názor !
Courtney is legit hilarious
"thank you jeffrey" I LOST IT
People talk about Sandra or Parvati as the queen... But too bad Courtney already exists
Queen of not winning
Sandra and Courtney being besties in HvV is a mood
Jared Stegman Tbh they’re all queens 👸🏽 👸🏻👸🏼
all queens. but sandra can call her "the" queen because she the only person who won twice in non winner season
@@pnelly9004 and not doing to much except talk, talk, and insult. Yeah real good PLAYER!!
Best is her calling Jeff Jeffrey lmao
If Jeff ever retires, I would like to nominate Courtney to be the new host.
The cave confessional is literally me every time I’m near people
You make it sound like total drama
Her being half English makes so much sense. As a brit her attitude is so similar to mine.
mhm ok
@@colleenkyle7741 😂😂 omd
she acts like most Americans, they somehow manage to pick out the most friendly religious centered people lol.
You know, thats not a good thing.
@@hithere8753 Can you find where I asked please x
Courtney is so fucking hilarious. I love the way she reads people and parodies them in accurate, real ways
Courtney had a blast with this game. She didn’t care one way or the other about being there. That’s survivor freedom!
I honestly can't think of another player that can get this long of a collection of wise-cracks, one-liners, impressions and hilarious body language
Courtney's impression of Russell is so funny I literally lol!
I forgot how much I liked Courtney. She really needs to come back.
it must have been so difficult for Courtney not to scream out while she was on the jury... she rlly looked like she had a lot to say and had to hold it in lmaoo
"Except for Coach, he seems to think hes amazing.. idk where he got that idea" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Fuuuck
“~The lost cruise ship passenger Randy~” LOL how are her Randy roasts so accurate it is amazing😂👏
i love how she is still talking even at the jury's seat.
Of all the Survivor vids out there, this is the one I come back to the most. Courtney's wit is priceless :)
She was reading everyone and I love hur for that!
Thanks for this! Courtney is hilarious even if she is a little mean. Reminds me to re-watch Hero's vs Villians again.
It's a shame she gets barely any airtime in HvV though!
She is a queen. She may be physically weak but she is great TV, and shreds everyone to pieces, including Jeff. Amazing player.
She's just iconic, she owned the show even at Ponderosa lol
The fact that she hasn't been back should be a crime
"a confused cross between jack nicholson and bea arthur" queen shit. that one really got me
"Thanks Dad"!!!!! I lose it everytime I see that clip!
Courtney says the biting truth of what most of us are thinking. She gets typecasted as smug, harsh, and rude because she happens to say it out loud.
"I am voting for you because when you snore at night time it sounds like someone's choking a walrus"
Omg i have watched this vid like 5 times and i just noticed the "thanks dad" comment from courtney to coach😂😂😂
You know why they brought her back so they could get her smirk remarks. She obviously sucked in challenges but she was fun too watch just for what she would say about people true Villain
Ryan S her and eliza are hilarious.
She won a challenge tho
@@erintexel9739 "Did You win a challenge?" lmao
@@erintexel9739 a challenge based on balancing , and weighing 70 pounds is obviously a huge advantage lol winning one challenge isn’t that impressive considering most people win multiple each season
@@user-bd6hn im just saying she didn't suck just because she was smaller. A lot of people didn't win any and are never referred to as sucking
Idk how I missed that quote from HvV (I've seen it several times) where she says "Randy is a cross between Jack Nicholson and Bea Arthur" 😂😂😂 omg it's so accurate though
Going through my survivor rewatch and she's by far one of the most entertaining people to be on the show. All her scenes are good, she needs a show or podcast!
"The lost cruise ship passenger, Randy, who looks like a confused cross between Jack Nicholson and Bea Arthur.." lmfaoooooo I completely forgot about this line of comedy gold 😂
It makes so much sense that her dad is British, she has that very sarcastic sense of humour. Love it!
“I weigh 7 lbs I can’t even keep myself warm get off of me “ 😂
The impressions on Survivor China were spot on. Lol!
Her reactions when she was on the jury for hero’s vs villains
I noticed too.It was funny🤣
"Thank you Jeffrey"
Absolute Aries queen, favorite survivor without a doubt!
His impression of Russel always gets me
The Courtney/Sandra friendship is one of the funniest parts of HVV.
@ 2:08 - her impression of Jaime was spot on. 😂
Courtney only getting four confessionals in HvV is an absolute disgrace to this tv series
Why Courtney hasn’t returned again, is baffling to me!
They need to have a runner up season. Top 2 or 3’s only. No winners. The epitome of bitchy and bitterness, comedic gold tho. 🤗🤯😳
That would be funny to have Boston rob back cus he was a runner up to “Amba” as rob would say
Health concerns probably, she is already thin as she is, maybe she's afraid her body might not be able to handle another season.
@@nikay5692 I'm pretty sure if they made a season like that they wouldn't count winners who were also runner ups like Rob or Parvati
Že by už nechtěla ?! Dává to smysl ?!
The way she sings about burning Jean-Robert’s stuff- I can’t- 💀
my favourite survivor by far
How appropriate this was made on 4/20 lol
Should've made an Ozzy video 😂
Eager Turtle Ozzy being bitter for 10 minutes
Very hero-esque. I told you you were on the wrong team James! 😂 ugh I love her
her confessionals gave me life 😂
Courtney was definitely the funniest juror on HvV lmao
Men: Exist
Courtney: "Clash of the testicles"
I hope that she returns
I hope not. She was trash.
Andrew Smith How, she was hilarious and decently strategic
@@justinpascal8332 She was a villain for a reason. Disgusting personality.
Andrew Smith she’s also great tv
Villains have more fun 😁
I keep watching this over and over
i don’t even watch survivor and i love her omg she’s iconic
This is the quality content I love to see on this channel.
"I might suck at challenges but atleast I don't have arthritis" 😭
Why did they cut that part?
It goes to show how entertaining Courtney is that she can insult Jeff multiple times and not be erased from the show
5:05 she actually has the guts to tell Jeff to shut it
ikr
im voting for you because when you snore at nighttime it sounds like someone's choking a walrus
“oh, beans” - the best line to ever come from survivor
"That would recquire to talk to him, you know I don't do that" AJSHSHSOSK iconic
"James in the lead... WHO WOULDVE EVER PREDICTED THIS"
Courtney: "Uhhmaaaazinnng."
Moood I felt that I predicted it too so she's just being real